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I mean, the day just got away from me. What is up, all my beautiful, giggling, giggle-schlotters, giggle-schlotters? That sounded like a German. Yeah, just a German last name. My gigglers! What's up, Hannah? Nothing much. I'm just super excited because our...

My favorite collection we've ever dropped just dropped. It dropped hard. It fucking dropped and it did drop hard. It was, I think, my favorite pictures that we've ever done. My favorite aesthetic. And it's just so true to us. I don't.

One, I'm going to say it. Everyone's been making fun of me for playing tennis for four years now. And then suddenly Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner decide to put on a little tennis skirt and everyone's jumping on the tennis bandwagon. Tennis skirts are very in. Yeah. Go to giggly-squad.com and get, we have the tennis bras are so cute. The tennis biker shorts so cute. The crop t-shirt is my favorite because it's not like a Zara crop where you can see the bottom of your nipple. It's an actual crop.

that you wear with like high-waisted jeans and looks cute and you don't feel like you're wearing a baby shirt um and then the crew neck so i was wearing this sweatshirt the other day on the upper east side okay okay which i feel like i want to hang out more on the upper east side i i actually why yeah you're manifesting being a real housewives in new york

Yeah, because like I've been going out and first of all, New York City is like on and popping. Remember like a couple weeks ago and I was like, I think I'm just going to stay in and like I'm not going to drink anymore. I've literally been on a bender. It's like so fully back. But I've been like going to clubs and like all these places. And I literally at one moment was just like, I'm better than this.

I deserve lunches and dinners on the Upper East Side and I deserve to go shopping off there. I'm like, I'm better than this Lower East Side bar. Just Madison Avenue. Yeah. I do have to say, okay, don't come after Lower East Side, which is my hood. But when you're walking in New York City right now, everything's outside. So like, it just seems like it's a block party on every block. It's insane. And I love the energy, but it gives me a lot of social anxiety. Yeah.

I absolutely love the energy, but I want to be more couth. I want to like. What does that mean? It means like class. Like I want to just. Oh, more couth. I thought you said mer-couth. I was like mer-couth. Is that like a kind of vodka that I haven't drank? Swipe up for mer-couth. Okay.

We should start saying couth again because couth, we lost our couth for a while. We lost it. I absolutely love that word. You also wrote in our notes that you met the girls across the hall. Can you? Oh my God. Wait, did they listen to Giggly Squad? No. No, they actually hate Giggly Squad.

Okay, so remember, okay, if the gigglers remember a couple weeks ago, I was saying how like all girls have the same conversation and I was walking to my apartment and I heard the girls across the hall talking about some guy who needed therapy and like probably rightfully so.

and I was just like wow I have that conversation with my girlfriends all the time so I was going into my apartment I was bringing like packages in and I saw that the girl across the hall left her keys in the door and that always like I used to do that all the time and it like terrifies me now so I knocked on the door

She answered it and I said, hi, sorry. I live across the hall, but you left your keys in the door. And she was like, oh my God, thank you so much. And I was like, oh, you're welcome. And she was like, wait, you have such a cute outfit on. And I was like, oh my God, thank you. Oh, so you have a new best friend. Her name is Elizabeth and that was all we spoke and I haven't seen her since. Okay, but that's the beginning. Paige throws the word best friend around real easy and all someone has to do is say they like her outfit and she throws me to the fucking curb, right?

But anyway, I'm used to it. I was literally at a club the other night. I promised two people jobs. I am. You're toxic. I'm so toxic. I literally met this girl in the bathroom and I go, oh, I missed meeting girls in the bathroom. And me and this girl were on the same pee schedule because every time I went to go to the bathroom, she was also in there. And I was like, so we're on the same. We've had three drinks. Now we have to pee again.

I was just like, come work for me. I try to not break the seal when I drink because I'm, as you guys know, I'm a bad partier. I've been faking it these last three years. And whenever I go to the bathroom, I instantly get depressed and start reflecting on why I'm partying. I'm like, what am I celebrating? Like, what are we celebrating? Like, what am I dying that I'm really happy about?

And I'll sit there. Oh, my. Yeah, I'll look in the mirror. And, you know, you're like you realize that your eye makeup has been smeared the last two hours. Then you regret every guy you talk to during that time and how many people you embarrass because they're like that girl's eye makeup is just smeared on one eye. And then you start plotting how to get away and then deciding what snack you want at the end of the night. I'm so opposite. I get so in my head when I party.

See, I don't get in my head until the next morning and I wake up and I'm like, wait a minute. Wait a damn minute. Wait an absolute damn minute. Like, I'll look around. I'll be like, everyone else is happy and I'm just standing here. But then the next day I'm like, thank God I didn't stay up late. Now I can watch TV all day and feel fine. Oh, my God. I'm like in the bathroom with like my elbows on my knees just being like, oh, I fucking love getting fucked up.

But I went to a party the other night. I don't know where I even was. If we were at like a club, I don't know. We were at some venue or something. And the boys' bathroom was the girls' bathroom and the girls' bathroom was the boys' bathroom. Yeah, that's a thing now. And I have a... Look.

The toxic masculinity. Do what you want, but, like, I, that is my time. Yeah. So, like, you know when you go into the bathroom and, like, the bathroom attendant has, like, all the things, you know, gum, mouthwash, deodorant, and I really needed deodorant. Lollipops. Yeah.

