Giggling about strategic depression, home decor, and Addison Rae's Dad
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I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my giggly gobstoppers. I think I said that one already, but I just, I can't be joking now. I have to make an apology. Why? To the Academy. For what? I've been pronouncing perineum wrong. What is it? It's perineum.

Oh, my God, Hannah, you have us out here looking like absolute idiots. Absolute dummy dummies. I got flooded with DMs. Everyone's like feeling bad for me. They're like, LOL. Just not to embarrass you in the future. It's perineum, not perineum. Which I thought we were saying perennials like the flower. Yes. So also there is a Pasadena in Texas.

I'm a geographer. That's the other message I got. They were like, hey, sorry to DM you again, but look, the gigglers are smarter than us. So much smarter. That we know. That I can be self-aware about. Self-aware queens. We've done fucked up. Yeah. And we're not that good at speaking. Why is everyone in Europe except for us? As someone who just got back, though, it's just like...

But some of these people are getting fucked in the airport and like they want us to feel bad for them. I'm not coming for you, Ashley Hess. Some girls got to eat. It's just a little funny. What happened with them? I don't know, but I just know that summer traveling, all the airports are understaffed because of COVID. So everyone's like getting fucked. And I'm like, oh, no, your connection to Portugal. Oh, no.

Or like, you were late to getting to Rome. Okay, I will say, though, an international airport when there's a fuck-up and, like, you don't speak the language is quite terrifying. Remember that time I thought one of my boyfriends was going to leave me in France? No. What?

I have so many questions. Which one? When? Why? How? I had just started dating Perry and something happened with my ticket from France back to America. And my immediate reaction was, oh my God, this man's going to leave me in France because I'm going to have to wait to get on the next flight tomorrow. And I remember turning to him being like, you can get on the flight. And he was like, what? I wouldn't leave you in France. It would come out of a relationship where the man definitely would have...

France? Oh, so you weren't even testing him. You were just like in a... No, I was just like, yes. Like a small little cat. You were like, I'll figure it out. Just... Immediate panic. He was like, I'm not going to leave you. Your ex would have left you for dead. For sure. For sure.

No, but Ashley, her story was fucked up. Like, they canceled the flight, but they, like, didn't tell her. So she, like, got there and they're like, the flight's canceled, bitch. And she's like, not an email, not a text, not anything. I could have stayed in my beautiful hotel. So she just... It was... I guess because it's international and she's alone as a woman, it could be scary. But...

It is funny. But isn't she with Raina? I think they are together, but I think they might have split up. It's chaotic. I mean, low key, I'm jealous. Okay, I said it. I'm jealous that her and Raina are out here in Europe having fun. They didn't think to throw Salami Squad a fucking text? Not even.

Not even like, no, nothing to be like, hey, why don't we get the band back together? We'll all meet up in Europe. Actually, Becca did text me the other day and I didn't respond. What'd she say? So my B on that. She asked me for the link to my coffee table and I was like, in my mind, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to totally get that for her. But, you know, the day got away from me. And we'll follow up with that drama on next episode.

How are you? You know. Yeah. I'm not thriving. I'm not great, but I'm not like... Rock bottom. But who knows? You could always get there. I took the week in West Hampton.

And you'd think that would be relaxing, but it's not because it's like seven games in a row. Like when you mess up, we got to figure out who did something wrong and why. Change the strategy. I was just going to say, does he say the word strategy a lot when he's playing like beach volleyball with like...

other normal people trying to play beach during the point where yelling strategy, when you guys get home, do you talk about what went? Yes. I married my dad. I married my dad, but does it also so funny? Like he's so intense and people will be like, is he okay? And I'm like, no, that's his, like I'm having the best time of my life face. Yeah. But you love that. I love you. Also, if you could have never ever dated someone who wasn't competitive, like,

And I'm also so annoying. Like I'll hit like a smash and if he didn't see it, I'll get mad. I'm like, babe, I get that. I get that. Like, and I know I shouldn't need him to watch for me to feel good about myself, but like, I will say there was something the other day that I was thinking about and then it made me realize like, are you depressed? No, like you do things and you're just like, that doesn't seem, that's gotta be a sign of something. I,

You're like, I'll WebMD this shit later. What is an intrusive thought? Someone said if it starts with what if. But then like what if? Oh my God, I just had an intrusive thought. But like what if it's actually a like what if this happens? No, like what if something happens? What if something goes awry? So...

The other day, it was like 2 o'clock and I didn't have to like leave my apartment that day, which like we love. So it was like 2 o'clock. I was like about to take my shower like for the day, get out of my shower. I'm like, oh, I'm going to do like a hair care treatment. And I was like, hmm, can I just like do my nighttime skin routine now? And I was like, I don't see like why –

Like why I couldn't. And then like before bed, I'll just like quickly like splash some water on my face and like do it again. And that's like, that's like basically, I'm basically Gwyneth Paltrow. It's smart, but it is depression. Okay. Because then I was like, can you not? Strategic depression.

