Giggling about Paige’s orbital bone, Yung Gravy, and Amazon hack
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I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my genetically superior jigglers. That was a good one. Thank you. We haven't incorporated genetics into it yet. I know, I'm a scientist. This is a science podcast. Oh my god, you're wearing our new merch that we're about to drop. I'm wearing our new merch, but I was gonna say, my head, in fact, does look like a British man. Ha!

So please don't hold it against me. I'm having just a day. No, you look gorgeous. She has a slick back bun and I would argue you pull it off because you have the jawline where I would look like a hard boiled egg.

Look, it's not for everyone. Not everyone feels comfortable in it. This is because I used hair gel in my hair yesterday and I haven't washed it out, nor have I like showered my body. So you haven't really tried anything? No. Yeah. Yeah. As you guys know, I'm kind of turning into Paige. And sorry if you see my underwear, I'm not wearing any pants. I bought this random thing on Amazon. What is it?

It's like a gold eye gel patch because at Hailey's Bachelorette, we all put these eye gel patches on. At first, I was like, no, I'm not that kind of girly. And then I put this eye patch on. Yeah. I felt like a new woman. Like I felt rejuvenated. Do you feel like it worked or was it like placebo effect? Yeah.

Does anyone know if skincare ever works? It's the lighting. Either the mirror lighting is good or bad. I think the only thing that really works is like putting your face in ice. Like an ice roller is really the only thing. Yeah. But that's still temporary. But I bought this. I put it on and I'm like, this is great. And I look to see how long you have to wear it for. And then I read it and it says, Hydrogel eye patch made with snail mucus. Korean? Korean.

Snail repair intensive. Okay, so that's actually like a real thing and like esteemed in the skincare world. So Korean skincare, like they are very into snails. You know, they put snails in all of their skincare, but I will say I swear by Korean beauty. I do too, but like I just...

want to know the admin of how they collect the mucus from the snails like is there like a right turn the snail on and the snail's like and it just like jizzes i was thinking like the snail like has a cold and they're like blow they make the snail cry they're like you're disappointing everyone in your life so oh my god i just envisioned like we go glamping and you like find some snails and you just put them on your eye

Were you ever, that's disgusting. Were you ever the kind of kid that had like a hermit crab? Oh my God. Yeah. I loved hermit crabs. And there was always one kid who would like pull the legs off them and I would be horrified. And now they're serial killers. So you had like different hermit crabs. You had them in like the little case that lived in your bedroom. Oh, I did have that for school. I also had turtles. Where are they? Does anyone know?

I think there's two kinds of people. I think there's people that like their parents let them have these like little creatures that like weren't real pets and like in their bedrooms. And then there were parents that were like disgusting, not in my house. Mm hmm.

what kind of parent do you think you'll be well this is the thing with my mom she is just like your mom italian very clean very clean the house looks like it's not lived in but she also was a science teacher so she liked that we like were learning about animals so it was very organized like there was a nice little area for our crabs got it this is a crab podcast now this is

This is a crab podcast. Crab? You're fucking sassy. I want to be the Lenore kind of mom. Like, I want to let them experience it. Not too much. Yep. Yep. Like, there were for sure boundaries. In a controlled environment. Yes. Yes. But I do have to say, like, mosquitoes, crabs, they are petty bitches. Like, they're like, oh, you're going to come in my area? I'm going to snip snip.

Okay, so the crab that lived in your home, did it snip? I don't know, but definitely the ones in the ocean. Oh, those are different kind of crabs. And then sexually is a way different kind of crab. Which kind of crabs are we talking about? This is where I lose people. When Desmond and I went to Mexico, we got to hold...

fucking snakes. And I'm fine with a snake. I don't understand why people are scared of snakes. My Nana is scared of snakes. I'm like, they don't even have little legs. Like how they can grab you. No, what if they slither right on up your leg? That's what I'm scared. They're going to wrap around my ankles, slither right up. It's an anklet. Make it fashion. The like cockroaches with all their little legs. I'm like, I don't like that. Absolutely not. But a snake, um,

Everyone's holding it and everyone's like kind of scared and this one lady like grabs it and like spins it puts it on her shoulder and we're like what the hell and she goes oh we have them at home and I was like excuse what? And she was like yeah they're so great but like feeding them mice every day is so and I was like no. No. No. Des and I could barely kill an ant like

The other day Des was like spraying this like ant stuff because we had some ants in our bathroom and he was like sorry guys and he started spraying. He was like sorry mates and he started spraying and I was like oh. But this motherfucker is literally taking rodents and murdering them to their death. I don't have I don't ever feel bad about killing a bug. I

feel like an awful person now that does said bye to them like i'd find joy in being like get the fuck out of here but killing a mouse if i can see its eyes i personally don't want to kill it that's how i feel if it can make eye contact with you we can make eye contact it's not for me if you can blink we're not doing no you then no we are not doing this

I feel like as I've gotten older, I've been weirder about killing bugs because I, I like got more sensitive and yeah, I overthink everything. And then I'm like, what if he's going home to his family right now? And he don't have, he's running around. Now he's back to his family. No, I don't care. Where's Steve? No, no,

I don't give a shit about Steve and his fucking family. They're family biters. Oh, God. Okay. I feel like we have so much to talk about. Oh, my God. We have to catch the gigglies up. We will talk about our Express photo shoot because it was just iconic seeing Hannah...

out of fashion campaign. I had an out of body experience. You guys, we had a whole fashion shoot with express and like express ads are so like bad-ass, you know, it's always like, it was like perfect. It could not have been more professional.

