Giggling about super tampons, Christina vs. Britney, and showering with a guy
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I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my G-wagons? Rich. I'm not gonna lie, that came to me just now. That's a good one. Remember when I had a G-wagon? You were fucking a G-wagon. Sure was. You know how, like, if you know a girl and her name's, like, Becky and she was, like, mean to you in high school, you can never, like, name your daughter Becky? Yeah.

That's how I feel about G-wagons. Like I could never actually have one now. She's saying her ex had a G-wagon if no one has read between the lines. I mean, there's so many G-wagons in LA. I'm like, I get it. Yeah, we get it. Get it. You guys get a lot of money on Instagram. I get it. In LA at one point, I was walking to my hotel and there was like a sick car outside and people were just outside taking photos of it. Like pretending it was theirs.

Or just taking photos of the car. Yeah, like they were just admiring this like sick car. And the guy was like revving the engine. And I was like, is this where we are in... As a community? It's 2021. The world's burning, okay? I always hated that whenever... Okay, I used to date a guy in college. And like when he would drive away from my house...

He would like rev his engine, which like, I don't know why guys do that. No one thinks it's cool. And every single time he would pull away, my mom would look at me and be like, he's a punk. And I hope you know that.

Whenever someone revs their engine, you're like, ow. Yeah, it's like annoying. What are you overcompensating for, bro? He was overcompensating for a lot. You want to have a cool car, but you also don't want to look like you're trying too hard and it's a thin line. But G-Wagon's a hot car, but... It definitely is. Why am I talking about cars like I know anything about cars or anyone would ever let me get in a car and drive a car? You don't have a license. It's actually illegal for you to get...

in a car yeah des was talking about like tune-ups the other day and i was like i don't speak car so yeah this conversation is wasting both our times have you seen that tiktok where it's like girls are texting their boyfriends about like all this like car lingo and every boyfriend's like who's telling you this and she's and they're like what are you talking about like i know this and they're like i know for a fact that you don't know this shit i love the tiktoks where they'll send like an eyelash curler photo and be like what is this

And the guy will try to guess what it is or like literally a tampon. They're like, what is this? And the guy doesn't know. I love the ones where it's like you ask your boyfriend to go get you a tampon. He brings it and you're like, no, like the lemon flavored. And they're flavored. Or the guy who brings his girlfriend back this just super tampons. And she's like, what are you trying to say? I have a wide gaping vagina. And he's like, no, I thought you were super. Your vagina is super. Yeah.

I love how whoever was doing tampon sizes, they were like, small, really small, and super. Yeah, super is so aggressive. It's like, no, what are the sizes? Like regular? Then there's like light. Regular, light, yes. I mean, I always use super. I either use super or I'm using light. Remember when you were little and you were afraid that you didn't have a tiny vagina? Yeah.

Yeah. I still get afraid of that. And like, I'm not about to ask, like you, no girl knows if their vagina is actually tiny. Like guys will tell you like, oh, it's so tight. I actually know for a fact that I have a small one. Yes.

Because in like the end of high school, beginning of college, I kept getting UTIs. And I actually had to go to the doctor and get like a camera stuck up my vagina to see if like my uterus was tilted. And my doctor was like, no, you just have like an abnormally small like canal. So like it gets irritated. And I was like, I'm sorry. Yeah.

You have the tiniest vagina known to man. No, but some girls, their like path to the hymen. I know that's not doctor lingo, but.

the way to get to the hymen can be like shorter yeah but we're all beautiful flowers is what we're trying to say exactly but for real people made you feel like you either had a tiny vagina or like a massive vagina guys don't know they're just happy to be involved also yeah they're just happy to be there and like if he has a shrimp dick that's his fault that's not your fault um what's going on hannah what like what's happening with you

Our merch dropped. Our merch dropped. I, okay, but at first my favorite was the allegedly. It's like a Coke bottle inspo red classic font. I just think it's like fun. But now the more I wear the merch, the upside down smiley.

I feel myself in it. It's so sick with the I can't be managed on the back. I like when there's fonts on the back. We have we can't be managed on the back and it kind of hits you with a surprise. You know what I mean? I like that. It's also just like the timing of everything. Like we did our first live show in Philly for two nights and we sold it out and it was so much fun. Then we dropped our new merch, but our merch was like.

to when we first started Giggly Squad because like I can't be managed and allegedly we're like the only things we said. Yeah. We said allegedly every three seconds and then we were like we're lacking just like a normal Giggly Squad one and I love the tan. I love the tan. It's easy. I mean we love a set and it's easy to wear it at any time of the year and like for anything like

Whether you're laying in the house or you're actually, like, going out somewhere and you're throwing on, like, sneakers. Now that it's cold, I'm living in my sweats. Living. I mean, I'm in Delaware, so I'm in the most, like, home...

meet your parents' boyfriends' home outfits ever, which is like crew neck cashmere sweaters. I've never seen Paige wear a higher neck and just white. You never wear white. I'm not even wearing makeup. I'm being so fucking wholesome. Wait, do you remember when you had fake eyelashes all the time? Do you ever get them done anymore? What's the rule? So interesting that you bring that up, Hannah, because I was literally thinking about it the other day. I used to not be able to go without fake eyelashes.