Can you not do your nighttime skin routine because you can't be in the sun? Like are the nighttime skin things specifically for not sun? No, I think they're just like heavier. Like you're not putting makeup over it and stuff. Got it. Okay. Because in my head I was like, well, I'm trying to not see the sun for a couple of days. And then that's when I said, Eureka, I think I am depressed. Because you're like, it's 11 a.m. and I know I'm not going anywhere. Yeah.

I know I'm not going anywhere for the next four days. So follow me for more depression self-care tips. I had one of those moments too. I'm currently have this very toxic trait of buying things online to make me the person I want to be. Like I'll buy these books and I'm buying these cute outfits. I'm buying like

All this fun stuff. I'm like really enjoying shopping. I have my Amazon storefront. It's so fucking lit in there. And then when the stuff comes. Every time I see you post your Amazon storefront, I'm sorry, but I fucking giggle. I'm like this bitch. Well, people keep going. Paige is shaking. LOL. Paige is laughing. Everyone is. It's it's. I love it for attention from you.

I just like, I don't understand why you haven't done a category for cats. I have one. Oh, you do? Yes, I updated it. Okay, good. I wasn't just going to wing it, Paige. You don't just like put up stuff. You have to do intensive research on what's best for your feline. But yeah, I will buy all this shit. And then I'm too depressed to open it all. So I...

So like I have like all these clothes. Like clothes? Clothes. I don't like trying on clothes. I think it's exhausting. You have to like. It is. It's exhausting. Put stuff through both legs. No. I need a break after. And then look in the mirror and be honest with yourself if you look good in it or not. And if you don't like it, you have to do admin and return it. All that gives me anxiety. Yeah. As it should. Like I see all this stuff and I'm like not today. No. So I have like tons of stuff I've bought that I haven't tried on. I don't read the books.

No, I knew you didn't. I didn't. I don't read the books.

You want to know why? Because you don't have an iPad. I'm not supporting this iPad obsession you have because it's creepy. It's creepy. I need you to get an iPad, hang out with it for a couple of days. Borrow someone's iPad. Not mine because I need my iPad. Borrow someone's iPad. See how you feel after. See if the thought comes in your brain like, I'm going to start a book. But the thing is, I like the smell of books. I like, you know...

Turning the pages. No, you don't. Looking like you're an intellectual. Do you ever bring one of the books to the beach? Yeah. And what do you do with it? Use it as a fucking paperweight? Yeah.

I do read magazines, but I have to admit I'm a picture girly. I'm not reading the articles in the magazines. I'm a picture girly. It's like Instagram, but in paper. What magazines are you picking up? I'd love to know. Good question. Since I'm in the airport a lot, I go straight to wherever the mags are. I did get wedding ones when I was getting married, but now I don't.

No. That would be weird if I did. I'm already planning my second future marriage. Hannah in the airport looking at second weddings. How to... I did it all wrong. I did it all wrong. I will look at... Oh, okay. I like the health ones. I think they're super toxic, but I like to look at what a life would be if I'm like, oh, for lunch I'm having zucchini and couscous. Couscous is so fucking...

Dude, in the food groups, cuckoos is so elitist. Cuckoos? Yeah, it's couth as fuck. It's like your rice, okay? Grow up and stop trying to act like you are international. Every time I see it, look, I'm going to eat it, but every time I see it, I'm like, ugh.

You think you're better than me? Couscous is very Greek. Is it? I think it's Greek. Oh, God. The giggler's going to yell at me again. The giggler's like, and she is ding, ding, ding. Wrong again. It's Mediterranean, I feel like. I'm not sure the origin of couscous, but I think it could go a couple ways. I'm going to say, yeah, I'm going to say it's Mediterranean. I agree with that. You know, I'm Googling right now.

Remember we used to do the lives and we used to get these answers immediately because people would just Google it and be like, you dumb bitches. Yeah. OK, we're completely wrong. It's North African and it's a staple of Moroccan, Algerian, Tunisian, Libyan and Mauritian. And wow. But you know what? I got that wrong because in Sicily it touches northern Africa and Sicilians use it. That's why I got confused.

You know what I also do? I save tons of recipes as if I cook. Do you do that? I have started to do that. I literally would be like, this looks good. I'm like, oh my god, that looks so good. I'm saving it. Save. Who do you think you are? Like, I am so delusional. Wait, here's another thing people don't talk about. As you're saving it, what's the lie you tell yourself? Like, I'm going to make this X, Y, and Z. Or I'm going to make this four. What's your immediate lie that you tell yourself? I'm going to make this for Desi.

I always think, oh my God, next time in Charleston, I'm totally going to make this. Fast forward an hour is me texting him going, me hungry. I just texted Craig. I'm like, what do you think about Popeye's tonight? I could really get into a fucking biscuit. We're so naughty. I had Mexican like three days in a row and he lets me.

Here's the thing. Craig doesn't, like, love Mexican food. So it's not... He also, like, doesn't really love, like, Chinese food. Like, fast food Chinese. I know. Did I tell you in LA, after I went to Erwan, I found a Chinese food place? Sesame chicken, fried rice, a little broccoli. Bury me in it. It's so good. So, like...

