Giggling about summer pressure, main character syndrome, and aura readings
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I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, guys? Do you know where you are? Oh my god, that was so impressive. Redo, redo, redo, redo. No, keep that in. Keep that. Absolutely keep that.

What's up guys? Do you know where you are? We're in Giggle Town. It's Giggle City and it's time to enter the Giggle universe. I have a question. Do those just come to you every time we start or do you think about them before we start and like this is the one? No. It just comes to you? It's a game for me. Once I press record, I just see what comes out of my mouth and sometimes it's garbage. It's complete garbage but...

you know, I love that. I look forward to every week how you are going to start the pod.

I know you either laugh or you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We were at a new studio last week. Yeah, we were living the high life. Yeah, we were. Then I'm going to Philly this weekend. So I'm traveling and I couldn't be in town. So we are back on the Zoom. It's comfortable on the Zoom. But also, like, I'm so excited, too. We're definitely going to be in the studio a lot more this summer.

Also saying in the studio is just like, yeah, I feel like a rapper who's like having a party. I'm like, come stop by the studio. We're mixing up a beat. There's just like girls smoking weed, like listening. Dude, if we set up hot guys, shirtless walking in and out, just like smoking joints and like, we don't know what's in their cup that they're drinking. Yeah.

wait that's just our patreon people can come in and just smoke and listen laugh occasionally some producer running around pissed okay i have a question because we have our notepad out and you wrote girl got hit by a scooter and i wrote omg okay what happened okay girl is me wait you got hit by a scooter

don't know why i typed girl it must have just like or maybe it was like your girl got hit girl i got hit by that's where punctuation is important there was none but yeah girl got hit by a scooter this girl was page a sort of how did that happen were you like you were texting let me set the scene for you it's friday night okay i'm going out with all my friends

I wasn't like too excited to go out because I knew I was hanging out with like two couples, which like, look, I love these couples and I love being the fifth wheel with them. But like I knew everyone going to the party. So it wasn't like I was like super excited, but like I was excited to go out. Then my outfit just came together and I was like, OK. And then my makeup and I was just like,

oh my god i might pop off tonight then i did my hair and it was exquisite and i was like it i am feeling myself tonight i got in the uber i'm on my way to the pre-game the uber driver says i can't turn down the street it was blocked for something i'm gonna let you off at the corner cool no problem i'm on my phone looking to see what side of the street

This apartment is that I'm going to. I'm looking down. I have a bottle of tequila in my left hand. I have my phone in my right hand. I am walking toward the sidewalk. Okay. All of a sudden I hear someone yell, yo, I turn. I get absolutely bodied by this guy on a motorized scooter. When I tell you I went flying, I went flying. Okay.

landed like an absolute fucking athlete. Okay? Landed on my right hip. I have a gnarly bruise. And my elbows...

Some woman runs over and was like, oh, my God, did you hit your head? And I was like, no, I'm honestly fine. I pop up and I think it was because I was wearing big hoop earrings. I pop up and I was like, I'm OK. I know what you're all thinking. What happened to the bottle of tequila? She's fucking safe. I held that shit like it was my child and everything.

And in that moment, I realized I'm going to be the most amazing mom ever because if anything happens and I'm holding my baby, that baby's not going anywhere. She is not going anywhere. I held that bottle of tequila like...

It was my newborn baby. It was like a touchdown with the Heisman. You are actually low-key an athletic freak. She's very good at beer pong. She's very good at protecting tequila. I wasn't worried about this tequila, though. I want to know, did the guy get away? So the guy stopped, obviously, and he was like, oh my God, are you okay? And I was like, yeah, I'm okay. And I was like, I'm sorry. It was my fault. I was in the bike lane.

But like he didn't slow down at all. These motorized scooters. He was going so fucking fast. Obviously, he saw me walking to the bike lane or were you like walking? No, I had like gotten out of my Uber. My driver left like let me out in the bike lane basically. So like he saw me open the door shut it and like not pay attention.

I texted my mom what happened and she goes oh my god did he do it on purpose I was like yeah mom he saw me and was just like fuck this girl he's like Paige is so disorbitant getting off now because the road's closed perfect perfect I mean but those motorized scooters are wild because they come like speedy and

I'm happy you're safe. The Giggle universe is happy you're safe. You had a great story going into the party though. You're like, guys, you have no idea what just happened to me. I walk into the pregame. My elbows are absolutely gushing blood. I walk in. I'm like, guys, I've been shot. They're like, okay, just put the tequila down and you can leave. My one guy friend was like, do you need a bandaid? I was like,

I'm like take off your shirt and we need to put it on my arm okay wait I mean cool that's one of those beautiful New York moments where it just makes you stronger but I'm glad you didn't actually it was definitely one of the scariest things that's happened to me thus far in New York City and it made me a lot more aware I mean it could have been brutal it could have hit my head I could have died honestly it could have hit my head on the pavement scooters will take and and you are a

little thin woman who...

A little bit of a breeze could have taken you out That's so true and the worst part about it The worst injury that I really Endured was I broke my fucking nail And the most important nail I broke my middle finger which I use often Why is it the most important? Because when you have to flick someone off You want that nail to be popping Okay when I flick people off They're like that's a little sausage nub So put that away is that a hove? Is that her middle finger?

I'm like traumatized still by my fingers. We've been talking about it for a while and I was thinking about like, you know how you don't put a bumper sticker on a Lamborghini? Right. You don't put a diamond engagement ring on a sausage. Like it's so upsetting. It's so upsetting. But alone the ring is beautiful. Okay, look, I'm going to tell you something. I've seen way worse fingers than yours. Thank you. I really don't have that nubby of fingers in terms of girls I've seen.

Oh, thank you. You're welcome. All your friends now are like, is she talking about me? I do. You know, those people have those weird thumbs that are like kind of short. I shouldn't say weird. Everything like Megan Fox.

