Giggling about slapgate, love vessels, and Paige’s hair
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I mean, the day just got away from me.

What's up my little gaggle of gigglers? I thought you were going to do something from Boston, but then I was like... That's way too witty. I don't know. Speaking of Boston, we did get in a fight because I was talking about the Yankees. It got a little heated. People got mad, but then we brought them back. We were like, hey guys, remember, we don't give a fuck about baseball. They were like, great, us either. We had two of the most insane live shows at the Wilbur. The Boston crowd is wild. We do this segment...

where we get a Giggler's boyfriend on stage and we ask him questions and I'm not gonna lie, we're pretty fucking mean. Like sometimes I'm like, no, literally. I thought that the one guy, what was his name? Zach. I literally at one point thought that he was going to storm off the stage and be like, fuck you bitches.

I was like, you're doing amazing, sweetie. Keep going. We're brutal. And the Boston crowd was really like, stone him! The energy was insane. Like, sometimes my eardrums were, like, hurting. Sometimes I didn't know what you said. And I was sitting next to you and everyone's laughing so hard. But, like, I didn't hear it because the crowd was so loud. And I was like, wait, what'd you say? Like, I want to laugh too. And then you were drinking my drink.

Classic. How drunk did you get second show? I actually was fine. Yeah, I was proud of you. I think you just blacked out the very first time because you were like... Because I was so nervous. Yeah, you were like, what am I doing? And then you're like, I'm not going to be present for this moment. I'm not going to be here. It was too much for me to be at that first Philly show. I was like, this is terrifying. You were like, good night. I'm going to exit. Do you want to discuss the star of the show? My dad. Gary. Gary.

Gary not only was like our bodyguard, but then he like disappeared for three hours and we're like, where's Gary? Gary was taking photos with the fans. He was so confused at like the whole thing. Like he couldn't understand that all of those people were there for us. And he couldn't understand that like we had all these inside jokes. And like he was just like, what is going on? Why would you want a picture with me? But he was like, okay. And it was cute because obviously he's a nice guy.

traditional big-hearted Italian man and I was making like labia jokes and all this crazy shit who knows what I said on stage and afterward he was like I'm proud of you and he gave me a hug and I'm like he gets it he's a giggler he was just like you guys are the fucking best okay but we have to mention that before our first show our my mom and dad and my aunt Pam we

And Hannah's mom went to dinner at this Italian restaurant called Monica's. So the girl that did our hair and makeup, her name is Haley Page. My parents were so starstruck with her because her husband owns like a lettuce business.

And they like the best in the business. And your dad was like, I love Romaine. Oh, my God. Paige, you know that she's related to the Romaine guy. Oh, we got to get Caesar salads for her. I eat Romaine. He was like, I have salad. I know about your lettuce. Like he lost his mind. He was so starstruck.

So they went to dinner In Boston And Haley's husband Got them a reservation At this place Monica's And they said it was The best dinner They've ever had That the restaurant Was amazing That there was like A woman in the basement Making homemade pasta Which we love Hopefully she was there Not against her will Hopefully it was consensual But then again If I'm going to be

I'm going to be kidnapped. I'd like to be making gnocchi. You know what I mean? Me too. Yeah. But then they text us at like seven o'clock and my mom's like, we feel so horrible. We're running 20 minutes late to the show. We came all the way to see because they got distracted because they were eating Caesar salads and chicken parmesan, which is the most typical Italian.

I mean they were Freaking out We let them freak out though Because we typically Start the show Like we wait for Everyone to get in Like we don't want to Start right at 7 Because the good girls Are rowdy They get there They need their drink They need to talk shit Yeah like this isn't A library We want you guys To feel at ease So like we started Like 15-20 minutes Late anyway But we let them

Sweat oh yeah I texted my mom and I said So you don't love us and they were like yeah The traffic's horrible and I'm like Traffic cool I'm your Daughter I'm your shining light I'm there your Reason for living I'm literally the reason You're here yeah we did Have some celeb drop-ins Sierra and Meyer showed up second Show which was so much fun and

they sat in the crowd because they did not want to go on stage was it which is a adorable like what is that like to not want to be the center of attention all the time I was like wait let me do a full interview right now um um girl boss town from tiktok yes was at our show gave us a full analysis of our brand she's like I could tell you guys are putting zero effort into your video clips and I don't know if that's on purpose

Or not. And I was like, look, here's the deal. We're kind of afraid of our Gen Z correspondent who makes those clips. And we're scared to do any change. But anyway, we are going to upgrade to a studio soon. Whatevs. I will shout out to our Gen Z correspondent, though, because when I send front page news and then she gets the pictures that correspond, she's just too good. I mean, she's incredible at her job. Her attitude, lacking. But everything else, truly incredible.

over the top incredible everyone should have a Gen Z correspondent in their life for any reason yeah I think you should have someone that works with you that genuinely dislikes you because I feel like it really just only makes you better and obviously this is a joke that she dislikes us but she hasn't said she doesn't dislike us

She hasn't said, I like you guys or I think you're funny. Never came close to saying that. But she's not working against her will, so... No, I mean, I've never seen her laugh, but it's, you know...

We try and make a good work environment. Also, speaking of work environment, we did some work. This is a ski podcast. You guys knew we had to drop a ski collection. Right. We announced it a couple days ago and it's popping off right now. Get it before it sells out. Giggly-squad.com. I love the color. I mean, it's like basically sold out. I love the color. I've been wearing a large all around the city with leggings and like cute sneakers and just snuggling around and I'm obsessed with it.