Craig is a big, like, Thai food person, but... Okay. It's not the same, though. Like, it's just not the same. I hate to say it, though, but has he just not had good Chinese in Charleston? Okay, well, here's the other thing. He's, like, so obsessed with, like, Charleston. It has the best food in Bev. He always says Bev. It makes me want to punch myself. The best food in Bev places. I'm like, but you guys... No, he saved a lot of time of his life not saying beverage. Beverage. Beverage.

And I always go in my brain, I go right to the TikTok. Did you say Bevroshino? Anyway, he never knows what I'm talking about. And like they do have a lot of really great restaurants, but they don't have a lot of really good dirty restaurants. You know what I mean? Like when we're saying dirty, by the way, we mean like dirty.

Like hole in the wall. Just no, no frills. If the food people came and rated the cleanliness, they would fail. Like, that's what I want. Like, that's what I'm looking for. They put their sweat, blood and tears into this food. And it's amazing. Some people, they see a C rating. They get scared. I go, that is the roach grease. That's going to make me love it. That's what I want in my general sow. Fucking C rating. Yeah.

So anyway, they don't have any like pizza places. They don't even have like an Italian importing store that you could get like a hunk of cheese and a fucking prosciutto sandwich. Like they don't have the things I need. Do they have like, what's it called? Bojangles? I've never heard of that. I have no idea what that is. It's like the Southern. I think they have in Atlanta. The Southern. It's like a Chick-fil-A type thing. Bojangles.

It's like fast food. Do they have fast food in Charleston? I mean, allegedly, I haven't really gone to any or seen any. Like, where do you go if you're, like, running around and just need a quick... And I don't get fast food there. No dollar pizza stores? No! Did you see that the dollar pizza store has raised their prices from 99 cents to 150? In this economy. In this economy. It makes me sad, but also, like, honestly, it's worth 150. I got it the other night. Was it good? Yeah.

so good craig was like this is like cardboard i was like you don't ever come into my apartment and talk to me about pizza my question is have you had the artichoke pizza in the west village of course i love that fucking pizza because that used to be the pizza i would get after i would go out from my clubbing days that'll put you to sleep and for people who are like ew artichoke pizza i get it it doesn't seem ideal but think of like artichoke dip

Like artichoke spinach dip. Thick, melty cheese on a cake. You have to know going into it, the roof of your mouth will be burned. It will. There's no amount of time that you could wait that you would not burn it. Rest in peace. Because even if you think the top layer is like cool enough to bite into, you haven't even gotten in to the inner layers. No, it's a lava cake. It's an actual lava cake. It's a full on lava cake.

Whenever I didn't want to hook up with a guy and like go home with him after like a club, I would suggest that we went to artichoke pizza because then out like a light. Yeah. And I'm like, oh my God, shoot. I put two stops into the Uber. Gotta go. Like got a jet. Gotta go. My asshole open. Girls are so sleuth. Is that a word? Sleuth? Yeah. Sleuth is like someone who's like, um, stealthy investigating things. Oh, but I do have an exciting project. What is it?

I'm redecorating my apartment. Sorry, that made me just think of something. Oh, my God. Wait, what were you thinking of? I've been watching Love Island. Okay, we'll talk about it after, but you doing the British accent. What's your vibes? Can you text me some of your inspo pics? I'm going hard. Okay. Because this is my apartment. This isn't Dez's. This is mine. So he has no say. Okay. And I'm painting the kitchen like...

a green okay like almost the green you're wearing okay and then I'm doing a full pink moment in my bedroom like think 90s glam room like okay pink pot girly because I have all this glam shit and that I have nowhere to put it so it's going to be like full vanity it's going to be so girly

And then in the main room, there's going to be like a content area for me to like create quality content. Yeah. And I'm getting this like one of those TikTok, like Victoria Paris couches that's like blue. I'm basically... Okay, so this is the aesthetic. It's like 70s with a modern twist. Vibes. Like pure vibes. Here's the thing about like...

Not that particular aesthetic in general, but just like an kind of like out of the box aesthetic. Right now is really the only time you could do it. Because at some point you're going to have a small baby running around and like you can't have like sharp corners. You're like, you can't have this plant because she's going to put it in her fucking mouth. Like you have to be able to like

do this and then like because slowly you're gonna have to like change and page told all of america the other day that i am getting pregnant this year so mostly preparing for that honestly i just need like some joy in my life and you having a baby would give me that so please do it i feel like that's unhealthy that was unhealthy statement i feel like that was another trigger that i am in fact depressed thank you

um but yeah if you if you guys go on instagram like look at the maximum they call it maximalist because minimalist was very in and now i'm doing maximalist but not like insane maximalist but like lots of stuff on the walls like lots of chockeys what color you're such a fucking chockee person i'm gonna be like it's gonna look like you walked into your crazy aunt's lair what are you painting the living room

I think we're going to do a little less aggressive because the couch is so aggressive. It's like a bright blue. Um, but I'm like a cobalt. Yes. A cobalt, a cobalt velvet.