Yeah, what are they, like toe thumbs? Yeah. Yeah, toe thumbs are real. So I want to say that we need to normalize a wider range of fingers, including even if your toe is on your hand. Finger inclusivity, thank you. Can we also discuss how hot it's been in New York? Because everyone's talking about it, so I feel like we should continue talking about it. I saw a meme the other day, and it was a picture of the sun and the earth, and then New York City just right in the middle. It's like pleasant. It's really pleasant out here.

This is the problem with New York City. It's a concrete jungle, so there's nowhere that's safe. There's no air going around because the wind doesn't fucking blow because of all the... There's no ventilation here. I was doing stand-up and I was wearing sandals and I started to slosh in my sandals. And I was like, am I sweating from my feet? Yeah.

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm kind of like a sick fuck though. I walked the most I've ever walked in New York City these past couple of days because I'm like, look, I don't really feel like going to the gym. I'm just going to sweat my ass off on my way to get a facial. Yeah, you might as well put on like a garbage bag and just like sweat that shit out.

also new yorkers are pissed because there was that new york city like alarm set or it was like a warning yeah and they mentioned at the end like don't use your air conditioner unless truly needed and new yorkers were like hey new york go fuck yourself why don't you take down one advertisement in times square and maybe electricity will be fucking safe because i'm not turning my air conditioner off okay wait what was that okay so anyone who doesn't live in new york city we all got

a simultaneous alert on our cell phones. This was yesterday, right? Yeah, it was like heat warning, like save your electricity type thing. Yeah, like conserve your energy. Yes. And I was like, good thing I've been napping all day. Guess it's time for round three. Don't tell me twice to conserve my energy. Oh God. Also, you wrote pink and purple aura. Is that your aura? So you know how we love like all of our like mystical things? Yeah.

I had a girl and this is I always think it's like by fate because you know how like you can't see like who tags you in certain things because you get like certain notifications and it like disappears. Like so like if me and Hannah want to send each other a meme, we have to DM it to each other so that we know they saw it. I like randomly was on Instagram and I saw that this girl tagged me in this Instagram and was like, what is Paige DeSorbo's aura? And I was like, yeah, what is it?

What is Paige's service aura? So I went to this girl's Instagram. Her Instagram is called Mystic Michaela. And she does aura readings on like certain people. And someone tagged my name and she said Paige has a pink and purple aura.

And so I DM'd her and I was like, hey, sorry to bother you, but I need to know literally everything. And she was like, oh my God, no problem. I think she has a podcast too. Yeah, Know Your Aura Pod. And she's like, if you ever really want to chat, like let me know. But she sent me all these things about being a purple and pink aura. And it's fascinating. And I want to know your aura. So I want you to DM her. What do you think my aura is? I feel like mine is orange.

So I didn't look at like all the other colors. But if you go on her Instagram, it has an explanation of pink, indigo, turquoise, purple, blue, yellow, green and red. So I'd have to read all of them to see what they are. There's no way it's orange. Do you think she nailed it? Do you think she nailed it? I think she nailed it. I think she nailed it. How does she know your aura without meeting you?

I think she either like watch Watch it Watch like my Instagram stories She watch it I don't Watch it I don't know But she like will watch people Like celebrities perform Like Cardi B has a pink aura

um i love and what can you learn after knowing your aura like it's kind of just like certain personality traits that you have and it just was fascinating and i was just i love that i love that so much i'm definitely gonna dm that bitch no also still to this day get dms about who my psychic is and i'm like guys this is triggering i just can't deal with this right now i'll never tell i'll never tell

I'll never tell. Like, I really like you could DM me all day asking. I'll literally never tell. To my grave. I have people also DM me saying, hey, Paige,

Isn't answering will you answer for Paige And I'm like I'm not Paige's assistant Dude what if I'm not her handler What if somebody like tried to Pin us against each other and was like Paige Told me who the psychic was and then like had And then you like confirmed it oh my god Make sure no one does that I'll never tell If someone said to me Paige knows Told me who the psychic was I would Believe that the psychic gave you The okay to do it I would Just trust that it was the timing was right Oh no I'll never do it

Even if the psychic was like, you can say my name, I would never do it. No, but that's how we know the psychic is real as fuck because she would make so much money if we dropped her name right now on Giggly Squad. But the bitch is not about money. She would have readings nonstop. Yeah. I think, remember when I did that pet reading on Giggly Squad Live? That was wild. That pet lady was like, hey, please stop tagging me in shit because I don't have time. I was living a nice, peaceful life. Then the gigglers with their fucking...

Wow. I forgot about the pet psychic. She was great. What are the annoying like curly dogs that everyone has? Labradoodle. She's like, I have another fucking giggler and the labradoodle hits me up. Your labradoodle's fine. Your labradoodle's been bred with its brother. It's pretty stupid, but it's cute and hypoallergenic. Sorry to anyone I pissed off with the doodle, but it's just a fact. Wait, sorry. I literally just got texted to go out on a surf date.

Some guy was like, hey, do you know how to surf? And I was like, I want you to reread the question you asked me. Really think about it. What do you think? And was this worth asking? And he said he just takes back. No. Do you remember we went surfing once in the Hamptons and you had a choice to go on and you decided that you did not want to. You saw that wetsuit and you were like, oh, no.

That wetsuit was disgusting. I put it on and it smelled of like old broccoli. No, in my bathing suit it was so cute that day for surfing. I just wanted the picture with the surfboard. I got it. And then, whoa, I didn't need to do it. I actually did get up on the surfboard. Yeah, you were good. Thank you. All the guys who were surfing me were like, oh, my surfboard's like too narrow. I was like, yeah, that's how surfboards are. Sorry, I have a thick base. T-H-I-C-C.

Oh, God. Wow. I'm going to start saying that if someone has like a fat ass. I'm like, they just have a face. Thick base. Solid core. I want to like tell you guys fun stories like getting hit by things. But I'm not going to lie. I have been watching Wimbledon all week. I am a full grandpa. Wimbledon is the classiest of the slams. Yeah. I agree. Yeah.