I got a size medium in the sweatshirt. Highly, highly recommend sizing up. Okay. Because it's just like cozy. Yes. It's so cozy. And I got a medium in the sweatpants because I was like, this is that sweatsuit that I

okay, you know, you have like that sweatshirt and like that comfy outfit in your closet. And like every couple of months you go through one where it's like the one that you put on every single time you get home. And it's like the one you put on where you're like, I'm having like a lazy night. Cause it's like broken into, you know? Yeah. It's broken in. I was like, I know that this is going to be my new sweatsuit that I'm like breaking in. And I love, I,

I have not taken it off. Like I just put it in the hamper. I honestly wear it until my period destroys it. If we're being honest, eventually my period will ruin everything and I enjoy it until she decides we're done. No, that I get that. Okay. It's time. Cause I haven't been able to sleep. I haven't been able to eat. My adrenaline is still pumping. I don't understand how anyone's getting work done today. Like I need a full, like I need to go to my therapist to like break this down and

No, I wanted to ask, like, I wanted to ask everyone I interacted with today, like, what they thought about it. But I didn't want to be weird. Like, I was literally standing at...

in my lobby like waiting for my doorman because I had to ask him something and I was so close to just being like so would you guys say what do we think and it's so funny how you could say what do we think and they'll know exactly what you're talking about because that is how much the world changed last night and I you know me I do not voluntarily talk to strangers like I don't voluntarily try to bring up conversation to strangers I went to the dentist walked in looked the secretary in the eye and I go where do we go from here and

Like, I don't... Pitch.

I actually haven't watched award shows recently, but my mom and I got back from Boston. She was sleeping over and she goes, how fun if we have a little girls night and watch the Oscars together. Oh, so you watched it literally live. I watched the entire thing. And that's why when it happened, I started blowing your phone up, blowing your phone up. Yeah, you were my first text message. You were like, you need to see this. I was shaking and I looked at my mom. She's like, what? And I'm like, I'm not.

sleeping tonight bitch this is we're gonna talk about this for the next six months wait can we just shout out australia real fucking quick who doesn't censor their live television i was like yes i was like pop off like they need to win an oscar that they need to win an oscar i was like hello abc why would you censor this this is the realest reality tv show i've ever fucking watched

So I, of course, had to make a TikTok real quick with the uncensored version because I needed people to know before they started making assumptions. Because what happened when you're watching live is Chris Rock comes on stage and I love Chris Rock. I think he's an icon forever and ever. Me too.

And he basically kind of acts like a host and starts shitting on a bunch of the couples in the front. And he was making actually a very funny joke about how like Penelope Cruz and her husband are both nominated, but he can't win because if he wins and she doesn't, he can't enjoy it. Like it was funny. Yeah. And then he turns to Will and Jada. To be honest, the joke was not a well-written joke.

It wasn't really funny. He basically just goes, Jada, I love you. Can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2. Yeah. And it cuts to Will. Not knowing. Yeah. And it cuts to Will loving it. And some people be like, oh, like he was an angry laugh. No, he was just laughing. And then I arguably am like, he didn't compare her to like Humpty Dumpty. Like he compared her to like a sexy Demi Moore. I mean, Demi Moore. Yeah. How?

I would love to get Demi Moore's take on this. Um, wellness check on Demi Moore. Imagine being compared to Demi Moore and then this breaks out. Demi Moore is like, um, excuse me. I looked amazing in that movie. Imagine someone comparing themselves to me and then their husband has to defend his wife against that accusation like that. Um,

Demi Moore needs to see someone in court. That's what I think. No, Demi Moore is sending out a lot of summons and seeing people in court. A giggler DM'd me, and things really come full circle. They said, Will Smith cannot be managed. And if that's what we learned from the night...

Will Smith cannot be managed because basically it cuts to her face and I think the audience sees the close-ups and she basically did like a big eye roll like she you know how you look at the celeb and normally they kind of laugh and everyone's like we're allowed to laugh she did an eye roll so the audience was like uh and it cuts to Chris Rock and he's like that was a nice one that was a nice one it's okay yeah but then you see Chris Rock freeze and it cuts

And you see Will Smith walking on stage. But Will Smith is like a theatrical dude. You're like, what's he going to do? And he slaps this man, but also with such technique that it looked practiced. No, that's the thing. I was like, how do you know how to slap someone with such precision? I didn't know bitch slapping could have such technique to it. Even the way Chris Rock took it was so graceful.

True, like, you know most fights when you see an actual fight, everyone just kind of falls on the floor and it's not masculine or cool. Like, I think Chris Rock was so shocked, he didn't even have time to, like, flinch. Like, is this guy going to hit me? Chris, like, had his hands behind his back. Yeah, he was like, what's going on? And he literally smacks him. And there was a moment where Chris was like, do I fight this guy? But then Will Smith immediately turned away. But everyone still was like, this is fake.

I need this is what I really need. I need the leaked audio from the producers walkie talkies from when that was happening. I need to see what the fuck was going on in the control room that the director. I mean, he had to have been freaking out. Well, there's like a one or two or three second lag and they decided to keep the smack because they didn't even know what was real. Right. But then what happens is you.

You see him get hit. He kind of looks at the camera and then it freezes because Will Smith is going off. Will Smith is like, keep my wife's name out of your mouth, out of your fucking mouth. Yeah. And then Chris Rock goes, wow, Will Smith just slapped the shit out of me.

And then for a second, you could tell that he wants to go in on him. Like he's like, I could. And in that moment, I feel like he was about to stand up comic, like unleash on this man. Cause I feel like there's a lot of skeletons in Will Smith's closet. Yeah. Okay. And there's one thing I will, I think we've all learned from this situation. Denzel Washington is in fact, everyone's dad.