I stopped getting them. I stopped getting them when we went into quarantine, obviously. Like I was supposed to go and get them filled literally the day everything shut down. And I haven't thought about it since because there's something lovely about itching your eye. Is there anything better? It's so great to just like rub your eye.

And not have to worry about fake lashes falling out. Do you remember when in quarantine they were like, whatever you do, don't touch your face? And I was like...

it's literally my biggest joy in life is touching my face i'll pop pimples all day long i just want to have my hand on my face at all times i haven't really thought about getting them redone because i like being able to touch my eye and i feel like my real lashes are like grown now like out and like normal does it fuck up your real lashes oh my god absolutely

yeah yeah because then it's almost like when you break your nails and you're like i have to wait for the cycle to come back like you have to wait for them to go through their cycles but now that we're doing live shows we'll see how many we're gonna do but it's just so much easier to have fake eyelashes than to do the whole rigmarole sometimes yeah rigmarole is a great rigmarole we should say more rigmarole

honestly every day is a fucking rigmarole no it really is it also makes me think of like raviolis and linguine a ravioli like if nana was like i made fresh rigmarole i would believe that that was a dish oh side note nana still got it on instagram is going through it no i don't mean to laugh but she was shopping at cole's who knows what that bitch was doing at cole's

And somehow she fell. She broke her hip a while ago. Oh my God. She's a tough woman. She recovered from that. She's had breast cancer. She's recovered from that. She still looks stunning. We thought she broke her hip again and we were like, fuck.

fuck like she's yeah have surgery so she which is a whole rigmarole a whole that is a fucking rigmarole yeah so she it's just a fracture but she's in the hospital and i call her i'm like nana are you okay and she goes i can order anything i want from the menu and they bring it immediately um

And I'm like, she thinks she's in a hotel. She's like, the view from the window was beautiful. She's used to like taking care of my papa. My papa's a mess. Because my papa's, we called him. We're like, what'd you eat this morning? He's like, I had leftovers from last week, but they're running out. I don't know what I'm going to do. So.

Oh my God. And oh wait, can he not go to the hotel? Now I think she's in a hotel. He has to wait till like 2 p.m. To go to the hospital? To go to the hospital. So anyone, message Nana Still God on Instagram. Tell her you're thinking about her. It makes her day. Honestly, she's been getting so much attention from this hip fracture. I think it's getting her through the pain. I messaged her and I was like, Nana, I have no doubt in my mind that you're still glam as fuck.

right now did she just took a photo from the hotel bed full glam i was like how did this even happen and i like didn't see it at first and then i was on the giggly squad account and that's how i saw it and i texted nana i was like yo what the fuck happened to nana

You text me like, is your Nana good? And I'm like, yeah, she's loving life. But thank goodness. It's just tough. She's getting older. Yeah. She can't prance around coals like she used to. You know how it is when you're like in the whole goods and you just kind of black out. You're having too much fun. You fall. Also, what's going on in my life? I went to a wedding yesterday. How was that?

It was fun, but I was one of those, like, last-minute invites. Okay. What does that mean? So, she's, like, grew up with her... Like, I have a lot of family friends from Shelter Island, and she's, like, my brother's age, so I'm closer to her older sister. Three days ago, she's like, hey, I had some people drop out. You want to come to my wedding? And, like, I know everyone at the wedding. And I was like, let's fucking go. Des couldn't go because he had comedy, but I'll take that last-minute invite and...

I've had last minute invites before and you sit in this kind of rejection table of like random last minute people. It's almost like the kids table but worse. Yeah. Exactly like the misfits. But now I do weddings like I'm taking notes. I'm like. I was just going to say that. Like do you go to weddings now almost like you're scouting? Yeah.

I had a full scout wedding moment and she was hilarious. The bride was like, oh, I'll send you the contact to my florist. I'll send you this. I'll send you our playlist. I was like, it's okay. Focus on your wedding right now. Yeah, like have fun. But this is my thing. I don't like knowing how the sausage is made. And now I kind of know how this... I like to go to a wedding and be like, oh, cocktail hour, random. How did we get here? Where now I'm like, okay, cocktail hour should have been 10 minutes ago. Yeah.

Wait, that's hilarious. Like I know too much about like how a wedding supposed to be now that I'm like, okay, now I'm just in my head about it where, you know, before you just kind of follow the flow of people, you just keep drinking. Yeah, I totally get that. You're like, oh, interesting choice of color palette. Okay. I was made in like a girl factory. So like I've always gone to weddings and been like, ooh,

I wouldn't have chose that would not have done jumbo shrimp at the cocktail. I've never thought about weddings at all. And now I'm like thinking of all the decisions and shit. But what I do have to say is that shit goes by fast. Yeah. I know people always say like you don't not that you don't remember your wedding, but that it goes by so quickly that you don't have time to even like get drunk or like because you're talking to so many people.

