Giggling about Paige in Italy, polygamists, and near death experiences
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I mean, the day just got away from me. Ciao, ba- No, literally, I'm not coming home. Like, I'm just, I'm just not. I live here now. I just have to say, I looked at your Instagram and I'm like, she's an Italian travel blogger now. And we've lost her. I do want to say, though, the gigglers, such class. Because the amount of gigglers I've met-

Shut up. In the country of Italy is insane. Yes. Just vacationing? Just vacationing. My dad flabbergasted. He's like, they listen to your podcast? Like, I think my dad thinks our podcast is like this hobby that we have, which it totally is. Totally is. 100% is. But also, we have like based our whole lives around this podcast. Yeah. And so he's just like, that's wholesome.

He literally says, holy mackerel, whatever that means. Oh my God, that's such a dad term. Oh boy, oh boy.

I yeah, this reminds me of when I went to Puerto Rico and I found a giggler in the middle of a forest. I'm just like, oh, my God, we are. Are we international? I mean, everyone's from America. No, but no, this is an international podcast. Yeah, I'm I've only been to Italy once when I was 16 for a tennis tournament. So I cried the whole time, obviously. But it's still like was by far the best vacation ever.

I mean, it wasn't a vacation trip I've ever been on. Where are you? Can you tell the gigglers what it's like to be an Italian princess? Yes, I will. It is quite hard, but I'm managing it. I will say I'm going to do a whole post of recommendations of like where I stayed and where I went to dinner because it is...

So many when you're going on a trip I feel like so many people are like oh my god You have to go here and you have to go there and like you must do this and then like when you get here Everything sounds the same like every restaurant is like lava tita la la la and you're just like wait what? I would freeze and order a cheeseburger. I would yeah, I'm like freaking out So I will do a post of like every recommendation that I have um

What was the question? Where are you? So I'm in Capri. That's how you pronounce it. Capri. Also not Capri, like Capri Sun. Also known as the birthplace of Capri Sun. I'm in Capri for four days. Then we are going to a town called Ravello. And then we are going to a town called Positano. Yes. Okay. Okay.

How did it feel when authentic Italian pasta touched your lips? I know that this is a health and wellness podcast. Really, we just are lactose intolerant and we try to figure out ways to not be lactose intolerant without, you know, stopping eating lactose.

It makes you realize just how shitty food is in America. Because not because of the taste, because I will say that like I've been eating dinners here and I'm like, this is really good. But there are restaurants in New York City that like it's equally as good. Like we do have great restaurants in New York. The one difference I will say is after eating a bowl of pasta here, there's no bloat.

There's no bloat. There's no feeling of like, oh my God, I just ate so much. Like you feel like you're doing something good for your body, eating your midday pasta. I'm like, I have to take my vitamins. And that is gluten. I remember they gave me like a chunk of Parmesan cheese with like a little prosciutto. Yep. And I was like, this is my vegetables for the day. Their breakfast here is...

Meat and cheese. It's like cake. Meat and cheese and cake. And I'm just like, I'm down with it. Like, okay. Don't tempt me. How are the people? How are the authentic Italian people? This is also another very funny observation.

So I have gone to like a few different countries before and I always feel like so ignorant as an American going to different countries because I'm like, I don't know the language. I'm not, I can't even pretend to know the language. And like, you feel like almost like inadequate because I feel like every other country, they know their language and they also know English. And we just come there and we're like, you don't know English? Like, you know?

The Italian people are very nice. I will say they are very nice. But there are some people like at the restaurants and stuff that like aren't that friendly. And so I was sitting there the one day and I was talking to my mom and I was like, you know what I've realized? Like they're not like overly friendly. Like at the hotel they are, but like certain restaurants they're not. And then I sat there and I was like, wait.

But like neither am I. And I'm Italian. And so then I was like, actually, I'm down with it. Like be rude to me. I get it. I think Italians are just real as fuck. And like they can't hide their emotions. Yeah. Like when they're excited, they're excited. When they're angry, they're angry. They're passionate people. I love mass stereotyping. Who? What was this like shoe guy guy?

that you had in your story? So Capri, I guess, is also known for like their shoes, which I am down with. And somebody told me this before I came and I was just like, okay, like that's so like what a random thing.

But like every other store you can go in, you pick like the color leather you want and like the gems that go on it. They measure your foot and then they make the shoes right there. Like they make them for you. So I... Paige is like, for anyone who's talked shit about me wearing fast fashion, I watched a guy literally make a shoe with his bare paws. Literally. And so I went, I bought three pairs. I bought...

two pairs for myself and one pair for my mom and my um i took out my card and i paid and then i got the card back and i was like oh fuck i just put that on the giggly squad account

you're going to jail i'm reporting you no immediately i was like that's literally embezzlement like i just took funds from my work account and bought shoes on them and i started like freaking out and my dad was like can't you just text hannah and say that you accidentally use the car and you'll like deposit money next week and i was like oh yeah but i like immediately thought i was going to jail it's like now i have to go to italian jail

I do have to let you know something since you've been gone. Stuff has been changing around here. Yeah, what's going on? I posted this Amazon top that's $33. That is, I mean, it's gorgeous. And the internet subtly blew up. Like not full blow up, but like it was a subtle blow up. And Not Skinny Not Fat, Amanda Hirsch, posted that she bought

the top that I posted so I have to I felt like I wanted to tell you before you found out from someone else before you got back that's fine that's totally fine because I it means I I'm I'm a fashion influencer and I don't want you to feel like I'm stepping on like your toes because I'm obviously like we have different styles right Amanda basically like she dm'd me and she was like

page who and I was like oh my god don't speak about my friend like that but you're right it's so weird though because I have a spot Saturday night and it's like a really good spot at the stand and I it's it's not like done yet because I'm just like using it to like test my material yeah yeah so like if you want to come that's totally fine but like it's not it's like a working set

Yeah. You're just working on material. Yeah. Do you have a special lined up? I really rather not say. Okay. One, because I don't. Yeah. So you do. I mean, I might be talking to Netflix just like, but I don't, I wanted to tell you first. Oh my God.