Like I see Denzel Washington on the TV screen and I sit up straight. I'm like, Denzel's in the room. You will pay respects. Denzel was like, no. And I guess during the commercial break, he went over to Will and like really fucking schooled him. Now, here is my opinion on the whole situation. Chris Rock made a very lighthearted joke. Chris Rock did not know that Jada Pinkett Smith was suffering from alopecia.

So that's a whole separate situation. Also, the joke was run through, like, tons of writers and approved by the Academy. Do you think they could have done a better job at a funnier joke? I also think, like, you can't touch people. Like, can you defend your wife? Absolutely. You could have yelled from your seat. You just, you can't touch humans. But I do have to say the whole, like, we love a man defending his wife. Jada? Jada?

Is a badass bitch. I'm not going to compare it to G.I. Jane. But she is a badass bitch. She does not need Will Smith. To make it about him. And bitch slap a guy on TV. To be. I felt. Like that girl in the bar. Who's.

Whose boyfriend is like mad about something else and like is taking it out on some dude and like punches him in the face. And you're like, I'm so over you right now. Like I'm done. You're embarrassing me. Your toxic masculinity is embarrassing me. Second of all, Chris Rock is one of the greatest comics of our time. The fact that Chris Rock was speechless is.

because you have to see that after it. Yeah. You know, when you just found out, like, let's say like you just found out someone cheated on you or something and you're speaking, but you don't know the words coming out of your brain. Yes. He literally was like movie document people. Here's the clip. I haven't been in pure shock like many times in my life. And I can't remember the last time I was in like pure shock where I couldn't speak. But he had

Everyone in the world watching him, not just that people in the room. I mean, people that weren't even watching the Oscars then tuned in because everyone saw it on Twitter and Hannah texted literally everyone in America. Andy retweeted me because I was like,

Is this a Bravo Housewives reunion? Because then I was immediately thinking about Monique and Candace from Potomac. Because it started to get like that in Twitter where it was like, violence is never the answer. And then people were like, that man deserved to get hit. And I was like, oh my God, we need to be coming up with this bitch. Andy should have tweeted and been like taking your questions for Will. Yeah.

And Chris Rock now. Reunion's filming Thursday. So the craziest thing is how good at acting these people are that everyone then goes on like nothing happened. Nothing. Nothing happened. I was like, this is a reality show because that was wild and no one's talking about it. You can't just act like nothing happened. I don't know which architect decided let's for the first time not have an actual stage that you have like steps to walk up and let's just put it right there was like crazy.

Either it was a genius move or the worst decision because then everyone is accepting their speeches just staring at Will Smith because he's right in front of the mic. Wait, what about how then Will won? So then this is this is why I was hyperventilating. Will Smith wins and we're all like, what is this man going to say?

And he starts off kind of like he's going to apologize. And I didn't hate the direction where it was going, where it's like, you know what? As celebrities, we deal with so much hate and we deal with so much scrutiny. Yep.

But then it kind of stopped making sense to me. And he probably had like a great speech for King Richard. And he kind of was like, do it for love. And then after he said a love vessel, I he lost me. I was like, this is going in a good direction. Then I was like, what's when he said he was a vessel for love. Twitter blew up because they were like, Will Smith, I'm a vessel for love. Will Smith, two minutes earlier, slapping the shit out of Chris Rock.

The tweets were hysterical. Wait, how deep was when he quoted Denzel Washington and was like, when you're at your peak, that's when the devil comes for you. I actually love that. I felt it in my

my soul. I was like, now is that really Denzel or are we having another mix up? Is that Ralph Waldo Emerson? Was it Tinks? Did Tinks say that? Yeah, it was. I was like, I don't know. So here are some of my favorite tweets. One was, men will literally win an Oscar for best actor before going to therapy. And then someone wrote, it'd be weird if Will Smith forgot to thank his wife, which I kind of think he did. One of my friends said, it's moments like this when you realize punching someone is only cool in movies. I've never...

And then this woman goes, Will Smith going to be on Red Table Talk. Wait, I need that. I need that. I need to know. Have you ever gone into like an actual physical fight? I have never been in a physical altercation. I do have to say.

With all my drama I've had on reality TV, I just want to make it known not to brag. I've never gotten physical with anyone. I've never lost my cool. I will just cry and say stupid shit. You'll just cry. Yeah, you're a crier. On the tennis court, I broke rackets, but that was just cool to do. That's between you and the racket. Yeah. Have you ever had a physical fight? Like, have you ever poked someone's eyes out with your long fingers?

I've never gotten into a physical altercation with someone else. But I one time in college, a girl did push me down the stairs at like what townhouse party. I mean, straight up just shoved me down the stairs and I landed at the bottom of the stairs and I did what any normal person does. And I cried. I called my mom and I ran out of that party.

I feel like I want to get in a physical altercation with someone. Like, I haven't... I just... Like, I want to, but it always feels, like, unnecessary. I've never been in a situation where I was like, I need to punch someone. I feel like it's because, like, we're now... Like, we're 30. I'm just putting myself in 30. Like, do you know the ice I would have to put on my back? My knuckle? Yeah, like, do you know the point now where it's like...

We've never done it before, so we'd have to learn. So our natural instinct when we're fighting with someone isn't to just throw a right hook. We'd have to really practice. Yeah, we'd have to start taking self-defense classes, and that's at least six months. Then some comics were getting upset because some comics were like, is this normalizing? Like,

You can just go on stage and punch a comic when you don't like what they said. Like, is some drunk guy at a comedy club going to, like, think it's okay to do that? And I'm speaking just from the stand-up comedy perspective. Yeah. And from people who were like, he was mean to her. Look, this isn't a troll on Twitter coming for Will Smith. This isn't an Oscar, like...

