Giggling about Puerto Rico, punks, and girding your loins
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I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my Gs? Oh, that's a good one. What's up, G to the I to the G? You know what came to my head the other night? You know how, like... Your head or your brain? You know, like when we do our thing, you know, like when we take showers and we get into, like, our fake fights with people?

Yeah. I started laughing to myself in the shower because this popped into my brain as in like a comeback. And I was like, Paige, if you ever said that, one, it would be hilarious. And two, it would be so dumb. People would be like, what? One day I just want to be like, you know what? G's moving silent like lasagna. Yeah.

Wait. I was like, cancel that and fight because I'll automatically lose. But like I had it. G's move in silence? Like lasagna. So you're calling yourself a G? Yeah. Who moves in silence. Yeah. It was like in a fake fight with someone being like, I don't know. No, Paige, you don't use that in a fight. That's your new Instagram bio. Because I've never heard something more perfect for you. I don't know why. I don't know why.

Because it involves lasagna and saying something stupid Anywho Hannah, how are you? You're away, I'm a patient Y'all, I'm in Puerto Rico Puerto Rico How is it? Someone made fun of me for how I said it I'm pretty sure that's how you say it, Puerto Rico Yeah I'm in Old San Juan Okay

Have you ever been? I've never been to Puerto Rico, no. It's very, very beautiful. I am eating my way through this damn country. I was just gonna say, I bet you're obsessed with the food. I am eating my plantains fried, my plantains mashed, my plantains grilled, my plantains smashed, my plantains on my plantains. I'm eating all the plantains. I don't think I've ever had a plantain. Yeah. Do you know what a plantain is? Is it yellow?

It's like those like flat yellow things. Yeah, I don't know if I've ever had one. It's a banana. Got it.

Yeah. And it becomes flat. Maybe I have had that. You definitely have. Yeah, I definitely have. But they're fucking great. I love just eating new like new foods, new flavors. Yeah, their stuff is so good. And also the music here is so good. Like reggaeton is just bumping everywhere. So you're just like walking and then you're just feeling yourself next minute. Like your booty just starts popping. Oh, I need to go to the beach. Yeah, the beach is beyond beautiful. The water is gorgeous. And there's like no fucking shells anywhere.

Because that's the worst when you just like are having, you're having a paradise type day and then you just slit your foot and it's a murder scene. Yeah. And like I hate beaches that have like pebbles and rocks. No. It's like flower. Yeah. The sand. It's gorgeous. And then there's like pina coladas everywhere. I had a pina colada in a pineapple. Oh my God. See, I'm more of like a strawberry daiquiri girl.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. They can make that for you. Thank you. They can make that for you. Also, I'm a little worried about today. Why? Des wants to go to the rainforest. Hmm. Are you going to do like that? I was just going to say slip and slide. Okay.

are you gonna do what's that thing that you hold on no i'm not fucking with that no what is that called though you know what i'm talking about yeah shit we need the gigglers on live to tell us what it is the hang glider hang gliding yeah it's not it's not hang gliding but that's but we know what we're talking about yeah it's the thing i'm like the room yeah i don't fuck with that like i'll take risks like i'll go on podcasts and you know

hundreds of thousand people listen and i'll just say random shit will not go on one of those things yeah i don't have like an adrenaline part of my personality i get enough adrenaline from my daily high functioning anxiety i don't need to spike it up with that shit of like near-death experiences but i'm worried because he was like i want to go to the rainforest and that feels like camping to me yeah

And you know, we don't camp. No. Why would we camp? I've never. And I was like, I was like, sure. Like if you set it up, I'm like, how's he going to fucking set up a rainforest visit? Like that sounds really difficult. Yeah. Motherfucker set it up. Motherfucker is like, these are our stop points. I rented a car, all this shit. And I was like. You're going by yourself. It's just you two.

Yeah, we're just exploring the rainforest. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Turn your location on. Because... Please just turn your location on for the day so I can just see...

I was like, why would you go to a forest that's raining? I thought you were going on some type of tour. You know, where someone's like, this is the rainforest. So we were at this restaurant and we asked, the best thing is just to ask the locals, what should you do? And she was like, don't pay for one of those tours. It's not worth it. Just go to these places in the rainforest. And I was like, why? And he's like, this is the kind of vacation I love. Just figure it out as we go. And I'm like, I'm scared.

Nobody talks enough about real compatibility. And that's vacationing together. That's vacationing. You're so right. There are two things we're struggling with. One, motherfuckers up at 6 a.m. No. Wants to get the day started. Two...

Yeah, he doesn't get tired either. It's like, I just want to sleep and eat. I eat and I sleep and I eat and I sleep. And vacations are like very like go, go, go. So we're dealing with that. But I've been drinking coffee. I never drink coffee. I'm drinking coffee to keep up with him. Oh my God, Hannah, you love this man.

You literally love this man. I love pimples and coffee now. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen. I feel like I have legitimately broken up with people because I was like, we're not compatible on vacation. Well, some people like they're really good on vacation, but I will say we have the same taste in like we love trying new food. So we'll just like be driving and I'll be like, what the fuck's that restaurant? And he'll be like, oh, that looks cool. And I'll just turn in and try some food. I love that. Yeah.

We are getting very, very, very fat is what I'm trying to say. But it's like love rules and they hit different when it's from love. So we just like cuddle together. That does hit different. But it is great because he passes out at like nine and then I have the remote control. Oh, so you guys are going to be together forever.

But yeah, I'll keep you posted on the rainforest. Also, this is fucking crazy. So, you know, I was working with Southampton Animal Shelter. I was volunteering every week. We love Southampton Animal Shelter. If you're Long Island or New York and you want to get a pet, I fuck with them so hard. They're amazing. So the way a lot of these shelters get animals is they'll get local animals that are stray or like someone gave them up. It's terrible. But they also work with

and sanctuaries in the South, the Caribbean, and Puerto Rico. So I posted on my Instagram, I'm in Puerto Rico. And...

they hit me up and they were like, "Hey, we know you work with Southampton Animal Shelter. We're the rescue. It's a pet sanctuary in Puerto Rico." And they were like, "Do you wanna come by and see all the animals?" And I was like, "This is my literal dream." - Wait, Hannah, that's so like, first of all, what a change of pace for you that you just now go to animal sanctuaries when you were like such a, you were a one cat woman, a one cat woman.

