Giggling about Paige’s parasite, Starbucks conspiracy, and Abercrombie
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They just got away from me. What is up, my giggly wigglies? That's cute. That's because you were just in Texas. That sounds like one of those creepy adult cartoons that you would watch with the men dancing. It sounds like there's a restaurant in Texas called the Piggly Wiggly. I think that's a grocery store. It's definitely something. Yeah. I'm the Piggly to your Wiggly. Okay.

Yeah, how was Texas? Okay, let's be honest. After Bachelorette, don't schedule anything for at least two years. No, serious. I was so broken. So broken. And I did a comedy festival. So a comedy festival... Wait, where in Texas were you? Austin, which was, of course, a vibe. Okay.

Wait, was there any part of you that was like, we should have done that? Because we went back and forth. Okay, that's because there were bachelorette parties everywhere. And I like couldn't make eye contact with them. I was like, yeah, because you're like, yeah, sorry. Ja Rule showed up. You were like, you saw bachelorette parties and you're like looking for the Becca of their bachelorette party.

You're like, if you don't have a backup, like, I don't want to go. I would start all my sets, like, apologizing because I had no voice because I was like, I just came from my bachelorette and there'd be like seven gigglers. Like, Hannah, you legit still don't have a voice. No, I'm not recovered. Also, but you know who has recovered? My Prada. My fake Prada is thriving.

I'm thinking of starting your Instagram account for her because she's everywhere and she's loving the attention. Literally, people are stopping me for the frotta. They're not getting pictures with me. They're like, is that the frotta? Is that the ketchup frotta? Hold on one second. My food is here. Hello? Food delivery coming up. Okay, thank you so much. You're welcome.

Can you just tell the men at the front desk, like if it's food, don't even call me. Just send it up. Just, just send it. You know, it's me. The, whenever Craig's here too, they call me like every 10 minutes because he is a sociopath and orders things and looks at it and then doesn't eat it and then reorder something.

Like this man this morning asked me how to spell acai bowl. And I said, why? You've ordered one like every morning since I've known you. And not one time have you eaten it. You don't like acai. That man is thick and I truly believe that. Yeah. I'm like, you have a mental disorder when it comes to ordering food. Oh my God. He asked you how to spell acai. Remember how we all called it a kai in the beginning?

I was actually really surprised that I even knew how to spell it. I was a little surprised. Yeah, I was like, you idiot. A-C-A-I. Duh. Duh, you uncultured swine. Accent over the I if you're cultured. True. Or whatever. It's like under the I. Anyway. Yeah, it's something weird.

Austin is amazing, but I did this festival, Moon Towers, my first comedy festival. It's basically like summer camp for comics. They pick you up in a van with all these other comics, and everyone's so excited, and I can hear light. I'm just not okay. Because you went from The Bachelorette right there. I went to New York for a day, literally to record Giggy Squad and repack, kiss butter on the forehead, and leave. Peace.

But it was so much, it was so much fun, but I was just running on adrenaline. And then this is the real kicker. I finish in Austin and then I have to leave at 3am to go to Denver. For what? For two final shows on a Sunday because mama doesn't know how to say no to things.

Yeah, but it's like that you're paying for private school. Private school does not pay for itself. It's true. It's true. I want to have a better life for butter and butter wants to go to private school. But this is the fucked up part. So me waking up at three, that is just a recipe for disaster.

I get it. I can't believe you even got up. It was like through fear, you know, when you wake up because you're scared of life. And I'm like PMS thing. I'm tired. Where's Des been?

Great question. No, seriously. I like forgot about it. I forgot. People are like, are you excited about your wedding? And I'm like, to who? I'm literally doing long distance. This is the longest we've gone. It's four weeks. So like I'm basically marrying a stranger. No, seriously. I was just going to say, I kind of like...

Like, is the first time you're going to see him, like, at the altar? Like, what's going on? It's cute. But it's the longest I've gone. And it's honestly hard. Like, I keep feeling lonely and I miss him. And then you're just really kind of planning the wedding. Yeah. Do you have much more to do in terms of, like,

planning or like getting things ready yeah well we're just like finalizing stuff like all the contracts are sent did you ever end up getting a dress change

We're doing it. You are. Do you know why? Because why? The wedding industry is fucked up with dresses. Like I got it. I have a tight fitting dress and there's no range. So she, she hemmed it or whatever. So tight to my body. And I'm like, I can't spread my legs. And she's like, why do you need to spread your legs? And I'm like, I don't know. It's my wedding night. It's my brand. Yeah.

And she's like, no, this is your wedding dress. And wedding dresses are, I guess, known to be super uncomfortable, which you know I hate. Yeah. And then... I actually talked about you this week. I don't know how this came up in conversation, but I said, I have a friend and she doesn't own a thong. And everyone just looked at me.

Like, what? They're like, what does she wear? Where did you find her? In a dumpster? And I was like, granny panties. And she's also getting married next month, so I wonder what she's going to wear. So she's doing something right. Doing something right. Yeah, no, that's what I said. I said, well, she is getting married, so. Should I do it? Granny panties only fans? I feel like there's, I don't know. There's some, someone has a fetish for granny panties. It just does.

We're going to get to Paige's wedding that she went to, by the way. We're going to get there. Oh, yeah. Once I finish my boring story about what was I talking about? Oh, oh, the wedding dresses. The wedding industry is the only industry that someone could look you in the eye and say, you should just lose three pounds.

Who said it? The tailor of the dress? Yeah, because I was like, ooh, this is tight. I'm like, tight, tight, tight. Like, I don't like it. I don't like it. And there's this whole movement about, like, don't try to fit into the clothes. Let the clothes fit you. And I'm, like, being all feminist. Yeah. And you're like, I've been called body positive on Instagram, so how dare you? Yeah.

How dare you? I'm a body positive influencer, bitch. And I just was like, I don't love this. And she literally just goes, just lose three pounds. And I'm like, okay, mean girls. Like, what is this? She was like, you can try Sears. She only carries sizes one, three, and five. Speaking of acai bowls, did I tell you I was trying to eat healthy and I kept ordering this acai bowl that tasted so good. They're actually not healthy. It was all peanut butter and I full on calcine barred myself.