We're at the Oscars. We're at the Oscars. And people are like, oh, there's a history. The only history there is, because I thought this was a valid point until I looked. It's like, yeah, Chris Rock in 2016 hosted the Oscars and made some jokes at Will and Jada because they're fucking A-list celebrities that were there. He also made fun of everyone else.

I thought that when it happened, everyone was like, oh, Jada, like everyone. Yeah, I was like, there's no way there. He's just mad at this one thing to get that mad about something and then to actually physically hit someone with your hand. They you have had beef. You have beef and it's not resolved. And I need a documentary on that beef.

I just want to say I love Will Smith, but I have to give kudos to Chris Rock for how he handled not being physical back. Making sure that for these people who are nominated for dope documentaries in a moment as well as he could, because he could have gone off.

And that could have gotten real ugly. The Oscars? People are sleeping on the Oscars because the last time everyone was like all in the same room, they announced the wrong movie. Yes, the Oscars is chaotic. I mean, it's supposed to be like the most glamorous night, the most fancy night. The Oscars is Jersey Shore. It's getting wild. I'm sad for Will Smith, though, because I do feel like

He's been dealing with all this relationship bullshit. And I'm sad that it's crept into, like, his emotional well-being. And that he got to such a point. I mean, that's why... Dude. Not to, like, say this is the reason. But it actually has no correlation whatsoever. But, like, he is in an open marriage. And I just really think... Yeah, maybe it does work for some people. But I just...

I feel like that has to bring up like other emotions that like just sit with you and then manifest in other ways. Like, you know, when you're mad about something and you just naturally take it out on your mom because like that's the easiest person to take out. But it has nothing to do with your mom. It was misprojected anger. Twitter was like, so should we just say right now that open relationships don't work? And someone, Chris Estefano, the comic was like, look.

I want to talk. He said in his accent, he's like, I want to talk, but their relationship is toxic as fuck.

And then someone tweeted like, oh, Will's out here defending his wife who he's about to go home with and sleep in separate beds. It's a little, it's a lot. I think Will Smith is dealing with a lot of public scrutiny on his relationship. And there's all types of conspiracy theories on their relationship that I don't even feel like I want to allegedly get into. Yeah, I mean, that's a whole, that's a whole thing. That was the most insane live TV moment I've ever seen in my life. One of my comic friends goes,

I'm going to go ahead and cancel my roast battle with Jada Pinkett Smith. I mean, okay. Also, let's not forget Will Smith is fucking huge. I mean, the palm of his hand...

I mean, it has to be... It took up his whole... Like, Chris Rock's whole face. Like, it has to be massive. Also, he took the time to walk all the way to him and all the way back. And... Yeah. I mean, that deserved an Oscar because I probably would have, like, gone up there and choked. I would have missed his face. I would have slipped on a banana peel, come out of nowhere. I don't know. I think...

Nicole Kidman was like the best part of that. That her face moved for the first time in 20 years. Yeah. Do you not like Nicole Kidman? I love Nicole Kidman. Oh, okay. I didn't know. Wait, can we talk about fucking BuzzFeed videos?

Do we want to start a fight with BuzzFeed? I mean, I don't want to start a fight with them, but they literally made a video in there. You know who needs to be bitch slapped? Literally. Because they made a video in there. People are talking about actors that play themselves in movies no matter what their characters. And I was like, people aren't talking about that. The fucking Giggly Squad is talking about that. I got so many messages from gigglers being like, BuzzFeed ripped you off. Do you know what? This is what I think. I think BuzzFeed has some fucking interns who...

I can't think of any new ideas and they love Giggly Squad and we gave that to you this time but if you read another fucking article based on our highly produced premium content you're gonna get bitch slapped okay yeah that's crazy I'll literally call Will Smith and then you'll have a problem

But then Jada, no, not Jada. His son tweeted, like, that's how we do it. Jaden. Yeah, that was nuts. And I was like, Jaden. And then people were saying that he, like, was supposed to open for Justin Bieber, like, the night before in Montreal, and he just canceled. So people aren't, like, happy with the Smith family currently. People are not happy about that. I think...

He could have if he really cared about the alopecia. Yeah, I could have taken that moment to either be like not cool, bro, or like walk up stage, give him a hug and be like, I appreciate you trying to be funny. But alopecia is real. My wife is really suffering. And I just want to raise awareness for alopecia. Like how classy would that have been?

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Okay. Lily James was stunning in pink. Stunning. And I actually thought Mila Kunis also was stunning in pink. Yeah. Do you remember her look? Yeah, I do. She had like that silk dress on. See, I think Mila Kunis looked good, but I feel like that's like I've seen someone wear that to a wedding type vibe. The winner for me was Timothee Chevrolet.

Wow. You were into like the no t-shirt, the no shirt. Cause I think it was like sexy for a man. Like he didn't show nips. It was like,

Ben's work used to be so boring. I get that, but it was too, like, Broadway, like, costumey for me. Okay, yeah, it was a little rock star costumey. Oh, okay, I have my winner. Okay. Just me saying a different person every two seconds. Yeah. The guy, the boy from Power of the Dog. He was wearing this, like... Was he wearing a blue suit? Like a blue suit. I loved that. Okay, my winner for women was Zendaya. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. She was fucking good. I just thought she looked amazing. People were not loving Zoe Kravitz pink dress. I thought it was spectacular. I don't think they showed her enough on the broadcast I watched. I was watching E. Yeah. And they didn't show Zoe enough. She looked stunning. She looked like Audrey Hepburn. She looked like old Hollywood glamour, but like feminine and sweet and pretty. I think my worst dress was Kristen Stewart.