The whole day? The whole day. I mean, I was sitting there and I was like, as a kid, I never imagined, like you were a model. Like it wouldn't have been crazy for you to be like, I'm going to be in a campaign one day. Like, obviously I was a star in my Adidas ad, but after that, I thought that was my peak. I thought I peaked. But it is kind of crazy to think, oh my God, like,

You can't plan your life like I want to be an express fashion ad one day. It's like all these crazy things that happened to me led to that moment. Basically, I got the ad because of Paige. But... No, you didn't. You got the ad because of your Amazon storefront. Swipe up, guys. It's really good. I added some stuff to home. The home section is lit.

No, but I do think like having professional makeup artists and then you've helped me so much with like, you know, how to stand, how to be. Yeah.

Standing is really hard when you model. You have to walk across the street and breathe. I do have to tell them that one story. Paige is going first and everyone's watching her. She's like by this escalade and she looks gorgeous. And there's like 15 people on set watching her. I'm like nervous. I'm like, oh my God, what if she forgets how to stand? And this man comes up behind her in the shot.

And like I couldn't turn around. Paige had no idea. This man pulled his shirt above his nipples.

And just rubbed his stomach and watched her. While she's just being glamorous, he's just in the background and people are like, okay, he's in the shot. And they try to like turn and he would just casually then walk to the other part to get behind the shot. I mean, he clearly was a star in himself. He was a star and I felt as though. You thought people were just like laughing at like. I thought we were having a great time. No.

I felt like I was nailing it. You guys were like, couldn't believe how good like certain clothes looked on me. I was like, guys, thank you so much. We were dying laughing. When I watched the video back.

And I saw this man rubbing his nipples while he stared at me. A few things crossed my mind. One, like, sir, you're ruining my shot. But two, it was like the peak of going to the gas station and being hit on by the attendant. It was like... It was a true New York City moment because we were just on a street. We didn't own that street. It was his street too. He lived there. He lived on that street. I was enjoying it until it was then my turn...

And he left. He didn't care to be there. No rubby of nipples. He was like, not feeling this girl. So you got a boyfriend. I didn't. I was hurt. It's like a thin line with catcalling. Like if someone catcalls your friend, you're like, that's fucked up. But then you're also like, wait, why didn't you catcall me? Yes. Such a thin line. Such a thin line. Like if I do walk past like some construction people, I'm like, are you even going to like look at me? Like,

If no one says anything, I'm like, oh, I fucked up today. I'm like, I deserve that. I deserve that. My second favorite part of the express photo shoot was when the makeup artist absolutely roasted me. Oh, you guys, this was the most savage shit I've ever heard. Like, I almost had to leave the room. It was so fucked up. It was so fucked up.

I have been feeling, look, we all look in the mirror and we look at things and we're like, I hate myself. How does anyone proceed during the day to look at me? So recently I've been looking at like pictures of myself or looking at myself in the mirror and I'm like, wow, I feel like one of my eyes is bigger than the other. Yeah.

And I thought it was one of those things that, like, no one else could notice and I was just being very critical. It's like a fun little conversation topic. You're like, I'm perfect, but, like, if there was something... I have, like, a wonky eye. Like, don't worry about it. So...

I really notice that when I do drink alcohol, like I feel like one eye gets smaller. But it's not. No, it's not like my vision is weird. It's not like I'm the cross. I'd like I just feel like one lid is like we're tired. Like, thank you for partying. We're going to exit quicker. So I said this to the makeup artist as she's putting eyeliner on me. In front of tons of people. Like a very quiet room. Weird.

We were, it was 8 a.m. Way too early. We were just sitting there. We weren't speaking. And this woman was doing my eyeliner and I was like, oh my God, I feel like eyeliner makes my eyes look so much better because of X, Y, and Z.

And so I said, I feel like one eye is bigger than the other, but like, I think that's just me. I even prefaced it with, I think that's just me. And this woman looked at me and she goes, well, yeah, that's because your orbital bone is completely off. I mean, you were born like this. Like one eye is absolutely bigger than the other. What do you mean people don't notice? I shut the fuck up for the rest of the day. Yeah.

the makeup artist was like no I didn't want to say anything but now that you have like that one eye is freaking me the fuck out don't look at me with it I look over at Hannah can't stop laughing like couldn't even catch her breath like was having had to make her hairstylist stop for a second so she could compose herself

Like, you're so insecure when you're in that chair and like a woman is staring at your face and they're about to do, you don't know what they're doing. Like, they're not doing your makeup for an event. They're doing whatever the brand wants. And this lady is just like, who? You're hideous. And she literally came for your orbital bone. I was like, oh my God, you're bringing my literal bones and genetics into this?

She's like, you have no chance. And so then I... Yeah, we kept, like, making fun of your wonky eye the whole time. Now I can't unsee it, which is, like, I have... That's something I have to work on for me. Guys, I want the gigglers to see if they can tell which eye is bigger and which eye is smaller. Okay. Okay, that's good. And if they get it wrong, you feel great. And if they all get it right...

You have to go to an orbital bone specialist. No, I literally got so freaked out. I actually Googled if you could get Botox to fix it. And then I caught myself. I was like, what the fuck am I doing? And I was like, fuck that bitch. You don't know you're insecure about something until they tell you it. So my thing is, unless you yourself, without any external pressure, have been upset about something your whole life, like your nose or...

If it's a trend or something, people like, for example, I never cared about my double chin. I think it's cute. But then people started being like, oh, you need 90 degree chin. And then I realized, oh, no, this is just for them. Yes. I actually completely agree with that. Like, I didn't know I had a lazy eye. You know, no one told me. We all did. No, I'm just kidding.