No, but seriously, anyone that shits on me for like posting Amazon clothes, it's just like, but it's the fucking best. Like every pair of sunglasses that I have been wearing on vacation, Amazon. Some people can't afford Italian leather makers. Sorry that I can't fly to Capri every time I want a new pair of shoes. And like Paige, if you look, she doesn't only do fast fashion now. She does fashion.

Stuff that we can't afford. So I hope you guys are happy now. I've literally you guys bullied me into into spending my whole paycheck on like expensive shit. Yeah, I know. And I love being a conscious consumer. I really do. However, I watch this thing on Netflix called Rotten and it basically explains like the whole chocolate industry is basically based on slavery in in like West Africa. Like they don't pay the farmers for

Every chocolate bar is you like basically feeding into slavery. Stop it. Like water bottles, bad. Avocados, bad. Sugar, bad. Wait, why are avocados bad? I've been saying that for years, but. I didn't watch the episode, but like I think they treat it like drug money and like there's like cartel wars about it. That could be false information. I'm so against avocados. It's not even funny.

I actually have never seen you eat an avocado. What did they do to you? I think they're disgusting. Like, look, I love a guacamole dip. I love guacamole. But that is so different from like putting it on your sandwich. I think that like it ruins so many good sandwiches. I do have to say eggs with just like cut up avocado on top. The two textures see you in small claims court. Do you know when you're like eating eggs and then they start to taste too much like eggs?

I, I, I know what you're, yes, I know. I get that with, yes, with hard boiled eggs. Sometimes I'm like, this is so eggy. But like, it makes sense. You ever like eat a salad with chicken in it and the chicken just tastes too much like chicken? Okay. I've never felt that because I love chicken, but you do have a weird relationship with some types of meats. I know that about you. You do? Yeah.

And she's referring to men. You do get sick of certain meats. So are we doing like...

a giggly salami squad takes italia or like a giggly squad tour in italy like what's the plan where do we go from here because i feel like we this is part of who we are is italy wait want to know something funny a giggler sent me britney spears is like a wedding photo where it was like madonna paris hilton selena gomez and they're like why is this giving me salami squad vibes i i know i was kind of like come for someone else's brand yeah i was like i was like

Hannah being compared to Britney Spears as a bride is so spot on. Yeah.

People are being mad, like saying stuff about Britney, like why is her hair messy or whatever? And I'm like, let her live. Like I spent three years on a reality show. People saying I didn't shower. Like let the girl let her sweat a little bit. Yeah. Let her have a day. Let her have pores. I was going to ask you, there's so much going on with this Britney Spears wedding. Have you, do you have any opinions? Have you been keeping up with it or are you just busy with ravioli? Um,

I'm gonna tell you something. I have only looked at my phone to take videos of myself and my scenery. I haven't looked at anything else or like... I saw that... I did see that her ex-husband like broke into her home, which like...

I didn't hate. Oh my God. I got like mad that no one broke into my home on my wedding day. As someone who wants to hire a person to object during my wedding just for the drama. I like didn't hate it. You know, it's funny is we're like Jason Alexander is the one that does that. I'm like you were 90 days bitch. Like I want Kevin Federline. I want Justin Timberlake. That's who I thought it was. I thought it was K-Fed. I was like, wait, I want someone that's like

Like who was married, like who was in love with her. I mean, but it's like what we talk about on Giggly Squad. Sometimes the relationships that hurt you the most are the ones you never fully got because you've made up in your head what your life could have been. When the ones you dated for three years, you're like, yeah, I know what it was like. There were good times, there were bad times. But it's not like a fun drug. I've cried more over like a two-week thing than someone I dated for like a full year. I was like good riddance, but this guy...

We could have something. I've cried over guys I haven't met. Guys who I just saw across the bar. You go home and you're like, I love him! No, I'm currently in a fight with Jack Harlow because I just think it's taken too much time for him to DM me. So I were fighting, but yeah, I get it. I actually never talked about it on Giggly Squad and I don't want to say the man's name. But I feel like I have to tell them about how... I would say he's an A-list singer.

oh my god do you want to know why we never said anything because it was like pre nuptials like and i'm not talking pre it was like three days for me to bring it up it was you know it was it was actually right before my bachelorette yes des is in ireland with like his seven families i'm sitting there being a good good fiance putting butter planning my wedding

And when I tell you 97% of the people that follow me on Instagram are women, it is. Yeah. I don't really get DM slides. Also, like, people know I'm taken, I feel like. Yeah. But Des and I haven't been posting a lot. That's why, like, people started spreading rumors that we broke up and stuff. But, like, Des and I were kind of like, let's take a break from, like, our public. Social media. Like, entertaining people with our, like, relationship status. So, and then the wedding happened. That went out the window. Yeah.

I got a DM. I feel like I need a jump. I need a drum roll. Like a slide, you guys, from a A-list singer. I mean, A-A. A-list. Like when I told my mom, she was like, how much do you like Des? And I was like... I literally, when you texted me the screenshot...

looking back on it I felt I feel like I don't know if that was like I was being a good friend or a bad friend but I was like wait what do we do and like that was a serious question no it was one of those things that like this DM changes your life like you're moving to LA yeah are we going on the bachelorette or like or like do we like what's going on right before the bachelorette so I get a DM from him and I said I like you yeah and

And so it wasn't just like a DM that was like, hey, something or like, hey, I saw this video. It's so funny. Or like, hey, this like this is a funny tweet or something. That was like, you're my next girlfriend. Yeah. I was like, do you want to date me for two months and take some paparazzi photos? Like, that's what that was. Absolutely. And I was not in that mindset. And I looked and it was so funny because I didn't click on it. I showed my mom and my mom was like, what? And she clicks on it. I'm like, mom.

also wait what a great story that you now have just left this man on scene and then you were like I'm married like and then you got married like four days later I'm gonna respond I had part of me was like I'm gonna respond this is funny but then I realized like you're a fiance this isn't like if I had a boyfriend a thousand percent I'm responding I'm just like figuring it out like for my career but I do have to say and I'm not gonna say his name because honestly like who knows I don't want to cause any drama but

He's like not my type. We're not going to say? I'm not going to say his name. Okay. Oh, man. Okay. Jack Harlow. I was just going to say for the gigglers, we just have to say it's not Jack Harlow. It's not Jack Harlow. It's not Jack Harlow. Wait, I'll give them like he's not Jack Harlow, but he like kind of like he's young. He's like an Ed Sheeran vibe, I would say. Okay. Okay.