Okay. I was like all the other girlies. I love just like pure white. I want it white, white, simple white. And now I'm like, no, we want color. And also I feel like colors have energies. I went to LA for four days last month and I learned colors are part of your manifestation, your mood. Yeah. Pink is actually supposed to be like a very intense manifestation color. Yes. So when I'm masturbating manifestation color,

And tanning your asshole. So much to do. We haven't done front page news in seven years. What's going on? Okay. Quite possibly, like most recently, the ickiest, not the ickiest story I've ever read, but like pretty fucking icky. Did you see all the stuff with Addison Rae's dad?

I saw it and then I immediately felt a bodily reaction and I didn't. I was I also was sad. OK, wait. One thing I do need to look up because I actually read Addison Rae dad. He looks like Emeril Lagasse. His name is Monty Lopez. But but here's the thing.

Addison Rae doesn't, I don't think, takes her father's last name. Or is her name Addison Rae Lopez? Because she, no, it's Addison Rae Easterling, which is her mom's last name. So I'm not sure if he is even her biological dad. Oh, okay.

That's something I need to like look into. But anyway, so Addison raised for all intents and purposes her dad. So maybe it's not her biological dad, but like it, you know, for family and growing up reasons, like he was the one around and she has siblings and he is the biological dad, whatever. So he's been married to her mom and he was having an affair with this 25 year old girl and

So he's telling the 25 year old girl like all this shit, like his marriage is like a scam and they're not really together and they're getting a divorce and blah, blah, blah. And so the 25 year old girl was like, OK, well, if that's happening, then like, why can't we go public with our relationship? First of all, so it was a full on relationship. Yes. And he was like, we can't because of my kids and like all this stuff. And she was like, OK, cool. She was like, totally get it.

Understandable. Then this girl, because we always do, found out that he was cheating on her with like other 25-year-old girls. There was like a picture posted of him at a club and he was like rubbing some girl's ass. It's giving, Randall Emmett. It's giving. It's giving.

So then God bless this 25-year-old girl who just went off. She was like, fuck this. I'm not getting cheated on by this guy who's basically been lying to fucking everyone. He's disgusting. Also, like your daughter is 21 years old and she's quite possibly one of the most famous people in the world right now.

How are you basically trying to bang her friends? Like that is so grossly inappropriate. I'm going to say. Yeah. And so now it's come out. The mom put like a whole Instagram up basically being like, obviously anything that happens in our family that's in the public eye is extremely hard. But like, I'm just trying to make sure like my kids feel safe and protected. And like, that's all we're really focusing on. And she wrote single mom in her bio. Addison hasn't really said anything because like, I mean, what?

What are you going to say? Like my dad's a piece of shit. You know, like what is she going to say? Well, I send my condolences to the mom and I'm so glad that she was just like nipping the bud, cut the fat, get him out. No pun intended. And I have to let the ladies know when you're going for these below average, mediocre, troll looking men, you think that they like,

are lucky to be with you because you're so much hotter than them and that they're going to treat you well, but they're not. Their looks have nothing to do with if they're going to be faithful or not. And some of them, I almost feel like,

haven't had that power before. Like this guy, he's famous now, like a little bit of fame. Right. I have a theory. I have a conspiracy theory for specifically with men. I don't think it holds that much weight with women because we're just like superior and we just like get through trauma and whatever. I think that if men weren't

like that cool in college and like younger age when they get like money or they get like fame in this guy's case when they're older they immediately resort back to like what it was like in college and they just like act a fool because it's and you're just like wait they've already like done this redo that experience yes well I think in our culture it's so glamorized like being young and good looking and having sex and like making

men like that concept of like that's the cool guy some of like the worst guys i've been with have been either the ugliest ones or like the really really good looking ones oh my god the hot ones fuck you over and the ugly ones fuck you over like there's no guys who are really good looking are the worst because they've never lived life with like normal social norms

Like, right. You ever with like a really hot dude and he will say the most cringe joke and everyone laughs around him and you're like, this is why this is why you you are the way you are because no one's ever told you sometimes you should just shut the fuck up.

Nobody tells them to shut the fuck up. No one's ever been like, hey, or hey, maybe that's inappropriate to say. Or hey, maybe that's weird. Everyone's just like, you're amazing. Or like they just like give you secondhand embarrassment where you're just like, please stop being like that. Like you're just in your head. I'm just like, stop talking. Secondhand embarrassment. I would like to shout it out.

I feel like I always get it. And I think sometimes it's quite possibly worse than like my own embarrassment. No, it is because you don't have control. I feel so bad. You know when you start getting embarrassed, you're like, I'm out. Goodbye. I'm going to remove myself. Yeah, see ya. Secondhand, you're like, oh no. I'm like, they don't even know. They don't even know. But what's good about secondhand embarrassment, depending on who it is, is that

you can bond with the people after it to be like, okay, that was weird, right? Are we okay? Is everyone okay? I think one of my favorite sentences is like, that was weird, right? Like just taking a fucking pulse check on the room. Like I'm not crazy, right? This bitch is nuts, right? Yeah.