I never did I also I can't I can't see it at all thank you but the fact that she came for you because most of the time I literally said to her I said ma'am it's 8 30 a.m like I'm not mentally equipped to handle this yeah also you're the person that like when people walk in a room they have to be like hey sorry I just need to let you know you're so beautiful thank you Hannah

you made fun of my wonky i was gonna say you made fun of my wonky eye the whole time i did not do that but for someone like you who gets those compliments that must have shook you to the core shook me to my core i was like oh my god how did you ask craig about it no i'm embarrassed to bring it up oh my god i think i might i think i might say do you think there's anything different about my face i asked us about my my chin what do you say he was like

Yeah, get some light bulb if you want. What an actual man answer. What a man answer. I was like, it's not that simple. I asked Craig one time if I should get Botox. And he said, I don't know how that stuff works. I don't know. I don't know. And like he got annoyed that I was asking. And so I was just like, okay, see ya. Like clearly every podcast we talk about getting Botox.

We clearly want baby Botox. We for sure want it. I mean, we bring it up all the time. Just like, don't go without me. You've given us this brand though. That's like, literally like the woman in the 1950s. That's like, we should work. And everyone's like, yeah, we should work. And then like first day of the job, we're like, yo, fuck that bitch. No, I've evolved since I went to LA. I changed and I'm, I'm down with people doing it. I just, there's contingencies. Speaking of changes, I,

Ireland Baldwin, who I follow on TikTok, shaved her head. Hannah. Which is the look I want you to do. You think I'm going to shave my head and dye my eyebrows now that I found out I have a lazy eye? You literally are trying to ruin me. You ruined my fucking nails. No, I'm your new agent. This is what I envisioned for you. Cover of Vogue. Page to Sorbo.

platinum buzz cut platinum eyeshadow in a bondage dress and a mink I mean yeah I feel like in an alternate reality that person exists like that version of Paige is alive somewhere and well the one currently that we hang out with

crippling anxiety at all times. Just watched a documentary on Richard Simmons about how he was a recluse for seven years and everyone thought it was crazy. And I was like, I don't know, though. I feel like I'm entering into that. Wait, I feel like is it recluse or recluse? Regardless, we need to use that word more. Recluse. Recluse. What does it mean? He just like ran away. OK, so you know how like Richard Simmons was like the most famous person ever. He was like the workout gay guy. The guy with the fro. Yeah.

He just disappeared one day. He, like, left his studio, did one, like, last, like, TMZ interview, like, on the street. They would, like, always stop him and talk to him and then just was never seen again. And people had all these crazy conspiracy theories that he, like...

That like his housekeeper was keeping him hostage, that he got really sick, that he was dead, like all these crazy things. That he got fat. That he got really fat. And he did like a phone call. He like called into like Good Morning America or whatever and was like on the phone with them. And TMZ did this.

actually a few things i have to say about this tmz did this like fake little documentary and they said a whole lot of nothing until like the last fucking minute of the show yeah i watched the whole thing and i was like i kept watching it and i was like is this a real show like what what station is this on it's on fox and tmz has like a real show that they will like make these little documentaries i

I cut better shows in college than like what they put on national television. I actually couldn't believe it. And like the people that they have doing like the interviews talking about Richard Simmons that like work for TMZ. I felt like they were playing a character. I was so uncomfortable. Was it current? Like they recently made it? Yes, like this just came out. Yes. I also had taken an edible. So like a lot of things were happening.

I'm like, I'm not loving this. I felt like a director. I was like, I could have totally done this better. Anyway, so he ends up being like, no, like, I'm just such a, like, that was an alternate ego and, like, a persona. Like, the real person who I am is, like, I don't want to socialize. I don't go to people's houses. I don't, like,

I don't like want to hang out with people. And like, I'm just like living my life. I have so much money. I can do whatever I want. And he'll like go out in public. You just would never know it was him. He like grew a beard and like all these things. And I just feel like I'm headed into my Richard Simmons era. I mean, I love that for you. Thank you. I've manifested mine. I'm moving to Montana and having a cat pitbull sanctuary where I paint.

That's like my full retirement plan. To paint? Yeah, like I'm going to paint and take care of animals and just like have a lot of sex. Dude, I'll come with you. Oh my God, we'll be like, like we'll be next to Kanye. We'll literally be Grey Gardens. I'm fine with that. I just envision you like lying in the garden with a mirror just like taking photos.

No, I don't want to see anyone. I don't want to talk to anyone. I want no photos. I want people to think I literally disappeared. You know, success is when you don't have an Instagram. That's what I want. I want to never have an Instagram at some point. What if one day we both delete our Instagram at the same time? But like it's cheating because like we'll have TikToks. We're not crazy. Yeah.

Remember like it was one day and you just never went on your Facebook again? It was my birthday and I didn't even think of looking at my Facebook wall. Do you remember when your Facebook wall on your birthday was like...

Social status Social status And I was so petty If you didn't write On my Facebook wall The fuck Or if someone Just wrote If you thought I was writing on yours HPD If someone just wrote HPD I was like Yeah And then there are also Like random guys You're like Who is this person He's like happy birthday Yeah like when weird People would comment You're just like I actually don't really know you And then you feel bad Like deleting it And you're like But this is creepy Anywho Speaking of creepy

Well, actually, I don't want to say speaking of creepy because I haven't made up my mind about it. The MTV Awards last night, the VMAs. I know what you're going to say.

What did you think about... What's his name? Young... Young what? Young Gravy. Did you know who Young Gravy was? I knew who Young Gravy was because of you. Yeah, because in LA everyone was talking about Young Gravy and I go, who is Young Gravy? But he is in a song. I didn't look in depth to it. What we know is that...