Cuter than Ed Sheeran. Yeah, I'm saying in terms of not looks. I'm saying in terms of social status and music. Yeah, he's not a rapper. He actually is not as young as he looks. But yeah, he's like sexy voice, sexy voice. Yeah. How many people though...

How many people did he DM that day? No. How many people do you think that like are about to get married? And this is like celebrity or not who are about to get married. And then someone like says one thing to them and they completely like run away. I think it happens a lot. And I think it's, it's,

There's like a lot of pressure right before and a lot of people in your ear and you just realize the momentous decision you're making. Like saying you want to date a guy is literally nothing. Right. Even an engagement.

If it's like a private engagement, not like public, it's like get out if you can, you know? I also realized that I am if you need a friend that you want to get out of your marriage or your relationship, like call me because my mind immediately goes there. Like one of my girlfriends texted me the other day and she was like, when am I getting engaged?

And I was like, I don't know. And she was like, well, I know. She was like, no, I know that you know. And I was like, I really don't know. But I do know that we have time if you want to get out of it to move you to a different country and change your name. Like and I was like fully serious and she's like laughing about it.

But in my mind, I was like, but if you want out, like we can get out. Yeah. Yeah. Well, sometimes I feel like people date, date, date. And then they're like, oh, it's eventually time to get engaged. Yeah. And then you're like, wait a second. This is not what I want for me. So ladies, like get out of your engagements, like get out if you want. Break off your engagements and move to Italy. I will say that. I will say the men here.

It's on a different level. Like even like just like the taxi drivers. I'm like the taxi drivers don't look like this in New York City. Let me tell you. They're your type. They're your type. To a motherfucking T. Like Italy is just it's just my vibe. Are the hand movements as good as I imagine? No, they're not. I feel like America really dramatizes like who the Italian people are.

But, and I'm not, I'm not totally sure, but I think that an Italian man insulted me.

this morning but i'm not sure which i kind of love yeah i was like wait wait i'm turned on like um are we dating like he was driving this like little tractor thing that they drive up and down the hills to like take people's luggage and i'm pretty sure that he called me stupid or a cunt and i'm not sure which one but i was like in his way which one do you prefer

I kind of love that he like called me a cunt because we are in Europe you know so like you can say that here and people like don't get mad but he said in his way if anyone in is a giggler who speaks Italian he called he said like deuce deuce deuce like conto or something and I was just like I think that man just called me like a dumb cunt wait was he hot no he was not at all but I was like oh my god hey

Sorry. No, my mistake for being in your way. Am I changing my Instagram handle? My dad was like, I think he just called you something really bad. I was like, yeah. Oh, my God. I was like, Dad, I've done reality TV. Don't worry about it. So funny. I also... But back to my man. Oh, yeah. I thought the response I should do... If you were engaged and he DM'd you, what would you have done? I mean...

He's not my type. He's not my type. But it's funny because my mom saw, I don't know where she saw it. She had to have seen it on like E! News or something. Saw that this man, this is years ago, this man was on Raya. And I don't think my mom knows how dating apps work because she was like, he's on Raya. You can date him. And I was like, it's not just like a club that like if you're on it, you can also like, you have to like come across them. Yeah.

And so he's not my type, but he I've watched interviews of him. He has a great personality and he seems like he's very nice. I was like, shoot, I want to get him on my podcast. But then I just like froze. And then I was like, would it be funny if at my bachelorette I send him a video like from my bachelorette? And then now I'm thinking about I could have totally been like, oh, my God, I just got in. I just got married. But like, I'll hit you up like for the next one or something. That actually would be funny. Yeah.

I know, but I don't even want to dip my toe. Yeah, because you don't want to bring that energy, even though it's like a harmless, meaningless DM back that's like, we're joking. Yeah. You don't even want to have that energy. I already have one guy that like...

I do have one rapper that I'm like basically dating. Like we've never met. Lil Romeo. Oh, I actually did know that. We DM like a little too much. Every now and then he sends me a photo from his hotel room. Sometimes we have sex, but it's nothing. Every now and then he just trips into my vagina and I'm like, Romy! But yeah, Romeo Miller and I, I love that name.

But here's the thing. We can joke about this because we are both in relationships that like –

Listen, Craig pisses me off about so much shit and he like really gets on my nerves sometimes. But I know for a fact that like that man would never cheat on me. He would never even like text a girl. And I know that I would also never do that to him. And you and Des are the exact same in that. So like we can joke about it. If our mans did, you don't think Page Six would be on that immediately? That's the other thing. Like if they ever did...

The gigglers would be in my DMs. I would book a flight to Capri and start dating the taxi driver I met last night. Like, I would be fine. I feel like this has opened up a new journey for you because you've been traveling a lot, but not internationally. I mean, Bahamas was like quasi. Do you want to travel more? I will say it is a hassle getting here because...

because it is an island so like it was a seven hour flight then we had to drive two hours from Rome to Naples then you have to get on a 40 minute ferry to Capri then you have to take like a trolley like up

from like the bottom of Crete to like the top where we're staying at our hotel that is so much admin I'm literally getting that right now my mom my mom was in the airport and she had printed out our itinerary and she's like doing all these things and she's like this is my mom yeah she was like this is

MapQuest. Literally. She's like, this is a lot. And I'm like, why do you think Hannah hates admin? She's like, I hate admin. No, so I can't be in a relationship or a friendship with someone who's like not either really good at directions or just like calls the Uber all the time. I'm very good at directions. I know. That's why we're good together. Des, literally, I don't know where I'm at ever. And he just, he directs me by like pushing my butt. He'll be like that. Yeah.