So I just watched something on TikTok about Kristen Stewart. She's basically like in this Chanel deal since 2013. And someone basically was like, they think she could be murdering the red carpet. But Chanel is like holding her back in their silhouettes. Okay. I, how dare they? Who wrote that article? It was like a TikTok. I'm done with that person. Because this isn't, Kristen Stewart isn't the first person that Chanel has like had as their...

It's not like a bad brand. I mean, it's fucking Chanel. So I feel like Chanel probably gave her outfit ideas and she said no to all of them because there's no way that Chanel would put her in shorts on the Oscar red carpet. I'm sorry. Someone said she looks like a Zoom meeting when you don't wear pants. Yeah. And then she had like, like she could have done if she wanted to stay more like masculine and

outfit-wise, she could have done a killer fucking tuxedo that Chanel could have...

Like, I'm angry about that whole situation. But it takes so many people to make these decisions just for. Yeah. And all they're working for is for us to look at it in a millisecond and be like, I like that or I don't. But come on. Kristen Stewart was wearing shorts. I know. That was a conscious decision. That was a choice that she made. Yeah, it was a choice. It's just not. It's that. OK, if she wanted to wear that to the Grammys. Fine. Go off. Do your thing.

But the Oscars has such a like heavier dress code, I feel like. What do you think of Kourtney Kardashian's like classic black look? I was bored.

I'm bored. You can't even remember it. You can't even remember it. I just feel like they've been so in the media that it's just like, I get it. Now you're like a rock star, which here's the thing. I'm not one to speak because I do travel to Charleston and bring all my neutrals. But like, I just get annoyed when people change their entire style when it's like they're dating a different guy. I just don't like it.

It's true. I don't know. I just thought that she could have had more of a moment because she's the first Kardashian ever to go to the Oscars. And I kind of wanted her to show her sisters up. Is she the first Kardashian to ever be invited to the Oscars? Yeah. That's nuts. And I guess because he was playing drums for the, we don't talk about Bruno. Oh, he was. And then I was like, did Chris Rock talk about Bruno? That's what happened. I don't know.

That's what happens when you talk about Bruno, bitch. Watch that Disney movie on the airplane. It was very cute. I haven't watched it. I want to finish House of Gucci on the plane tonight. I'm going to Ireland. Do you think Lady Gaga was snubbed or it just wasn't a good movie?

Because you can't just put a bunch of famous people in a movie and then act like you got snubbed if, like, everyone made fun of it. That's so true. Like, you can't just put tons of money into it and then be like, why didn't you give me an Oscar? Do I think it was, like, Oscar award winning acting? No, but I didn't think that A Star is Born was either. Oh.

I know. I am like in the very minority of like not loving A Star is Born. I think A Star is Born though like shook our culture. Like the song Shallow was played for like two years straight. No, I know. I'm just like, I was like, okay, I don't really. But I'm not like a crier during movies and I'm not like. Yeah, you're dead inside. We know. Also, I would love to know.

Two things about the Will Smith Chris Rock event. Yeah. What did Jada actually say or what look did she actually give that made Will Smith go from cackling to beat his ass? Yeah. And two, what Bradley Cooper said to him for so long. Like Bradley Cooper was like talking. Wait, I missed that. Denzel, one other person.

And Bradley Cooper talked to him over the break, plus his PR person. Oh, my God. His PR person must have just been like chain smoking cigarettes. Like, oh, my God, I can't I can't afford this. I can't afford this. His PR team. They're having a hell of a day today. They were like, come on. It's a fucking Monday. And they're having a time off.

They are. I feel bad for them. I kind of like that Chris Rock has been quiet and isn't trying to, like... I do, too. So chic. It's so classy. It's so chic when you stay quiet. There is something that's hot about, like, a comic who just doesn't want to be in the limelight. I don't know. Is it aspirational? Maybe. Maybe.

Here's the thing. Like, we love famous people so much. But when we see them too much, we're like, ew, you're so annoying. But then when we... It's literally like a girl dating a fuckboy. Like, you want what you can't have. And then when you don't see them, you're, like, so intrigued by them. And it's because you make up stories in your own head. Yeah, well, you don't want to get oversaturated in the media, apparently. Even though that's all Kim Kardashian does, which...

Also, Kim Kardashian and Julie Fox were at the same Vanity Fair party yesterday. Wow. I bet some tea was had. They definitely talked. Do you think we're going to go to the Vanity Fair party next year? I think one day we'll go to the Vanity Fair party. We'll probably be like incognito as waiters, but we'll be there.

Wait, Remy Bader went to the Oscars and she looked fucking stunning. She wore a Michael Costello dress. I thought it was so chic, so on trend. She looked stunning in it. Her hair and makeup matched it perfectly. Like, I just think she did a really... For not being...

Like an A-list celebrity. I'm sure going to the Oscars, even though Remy is invited and she's important, like that must have been so fucking terrifying. And to knock out of the park, your look must be so satisfying. Yeah. I remember it coming on my feed and I was just like, oh my God, bitch has arrived. Yeah. She looked great. I will say I miss Joan Rivers though. Like I feel like the red carpet is like missing something. You? Yeah.

I feel like that. But there has to be a way that like they can't like, okay, Joan. I know. Talked to the celebrities and they all loved her, but she like would make fun of their outfits. Yeah. You like, and they took it.