There is like background to this. It's not just random. Yeah. What's her husband? I know. Do you want me to tell the story? I know. Okay. So Young Gravy is this guy on TikTok. He had like a viral sound and he has like a podcast. But basically his whole persona is about how he loves MILFs.

And he had done a video one day just saying how Addison Rae's mom really is a MILF. And like, she's like very pretty, which 1000% she is very beautiful. Well, her ex, well, soon to be ex-husband, Monty Lopez went on TikTok and did one of the most insane, uncomfortable TikToks about how he wanted to fight Young Gravy, like in like a boxing fight. After he cheated on his wife.

After he cheated on his wife with like multiple literal 22 year olds and what looked like roided out looks like he was on drugs like it was just a weird video and young gravy was just like dude you're fucking weird and this is like embarrassing for your daughter very mature response he was like I'm not gonna fight you and I was like oh my god look at this grown man.

And so then but what happened was Addison Rae's mom would kind of like sometimes comment on his videos and it seemed very flirty on TikTok. But it wasn't like it wasn't like inappropriate, like weird, like it was whatever.

And so last night at the red carpet, Young Gravy took Addison Rae's mom as her date, as his date. And they were like, they looked like a couple. They looked like a couple. I have a few things that I want to say about this and I want to know why.

If you feel the same from petty things all the way to like one, I think this was a PR stunt. Like, and I think it was a great one. And I think it like brought a lot of attention to people who didn't know young gravy, like might now know. I mean, we're talking about it. I think it was like,

Kind of a PR move for her because no one expects to see this couple where the guy looks so much younger than her. So I thought it was great. In no way do I think they're a real couple. If they are, like, mazel tov. Did you see them making out in the background? Yes. They made out a lot. They were very flirty. But I really don't think... I think it was just, like, a funny thing. Like, I don't think they're in a real relationship. I do have to say... Oh, continue. Next, her dress. Yes.

That is the dress I sent you a picture of that I was going to fake wear to your wedding, but it was floor length. And it's all open and like in the back. And I sent it to Hannah as like a joke. And then Sierra literally showed up in a bathing suit. Anyhow, I felt like the dress was like she looked great. I felt like it was a little bit teeny bopper. Yeah. And my final thought was.

And in conclusion... And in conclusion, I went back and forth with this a lot last night. If I'm Addison Rae, I'm livid. Like, I'm... Why? I just feel uncomfortable for Addison Rae that not only is she this... What is she, 19? Yeah. Maybe 21. Maybe 21.

Not only has she conducted herself in such a crazy world with social media, so gracefully, so mature. She's never caught up in, like, any drama, whatever. She lives her life. She makes her own money. She's pretty private. She's very private with who, like, out and about. Not only is she, like, so, like, something your daughters can look up to because, what, she just, like, dances on TikTok. She's fine. Mm-hmm.

And her parents have literally brought her stock down in like two to three months. Like I now think of them, her parents as like so trashy. And am I like really going off right now? And as I'm kind of, I'm like really into it. I literally have popcorn. Yeah.

But like, and I feel bad for her that like she's probably had to watch every single thing she says, does, posts for her parents to just come in and make like kind of like a mockery of it. And

And like be at the VMAs making out with some like 25 year old while your dad's cheating on your mom with 22 year old. It's messy. It's messy. They try. How dare you? They did like a wholesome reality TV show with her on like Snapchat of like them going back to Louisiana. And it's literally the most wholesome thing of her being like, look, I'm in a canoe. How dare they do that to their daughter? Like I'm perspective. You're right. It's fucking messy, messy, messy, messy.

I agree with you. When I first saw it, I was like, oh, I was like, but then I do want us to embrace like all ages. I do have people dating, but then totally further fucking more. I tried to put myself in Addison's shoes like you and

And under no circumstances am I letting my mother near a man named Young Gravy. Absolutely not. I don't know this man. Absolutely not. I don't know this man. I know how he looks. I know how he talks. I know how he acts. I know how he sounds. But I don't know this man. But I will never let that man touch my mother.

Also, if my father ever brought home a girl who was two years older than... I almost wish he would. Like, I'm in the mood for something like that to happen. Like, I... Now, my father is happily married to my mother, so, like, there's really no chance of this happening. But in this alternate reality where I have a shaved head and eyebrows, I feel like my dad dates, like, a 30-year-old, and I fight her. Like, I'm...

I'm not here for that. I would lose my fucking mind. And I do think like everyone's talking about it. It's fun. It's better than your parents getting media attention that is unwanted. But it's almost weirder that her parents are like wanting it.

Think about like how embarrassed you would be when your parents would pick, pull up to like pick you up at a school dance or like drop you off at a party and no one even saw them and you were just like, oh my God, stop. Like, you're, her mother's on the VMA red carpet making out with a man named Young Gravy. I'd, I'd booze that. And we love a redemption era. We do. However,

Maybe some gigglers whose parents are divorced They know what it's like to see their mom date other men I feel like I'd be so protective I feel like a mother Being like you're not dating that man With those tattoos on his face Absolutely not

Right. Like I'm all for like, obviously, yes, if your parents get divorced and your parents get remarried, like you want the best for your parents. If my dad brought home like a normal woman, I would be so happy for that. A girl named Little Potato. My dad just started stating this rapper named Little Potato. She's like 31. She's basically like that bad baddie girl from like Dr. Phil. Oh my God, I'd lose my mind. But yeah,

But like, I don't know. I just feel bad for Addison. Like, I just feel like she's at home somewhere sending a group chat, like text to the group chat being like, are you guys fucking kidding me? Like... I know. Has anyone checked on Addison? Because honestly, I'm fine with all of it except like...