how adorable and we're like across the tree from our apartment and he's like that way i also will say this is a great if you're just getting married or you're like planning your honeymoon this is a phenomenal couple's vacation but it's the perfect honeymoon because it's not a it's romantic it's so romantic there's so much like leisure things to do during the day and it's not like a

party scene like I think there are clubs here but it's not like it's not like there's a downtown or there's like and it's not like it's an island where all there is to do is like go to the beach like you can go shopping you can go on like boat trips you can go to different islands is it very crowded yeah

It depends on what time of year you go. So I think that like there's definitely a lot of people, but I feel like because I don't like people. Yeah, I feel like if you go in the very beginning of the summer and the very end, like the beginning of fall, it's great. But in the middle of the summer, I think it gets like super crowded here. Is Capri where everyone takes those really cool videos where you're like on a boat under like the big like mountain things?

Like, are you guys going on a boat? We are going on a boat. We're taking a boat from Capri. Sorry, I'm in Italy. Capri to Ravello. Okay. So I... Yes, where it's like the big hill and all. It almost looks like Hollywood Hills, but like way better. Where the houses are like in the hill. Yeah. Also, I noticed your dad is taking incredible photos. Was he a photographer in a past life? Is...

No, he gets it. He gets the shot every single time. And he only takes like 10. And the other day I had my mom. You're a scary senior. Who would have thought? My mom was doing it. And my dad walked over and he was like, no, no, I got it.

I got it. And he like, I know how my baby looks like a model. Okay. She's my model today at the pool. Put your chin up today at the pool. I was like, here's my vision. And he like, he listens to me. He's like, okay. Okay. And I'm like, so I'm going to need you to hold the phone above your head and just know where the button is. And he goes, okay. He got it without looking at the screen. And I was like, this is the problem. I know. Like, how are you going to get married?

Yeah. No, I can't. Like that man is such a treasure and he puts the bar so fucking high. Like Craig, you need to be studying. You need to be. I mean, I've also had a lot of one on one time with my dad this trip, which is.

like it rarely happens and it's quick it's like when we're waiting for my mom to like get ready when we're just wondering where mom is just like that's like every other question it's like where do you think she is where's mom um and it's just been so nice and like lovely and it's i really recommend going on like a family vacation when you're an adult

I kind of wish Bravo filmed this. Paige goes to Italy. Oh my God. With her family? My dad would be the star of the show. He has asked some of the funniest questions that I've ever heard. First being like, does everyone have a passport? That was funny.

and i was like pretty much everyone has a path he's like crazy and then we get here and there's like a lot of people and he's like no one works everyone's just because like my dad doesn't take vacations like they don't go on vacation yeah and he's just like flabbergasted that like well siestas are a real thing in italy right um i don't wait not the word siesta but basically when i went to italy nothing was open between 12 and 4 because of their lunch break

No, I think it's different here because this is such a vacation destination. Yeah, like we were in like a local area and we needed like a tire fix or something. And we were like, we're coming back at four. When do you work? I will say it is like when you ask for the check.

At dinner, you're sitting there for another 30 to 40 minutes. And it's just, my dad has like almost lost his mind. He's like, what do we have to ask for when we're eating? Like what? They do take, they live life. Like they just, they live.

Yeah, you're on island time. But I also do want gigglers to understand Paige and I have an abnormally close relationship with our families. Yeah, that's true. Because I feel like most family vacations could... Like, people wouldn't speak ever again. Like, could be people's worst nightmare. People get so triggered by...

each other but i like and i get that like trust me there are times where i'm just like shut up like i'm gonna kill you yeah but it's also you have to think of it in like such different terms like one day it's not just gonna be the four of us anymore and that was what my mom like really wanted to go on this trip for because she was like one day like i'm not gonna be able to go on vacation with just like my husband and my two kids like you guys are gonna have families and

And so like it was kind of like a trip like that. And I had never been to Italy and I knew that my first time that I went, I wanted it to be with my family rather than like a significant other because I didn't want to think back on the first time I was there and think of like some random ass boyfriend. That's why I've never let a boyfriend buy me a Chanel bag either. Yeah.

Because I don't want to ever look at that. Look at my... You're like, other designers fine, but not Chanel. Other designers fine, but no, seriously, not Chanel. Wait, you are so Samantha Jones right now. Samantha Jones, really? Oh, yeah, when she gets that ring. The ring. Yeah. Um...

I also feel like when you're with your family, they know you more than anyone. And like they... You can just be so yourself. Again, there are some families where there might be like drama where like they're projecting their own shit onto you and that's some bullshit. Yes. But like I guess like I feel lucky that my family just like...

knows me i mean let's i'm let's call it what it is there has been dinners on this trip where i've looked at my brother and been like you're projecting onto me and like have you used those exact words you go you can talk to her like that you can't talk to me like i'm like please

I'm obsessed. We want to do this with Cicely. Yeah. Except unfortunately, my brother is selfish and he married and impregnated someone. Right. So you have to wait for the baby to come. Or we could just be like, sir, you and your baby are invited. Yeah.

I will say this is a very hard trip. I was looking at moms that had babies and I was just like, oh my God, you must be exhausted. This is a very hard trip to take a baby on because the time difference is so drastic when you're traveling here. And there is so much like,

in terms of travel like dealing with your bags i couldn't imagine like i treat my carry-on as if it is my child i'm like my face products are in here carry on about six times this year so i don't know what that says so like it's not great i'm like my skin care is in there i need this with me at all times so i couldn't imagine like a baby

But you're doing two weeks, which is really good to not feel like you just got there and then you're already like packing and traveling. Yeah. I do have to say there's an amazing giggler who works for her campus who had recommended me and you to talk on it. Stop. It was like, but you're in Italy. Yeah.

Oh, that's the one. It's in New York. What's it called? Yeah. The Her. It's called Her Conference. But Her Campus is based... It's all these like younger girls out of college and they wanted me to talk on like my career, like carving my own career. And I was just talking about like getting fired all the time. Yeah. But it was so powerful. And I started off...