At the end, it's everything. It's like, that bitch is nuts, right? And everyone's like, yeah, no, she for sure is. And you're like, okay, just making sure I'm still well. I feel like that's the basis of most relationships and friendships. Like, you have the same opinion about different kind of people. Yes. So, like, if the waiter says some shit and then leaves the table and you don't look at each other and have the same reaction, you're done. Break up with them immediately. Like, that was awkward, huh? Yeah.

I'd love to know the statistic on women that cheat over like men that cheat. It's obviously like men cheat way more. Well, one, because I think girls are just smarter and we like don't get caught. But two, I digress. But two,

But two, it's like the audacity. Like in what world did you think that you weren't going to get caught cheating on your wife with one girl? Like one relationship could have been enough. All the blood is in their penis. They like literally can't think. I mean, I know we've been on our men are trash tour and with recent events, it's been difficult. It's been true. I've been reflecting on stuff and like all my shootings, men. Yes. Like,

All STDs come from men. STDs were invented by a man. No, like literally. STDs were invented because some guy was like, I'm going to stick my dick in this. And then he got something because he wasn't supposed to stick his dick in it. And then he gave it to all of us. You know what it probably was? A fucking apple pie from 7-Eleven. Yeah, it was just like, don't put your dick in there. And you know, Adam and Eve, they blamed it on Eve. Let's be honest. It was probably Adam. Adam?

Because who wrote those books? Men! Men! Adam fucking tricked her and was like, I'm hungry. She was trying to fucking help. Yeah. And also when we're talking about men, let's be honest, we're not talking about gay men.

Oh, God, no. God, no. We're not talking about our gayglers. Angels. Angel babies. You know what? I was talking to one of my gay men friends the other day because I was like, oh, I watch Fire Island. Is it actually like that? And he was like, yeah, like it totally is. It's so fun. As two very heterosexual women, we're like, what's going on with the gays and lesbians? What is the whole top bottom thing? Okay. Is it like a bunk bed? What's happening? Here is another question I asked my friend.

He said, no, I know that you're usually a top or a bottom or sometimes it might switch. Verse. Huh? They call them verses. Oh, got it. Yes, yes, yes. I said, but is everyone giving head? Are they all do? Is that is that universal? Do we all do that? And he said, it does also depend like on the relationship, but pretty much. Yeah. He was like, obviously, I like getting it more than I like giving it. And I was like, well, yeah. Welcome to the fucking club.

See, I would get paranoid because, you know, now we're not competing with the dude on, like, giving head. I mean, like, he can give head, but it's, like, a different kind of head. Where, like, imagine if, like, you're not really in the mood for a blowjob and you half-ass it. And then they give you a blowjob and go hard. And then you feel like... Yes, because we can't really compare to, like, our significant others because it's, like, totally different anatomy down there. You're like, I have tits. I'm better. Whatever. Yeah. But, like, if...

I also had a penis and Greg had to give me head. I'd be like, that's horrible. Like, why don't you do what I taught you? Yes. I just, it's like, I deep throat it and you're not going to deep throat it. You're not going to deep throat it. I deep throat it for four minutes. Oh my God. I love gay men. I just, there needs to be more of them in the world.

So you liked Fire Island? I loved it. I thought it was so funny. Well, I think it was casted so well. So good. And I think that like all of the jokes were written very well. And I just thought it was like fun. It was so lighthearted. Like I would watch it again. Yeah.

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In the most recent picture that's like, you know, circling online with him and Megan Fox. With the crop top? Yeah, the bubble top. Yeah. I'm going to say that's one trend that I really hope doesn't come back. It doesn't seem comfortable. Did you not have one in the 90s? Late 90s, early 20s? I didn't. And now I'm like realizing why I wasn't cool in the 90s. So much has just been explained. So much. I was wearing my brother's t-shirts.

I just realized so much about you. I was wearing limited too. Like literally buying ads with you in them. I had that top and literally every single color, every single pattern. At one point, my mom was like, it's enough with these tops. Yeah, it's enough. Well, they're bad. And I, I don't want them. That's a trend. I'm not gonna, I'm not putting my stamp of approval on. I can't do it. I think they're hideous. They were hideous then and they're hideous now. Do you think Craig could pull off a crop top? Oh my God.

No, imagine me just like begging for the flip flops and jeans. I'm like, put them back on. No, I could never. I could never and I would never. I will say Craig has been sending me Instagrams now of just like men in clothes. And at first I was like, what's going on here? He was like, he's like, you feed is just like men in streetwear.

He was like, do you like this look? And I'm like, oh my God. I love, see Des, you don't teach old dogs new tricks. Right. And he has that like kind of European flair that like I have to respect. Yeah, he does. I was going to say, he has good style, I think. Like I've never seen him been like, oh my God, Des, what are you wearing? Yeah, I mean, he does have a couple like pink sweatshirts that I, but then it's kind of cute. He wears a visor sometimes that I'm like, you know what? We love that for you.

The confidence to even wear one. If that's your journey today, yeah. What do you think about the whole Randall Emmett thing? Have you followed it at all? Yeah. I mean, I didn't read the whole thing because, like, pretty much Instagram, like, does a synopsis for you on, like, every important part. The number one thing I always think of, like, when stories come out like this, the anxiety. Yeah.