Let's just say Butter's not happy about this. But I spoke to Butter and I said, you are a spoiled bitch. You have everything. And these animals need my help. Okay? So why don't you stop thinking about yourself for a second? And she said she understood. But she's like, you know, knocks my drink off the table. I want to babysit Butter one day. Well, you could babysit her all week. We should have arranged that to see if I really want a cat. Would she have snuggled with me? I've seen...

no oh she wouldn't have fucked with you no not at all no but you can respect that right yeah no i can respect that no for sure we love a girl who's boundaries and but there's so many kittens that i'm like oh my god i need to just like take it and put it in page's apartment just so she falls in love with it but the crazy thing is is that these animals are

They had three mother dogs with puppies. So you know like one puppy you freak out? I saw 15 puppies yesterday. No, it's too much. I saw 15 puppies. And then they have the dogs and they have the kittens and I was posting all about it. And then they go, do you want to bring some animals back to Southampton? What? I was like, wait, what?

And they were like, we can give you like two carry-ons and you're allowed to put a pet in each one if they're under 20 pounds. And I was like, am I saving pets' lives out here? Wait. So have you just completely pivoted to now just helping every animal find a home? I'm an animal rescuer now. You're Jane Goodall. I'm Jane Goodall.

Who said again? What did she do? She saved like monkeys or something. She talked to monkeys. I'm Paw Patrol. I am saving animals left and right. But it was funny because someone messaged me on Instagram. They were like, wait, so you and Des went all the way to Puerto Rico to be on the beach to go to animal shelters. To literally do the exact same thing you're doing there. Exactly what you do. And I said, you found a volleyball team. Why are you attacking me? I know you started a volleyball league. I said, worry about your own damn life, bitch.

So, but Paige, like, realistically, I'm not going to lie. I've had moments in this, you know, we've all had a hard year. Yeah. Very emotional year. And I've been like, do I start a kitten sanctuary in Puerto Rico? But then you'd have to move to Puerto Rico.

Does that sound that terrible? Hannah, you can't move to Puerto Rico. Okay. I understand that you're having fun on vacation, but I feel like there is that like every time you go on vacation with a guy, I mean, you're, it's different for you because you're engaged obviously, but like there's always that conversation. Like what if we just moved here? You know, like how crazy would that be? What if we just, what if we just didn't go back?

Well, that's the thing. It's like the Bachelor effect where you see it in the most like...

beautiful areas and have the most fun and then you're just like we should live here yeah i totally get it but anyway puerto rico is beautiful and we also are in old san juan so there's san juan and then old san juan which is a little ageist in my opinion yeah a little rude however a little ageism going on it's basically an old colonial city i didn't know what colonial meant i asked as he explained it i didn't listen but it's like there's history there

He was like his journey. There's a colonial woman on the wing of the plane. I was like Colonel Sanders. Anyway, so we are churning butter. I don't know what you're talking about. But it's all these like old buildings with all these like bright colors and it's just beautiful and it's just this poppin city and it's gorgeous and yeah, it's lit. Yeah, I've never been. I would definitely love to go. Where's the next place you want to travel?

That I've never been to. Yeah. Okay. I have, and my friends go every single summer and every single summer I don't go with them. I want to go to Mykonos so badly. Okay.

because one i want to wear all white you're literally in the hamptons in the summer yeah but it's different it's different i've never been to greece and i really really want to go to greece i feel like i would love it good because it's like italian olives the whole time i just want to eat olives

I want to go to Greece too. There's just always Lindsay Lohan running around like swirling her hair. Yeah, that's what I envision. But one of my best girlfriends, she is 100% Greek, like speaks Greek. Her family lives in Greece. And she goes for like months at a time. And her Instagram stories when she's there, it's just like...

It literally just looks like she's back in time, like dirt roads. And like the other day she posted and there was a traffic jam and it was just goats, just goats were crossing the road. And she was like, I hate when I get in a traffic jam. And I'm like, this is just, I just want to live in this life. Like I don't want a cell phone. I don't want TV. I want to like make bread. Okay. So now you understand why he wanted to start a sanctuary and a plantain farm.

No, I know. I get it. I totally get it. Oh, my God. What? Wait. So I like, you know how like I update the girls on like the dumb shit that I'm doing? Yeah. I have a few updates. So I was on TikTok and this girl ordered these like Japanese foot patches. Okay. Okay.

And so I didn't even watch the rest of the video. I went on Amazon and I ordered them. And then I watched the video. It's supposed to, first of all, I believe in anything that comes from Japan, like any skincare or like holistic, anything that's Japanese. I think it fucking works. I used to use these face masks that had like snail something in them. And I'm telling you, they were the best face masks ever. Do they have frog poison? Yeah.

Probably. Yeah. They had like so much shit in it that I was just like, I don't even care. Everybody who I know who's Japanese has the best skin ever. So I'm using it. So anyway, so there are these like Japanese foot patches and it's supposed to be like you stick it on the bottom of your feet and it's supposed to draw out toxins from your body from the bottom of your foot and you wake up in the morning and the patch is black. So

So I've been doing it every single night. You're supposed to do it until the patches aren't as dark. So I've been doing it. I woke up the first morning and I was like, I feel amazing. I think that this is really working. Like I never wake up in the morning and I'm like a fresh butterfly. Yeah, I feel like the worst I've ever felt in my life every morning. Then I was looking online. I was like, do these really work?

Every single article was like, you're wasting your money. There's no scientific evidence. We tested the patches. There's no toxins. It's literally your foot sweating and turning the patches black. I called one of my girlfriends who also loves this bullshit. And she goes, I don't believe the internet. And I think even if it is a placebo, I think it fucking works. And I was like, okay, I knew you were going to say that. Are your feet like hot at night? Yeah.

Or just naturally sweats a little. No, but like your feet like naturally sweat a little. But I don't care. I love them. And I use them. So are they now clear? Or are they still dark? Okay, so last night was my third night of doing it. And they weren't as dark. Okay, so what is the name of this? And we'll do a swipe up on our Giggly Squad Instagram. Follow us there for all the goods. I have to look at what the name of it is.