In stride. Right now it's kind of a lot of dick sucking right now. I do think... It's a lot of dick sucking. Who was the E! reporter who was interviewing everyone? Laverne Cox. Laverne Cox was great, I think. Like, she was really, like, not awkward and very happy. But you're right. It's missing the edge. But also the edge has been taken away. Like, you're not allowed to do, like, hot or not lists. See...

I sent... I felt that Laverne was almost, like, nervous. I felt like she... I felt like... She was too excited to speak to everyone. Yeah, like, I felt like she was a celebrity doing that job when, like, doing that job, you actually have to be, like, a host. Like, I feel...

like there are other hosts on e that are better but like i thought she was good i just thought she like i got nervous when she would ask questions because i felt like she was like fumbling valid point yeah i want someone who is not scared of losing their job in a way yeah like like their their job is just to get the tea either they're very funny yeah they're just a little off where you're like what are they gonna ask where they're gonna ask i want those clips she was being too nice

Yeah she was almost feeding them answers too Like are you having the most amazing time Here at your first Oscars And they're just like yeah And I was like no I want someone to be like This is hellfire I want to set someone up Be like who do we hate the most here Yeah like who's dress are you the most excited to see Who's the most black out right now Like who just did a lot of cocaine in the bathroom right now That's what I need Maybe we should try to break into Oscars And get those kind of interviews From people

Yeah, like, I want to know, what is your first thought when you, like, are walking out of the Oscars? Like, are you starving? Do you want to go party? Like, who are you looking for when you get to the Vanity Fair party? Because that's who's going to, like, set your night, like, good. There is something gross, though, about the hierarchy. Yeah.

We're like, obviously the people who are nominated for the biggest awards are like on the couches in the front and have access to be out of the presenters if they feel like it. And then there's like the seat fillers and like the people in the back. Amy Schumer was funny with the seat fillers. Oh, my God. I forgot to bring up. I think Amy Schumer stole the show, but I don't know if I'm biased.

No, I think she did very well. I think it's extremely hard, even as like a very accomplished comedian, to host the Oscars. And I think she did great. When she got on stage after all that happened, she was like, oh, I was changing out of my Spider-Man costume. Did I miss something? Like that broke the crowd. She was like, the energy is different in here. What's going on?

Like that was great. Must have been like I'm as an empath. I feel like the energy was off after someone got bitch slapped. I would have been. We needed Megan Fox there. We need Megan Fox to be like, guys, we're going to throw in crystals at people. Also, you know me like I can't not say what I'm feeling. If I won an Oscar after that, you know how those people are going up and they're like, thank you so much. I would have literally just been like.

You guys, Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock. What are we doing? No, I'm not over it. I'm not sleeping tonight either. I'm going to Ireland, asking everyone in Ireland how they feel about it. I'm freaking... Are you not freaking out as much as I am? Why am I freaking out so much? Yeah, it's because they are comedians and it was just like a very shocking thing to be up on stage doing your job. Because guys, let's be honest, this wasn't a Dave Chappelle moment. He wasn't coming for like the trans community. He made a G.I.J. joke. Right, like...

And feelings are valid Like I know there are certain jokes That I really don't find funny And I'm like ooh I don't like when people do But I don't hit someone from it

What kind of jokes make you queasy? I would love to know that because I feel like you have such where you're like, yeah, whatever. Like any pedophile joke makes me really queasy sometimes. I have two jokes I don't find funny. I don't find 9-11 jokes very funny and I don't love rape jokes I don't find funny.

I don't find those funny either. Like, and I've seen all types and it just, it's my own personal experiences that have made it like not be able to be funny for me. I get that. Everyone has like a barometer. Yeah, like some people really think 9-11 jokes are fun. I won't even, I think it's too soon to even make like a 9-11 movie. Like when Tom Hanks came out with the movie, I was like, nope, too soon. But that's my own sensitivities. Right, because you were a little girl in New York City. I lived through it. I like, anyway, I'm not trying to make everyone cry on this podcast. Yeah, Jesus, that really turned.

jesus it's too much it's too much so wait what else i mean what a whirlwind i i just like i feel like i haven't had a second i'm not even watching anything i've i'm literally there's nothing worse than being up to date with your shows like i'm up to date i started a life of beth what do you think

Like, I think it's okay. Like, okay, I want to know what happens. I think Michael Cera is fucking amazing. I haven't gotten to the Michael Cera part. Oh, so what have you watched the first episode? I'm like, oh, how do you like it? Well, then I'm not going to give you my deep dive opinion until you watch it. But yeah, I'm just, it's like, okay. It's okay. Did you see Nikki Glaser has a reality TV show coming out on E! ?

No. Oh, because you didn't watch the Oscars. Okay, so she has the funniest ads. She goes, the first time someone said I was going to be on E was in college and I don't remember it or something. And then she goes, the second time someone said I was going to be on E, you were like, did the streaming services say no? And then she goes, the third time someone said I'm going to be on E, I was like, why not Bravo? Because Nikki...

is a summer house stand. Wow. Nikki used to text me through the episodes. She loved reality TV, and she was like, Hannah, I want to do it. And I was like, Nikki, don't do it. You're too talented. Don't do it. And she was like, she started doing FBoy Islands, and I was like, that's perfect. But she was like, no, this isn't enough. The concept is she moves back to...

Kansas City with her parents. And she like kind of rekindles old love. And I think it's called Home Sweet Home with Nikki Glaser. Andrew Collin is on it. So everyone watch. Wow, I can't wait to watch that. I'm so excited and proud of her. Because with her, I was like, Nikki, you have a bazillion things going on in your life. Touring, specials, hosting, roasting, whatever you're up to. But she wanted to do reality TV. And I think it looks really good. Reality TV is...