Like I have anxiety about things that like are so out there. Like so like if I have anxiety about something, I have to say it. I'm like, I'm so anxious about this and this is why and I did this and like what if this happens? Like imagine keeping in all of these lies. Again, these mediocre looking dudes.

I like I don't get how he got Lala, who is like so fucking pretty. So just like her own self and how, you know, like got her. I think that Lala is realizing like Lala probably had the whispers like, you know, it's like, no, he's going to do what he did to the other girls to you. This looks kind of did you just make that up? The way Oprah Oprah did.

from Oprah. Because that... They call it the whispers when you hear it. Like, even me, like, I look past some relationships that I'm like, oh, like, how could he do this to me? And I'm like, he...

there were signs. Yeah. Come on, bitch. Take credit for your own side of it where you wanted him to be this person that he just wasn't. Like, you knew he was a liar. You knew he was a narcissist. But you didn't, it's natural and human to not want that to be true. But like, That's so true. But I love how now she's, she's the one who's like,

putting together the whole smear campaign. But he's trying to argue like she's doing it. She should. She's doing it because she wants like the child. But I think it's more like, let's get the facts straight. Let's get the facts straight. And it seems like she should have the fucking kid because you're a loony tune. Like a literal loony tune. I had heard.

Yeah, that he is that like creepy type producer. But again, with Lala, like it must be exciting. Like the opportunist side of you is like this guy has so many great connections. I want to be an actress. Here's the other thing about men.

I'm sorry, but like as two very attractive young women, I look in the mirror sometimes and I'm like, how do you leave the home? How do these men who are not good looking in the least think like, like try and put their dick in everyone? Like, I don't get that either. It's because they get it through money, through power. It's all a fuck. Again,

Sexual harassment. Majority of it is men. Mass shootings, men. Add on to it. It's the men. Why don't we corral all the men? Why don't we just send one big mass email just being like, hey guys, why don't you fucking chill for a second? This is going to be a real retro callback, but...

Stop. Stop. Stop. Did I tell you about the guy I was seeing? And I'm not going to tell you who. I'm not going to tell you who, but you know who they are. Who I was like, you know what would be great for everyone? I think you should go to therapy. And he got so mad at me and said he wants, he doesn't believe in therapy. He just needs to be in the woods with wolves. And that's when I said, we have no chance in hell of getting out of this. Stop. Who's that? Stop.

gave that man a key? I left the door unlocked. Speaking of men. Wait, ask him if he has anything to say for the male community. Do you have anything to say just on behalf of the male community in general? This can be just... You're not alone. Okay? You're not alone. That doesn't make any sense. You're not alone. As the spokesperson of the male community, that made no sense, sir. Take you and your flip-flops out of here. And I love train travel.

Craig loves being on the train. Which train? The Amtrak? Shut the door because I have to talk about, you know. Oh, thanks for bringing it up.

Okay, so I've been doing this new thing where like I get an email that I have packages, but I kind of try and time it with when I know Craig's coming. So I've been getting emails now for four days and I'm like, I'll get it later, get it later. So then when Craig comes to my apartment, I text him and I say, mind just picking up my packages that are downstairs. So then he has to come up with a full cart of packages. And that is what they are useful for. They have the strength to get the stuff you bought that you're never going to use.

And I'm like, I can't even try this on because I'm so anxious and depressed. I just leave it in the box. Oh, my God. Anyway, anything else going on in the news? What do you think about Jen Shah?

Oh, yeah. Was there they said that she pleaded guilty, but like she changed. She said not guilty that she said guilty. Do you know why she did this last minute guilty plea? She pleaded guilty because then they took off like one of the charges. But still, like she could go to jail for like fucking 15 years and she will owe like nine million dollars. Wow. Like, here's the thing, though, that I'm not getting. If you're in jail.

How are you paying $9 million? Like, I'm not getting it. Well, because she still has savings, even though she's in jail. So then, like, you get out of jail, you get a job. What if you never pay back that $9 million? You go back to jail? Oh. Or, like, you're in debt. So whenever you make money, you give it to them? But wouldn't that just entice you to do something illegal again?

And that is how you just solved the whole entire crime system of America. No, like our system is fucked. No, I think you have to declare bankruptcy and then like they basically take all your shit and then you have to start over from scratch. But long story short, this is where I have some confusion with reality TV. Okay. People will treat like a silly fight.

as seriously as like someone literally conning and stealing from old people like i feel like everyone's being so casual about this i don't know am i so cash are they no you're right no you're right people are more mad at like i'm sorry i can't i can't no i can't i can't i'm being better

It's insane. It's insane. I mean, this here's the other thing. If you're doing that, I will never understand if you're doing something highly illegal. And I love Teresa Giudice. I've always been a Teresa Giudice fan. And I truly believe that she didn't know what the fuck Joe Giudice was doing. But like in Jen's case, if you're doing something highly illegal and it's you doing it.