I gained like 10 pounds last week from us and there was so much peanut butter I'm like it's a health place they wouldn't put that it's probably like organic no no they're so sugary I made myself gain weight by trying to be healthy so that's fun so anyway the bridal industry is fucked up and then you have all this pressure to look like the best you've ever looked on this day on that day yeah

And you know whenever you, you know like a date when you're like, I need to look great. And it's always the date. And you look awful. You can't get your eyeliner right. You're like, I forgot how to do eyeliner. You're like, I'm giving myself extra time to do my makeup so good and you fuck it all up. Yeah. That's the worst. Long story short, Denver, I roll in around 7.30 a.m. You can only imagine what I looked like. And they have this comedy condo.

So the comedians stay there. How interesting. Interesting is the word. Yeah. Definitely the word. I'm like, I don't want to sleep in bed where like Chris DeStefano's jerked off multiple times. Yeah. They like wrote their name on the wall and come. Yeah. I don't need to see this. This is weird. So the instruction is that the key is just there. The key is going to be there. So I go up. I'm like, hey, I need the key to room 209. And they were like, we can't find it.

And I was like, if I don't lie down and go to sleep in minus five seconds, we're going to have an issue. And they were like, whose name could it be under? And I'm like, I don't know. There's like three comedy managers names. Like this could be anyone's name. I don't care whose name it is. I literally don't care. At one point I'm like, if you can find the key, is there a bed? Do you have a bed?

And they're like, there's a conference room. And I'm like, oh, my God, how did we get here? How did we go from great table with Ja Rule rapping to me to possibly napping on a conference room table? You're like, do you know who I am at 11? Do you know who I am in Miami? The amount of I mean, I was in the middle of Denver and no one gave a fuck about my relationship with Ja Rule at that point. Because everyone's high.

like they were like we don't know what the name is and you're like just give me the key the key to life I realized that we added an early show to Denver and I changed my flight and I think they didn't realize I was gonna come in early and I realized the comic before me is probably still there and sleeping

And the comic before me is Jared Freed. So you're like, just let me the fuck in. He knows who I am. And there's two beds. So I'm like, he knows who I am. Call him. But it's like early. So I'm just like, I'm not going to wake him, whatever. I just go into this condo, go in the bedroom and fall asleep.

So they let you in? Yeah, I'm like, I know Jared. It's cool. Like, we're fine. So then what happens? Well, then I started to hear things and I started to get worried. Like, what if he does something super weird and I have to be like, hey.

Oh my god. What if he literally commits a murder and then you're an accomplice? And I'm an accomplice and then I'm in jail before you for tax evasion. It's fucked up. So, but then it's awkward. Like, when do I text him to be like, yo, I'm here. But I keep falling asleep. Like, I'm not fully there to know how to handle this awkward situation. So I just don't deal with it. And then if anyone knows Jared Freed, he is...

a very loud podcaster. Like it's his thing. Like he's a yeller and he's hilarious and he's high energy. So at around 11 a.m.,

I almost peed myself through a startling of, hey, welcome to J Train podcast. He starts podcasting in his room and I'm like, this is not happening. This is absolutely not happening. Oh my God. Tell me you walked in on it and scared him. I was going to, but I just did not have the emotional capacity to deal with that. So I just texted him and then we had this awkward. He was like, hey, I'm in the bathroom. Hold on. And I was kind of like waiting. It was so bad.

Could you fall back asleep? When he left, I for sure did. But it was the funniest situation. I was just like hoping something weird. Like what if he was like running around naked or something? No, I, yeah. But maybe subconsciously I was like doing it for the story for something weird to happen. You definitely were. Yeah. Yeah. But unfortunately it was just a subpar story on a podcast. But I need to know about your week. Dude.

I easily went to, and I will say this, I have been to some crazy fucking weddings before. I've been to two like really insane weddings like a couple years ago. This one completely topped it. Like there were things that I was like, I didn't even know you could do that. Can you give me some details of the experience?

So like every time I go to a wedding, there's like certain things that I will like make a mental note and be like, I want that at my wedding. Like string quartet, non-negotiable. You know, like someone playing the violin like at all times, non-negotiable, will be at my wedding. She walked down like a mirrored aisle.

I just can't even... She imported her flowers from Holland. Like, it was the most spectacular wedding I've ever been to in my life.

Another another thing that you realize is that like you're so poor like there are things that you don't even know that rich people know about Yeah, yeah, and you're like this this is class flowers is worth more than my life Right like her flowers were worth more than like my future wedding Yes, you know when you get a wedding invitation and it says like basically it's like are you a vegetarian or do you want the chicken? That those are the options

I've realized that at rich people weddings, you don't get an option. You sit at your table and the waiter comes over and says, you have an option. We had the option of lobster or filet. And I panicked. I was like, I don't like what? I ended up getting the filet. Phenomenal choice. Obsessed. But it was just things that you're like, ah.

I didn't even know this was possible. Like, she had a full flower wall. Des called me because he was, you know, he cares about weddings right now. Like, he's looking into it. And he was like, they had this, like, circle photo thing. I don't even know how you do it. But, like, Paige was, like, spinning. First of all, it was, you couldn't bring your phone to anything. There were no pictures, no videos. Like, she has the exclusive on her wedding. Like, nobody was on their phones at all.

So when you walked in. So Thursday night, this is another thing I really love that she did. Thursday night was her rehearsal dinner because it was a destination wedding. So everyone was flying in Thursday night. She did her rehearsal dinner with her family and her like best friends. Then Friday night was when everyone flew in. So she had her like welcome party. The welcome party was a wedding.

Yeah. The welcome party was a wedding. So you walked in to the like venue and it was like a mirrored aisle. And then in the center was this E news 360 cam. And I was like, I've waited my whole life. You're like doing a beeline. You fucking like to the side. You're like, this is my moment. I was like, I need a solo shot. Please get away from me. And then she had like a full dinner and

Her dresses were impeccable. I was about to ask you, what was her favorite look that she had? Like what's in right now? So Paulina, let me give a backstory first. I met Paulina.

because one day I was home minding my business and my dad was watching the golf channel and like I'm not paying attention and all of a sudden I see this like cute little blonde come onto the screen and I was like who is that and my dad was like oh my god Paige it's Paulina Gretzky like how do you not know this and I was like I don't watch golf dad so I posted her on my Instagram and was like this

I need to marry a golfer because this is the epitome of like, yeah, this is my whole vibe. And she DM'd me. We ended up becoming friends, like DMing back and forth. She was going to be in New York. We went to lunch. This is before Craig and I even started dating. But Craig became friends with her like prior and like her brother and like whatever. So they have like a separate friendship. Yeah.