The fashion is gorgeous. Everyone is getting injured because I guess it's like really rainy in London, which is normal. But like Serena out. Why? Because it's so slippery. It's so slippery. So everyone like Federer was in a fifth set and the guy was like possibly going to beat him. Slipped, hurt himself. Federer moves on. Wait, question for you. Yeah. Each. So like U.S. Open, Wimbledon, all of those things. Is each one. I know they're like.

Different from each other. Okay, but is each one a different type of court? So Australian Open and US Open are both hard courts. But Australian, I believe, is like a little slower. Like they're not the same kind of hard court. But then there's grass court and there's clay. So all season you're playing tennis tournaments, but those are the four biggest tournaments of the year where you make the most money, the most attention. And Serena, this might have been her last...

What'd you say? What kind of court is Wimbledon? Grass. Got it. Oh, chic. So chic. But like people don't play on it that much and there hasn't been a long warm up to it because of COVID. So people are just falling on their asses. Yeah, poor Serena. She's 39 and this might have been her last like chance to win at Wimbledon and she like, she hurt her knee and she was out and she was crying. It was very depressing. That's sad. However, they do have great strawberries and cream. I actually...

Des asked me to play volleyball yesterday. And I was like, okay, like, I want to, like, not be a workaholic and, like, go play volleyball. But after two games, I was like, I want to watch Wimbledon. Yeah. I actually really enjoy watching tennis on television. And I attribute that to Perry. Thank you, Perry.

Oh, because he would have it on all the time? He loved watching it. Yeah, I highly recommend it. If anyone watches Wimbledon this week, give me a tag. I think we should definitely get dressed up for the US Open this year and go. Oh, yeah, because I used to always go with my ex-boyfriend, and I'm definitely not going to be invited this year, but I would still like to attend. Yeah.

So there's also this girl on TikTok that does these funny like outfits of like if I was a basketball wife. Yeah, I've seen those. Or like if I was an MLB wife. And like I feel like you should make one or make one like if I was a...

I don't know, a reality TV something. Yeah, it's me practicing to be... I'm going to do golfer's wife. Yeah. And it's really funny because the way she'll sit, she'll react differently depending on the sport. But it is fun because you just kind of sit there and judge them and you're like, you fucking suck. I would love to sit on some type of sideline and clap for my hot fucking athletic boyfriend. So this is the problem, Paige. With golf, I know that you can stand so...

People can see your full outfit. However, my personal opinion is standing is the devil's work. I've thought about that. I've also thought about like, is there a concession stand when it comes to golfing? Because look, basketball, baseball. Someone could get you a hot dog. Yeah, I was literally going to say, I'm going to need a hot dog at some point.

The by far the best is basketball. Yeah. Basketballs. You're like literally on the court side there. Court side with your shoes because football you're like kind of like in a suite which is like far away. You look like you're far away. Baseball you're standing most likely in a suite. Baseball you never get a good. They don't get any good. Yeah. And they never show the wives really. Golf.

Golf is where it's at, I think. Glad we decided that for you. And we're still working on manifesting. Wait, speaking of things we're watching, because like, I feel like I'm watching for the first time. I'm watching a lot.

Okay wait the first thing I want to say is I wasn't going to watch Too Hot to Handle Because like I didn't I watched the first season because We were in quarantine there was literally nothing And then I was like okay now I have to finish The season but like I was I saw it advertised on Netflix and I was like I don't really care about this show So there's a new season on There's a new season The only reason I fucking turned it on Was because all these people were DMing me And they were like oh my god there's a girl on there That looks exactly like you

And I was like, OK, well, now I have to watch it. Well, you're like now I'm going to either be super offended or like super or super like complimented. That happens to me all the time. I'm like, this is going to ruin my day or make my day. Let's do it. One of my guy friends and I showed a picture and I go, do you think this looks like me? And he was like, kind of like, I don't know. And I was like, whatever. No, she's very, very pretty. And it was definitely a compliment. I can't stop watching it.

Is it all new people than the first season? It's all new people. And I was so fucking excited for Love Island to come on, but we can't get it in America until the 12th on Hulu. And I wasn't downloading fucking VPN from England because I couldn't figure it out. Yeah, people were writing like a thousand steps to like basically overthrow the US government and like break into like...

Literally. I was like, I need a PhD to figure this out. What the fuck is going on? I downloaded it. I paid the subscription. I still couldn't get it to work.

Oh my God. I was like, this is bullshit. Anywho, so then I started watching Too Hot to Handle because they do, it is very much like Love Island, the way they film it and like how they talk. Yeah. Can't stop watching it. Love it. But Too Hot to Handle is not British, right? It's not British, but they have people, there's British people on it. Like the girl that people said, I looked like she's from Italy. Yeah.

There's a guy who has a French accent. He's from Paris. They have like two British people and then they have Americans. So Paige and I watched so much Love Island last summer. Can you believe that it's been a year? No, that is crazy. And time has been so fucked. Time really flies when you're depressed and anxious. I'll tell you that.

Time really flies when you have tried not to be awake all year. People that say time flies when you're having fun. I don't think so. I don't think so. Because I'm here and I'm not having fun. It's fucking flying. What were you going to say about Love Island? Oh, no. Just that it was epic. And it's crazy how much better a TV show is when they say things like, you know, snog and fit. Yeah. Mugdolf. As opposed to just being like, that guy's hot. Mento. Oh, I did do one thing. I went to my cousin's Sweet Sixteen. Yeah. Yeah.

Which was an emotional journey for me because I walked in and I'm like the like cool old aunt, I guess. Even though I'm her cousin. She's 16. I'm 29. It's interesting that you say aunt. Instead of aunt? Yeah. Is that like a geographical thing? I think it is. But... So if you're calling... Name one of your aunts. Like what's one of their names? It's funny because I'll say Aunt Susan and Aunt Elisa. That's weird. Okay. So you literally just...