I needed it so badly. And like you Venmo them now because like no one carries cash. Oh, that's great. So I'm like standing there. I wash my hands and I was just turned to the bathroom attendant and I was like, can I Venmo you and like use this deodorant? And there was a guy washing his hands next to me. He goes, yeah, you really need it. Who's flirting? Excuse me, sir. And I was just like, also, is everyone having sex in the bathroom? I don't think so.

because you can only go one person into a stall yeah but then like you're all out there like washing your hands and I don't like it because then at the very end of the night like I was drunk and some guy like came up to me in the bathroom he's like what's up I've like been watching you all night and I was like I don't love that and then thank god my guy friend was also in the bathroom and he was like grab my hand he was like Paige let's go and I was like sorry this is my boyfriend and he was like no I'm not he's

He's like, don't touch me. I was like, go with it. I loved going out with my guy friends because like it was more beneficial for them, though, because when I'm with them, I'm a symbol to other girls that they are decent human beings because I'm willing to sit with them because I'm a girl. They use you. But then no guy will approach you. No one. Because you have like four loud ass dudes with you.

So I like to consider myself rolling with like a good looking group of guy friends. They're all like six, four. They're fucking hot.

at one point one of my guy friends was like no one ever hits on you I go yeah because you guys block me at the table who the fuck is coming up to you like three six four guys and being like hey is the girl behind you taken like no one's coming up to me but I think other girls think that like I might be one of their girlfriends and it's like you can smell when like a guy is like oh is

is that his girlfriend? Like, let me see. And my guy friends just pick up chicks and I'm like,

Oh, yeah. I'm working on this new bit and I want to actually pitch it to you. It's just part of it. It's not fully worked out. But I was I like love my pit bull. Right. I swear this kind of has to do with what we're talking about. I love my pit bull. But people, as you know, like talk so much shit about pit bulls. And I did my research. Turns out 75 percent of dog bites are not pit bulls. They're unneutered males.

So then I did the math and checked out humans and realized that 80% of violent crimes are neutered males. So I feel like the solution is pretty obvious. Kappa? Oh, they're balls. I don't really want to do like a ball chopping joke, but like, I don't know. Game of Thrones might have been right about some things.

I'm still in like, I hate all men. I'm still in that phase. I just, I just, this is what it is for me. Where do they get the audacity? Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's the audacity for me. And I'm like, the lack of cooth.

it's so uncouth i'm like oh i'm going to the upper east side goodbye i love how you're skipping the engagement the marriage and the children and just living on the upper east side no i literally want to be a 65 year old grandma who's like children come to visit every so often in my gorgeous penthouse i feel like your clothes are your children

Yeah, just sad. So there's one more note in the doc before we get to I want to finish part two of our worst dates because gigglers were losing their damn minds off the worst date stories and your story about when you went to jail. If anyone missed that, that's in the last episode. That was a good one. It was a good one. You wrote tick tocking while driving.

Because I had the same thought and I wonder if we're thinking the same thought. Okay. Now, I don't know if this is just me being like an adult and being on an app where there's younger children. But so many TikToks that I watch that these like young girls are making where they're just talking, they're also driving. No, like moving. The car is moving. I saw them hit a person. Whoa.

Oh, I'm like, okay. No, they full on have their seatbelts on. And then I can't drive. So I don't really know about driving. But like, I'm pretty sure they're on the driver's side. No, they're driving. What are these teenagers so busy doing that they can't stop to make a TikTok and they need to do it while they're... What kind of errands are you running as a 14 year old?

And I literally looked in the comments to see if anyone was being like, hey, don't do this while you're driving. This is so dangerous. Not a one, not a one. And I was like, I can't like Karen this girl right now. But like, oh my God, don't do things on your phone when you're driving that tick. Anything messing around in a car really scares me. Like I don't.

Our generation is raised on like no texting while driving, but like, do they have to add TikToking? Like TikToking, it's a bazillion times worse. Oh no, the cops are coming for me. - We knew this moment was gonna happen. We braced for this. - No, but I was watching this girl and also it's for us to make a TikTok video 'cause we are older and less experienced, it takes hours. This girl is just winging it on the fucking highway, nailing the delivery.

Doing a full transition upside down. Did her make in the driver's seat. I can't even pass a test when I'm fully focused. I need to literally turn the music down when I'm driving to like find where I'm going. How are you doing these transitions? But this is like some, I guess, suburban stuff where like they're always in their cars. They just do everything in their car. They do their makeup. They eat their meals. They have like sex. Like, I guess they do everything in the car.

I just I think it's dangerous and I and I'm stop before you tick tock at least do it at the red light yeah or like when you get into your driveway just chill in the driveway for a little bit longer make your tick tock wild well anyway follow us on tick tock at page do underscore

I think I do. She doesn't know. Paige underscore DeSorbo at Bing Burns. We're pretty active on TikTok right now. No big deal. I think we should get into our worst dates because it only gets better. I was like trying to think of like some of my worst dates too. As you get inspired, we'll both spill some good stories. Okay. Did a drive by of a cool mansion that turned out to be his ex's house. I can't.

I kind of love it. He's like, isn't this mansion stupid? Who needs that many fucking columns on a house? I'm like, is this on the way to the restaurant? No, I just need to show you this fucking house. It pisses me off. I don't like the color scheme. He's like checking what cars are in the driveway. I kind of love that he did this. Has anyone checked on that man? Is he okay? You know, he was obviously going through a lot. Yeah.

But it's so funny how everyone's like, to get over someone, you have to get under someone. But sometimes it's not that easy, especially when like, just you're like, this driveway reminds me of the driveway that my ex used to live in. See, you don't can't relate to this because you grew up in the city.

But when I was in high school, me and my best friend used to drive by everyone's house. Like just because there's nothing to do. You were full time PIs. When you're 17 years old and your boyfriend just broke up with you, your best friends like get in the car. We're getting Dunkin Donuts and we're driving by his house to see if he's there. Like there were so many times where we would have to like duck back and I'd be like, they know your car. Yeah.