So when we went to lunch, I had just started talking to Craig. So obviously her and I were like talking shit about him. And so we like fully connected. Yes. So it was her wedding to Dustin Johnson, who is like the nicest human ever. And it was just the most spectacular spectacle I've ever seen in my entire life. She walked down the aisle to like a full...

I mean, the music was just insane. It was like that great Gatsby song. What was like the most romantic moment of it? Hmm.

Because, you know, people could put tons of frills and buy a lot of shit. What was the one that you got in your gut? The most romantic was right when... So as she was walking down the aisle, I always obviously look to the groom. And he's tearing up a little bit. He's tearing up. You can tell he's holding it in. That means it's real. Right when she gets to him and it's time for them to now speak...

he couldn't talk. Like, he had to stop and he had to, like, recite the vows of, like, I will whatever. Like, they did traditional vows. And he, like, his voice cracked. He, like, got all choked up. He had to stop and, like,

full baby cry. Like he couldn't even look at her. It was, I started crying as someone who doesn't cry often. Every wedding. And as someone who's disgusted by men who cry, this was good. This was like, hate it. And except an exception to the rule for you. No, the only appropriate, save all your fucking tears for when I walked in the aisle, bitch. That's what you do. And if your husband doesn't cry as you're walking down the aisle, I advise turning around.

see you in large claims court yeah no see you in federal court you will apologize to the academy because it's just the academy needs an apology imagine if you literally are walking up and he like doesn't isn't giving it his all and you just turn around you look at him you give him the look and you just turn wait best part of the whole wedding and i was like this if hannah doesn't do this for me at her wedding

Best part of the whole wedding. It's the, like, end of the reception. She's about to throw the bouquet. She throws the bouquet. Her best friend doesn't catch it. She does it again. She's like, no. Oh, my God. She was like, no, I'm throwing it to my best friend. Get the fuck out of the way. It was amazing. I was like, and that's true friendship. Okay, so I was, you know...

little jealous that like I don't know how you're gonna feel about my garage beach disco dolphin wedding but are you still gonna have fun at mine I'm gonna have the best time at your wedding but I was dying laughing today because I like my two girlfriends that are stylists I texted them and I was like hey I need you to help me find a dress for Hannah's wedding because she has given an insane like

She's given an insane dress code that I'm unsure of what it is. And they sent me a few options. Bitch, one of the options was the Kendall Jenner dress. Like, with the cutout. It was, like, a top cutout like that with a long skirt. And I was like, for the joke, I so badly want to show up in this. You know it would make me laugh so hard. It would literally make me laugh. I was like, I can't. I was like...

I have been getting a lot of texts. This one guy was like, what are we wearing? And I'm like, just make it a moment. Like, I want everyone to have their moment. And he's like, OK, I'm thinking cute cocktail shorts, blazer, shirt and loafers or a tux. Like, no one knows what they're doing. No one knows. I am going. My only like thing in my head is I want to wear long sleeves. I agree with you. I want to do long sleeves, but I want to do a pastel color shirt.

And I haven't found... The only trolling that happened on my Bachelorette content was people trying to eye any white or light. They were really mad that Ciara had a white... A white crop top. A white crop top. Do you want to know the story behind that crop top? That was my crop top. You brought it. Yeah, you brought it. You sick fucker. And then people don't even know the behind drama because...

It was a pretty chill bachelorette. And the only tradition is like, let me wear white. And Paige shows up with a full white cover up. And I'm like, Paige. And she goes, it's a cover up. It's a cover up. We're at the pool. But the only thing that saved me was Raina walking in after me in a full white bathing suit. Full white bikini. Full white bikini. She was like, it's eggshell. And that's when I was like, these people are fucking...

She was serious too. She was like, what? This is eggshell. It's eggshell. Get your selves together. And I was like, I literally have lost control that the animals are running the zoo. No. The girls have gone wild. The girls have gone wild. There was no taming us. But people were coming for you because I posted feather night and you're wearing light blue and everyone was like, how?

could she? Oh my god wait I got that too they were like I would never wear light blue to someone else's bachelorette and I was like wait is blue now a color that we're not wearing around brides? They're like it photographed white and I was like okay but in person it was fully blue. Okay my final thing that people are sending to me recently today is I

Our shows are live. Our New York City, D.C., Boston tickets. Well, the dates are live. The presale is the 27th, guys. And the code is Giggly. And then they go fully on sale on the 29th. But we posted our announcement of the dates online.

And you posted a photo of us, you standing me, thought squatting. And then the link just covered my face. Oh my God, Hannah. I noticed that literally hours after. Ten people sent it to me. They go, LOL. And we were just laughing. And I was like, that is like the most page thing I've ever seen. I didn't even notice it. But it was like perfectly just on my face. It looks like I did it intentionally. I saw it hours later and I was like, whatever, Hannah. Okay.

I was cracking up. You know why? Because I knew that you didn't know. Okay, and this is how you define a good friendship. When you do something fucked up and you think, she's not going to care. She's stupid. That's when you know that's your real friend. I go, she's not calculated enough to be like, Hannah's face doesn't deserve to be in this. Only reason you would do that is if I looked bad or it was hurting your brand.

That you would cover me. But the bitchiest part is that I noticed it later and I was like, whatever. No one's noticing that. Literally hundreds of DMs. They know it's Hannah. They know it's Hannah. What do they need to see her face again? We've seen her face enough in the last week. We know it's Hannah. Oh my God. Oh my God. So I'm like weddinged out. Also, I counted it. I will have gone to like six weddings with Craig and we like don't even really like each other.

That's what happens when you're with a Southern man. It's so annoying, kind of. Is it like getting romantic for you guys? Are you starting to feel like pressure? Or is it like inspiring? Like what's the vibe? Because I know when I'm with someone, it always affects you too in a way, you know? I would say like the first...

two weddings we went to, I was like, if he doesn't squeeze my hand at like the vow part, this is not meant to be. And now we're at weddings and we look at each other and I'm like, are you sweating? And he's like, yeah, I'm sweating. I'm really thirsty. It's just become normal. And it's like, what do you think the hors d'oeuvre is like? Like, what's the cocktail situation going to be like now? It's just like we don't even. Yeah.