I was basically like, think of the job that you think society wants you to have, your parents want you to have, you think you should have. Yep. And then I go, okay, think of the job that like is your fucking dream. Yeah. That like gets you excited. Mm-hmm.

And some girl, she raised her hand and she was like, my dream job is to be a travel blogger. And I was like, okay, and what's your job right now? And she's like, I did study neurology and I am a doctor. Stop. No fucking way. And then this other girl was like, I want to be a writer. And I was like, absolutely. Let's do it. Easy peasy. I go, what do you do right now? And she's like, I am a

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algorithm of like manifest well I do yeah I'm a witch you started it yeah I really hate it I searched for it so I searched a hashtag manifest and I'm like I don't know how but I started watching this TikTok about this guy and he was like talking about this book and I was like fuck it I'm an iPad girl now like I'm downloading this book it's called the 10 secrets of awakening and

The author's name is Nick. I think it's pronounced Z-E-I or whatever. I'm not kidding. Not that it's like life-changing. I was telling my mom about it and she was like, so you're reading a self-help book? And I was just like, not the point. It's not self-help, but it's basically what you're just talking about. Like you can actually have any job you want. It's the way that you're looking at the world and like it teaches you that –

your soul if you think of your life as a video game and that society is actually what tells you that you have like one or two choices when in reality you have an infinite amount of choices you just think that you don't because society and how you grow up and like the way people live their lives around you they make you believe that you're you can either do this or you do this but

But it really is supposed to change your perspective on like life and how you make decisions and how like everything is connected in the world. So like if you want something, you can get it. It's just you have to take the steps to get it.

And it's just like really has been changing my fucking life. And it's not like a long book whatsoever. I'm like halfway through it and I like read it at night. There's a lot of pictures. There's an audio version. No, I don't think there is. But I'm like I read it on my iPad and I fall asleep like that. And so it's also good for like sleep wellness. Yeah. No, I love that story.

so so so much but something that I struggled with is also knowing which voices are actually you because you know growing up like society's voices are so strong like all the media's voices are so strong coaches telling me stuff my parents telling me stuff so I had to figure out like

which voices were anxiety versus which voices is actually me. Like your anxious side is like, you need this job for money. You're not gonna be able to make it. Or like you need to get this many followers for people to respect you or whatever. And then you're like, oh wait, wait, wait. Little girl Hannah, five-year-old Hannah never wanted this.

What does five-year-old Hannah want? And sometimes I go back to that girl who loved painting and loved being silly and telling everyone to shut up so I could give speeches. And that girl was before all the influences came on her to be like, you need to look like this, sound like this, act like this. They basically say a coincidence is not a real thing.

Like if you think about someone and then a couple days later that person calls you, that's not a coincidence. That is literally the universe aligning you in a certain direction. And like nothing really is a coincidence. I do want to let people know we are not high. Okay.

We're not high. Speak for your damn self. She's like, I'm high on Parmesan, bitch. I don't know what you're talking about. I've been literally snorting Parmesan cheese at dinner, okay? Oh my God, that's amazing. Okay, so I am not high, but there's this thing called like, there's an afterlife death thing on Netflix that I started watching where they talk about near-death experiences. Yes. And I have to let you guys-

I would fucking love to watch this. Dude. Oh my God. The next one is about mediums and psychics. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think that I'm a psychic. I am a psychic. Like I'm, I'm, I know you are. That's why I took it a plan B after I had sex on my wedding. I told me I was going to have a baby. Yes. I literally,

there was going to be a point in my life where I actually hone in on my psychic abilities because my psychic says if I really just want to do it, I can do it, but I'm too scared, which I am, but I'm going to. Well, you also, sometimes I, okay, we're getting a little deep, but sometimes I feel like you deal with anxiety and depression because you're blocking. My psychic abilities. I think so too. You're blocking and, or like you're getting stuff that you don't know how to handle and you just get overwhelmed. Yeah.

Yeah. There was a meme the other day that I saw that couldn't have been more me. And it was like, you can't trick an overthinker because I knew you were going to do this because I've thought about every scenario and what you were going to do. And I already know this. And I was like, wow. This documentary is called Surviving Death on Netflix. And it's a six part series that I haven't gone through, but it's about psychic mediumship, life after death and near death experiences. And I watched near death experiences and blew my mind. It starts with this woman.

Who is kayaking, which is like, again, aggressive. Like, what do you think was going to happen? But she's kayaking in Peru or something. She falls down a waterfall. Like, I would have immediately fell down that waterfall. Yep. And she's underwater. Yeah.

for 30 minutes no no no there is no oxygen going to your brain right like there's you're you're dead yeah you're dead you're done you're dead you're done and she's okay this is two podcasts in a row that we've laughed about death and like it's not funny you guys this is how we deal with our problems i have nervous laughter i will laugh about yeah anything no literally so

So they finally like get her out of the water. 30 minutes underwater. You're dead. Yeah. And she basically says that she has this, she goes, you know, she's like time is like irrelevant. Yeah. She sees like people that have passed away. They're talking to her. It's beautiful. And they're like, you're not ready yet. Oh.

And she's like, no, no, no. Like, I'm I'm ready. And they're like, you're not ready yet. And then she goes back into her body. She wakes up and they're in the middle of nowhere, Peru. And an ambulance randomly is there. Like there was no way an ambulance should have been there. And how did she wake up? Like, how did she people saw her in the water?

Well, she was like kayaking with a bunch of people and they couldn't find her. And a guy finally like saw her backpack and felt her leg. Like she was sunk. She was done. Yeah. And she had to like learn how to speak again, walk again. Like her brain was shut off for 30 minutes. But she had that experience. So I'm like, OK, maybe it was like a weird little like dreamy thing that happens. Right. Then there's a woman who gets pregnant.