They know that you drive this. Literally says your last name on the license plate. Yeah, like I had no idea where any of anyone lived in the city because we'd all just like meet up in generic spots. We had like a route and we would come home. This is actually crazy. Me and my best friend in high school, we would come home back to my house and we'd have like an adrenaline rush. And we just drove by like whoever like guy's house we liked. And one time we walked in the door and my mom goes, what are you two so like?

like happy and like happy about it. She was like, did you just stalk someone? We were like, he said that he was home, but he wasn't. It's also weird that you know what all their parents look like, like the dad's outside mowing the lawn and you're like, interesting. He normally does that an hour earlier. The dad like waves to you like, hi girl. Also the whole like people sneaking into your house or like you sneaking out through a window. Like I grew up in Brooklyn. Like if I heard my mom,

my like window moving you call the police yeah oh my god i used to i snuck out a few times only got caught once though i once just left a milkshake outside and someone stole it like we were i was like bringing my stuff in from school and i just put the milkshake outside of my house and someone took it it's fucked up i was like well i hope someone's not lactose intolerant that's hilarious

I love our high school dating memories. My most traumatic one was I went to three different high schools, which explains why I'm socially awkward. But I met, there was like this one guy who was so hot. And it was the middle of junior year. I just come in and I'm like, he's the hot guy in the grade. And he was tall and he was cute. I remember his name. And he was friends with a guy I played tennis with.

And so like, I can't, he like kind of knew who I was cause I introduced myself, whatever. And I went on aim like after the first week I was on aim. What was your screen name? String breaker 12. What was it? String breaker 12, like tennis. He breaks strings, you break cards. Yeah. I thought it was fucking genius. No one got it. No one understood. Yours was like pink, pretty girly, pink rainbow. Mine was literally like butterfly sunshine. Yeah.

Pussy lips, pink, 27. Oh, God. So I get on AIM, and, like, a random person DMed me. Yeah. And he was like, hey. And I was like, hey, who is this? And it was the guy. I literally felt like I was in a high school movie where, like, the hot guy was interested in me, the mysterious new girl. And he goes, do you do MJ? Yeah.

And I was like, what? And I'm like, you know, you have to be messaging your other friend at the same time. So I was like, what is MJ? Michael Jordan? And she was like, it's weed. It's marijuana. And I was like, oh my God. And I was so scared of marijuana. You know me. I was so scared. And I was like, I've never in my life heard someone call it MJ. Never in my life. I guess it was like they were trying to be cool or something. And I've dated drug dealers. So I know. Yeah.

At least he was selling drugs and he wasn't just smoking weed, you know? He was an entrepreneur. He was a botanist. So I basically was like, no, I haven't, whatever. And he was like, well, we should hang. I guess a lot of people bond over just smoking weed, but I was scared. And then he texted, I gave him my number and he texted me to hang out. What day he was free and it was like my mom's birthday. And I was like, oh my God, sorry, that's my mom's birthday. And then we never hung out and he got a girlfriend.

I'm sorry, Hannah. He's probably bald now. Yeah, he's a DJ, so. Oh. We're fine. But I just feel like a lot of times guys think you're rejecting them. Like, it was pretty ballsy of him to, like, find my aim and, like, hit me up. But he didn't realize I was a prude, mother-loving bitch. Ew, she cares about her mom. All she cares about is tennis and her mom. Honestly, I only love tennis and my mom. I'm sorry. Okay.

And my own ass. Okay, what's next? He left the date halfway through and texted me, hey, where'd you go? Men are so stupid. That sounds like some shit ass. I was about to say, just like play dumb. Just play so dumb. Be like, did the place explode? I'm lost. Oh my God. Dropped a bowling ball on my foot then looked at me like it was my fault. Well, he's manipulative.

Let's get him out. Let's diagnose all of these. Yeah. Pulled a balloon animal out of his backseat and drew a face on it, said, this is my hobby. He's a serial killer. Serial killer. Serial killer. He'll literally get out of there immediately. You have to change your number. Yep. You might even have to move. Yep. You have to move. If someone pulled a balloon animal. Gird your loins. No way.

I actually just started sweating because that's terrifying. I've seen a lot of shit pulled from a backseat. That's some fucked up clown shit. Took the last bar stool. I had to stand. He flirted with the bartender the entire time. Dude, I have to say something about this.

something is happening and i don't know if it's because we were locked in our homes for a year something is happening with the men specifically the men have lost their minds the men have gone wild what's going on i have been in multiple situations in the past couple of months being single that like i'm out with a guy or like it's clear that we're kind of like to get not together but like we either just went out on a date and now we're out with people or whatever

where I have watched them like flirt with girls. I've watched them get girls' numbers. I've even watched guys make out with girls in front of me and just been like, huh.

What's the protocol? Is this like a post quarantine? Like it's like the purge, but just with making out just anyone could do anything for a year. I literally feel like that tick tock. I'm like, you don't see me. No, I see you. You don't see. I'm like, dude, I'm sitting next. I was literally hanging out with a guy and we were at a party and I was sitting next to him.

and a girl was on the other side of him he just started making out with her if this makes you feel better my good friend yesterday told me that she had sex with a guy and the next day he was blatantly flirting with a girl in front of her so if this is happening to any of you at home you're not alone it's their issue but also you don't want you don't want to be dramatic about it but also like how could you not feel like you got punched in the chest you know

I was at a club and I literally felt like I hadn't had this feeling since I was in college. Like I started sweating. I started sweating. My stomach like flipped. I looked at one of my girlfriends. I go, I got to get out of here. I'm going to start crying in the club. And she's like, I don't know what's going on. I was like, you don't know what's going on.