Reality TV is something, let me tell you. I tweeted, I go, that was the most dramatic shit I've ever seen and I did drunk blackout reality TV where you get paid to fight for three years and that says a lot. Yeah, it's just insane in the membrane. Anyhow, yeah, and the other show that I'm watching is Dropout and I'm up to date on that and I'm up to date on Jersey Housewives. Like,

I'm just over here wasting away. Isn't Amanda Seyfried so good? She's so fucking good. Oh, can we talk about Pete's tattoo? Kim is my lawyer. I mean, Kim is my lawyer. My girlfriend is a lawyer.

My girl is a lawyer, yeah. I forget because we did a live show, so it's like we talked about. I'm like, wait, they already heard about this. I think we need to tell the rest of the gigglers what we think. Can I tell them about your tattoo? Yeah, tell them about my tattoo. Paige just got one that says, my boy is kind of a lawyer too. Yeah, my boyfriend might be a sewing lawyer. Allegedly.

allegedly a lawyer. And here's how I feel about the tattoo.

I feel like there's people in the world that like really think about their tattoos and like everything has like significant meaning. And they're like, this is like my dreams. We're going to sketch this for two years. And like, they feel very connected to it. And then there's people that are like, I don't give a fuck. Put it on my body. And then there's people that are like, I'm too scared to ever get a tattoo. I'm in that category. Yeah. Same. Wasn't Pete removing all his tattoos? I know he got it. Like what he got it like right.

on like his upper. Very visible. Yeah, very visible. I did like the font. I did like the font though. I did like the font. It looked like a six-year-old. I do think that he has so many tattoos that it's true. Like you don't even, it's like when you're staying up late and you're like 3 a.m., 4 a.m., 5 a.m. Who even knows at this point? It's late. The man has a lot of tattoos. But let's remember, he got a tattoo of Ariana Grande's like bunny thing on his neck.

You know, this is his thing. Yeah, like this... Yeah, like this is his love language. This is like a huge gesture. Yeah. But they're... Honestly, they're lasting longer than I thought and it's starting to worry me where I'm like... It's always the ones you wouldn't suspect, I feel like. Yeah, but I feel like if you could get through those initial months with all that shit, it's like... Yeah.

The question is, I don't know if he's going to want to film on the reality show. Right. I genuinely feel like if you, in the first couple months of your relationship, are thrown some shit, it only makes you stronger. Like, look at you and Desi. You're married. Trauma bond. Trauma bond. As one of the most hated Bravo couples, I will say...

Like when it first started happening that people just fucking despised Craig and I, I was like, oh my God, this is wild. Cause am I crazy that I'm so happy in my relationship? And then I was like, wait, I kind of love this. But it's also like,

People loved you guys. So obviously that's boring. They needed to then be like, do you love them? It's like, did Hannah find the love of her life or is he the worst? Like, honestly, Paige, it could have been so nice like when Des visited and just been like, wow, Hannah found this incredible guy. But instead it's like, does he just ignore everyone all the time even though he hung out with everyone the whole time but they didn't show it? I got it.

I get it. But like, I honestly... You feel like it's been a positive experience overall. It's been a positive experience overall because I'm just like, wow, I'm so in love with my boyfriend and like...

I don't even give a shit if people don't like us because I love him. It's so lonely when people are just hating you. But when people hate you as a couple, you literally have someone to go through it with. I'm like, Craig, have you not seen how fat we're getting? And he's like, no, Paige. I'm like, well, we are. Okay, the fact that people are fat shaming you as a relationship is...

Is fucked up A but B it means you're in love Because couples who don't That's called love weight That's called you're fucking in love I wouldn't return my ass for anything Like I don't leave my apartment Like Craig came here for a couple of days And typically Craig is the one that's like Let's go to dinner let's see these people Let's go out like let's make our rounds With like his friends in New York Of like who we need to see couple wise And stuff and this was the first Time in a while that He was like I

I am not leaving this couch. And I was like, I've never been more in love with you than in this fucking moment. Like knowing that I'm not leaving for the next 48 hours is the best thing to ever hear. But also when you're so exposed all the time, sometimes you just don't feel like putting yourself out there actually. And it feels really good to be under the covers and just like, I'm going to sit here and exist. But I'm glad that you two are,

are being very like communicative and being able to, it's weird having people. It, how, how weird is it? Cause Perry was always out of the picture. How weird is it for people to literally, and it was like the things when I dated Perry, like it was me taking it all on, on myself. Yeah. Like he didn't really understand that. Like if people hate you online, like he didn't understand that mentality. And so to have Craig, like,

understand what's happening, it is a very different emotional response. You nailed it. It's that you're both in it together and you both understand each other. So when you feel down, like an accountant could never understand the kind of pain. Never, never. And Craig is very like, if I say something, he is immediately giving me a solution. And like a couple months ago when we first, like people were really like attacking me,

I was like, look, I love that you're trying to give me a solution, but I need to just vent and be sad. And now he'll be like, fuck that person. And like, who gives a shit? Like now he like lets me live in that. And then the next day he's like, okay, don't read anything. And like, don't. Well, yeah, you have to feel to get over it. You can't. Yeah, you really do. You really do. And it's hard because it is obviously healthy to just ignore it all. But sometimes when there's a car crash, you just want to see it.