if you guys shut the fuck up your daughter's career will be like huge don't i kind of love that addison hasn't said anything she's almost like i'm too famous to like get involved with these b-list fucking people we're so right like i'll see that bitch at dinner i don't need to interact with her i love that she's quiet she's like honestly i love it you guys take like are ruining my stock so shut up um

Anything else From the VMAs? Did you saw Lizzo went off? Lizzo went off I loved it She also I thought she was pulling A Nicki Minaj She She basically Gets up and says like

People always ask, Lizzo, why don't you clap back? And her answer was, because I'm winning, bitch, which I loved. She was like, let your money speak for it or something. Then this morning she tweeted and was like, just to be clear, I wasn't talking about anybody in my speech. I was talking about everybody. And I was like, oh my God.

mentally saving that for like my next fight the hate that she deals with yeah because the most recent thing was this old comedian ari spears who not in the best shape of his life either and was basically saying horrible things about how she looks like most recently so what does he look like

I can't say because I don't want to bully. Wait, I just say this. Does he look like what I'd picture him to look like? He looks like Jabba the Hutt. Okay, that's... Wait, I was picturing Ed from 90 Day Beyonce. Yes, yes. Like, it's bad. And it's also like this, like the only attention he's getting is when he talks about Lizzo. That, no, I can't.

I love Lizzo. Wait, you know who loves Lizzo's shapewear? Who? My mother. Shut up, Yiddy. Loves it. Your mom is a Yiddy ambassador? Yes, literally. Because Lizzo had sent, well, not Lizzo personally, but Yiddy had sent me like this sick PR package that came in like a trunk. And she sent like, it was like a ton of...

um shapewear stuff and my mom happened to be at my apartment that day and I was like here like why don't you try one of these and I gave her like a few things and she's obsessed with it

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He basically, she's Irish. So we kind of knew about her. And I heard that she, she basically said it was scheduling and you know, that sounded so weird, but it was cause she was getting like so much hate from

Stop. Like they were just like finding stuff about her, ripping her apart. And she's literally on for two seconds. And you know, she's married to the voiceover. Yes. Which is so cute. So cute. But this woman basically was like, this is not worth it for me to get all this hate. And the hate is why I want to know why it is that British people hate.

Not to group all British people in because I love your guys' accents. But how come media in England is so much harsher than in America? I do think the media is horrible in both. But the British, because it's smaller, I feel like they, like, zone in on stuff. And they also are, like, very witty and snarky. So it's like their personality is just, like, snarky. Yeah, it's, like, almost... I mean...

Love Island does have like... Well, you know about the host before her. Right. Who ended up committing suicide. Caroline Black. And she's also not the first person from that franchise to do that. I just think... There's contestants who have unalived themselves from the show. Of reality TV, especially one that's like...

aired every single like the bachelor that's on like a major network that isn't just reaching like a small subset of people on like a particular channel like it's crazy yeah I definitely think like there's been a lot of talk about like how do we make sure these people don't hurt themselves because I mean I think about it all the time just how like

Even the recent stuff with Garcelle, how Bravo... I was just going to say that, yeah. Bravo literally had to be like, they're on a thin line where they're like, this is reality, guys. It's real. To then have to be like, everyone calm down. This is entertainment. Stop attacking families. So then you're kind of like, in reality TV people, we don't get the respect of actors, but we don't get that dissonance of like, oh, but it's still a show. Right. Yeah.

Where if you're a villain of a scripted show that's like actually everyone knows it's scripted. You win a fucking award. Yeah. What do we got? Going into our Richard Simmons recluse phase. That's what we got. Yeah.

The craziest thing with Love Island, and as someone who knows who's filmed reality TV, when you're filming it, you don't know who's going to be the hero. You're living your life, and things are never as dramatic. And also, I'm telling you, the person you love is never as great as you think they are. No. And the person you hate is never as horrible as you think they are. No. And you're just like living life, and then add the music, add the context, add the confessionals. The next thing you know, these people leave Love Island and look on their phone, and they're like...

Getting the most hate Or the most love They've ever gotten And it's It's emotionally Like a fucking experiment It's a legitimate Social experiment Speaking of Just like shows And like whatever I'm just gonna For a quick second I started watching This show on Hulu Because I only do Scripted now And I need at least Like ten episodes Because I will get Through that baby in one night

So I've been texting everybody. It's actually becoming a problem. And people have been texting me back being like, damn, you finished that already? And I'm like, it's something we're working on in therapy. Please leave me alone. I started working. I mean, I started watching. It's friend homework. I started watching on Hulu. It's called Dope Sick.

And it's basically about how they introduced Oxycontin into like the world and how fucking corrupt and crazy the whole thing is and how like the government won't do anything and the FDA doesn't do. I have a personal bone to pick with the FDA for so many reasons. Oh, my God. Are you going to see them in court? Yeah. Federal. Federal.

Federal Federal court Like small claims Isn't even Because every time I watch a documentary Or something Like that makeup one I watched It all All roads lead back To the FDA And I know I'm vibe with them Who is the fucking FDA Who is Miss FDA Cause I'd like to see her Immediately I know I wonder if anyone's ever like I don't know why My brain immediately went to Imagine if like I met a guy And I was dating him And he worked for the FDA Yeah

Like, I want to know who are these people? They're like the mafia because there's there's all the lobbyists and they're paying people to approve things that should be approved. The FDA and I are not homies. I don't believe in their work. I do not love your work. This is an anti FDA podcast. I think they're rude. I think they're rude. And they're the government, right? I don't know.