I don't know what's going on. But no, it's crazy. And look, I am not one of those people that's like stay faithful during the talking stage. I think that's stupid. I think you should be dating whoever you want to date and hang out with whomst ever until someone is like we're exclusive. So I get that. But like basic human decency. Like you had sex with me last night. So like maybe you shouldn't make out with a girl.

next to me thank you is it maybe it's like they just haven't had physical touch but i feel like guys who do that were fucking during covid no and like but there is something to be said about like the next day just laying into them i said to a guy recently i said i was embarrassed and i looked dumb the other night yeah when you disrespected me yeah what do you say

And he said, no, he didn't say anything. And then I said, and then I said, but you look dumb for the rest of your life because you had me and then you lost me. And that's embarrassing for you. Did you read that in a Pinterest board?

No, but I wrote it down before I saw it. I was like, let me let me get my notes ready. You're like, Mom, does this word hit better that word? Because I want to hurt. I mean, I'm very proud of you for standing up for yourself and just kind of letting them know, like, you have to have boundaries and he's crossed the boundary way too far. So like, don't go back to him. Also, just like if you're not ready, if you're not ready, please do not disturb me.

Yeah. Plain and simple. Leave me alone. If you're not ready, leave me alone. Yep. Let me thrive. Yep. It's also why you should really try not to fall for people until you really know who they are. Because I know it's fun when you first know a guy and you can fill in all the blanks that they're so perfect for you. But even though that's a temporary high, it's better to just have low expectations.

low expectations for everyone. But here's the other thing though. Like sometimes I feel like I've been so numb for so many years with guys where I'm like, am I capable of love that when I do really fall for someone, I'm like, Oh my God, this is nice that I, I can feel like this about someone. And then they just step on your heart and you're like, and fuck you. And now we're numb again. Thank you. This is my personal favorite. Okay. Got drunk.

She left her own home? I guess she was at his home. Wait, I guess she left her cat alone with him. Bitch, grab the cat.

go like I was so upset I moved out no pussy for you oh my god if a guy yelled at my cat done so you freak I had a theory that like if my dog my dog would always bark at every single guy like that would come into my home and I had a theory that like the day he didn't bark at like some guy that's who I would marry

I like that as a test. Butter was not happy about Des and now she does this thing where she like tolerates him where first she'll just like I'll leave and she kind of wants affection so she's on the couch not facing him and last night he sent me a photo of him like laying shirtless and Butter curled up next to him.

I was like, this is the sexiest thing I've ever seen. Wow. That really gets you going. It really got me going. And like, he doesn't even like cats, but I'm like, someone sent me that picture. I'd be like, cool. I was showing people at the bar and they were like, what? We don't give a fuck. Took me to Taco Bell, slept, slept in my bed, used my printer and said no to sex.

People be out here using people for printers. But let's be honest. Printers are a time of the past. Who has a printer? I'm worried about her. Why she has a printer. I have a printer. At your in your apartment. Yeah. For Wyatt. Overturns. I just sometimes have to print things. Like what? I have to print a lot of stuff for Amazon. I would print like my like things I'm going to say.

I'm pretty old school. So if there's someone out there that wants to use me for my printer, have at it. Said no to sex. I don't know. I feel like using my printer is super invasive. So it's like, why not go inside me after? Right. Like, we've already gotten to a certain level where, like, I'm printing documents for you. We're basically engaged. Mispronounced salmon. Fucking idiot. You probably said salmon. I didn't.

No, that's just you can't. You just can't. Okay, this is a real controversial one. Ate the shrimp with the shells and legs on it. Didn't peel them off. Were you raised in a barn? Not gonna lie. Who raised this man? If it's like fried, I will eat the like tail. But I'm not eating the shell. Yeah, no. I'll eat the tail because it's good protein, they said.

The whole thing freaks me out. The whole thing I'm not down with. I got up to throw my gum away and he called me back to the table to spit his gum in my hand. No, sir!

no okay that is some motherly duties no the only time i'm cool with that is if i really like someone yeah like if i really like someone things like that don't gross me out if it's the first date i would be like and if you like didn't say anything and just started to like put it out of his mouth like oh i'd be like what am i like you're like the baby bird and i'm the mama bird like get the fuck out of here

Okay. Also, just stick it under the table like a normal person. I was about to say. You were that person in school. In school? A thousand percent. Isn't it crazy how chewing gum was like the worst thing you could possibly do in the world in school and in real life no one gives a shit? I was always the gum girl. Would you swallow it when they called you out?

no i never could i never swallowed it i would get up and like throw it into the trash can like miss but i was i always had gum on deck oh gum was that was like altoid remember those altoid mints that were like sour candy yes oh yeah i fuck with that farted as he hugged me i get nervous farts so like i get it called the waitress a c-word jesus

crashed his i'm just i'm going i'm going fast now crashed his car into mine see i like that that's a great wedding rehearsal dinner story wait this is you tells me he still talk stalks his ex-girlfriend to make sure she's okay and living her best life she cheated i talk to all of my exes and they are all like so happy and like in great relationships really

Yeah, and I'm just like cool. So I was the problem. I don't know anything about my exes I talked to all of mine except maybe like one. Do you feel like if you were with a guy right now? He'd be cool with that I mean, I'm not like hitting them up and being like, what are you doing? But like a lot of them will DM me and be like you're like crushing it and I'm like, oh my god Thank you so much. What's going on? How are you? Like yeah, I'm crushing that dick Showed me a pic of his twin sister went on about how hot she was non-stop for hours. I

Okay, that's illegal. See you in court, sir. Yep, that's real. See you in court. I think that that's illegal in most states. Laid down, most. Laid down in the booth at a restaurant. Sometimes you're tired. Sometimes you're tired. I feel like I've done that. This girl goes, swiped his fries for a dry side salad. See you in court, she wrote.