It's like, oh, yeah. It's like going when your friends start getting like sweet 16 or bat mitzvahs. You're like, okay, and when's the speech? Let's write it. But I will say I have been to all of the weddings I've been to. All the ceremonies have been perfectly like short, sweet to the point. Let's go drink. That's my plan, too. We just have to for the gigglers. I just want everyone to pray that in May the weather is okay for my for when the dolphins come out, you know.

Are you actually having dolphins? No, but there are seals in West Hampton. So maybe they'll be like, what's up? If seals get like beached, like what is it called when they like are stuck on like the beach? There's just a beach seal. It literally looks like a dog burrito, a seal.

Like, what happened when God made you? Oh, my God. I have watched a lot of documentaries about the work of whales eating seals. Anyway, that's a different pod.

You just do National Geographic documentaries. We do have some dope docs to talk about later, but if you know anything about Giggly Squad, it is a Pamela Anderson stand pod. It's a skiing pod, and it is a loving your mom pod. This is a mom stand pod. This special Mother's Day segment is presented by Macy's and ACAS Creative.

No, we love our moms on this pod. I think we love our moms on this pod so much because they're the only people that we really do know that they listen to it every week. Because they give us criticism every week, so we know they listen. Constructive criticism, which we love. Kim and Lenore don't miss a beat, and we love that for them. They really don't. And let's be honest. Even though they are late to our live shows because they're busy...

Getting drunk with each other. They have main character energy and they gave it to us. They do. So there will be. It's only natural. Yes. I also think that, let's be honest, they birthed us from their vaginas. We're indebted to them for the rest of our life. I mean, my mom had a C-section. So like, did she really have a hard day that day? Yeah.

Arguably worse. Arguably more traumatic. So with that said, I'm so excited because we're partnering with Macy's for Mother's Day to spoil our moms and all the gigglers should go to Macy's.com to spoil their moms because Sunday, May 8th is Mother's Day and we need to go off. It always creeps up on us. Mother's Day is the one holiday that you're like two days before you're like, oh shit. And

Father's Day? I feel like I always have planned. My dad doesn't even know my own birthday. Like, your dad can't even tell you, like, the name of any of your friends you've been friends with your whole life. If you do not get your mom a present for Mother's Day, you are a shitty human.

yeah and that's just science so with that said macy's they ship stuff so so fast and they have so many good things for mother's day i'm gonna tell my mom not to listen to this so she gets surprised but can i tell you what i legitimately am getting her yes i'm gonna narrow it down but first of all they have my mom loves a cute sneaker moment for macy's like she loves a cute sneaker

Yeah, she does. Just for bopping around the house. She's so cute. When she bops around in her sneakers, she really is adorable. People don't know. Lenora is literally, you could put her in your pocket. She loves a mental health walk. Like she needs to walk every day or she like will be off the walls. My dad will nap all day regardless. My mom needs to walk out her energy. So Cole Haan has these adorable sneakers. Like it's like street wear fashion. I think my mom is going to look adorable in them.

But then I also want to get her, because summer is coming up. She has a lot of cute sundresses. I want to get her Steve Madden strappy block heel sandals. Like, not too high. She deserves them. She deserves them. Yeah. She does. I feel like I have a, like, regimen when it comes to gifting my mom. Like Lenore, she does, like, a mental health moment, but she does hers in the kitchen. And...

she will make you anything upon request. Like she loves doing it. So I always try and get her like a piece from like lay crew set because I want to eventually have her have the whole, like all of the things. So I always pick, pick like a piece from, from them. And Macy's always has them on sale, which you never find anywhere else. So this year I'm going with like,

Their signature enameled cast iron round French oven, which I know that Kim will put that to good use. And I bought her like something for Christmas that went with it. So it's just like all encompassing. I had a plan. Here I love that because, you know, it's what brings her joy. Also, I'm on the Macy's website. They have a whole section for gifts there.

But they literally do best gifts for a new mom, active moms, pet moms. Don't forget. Don't forget a pet mom. Yep. For the mom who has everything. Like, they have all these segments. And then they have brands they recommend for moms, such as Coach Dior, Effie, and Michael Kors. I'm obsessed. Rich. I also kind of, I don't want to turn my mom into a beauty influencer, but I think I'm going to get her a satin pillowcase. Is that crazy? Yeah.

No, because my mom sleeps on satin sheets and she can't sleep on anything else. She's gone full diva. And she loves them. I do think it's important to keep your mom with the current trends. And like she's probably sleeping on a pillowcase that like my dad slept on. Like, ew. Yeah. One day we'll both get Botox with our moms and it'll be a bonding moment. Then finally, I'm getting her a Kate Spade New York pebbled leather crossbody bag because you have to.

yeah that would just be rude if you didn't oh my god picturing lenore with her crossbody bag her little sneakers going on her walks like it's bringing a tear to my eyes i also have to say butter's listening to this conversation i think like she feels like she's left out no butter you have to get me something for mother's day okay anyway go to macy's.com for all your mother's day needs i'm obsessed with macy's and we're

Have fun shopping. We have some stuff we have to discuss in our notes. First off, because of The Bachelorette, we missed talking about Kim Kardashian, her photo with Pete Davidson.

wait also someone at this wedding weekend was asking about our podcast and they were like but I don't get it like how do you know what to talk about oh I think I was making all the time I think I was making fun of Craig and Austin actually is how it came up because I was like yeah they like plan their podcast and they were like well you don't like what are you talking about you don't and I pulled up our notes

And I was like, no, we have a shared note. And we just, like, if something happens during the week, we're like, that's great to talk about on the podcast. And we write it down. And they were like, give me an example. And I was like, okay, example, justice for T-Pain. They were like, what does that mean? I go, I have no idea. But I don't hear about it.

I can't breathe because I do the same thing because I'm like, look, it just says I have a parasite. Masturbation manifestation. You figure it out. Like, I don't know. Honestly, we let the energy of the word speak to us. If it pops out to me, then I speak it. We're just here communicating the Lord's work. Okay.

Did you giggle at when I wrote I have a parasite? I can't like I'm so excited for the shit we're about to hit because it is chaotic energy in here. Okay so Pete and Kim. She posted the first the photo of them like at the restaurant. Yeah and I stole her caption for your bachelorette.