Yeah, you don't even eat your meal. Yeah, like it's so much pressure. I have a question. Are you going to... You know how like it's like sometimes people do like their head table, which is like their bridal party, or they do just like them and their husband at a separate table? I've even been to weddings where they did the table and it was like each person's immediate family. And that was the table, which I thought was really fun. The table...

seat assignments are very important for the feng shui i could just picture nana being like oh no hannah you can't put aunt marcia next to jill they don't get along how did you not know that i want drama people like oh i don't want drama at my wedding i'm like i want the drama i want at least three girls crying in the bathroom for some for different reasons it was so funny because i'm not like

in the friend group of these people, but I'm a family friend. So I was in the bathroom and I was like, you know, having my, I always have diarrhea at weddings, you know, like I chugged like a Bailey shot and then I went dancing and I'm like, that's like shaking a seltzer. Like put the bitch in the bathroom immediately. It's about to go. Who chugs a Bailey shot? It's a liqueur, like dessert drink. It was like whole milk and you know, I forgot my lactate. So yeah.

I was sitting in the bathroom and I hear like, Catherine's dancing on Steve. Can you believe she's dancing on Steve? And they were like, of course she's dancing on Steve. She's dancing on everyone. And I was so invested in this girl. And then what's funny about weddings recently, and I'm not trying to pat Giggly Squad on the back, but you just go to a random wedding. By the time the girls start to get drunk, the gigglers start to come out. Stop. Stop.

So like at first, you know, no one's saying shit. Yeah. There's a certain time in the wedding. It's happened at my brother's wedding too. Girls start to get drunk and they come up to you and they're like,

I just listened to you on Chicks in the Office and I saw you on Paige Had a Live Show and we fucking love you guys. Someone who was giving out like food, one of the waitresses was like, No way. Big giggler. And I go, hey, you come to me first with that shrimp cocktail, okay? You get the coconut shrimp, beeline to me, okay? You're a real giggler. Show your support by bringing the tray here first. Wait, that's hilarious. I haven't been to a wedding yet.

where that's happened but i expect the next wedding because it's all girls our age yeah um also just side housekeeping i am going to maryland this upcoming weekend baltimore and i have four shows so tell your friends um wait i'm gonna be in baltimore what the fuck are you doing is that near delaware

I don't know where Baltimore is. Yes, I'm going to be in Baltimore on Sunday to go to the Ravens game. You know, Craig and his sports stuff. Do you guys want to come to my comedy show that night? When is that? Sunday night? Saturday night? I think it's Friday and Saturday night. Oh, no, I won't be in Baltimore then. You're going to a lot of sports games. You must really like this guy. No, I do. But here's the other thing.

I'll go to the sports games. Okay, I'll do it. I'll eat the hot dogs. I'll drink the drinks. I'll cheer for the team. I'll pretend like I know. I'll pretend like I'm nervous. Like we're not going to get the ball back. You know? Yeah. I won't be able to handle this loss. Yeah. Like I'm a great actress. You're invested. I draw the damn line when Craig tries to give me apparel to wear. That's where that's where I stop it.

And he's so cute and he's so innocent. And he bought me these Baltimore Ravens gloves.

And I know that he's the type of personality that like if I don't wear them, he's going to think that I don't like them, which I don't. But I feel so bad. And he's the kind of personality that if I burn them, he's going to think I don't like them, which is super weird of him. But he's so adorable. And then I try and like relate it to real life. I'm like, OK, well, how would I feel if I bought him a sweater and like told him to wear this outfit and he didn't wear it? I'd be like.

Hello? Like, do you not like that? And I would get pissed. Men have such simple brains. He likes to wear Baltimore Ravens.

So he's like, I want to share my love of the Ravens with Paige. But does he not understand that your model-esque long, beautiful fingers are not meant to be covered by a Baltimore Ravens uncomfortable... What are they made out of? Honestly, I feel like they're like... Nylon? Plastic? I threw them on the floor the other night.

No, they're like woven. But they're all these different colors and ravens are purple and black, which like... Clashing. Yeah, I wore like a hat and I was like, okay, cool. So he's fine with me just wearing a hat. He's trying to deck me out. And I'm like...