That is very telling. People don't talk about that enough when you're like ordering for the first time and just like little quirky things. Because those things, anything that drives you a little crazy on the first date, imagine how in six months when you don't aren't like excited to see him, how annoying they'll be.

I was out to brunch with a bunch of my friends the other day and one of my guy friends got pancakes and then a side Caesar salad. And they were just like, are you okay? Ew. No. I hate that. I ate both though. I had some of both. You're like, actually not that bad. Give me a bite. Someone was telling me about putting peanut butter on burgers and how it's like low-key really good.

Wait, have you seen the TikTok where girls are putting mustard on watermelon? Lizzo, I think, did it. Oh, I think. And said it's like really good. Oh, no. Hot Girl Summer's making a real turn.

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Maybe your eye is lazy and it's making my eye look lazy. I am lazy, but my eye is not. Okay? Fuck you. Dude, I think if anyone is calling you out, especially on a first date, for anything like appearance wise or like embarrassing, that person is just an asshole and like extremely insecure with themselves. Unless you have something in your teeth and then I'm like happy about it. Yeah. Like I've had like makeup smudges or like something and they're like, oh, you have something like right there. And I'm like...

Yeah, when I had braces, I went to this, like, very cool party. And all the photos came out, and I had a full basil in my brace. Like, a full leaf. Like, not, like, a tiny in between. Like, a full leaf covering, like, three. And no one told you? No one told me, and I was like, they're not my friends. I knew they weren't. Like, it was, like, one of those, like, I was surprised I was invited to this, like, cliques party. Yeah.

because they weren't my like oh my god hannah that makes me feel so sad for you i'm so sorry it's okay i'm clearly over it i would have told you no but then i got on tv and they all dm'd me to be my friend um fuck those bitches told me he was the poor christian gray gotta go we hate that for you we want the rich one um went to an arcade made me watch him play the b-ball game until he beat the high score

Okay. I hate that. No, no. I hate that. But I do love an arcade for a first date. I love like fun things. There is a Van Gogh thing happening right now in New York City. Like exhibit. And I want to go so badly. But I want to go on a date because I just feel like it's so fucking cute. And...

Did any professional golfers hit you up after the last show? No, not yet. And I think I'm just baffled. Gigglers, what are you doing? Hello? Can anyone find like a hot single golfer for me? Fake play an electric guitar that wasn't plugged in while watching MGK music videos. I hate when guys like really idolize another guy who's like similar age to them. I hate it. Wait, I don't like that either. I can't.

Like, you can just tell, like, guys just, like, suck another guy's dick because he wants to, like, beat him. I'm like, that's such a turnoff. Also, did you see behind the Kourtney Kardashian photo of her, like, being hugged in the studio with Travis that MGK was in the background, like, really subtly? I think Travis and MGK are doing a music thing. Oh. That's just... They should. They should capitalize on, like...

I'm an investigative journalist. How crazy is it though that Kourtney has like changed her whole like style and like. I mean, it's so funny. Like it's all about like reinventing yourself all the time. But yeah, she's a 14 year old emo girl now. Yeah, it's kind of nuts. And she's pulling it off. She looks great. Yeah, she looks great. But it's also like don't change when you meet a man. She like has face tattoos. Yeah.

I've had like a few guys say certain things like random times about my outfits and I'm just like you don't know anything that you're talking about like you literally don't know one thing no when the when the bill came he asked um if we should flip a coin to see who would pay on our first date this happens more than you think I think that's crazy I think that's absolutely insane uh have you ever been on a date where the first date where the guy didn't pay no

I've offered to pay half when I've hated the date. Like if I don't like the guy, I'll be like, let's split. Like, cause I have so much anxiety, like telling someone I don't like them. So I'll be like, let me pay. No, I always do like the fake bag move. But the first date it's like, I feel like it's no, you invited me out. You invited me to come. Exactly. It's like for a chance to see my boob, you can pay for it.

Which does make me look like an escort, but everything is basically escorting. And look, I think, then I think like moving forward, it's like, except you pay for whatever, like I think it's acceptable. It's to show that they like want to be with you. Also, women get paid 75% on the dollar. So get the first drink. Also, do you know how much we spend in makeup and like to look like this to get to the date? Yep. Yep. And you guys, we're feminists here.

We're feminists. Yeah. Asking me trivia questions at the bar off the top of his head to see how I handle losing. This is my actual nightmare. I hate trivia. I don't like random facts. And I also hate losing. I would have taken my drink, thrown it, broken my bar stool, kicked someone's random ass chair and left and said that's how I handle losing. One of my favorite boyfriends.

love how you have a full ranking of all your boyfriends. Everyone has a favorite ex. Everyone has one. We all know mine from high school. But if I had to then rank my next favorite boyfriend, we had the most toxic relationship ever. This was the same boyfriend who did go to jail.

We were in, we were on vacation and we were, where were we going? Oh, we were taking the train from London to Paris or from Paris to London, whatever you would think the most romantic, right? No, he quizzed me the entire time on the train asking me trivia facts.

And I was just like, I don't know. And then I started getting so flustered. And one of the questions was like, who shot John F. Kennedy? And immediately I said, John Wilkes Booth. It just came out of nowhere.

And he was like, Paige, I can't date someone who's dumb. And I was just like, you know, it probably happened. One of his friends was probably like, isn't she dumb? And then he was probably like, what? And then he was like, I need to figure this out. When little do they know that you're street smart and you've been stalking them for six months and you know everything about their life.