I feel like the last thing I'm trying to do is put my face and my name all over fucking national television. But think of, like, the kind of person that would do something that illegal to get money. They're the same kind of person that would take the opportunity to go on reality TV to get famous. Like, you're just living in chaos. Like, you're just, like, survival mode all the time. Also, her husband has a nice job. Like, he's a coach. A nice job. Football, like...

Also, I don't love the whole, like, not guilty, this is such a lie. And then the second later being like, I'm so sorry to all the victims. Like, it just, it's so, I mean, also, I just would never do anything illegal because I'm so scared of going to jail. Yeah. But, like, I just couldn't imagine. I mean, I have anxiety with, like, everyday shit. How the fuck? Jen Shaw conned your grandma. No.

No, that happens to old people all the time. Also, you know, you want to get an email that says it's like Chase, but like all the icons are different and it says like at gmail.com and you're like, this isn't Chase. Yeah. Basically, there's a lot of scams out there that you're like, who falls for this? Grandma does. Yeah. And grandma is just, how could you hurt a grandma? No, I mean, that's just like soulless. But like the Bravo fans are literally busy like yelling at like,

dorinda for being drunk and yelling at people which not great but she's not scamming old people no seriously like she's just telling vicky what the fuck is up but people like are so mad at her but jen shaw's literally buying louboutins with like grandma savings my question i'm not really watching it but like also her girls are like having her back kind of through it

Like her friends? Yeah. Yeah, they're basically like innocent until proven guilty. And it's like, but she said she was guilty. But then there's the Erika Girardi stuff where everyone's like, guilty! People are so mad at her. Here's the thing. I think Erika really didn't know. I think what people are more mad at Erika for is that she didn't have any remorse. But she was like, but why should I have remorse when I didn't know and I was scammed too? And they were like, eh.

It's a little bit different. Yeah. Like, so I get that. Like, people being mad because it's like, like, I apologize for my boyfriend now just for, like, simply existing. Could you imagine if Christ did something illegal? My anxiety would really get to me then. But, no, everyone's crazy. That's why I've stopped watching reality TV and I only watch Love Island. How is Love Island? It is...

One of the better seasons. Really? One of the better seasons. Really? So at first I didn't think I could watch it because usually Hulu doesn't put it on like in time. So I got to downloading my VPN illegally and I was like, I'm going to figure this out. You're an online sleuth. Literally scamming grandma's left and right. I stole my grandma's credit card information, got myself a VPN and

And then one of my friends texted me and was like, it's on Hulu. So I'm completely caught up. I'm on episode like 23. Oh my God. It's so good. So many curve balls are being thrown. So much like...

Here's why I really love Love Island because sometimes there are characters in the very beginning that you're just like, she's the worst. I can't stand her. And then by the very end, I'm like, if she doesn't win, I will lose my mind. And that's where I'm at right now. Everyone's favorite reality TV arc is, oh, that bitch was right. That bitch was right. So it really is so good. But here's the other thing that kind of annoys me with Love Island is

And I know it's probably hard to, like, cast this type of show. But, like, some of the girls are, like, later 20s. And then some of the girls are, like, early 20s. And then it's, like, the same for the guys. I just...

I want him to keep it in an age range. Because if I'm going in there and I'm 28, 29, I'm not trying to get with a 23-year-old guy. Yeah, what if he's like the only available guy and everyone wants to stay on? Also, the level of fame that people get from Love Island is like astronomical compared to like the average show. No, it's crazy. Imagine you got Love Island and you got voted off in the beginning. Yeah.

When like the public votes for like... They also do it. Like the first vote off is like the public has voted for who they like the least.

Like, no, there's, like, serious... They've had to instill, like, therapy and, like, mental health stuff for just getting off the show because they're not on their phones to then, like, immediate fame or, like, finding out, oh, everyone hated me for... Okay, well, listen to this story. So when it was Molly Mae's season, which we watched Molly Mae, Molly Mae and Tommy Fury. This is a Stan podcast, Molly Mae. Yes, absolutely. Do you know that Tommy Fury wasn't allowed in the United States because he has...

Too many ties to the Irish mafia. And tell me that he didn't just go up 10 notches in your book. Des knew that. Oh, my God. Does he know the Fury family? Yes. No, he doesn't. Like, he knows of them. Like, they're very famous in Ireland. Oh, my God. I would die if I met anyone from them. His brother's, like, the most famous boxer. Wait, because he was going to box Logan Paul. Correct. So there was, like, this article came out.

When Molly Mae went into Love Island, she gave her phone to her sister and like all of her Instagram stuff to her sister. It ended up getting so fucking overwhelming for the sister because Molly was getting so much hate. She was like, I actually can't do this. I have to give this to someone else to like run because she was like responding to people and like posting things for because she was already an influencer. So she had like work schedule that she had to like post. Yeah.

So she was like, I can't do this. I'm going to give it. She gave it to Molly Mae's best friend. So Molly Mae inside of Love Island heard that like her Instagram was being run by new management. And she was like, wait, I have to like call my sister. Like I need to know what's going on. Like this is my job. And they're like, we can't like you can't talk to your sister. When her sister came for the like parents day, you know, and they have like your family come.