And then, no, this is what I do. Lose them. Like, oh, shit. I left them. You have to just leave them everywhere. Keep leaving them. The first time he's going to remember. First time he's going to see you left it and be like, oh, my God, you almost forgot these. And you're going to be like, oh, my. Thank you so much. Thank you for remembering. Okay, here's the other thing, though. The gigglers DM Craig and snitch on me. If I find out, and I will, that any gigglers say, hey, Paige doesn't like the gloves, I'm

blocked okay gigglers i don't know what you guys think this is but this is a community built on trust this is a safe space this is a safe space and we don't need to be going behind each other's backs you know what they do when you try and leave scientology that's what we do too they go to your house they find you we will pull up some dark shit from your past don't say anything about the gloves

So anyway, so that's where I'm at. I mean, I'm probably going to wear them. Here's the thing. You are an independent woman and relationships are about compromise. If that makes him smile and that makes him happy, no one knows me in Baltimore, I can wear them. I had to say sorry the other day. Like relationships are about compromise. I would never say sorry. What did you have to say sorry for? I clogged the drain with all my hair and he had to get it out with a hanger. Oh my God. And I was like, that's your hair. He's like, no it's not.

And he was like, I don't even mind that it's clogged and the water... You know the water gets high when it's clogged? Yeah. And he's like, it just gets slippery and it's unsafe. And I was like, I don't like it because I pee in it and then I have to stand on my own pee. And he was like, Hannah! And I was like, sorry. Does everyone not pee in the shower? Where else am I supposed to pee? Yeah, everyone pees in the shower. Also, girls like their showers lava hot because we're related to Satan. And when you put hot water on you, it makes you want to pee. I don't understand...

What the deal is with guys being like, oh my God, the shower's so hot. Literally, I was getting in the shower this morning and Craig said to me, Craig goes, that shower is going to reach temperatures it's never reached before. And I was like, did you just try and insult me at 10 a.m. for my shower temperature? Guys like lukewarm showers because they're boring. Yeah, I don't get it.

I want to know the science behind it. Well, it is because we're related to say, and I looked at it and we like start to feel like we're home. But when you're in a guy's shower, do you ever purposely leave your hair on the back of the shower wall? So to mark your territory, um, are

Or you have you ever been in a guy's shower and there's a hair on it that you know is not his hair and you're like, oh, that I haven't. But when Craig and I first like started hanging out or like started dating when I was at his house one time, I did leave a bobby pin on like his one side of his dresser to see if it was still there when I came back. And if, you know, there was any other girls there knew that like someone was here and left a bobby pin.

So yeah, I did like sneaky shit like that. I love this like subconscious battle going on that the men have no idea about. I did see a TikTok of a girl being like, if you get in your boyfriend's car, take like the passenger mirror like down or the, what's it called? The mirror. Yeah, the mirror thing. Yeah, the mirror thing. Take it down and like slide down.

where the mirror like opens just a little bit then put it back up and the next time you're in the car if it's shut a girl was in there also with showers what i hated dating early in your 20s is when you go to a guy's place and you have to shower and they don't have conditioner and like your girl's leaving with four dreadlocks if there's like that is chaotic energy for me what do you do it's chaotic do you want to know what i did yeah greg and i were

That was such an evil laugh. This is actually, yeah, because this was like one of the craziest things I've ever done. Craig and I were literally dating for, I'm not kidding, like three weeks. And I kept, but I kept going down to Charleston and I would have to bring all my hair stuff, all my makeup, all my like shower things. And that takes up half your suitcase. In Charleston, like the weather there and how the clothes I have to pack, it's like

that's a whole separate thing but i literally just amazon primed all my stuff like all the shampoo and conditioner i use all my hair stuff i bought an extra blow dryer i already had enough makeup that like i made a makeup bag that lives in charleston and when i tell you i had boxes and boxes from amazon delivered to craigslist did you warn him no he's just like one day he was like

I have so many packages. I have to open them. And I was like, oh, yeah, I shipped a few things there just to keep. And he was like, oh, that was really smart. By day three of boxes, he was like, it's enough. But I have my own bathroom there. So I get ready in a separate bathroom. It is so smart to have a makeup bag somewhere that you always go. Because one day, you're going to forget your makeup bag. And then you have to go to Sephora and spend $347. Yeah.

to just like get your makeup back it's you'd be proud of me i spent 250 at sephora without blinking an eye the other what did you get i got like a a smoky shiny thing for your eye from charlotte tilbury i love charlotte tilbury pillow talk medium as i bought the light i need to get the medium and we love and i put the fenty lip gloss on top then i just i'm like scared to have the sephora people do my makeup because then i'll literally buy everything so i just like

guessed my fenty color and bought like a fenty foundation which was risky if you guessing your own foundation color is you should go gambling because yeah that's chaotic energy um people that can like guess it online i'm like what do you want magician you don't know oh no no no idea i get every lip color wrong i order the wrong lip color every time okay here's a trick

uh for the charlotte tilbury stuff the pillow talk lipstick if you get the lip liner whatever the shades are like they have them listed online i can't think of like what the actual shade is but like the shade darker than pillow talk lip liner if you do that on your lips and we have like pretty similar skin color and then do the pillow talk lipstick and then like a lip gloss it makes your lips look so fucking big huge yeah huge huge yeah um

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Oh, final shower question. I don't think guys realize how often we use their razors on our pubes. Because all I have to say... Their razors are better. Yeah. Quick editing. Yeah. Right before. Their razors are superior. Next thing you know, I'm doing a full razor on my entire body. Inside my butthole, outside my butthole, inside my labia, outside my labia. I'm eyebrows down, wet seal. And I know that they use it on their face.