Because I don't want... What if we start getting shadow banned by the government because we talk bad about the FDA? Like, Bethany Franco claims it's the Kardashians. I think since the Garcelle thing, I've been thinking a lot, which is never good. I was thinking, like, wow, I wonder how many more...

times like this has happened where someone's hired someone or like a company to shadow ban or block or comment all these crazy things on someone else's Instagram oh the the bots are yeah like how much how often does that happen where it's like a real person is hiring this against another person I think in Bravo I think Bravo Leopardies do it

All the time. All the time. I think they do it all the time. And I do have to say, I was naive. I do have to say, I was a naive bitch. I do think that too. And I want people to know, the Bravo listeners, like all the blogs you're reading, the online stuff, the Bravo-lebrities are behind all of it. I think so too. The sneaky ones. The sneaky ones.

Like, I genuinely think that someone on Beverly Hills did that, like, to Garcelle. Yeah. I don't know which one of them because I'm not caught up yet, so I haven't, like, deep –

dived into everything but I think that if Garcelle thinks that I think it's 100% true for some of the Bravo leprosies who like don't have jobs I think that their whole job when they're not filming is figuring out how to make like the online persona look a type of way and also housewives are cutthroat yes like I would be terrified to have a fight with a housewife and be like not me not me not now

Oh, I also randomly have been in a nostalgia phase of reality TV. Yeah. And I just want, I made a list of like really good reality TV shows that we grew up with that people don't talk about enough. Okay. Do you remember Room Raider?

Yes. I did love Room Raiders. Room Raiders, I feel like it was like one of the first MTV shows I ever watched. Really? Room Raiders and Next. Yes. So Room Raider, for people who don't know, is you pick dates based on just looking at the people's rooms, which is so funny. And everyone's just waiting for the moment that they take the black light. Is that what it's called? Yep. And they go and then they're always like, oh, there's sperm everywhere. Yeah.

But it's like I've always still have never like understood a black light. Is it only for sperm? Like, I don't get it. I have no idea. But you know that shit was planted by. Because if you came into my room, like, I don't know. I could have totally spilt ketchup at some point on my wall. Like not out of the realm of possibility. I'm like, I don't. It's not. It's period blood. I don't know.

I've had some drunken nights where I've just vomited wherever I'm standing. Like, it could be literally anything. But they need to bring back those kind of shows. Do you remember Pimp My Ride? Yeah, they need to bring back, like, stupid reality shows. Yeah. That were, like, mindless. Yeah.

These Pimp My Ride shows I heard was hilarious with Exhibit. And I didn't even know his rapping. He like got famous from that for me. I thought he was famous from Pimp My Ride. Yeah, I mean, it was definitely like so successful. But he would give these people ridiculous cars. And then it was like impossible if they didn't have the money to like upkeep the car. Most of those people end up losing their car and having to like sell it.

That is the real documentary we need. Pimp My Ride was a fucking cult. Yeah. Apparently all those like house shows where they'd like be like, we gave this family a mansion. And then they're like, we can't pay for air conditioning. Yes. Those extreme house makeover. My favorite meme to this day is like house shows is like, I'm a butterfly catcher. And my husband like rose a boat down at the river. And our budget is $7 million. Like that's so true.

Wait, you want to know something? I copied you. Oh, my God. What'd you do? I mean, not the first time, but... I mean, put it on my tab. I got, like, jealous that you were, like, redoing your apartment and, like, doing all this stuff. And I was like, fuck. Like, I want to do something. So I was, like, started looking up South Carolina interior designers because I was like, you know what, Craig? What?

I got this. And I was like, can I just hire an interior designer? And he was like, yeah, sure. Like, do you literally do whatever you want? Or he thinks he has.

No, he hasn't yet. And like he's getting new floors in his living room right now. So like I'm in the I did do the process of making him throw out everything I hated. Good. But it sounds like he's doing the hard work of like the big substantial stuff. But now you can make it. What's the vibe? Are we doing like farmhouse? OK, so here's my vibe. I'm fully on Pinterest. Follow me on Pinterest. OK.

I want it to look like it's a home in Charleston. Like I want it to be the exact opposite of what my apartment looks like. Yes. But I want it to be like a little modern. So I have a call with an interior designer this week and we're doing it. Like I'm very excited. Having like a wooden board that says like blessed and never stressed. This house is a home. We are family here. Wait, also do you remember Date My Mom?

Oh my god, vaguely. Vaguely, yeah. We blocked it out because it was kind of weird. It was giving very Sherry and Young Gravy vibes. But like the guy goes on dates with the mom. It's giving Addison Rae family reunion vibes. Then finally I wrote Rock of Love and Flavor of Love. What about, do you remember Boiling Point?

yeah was that like the hidden camera show yeah and they'd like put you in situations and see like how long it took for you to freak the fuck out yeah it was like i always wondered like what i would do on that show i feel like i couldn't watch it i would get too it was very it was an anxiety ridden show it's

Especially when you could tell the person was a people pleaser and someone was like doing something crazy and they were just like, it's okay. They were just like spitting in all the salads and there's some like young, nice college girl just being like, it's totally fine. Like, I love it. That would be me. You would just like call your mom and be like, something fucking weird is going on and I'm like. Yeah, I'd be like, um, okay.

I've definitely gotten more vocal. I'm trying to think like when's the last time someone did something like fucked up that I didn't know on like the street or something. And I was like, yo, what the fuck? I think I'm only assertive in public because I know I'm never going to see that person again. But like when it comes to like people I know. Yeah. I mean, no, it's totally fine. Whatever. I'll just die. Thank you. Did you hear about JLo recently?

um apparently in her dancing auditions she cut she asked anyone who was a virgo and she cut anyone who was a virgo what do we think genius or i think that's crazy and i don't think anything i think i have backed j-lo through everything we've had multiple debates on this podcast about j-lo's actions and i see i feel like i think this is crazy and i feel like you respect it

I do respect it. It's just she should have gone about it on the low. Like I told she probably had so many dancers and it's a good way to just like cut people in the process. And if you know you hate a Virgo, I mean, I think to say you hate all Virgos and you don't know they're rising. I think it's crazy. I actually really get along with Virgos.