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point i just did outfits for your bachelorette party okay so we have our outfit choices can i tell the gigglers because i feel like they've been part of the planning process anyway yeah of course okay first night we're doing feathers like a feather look do you have it yet yep what color are you doing baby blue i'm obsessed i'm obsessed thank you i'm doing baby blue

Then we're doing Space Cowgirl, which can be interpreted in many different ways. Yeah, I'm having a tough time with Space Cowgirl look. I think it's honestly just getting a cowgirl hat and then wearing some shiny shit. Yeah. Yeah. And then the last one... I'm figuring it out. I'm processing. Yes. And the last one is Euphoria, which we had to do. Yeah.

We had to. And I'm just really excited to see. We have good themes. And like we have a funny group of girls. And I'm going to book us hair and makeup for every single night. Because like I need to like that. Yeah. Is that my gift? Yeah. That's your gift. Paige's gifts are always like don't fucking embarrass me. Okay. My gifts are also like and I'm going to do it too. I know. You're like come on.

Like, and also I'm going to have fun with you for this gift. My friend just told me she got her boyfriend an espresso machine because she was like, because I need coffee in the morning. And I'm like, that's genius. No, that's genius. I'm excited for Miami. The wedding is in under two months. Wow. So I'm going to Ireland tonight to like meet Des again. Remember who he is. I haven't seen him in three weeks.

Wait, Hannah, that's crazy. I hope he hasn't changed. Drama. Are you excited to meet like his family over there? Like his wife and his kids and their two dogs? I told him like the less I know, the better. Cause I think it'll start affecting us. Like I'm supportive of them, but I just don't like, I feel like if I meet the dog, I'll get attached, you know? Um,

I'm praying she's not blonde. Imagine he has like four families. I do think there's something fun about we were spent every single day together for so long during quarantine. So right before the wedding to like have some time apart is really funny because it's like, do I miss him? Yeah. I feel like everyone should do it. Like do like a month apart. Like fuck the night before. Don't see him. Do a month apart. See if you need each other. Because it gives you those butterflies. I feel like.

Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, like, I think he actually misses me, which is, like, fun because I didn't have to do anything. Yeah. I feel bad. I'm, like, me and Craig feel not bad with each other, but, like, it makes people uncomfortable when we're, like, we love long distance. I love missing Craig and being, like, I am going to squeeze your fucking head off. Like, it's fun. It's hot. It's hot. Yeah, it's hot. That's why when people are, like, trying to move in, like, take your time. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Or move in early to find out if you like can do it long term and you hate them. Like make sure that you don't just like missing them. Make sure you long term like them. Like them. Yeah. No, that would be a key. Is a dopamine hit like it is a high like sex after not being with someone for a while. Insane. Insane. It's honestly like you're cheating on him. I'm like, who is this man? I literally told him, oh, I'm going to tell the gigglers first. So I'm in the process of deciding like.

If I want to chop my hair or not. This is huge. It's really big. And I think I'm being swayed into one decision. And I think that is I am going to chop it. But I told Craig the other night, I was like, I'm not going to tell you when I chop it.

And I just want you to be like coming over and like you're literally having sex with a new like different girl. And we're very into it. And you're going to have an accent and your name is going to be Georgina. I'm just going to be like, and I was warning him. I was like, I need you to know that like I am different with short hair. And he was like, everyone says once you get to six months, it just changes. Is this what you mean by that? And I'm like, I'm different. She's sassier. She's bitchier. She's different.

There is this was a wedding where instead of a second dress, she had a second look where she cut her hair. I saw that tick tock. I saw that vibe. Yeah. I was like, holy shit. But I would never have the confidence in myself like me fresh off a haircut.

See? Is a nightmare. I think I would do that. I hate myself. I'm like, I have to wear my hair in a bun for at least three weeks. They could cut one inch and I'm like, I can't do it. It's like the dentist for me, cutting my hair. For you, a fresh cut, it's off the runway. You're fabulous. Wait, I might do that for my second wedding dress. Also chop my hair.

I thought you were going to say for your second wedding. I'm like, what? How many weddings are you planning for yourself, bitch? I want to have long hair during my ceremony, but I want to be like chic and cool for my reception. So after I murder my first husband, I'm going to have a second husband. I'm going to have short hair. I think I also might do a second dress for the reception. Were you not? I wasn't going to. Hannah, oh my God.

you have to this is the problem Des and I were like very into like garage wedding right but then since I've been away from him I've gone off the deep end I'm just like with my wedding planner just like yes yes yes yes you're like and now we have swans and fireworks and doves and I don't know what's going on we have a full human sacrifice at 10 p.m with fireworks um so there are dolphins

And I like haven't told Des some of it. So that's what our meeting will be about in Ireland. I'm going to tell him what our wedding is. So that'll be a fun journey. Wait, I would love for you to do a second wedding dress. Hannah, you could also do something like so much more you and it doesn't have to be like wedding-y, wedding-y.

like you're like and you don't just change into it right in the beginning of the reception you can yeah you do it at the end when like people are really drunk and then you're like yeah and you're like dancing you could do a short dress you could do a jumpsuit you could oh my god you haven't gotten this excited in a long time wait what does craig think of your short hair you know guys are like really opinionated about that stuff randomly sometimes like i don't like red lipstick it's like yeah you know

He's seen pictures of it and he likes it. He also met me with short hair. Oh, no. Yes. But he... Like, we didn't, like, really hang out. So he doesn't, like, really know me with short hair. But he's like, I mean, you look hot in pictures that I've seen. Like, he's very, like, I, like, do whatever you want. Like, I don't know. Okay, we love a supportive king. Yeah. Do you like...

his hair the way it is or do you want to grow it out or like make it short no I love it the way it is I don't like long hair on guys I don't like super short hair either I like that he can like push it back and gel it like Aaron Samuels this is a barbershop pod welcome to the shop

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