And she will not stop telling everyone around her, I'm going to die with this pregnancy. And she's never been like psychic or anything. It's just she's like, I can't tell you the feeling I had, but it was like a certainty. I'm going to die. And everyone's like, OK, hormones, calm down. And she's like, I'm going to die. I'm going to die during the pregnancy. She dies.

She flatlines. She's dead during giving birth or just during the giving birth. OK, giving birth. And the doctor, they interviewed the doctor. The doctor is like, I knew she talked about this. I couldn't believe what I was singing. I could not believe that she was right. And then the woman explains that she left her body.

And then watched what was going on. She was in the room. Yeah. And she explains it. And the doctor goes, the stuff she said that she heard in the room and saw, like saw. Yeah. Because there's no way she could see it. She was behind a curtain. Right. Was insane. Yeah.

Like she knew everything that happened. She was a spirit in the room. She could see like what it looked like that they were stuffing in her and stuff. And there was a curtain in between. There was no way she could have seen that. And then she had a similar story where someone was like, you're not ready. And she went back down. Then a guy, he died. Like something happened where he fell off something and he saw his dad dead.

And his and like it's the same kind of light thing that they describe and his dad is like, I love you. I love you. You're not ready. And they say it changes their whole perspective afterwards on life because they're like, you realize there's an afterlife, but you don't even know how to deal with this current life because you see it as just like a.

stepping stone in in like the larger existence and they have to go to like therapy to deal with how to function after near-death experiences because your perspective has changed so much you lose friendships you like you get out of your relationships like because you're just so like you just you're different yeah you're awakened okay so this book is the 10 steps to be like awakened and i totally fucking believe in it

This one lady, she died and they said, your son is going to die in 10 years. And she basically goes, okay, I'm not going to believe in this experience I went through unless he dies. And he died. So it's how crazy. I had a psychic reading right before I left for Italy. Oh my God, you didn't tell me. I know. It was like very last minute. I just texted her and I was like, any chance you're available? Yeah.

And so we're doing a psychic reading and she's a psychic slash medium. I'm actually going on her podcast in a couple of weeks. So we'll post it. Have I seen her before? Yes, this is the one you've seen. So, so, so whatever. We're doing the reading and she says, are you like booking a cruise to Alaska? And I was like, oh my God. So the past couple of weeks, right? No.

No, right? You're like dumbfounded. Because I have not said this to anyone. Not a single person have I brought this up to. And Craig has been annoying the shit out of me to go on a cruise. And I'm like, I'm not going on a fucking cruise, Craig. I already know that I would hate it. Honestly, so off brand. And he was like, I really just want to go on a cruise to Alaska. Like, I think it would be sick to visit Alaska. And I was like, we will go in like...

like 30 years. Like I'm not, we'll go literally. I was just like, never down. I was like, we'll go like at a different time. And she says, and I, so I tell, I was like, Oh my God, that is crazy. I actually was just talking about this. And she was like, okay, well, I just want to let you know that your family that has passed is like laughing so hard because like,

They know how much you don't want to go but I have to tell you that you do go like you will go with your husband later in life and you actually will have the best time ever but your family wants me to tell you that they're going to come with you solely because they know you don't want to be there so bad and they think that's hilarious.

and I was like first of all that's so my fucking family to be like like joking on me from like heaven yeah like we're coming just to like shit on you and so like I believe like I genuinely believe in psychics and mediums and like all of this shit and I cannot wait to download this and watch it on the plane

Well, what was really cool about it's called Surviving Death on Netflix. They interview neuroscientists who study near-death experiences. And they're basically like, there's only so much science can prove. Yeah. And science can't disprove it. If you ask me the number one thing I'm scared of in this world, it's the human brain. It's the fact that we don't know anything about the human brain.

And if you get into like an accident and you have brain damage, they're like, we don't know if like you could wake up, but we don't know. And like, I think that's terrifying. And I do think since the beginning of time, people want to understand what happens after you die. And I do have to say, I went through my atheist period, my atheist era, one might say, where I was just like, it goes black. It goes black and it sucks, but it goes black. Let's stop. Like, let's stop. Yeah. And then...

like speaking to certain people and the stuff they've said about like people who have passed away in my life to me, I've been like, Oh, and I also, I am spiritual in a way where like, I feel like I was put on this planet for a reason. Yeah. You, yeah. Or I would just, I mean, trigger warning. I'd kill myself if I didn't feel like I had a purpose. Right. Of some form. Right. Like yours is fast fashion. Yours is your Amazon storefront. Yeah.

They go, this lady is going to create a palace out of her Amazon storefront and she's going to change the lives of so many women that cannot afford Gucci. Oh my God. That was good. Oh, Jesus Christ. No, but I... But seriously, I...

I do believe in all of that too. And I think like being spiritual, like you can believe in whatever religion you want, like totally like think whatever you want. Spirit being spiritual though, I think is such a different feeling. Like I can be Catholic and believe in like Easter and still believe like in these like spiritual things. This is a perfect segue for me to discuss the cults,

that I've been watching that you have to watch as well. Okay. Like this is actually a really, really good one. Okay. It's called Keep Sweet Pray and Obey on Netflix. Okay.

It's about the fundamentalists. So they're like the Mormons that the Mormon people are like, okay, calm down. Stop. They're the extreme Mormons. Okay. They were kicked out of the Mormon church because they believe in polygamy. Okay. Okay. So there's this guy who says he's a prophet. Are they on TikTok?