But when this pod comes out, I promise I will post it. You're like, guys, this is going to change your life. Don't remember what it is, but it will. It'll change your life. No, I seriously do think they work. And even if they don't work and it's a placebo effect, I don't care. I wake up and I feel like I'm as fresh as a butterfly. That's great. Yeah, because I'm one of those people that I don't know how people have morning routines. Like my morning routine is just like

pretending the world is not happening until i'm forced to get up that's how i feel and also like i don't know if it was when i started birth control that if it was like some weird side effect that i was like so tired for like the first couple of weeks also sorry this is for the girls have you ever seen my boobs this big huge no no huge oh my god i

I know. And I've literally put them away. I've FaceTimed every single one of my friends and been like, do you want to see my boobs? They've been like, I guess. Do you know how many times I've called my mom and been like, mom,

I'm gonna show you my boobs. They're insane right now. And like she's usually like, okay, Paige, yup, they're, oh my God, they look so big. And then the other day she was on FaceTime with me and she goes, your boobs? I go, no, I know, I'm a full woman.

I'm a full woman. I'll take the side effects because these babies are out for the summer. I had a friend who got a boob job and she sent a full photo of her boobs to everyone who's ever met her. Yeah. But it's like if you're going to pay for that, like show them off and good for her. A thousand percent. A hundred percent. I literally I will take any side effect that this birth control is giving me because I'm obsessed with them. I've never had boobs before.

I feel like you have the next thing is you have to name them. Like I told you, Portia named her boobs Coco and Chanel. I know. I need to see what they're like in the sunlight, in the daytime. And hug all summer. I need to see what's going on. Also, quick question for you because we all live and die by your Instagram posts. What is the next thing Paige is going to wear?

You wore a thumb ring in your last photo. And I feel like you never told me about that before. I felt kind of blindsided. Are girls wearing rings on their thumb? Did you join the mafia? What's happening? Okay, so I'll give you the backstory on it. My fingers are so fucking skinny and like, whatever.

We've all seen them. We all know about it. I have alien fingers. Here we are. So when I order rings, if I order a pack of rings and there's like six in the pack or whatever, usually only like two are going to fit like this.

The normal three fingers that I'm going to put rings on. So I usually have another one that's like bigger and it only fits on my thumb. So that's why I wear thumb rings. It's not like a trendy conscious decision. It's just where it fits. It's funny because I actually I'm going to drop a name, but I met Pete Davidson's stylist two weeks ago.

She's so fucking cool. And she was wearing this like vintage gold thumb ring. So you're just on trend and you don't even know it. I love when life imitates art. But it's so funny because I have the same experience where only two of the rings will fit my sausage fingers. However, it's because they're too fucking small. So maybe we just, when we order. We'll collab. We'll do a remix. My fucking. And it's like you start wearing pinky rings. You're like, this is all that fits me right now. I know.

Paige, when you posted that photo of your hand, I felt so fucking personally attacked. Like, honestly, like, I don't get jealous of a lot of things. But when you post your hand, I'm just like, we need more finger diversity. This is fucking finger shaming at this point. This is, I was like, did you facetune your fingers, bitch? I'm going to start posting workouts. Because no one's fingers are fucking skinny.

I'm going to start posting workouts for your finger like on my Instagram. Like, okay, guys, this is what I do twice a week. And I just I go like this. Do you also some something that I think I'm going to try? Yeah, I think I'm done with my square nails. Okay, it's funny. I think I'm going to start having them shape them. Yeah, I'm going to start having them shape of oval. Why did you do squares before?

It's just the easiest. I just think it's the easiest for them to grow out and square. I feel like things, though, might get stuck on the edges and they could get pointy and you could hurt people if they're square. I mean, I think it's going to be a process because my nails aren't that long right now. And I feel like they have to be really long to have a good oval. That's why so many girls that you see that have a good oval shape, their nails are fake. Yeah, they get the tips. So I'm going to really...

I'm doing a real transition period. Oh, wow. Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay. Yeah. So, gird your loins because I'm literally starting a whole new me. Did you just say gird your loins? That's amazing. It's from the Devil Wears Prada. Gird your loins. I don't know what it actually means. I don't know, but I need to gird a loin right now. Also, one of your friends...

When we were at Gloss Lab, which is amazing, everyone should get their nails at a Gloss Lab. Yeah. Oh my God, I fucking love it there. I was talking to her and I was like, what color should I get? Like, I feel like I always panic when I see all the colors and I panic and I pick the worst color always. Or it looks good on the nail or in the nail polish, but not on the hand. And she goes, yeah, I just pick colors that I would wear on my face.

And I was like, what do you mean? And she was like, whatever makeup colors look good on my face. Think about it. Like nudes, like shimmery, like just colors. Like a pale pink. A pale pink or a red. And she's like. Interesting. If blues or greens like don't look good on your face, don't wear it on your nails. And she was like, so it's a lot of like natural colors that I put on my nails. Very, very interesting. Yeah.

Do you agree? I don't know if I believe that. No. So you're calling your friend a fucking liar. A liar. She's a liar. And a fraud. She's not my friend.

No, I mean it does kind of make sense but like sometimes I want to do like neon, you know And I'm not gonna wear neon, you know neon like highlighter color is really yeah, and I just said dope. Yes I said it. I know it's what the LA girls say. I tried it out It felt a little weird, but I said it we're gonna do some pep talk time I posted on the Instagram and I was like, yo, I want some more advice and I said I want wild advice questions and

The gigglers did really well. The gigglers did well. They always do. Oh, my God. They legitimately always do. Okay. Do penises have a distinctive smell? Girl tried to tell me they do this weekend. I've never noticed. This is funny because I just envisioned this girl like in the bathroom just like talking being like, you know, penises have a distinct smell and something like what? Yeah. Okay. That girl's boyfriend has an STD. And...

She needs to help him. It's true, though. If a guy has a yeast infection, it's going to have a smell. It's just like vagina's. I personally think that when guys sweat, they have a distinctive smell to themselves. So like if he has sweaty balls, it might smell a little. But I don't think there's a... I would never smell something and be like, that's penis. Our first candle, Hannah. Wait. It has to be. It has to be.

Wait, what did Gwen with Paltrow call hers? This smells like my vagina. Orgasm? Okay, this is distinctive penis. Travis Barker has one that says, this smells like Kourtney's orgasm. Okay, we're going to get a candle that says distinctive penis smell. And it's going to smell fucking good. Wait, Paige, do you think penises have distinctive smells? No, not in my experience. Not in my humble opinion.