They were like, you cannot say anything about like the outside world. Like you can't give Molly any like indication that anything's going on. But like being sisters, Molly was like, what the fuck's like happening with my Instagram? And in the sand, the sister wrote 2.2 because she had gone from like 1 million followers all the way up to 2.2 million. She had been on for like two weeks. Yeah.

And she said it was so fucking insane, like, the amount of fame she got overnight, basically. Yeah.

And yeah, they all have to go to mandatory therapy after. Yeah, because there's been like self-harm and stuff afterward. I mean, I think everyone on reality TV should go to mandatory therapy. No, I mean, I honestly really feel like there has to be a system for we joked like there has to be a rehab for like post housewives or stuff, but like getting out of reality or like during reality TV, there has to be a mental health installment, but then it's hard because they want drama. So if everyone's like super zen, like

No, that's why, like, when you're done, you need to realize that you were just traumatized. Yeah. When I was done, I immediately got a weekly therapist. I also, I remember looking at, like, spas. Like, I wanted to do, like, a two-week, like, meditation spa. And then I was like, okay, you're not going to. I want to go on a 10-day silent retreat. I literally looked up silent retreats and then I scared myself.

I think we should do it. Me and you on a silent retreat? We're going to get kicked out immediately. Just for giggling. Like, not even talking, just giggling. No, I want to go to a silent retreat and, like, secretly vlog the whole thing so we don't talk. But we're just, like... Like, it's just us, like, rounding corridors, not speaking. Okay.

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I think that Jack might have personally been like, I need these two girls. Wait, it's called the Life is Beautiful Festival. And it is lit. It's in Vegas. The lineup includes Calvin Harris, Jack Harlow. I didn't realize Kygo was so hot. Would you live under a rock? Yeah, I live under a rock. I had no idea Kygo was hot. No, dude, it's literally like the top DJs, top rap artists. Charlie XCX.

Giggly squad. Giggly squad? I was like, wait, what? Do you think we should vlog it? I think we should vlog it. Yeah. Because what if, like, Jack Harlow walks by us and we don't get that on video for the fucking gigglers? I mean, that would be just, like, the meanest thing we could do to the gigglers. I'd put myself in jail for fraud. We also need to make a TikTok where it's like, boys didn't look at me in high school, but then Jack Harlow looked at me. Oh, no, what if you leave a crack for Jack Harlow? Oh.

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So fucking hot. You like his style? I love his style. I love that kind of style. Like a basketball short and an Air Force One.

You love a New York man. I love a New York man. You're basically just turning Craig into a New Yorker and it's hilarious. The other day, he looked like full Guido though. He was like, should I do my chains out or in? And I was like, I want to say out. But if anyone saw you, they'd be like, break up with your girlfriend. She's totally changing your whole brain. You guys need to just do Jersey Shore for one weekend. He would destroy the Jersey Shore. He would love it. Craig fist pumping. The Jersey Shore is just, oh my God.

I have been in a weird television watching phase. I was going to say there's like this new creepy documentary on Netflix, but it's about like... Did you watch it? It's about like the girl in the photo. I haven't watched it yet. Okay. I started it last night and I literally was on for 30 seconds and I was like, this is way too scary to watch in my apartment at midnight by myself. Gotta go. We know what I'm doing tonight. But definitely...

does because he's an international man he's very into it's called skando new war noir okay it's basically like guys i speak five languages yeah i was like i don't know what that is and it's basically scandinavian murder mysteries with like from the perspective of the police so scandinavian countries are like

apparently apparently really good at these kind of murder mysteries and there's like ones in finland ones in i don't know i'm not international enough but finland there's another one in finland name a scandinavian country norway okay genius have you been hiding from me

I actually have no idea. But I think that is Norway. Totally. Yeah. But this is the problem there. They're so complicated and so intense and they're all subtitles. So when we watch them, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have to like and I I can't what am I going to do? Like every three seconds be like, why is this happening to him? He'll divorce me.

Wait, do they figure it out at the end or is this one of those unsolved mystery things? Oh no, they figure everything out. We watched one that like

It just blows your mind. Wait, can Dez know what it's saying? Can he speak the language? No, but he's really weird with languages. We're like, we're just, I'm reading the subtitles. And then he'll like jokingly be like, Undskennhausen, Gosen, remote. And I'm like, wait, what? Like he like hears what it sounds like. And then we'll talk like that for the rest of the night. He'll be like, Undskennhausen, Gosen. And I'm like, what? What I think he just asked me to do is illegal in most countries. Yeah.

I asked Craig, because I've been talking in Love Island jargon, and I asked Craig, I was like, just try and do a British accent. He gave me the cutest response ever. He goes, I need to try it privately first, and then I'll bring it to you. I really want you to ask him to try it right now. It's so cute. It's like, well, I don't want to embarrass myself. I just envisioned him in the mirror being like, how are you? Hello.

Hello, governor. No, that's not right. No, that's not. That's not right. You know, they say that British accents are just sped up southern accents. Really? Like, say something in a British accent really slow. Actually.

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