I don't I'm attracted to Virgo I'm attracted to Virgo men But like You ever go through A time of dating Where I dated like Four Virgo men in a row And they all just Weren't it I don't think I've ever dated a Virgo But a lot of my good friends Like girlfriends Are Virgos And I don't know What it is But they're Well they're very like Type A people Oh yeah You know who's a Virgo Who She hates us Who Elena Elena

Our CEO She was texting me I literally knew there was something about her that I liked And I knew it was efficiency But like She does not fuck around And that's why you know how I am with admin She was like hey if you want me to come to the Vegas show Can you give me like literally any information And I was like hey heart heart And she's like still not giving me any information And she was like the Virgo in me shaking And I'm like meow Hannah and I have tried to book admin for our Vegas show For what now a month and a half

Like serious one Also the best is Paige is like no I booked it I'll send it to you No because usually I book travel and then I send it to Hannah so she can just copy it Remember the one time I did book travel and you were like Hey bitch totally wrong day It happens It's crazy The behind the scenes of these live show guys You don't want to know you only want to get the finished product You don't want to know how the sausage is made No

Oh, okay. I found a random photo hack for Amazon on TikTok. This is crazy. I just wait. I saw this. You saw that girl take a picture of like a real thing and then put

Explain it right now. Run. You need to run. Wait, I'm going to hold my phone up. So in the search bar of Amazon. Okay. In the search bar of Amazon, there's a little. On your phone. Yes. On your phone. On the app. There's a little icon that looks like a camera. Yes. You take. It looks like a scanning thing. You click that. You can either take a picture of yourself.

Like you can go on like say you go on like Revolve and you screenshot a picture of a skirt. You then go into. It's basically like a reverse image search like you do to Google, but you could do it into Amazon. I told you guys I've had freak outs because I like can't find a dress I like. Take a screenshot.

of anything you like, expensive, fancy designer, put it into Amazon and then they will show you every single thing they have that looks like that. Game over. Wait, why is it not working for me now? It's not working for Paige. Amazon learns.

it's not working for Paige but that's because she's been blocked by Amazon because you probably yeah you've probably done something I blocked her you've been like she's out she's out of Amazon now and like one day Hannah's just gonna show up on my Amazon lives and be like we don't know she's tired she's not here I'm like locked in a closet somewhere it's like her and the makeup artist from Express just being like she had a wonky eye she's fired thank god that girl with the weird eye is gone

Also, I don't want to stress you out, but like... Oh, God, Blots. Halloween is coming. No. Okay, and I'm in a position with you where like our partners are not great with this. Like, Des... No. Either it has to be his idea or like I need to drug the man for him to ever do a partner's costume with me. I kind of want to make him John Lennon and me Yoko Ono. Yeah.

I kind of love it. Like, I want to put him in a wig and I'll be like in a black wig and he'll get the glasses. Kind of a vibe. Here's the thing about men in Halloween.

The whole time leading up to Halloween, they're like, I don't know. No, that's stupid. They never say like, yeah, just do it. They're always like, I don't know. I mean, what are we doing? Like, yeah, like whatever. No, I don't kind of like that. Then the fucking day of Halloween or the day you have to go somewhere, they come in. They're like, you know what we should have done? We should have done this. And then like whatever you have already bought and they put on, they're like, yeah, like it's fine. And you're just like, I'll...

jump off the balcony right now like i will lose my fucking mind so that's the problem with being in a relationship you guys you have to consider like their feelings with stuff it's exhausting it is like having another child it's an admin nightmare and a true admin nightmare the thing with des and i is like

We like don't do holidays. No. Like we'll just be like, oh, Halloween. I don't know her. And it's kind of badass. But then again, it's like sometimes one of us needs to be like, come on. Like during the day, he's that person. During the day, he's like, let's play volleyball. Let's do this. But at night, he's sleeping. Yeah. And I'm on TikTok. And you can't find us. You can't reach us. And I love that chemistry. I'm fine with doing day things.

Yes. I don't want to go out at the nighttime. But I did. I also don't want to do day things. So what's that called? Richard Simmons era. Do you remember what you said to me at the express shoot? You go, I want to throw a dinner party. Okay. Hannah and I were in this one shot and it was this massive dinner party and it was the table was amazing. And I looked at Hannah and I said, I want to throw a dinner party like this, but I don't want anyone to come. Oh my God.

Like I want to invite no one. I just want to look at this aesthetically pleasing dinner party. And I felt that in my core. Because even like you're like planning your home and people are like, oh, and you could throw a little party here. And I'm like, absolutely not. She's like, probably not.

Absolutely not. We'll eat dinner here. Absolutely not. I've been tricking Craig for so long because he was like giving me all these ideas that he's doing in his backyard. And he's like, and then like we could play games over here. We could have people over here at a fire. I'm not inviting a single person to that home. Like, and if Craig invites you know that I don't want you there. Like I'm not trying to show, I'm not trying to hang. Like a specific anxiety, having someone in your home means like you can't leave.