Not in my lifelong journey with them. Also, yeah, you don't like... I've never directly looked at one. And I certainly always am holding my breath. I was about to say, I've never gone down there and be like, let me take in this full experience. I've got to puke up my nose. I've never once been like...

yeah that's good just snorted the distinctive along your shaft something that runs through my oh i'm awake now oh yeah that hit right um that actually i have that actually is vile i have done this and i feel like you've done this too have you ever just like smelled his armpit straight up and liked it yeah

It's called Fairmont. It's not like... It's not that I've been like, let me smell your armpit. It's more when you're with a guy and... Like, okay. I was talking to this guy at some point and I was just like, fuck. I think I really like this guy. And then one day he was like in my apartment or something or he was working at... I don't know. He was sweating. And I was like still hugged him. I was like hugging him and I was like, damn. I'm like...

I don't care that you're so sweaty and I don't think that you smell like I like this smell like I would hug you all day. But then I've had boyfriends who have been sweaty and I've been like, if you even look in my general direction, I'll be able to smell you and you're and I can't. Yeah. Yeah. I do think that when you don't really don't like the smell of someone's breath, they're not right for you.

Yeah, like in the morning when you wake up, if their breath is so bad and that you can't do it, you don't like them. Because I have made out full makeout sessions like in the morning. I'm like, I don't give a shit. I'm obsessed with you. There is a theory and I want the same. I want scientists to figure it out. I want them to do a test of like,

Your natural smells are like your breath and someone else's like breath and I think there's a compatibility like either your natural smells are similar or there's some kind of like acid like acidic and whatever combination I just think that there's they say if you don't wear deodorant that you'll like fall in love with the right person and

That's crazy. You guys, if you're like, oh no, it's not my person. They have bad breath in the morning. I didn't say they don't have bad breath. Like I know when my person, their breath is not fresh. It's that you're not disgusted by it. And you're like, oh, that's him. And like, you know, when like you have different boyfriends and then, and maybe you don't see them for a while or like you hang, whatever, they have a smell and you're like, and then you see them and you're like, oh, I'm like, I missed your smell.

And I can think of certain boyfriends and immediately remember their smell. One of my worst boyfriends, we hate him. He left his shirt and it was like months later and I smelled his shirt and I legit got nauseous.

Like I was rejecting his smell. Yeah. I've been at like bars before and have smelled like ex-boyfriends cologne and been like, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving because that just triggered me and I'm leaving. Calling the police and then leaving. I'm ruining the party for all you fuckers. Okay, this is a wild one. Paco Rabanne, I'll see you in court. Okay? Fuck off. This one guy wore Old Spice and he like ruined it for me forever. Anyway.

Are you guys more of an OG Britney, Christina, or Pink fan from back in the day? Oh, so fucking easy. Let's marry, fuck, kill Britney, Christina, or Pink. I'm killing Pink. I'm marrying Britney, and I'm fucking Christina. Wow. I was never a huge Pink fan when I was younger. Well, her album, Misunderstood, was everything. Yeah, I'm in classic. Yeah. No, God is a DJ. You know what else?

You know who else? Kelly Clarkson. I was never a huge Kelly Clarkson fan. Now, I fucking love her. I would die for Kelly Clarkson. Her old shit? No, right now. No present day. Oh, yeah. Kelly's a true icon. Yeah, I just love her. I mean, I feel like those highlights will go down in history as one of the greatest beauty moves ever. And her voice is incredible. This is my thing. This is why this is hard for me.

When I was younger, I was team Christina. Interesting. I thought she had a way better voice. I thought she was just like more depth. I just thought she was cooler. I didn't want to jump on the Britney bandwagon. Fast forward...

I think I'm all Britney. Like Christina, I didn't, I guess I didn't like love her personality of what I've seen. Obviously I don't know her. I do think, I do think though, Christina has the best voice of all three of them. Agreed. Then I also love pink.

and everything she represents. However, she got really into like scaling buildings in her performances and she kind of lost me with it. - Oh, right. - You know, she does like the aerial stuff. - I do. - Which is great for her. I didn't connect to it. - I watched like a thing on, this is years ago, but I remembered it. Remember it was like, what did VH1 do like behind the- - Behind the music. - Behind the music. - Yup, so good. - I watched one of hers and then, and I had started liking her after that. Like I like her relationship

with her husband and like it seems like she's a really good mom yeah hot take corey hart is the hotter version of travis barker i said it i knew you were gonna say that i knew you were gonna say that i said it sorry i said it i think he's the og like he's yeah he's so fucking hot he takes motorcycles and like soars through the like air i don't know i don't know i didn't do my research but he's like you know who i think about a you know who i think about a lot who

Ryan Sheckler. So fucking hot. But wait, he's the guy with like the blue eyes and like the skateboarder who's, where is he? Cause I know he chugs on him.

I don't know. But I feel like he's one of those. I used to be obsessed with that show. I checked on him. I did check on him recently. He's one of those guys that was like super cute when he was like 19. But then he kind of just looks like a 19 year old still who like aged weirdly. Isn't he bald now? I'm Googling him. Yeah, Google him. I used to be so obsessed with him. He's not bald, but he's not. He has he's like made to be a 19 year old is what is my opinion. It's my opinion.

Yeah. Yeah. So my hair is wild. But I think about him an odd amount of times during the week. What's Ryan Sheckler doing? You know, you remember when BMX was cool for a second and we like like Tony Hawk and stuff. I was never allowed to. Allowed to what? I wasn't actually doing it. I was just watching TV like the X Games.

My mom had this theory. I wonder at what age I'll stop being scared of my mom. But my mom had this theory that if you rode a skateboard, you were a punk. Like you smoke cigarettes. Yeah.

And like, I just remember whenever my mom would use the word punk, I would get so mad. She'd be like, no, you're not going and hanging out with them. They're a bunch of punks. And I'm like, mom, they're not. You don't even know that. She's like, they ride skateboards and they ride around the neighborhood and you're not going. And I'd be like, oh my God. They're busy riding.

Riding their little bicycles Instead of doing their math homework Those darn punks I love how she's just like Bullying these nine year olds She's like fucking punks There would be like dirt There would be like dirt hills That like kids in my neighborhood Would like go ride their bikes on And I'd be like mom can I like go And she'd be like no No I mean now that I think about it They were probably like smoking weed And like cigarettes And I would have gone down a wrong path But I was like I just want to like Go on the hill Okay question Did she let you get a razor scooter?