I'm obsessed with that for you. Yeah. And everyone was like, but you're not even eating in the pictures. I was like, Hannah is the snack. How do you not get that? Oh my God. Don't explain. Pay attention. Police. You guys, we have very highbrow captions. Um, so just either you're with it or you're not. The girls like gotta get it. The girls that don't. Yeah. People that think we're like being mean. I'm like, you're just not getting our sarcasm humor. And for that, I, I do feel bad. If we're not being mean, we hate you. If,

If I'm being nice to you, I don't like you and I feel uncomfortable around you. If I'm like, hi, how are you? I just talk shit about you for three hours. If my voice goes up an octave, I'm uncomfy and know that. You're done. You're done. You're done. We talked about you all week and you just walked into the room. We're like, hi. But if I'm like, what's up, dumb slut? That's how you know I fuck with you. I fuck with you. If I haven't called you a hoe a hundred times. Right. Okay. Okay. So anyway.

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And I don't know for a fact if she like did anything to his jaw or his nose, which people are saying. But I know she like smoothed out his like under eye circles and the pores in his face. How would you feel? He looks good. Oh, my God. You go, she should. And she should. But how would you feel if you were a significant other and your significant other posted something and changed your face? Okay, well...

Greg doesn't even know how to do that, so I can't even explain it with him. Have you ever edited Craig? Yes. No.

Oh my God, the teeth. What, when he's like hungover, a little bloated? Yeah, I'm like, okay, I have to like smooth your face out for a quick second. But I've had friends post photos and they've edited them and I'm like, what am I, chopped liver? How fucking dare you edit yourself to make your teeth whiter and not even put the little square on my face to make my skin look better? This is why I love you. I love your honesty. And I do, I can empathize with you getting an amazing...

I've had boyfriends where I just have never gotten a good photo with them. And that's why people don't know we ever dated because we never look good at the same time. But every now and then you'll nail it. And he didn't. And sometimes you need to use some movie magic. And there are times that Craig is like, I can't believe you posted that photo. I don't look good in it. And I'm like, no one cares about you. This is my again. This is my Instagram. And this is my social media about you.

yeah i'm like i will block who i want to block and i will post what i want to post i thought you're about to say you're gonna block him and i might you know like i don't i might block him from certain stories i look amazing you look like trash i'm crying um so that was that tea also there's a starbucks conspiracy going around what is i love conspiracy theories i'm like very into them recently like i'm totally down with birds aren't real and snow isn't either

I've been hanging out with Craig too much. Craig legitimately thinks that birds aren't real.

And he loves when I say snow isn't real. You can't just like drop that and expect me to continue the conversation normally. There's a conspiracy theory that birds are not real and that there's certain birds that are put in the sky to like drones by the government. They're actually drones. And did you see that TikTok where everyone was lighting snow on fire and it wasn't just like melting and it was smelling like plastic? And I was like, snow is not real.

Okay, you sold me. Yeah. Both of those sound very valid to me. So the Starbucks conspiracy is a marketing thing that they're told to fuck up people's names so people will take a photo and post it on Instagram. And I'm like, I've never felt so duped before in my life. I've heard that. And that's absolutely true. For sure. Also, that's such a fun job. So smart. To be like, Rachel. Rachel.

So smart. How bad am I going to fuck your shit up? Yeah. They just because there's no way that they're spelling like Alexa wrong. I know. Like if they can remember what's in every coffee drink, they know how to fucking spell Rachel. Also, you just had my credit card and you know my name. It says it right there. Yeah. No, I believe in that. They purposely hire people who can't write. Yeah. I love that. Yeah, I believe that.

What were the docs? Wait, first let me tell you about my parasite. Yeah. Yes. This has been worrying me for days, but I had to wait for the pod to talk about it. You're like, I'm dying. And I'm like, okay, wait till Monday. Is it at least a good one that like detoxes everything inside your stomach? So let me tell you.

The past couple of months, I haven't been able to move my head fully to the left. Like, every time I do it, I have to stop at a certain point because, like, my neck would start hurting. Welcome to 29, bitch. Yeah, and I was just like, this is normal. This is, like, this is who I am now. I can't turn to the left. Whatever. My right side is better anyway. And I was like, whatever. I'm sleeping on it wrong. Like, I have bad posture. All of the things. Then...

A couple of weeks ago, my whole left arm went numb and like my neck tightened up. And, you know, right before you're going to pass out, you kind of like zone out a little bit like that. You faint all the time. I faint all the time. It's just like a thing that I do. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm going to faint. But I didn't. And then it went away. Then like three days later. And then you ignored it. You were like that. I ignored it. I was like, that's.

I'm like, drink more water, you stupid bitch. Like, you know, it's just whatever. That's who I am now. Then a couple of days later, I wake up. And when I tell you my whole spine was like off kilter, like I couldn't like one side of my body was like down. I was like, oh, my God, I'm having a stroke. Like I had a stroke and this is how I am. I called my mom. It's like 11 a.m. It's like a Saturday morning. I called my mom hysterically crying.

God bless this woman. She jumps on a train. She comes down to New York. I call my doctor who is...

A kinesiologist, which like my mom's like, that's not a real doctor. But it is. He is like a chiropractor slash like all of your organs are connected to something else. So like you might have a problem in your neck. It's actually like your stomach, whatever. So I go to him. I tell him all my symptoms. I also kept getting a metal taste in my mouth like something.

Every couple of weeks I'd get like a metal taste in my mouth for like 10 seconds and then it would go away. And I was like, whatever. Are you good, bro? Like, yeah, something's up. Anxiety. I chalk everything up to like, well, I have anxiety and I haven't drank water since 2005. So this this tracks. And he says all of your symptoms sound like you have a parasite. But like most doctors won't say that you have a parasite unless you have like a rash or something.

So he puts me on these like detox vitamins. I had to take three a day for like seven days. After like day two, full mobility in my neck again. Your neck muscles are directly connected to your large intestines. So if something funky is going on in your large intestines, it like shoots a message up to like the muscles in the top of your neck and they will start hurting. Also, the metal taste is like a sign of having a parasite.

I was in Mexico.

But he also said 80% of people have parasites and they just don't know it. Like, you can get a parasite. Literally every giggler listening right now is like, I have a parasite. You could get it from, like, eating sushi. Like, you can get it from anything. And then they can have babies in your intestines. You have no idea. No, no, no, no. It eats the nutrients that you want. So you actually have to starve the parasite. And these, like, detox vitamins, like, did that. And I feel...

Great. Were you like my sleep of the detox vitamins? Yeah. You like take it morning, noon and night. My sleep got better. My like bowel movements got better. Like things that I didn't even didn't even know were fucked up got better.