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And I'm so bad at saying goodbye. I have one friend that like I know when this bitch comes over like she's staying for a while. I feel like when I'm at your place I'm like just tell me when to leave. Like tell me. No. Okay. This is how like one of our great factors of like being your friend like once we're done with whatever we're doing or like we finish that combo or like whatever I feel like we both get a vibe and you're like all right I'm leaving and I'm like see ya. We will like be

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Page and I had to do this shoot where we were like in our pajamas in bed.

our intimacy issues, they were like, like, they weren't telling us to cuddle, but, like, it was very beginning of a porno, and I couldn't, like, get that out of my head, and I just, like, couldn't. I couldn't. And then, like, my chin fat was, like, coming out. It also, like, wasn't even just the bed shot. They were, like, look at each other and laugh. And, like, we couldn't

like we would just we would start hysterically laughing so hard like i didn't know where to put my hands like it was so weird and like you never like when i would touch you you never would like lean in to be like yeah you know it's just like shiver i'd be like oh my god oh my god i needed a laugh like that oh my god

That's so true. Some people like are hugging all the time. Like friends, like hug. My problem is I'm so sweaty. So like it's bad when people hug me. Like they leave like they need to take a shower. The other day, Sierra was walking out of the house and she kissed like I think she went to kiss my cheek, but she kissed me. Who? Sierra. Sierra.

Started laughing she's why yeah, and all I said to her was what I was so taken back and like she started laughing cuz I was so like Stunned I was like why would you do that to me? You know I don't like intimacy

Dude, the whole like saying hi to people, kissing admin. I don't know. Everyone has different rules. The amount of men that I've kissed on the lips accidentally. And I always just go, oops, we just kiss on the lips because you just have to say it or it's so awkward. No, I thought that like one of the things after COVID that was going to stay permanently banned was like hugging and like kissing. Hello and goodbye.

Like I'm still trying to make that a thing where like that's not what we do. You've put out your elbows still. I'm into the pound. I'm into just being like, hey, and sit and like take my seat and like be now be in the room with you. Like I can say hi and feel like we sufficiently greeted one another. Yeah. You're like if we made eye contact.

You've seen through my soul and it was too much. Yeah, like you're good in my book. Like it's fine. You don't have to give me a hug. You don't even have to acknowledge my presence. I'm cool. I feel like you get less in new social interactions where I get too much. Yeah. And then like give us three hours and then we're like both the same. Yeah. But I come in hot and you come in colds.

I come in very cold. I come in very intimidated. And then I have to speak for you. Yeah. You know, like when you meet a toddler and the toddler just like hugs their parents leg and like looks away. That's literally me and Paige when you meet her. And they're like, is she okay? And I'm like, she just, she's actually kind of shy when you first, Paige, it's okay. You can be nice to them. They won't touch you. You're like, Paige, say hi. They want to know how old you are. Paige, say thank you. Say thank you. They said your eyes look almost even. Say thank you. And it's not.

I hate that person that I'm meeting. I just don't know them. And so I have to just... I have to warm up. But I also think that you are a listener and an observer. And you're better at understanding people's vibes where I will first just focus on trying to get them to like me. Yeah. See, when I first meet people, I'm like...

I feel like I make up like a whole thing in my head about like why I shouldn't trust them, why they probably don't like me. And so like I should be a little like, okay, let's be cautious here. We don't know. Paige, like we met a barista. Like they're getting us coffee. Yeah.

And I'm like, but what's your sign? You know, like that says a lot about a person. I'm getting the non-trusting vibes from you. They're like, ma'am, do you want soy milk or what do you want? You initially don't trust people until they prove that they're trustworthy, where I trust everyone until they fuck me. Yes, but I would say when we first meet people, we're both the same. We're like, we're both nice and we'll talk to you, but we're thinking very different things in our heads. Yeah.

Like I'm thinking, what are you scheming? And you're thinking like, I love this person. She's my new best friend. I'm like, hold up because this bitch is plotting and I could tell from her body language. Like,

Like we mentally will have a conversation. You're like, let's like be friends with her. And I'm like, she's literally planning your demise. So don't invite this bitch to lunch. You do know your friend soulmates and normal people soulmates. If you have an interaction with someone and then that person leaves and you guys look at each other and you have the exact same reaction to it. Like there have been multiple times that we've had to look away because other people are in the room and I don't want them to catch the vibe that we're having a telepathic conversation. So we have to look away, start texting. Yeah.

And be like yeah Whenever we're in the room with other people It's almost like embarrassing for them Oh for them or for us? Both Okay because sometimes like when we're in the room with other people I get so embarrassed Because I feel like there's so many times where we have to be like No but we're fine Or like we make a joke that's a little too self-deprecating And everyone's like What? Yeah

We'll just laugh uncontrollably and be like, whatever. Yeah, we'll say something dark. We'll be like, no, we're kidding. But, like, not really. We're fine. It's fine. Just literally ignore us. Don't. Just mufflers. Mufflers. Yeah. Anyway. Anyhow. Guys, thank you for gigging with us. We have some tickets left for New York City. And, like, literally, like, six tickets left in Medford, Boston, Massachusetts area. And we just love you guys so much. Also, wait. Just...

Last thing, our New York City shows are in the middle of Fashion Week. And if that's not so on brand for you, Hannah, I don't know what is. I thought it was like Midtown. And it's also the... What? Is it in Midtown? What are you talking about? What's in Midtown? Fashion Week is... Yeah, but what does that have to do with it being Fashion Week in New York City? I don't know where Fashion Week is. I thought it was downtown. It's a state of mind, first of all.

Sorry, then it's my fashion year. It's also the US Open. How on brand. Oh my god, I know. I've been watching it right now. And our new Giggly Squad merch is giving Parent Trap Lindsay Lohan vibes because she's on the come up and we, this is also a Lindsay Lohan stan podcast. Yes. Wow, that was good. You normally don't get involved in the outros. Yeah, I know. Wow. See ya. Bye.