They started on TikTok. They're thriving. So yeah, the Fundamentalists are like Fundamentalists of the Mormon Church, whatever. They have like all these acronyms. It's super confusing. But there's a prophet. And they're like, the prophet's never gonna die. And this motherfucking prophet had 65 wives. Like, Nick Cannon is shaking. Like,

like the amount of admin wait first of all 65 wives are you fucking kidding me apparently like line up to say good night to him and like he'll pick one of them to have sex with the other day i was talking like in a normal conversation i was like yeah and like apparently this happened and craig goes to say it again and i looked at him and i was just like apparently and it was like such a cute romantic moment wait does he listen i have to know

I don't know if he listens to our podcast in full, but I think people send him shit all the time. So then he'll go and like look for that part and listen to it. I think people are like, Paige is really mean about you. And then he listens and he's like valid, honestly valid points. It's like she's funny. I think Des sneaky listens. He says he doesn't, but I think he'll be in the car sometimes and he'll like miss us. Well, I think he does too because I'll sneaky listen to like pillows and beer sometimes.

yeah i'll sneaky listen to does this or my mom would be like oh my god dad's nothing my mom listens to everything if you have a podcast and you need listeners hit my mom up because she'll fucking listen like she's like doing research yeah and she's also like do like doing her all the shit she has to do in her job her home it's a good background noise just to know who she needs to be mad at for sure um

So, okay. So the prophet, everyone's like, he's never going to die. Obviously this motherfucker dies. Right. And everyone's like, oh no.

is everything we believe in a lie when was this like what year is this recent okay so the past 40 50 years okay he died recently in the past 40 50 years he died and then his son he has a bunch of sons but he like chose one son and this son basically like gets all the women to say like no the son is the prophet so the sibling rivalry has to be insane in that family

basically the dad always loved that guy and the other sons just kind of admitted it and this guy turns out to be a full monster and he makes the women all like it takes them like three hours to do their hair in the morning they have to do this like kind of like snook snooki puff and then like french braid in the back that takes forever where do they live

Actually, Utah, yeah. But he makes everyone move, like 6,000 of them, to the border of Utah and Arizona because it's more secluded. Okay. Because they said the world was going to end when the Olympics went to Aspen. So they had to move. And then the world doesn't end. I don't know. I don't know. The chicest place in the country and they're like...

The world doesn't end in Aspen. There's too much good skiing. I'm sorry. Have you had a hot toddy on a slope? I don't think so. I'm sorry. Opry ski is for...

is maybe heaven i don't know vibes this is a ski podcast you will not speak about you will how dare you so they basically go like wait weren't we supposed to the world was supposed to end instead it was just like a pretty good olympics and he of course they come up with more lives like oh well we have more stuff to do on this earth or some shit and then this is the problem the girls get married off at 14 in the united states of america

So the prophet decides who everyone marries. And there's this, the cutest story of this girl who's like, I started staring. I know I'm not supposed to think about boys. This guy and I like locked eyes. We're both like, they're both 12. They have their first crush. They start talking to each other on the phone at night, even though they're not supposed to. They fall in love. And then she gets chosen at 14 to marry someone else. And she's sobbing on her wedding day. She hates it. And she's,

She escapes. The prophet gets the guy she's in love with to say, come back and you'll get to marry me. She comes back. They kick that guy out of the cult and she has to go back with her husband. Like truly fucked up things. Wait, that's insane. Yeah.

and the government actually is starting to like be aware of this like there's like polygamy is i guess they can get around it sometimes it's illegal yeah like i guess they it's whatever if it's a religion thing is like really bad the child bride thing i don't care what religion it is that's not okay not okay so they're basically trying to prove it long story short everyone watched i don't want to give it away but like it's what it's on netflix

It's on Netflix. You guys, we have so much good stuff. No, we have so much good stuff. What were you going to say? What was happening in pop culture? Oh, okay. I just wrote some notes. Brandon Jenner commented on Kylie's photo of like her bikini that shows nipples. What did he say? He was like, he said like, ha ha, love it or something. It was weird. Yeah, that's so weird.

I'm going to tell you. I'm going to Google exactly. But like, how would you feel if your uncle? No, no, no, no, no. That's her brother. Brother. Yeah. No, no, no. If my brother commented, people go, fans are creeped out. That's her older brother. Yeah. That makes me. No, no. I'm trying. But everyone like attacked him and no one addressed it. I don't know what he wrote.

Wow, front page news is way harder than it looks, you guys. Wait, I do have one funny thing to say that I wrote down in the notes. What? Okay, so Hannah went to the bank the other day and she left her ID at the bank. And I rarely will answer a phone number that I don't know...

like the number or like I'm not expecting a call from some random person so like I never answer and the other day my phone was ringing and I just like happened to answer it and they were like hi um Hannah and I was like no this isn't Hannah and they're like hi this is like blah blah blah bank in like blah blah blah and I was like oh this is Paige DeSorbo like I own an account with her like what's going on she's like oh just calling to like let you know Hannah left her ID here

So then I was thinking, like, I know they called me because I'm also listed on the thing. But like, there was a moment that I was like, I am Hannah Burner's emergency contact. Oh, you felt some power. Yeah. I was like, oh, my God, if Hannah gets into a car accident, like, I have to be present. Well, no. No.

Who will be there for her? She's a toddler leaving her ID everywhere. What actually happened though is she took my ID like early on and she forgot to give it back. Yeah, that's you. That's admin that I'm not responsible for. That's admin 101. If you take my ID, don't yell at me for forgetting it. You took it from me.

You were supposed to remember that you took it and you should have given it back. Like, that's not. I looked at her. I said, anything else? Are we good here? And she said, we are done. Thank you. Have a great day. I said, you have a blessed day. Have a blessed day. I didn't know she was stealing my fucking identity. You're like, I'm not religious, but have a blessed day. Blessed. Blessed. There are certain things that you buy every single summer. Sandals, sunscreen, snacks.

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I nailed it. Okay. I know exactly which one you're talking about. And then the like hands up, like a concert, like hands up, like that. With the thumbs together? Yeah. With the thumbs together, like...

Okay, uncomfy. I think no emoji would have been appropriate here. I think the only comment that would have been appropriate coming from your older brother would the only appropriate comment is take it down. Delete this.

You're a thousand percent right. If my brother wrote stop, I'd be like so appropriate. That was such a great immediate thing to say because most of the internet was probably thinking that too. Right. And he, for him to laugh, smile, and then. I'm sorry. Hands up. Hands up. No. You're done. No. You're dead. What court is he going to? He's apologizing to not only the academy. Okay.