Wait, so you read? I learned how to read. Now I suddenly know how to do my taxes. I was like, wait, I'm an accountant. Wait, I'm obsessed that you were just like, there was a parasite just like chilling, like your bestie. The only thing that's annoying is like, I looked it up online, like, ugh.

for hours at night sometimes people like poop and you can see the parasite and so like every time i like looked for that thing and i never saw it so it's one parasite it could have been multiple but i never saw them but i felt way better what's her name agnes yeah yeah yeah that is that's some agnes shit right there agnes would yeah agnes would make it about her so anyway so

That was gross, but inspirational. I love the journey that we just went on. And you were like super educational. I was super passionate about it. Oh, mental health moment. I have a new way to manifest. Okay. I read it on TikTok. I say read now on TikTok because it's like makes it sound more legit. Because we read the captions on TikTok. It's called movie trailer manifestation. Okay.

So you manifest something in your head like it's a movie trailer. Like you think of the song, you envision the moments, you envision the hard work up to it, the doing it, the afterwards. And you like put a song to it and then like you play that song and you think it. And it's just like these are just fun ways to actually manifest something.

Wait, I saw a commercial on Netflix the other night and I'm going to watch it where Oprah's interviewing Viola Davis. Yes. And she says, Viola Davis says, I fully manifested my husband. She was like, no, you have no idea. I got down on my knees. I started praying to God. Sorry.

So bad. I went to Catholic school. How dare you? Oh, now you're Catholic. Continue. She was like, and I prayed and she was like, and I said even the most insignificant things of like, obviously she did height, but that's significant. She said she wanted him to be an athlete. She wanted him to be from the South. She wanted him to be black. She, I think she said she wanted him to be how old, however old he is.

She said three weeks later, she met him and they're married. And it is everything that she manifested. People gave you shit. I mean, not that much shit. It was funny about your list. And I thought your list was fully insane and not okay. I stand by that list. It was a manifestation of you like visualizing it, seeing it. One of my friends...

Said I was friends someone successful talked about how Oh Lilly Singh the youtuber guy She's a very visual person and she's like the first female late-night co-host or not for right, but she's killing it She used to she's all about aesthetics and she loves the design in her house And she thought that her manifestation board was like gross that she made she like cut it up She just thought it was like a stupid collage. So she put it in her closet and

But nothing was happening. And she was like, I need to see it. So she took it and she put it in her shower, basically, like outside the glass part and then made it cute. And then she looked at it every day when she showered and it really affected her. And what I've learned about manifestation is it's not...

The feeling you get is not like, oh, I hope I get this. It's like you believe. Yeah. You're just like, when I do that, when I do that, that'll be cool. Because then like you just become it. You don't get nerves around it. That's why like with the man, it's like, oh, when I see him, I'm going to know. It's not like, oh, I hope he likes me. I'm scared. I'm nervous. But I also want people to be open that sometimes the universe has a better plan for you. That's true. Like I would argue that I did not manifest as nervous.

As in, I said I didn't want to date another comic and I've never dated a guy in his 40s. And it surprised me like what the universe knew what was better for me than what I thought it was, which was like. I will say on my 24th birthday, I like that whole year. I said I will be on TV by the time I'm 25. And when I turned 25 was the first time Summer House reached out to me like that next month.

And what's crazy is I manifested when I was selling t-shirts when I was 24 that I want to be... That we would have Giggly Squad merch? Yes. Speaking of Giggly Squad merch, how fucking dope is this? Okay, so Giggly Squad merch...

when I tell you it's the best we've ever done yeah this is our newest launch is so sad and I know I sound like Chris Harrison being like it's the most dramatic season you guys I if you've been watching my stories I wore it all Austin I've been wearing it and the gigglers are like are you crazy how is this not on the site yet and I'm like it looks like a legit band people are going up to someone literally went up to me goes what band is that and I go my band

literally you became Eminem in D12 that's the name of my band just started rapping in Austin oh my god D12 is my favorite but anyway with Manifestation I basically was like I want to do video and I kept it pretty general and then I was

it's just like video was just happened i knew i was going to be on a screen yes and you cannot be ashamed especially when you want something you have to like really own it and really love it and want it and not have any bad energy of like oh you're selfish because you want attention or right oh your parents not gonna like this it's like no this is me this is wait question for you i don't know why this just popped in my head are you gonna dye your hair red

After my wedding, I think I will, except I'm getting my hair dyed right before my wedding because I have gray hair from reality TV. Because on your bachelorette, you did say it in a drunken state. Oh, my God, Paige, guess what? I'm dying my hair red. And I was like, right now, red is what I want to do. The tick tock red, the strawberry red. Do you support? I kind of do. I just think, Paige, my hair's been like this since college. Yeah, I'm sick of it.

You go, if I have to look at your fucking boring face again. No, because I feel like... Wait, am I the least interesting to look at in this podcast? I just feel like... No, but I feel like you never... Here's the thing. You never like when you get highlights and you never like when you get lowlights.

I also never like if I cut an inch, if I cut an inch off my hair. No, you have a panic attack. I have a panic attack. Like I wish I had the jawline you have, but we don't. We're not a jawline girly. Honestly, I chopped my hair again in my kitchen today.

if i had a jawline like you i'd shave my fucking head i might just do it just chop it you would look so good with like please stop manifesting a shag head for me i don't want to you go i will literally my bad nails i will you you literally did i know that you did you manifested my bad nails hannah you fucking put a hex on me but i feel like that would be high fashion

I'm not shaving my head. No, you know what it would be? Editorial. No, it's not happening. I didn't know what editorial meant because I recently was talking to like some stylist and she's like, this is so editorial. And I go, no one's ever said that word to me. And I don't know what it is. And it sounds like a book that I don't want to read. It's high fashion. You couldn't wear streetwear. It's editorial. Have you always been more commercial?

how dare you how fucking dare you know how i learned that from the from the tyra bank show the yeah more commercial they'd always be commercial shave her head off actually when i was a child model i was straight commercial yeah and that means you're in like cat that's like catalog modeling editorial is like they want you on the cover of vogue they want you in vanity fair they want you have to be like ugly hot

Yes, you have to be you have to have an interesting face and it doesn't always mean that you're like so pretty. It's you're just so interesting. But that's why Kendall Jenner is like it's it's interesting because she is very stereotypically hot and has changed her face to be like very stereotypically hot and is getting that stuff.