And I was like, OK, John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald is not like like that crazy to mix up because they both have three names and they both shot presidents. So give me a fucking break. I don't know who either of those people are, but they sound annoying and they sound stuck up. Well, they're murderers and they're murderers. OK, sorry, I'm not a murder like you are. Invited me over for dinner when I said that when I got there, he said he ate and offered me a Hot Pocket.

So hot take, hot take, no pun intended. Hot packets are dope. Hot packets slap. My favorite bit is Jim Gaffigan's hot pocket bit where he's like, it's either frozen in the middle or lava hot and burns all your taste buds up.

he's one of my favorite comedians actually I like that he's he's super funny without being like dirty like it's something you can put on with like when your family's all there and you're like let's laugh and like you're not gonna get uncomfortable I've briefly met him and he's adorable yeah I feel like he'd be really nice in real life he also has like 20,000 kids yeah five but like it's a lot yeah

So we have some crazy front page news and a lot of great things that we've been watching that we have to get to. Should we begin with what we're watching? Yeah, let's do it because I feel like we have a lot. First off, did you watch Inside with Bo Burnham? Okay. Tell me your journey of this. Okay.

So I texted Hannah and I was like, what was that documentary I was supposed to watch? Because I couldn't find it. It took me like 20 minutes to like Netflix. One of the things that pops up. No, but it wasn't. I even typed it in and it wasn't popping up. And I was like, who is like conspiring against me? What's happening here? So I find it. And then I text her and I go, Hannah, is this a musical play?

Throughout the entire thing Because I was like if so Our whole friendship is a lie No I got that text and I was like Oh no she's pissed at me And I was like hey give it a It's an emotional journey through sing songy words Okay it's not a musical There's some stand up in between So I will say that certain parts were very funny I did not watch the whole thing because then at one point I was like enough of the singing Like I can't do the singing thing I just I can't

But there were some things that were very, very funny. And he is interesting. And he like looks at things. He's just creative. Okay. Let's talk about it. The housewife and the hustler. Holy. This is highly recommend. It's on Hulu. I bought Hulu for this because I couldn't remember Des' password. And I was like, fuck it. I need to watch this. Oh, my. It was. They went in. It's crazy. They went in. It's crazy. It's crazy.

terrifying he's like he is a scary person who could do that to people so this is the thing everyone is thinking did erica know now as someone who's not like a big erica fan but also not not a big erica fan like i just don't i like her music um honestly great music it's i could totally see him being like hey i'm gonna put 20 million into your business llc to help us with taxes

Like I could easily see like page of all the rich boyfriends you've dated. How many did you actually know what they were doing? Not a one. Like couldn't, couldn't like, so do you, do you think she knew or not? Cause he's basically took a lot of this money that he should be giving to the clients he worked for who were serious victims and putting it in her business LLC. Yeah.

She had to have known something was up. There's no way she didn't know anything. But I could see him being like, this is business. Like, if my husband has a career that, like, I'm not a lawyer, I don't know. Like, how, you know?

How would I know that victims are calling him and he's not giving them money? Unless they were so sick and twisted that like he was telling Erica like, yeah, I'm not going to pay these victims and like we're going to keep the money. That's fucked up.

But I feel like people who are that evil are not so – like, I feel like they lie to themselves. Like, even, like, Jen Shah, like, she's like, no, it's not a scam. And, like, they lie to themselves to feel okay with what they're doing. And maybe he was like, this is just, like – he basically had a Ponzi scheme that fucked up on him. So maybe he's telling himself, like, oh, this is just a way of, like, making more money and they'll get interest if we – like, I don't know.

It's just, here's the other thing. How the fuck are you going to be doing like straight up illegal shit, like jail for years, illegal shit and go on a reality TV show? Like the anxiety I would have thinking like, that's like one of the reasons, like, did she not fully know? Because why would she sign up to do this?

But he obviously is a psycho too. Like he knew what he was doing. Oh, 100%. How would he? Well, he also was like grooming. He was grooming his victims. He'd be like, you're my favorite client and don't worry, I'm going to take care of you. You're my favorite case. Like I'm easily manipulated and I was just like, yeah, I'd let that guy do anything. I'd be like, yeah, invest my money. Take my millions. Yeah. Yeah.

But they said they're surprised not only that Eric is filming this season, but that she also was even answering the questions. Like normally they'd be like, oh, it's a legal thing and I can't answer it. But I guess she's trying to save face. Are they still divorced? I don't know. Yeah, they're still divorced. I don't know if it's like they're legally divorced. Yeah. Divorce's papers were filed. Yeah. Yeah.

But that's some wild... But this is definitely going to be her last season, don't you think? Who knows? Who knows? I don't know. I just think it's so wild when people start going to jail on reality TV. And they're just in the jail cell and they're filming their confessionals. All I could think about was if Erika Girardi really does go to jail, what's her cellmate going to say? Yeah.

You know, could you imagine being in jail and then they're just like, this is your new cellmate. And Erica walks in. I'd be like, first of all, I love you. So what is Lisa Rinna like? Like, what is she? What is she like? Was Teddy? What was going on with Teddy's all in all in by Teddy? Give me the dirt, the tea. But I don't know. It's also crazy to me when people go from like such extravagant wealth to like they're like he's broke. Yeah. Like he's living in the mansion until it's sold. And then he's like on the street.

Like, how were you even...

How did you even spend it that fast? Like, look, I'm not the best at saving money either. Like, I will pop off when I want to pop off. But like, how are you even doing it at that rate? You have to be ordering seamless for all three meals. It's also annoying because, yeah, a lot of it was going to Erica. But also Erica's like, yeah, I'm with this rich guy. And he's also really good at what he does. It's not like he was conning people in how good he is at being a lawyer. But then...