I can't even do my hypothesis. I just wing it. I wing it like when I press record, whatever the fuck comes out of my mouth. Aunt Susan. Yeah, because Aunt Susan's up. You know what? Stop. I can't overthink this shit.

I'm trying to just fucking put words together for a sentence. I'm sorry, guys. I just snapped. I've been working on not snapping. I just did. I want to apologize to anyone that triggered. Okay. Breathe. 10 minutes. 4, 3, 2, 1. In Parent Trap? You may call me Aunt Vicky. That's all I can think of. Okay. You're at the Sweet 16. Got it. But like they're playing like Usher and they're playing like LL Cool J and they're playing like

from the windows to the wall and i'm like do you guys know this song because i know this song and then i'm seeing people and i'm like oh my god i remember when you were this big and i'm like when did i become this person i know because all these things that these older people would say to me i'm like oh my god this is so annoying and you can't you literally can't help yourself when you see a person who's grown being like i knew you when you were this big yeah i want to punch myself in the face then my nana was there who basically comes up to me and goes

You see all those boys over there? They follow me on Instagram.

So she had an amazing time with her fans. At one point she had like a lay, like, you know, the flowers around her neck. I don't know where she got a lay. And she was in the middle of a dance thing. And then the girls were like their cheerleaders and they were doing like splits and shit. And it was pretty epic. And then I would like go in and dance a little. My hip flexors, I could barely sit in a cross like a position. Girls who could do splits, yeah.

They're probably lacking in other areas. No, girls who can do splits are elite. It's the things you tell yourself as a girl when you like are jealous of someone. I'm like, whatever. They're probably not funny. Anyone that like a guy leaves me for, I'm like, whatever. I know you're not laughing. That's for sure. And whenever you get the guy, the girl's like, it's okay. She's stupid. Absolutely. Yeah.

She was the prom queen, but she doesn't even go to this fucking school. I do have to say, Paige's street smarts are out of this fucking world. I have common sense. I have a lot of common sense. I don't have book smarts. But I will say, I know the feeling of being somewhere and it kind of clicking like, oh shit.

people think I'm an adult like adults think I'm an adult that's when it's scary because like people younger than you yeah obviously you think like girls who are older oh she's an adult but it's when the people that are older than you and your family treat you as an adult and it's terrifying and then I want to ask the kids like I want to ask these six-year-old kids 16-year-old kids like how old do you guys think I am like I'm not like them I'm like I'm not yeah guys come on and my

my face like I feel like I still look like when I was 23 I don't know I just I was dealing with that but it was so fun because I was just being free on the dance floor but then I was like thank God I'm not in high school again like you're so insecure about these little things like even just like dancing I remember being so nervous that I wasn't dancing well enough yeah I'm so fucking happy as if I was expected to be fucking Shakira on the dance floor I'm like oh I can't dance like that yeah when you just have to like put your butt on a guy's dick and

But you can't do that at a sweet 16. Leave room for the Holy Spirit. That's what they used to say in my high school. I was like, this place is trash. But yeah, it was joyful. It was fun. And I was like, yeah, at least I'm not in like petty drama and like with friends. And I was like, oh, wait, never mind. No, I will say I loved high school. I loved college. It was my early 20s that I was like,

Who the fuck said that this was the best time in your life? Because I hate it here. I hate it here. No, I can't wait for my 30s. I feel like it's when you're most confident. You don't give a shit what people think. I'm nervous to turn 30, but I like being 28. It was the moment that I realized that people took me seriously as an adult was...

I was home with my family and my dad, like, very much treats me like I'm 12 years old. Like, if someone said, has Paige had sex before? My dad would be like, she doesn't know what it is. You know, she's so cute. Like, he really thinks of me as, like, a little girl. And so, like, any time before when I'd be like, dad, I have to go back to the city. Does he listen to Giggly Squad? Sometimes I think my mom, like, has him listen, but, like, not regularly. So...

Yeah.

And then a couple weeks ago, my mom wanted me to come home for something. I was like, Mom, I really can't. Like, I have way too much work stuff to do that week. Like, it's too much to, like, get on the train. And my dad goes, Kim, how dare you ask her to come home? She's so busy. She has so much going on. Like, she can't do it. And I was like, wait, but Dad, I don't even know. And it was, like, in that moment that I was just like, oh, my God, if my dad thinks I'm an adult, I'm absolutely fucked.

But I also think it was very wise of you to instead be like, oh, he's not respecting me to be like, no, he's just projecting like his own love for me of that. He wants doesn't want to lose me. Well, that's therapy. And I just started it. We restarted. Are you back? Yes, we are back. You know, it's funny. I do feel like you have a better energy today. Thank you. And I've only had one session.

I'm telling you, the second you start, it starts just even in little ways of not that the bitch is going to fix you in a second, but that like you don't feel like you have to complain to everyone in your life about something. Like, I will save it for this person. Yeah. Like I would like I'd have to call Paige. I'd call my mom. I talk to Des. I'd be yelling at Romeo, my dog, and I'd be like trying to figure shit out. But instead, you like keep a notepad in your head. Oh, I'm going to bring this up at therapy.