Yeah, like some of the biggest models, like if you saw them, you'd be like, wait, what's going on? But they're just, you like want to look at them. Yes, they have interesting faces. What are we talking about? Oh, yeah, my hair. So maybe I'll do it. We'll see. It'll be like a rebrand. Are you? Yeah. Okay. But would you...

To dye it red, you don't have to bleach it though, right? I have no idea and I heard red is the hardest to do. Oh, you haven't done any of the research. Do I look like I would do admin research? Yeah, how have you not done any of the research? Because I haven't even started wedding planning, Paige. I'm getting married in two weeks. I like wake up in the middle of the night, things pop into my head and I do the research. Like last night, I had a dream that I was ripping my toenails off so I had to research it in the middle of the night. Oh my God, what is the meaning?

What is the meaning? What is the reason? It had multiple meanings and it wasn't all that great. Yeah. And I was just like, I'm going to go back to sleep because this wasn't the answer that I wanted. I wanted to be like, you're amazing. I had a dream about you last night. It was pretty boring. Hannah, I had a dream about you. Were we chilling in our dreams? I texted you about it. Oh my God, you did? Which is fucking crazy that you said that to me because last night I had a... Basically, guys, I've been doing stand-up on the road like my hour for a long, long time.

As in like eight months. And I'm like, I'm like feeling a special coming on in my gut.

Dude, and I texted Hannah literally yesterday morning. And I am not going to lie. I've gone to multiple psychics and they all say the same thing. That if I wanted to be a psychic and I honed in on it, I could totally do it. And that I come from a line of witches. And I believe that. And I had a dream of you telling me that you got a Netflix special. And us being like, oh my God. That's crazy because yesterday I was literally talking to someone who has...

of how that would happen. Like I had that conversation. You're getting one. Mine is less cool. Okay. It was me and Sierra were at brunch and I guess we were not in New York and I was like, I missed my flight. Yeah.

I mean, that was literally just like last week. That was just a memory. Like we were having so much fun. And then I was like, 1230. That's my flight. And then, you know, when you're on your phone and like it won't load, like nothing's fucking loading and you're like, I need. And then it's like $800 to reschedule. So that was just an ad. What do you think about the like when you dream you're like your phone is with you every single day. It's a huge part of your life. But in your dream, your phone is never in your dream.

I have computers in my dream, like laptops. Like I'll, I'll be like, I'll try to go to the Wisconsin website to see my schedule. And I like can't type to see what class I'm supposed to be at. I've never had one electronic in a dream. I'm just like, I'm a tech nerd though. You know, I'm just like super tech nerd.

I did have a dream though recently and I woke up and I thought it was real and I actually got out of bed that someone knocked on my door and wrote me a note and was like, how dare you not recycle? And all my trash was outside my door. Was it Sierra? I don't know. Sierra did send us a text being like, it's Earth Week. Make sure you recycle extra.

So maybe that was it. I was like so nervous that I didn't recycle enough. When you're in a bad place, though, like dreams really are your subconscious. And I was exhausted this last week. I woke up one day and I was so tired. I'm PMSing. I miss Des. I miss Butter.

I miss my friends. And I was like, I had to do like five shows that night and I had a horrible dream. And you know, like you just can't get the dream off. Yeah. Like I like walked around and I still was feeling like the fucked upness from the dream. Yeah. And I started having a panic attack because I was like, mind, what's wrong with you? This is not a real dream. Why are you sad? Are you upset? And then I like called my friend. Who?

I called Cheech because she loves talking about anxiety with me. I was like, hello? Yeah, Craig is a real fucking asshole in my dreams always. Oh my God, that's interesting. It's interesting how people, well, it is classic to get mad at your significant other in the dream. Yeah, because they're just dicks. Okay, so what dope documentaries are you watching? Because I watched a show. Okay, well, I have to talk about it.

White Hot, the Abercrombie and Fitch documentary. Oh, yeah. So, hot take. I mean, I've watched a lot. It wasn't as good as I wanted it to be.

I could see that. There was no murders. There was no like real people getting in trouble. They're like, oh, Abercrombie and Fitch was fucked up. And I'm like, no shit. Right. Like it's not like anyone got sued. Yeah. Basically, the most fun part is the beginning when you remember what Abercrombie and Fitch was and they like show everything. But also Abercrombie and Fitch in my world.

I don't know. It wasn't necessarily like it was cool, but it didn't like make you or break you if you had Abercrombie or not.

What about you? Do you remember Abercrombie being like, only the cool kids wear Abercrombie? I remember telling my mom, if it's not Abercrombie and Fitch on Christmas morning, I don't want it. Wow. Well, then again, that's me. I had no idea what was going on in the fashion world. Like, Abercrombie and Fitch was the first time I ever bought a pair of tight jeans, like tight on my thighs. And I remember those jeans and I loved them.

I can still picture them. Like, I can still picture my first Abercrombie & Fitch outfit. And it was a denim mini skirt. And on the butt was, like, the classic Abercrombie, like, butt logo. But it was in pink sequins. And I fucking died for that skirt. I went to a school where we had to wear colored shirts and, like, the Abercrombie ones. We'd wear the colored shirt with a tank top underneath, like, a different color. Remember when people would wear double...

collared shirts like that was a thing those men are in jail now um that was wild that was also like are you not popped popped collars oh my god it was horrible i remember i did tell my mom i was like if i win this match can you buy me a lacoste shirt and that was like a huge deal it was like 80 bucks yeah yeah lacoste was a huge deal lacoste i thought lacoste was cooler than abercrombie

But long story short... So basically, it's super homoerotic. Basically, the guy who ran it was gay. The photographer was gay. And then you have all the douchey guys being like, yeah, I'm so cool, I'm in a frat. But the male models, they definitely took advantage of. I have heard that the photographer...

Like, because when I was a child model, all I wanted was to be in the Abercrombie and Fitch ads. You're like, fuck you, limited to. And I went, I remember I went for one audition for it. And I just, I looked nothing like the girls that were like going in for it. Like, I'd be honest, you're a little too cultured. You're Italian. You like, yeah, like I didn't, I wanted blonde. Everyone was blonde. Everyone was blonde.