They use it on their balls too. Yeah, they use it too. I went into Craig's shower one time. His razor had a 360 ball. I was like, oh, we're getting in there. We are a baby's bottom everywhere. Why are men's razors so much better when all we do is shave? All we do is shave. Venus, if you don't come out with a 360 ball head that absolutely twists around everything on me...

What are you doing? I use men's razors. I buy men's razors. Yeah, to the point where I... Who cares if they're called like power? I literally raved about this razor so much that Craig bought a whole pack and was like, stop. Use them. Just use them. Just use this one. It's fucked up. It's like the pink tax. They know we're going to keep buying these shitty razors.

feminine razors when I don't need a feminine razor. I need a masculine razor on my fucking thick ass hair. Yeah, I go everywhere and I always have a razor on me. No, you never that. See, you should always have a razor and a nail clipper. I have it somewhere in my suitcase. I saw this thing on TikTok months ago and I ordered it on Amazon and I just keep it in my bag. I've never used it, but it's in my bag. It's like a circle razor.

I'll find the link and I'll post it on the Giggly Squad Instagram. It's like this circle and it has three or four notches on it. You twist it, razor. Twist it again, soap. Twist it again, little bottle that you fill with water. You have a full glamping kit. Full glamping.

I saw some makeup stuff where it's like, it looks like a pen. You know those pens in high school that were different colors that you'd press down and you get a different color pen in that one pen? They'll do that with like eyeliner, lip liner, like lipstick, and like bronzer. Like they do it all in one pen. Wait, I would want that for my purse. I don't know if I made that up. It's somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, recently because we've been traveling so much, it's like...

These little things are cool. And like you, it's literally always the time when you need makeup is when you're like, I'm not bringing makeup out tonight. And then something happens and you're like, does anyone have a concealer? You always need floss. Cause I'm that girl that like right before an important thing, something gets stuck in my tooth. You want to know why I don't bring floss is because I am somewhat of a MacGyver.

And I've learned that if you just pull out a strand of hair, that also works. See, I have done that before and I'm so happy you brought that up. But it's a whole rigmarole, if you know what I mean. No, it is. It's a whole rigmarole because you're like, am I really gonna? Yep, I am.

But there's once... You know those moments where there's something in your tooth that you can't get out? Yeah. And you just start panicking. You're like, I need an official floss. So that's my thing. Floss. And then if you break a nail, I like to be able to cut my nail. And then...

like a mascara or like a lip or something god forbid you're having a bad you should get those floss like stick things those look violent to me like those look like little texts but it has a point on the end so you can like poke we could use them for self-defense too you would hurt yourself with it now that i think about it put them in between your fingers and stab someone yeah do you have any what front page news i mean i know it was time it was time

let's talk about, let's like really talk about, cause I have a lot of theories, but they're actually wavering on Kim and Pete. Wow. So they were spotted out for the first time in Palm Springs, like holding hands. I watched the video of them, like her getting out of the car, aside knowing she's wearing Yeezys in it, which I just thought was like,

Interesting. Yeah. She's getting out of the car and she's like walking and grabs his hand for like, I'm not kidding. Point two seconds, a millisecond. But the way that she grabbed his hand and look, I can appreciate like a spectacle. I really can. So like I don't get mad at like a fake, a fake relationship because they're famous and like I want to watch them, whatever. Yeah.

But there was something so like in my gut that I was like, that just seemed weird the way she grabbed his hand. And then I kept like looking up more. Like, I feel like honestly, I think conspiracy theories and then TikTok just gives me conspiracy theories. There was a lot of people saying that this was timing because of the Astroworld thing.

I mean, he's getting sued by like 200 different people, millions and millions and millions of dollars. Someone even said like a billion dollars or something. Yeah. And it also was like devastating what happened. Devastating.

The fact that it wasn't like the first time something crazy like this has happened at one of his concerts. He has wild concerts. They're about like crowd surfing and the crowd just losing their mind. And he's known for having like volatile concerts. Yeah. I literally watched a video a couple of years ago of a concert a couple of years ago. That was him being like telling the crowd to like beat up this one guy in the crowd.

It's like his brand. Yeah. I was like, what the fuck is going on? So a lot of people think that it's fake because it's covering up that whole situation, which could be true. Then a lot of people think that it's fake because she never like finished law school.

Then like that we just like stop talking about that. Then a lot of people think it's fake because they think that she wants to like change her career into a more like comedy role, which I don't know what you would do. And then there's people that think that it's real.