And then you become just like a calmer being. You're so fucking right. I've never even thought of it that way because I have a note, a notes on my phone of therapy. I also get anxiety after I vent to someone. Yep. Like I'll call a girlfriend and like, even though like I trust all of my girlfriends, like I will just fucking go off and vent. And then I'll be like,

shoot did that like put her in a weird place or like is she gonna tell someone that i said that and like that's how i feel or like and i get anxiety and i get it with my mom too like and not because that i think my mom would go tell someone because that bitch is a fucking vault um she literally only tells my aunt pam i don't can't even tell my aunt pam anything because she's like oh your mom told me but i get i don't want to ever burden my mom with like certain problems because

so like yeah that's exactly what it is it's just having someone it's not even like that your friends are gonna like spill like oh page is going through something yeah it's more even that you're like oh shit like i want to be the fun fun cool funny friend and like i just spent two hours like fencing about myself am i selfish is she sick of me and it's just like getting different opinions then you get more confused and

And you're like, wait. You get more confused. And also, whenever you're asking for people's opinions, normally you know the answer. Yeah. That's so true, too. Especially when it comes to your emotions. And most of the time, the answer is, like, I remember even last summer when you were kind of going through your, like, what should I do? I remember always being like, what do you want to do? And you'd be like, that's not the point. And I'm like, but that literally is the point. I literally would just go to Hannah and be like, hey, look at me. Look at me. Tell me what to do. Tell me. And you're like, I can't.

Tell you to marry someone or not What the fuck And I was like no I'm gonna do whatever you say At the end of the day You don't know what relationships are like Behind closed doors Nobody does And that's why like You cannot give good advice Or like adequately judge A relationship from the outside You really can't You really can't

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But I also think with my therapist, I've been able to like... Oh, my current thing that I'm working on now that we're just spilling tea is like...

After I realized like, okay, I'm not filming this summer. I'm like, okay, well, you know, obviously I went through a tough last couple months. I'm going through a transition. I'm like, let's fucking get to work. Like, let's fill those empty spaces. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm like booking, booking, booking, booking, booking. And the next thing you know, you're like, wait, I'm more stressed than I was before. And like, but it's because sometimes you just need to sit with your emotions, right?

Like sometimes you just have to sit and be sad, even though society teaches you that like being sad is like a bad thing. But for me, I'm like, why would I sit here and be sad when I can like go do a comedy show or like go do a podcast? And my therapist is like, you need to feel your feelings. And I'm like,

I realize like I never feel my shit. The other day. I never feel my shit. I agree with that. Because it really is hard and you don't think about it because you're so programmed to like not even get to that moment where you feel it. The other day I was sitting on the couch and I was like, damn, I'm not talking to anyone. Like I'm not talking to any guy. I can't even, I couldn't even text someone to come over if I wanted to. This is the most single and alone I've been ever.

Even though I've been single for almost a year, I still had like a roster. I still had like people. But it was the most single and I was like, fuck, I don't like this. And I immediately went on Raya. And I stopped myself and I go, I don't want to talk to any of those guys on there. Why don't I just sit in this moment of knowing I'm so alone? I know I'm not going to get a text. I know I'm not going to send a text.

I had the best night ever. I literally was like in my apartment by myself. I watched some of the best shows and I was like, oh my God, let's get better early. And that is fucking powerful because the only reason you would go on like a date is for other people. Like, you know, like for other people to be like, oh, Paige is not single. Like she's having fun with guys. But again, like that's not what you need. Or if I was just really hungry. Yeah.

Exactly. Exactly. So there's something about like, you know those people who when they're sad, they listen to sad music? Like, I don't understand that. I'm like, why would you hurt your own feelings more? Sometimes it feels good. When I'm upset, I can't listen to music, period. Like, I don't want to be triggered in any way. Oh my God, I have a whole playlist for it being sad. I need to learn from you because...

Then also when you don't feel your emotions a lot, people think you're like really strong when you're like, bitch, I'm numb. Bitch, this is the trauma that has just taught me to cope. I was talking to a guy and it kind of like not like that seriously, but like whatever. And it just kind of like abruptly ended. And he was just like, yeah, I don't feel this.

And I fucking cried. Like, I hadn't cried like that in a really long time. You probably didn't even like him. I didn't. I literally didn't even like him. No, I didn't. My friends were like, you don't like him. And I was like, no, I know. You're like, I couldn't tell you his name. I don't know. But it kind of felt so good because I was like, damn, I forgot what it felt like to like someone and be like really devastated. Yeah.

And because usually like if they like me back, I'm like, I don't care. But like it felt good to have a feeling of like, oh, my God, I'm sad. Well, sometimes I feel like sadness feels better than anxiety. Like sadness is like a legitimate human emotion where anxiety is like your brain playing tricks on you. So sometimes I think just like being sad. Yeah. Is just so.

so healthy. I also got so called out by one of my girlfriends the other day because I was like talking about like this jabroni that like ended it with me or whatever and she was like dude can I just tell you about yourself for a second? And I was like okay.

And she goes, you talk to these guys that you know you'll never date. And then you get upset when they act like such fuckboys. But like in your head, you went after them because deep down in you, you're not ready to be like settled down or be someone's girlfriend. So you go for these guys that you know that's not the end goal. And then you act like surprised. And I was like, okay.

No, up and tight. I told you I had like the worst relationship right before we started Summer House. And I went in so just like numb. And yeah, I knew anyone I mess with. I didn't want a future with low key.

And it meant like I wasn't emotionally available. Yeah. It still hurts your ego when even if the dude is not emotionally available and messes with you, you're human. So when you see someone messing with you, you're going to get upset. Yeah. No matter how much you liked them or not. Yeah. I saw this meme and it was like about Scorpios and it was so spot on. It was like one side of my brain is like, oh, my God, be obsessed with me. Like, this is amazing. I fucking love it. And then the other side is like, why aren't you obsessed with me?

Like I have no in between. I'm either obsessed with you or I can't. And I want like if you're not obsessed with me, I don't get it. And if you are, I'm like, oh, you're so weird. OK, can we discuss main character energy for a second? I've been waiting. I've been waiting for someone to bring it up to me. Because main character energy has changed my life. It's also called main character syndrome. It depends on what perspective you have on it. Do people think it's a bad thing?

No, I think that what started with funny TikToks were like, some would be like, look at my boyfriend having main character energy. And it's like everyone hanging out and then the boyfriend just staring off into the sunset. But like, I wrote a tweet like there's so many moments like whenever I write into a journal, I feel like I'm the star of a 90s sitcom. I think I was born with main character energy. Like I genuinely think...