Yeah, so the controversy is they wanted all American, but all American to them was literally just looking like you grew up on a cow farm. Yeah, like I didn't... I was... Everyone was blonde. Everyone was blonde. And I wasn't tall enough. And I remember going to it. And I remember...

being so upset about it and then years later like meeting a guy who had like modeled for Abercrombie and Fitch and being like it was the worst experience modeling experience ever like the photographer was so creepy and like he definitely slept with all of the guys so overall Abercrombie I highly recommend it but like you're gonna be like yeah no shit there are certain things that you buy every single summer sandals sunscreens snacks

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Okay, then on the flight, I did watch Jane Goodall's documentary, which was lit. Someone in my fourth grade class dressed up as her to do a book report and I'll never forget it. Jane Goodall, that shit was wild.

She was a pioneer. I mean, no one was doing what Jane Goodall was out here doing. This is a name that like you kind of think you know what she did, but 26, they gave her six months. She had no experience. They're like, we want someone who's unbiased, not a scientist. Oh my God, she was 26? 26, just throw her in Africa.

And she, for five months, just sat there and watched monkeys run away from her. And she's like, it wasn't working. Whenever I'd see them, they'd run away. And then one day, I think she realized they like bananas. Wait, did Jane Goodall start the banana thing with monkeys? The whole slip on a banana peel? That was Jane Goodall. Yeah.

Is Jane Goodall still alive? Or is she like a Brene Brown that I like randomly think is like old and dead? I think she's still alive, but she's definitely old. Okay. But people also weren't respecting her because she was like blonde, beautiful, long legs. And these chimpanzees, it's crazy. They start to accept her. And she's like playing with them. And she starts learning so much about them because there was zero information about chimpanzees. And she basically goes crazy.

Everyone thought humans were the only ones that could make tools. That's what like made us cool. And she watched them make tools to like eat ants. And she's like, Newsflash, chimps can make tools too. And everyone started freaking out. What streaming platform is this on?

national geographic okay wow we are getting old we are getting old you guys get a subscription it's fucking crazy over there but then they said remember when you were little and your dad would put on national geographic and you'd be like in your head you'd be like what the fuck now i said nickelodeon just put on national geographic and let me sit here in peace no more noises

But then they send this guy to take photos because they don't believe her. I can't see butter. Just butters? No, it actually looks like a snake. Why is she doing that with her tail? When cats are happy, they just let their tail flow around. It's like an extension of their personality. Like when their tail is moving like that, it means like she loves the sound of my voice. We're vibing. Your wire is like going crazy. Oh shit, sorry. Can you hear that?

it's okay people won't be able to hear it in the recording wow we'll make it we'll make it through this so long story short they send this guy i forget his name not relevant we're decentering men from our lives right and she doesn't like him at first because he chain smokes and then they fall in love and get married and have a baby that they raise in c be open be open to your manifestations

I do have to say, though, I'm like, really? Like, have you just not been? This is like a work crush. I feel like he's the only one that isn't really hairy and stuffing his face with bananas the whole time. He's the only one that could speak to you. I feel like this is a work crush, Jane. And then Jane married a monkey. But they end up getting divorced because he was the only option. But the kid was raised in, like, Africa, right?

And her name is Katie Heron. Katie Heron. It's Katie. It's spelled C-A-D-Y, but it's Katie. Yeah, I'm going to call you Katie. This kid, they do a whole thing about him. He can like do the sound of every animal. She's like, do a zebra. And he's like, and she's like, okay, now do a giraffe. And he's like, well, I don't even know what a giraffe fucking sounds like. This kid could have done anything. I know, true. We'd be like, that fucking kid's a genius. He was like, eee-wee.

You're like, that's an ambulance. But okay, I think he knows what he's doing. So anyway, I highly recommend watching that. What did you watch? Oh my God. Okay. So I got home from that wedding at like 6 p.m. Whatever. I got on my couch. I fell right to sleep. Slept till midnight. And I was like, I just fucked myself. So I was up all night. There's like nothing on. There's nothing on right now. So it was on Netflix. Yeah.

And there's this new show called The Anatomy of a Scandal. And it was only six episodes. I watched all six episodes. Sienna Miller is like the main person. And it's basically about her husband that gets in trouble for having an affair. And then just like realizing that her husband is a fucking asshole because she like believes him the whole time about like this affair and like all the things she's saying. And then it's good. It's good to like have on –

Where it's like, I'm kind of invested in this, but there's also nothing to watch. So I'm going to watch this, but I don't really care about it. And so I watch that. And I also watch The Ultimatum. Did you watch that? I'm triggered by that stuff now. No, it really, they all need therapy. And they're also all like 23. And I'm like, none of you are getting married. Bye. Also, who was like, you know what would make this better? If we fought on TV. Yeah.

Yeah, like maybe, right? Like I could have never sat there and watched my boyfriend go live with someone else. Like I get it. Obviously, we should break up. You want to bang another girl. Yeah, and obviously like if you want to be on a reality show, like that's cool. We've done it. We're there. But are there not better ones? We're living. Not really. We're surviving. Like it's happened. We did it. I'm in like so much debt from therapy, but...

Of all the reality shows, you're going to pick the one? It's funny because it's true. But you're really going to pick the one that shows you a significant other relationship fall apart? Why don't you fucking...

I don't know. I just couldn't imagine like convincing my boyfriend. The same with like Temptation Island. You know, like imagine having that conversation with your significant other. Like, okay, here's an idea. We go to this island. We see if we want to fuck other people. If we don't, we stay together. And if we do, like oopsies. Oopsie poopsies. It is an early 20s thing though where you're like, let's do something crazy and like we'll fucking fight.

If you're in your early 20s and you're in a relationship and you're thinking about sleeping with someone else, it's because you want to sleep with someone else and that's okay. And you should break up and you should go sleep with someone else. And that...

is something Brene Brown would say. I'm going to end with one more thing. I forgot. My mom is such a savage. She calls me and she's like, you guys need to talk about this on Giggly Squad. She just watched a show with these like Japanese kids who have to run errands.

I saw the commercial for this on Netflix. She said it was so fucking good. And she starts dying laughing. And she goes, these kids do errands that you could never do. And I'm like, okay, okay. I didn't ask to be attacked right now before 11 a.m. And I also heard that like Japanese reality shows are so insane that they put like our reality shows. Like they're like child's play. Like,

I heard they're so good. Wait, now I'm going to watch it because I was like, I was like scared to put it on. I was like, I feel like this is going to be like heart wrenching because there's like a two year old crying in the trailer for it. Like, I don't want to go to the store by myself. And I'm like, oh, I don't either. I get it. Yeah, girl, I get it. I could barely fucking write a check. Maybe we'll learn something from the show. They're like doing our taxes. Yeah.

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