And then I think there's people who think that she wants to jump on this crazy excitement for her sister and Travis and MGK. And jump on that like tatted boy. Yeah. If you do put all of their pictures together, it does look like, OK, Kim's just sad she's left out. You know, like Kim had to get a grungy guy that's not hot either. You know, maybe he's her type because he's creative.

I mean, she's definitely no stranger to like a tall, like a little bit out there type of personality. But also like Chris Humphries, did he have a personality? We don't really know. Maybe he was really funny. I was thinking Kanye has like a little out there. I mean, I'm team Ray J.

And then other people are also saying that there's a show coming out. In my investigative journalism, which means me hanging out with some comics at night, you know I had to do some digging for the Ghibli Squad. Yeah, because does he go do stand-up a lot? So he's right now doing other projects, but he came up with the guys that are in New York City. Right. They all knew him. He was doing stand-up since he was like 16 or younger. And what I heard...

Was that their sex is crazy and they're having really great sex. Then you know what? Then you know what? Good for them. That's all I heard. And that's all I care about. Because at the end of the day, that's all you each other. Yeah. That's all you want in a relationship is like someone that you're like, I can't keep my hands off of you and you're fun. I mean, ultimately, whatever Kim wants, she deserves, right?

Like whatever love she wants in her life. Who knows what she's been dealing with the last couple years. And you know when you get out of like a serious relationship. What's the first thing you do? You want to have a cute boy toy. Yeah you want to have like a fun. Like.

let's just vibe and like pretend we're dating but we're actually not serious and then you're like so much more yourself because there's no pressure so no wonder their sex is popping off i can't talk about sex i can't talk about sex at my boyfriend's parents house it like immediately feels weird wrong yeah like smells it smells like his parents in there you get like lavender scents what the

No, it's literally the homiest place ever. There's Christmas trees in every room. There's moving Santas. And I'm here talking about Kim Kardashian getting banged by Pete Davidson when I'm trying to be a wholesome daughter-in-law. You need to like sage yourself after this podcast and then go back downstairs.

Like, all we discussed was the word of God and... And the miracle of Christmas, which we do love. Big Christmas stands. But I do have to say about Kim and Pete, they don't have to be public about it. Right. They don't... Like...

When was the last time you and Craig went on a roller coaster? Like, it's not like you have to go on roller coasters when you're dating. Like, I know Derek Jeter dated his wife, Hannah. It could have been me, but it wasn't. Like, on the low for years before anyone even realized. And Derek Jeter is in the public eye every single day. And she could have easily been sitting... Like, they went... Fucking...

I hate to bring it up, but Alex Cooper has managed to pretty much hide her significant other. You guys are purposely putting it out there, and the question is why. If you want to keep something a little tight-lipped, it's very easy to deny, deny, and not be seen out. No one really knew how long I was seeing Craig. They think they knew, and they thought that was a PR stunt. But I was like, oh my God, I'd be way better at a PR stunt. But you know what?

It is nice to not hide something. It is nice to just be yourselves. That's true. But also, you know that the second it goes public, then you have to deal with all this stuff, which is high anxiety for a couple. Especially in a very, very fresh, new whatever they're doing. But Pete seems to kind of like not mind this like putting on a cute outfit. Unless it's part of the fun. Yeah. Unless it's just like, I mean, they are...

She is the most famous woman literally in the world. And he is like, you know what? I cannot knock his hustle.

now and he now has become snl like he is snl like all the skits that do the best are like him making fun of staten island like yeah i thought he quit snl and now he's on every sketch there there are probably so many people on that show that are so jealous of him oh my god but also you can't when you say you can't knock the hustle it's like he knows the assignment like the guy the more famous you are the more money you make the like so you can't knock the hustle of someone being like okay kim let's like

hold hands and everyone will lose their damn mind yeah like okay also people get so mad at like oh my god ben and jen are fake and like this is a pr stunt okay okay like who cares yeah if it is like people get so mad about it run with it yeah i'm like they kim kardashian doesn't know you and he's she's go out on a limb here she's never gonna meet you like why would she care if you got tricked by her

But also, he's a multi-millionaire. Yeah. One of the top comedians in the world. 6'3". Yeah, I do forget how tall he is. I don't think Chris Humphries was good looking. See, I kind of got Chris Humphries because he's huge and he's athletic. Yeah, but there was something about him that I just... I felt like he...

He had almost too much of like a baby face for me. He did have a baby face. I don't know. I never thought he was like, honestly, I don't think she's actually dated anyone.

that many good looking guys it's she's dated like all over the board no she has literally no type she's no type i ain't got no time there was something and it was like a list of all of her boyfriends and now i can't remember what i saw it on oh it has one of his he's dated carly

Carly Eccolino. Yeah. Then he dated Cassie, who I love. I love Cassie David. Cassie David. Then Ariana. Then I forgot he dated Kate Beckinsale. Kate Beckinsale. I do have to say, Pete does have a type. Oh, Pete for sure has a... He likes a strong brunette. He does. And he likes someone who's funny. He likes a funny brunette. Yeah. Wow, wow, wow. I will say he has great taste in...