That like my life is a movie and you're following my life. I genuinely think that I did not survive on an ensemble cast because bitch has main character energy. Like every time I step out of my apartment, I think I am the main character and people are watching a movie of me walking to the deli. A girl with nails like yours does not have...

Friend energy. No. This is the thing. I think we both have funny friend energy. Yeah. But like... In our brains, we're the star of the world. But we're more character energy. Yeah. And I think everyone... I...

I felt like everyone is living a single player life. But I do think a lot of people, for whatever reason, will take moments where... Sometimes you have to take a step back and take care of your children, take care of someone who's sick, take care of your friend. Yeah. But that's also main character energy to take care of people and be there for someone else and put your shit on the back burner. But everyone listening, gigglers are main character fucking energy. Yeah, they are. And remember, main characters...

Shit goes bad for them. Shit goes great for them. They have bad breakups. They have highs and lows. But you live that life with that main character energy. Wearing platform heels, main character energy. Main character energy. It goes back to what we said last week when you'll get anxious because you're like, everyone thinks this about me or everyone's talking about this about me. And then you're like, actually.

actually, and that's like main character energy, but in reality, it's like syndrome. Yeah, that's yeah. But in reality, no one gives a shit. No one's thinking about it. That is our

our fucking mental health moment of the day is that when I'm all like hung up on shit I remember that no one goes to sleep thinking about me thinking about me like they might have made a comment about me during the day or they might like say something to look cool in front of their friends about me but when they go to sleep they're worrying about their own shit oh also what do you think about the hot girl summer like pressure

Like, I feel like everyone's putting so much pressure on themselves to be like, this is our hot girl summer. I'm going to be a slut. I'm going to be so fucking hot. Dude, I think you... What about the girls... Keep going. No, just what about the girls who are like 15 pounds overweight from quarantine, don't feel that good about yourself, had a fucking stressful pandemic, feel really socially awkward because you forgot how to talk to people. Like, what do you think? I think summer in general is fucking...

Annoying. No, like I seriously do. There's so much pressure in the summer. Like if you don't go out one night in the winter, people are like, I got it. Like you're staying in. It's so cold out. But if you tell your friend, I'm not going out tonight and it's the summer, they're like, what are you talking about? My friend Alexa called me literally 50,000 times one weekend and was like, how are you not going out? Like, yeah.

It's a lot of pressure in the summer and there's even more pressure because we were locked up last summer to have like this crazy hot girl summer and like... That's the thing. I'm very bad at when people pressure me to have fun. Like even on vacations, I get like fun anxiety where I'm like, okay, I'm supposed to have fun. I have four days to have fun. Is this fun? What?

I'm not having fun And like you're tuning your head About how to Like you forget how to have fun Yeah Because you want it so bad And whenever you try to have fun I think it doesn't happen So summer is like Every day is supposed to be So fucking epic Like I'll wake up And it's like The sun's out We gotta go and drink And have so much fun I'm like oh my god Stop I can't That's why I say I respectfully Respectfully In the most respectful manner Sometimes miss quarantine

Like, I miss that I wasn't pressured to go anywhere, and I miss that no one else was doing anything either, so I didn't have FOMO. Can we normalize, like, average hot girl summer? Like, sometimes you're hot, sometimes you're not. Yes, please. Okay, good. It's too much effort. I will also say, like, when I got hit by the scooter. Okay.

I was like not character energy. I was not that excited to go out that night. And like, it's always the nights where you're like, whatever, this is going to be like average that you have the best nights. I had one of the most fun nights that night, you know, sans getting hit by a scooter, but sans getting shot.

But it's true. When you don't force the fun, you don't force the relationship. You don't force the poop. It comes out smooth. That got weird. Okay. You also wrote Cruel Summer and I feel like this is a good transition. What is going on with Cruel Summer? You know that I'm behind on all the trends and when people start doing it too much, I don't like to do it. What happened? It's the show. Well, it's a show. Oh, no.

I was talking about I was talking I got confused about what are you talking about I was talking about the like sex life show that everyone's watching it like that we're gonna dive into okay wait let's do sex life first

Yeah. There's an Instagram. It's called Bravo Historian. I don't know if you guys follow her. We love Samantha. Yeah, she's so sweet. So she had posted on her Instagram story, like, is anyone watching this? Like, I just need to know. And I was like, wait, I want to know, too, because it's one of those shows that like I've been on Netflix every single night and I keep seeing it and I keep watching the ad like the trailer for it. And I'm like, I don't know, like whatever. And then one night I was just like, I'm pulling the trigger.

It's good. Like, it's definitely a good show, but the sex scenes are fucking wild. I'm only on episode two, so I haven't even gotten to the third episode, which I guess is like a very explosive sex scene. But it's very... Compared to like your show that you loved, 365, how was the sex scene?

It's a lot more realistic. The show is a lot more realistic. Like the main character, the girl is married to this gorgeous guy. She has two kids. She lives this perfect life. And she's like, look, I love him. I could never imagine not being married to him. But like I had an ex-boyfriend where we had this crazy fucking sex and I just used to be a different person. And like, what's going on? What do I do? And like, and then it's just all about how...

You know, she wants to fuck her ex-boyfriend and then she like her husband finds out and then her husband like rails her and then she's back in love with her husband. It's just crazy. It's very relatable, though, and like very real. Like, like, I feel like at some point I'm going to be 45 and be like, hmm, I used to be fun. I used to be crazy. What happened to her? Yeah.

But then when you are fun and crazy, you're like, I just want a husband, a boring sex web. Yeah, no, sometimes I'm out and it's like 3 a.m. And I'm like, why doesn't someone just tap me on the shoulder and say, babe, let's go home? You know, like, fuck off. Fuck all of you. And then it's the security guard comes and is like, you need to go home. The club is closing. Oh, I manifested that wrong again. Yeah.