Of course. How bad did those things hurt your shin when they would like spin around and just get you right in the bone? I feel like my brother and I escalated to just like throwing the whole scooter at each other. They were so good to fight with.

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And his friends Stop talking to him For two months I've never been my Loser Also further fucking more What Is skateboarding Cause I'm pretty sure You just go on the skateboard And then Fling your body Up in the air And fall Yeah You just hurl your body I've watched

You just have to have no fear. This is like our slightly different high school experience. After school, we would go to Columbus Circle. And you know that fountain right by the park? We would just sit on the fountain. There'd just be weird characters and a bunch of kids showing off their skateboard moves. Never saw someone land one move. Not one. Not one time. And they fling. Sometimes they fall. And then they kind of get up a little annoyed. And they do that 400 times.

It's so funny because I walked by a group of kids the other day. Now thinking about it, they were probably older than I thought.

thought they were i don't know no i don't know whatever i think they were like 12 and 13 but they were doing all these skateboard moves on oh my god this is like it was one of those moments where i was like damn i'm fucking old they were doing all these skateboard moves like on the street and like filming it with tiktok and they had their trash was all over the sidewalk they had like dunkin donuts bags and they were just like throwing their trash and i'm walking by and i was like oh

Was it like part of the aesthetic? No, I was just like, these fucking kids, like throw your fucking garbage out. And then I like rounded the corner and I was like, oh my God, I'm like, yeah, literally.

I was like, I get it. I was like, mom, you're right. They're smoking weed. They're smoking cigarettes on their skateboards. Punks. It's funny because Ali Wong, if you guys haven't listened to her or watched her special on Netflix, it's amazing. She talks about dating skateboarders. And I feel like there's a different like skateboarders in L.A. because she's from L.A.

are like a little better because they have like venice beach where you're like like in new york what are you doing like falling down the subway steps like what do you yeah so she was talking about she dated skateboarders a lot and how they would just have like air mattresses and the amount of guys she'd sleep with so guys i've never fucked with a skateboarder me neither but if you're thinking about it don't just make sure yeah lesson just my mom will think you're a punk and you don't want you'll be a punk by association

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Hannah Hannah read it again an avocado cucumber salad to share he asked you to dinner and then two rounds of drinks and then what the date was over yeah and that's a dinner date so there's two things happening either no there's three things happening either he's we're suing him very cheap or he's on a diet and vegan and vegan and

Or he's trying to get you blackout. Oh, wow. I didn't even think of the last one. I mean, two rounds of drinks with a cucumber? Are you kidding me? A cucumber is a part of the drink. It's water. Oh, I also saw on TikTok that if you put cucumbers in the freezer and then rub it on your skin. So I have a cucumber chilling in the freezer right now. I'll let you know. Anywho, back to this. Did you cut it up? I would...

No. Oh, yeah. You cut it in half so the inside gets frozen and then you rub that. Because you could hurt someone with that. It's a club. If someone in Home Invasion, Home Invasion, just throw a frozen cucumber at his head. It's good for your skin too. It can break your skull. But it's good for your skin.

If I ever had a guy come over and I just pulled a cucumber out of the freezer, they'd be like, what kind of freak show are you? You go, turn around. I'm like, it's not what you think it's for. Bend over. Okay, so what would you do if a guy did this? What would you do?

I would write a strongly worded email afterwards. That is insane to me. First of all. You guys, if a guy does this to you, gird your loins. First of all. No, seriously. Gird your loins. Okay, this is an unpopular opinion. And I know that we're probably going to lose some listeners. But Hannah, I can't stay quiet anymore about it. What? I think avocado is fucking disgusting. I think.

It's a healthy fat. Have you put salt and pepper and lime on it with a little onion? I don't want to. Do you like guacamole? I don't want to. Yeah, that's the thing. I love guacamole, but I just, I think that avocado ruins a lot of really good sandwiches. Okay, that is a very valid point because the texture of it is like, okay, are you trying to be like a meat? Are you trying to be a sauce? What are you?

Sometimes when I put in eggs, it's a little too creamy. Do you understand? I'm trying to explain where you're coming from so the listeners don't get too upset about this. I don't know. You're putting me in a hard place. If there's avocado toast on the menu, I'm not getting it. I do have to say avocado toast is a fucking ripoff. How are you going to charge me $14 for one piece of toast? No one eats one piece. You always get two if you've ever been to a diner. It's two or four slices. One piece of toast...

With avocado smashed on it? Just the thought of avocados and cucumbers mixing around in the bowl. I can't, I can't get past it. And this guy, this guy had no money and he shouldn't have asked you out to dinner. And I would have just like kept ordering things. And don't see this guy again because that's so fucking weird.

That's so weird. Also... Then just ask me out for drinks. Then just ask me out for drinks. Yeah, because you probably didn't eat beforehand. Then you're cranky. Then you're not yourself. Yeah. Then you want a Snickers bar. I like when guys set the bar low. You know, the bar is so low for them already. But if they're like, let's go out to drinks. And then you're having a good time at drinks. And they're like, hey, are you hungry? Let's just go get dinner. Exactly. That's how you fucking play the first time you're hanging out. And then when you go to dinner, I want him to just order...

order at least two appetizers like just get the party started then i'm at least yeah yeah then then i'm marrying you then we're using that frozen cucumber my guy now that we're horny mary fuck kill oh elvis johnny depp and zach efron i'm killing johnny depp

Yeah he had like I feel like I don't know Him and Amber Heard Like I don't know Yeah I don't know No one knows No one knows But There was like poop I think I'm fucking Elvis He's so hot I think I'm fucking Elvis We're talking about like Elvis Presley right? What other Elvis? I don't know What other Elvis do you know? Elvis Duran in the morning show I feel like that was my whole high school life That's a very New York reference

a very niche radio show driving to high school i'd be like elvis duran on the morning show do the prank phone call i heard he's like the king of z100 like he has his own like corner office in the building i mean he should be and as he should as he should as he should as he should wait and then you're marrying zach efron yeah i fucking love zach efron did you see his recent photo where like it looked like he's fine are you sure it looked like he got jaw implants

Yeah, but then that but then recently another photo came out where and it he his face is back to normal So maybe something was going on you guys. Yeah, maybe I'm getting jaw implants Have you ever seen on Instagram these guys getting jaw implants and I hate to say it it makes them so hot But it really it makes guys so hot when they just get a thicker jawline Okay, so one time one time I was at a party and

One of my girlfriends was like talking to this guy and I just like went up to her and I was like, hey, like, do you want I don't know. I was like asking her. I was either like bringing her to the dance floor. We were going to get drinks. I don't know something that I was like ripping her away from this guy. And she was like, Paige, like, I'm talking to this guy. And I looked at her and I go, well, he has lip injection. So now make your decision.