They basically explain how before Real Housewives, he was, like, buying her music career. And, like, they lost money from it. But then she got, like, the Roxy thing. But, like, it just shows how, like, with money, you could kind of get anything until you don't have it anymore. Dude, that's... It's like, you think you're ugly, but you're just poor is...

One of the more true things. Like in living in New York city, I see so many girls that are like dating guys just cause they're really rich and whatever. And like, do your thing if that's like your vibe. But like my mom would always say to me,

Yeah.

I love how Kim had to sit you down and be like, you don't need to be with a prince of Saudi Arabia. Look, I know that you want a yacht. And I'm like, yeah. She's like, most people own yachts. Horrible. There's also a really good quote that I love too, that says I rather love on a bike than cry in a limo. I love that. It's a bit extreme, but it's true. It's always like, it doesn't matter where you are to your width. Cause I've had some miserable times.

times in some very nice places um me too yeah literally i've cried in paris france i have cried in like a chateau before i'm like this is gorgeous and my boyfriend is an asshole and finally i was watching a doc on hbo max somehow i got on hbo max and um it's called expecting amy

And it's Amy Schumer shooting her pregnant special and just like what her period was at her period. She did not get her period, what her pregnancy was actually like. And she basically was puking the whole time and she was videotaping all of it. It was like a disease she had while trying to put together a special and performing. And then it goes into like her falling in love with this guy. And it was just... Wait, is this new? No.

No, it was like a year ago, but I like had it on my list to watch it. And then also she goes into just how her husband's brain is like very unique. Like he's very creative, but like some of his social skills are just like different. His processing is different. And he's like,

Late 30s and they'd have fights where they had trouble communicating and they love each other so much But she was like something's off. She goes to the doctor and they diagnose him saying he's on the spectrum and

And she and he had never been diagnosed. He'd never been diagnosed. He had trouble with his family before where they felt he was different or like socially weird. And Amy was like crying. And she's like, I wish you knew that it wasn't your fault. And then she just talked about how she loves like because if you watch Love on the Spectrum, which a lot of people I highly recommend. I cried the whole time.

I cried the whole time I got through one episode and I was like, I'm not emotionally stable enough to watch this. But like also there was like a joy in it. Basically these people have various like – they're on different parts of the spectrum –

But you see how like their brain just works differently, but they still are like want love and everything like people want. And they're like super talented at certain things. And he basically, she explained how like he doesn't lie to her. Like she'll literally be like, does this outfit look good? And he'll be like,

I like the other one better. And he just says it. And how he like can't control his facial expressions really. So like you always know how he's feeling. Yeah. And she's like there's just this like pureness to him that I've never experienced with a man. And I'm like in love with him. And it was just like so beautiful. And he's this like extremely talented chef. And he's so sweet. And yeah, I'm just very happy for her. Oh, I love love. Wait, what's it called? Expecting Amy.

I want to watch that. Yeah. I watched something on HBO that you would really, really like. It's a scripted show. It's called Hacks. It's so funny. Like it's like a, I can't even like compare it to something else, but it's like this friendship and she's a comedian, but like one of the most famous comedians in the world. And like, she's like reinventing her standup. So she like has this girl who's like a writer for her. And it's just,

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Terms and conditions apply. I watched it a whole few times. Also, I didn't watch it. Did you watch the Kardashian reunion? I did. Was it epic? Andy Cohen does not get nervous. Like, was it like he was just, like, yelling at OC? No, it was like he was doing a housewives reunion, but there was, obviously, there was no fighting because they all, like, get along with each other and, like, hype each other up. But...

He had like little quips, you know, when he'd be like, hey, Chloe, like and like he has a little like housewife stuff. And it's just it was also really interesting to see. I love Kim. I've always loved Kim. I've always been a Kim stan. And I think she was very like one of the questions was, do you think you're do you think your family should thank you for your their all their careers?

And she was like, I don't know how that like became a thing, but like, no, I knew that like I was going to do a reality show and I was talking to my mom about like, what would it be? And she was like, look, I'm nothing without my sisters. So the show has to be about our family. She was like, so no, I wouldn't have my career either without them. And it was just like so nice. And she talks about Kanye and how, um,

um like there were she doesn't go into detail obviously but she was like it wasn't like one thing it was just like we had a lot of differences on really big things and it just wasn't gonna work was scott there he comes in the second part so the second part's not out yet i don't think so no is how's courtney and chloe

courtney was like a little annoying during it like she kept interrupting and i was like shush type down like at one point um she was like let's take a shot and andy was like okay well let's film you know like let's do it and courtney was like well i want a shot and i was just like courtney you do not speak to andy like how dare you we we take a shot when andy wants to take a shot um and how's chloe

Chloe's good. Is she with? Really, in the very beginning, all the questions were to Kim. He talked to Kylie, too, about being a billionaire. But is she? It's just like...

they meet on the show they on this reunion it was like made it seem like it and she there was I also think Kim is very funny because Kylie was like I mean I don't wake up in the wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and say like oh my god you're a billionaire and Kim was like I do and I was like I feel like I would too I think Kim has like a lot more a lot of like emotional strength

Like I heard she said something like I'm good at like not reacting to things and like staying calm. Calmness is her superpower. And I was like, ooh. Ooh, I go, what's that like? Because actually it's called bad ratings on a TV show. Oh, what a concept. What a concept. We're Italian. It's not the same. Yeah, I know it's not. But it's like...

to be where she is, she's had to go through a lot of very tough emotional stuff in the public eye. So... Yeah, they asked her about, like, her friendship with Paris Hilton and... How are her and Paris? Are they good? Yeah, they're, like, fine. They're friends. But she said, you know,

I would never not like Paris put me on like Paris is the reason I have certain things that I have. Like she showed me a totally different life and I would never not credit her. Be like Paris made this bitch famous. Yeah.

absolutely which like I feel like people always want to get like girls against each other like and she wasn't mad that like Kim became famous she like brought her out with her obviously she's gonna become famous that's like me getting engaged and every question I get is do you think so and so's jealous you're engaged like that's so annoying would they do that to men like when Des is engaged are they like oh do you think you know so and so's jealous Jeremy's mad okay two things one

Paris had this strange like random interview that they found where she was like if I don't want to respond to someone over text I just say like oh sorry it must have been on my other phone and then they cut back to a scene with her and Kim where Kim was like I texted you and she's like oh my god sorry it's my other phone.