Dude, the craziest thing is that I literally left the club Friday night and I was like, I can't believe it's closing and we're leaving, guys. Like, I was so embarrassed. Whatever. I had so much fun. Also, I do have to say we have been getting some comments that people are, like, really, really upset about our, like, silent laughter. Why? And what upsets me is that you've never experienced a laugh so good that it becomes silent. Okay.

But I will tell, I will give notes as we edit to have less of the silent laughter and we apologize. Wait, I haven't seen any of those. We'll start laughing like dolphins. We'll be like. I feel like that's when you really know your friend makes you laugh if you have no sound coming out. Yeah, because I could easily fake laugh all the time and be like. Wait, like they don't like listening to it or they just don't know. They don't like the sound when we go like.

I don't like that. Well, that makes me mad. But like by they, it's like a couple of people who just wanted to vent about something. No, I get it. I'm happy that they got to tell us some things. It's like a Yelp review. And we hear you. We hear you and we see you. And we stand with you. And we thank you for expressing yourself. Is Cruel Summer good? Should people watch it? Cruel Summer is really good. I will say this. There is a direct correlation to like how much you like a show if you don't miss anything.

the new episodes, you know? So Cruel Summer is one of those shows that like I missed. I had to catch up. I was like three episodes behind, but I do really like it. Where like other shows I'm trying to think like where I never miss. Like Succession on HBO, I never missed. Okay, okay, okay. Like I watched that shit live. Is Succession back? I don't, not yet, I don't think. I fucking love that show. Okay. But Cruel Summer was really good. I mean, crazy plot twists and...

Yeah, no, I really liked it. I like getting your initial updates on shows. Then like two months later, I watch it and I go, hot take. Yeah, I think the twist. Yeah, we do have kind of very different tastes. I have been very into scripted things, though. Like, of course, I love reality TV, but I haven't been watching that much of it. And I just watched a movie on Netflix called Good on Paper.

with that comedian with eliza schlesinger yeah it's been it's been getting really good reviews did you like it was really cute yeah it was cute yeah she has like a career that i love and i look up to because she's been like you give me her vibes you give me her vibes a lot yeah thank you if you guys haven't watched her netflix specials they're very entertaining she does very funny voices and analyzes the female mind a lot

Yeah, she's good. The movie was good. It was funny. There were a lot of parts that I legitimately laughed out loud. I love when you laugh out loud when you're alone because that's when you know it's really funny. That's when you know you're so single. Also, once Paige and I watched a comedy with a guy and we knew that he wasn't right for us because we thought it was not funny and he thought it was great and we knew for a fact it wasn't funny. Wait. Jog my memory. Jog my memory. Just say what we watched. This was...

Hampton's house. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yep, yep, yep. We said, that movie was trash, was it not? He goes, I don't know, I kind of liked it. One of those awkward things where Paige and I, we were vibing, like I was looking at her, she was looking at me, and like two hours in, I was like, okay, okay.

And Paige was like, thank you. And then he was like, wait, that was really good. This is like really good. And we were like, oh, I was like, do you have eyeballs and a brain? This movie is trash. Get it off my TV. I do think you can't marry someone. I was like, I do have to say Bo Burnham. I'm not offended by people who didn't like it. It was like very interesting. Yeah. And you did think parts of it was funny, but yeah, it's not like, but like at no point are you going to see them.

watch something comedically and have a really different opinion than me i feel like no and that's how you know like any stand-up you tell me to watch i think it's funny but sometimes lately i've been trying to get too cool and be like this one's like really different and crazy like underground stand-up when you get artsy i'm like okay there are certain things that you buy every single summer sandals sunscreen snacks

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So I've been like scared to ask you about front page news because like shit is hitting the fan and

And I'm literally scared to read stuff because I'm like, okay, if this happened to Britney, like, why am I alive? You know? Okay. How about just how fucking crazy our world is? The whole Britney thing's going on and then all of a sudden, bam, Bill Cosby's out of jail. Like, who the fuck saw that coming? I just did a TikTok making fun of our, like, when you manifest wrong. You know a TikTok where they go, can I have a blueberry McMuffin? Yeah. And then they go. A number 11? And the answer. No.

Yeah, and they answer with the wrong thing. So I was like manifesting freedom for Britney Spears. And then they're like, Bill Cosby. And it's like, no! But...

I haven't looked into the Bill Cosby thing too deeply because it's like pretty deeply upsetting to me. But it sounds like the judicial system failed us. So here's what happened. He was in jail for three years and the Pennsylvania Supreme Court threw out his 2018 conviction. And it was charges of drugging and sexually assaulting this woman in 2004.

He has had over 50 people. That would literally be him getting out of jail would literally be like if Harvey Weinstein could just walk to like the amount of girls that have come forward and been like,

And have like the same story. Pretty similar experiences too. Yeah. Is wild to me. So he's out of jail. The thing that's so crazy is like I was talking to one of my guy friends about this. Like I don't think that guys really, really understand that like we just as women have just such a different mindset about

And we don't realize it either because like we're so used to it. But like even just walking out of your apartment, like we think very different things when we walk out of our apartment. Like today I was walking to get my nails done and I was like, oh shit, are my, can you see my nipples right through my shirt? Like that's awkward. And then I was thinking, I was like, wow, but like if you saw a guy's nipples through his shirt, no one would give a fuck. And then I like put my shirt that I had on over it, like to cover my boobs because they didn't have a bra on.