And she goes, no, he doesn't. And I go, I know for a fact when I see a lip injection and this man has them. And so she went back and she's talking to him. I'm standing by the bar. She comes over and she goes, I think he has lip injections. I go, I know. You're welcome. That's like the guy on that Netflix show that's like exploring Florida.

whatever i still love him outer banks outer banks yeah i think he has lip injections but also i don't know everyone and their mom is getting lip injections now and i just don't think it's good i don't think it's good i i don't know i hate it's punk i think you're a punk if you get i do although i think you're punk punk there's just a lot of i do want to know i do want to feel what it feels like to kiss someone with lip injections so

You can literally kiss any girl in LA and you'll find out. Also, I am open to Botox. I feel like I feel like for sure I've moved on. Botox has been normalized. But like there's something about changing the shape of things that I get that I feel like is unhealthy for your mental health. But that just look, I'm going to tell you now. I'm going to tell you now at some point in my life, I'm going to get Botox and fillers. Let's just say that my DMs.

There are so many just dermatologists that are like, hey, if you want some Botox, like it's they're giving it out like candy. Yeah. And then I realized like I could totally see myself getting the chair being like, I'd love a facial and then being like, hey, you see that like line over here? Like we just give low. Dude, that's so crazy. I got an email literally yesterday.

last week of from some dermatology place being like hey like we can start doing your fillers if you want like it'll be you just have to like post this this and this on Instagram and like we'll give you all your fillers and I was like that is like a very big decision

Like, it's not like you just offered me some free skincare. Maybe they think you already get it and you know, like, what you need. Yeah. It was so nonchalant that I deleted the email because I was like, you guys are a bunch of punks. Absolutely out of my fucking inbox. What? I feel like we're going to have a shirt that just says punk on it. Punk.

I don't know, but it's great. I like forgot about that word. Makes me feel like Avril Lavigne. Okay. I'm going to say I'm going to fuck Johnny Depp because I don't know what's happening. Oh, wait, I forgot we were doing this. Yeah. But it's something freaky. Oh, Des just walked in. I'm fucking Johnny Depp. I'm like murdering Zac Efron because he's 5'6". And then, but he's adorable. But like, I just can't, I feel like he's the kind of guy that would break into song. Wait, no way.

Oh my god, you watched High School Musical one time. People aren't their past. No, he also was in that other musical about the circus. People love that movie. I fucking hated that movie. The showman? The Greatest Showman. I love that movie. Don't come for Avocado. I like Avocados and I like The Greatest Showman. I said it. Wow, we're different people. Also, I'm marrying Elvis because I think Elvis is the ultimate fuckboy and I...

Love it. And I just love low voices. I think low voices are hot. Zach is 5'8". So how dare you short him on those two inches? If you are. Okay. Well, he's 5'8". And that's adorable. And I. He's a keychain.

Sorry. Put him in your pocket. Put him in your pocket. He's adorable. I mean, would I? Okay, let's be honest. If Zac Efron was hitting on me at a bar and I was single. Yeah. Of course I'd fuck him, you guys. I'm not trying to like height shame right now. I just thought it was funny. Oh my God. This question's wild. Okay. Would you date someone who has been divorced twice? He's 37 now and I think he's the love of my life. Yeah. Does he have kids? Again, we don't know.

Okay. Oh, because if he has kids, then... Then I'm out. You're like, what? Dude, I'm not... I literally thought you were going to be like, did he cheat on them? Did he murder them? You go, does he have kids? Does he have little angels that were put onto this planet? Maybe. Don't care. I...

No. Oh my God, I cannot imagine you... I'm gonna get canceled. I cannot imagine you having someone else's kids. As a stepmom? No. Dude, I already know that I just could never do it because... They puke on your Prada? I just...

Ruin my satin shoes, why don't you? That was from Clueless, I had to say it. I just know that if I then married that man and had my own baby with him and then his child came around, there's no way I wouldn't be able to show favoritism to my child.

But I do think that love is a complicated thing and you will have a type of love for it. I love how we're talking about your unborn stepchild right now. I mean, I'm obviously talking about a bunch of bullshit that I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about and no idea what I would be like in this situation. And now I'm probably going to marry a man who's twice divorced with eight kids because God is just going to be like, I'm fucking punk. That's how the universe works. You're fucking punk.

Okay I think that's fine If he's like twice divorced I was asking Cause like Do you wanna deal With like two baby mamas But yeah You have to What's the situation Did he cheat on them Did he like I don't like that Also how rich is he Did they take all his money Cause I would love that Again

I don't love that. But like, it also could have been like, oh, I got married at like 21. We were married for like two years, whatever. Then I got married at like 30. We were married for four years. Like, I don't know. It could be so many different things. I do love a man who does change, like who doesn't stay in things he shouldn't be and who knows when things change.

make him unhappy. I also love a divorced man because I feel like they know so much about relationships and love. Like there is a positive, I don't want to generalize all divorced men, but like dating a divorced guy is smart sometimes. Would you rather date a guy who is like twice divorced? Yeah.

Maybe even three times or a guy who's never been in like a serious relationship. Twice divorced. Yeah, that's what I think. Because if you have never been in a serious relationship, you are dealing with some intimacy stuff. Relationships are mirrors. So you clearly have some stuff that you don't want to see within yourself. You're hiding from something you're running away from. I don't want to teach someone anything.

affection you know i don't want to teach someone monogamy you know you're so fucking right and if he's in two relationships that didn't work out it's like uh you're human 50 people get divorced like yeah let's let people make mistakes and then pivot we love a pivot and just don't be a punk married man shows interest in you what do you do plot to us he's also my boss help

Gird your loins! You absolutely gird your loins! You gird your loins and then you hand him a decease and desist and you say, if you come near me, I'll see you in court. Like, literally throw out every fucking saying. Deceased and desist.