But he's apologizing to Mormonism. He's apologizing to the Amish. Like, it's inappropriate. It's inappropriate. Also, not to, like, name drop, but I did find out that Snooki is a fan of the pod. I'm sorry, Hannah. I'm sorry, Hannah.

You we've been talking now for a full hour and you've wait. I've talked all about Italy and like literal juice heads that are here and you've waited till now to tell me that Nicole Snooki Polizzi. I called her by her government name is a fan of the pod.

Okay, so the way I know this is I went into Barstool. They have a new podcast called Out and About. Okay. With her best friend, Joey. Yes. And his last name. I don't want to get it wrong. I think it's Kamasta. Wait, I've seen some really funny videos of him. Joey Kamasta. Yes. He basically walks in and he's like, you're my best friend. He'd love you. Yeah. And he goes, oh, I send your clips to Snooki and we laugh.

and i go wait not only does she know who i am but she laughs that's the thing like you you could not know anything about me you could actually hate me i don't care but if you laugh at something i say i you're my friend that's why i think that the the haters hate us at times because they don't want to laugh but they're laughing they're like i

But that shit was low key funny They're relating because everything we say on here Is the truth They go I hate her style And Hannah needs a shower but that was Funny So Snooki Like where's the beach Also let's just talk How many times Not one time did we go to the beach At your bachelorette party How many times did we ask where it was Like

How many times did we just randomly Where's the beach Jersey Shore raised us And as Italian Americans Some people were like this is not representational And I just said No one's Italian on Jersey Shore I know it's actually kind of hilarious I know Vinny is

Vinny's the only Italian. Vinny's the only one. Vinny, I low-key. Is it you that loves Vinny too? No, it's Ciara. I do love Vinny, but like I would fuck Pauly. You could have Vinny. So interesting because I feel like I'd want to vibe out with Pauly. Like that would be like my friend, but I feel like I would want to date Vinny.

In another life, and it could have happened, there was a moment where we were on reality TV together and Vinny and Pauly were doing their show. Yes. And I was like, do we go to MTV? I was like, wait a second. There is a concept here.

Yeah, but like, fuck the contest. Like, we just go straight to double date. Yes, yes, yes. Yes. I feel like we could also, even the four of us, could host some type of game show. I don't know why. Oh my god, I love that. We're just like, they're so funny together. They are the Giggly Squad of Jersey Shore. Yeah, they are. They really, yeah. How did Pauly...

do so much reality tv and stay out of the drums no i think about it all the time and it's so funny because when i first started reality tv all my the only advice my brother gave to me was hey just be like the paulie of summer house cut two fuck you you fucking no but like we our first two seasons were the paulie and vinny yeah and then i don't know where my brother

but you know what it is it's way more interesting to see like girls fight like people don't want to see paulie fight no they want paulie to be on the side being like yeah that girl's crazy yeah like i only want to hear but sometimes when vinnie would fight i would like to he was a sensitive yes he's sensitive i feel like he's definitely a cancer he told he has to be he's give cancer vibes and

but the thing you know i like about paulie because i love emotionally unavailable men man that man is so emotionally unavailable that man has never shown an emotion literally just knows where the cabs are and that's it and hilarious and i'd be like i'm gonna find his broken heart and then like i won't find it i also think vinnie and paulie have done a also any name with a y on the end i

I am here for like, I feel like when I think of my life and like I think of my future husband, I think of me yelling up the stairs and he has a Y at the end of his name because I need to be like Polly or Vinny. Like that is just in me who I am. Do you want to hear the cutest thing? Yeah. So my my Nana, Nana Stelgada on Instagram.

her follow her her husband who's an angel his name is johnny johnny johnny get the camera johnny her son

is named John. Yeah. You know, she calls him Johnny boy, Johnny boy and Johnny, Johnny, Johnny boy. I think the most, and Johnny boy is in his fifties. Grown man. I think my favorite part of your wedding was before we even got there. And you're a Nana coming up the stairs and your Papa just like immediately. Now the man is older. He can't walk at a fast pace and,

literally speed demon to her to like grab her arm to make sure she can get down the stairs and now like

they're helping each other, but really he's helping her. And she's like, help me. And it's like, okay, but we're the same. Sacrificed her life. So she could look smooth while getting to the stairs. Yeah. It's just, it was so heartwarming. And I was like, if my husband at 80 years old is not helping me down the stairs while simultaneously telling me I look stunning, I don't want it. Also, let's be honest. Life would have been a lot easier if she wasn't wearing heels at 80 years old to go down the stairs. Um,

um that's gonna kill them both she was like that's gonna be how they go down this is a look i feel like i'd be fine like she'd be fine with that like if that's how it happens in heels she would rather die than wear flats to my wedding oh my god for sure for sure she said to me she was like i didn't think wait she said to me she was like i didn't think i could find like a low heel that was like fancy enough but i did it i did it and i was like yeah you did nana

i would love to be a fly on the wall for your guys conversations it was pretty about life and stuff at one moment we just looked at each other and said that we loved each other at one point we just looked at each other we're like wow god really gave us good genetics didn't he wow isn't it gross to be around all these ugly people right now like do you feel disgusted because i was like you look amazing she's like no you look amazing i was like oh my god nana i'm

Oh, my God. Deep down, Nana's going to kill me. But deep down, she would love to have you as her god, her granddaughter. Honestly, swapping us for a day, she wouldn't care. I don't have a grandmother anymore. And so, like, when I see Nana, I think of it as, like, well, that's my Nana. Even when I DM her, I'm like, hey, Nana. Like...

She's honestly all the gigglers. And I don't think about it at all. Like, I don't think it's weird at all. I'm like, Nana, you look so good tonight. And she's like, thank you. I mean, she crushed that look. She crushed the wedding. She was really nervous about like wearing brown, but she looked so good. She matched her jewelry. She looks so elegant and chic.

Always. You guys, it did always end talking about my wedding. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us. You guys have a lot of watching to do. You have to catch up. We have so much more to talk about. Next week, we're going to get the finale of Paige's Italian family vacation. Can't wait. Can't wait. Thanks for giggling with us. See ya. Bye.