And I was just like, this is crazy. You know, like nothing. I want to walk around my tits out. Yeah. You ever walk in New York City at night and,

with a guy at like 1am and you turn to him and you're like, you know, I couldn't be doing this if I was alone right now. And he's like, what? And you're like, no, like this is like how bad things happen if I was like in this dark alley alone. But it's like people treat you so differently too when you're like with a man versus when you're alone. Insane. I had a guy like follow me a couple blocks. Like I was on the phone with my mom and

And she could hear him kind of harassing me like, oh, do you have a boyfriend? Do you have a boyfriend? Whatever. And my mom was like, stay on the phone with me. I'm like, you're actually distracting me. But she's like, stay on the phone with me. And you shouldn't engage really. But then if you ignore, sometimes they get more mad. So I just turned to him and I was like, I'm sorry, I'm engaged. Which like, you know, probably.

Okay main character energy I'm sorry I have a husband I go I'm literally Cause you know they think you're lying I was like sorry not looking for anyone They was like I'm engaged And he was like oh you think you're fucking richer than me And he started like getting mad at me And I was like no you're richer than me Yeah I didn't buy this I have no money nothing Eventually he stopped But like my mom was on the phone with me And she was freaking out but anyway long story short

Being a woman is hard. No, it's so hard. Especially if you're Britney Spears right now. This is the thing, Paige. Yeah. We don't have all the information. And when campaigns become like social media and they become generic, people stop looking at details. It's like we want to free Britney. But like, is something happening that I'm missing? Yeah, I'm not understanding. Like after she gave that testimony.

like that the judge would not remove her father. And like even said, I think what is the quote? The filing states that the court found Brittany to be substantially unable to manage his or her financial resources or to resist fraud or undue influence. Now, Brittany is basically saying so that her conservatorship is with her dad and this other woman, which what is the what the fuck? Her last name is Montgomery.

It's like an attorney. And the dad is apparently in charge of everything financial. This other woman is in charge of everything medically. Okay? But Brittany says, fuck both of them. Like, they're both not doing their shit. Like, the way they should be doing. So she wants both of them out. She said in court that she actually thinks that both of them should be in jail. This Montgomery person said...

that like she's always been an advocate for Britney and Britney's basically like fuck off not true here's what I think is wild Britney's fucking sister because look I understand that and I'm looking at this from like not a legal point obviously and not that it's like Britney Spears I'm looking at it from like a very sentimental situation people have horrible parents like you sometimes you just get born into a family and your parents fucking suck

When it's your sibling that's also trying to fuck you over, I just thank God. Like, I was, you know, so blessed to have this. I can't imagine my sibling doing that. Like, I almost think it's worse than her fucking dad. Well, it's like when enough people come together and say that someone is a type of way, like, people will believe it, especially when it's people who are close to you. Like your whole family. Yeah. Yeah.

So it's like, what did you think of Jamie's Instagram stories? Which she definitely didn't run by a PR person. No, her PR is like, hello? Dude, I don't know how you can go and say something online. Like...

to everyone when like there's legal things that you can look up and like prove that what you're saying is untrue like her being like i've never taken a dollar from britney and like i've only just wanted my sister to be happy like what are you talking about you're one of like the sole conservative you're like involved like you do get paid from her yeah i do think that it was like

Frustration Where she was getting A lot of hate towards her So she just wanted to be like Obviously I love my sister When it's There just must be You know It's like There's so much more Dark shit going on It's like when you watch A reality TV show And two people hate each other And you're like They don't just hate each other Because of this Like what actually happened Like what's the dark shit Well yeah It's also like 12 years Before

We don't know every single fight and we don't know everything. Not that we're at all not on Team Brittany. We are 1000% Team Britt. But like there's definitely more shit that's going to come out. Like this is not done.

yeah and then they showed like an old clip of one of britney's i don't know if it was her manager or something that was like basically years ago saying like how would you feel if you had no control over your life and the family had spread rumors that he had like drugged her or something and basically guys when you see sam when you see people trying to

Like people have motives for shit is all I have to say. And this is just the beginning of the Britney story. Absolutely. I just, I can't wrap my fucking head around that. Like this is her family, like the sole people who are supposed to protect her. Um, wait, let's do, let's do a nice story to end front page news. Yeah. What do you think about Kim Kardashian and skims being the official apparel of the Olympics? Um,

I'm proud of her because I feel like they've people have talked so much shit about like her having no talent that but like that is really legit stuff, which means that skims is of the quality that Olympic athletes want to be fitted in it. Like, that's pretty cool. I don't know the details of it, but take my money.

she's making all of like the loungewear and like in between shit and it looks sick and you can also like it'll be available to like the public that's awesome i also think i think they've low-key inspired each other that's why you just surround yourself with powerful women because i feel like kylie stepped up her game and kim was like

bitch is gonna step up her game yeah and like business-wise they've done so well next you know kylie's gonna be doing um i don't know the makeup for the the ice skaters i also think we need to normalize like a a courtney moment where courtney is like i don't some people want to chase fame and success to like fulfill whatever like

they think will bring happiness for them. Where some people, happiness is like existing, being with their family, eating healthy, pooshing, which sounds like a fun fart. Dude, she is crushing it though. I think poosh is like the new Gwyneth Paltrow. It's the new goop. Poosh is the new goop. And I do think what we can learn from the Kardashians is you cannot make five-year plans for your life. Like Kim Kardashian, when she was working for Paris and doing some...

sex tapes could never in a million years thought that she was going to develop a line for the Olympics I know that's crazy so don't limit yourself don't think that you can oversimplify your life because you don't know what's going to happen in your future look at that positive ending and I think that's a way to end

This pod. I mean, look at that main character energy. Yeah. I also just really have to pay. Same. You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us. And we'll be back in the studio soon. Don't worry. Check us out. Patreon.com slash Giggly Squad. Get our merch. Giggly Squad. Giggly Squad. Wait, before we go, I want to tell someone something. I want to tell the gigglers that today I have a massive pimple on my chin and I wore a pimple patch out in the public all day long.

So you can't know. Yeah, it's helping. But like no one could really notice. I also didn't give a flying fuck. But like I mean, character energy. Yeah. Relatable main character energy. OK, guys, we'll talk to you later. Bye.