Dude, I'm going to start having people sign NDAs. Like, I just, that's disgusting. Get the fuck out of my face. I mean, all I can say is grow your loins. You know what? Tell this girl to call us. We're showing up at the office. I mean, it's just...

And know for a second, any of these powerful men who are hitting on you while they're married or your boss or whatever, they are going to do the same thing if they ever were with you to other people. This is just showing their character. I hate to say it, but like you're not special. They're sick. Right. Like you're not the exception to the rule. Exactly. With that said, let's do some FPN. Let's go. Let's do some fucking front page news. Dude, what did you think of Ariana Grande's wedding dress?

As someone who is engaged. As someone who's knowledgeable about everything weddings now, because I got engaged for a second. I thought it was perfection.

I thought that the photos were so... Okay, I love the idea. So much of the wedding industry is so cheesy. And the way she did it, where it's just like her and him with these like flowers in this room. And it was so elegant. And then her hair was like different. I think her hair looks so good down, even though she really wears it. Her makeup was like... It looked like a wedding. Her body, she looked tall. And the back was so sexy. It was elegant. I thought it was perfect. I think...

I think it was iconic. She looked okay. First of all, the dress was Vera. I almost just said Vera Bradley. Real bitches. No Vera Bradley. The patterns were on fleek. Dude, if you didn't have a Vera Bradley duffel at your sleepover, you weren't, you got kicked out of the group. You weren't punk. You were punk. Do you think the punks had Vera Bradley? No, they were littering on the street.

It was Vera Wang. I think she looked like the epitome of one. Arguably, she's like one of the most famous people in, I would say, the world currently. I think she looked like the epitome of a rock star because like the dress was so elegant. She was so true to like her hairstyle, the bow. But there was still something like edgy about it.

And like the pictures were just so amazing. Like I just, I love her. And I just think everything about it was amazing. A lot of these celebrity weddings are like scary where like they do it at some castle in like Italy. And then there's like helicopters and it's craziness. And the photos are still kind of like corny and it just looks like almost gouty and just too much. We're like, this is minimalistic. And then the fact that she never like full on shows her guy's face. There's something so...

about that. I kind of love it. Yeah, just the fact that it's at her, their home in, their house is in Montecito, California. And like,

Only 20 people. It was probably the most romantic and elegant, just like dinner party of their family. And then they were like, you know what? And now we're married. Like, let's fucking do this. She's changing the wedding industry. I'm calling it right now. People are going to be like, I want photos like Ariana. I want like more. And everyone's already doing micro weddings. And I think they're going to be more into it. I mean, I personally, when I was looking. Don't you almost feel like a big wedding now is like rude? It's.

It's just like very aggressive. But people didn't think they couldn't. People thought it was rude to not do a big wedding and invite everyone. But I also think when you're like the breadwinner, like when you're Ariana Grande and you're definitely paying for your own wedding, you do it however the fuck you want to do it. And it's not like your parents dream. But I know that when you start planning your wedding,

You're like, yeah, we need a photographer. You have to pick a photographer. So you look at all the styles. And I remember thinking like, oh my God, this is horrible. And thinking like, I just would rather have my friend with a Polaroid going around taking like sick photos. So I think her aesthetic is going to change the game for wedding stuff. And I'm very interested to see how it progresses.

I want my wedding video to be shot like in the Wolf of Wall Street where it looks like it's like in the 90s. Oh my God. Oh my God, Paige. That's so cute. Wouldn't that be cool? I also saw... Because I...

There's cool wedding videos. I actually, because I was talking to my amazing wedding planner. It's at Amanda Savory Events. She's incredible. And she said that people are doing wedding stuff that they make it like a straight up music video. Yeah. So it's not like... Wait, I love that. Wedding videos are so corny. It's like da-da-da-da and then they like show the dress. Yeah, I don't want it to be corny. It's the worst. They do, it's called Shark Pig Weddings. I don't know if I'm going to work with them, but...

I am obsessed with them and they basically make it like the sickest music video. Wait, that's what I, yeah, I would tell, I want something like fun because I feel like certain things in your wedding are like naturally have to be serious. Like the first time he sees you and like shit like that. Like I want the things that can be playful and fun to be fun. Yeah.

When did first look become a thing? Because I thought the first time he sees you is when you're walking down the aisle. And then Amanda told me that like, no, it's because you want to get photos like before that. So you guys can like go get cocktails. Yeah.

I always thought first look, because I've been to a couple of Jewish weddings, and I thought they were the, like, their religion, they did first looks. Like, because they have a whole thing before she walks down the aisle. So I always thought that was a Jewish religion thing. But I feel like I have been seeing people who have been doing it who aren't Jewish, and they do the first look.

And then they go down the aisle. I like the moment where he's standing at the altar and he sees you for the first time then. Yeah, that's what we're used to. Yeah, I like that. Yeah. And if he doesn't cry... Gird your loins. Gird your fucking loins, dude. If you don't start immediately sobbing when you see me enter that fucking room...

I could see myself getting in a fight with Des being like, why aren't you crying? And he's like, what? Yeah, like at the altar. It's like, this is the one time. Why aren't you crying? You're embarrassing me. You're embarrassing me. My whole family's here. Do you care? Like, do you like me? Show me like me. Do you think I look good? Yeah, you haven't complimented me once. Grab my hand. Grab my hand. The priest is like, guys, zip it. Give me attention. He's like, no, I'm fine. No, I'm fine. Why aren't you loving me? Do you not think I look pretty? Do you not like my hair? Do you like my dress? Just say something. Men are so stupid.

So stupid But if they don't cry I'll fucking kill him But like you don't want him To be like sobbing You want like a like No oh my god Like they look like They're trying to hold it back So hard And they just can't Yeah like I want him to just I want him to make like Some face like Ah she looks good And then like you know Yeah Get a tear out of there Cause if he cries too much He'll be like stop crying Stop it you're embarrassing yourself Yeah and be like stop Oh my god Save it for your therapy session Um

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She got into a scandal when she started an OnlyFans. Now she produces porn. Oh, yeah. Which I didn't know that. I mean, I'm all about celebrities going on reality shows. I think it's very interesting. I want to see more celebrity dating shows.