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Okay, the next thing I wanted to get your opinion on was... I know what you're going to say. Okay, should we say the first name at the first time? Because I feel like you don't. One, two, three. Shawn Mendes. I'm being confident for no reason. And it was like you had to be quiet and then like see if you clapped at the same time. I was like, I have to do this with Hannah and I know we were going to be so fucking off.

Shawn Mendes. Okay. I have a lot to say about Shawn Mendes and Camila. Never loved them as a couple. I think they were best friends. Yes. Like, I never saw them being like, let me tell you something. I never thought about what their sex was like. I will now think about Kim and Pete's. Yeah, I've been thinking about Kim and Pete's. I've been thinking about it. I've actively been thinking about it. And hey, if she did like a round two sex tape...

I would want it to be with Pete. And then there's just like comedy, like quick funny remarks throughout. Oh, that would be gold. A comedy special slash sex tape. It's never been done before. I'll tell you one thing, it's never been done before. Okay, I also feel like Camilla and Sean are so not...

our generation famous that i there's like i a lack of like i don't care kind of they were together for a long time though and all through quarantine their quarantine pictures were amazing whole they would hold actual glass cups like outside like they forced themselves to be like we have to go for a walk we have to get some vitamin d and they would just look like miserable but it seemed they've been there for each other through a lot of things it is sad the breakup but

I do feel, though, I feel like if you were if anyone were to meet her in real life, I feel like she's really fucking nice. And I feel like she's just like a normal girl who is just really good at singing and fucking got famous. Like, I just I feel like she's probably very down to earth. Yeah. I watched his documentary, actually. Shawn Mendes documentary. Wait, really? What was it on? Oh, who knows? I forget. But it was very Justin Bieber esque where like he blew up.

He was the next Justin Bieber on YouTube of this cute little kid who had an incredible voice. I wish them both the best, but also like not worried about them. They're also so fucking young. They're going to be great. They're babies. They have two more like really public breakups to go through and I can't wait for them. Like, I'm not worried about it. No, what I wanted to see what you thought about was Britney Spears just straight up calling Christina Aguilera out on her own Instagram story.

Did you see the video she posted? Listen to my question. The Christina video. Did Christina... She basically was like, I'm not speaking on that. Thank you. And turned around. What did... As someone who has gone through friend drama before, how would you feel if you were Brittany? Christina... I don't know when that was from. So it could have been like legal. Like legally, she was like, I don't want to say if I know anything because...

I feel like they were around each other. Like she could have known shit that like the public didn't know. Well, she did say something like when she was walking away, she was like, I'm team Brittany or something. Or she said something like, yeah, she said something like, I love her, but like, I'm not talking about it. Yeah. Also,

It depends on, I think it all depends on how close they actually really are. Like, was she not speaking on it because she was like, I don't know what's going on? Yeah. Or are they like legitimate friends where she was like, it's her story to tell? Either way, Brittany was fucking pissed.

pretty well that she didn't say anything which made me believe that they were closer friends than i had previously thought or fuck if they're closer friends that christina knew the shit that was going on and she wished that christina spoke up but then again it's it gets you saw it was christina's people being like we're not talking on that we're not talking on that yeah um lady gaga goes on this whole thing about like loving britney

But like, are they friends? Like, did she know? Or was she just being like, I'm a fan, support her? Or did Lady Gaga like know shit that was going on? That's what I didn't get. Lady Gaga seemed like she just, after learning everything, was like, this is so fucked up. Where I feel like, okay...

against conspiracies but i feel like christina's people are like don't even get into it because then people are going to start being like well if you knew why don't you do anything and the next thing you know you're in like jamie spears her sister's place so they're probably her people are like don't even get involved in this mess i also feel like and this is going back just from like being a 13 year old girl i feel like you were christina or you were britney yeah

And like, I feel like they weren't even friends. Like, I feel like they didn't really fuck with each other. You know what's wild? I was Christina because I thought she had a way better voice. But now I'm Brittany. I was Christina too because Christina was a straight up whore. Like...

Like the video with the blonde hair and the assless chaps. And like, I remember like watching it and like looking to see if my mom was coming around the corner. So I was like, I can't, I can't watch this. Christine and Brittany were the first ones to be like, do for me to be like, do I like boys? Oh my God. I am obsessed with them. That was in sync for me. That was when I saw Justin Timberlake.

And then my crush said he liked Britney Spears. And I was like, well, I like Justin Timberlake. So...

I feel like everyone went through that. So sad. When Britney, no, no, when Christina came out with Beautiful, we are beautiful, no matter what they say. See, I never liked that song. I was more of a Moulin Rouge kind of girl. I did. No, I like, I fucked with that shit too. But when she came out with Beautiful, that shit was like telling women like, you're beautiful no matter what, even though she's like gorgeous in it. But she's like, I'm beautiful and you're almost as beautiful as me.