But that's just Paris being hilarious. I kind of love that. I fucking love Paris. Also, Kathy Hilton's like having such a moment. Okay, I was so scared. I was like, why would Kathy Hilton do this to herself? Like, why would she? I was very nervous about her coming on too. Yeah, but then like she's kind of just been hilarious.

Okay, so when I watched the Paris Hilton documentary, I did not like Kathy Hilton. No, she was kind of intense. I was like, seems like you don't give a shit about your daughter and like you're acting like you had no idea that like any of this was going on. Watching her on Beverly Hills Housewives, she had no idea. She didn't know what was going on. She never

like she didn't know and I like she just comes off like she's so nice and like she's just like one of those like fun moms like you know you have like that one friend in high school like yeah you like going to their house because their mom is just like quirky and like whatever she was that mom it's just so interesting though how you watch two tv shows and one of them you're like I hate that person the next one you're like she's the nicest in the world

yeah um it's all perception let's wrap this up with some front page news because shit went down oh my god okay so first of all all the Chrissy Teigen stuff have you like seen it yeah I'm caught up with it basically she apologized and then like a whole accusation happened the day of her like of her like third apology which is a nightmare for the PR I guess

The PR world was overtime the past couple weeks. And then she's saying that Michael Costello's... Accusation was a lie. The DMs were made up. She was like, those aren't the DMs. Then Leona Lewis came out and said that he was mean to her. But then he came out and was like, Leona, it's not true. Yeah, what are you talking about? We talked. I tried to call you. All this stuff. It's all very high school and like...

people just love to see other people be like taken down and I don't get it and like I didn't even want to talk about the Chrissy Teigen stuff because it was like I was like fuck like I love her like I legit loved Chrissy Teigen like yeah and I was like a lot of people did

Like, and people are so happy that she's like losing everything. And it's like, okay, well maybe this, maybe she, he really did make up those DMs. Like, how do you know? Like, how do you know? Yeah. I just never get people to get like genuine happiness from like seeing other people's lives just like go into flames. Even if they're like the worst person. It's putting yourself in like this negative space and negative energy. And like the Chrissy Teigen thing, like Michael Costello,

don't know what the truth is. Yeah, like how do we know? We don't know, but also like it's so scary because now he's seeing how he could be taken down because he tried to take her down. It is a messy, messy minefield. Messy. How do we feel about Heather Dubrow coming back to the Housewives of OC? So I never saw her on it, but I've only heard that people love her. And I mean, Bravo is definitely changing things up for the OC. She is without a doubt.

All franchises, all housewives, my favorite. So do you think this is good for her? Or is it a lot of pressure to like turn it around?

I don't think so because she has like a very clear like persona like she doesn't really get involved in like certain fights but like she will stand up for herself when she needs to there was like a scene with Shannon at one moment where she like kicked her out of their house but all of her fights are so like she keeps her composure like nothing I've ever seen like she's never like

been, like, jabby and, like, loud and whatever. Also, her husband has had quite the reality TV career, too. Yeah. Do I think she needs it? Not, like, she needs it for the money, obviously, but, like, I'm sure, like, it is...

Some type of like relevancy. Yeah. Thing. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like he's on. I love his show, too. Botched is so good. Yeah. I always watch it. I always watch it hungover. I don't know if that's great. OK. And then my last thing was Kelly Dodd and Gol Nessa. We'd never saw this coming. Never saw this coming. Fuck. Yeah. Gol Nessa. Also, Kelly Dodd terrifies me. I've said it before. I'll say it again. She's terrifying. Well, I.

Kelly Dodd basically was like, I don't know who Gonesa is because Gonesa started it and like kind of threw some shade. Yeah. But then people found Kelly Dodd commenting on Mercedes photo being like, can't wait for Shaz this season. So if I were Gonesa, I would just posted that. But then Gonesa posted like a whole like, fuck you bitch thing.

Like, I was on reality TV before you. Yeah. Way before you. And now I'm going to be on way longer than you. And, like, this is a Bravo family. And I was just like, oh, my God. I think they needed to revamp all of OC. I think they actually should have gotten rid of all of them. Oh, wow. And just, like, redid the whole thing. Hot take. Because I didn't even watch last season. I was like, this is boring as shit. I watched it with chat room. Yeah, it was...

yeah it was just different like osu used to be my absolute favorite well it was the og right osu was og yeah it was the og and it wasn't even that like tamra and vicky were gone because like whatever they like yeah you like they rotate housewives and like people move on and whatever it just like the story was just bronwyn was like wild like it was just a lot of you're just like do you think they need vicky

No, I don't think they need her, but I think they need like a higher caliber group. I'm not caught up on Roni, but I just want to know, do you think Roni needs Dorinda? Yep. Hot take. I didn't even watch it. I just threw that out there because I personally like Dorinda. I think they do. And like, usually I never say that because like about a housewife, like,

But I am loving Roni this season. I fucking love Ebony. But I think Dorinda would have added, Sonya's having like moments. I think Dorinda would have just added some more fun. Yeah.

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