Like watch them be weird and date each other. I feel like I never had like a connection to Bella Thorne because we. She's a little younger. When she was a. Yeah. When she was like plateauing on Disney Channel, we were already too old. Plateauing on Disney Channel. Was that an insult? Do you know Olivia Rodriguez was from Disney Channel? No way. Yeah. I did a little deep dive because everyone was talking about Olivia Rodriguez. And I said, where did this bitch come from? And I was like, Disney before us.

Dude, I have been seeing a lot of videos about that and like people being like, oh my God, Olivia Rodrigo and like her songs and like all of this. Oh, I said Rodriguez, Rodrigo, sorry. And then I kept seeing like tweets or like, not tweets because I don't have Twitter anymore, but TikToks of like people our age being like, bitch, we had Taylor Swift.

Okay? And you don't know what it's like to cry in your car to Taylor Swift's first fucking album. So how dare you? There's like weird tension going on with millennials and Gen Z's. I think it's because we're... Do you know what it is? It's because we're both on the same app. Like, you know Facebook once the parents came, we're like, bye, we're out. We're both coexisting on this app. So we're like judging each other and it's getting shysty. It's getting really toxic. It's really toxic.

Sometimes they're mean. They come at us. No, no, no. They're the ones that come. We literally created a child lock so they would stop eating Tide Pods to save them. Meanwhile, they're calling us choogy, which I thought was a loogie. Wait, how do you say that word? Okay, it's choogy. I thought it was chagy. You thought it was chagy? I thought it was chuggy. And I was like, that's when something gets stuck in your throat and you hawk it up through your nose or your mouth.

But I heard it's choo-choo. Right. And it's basically like cringe-worthy millennial stuff like the fact we love friends and like Taylor Swift and like parting her hair to the side. And it's like, the thing is, they're just like our teenage little sister who's like being

being annoying but you know they're literally coming for us yeah um all of their fashion that they think they fucking invented bitch i wore those chokers in fourth grade so how dare you i also dare you now we know how our moms feel does your mom ever go oh my god are you so we're in the 80s sometimes yeah but she says it in like a really nice way and i'm like oh my god i love that yeah we're like gen z um

Yeah. Anywho. I don't trust them. Anywho. Let's see what else I have. Oh, my God. Scott Disick's birthday party. Amelia Gray was there. Amelia Hamlin. What did I say? Amelia Gray Hamlin. Whatever. I can't with the three names. Apparently, her and Courtney don't have a relationship, but they were at the same party. She's in love with him. She posted for his birthday, happy birthday, my love. You light up my life and you make my world better.

I can't imagine what I would do without you. Thank you for being you. But they're not official. No, they are. They became official this past Valentine's Day. Also, does she not, she's turned into a Kardashian. She looks just like Kourtney, everyone's saying. She's 19. There's a 20-year age gap. And apparently they were at some point looking for houses. Also, Lisa Renna was asked about it and she said, it is what it is. Well, Lisa Renna just stirred the pot.

Here's the thing. I have a real place in my heart for Skort. But I love Travis and Kourtney. I think that they're soulmates. I think that they're meant to be. I feel bad because obviously Scott is still in love with Kourtney. But if Amelia is making him happy right now, let him. He has to...

watch not only watch in his personal life but also in the media and everywhere the woman that he's in love with be in love with travis she dealt with that also his exes he was in the media with all his exes for years i don't have empathy right

Also, Kim Kardashian came out on Instagram and was like, I put like an Instagram story like, I never hooked up with Travis. And I am so happy for him and Kourtney. And here's what I think. Even if she did, even if she did, I think it's such a weird fucking question to be like, did you hook up with him like 10 years ago? Who cares? Shut up.

Like it was 10 years ago. It's the media because everyone is just at their computer right now, bored and trying to stir shit up. And I kind of feel like she probably did. But like, deny until you die, bitch. Like they don't have a picture of it. So fucking say no. Who's going to prove that? Bye.

Also, again, the fact that he's attracted to Kourtney, he probably thinks Kim is pretty too. Like, they're all gorgeous. Yeah, and also, like, it was, again, 10 years ago, and if, like, that's my soulmate, like, okay. Yeah, there is something to be said that, like, if someone's met their soulmate, it doesn't, who cares who they've been with before because they were attracted to them. But, um, click it as supporting. We're like, leave the Kardashians alone! We have a, it's like such a weird love-hate. Yeah.

We're like, they're ruining society, but leave them alone. Oh, also, I love that. You heard Kylie Jenner. She was like the first billionaire or whatever. Like people don't talk about it. Not the first. Oh, the first billionaire in their family. In their family. She's like the first ever billionaire. I was, you know, at the airport. I love getting random magazines. And like as an entrepreneur, I got Forbes magazine to learn how to be an entrepreneur. Yeah. And learn to read. Yeah.

It literally was like Kylie's not on the top billionaire list and it was proven that like

they like half it's like half of what they reported was like the actual yeah they fit yeah but no one talks about it story no we talked hannah i've talked about it with you we talked about it on live i think oh sorry i don't listen no no but no but here chris is just so good at pr yeah she's so good at pr like there's stories that have been like i feel like the courtney taking the photo down i mean it's

Chloe taking the photo down got more press than Kylie lying about her billionaire status, which is like...

Like basically Kylie getting billionaire status got a bazillion times more press. Also, did you see that Kanye West is allegedly dating Irina Shayk? Irina Shayk is Bradley Cooper's baby mama. Wait, are they married? No, I don't think they were married. I kind of love that. I guess they have like a past. I don't know. I need to like, we'll talk about it next time. I kind of love that. He has great taste in, he just has like great taste in,

Like she's beautiful. Yeah. No, he knows what he knows, what looks good. He knows what looks good. And again, she's probably amazing on the inside, but I just have to acknowledge she's beautiful. Stunning. Um, we love that for him. Wow. Well, um, I'm going to go cut down some trees in the rainforest. Cool. Have so much fun. Eat your plantains.

But I mean, I'm not going to like kill trees. Just like sometimes you have to take a machete to like get through. That's what I meant by that. Yeah. Okay. You're not like in the anaconda. What's the anaconda? What? What? Wait, is that a snake? What did I just say? That was a really scary movie. Anywho, thanks for giggling with us. Thanks for giggling. We love you. Bye.