You'll never look like me, but I'm beautiful. And you could call yourself beautiful and I won't say anything. And Pink was probably just like, fuck all y'all. When Pink came out with the Stupid Girls song, it was just like, what's going to happen? What's going to happen?

I was like Paris and Brittany are shaking she was like stupid girls who just bleach their hair blonde and hold little dogs I don't want to be another stupid girl when by the way bleaching her blonde and having a little dog is adorable but you know did you see that being blonde is choogy and I almost feel like we accidentally manifested literally sitting in bed the other night and I was like kept seeing tiktoks about everyone being like being blonde is choogy and I was like

did hannah and i just get rid of the entire page we're so powerful we have to be careful with this stuff we have to be careful we really have to watch out because next you know like being human's gonna be chugi and then what are we gonna do oh my god someone sent something to me and i was like our wedding's chugi

So, yeah, my friend. Oh, my God. My friend did a TikTok. Her name is Claire Parker. She basically was like, okay, like I love having a boyfriend, but like, do you ever think of like being someone's wife? Like, uh, like, uh, wife. Weddings are choogy. No, I feel like they might be. But it's like, of course, they're choogy because you're fucking 16.

Because Gen Z people are 16. But like, I'm not about to not get married because my little cousin's gonna bully me. It's like, oh, weird. I would never. I'm like, you're legally not allowed to. So it's shut the fuck up.

Craig and I actually recently got into a fight about our fake engagement and our fake wedding. That's like not a thing. That's a serious step in the relationship, though, getting into a fight about your future. Like I got to fight with Des about our unborn child. We legitimately were fighting about the days leading up to the wedding. I was like, well, I feel like this should be the rehearsal dinner. And he was like, that's all wrong. And I was like, well, explain your point.

And I was like And then we just sat there and I was like Glad we figured this out But yeah I feel like Weddings are choogy now I like that he's highly opinionated I like that he's into it Des was like yeah do whatever you want Then whenever I tell him what I want He has a strong opinion And I'm like it sounds like you know what you want So why don't you just fucking tell me And we can get out of this rigmarole That we're in

on your wedding what is your social media use rules because yesterday we weren't allowed to take photos during the ceremony but afterwards we were and my mom looked at me and i was like i mean go off sis like tag me like tag a bitch like my friend took me on their phones anyway they might as well be taking photos of me you know what i mean

I'm not telling my friends not to go on their phones. They'll have a full-on panic breakdown if Paige is not allowed to scroll her phone during my ceremony. I'm literally picturing you looking at Lenore and being like, this tag bit. They're like, oh, there's professional photos. And we go, we can't depend on one outlet. I think the only reason some people don't do pictures during the ceremony is because they don't want it to interfere with whoever they've hired to do the videography and the pictures. Yeah. Yeah.

So like that could be a reason. But I would. Yeah. I like I want people to post in real time. I would say like I don't get it. But then some people want like them to be the first ones to drop the images and like kind of control the narrative. See, that doesn't work for me because I need a full day to process. I need to edit, tweak lighting. Then I'll post, you know, like I don't want to be on my phone on my actual wedding, like being like,

Edit this. I feel like telling guests to stay off their phones is also being like, and no gum chewing. And if you have to go to the bathroom, you have to raise your hand. Like, I don't know. I feel like I can't. The people at my wedding are not going to be able to not be on their phones. These people have not been on their phones for more than two seconds. I'm going to be too drunk. I'm not even gonna. I'm almost done. Craig says hi. Immediate cold sweat about my gloves as he walked in. He goes, are you talking about sex? And you're like, what?

Did I hear that you were talking about sex and you hate the gloves? That's what I literally thought he was going to say. What was the question? Because I do remember this. Oh, Brittany Christina? If I...

If I knew that my friend was literally trapped in her home and I didn't say anything, I think that's crazy. So but I never thought that they were like good friends. So I didn't know that there was even a possibility that Christina knew. But also friends is such a complicated word nowadays. Like friends is and you guys have worked together and known each other for so long. Do they probably text send memes to each other? No.

But they just like are people who have known each other for a long time and had ups and downs in the industry. And you know better than anyone, when there's politics involved, you can't talk about certain things. Yeah. So I have empathy for Christina. But I also think that Brittany is Brittany's feeling like she can speak for the first time. Yeah. And it probably feels so great to be able to say things she wish she could have said for fucking years. Literally let her go off. I think we all deep down knew they had beef.

And this is her kind of being like, there's no way they couldn't. There's no way they couldn't. Do you remember Miley Cyrus had beef with Nicki Minaj? Some of my favorite beef, literal favorite beef because Miley should be shaking in her boots. Shake. I've never been a Miley fan. Oh, wow. She is coming out on this podcast. I mean, I've never disliked her, but I've never been like, yeah, Miley. Like I'm obsessed with Miley. Yeah. She was before our time a little.

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