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I mean, the day just got away from me. Oh my goodness. Jingle, jingle, bitches. It is time for the holiday episode.

Oh wow, this is the holiday episode. Paige, it's literally Christmas Eve. We're recording this. Why would it not be the Christmas episode? I don't know. Christmas feels different this year. It does. You're right. It just doesn't feel like as Christmassy. Yeah. Even though we did get a snowstorm. I forget that you're just like, you were raised with cold weather. Is that why you have a cold heart? Probably. Yeah. I was raised in the tundra. Yeah.

I had to walk miles to get to school. Well, we have a very fun app because I'm asking Paige some pretty important fashion wintery questions because I need answers. Then we're going to talk a little Christmas tradition. Then we have sex advice. And then we have front page news. And then I have some shit I'm binging and you're binging. It's going to be a wild ride. Okay, so where should we start? Should we start with winter coats? Okay, let's start with winter coats. I also want to touch on...

A few things from our last podcast because I got a lot of questions. The show that I was talking about is called The Wilds. Oh, The Wilds. It's on Amazon Prime. I thought it was on Hulu or whatever. And do we like it? Is it good? I mean, I watched the whole season. It's like one of those shows where you're like, oh, well now. Well, now let me see what happens. I know.

It's like that friend's relationship on Instagram that you like don't care for, but now you need to follow it every week to know if they're still together. Right. And it's like that people, those people on Instagram that you don't know in real life, but you like each other's pictures and you're like, no, we're friends. Yeah. I have a lot of those. And then the band-aids that I use, the hydrocolloid, I don't think they did anything. So if you guys all bought them, like,

Whatever, you have band-aids now. Or bad. But, like, I don't think it did anything for my face. Okay, now we can proceed. No, this is good. You got to shine yourself out with the face. We tell you the truth here at Giggly Squad. Yeah, I wanted to, like, inform everyone. We're fake sometimes to certain people, but not to you guys. Winter fashion sometimes throws me because I was that kid who, like,

You just, my mom would get me a Land's End coat and that was that. And then winter, you know, you could wear the wrong thing. You wear real fur, you get red paint thrown at you. You know, the moose stuff, the goose. Do you want to know something?

I was really nervous for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City because they all wear fur. Yeah. And I feel like no one said anything. And I feel like that's usually a big topic people freak out about. I feel like people are freaking out about just their issues in general. Like there's bigger issues than they make. Oh, right. Yeah, there's bigger problems going on in 2020 than Lisa's mink coat. They're like, let's save the people before we save the little furry animals. But, you know, I mean, I'm fostering a dog right now. Yeah.

Her name is Tom Tom. And everyone is like, how do you foster? How do you foster? Everyone's like, are you going to make him into a coat?

Sorry, that got dark. But seriously, it's called foster failing if you fall in love with a dog and everyone's like, if you love dogs, don't you fall in love? And I'm like, have you ever dated a fuckboy? It's literally the same thing. Like when you start it, you have boundaries. You're like, I'm not going to let myself be like, you're mine. And you're like, I'm going to have so much fun with you. I'm going to brag about you, but I'm going to play with you. You're like staring at this dog in the kitchen. You're like, I'm not fantasizing about our life together. Okay, this is what I'm not going to do.

And then they're like cuddling with you and you have a moment where you're like, I can see myself doing this for the rest of my life. No! You're like, get a job. Just because you have pretty eyes doesn't mean I'm just going to give it all up to you. But yeah, fostering is fun because then you see the family take it and then you feel like you gave the family something. I don't know, whatever. I'm trying to find a purpose in this life. Fuck you guys. You're fostering dogs. You're doing arts and crafts. Like, who are you? And I didn't start the arts and crafts, but I did buy the materials. Yeah.

Okay, I want to get into coats. Because, yeah, I would just get, like, a Lansdowne coat. That would be my coat until one day my mom would be like, your coat smells. You need a new coat. Yeah. Turns out you can wash your coat. But I looked through. I went to El Canada. Okay. Because I felt like they would know most about coats on what the trends are for 2021. And I want your opinion. Okay. Trends for coats in 2021. I'm going to tell you what they said first. Okay. Okay. Yes. Yes.

Capes. I haven't seen capes, but I'm not opposed. Not a cape. I'm not opposed to a cape moment. I love a powerful cape moment, but I don't know if I've ever seen someone in a cape and like taking them seriously. Right. Right. Like cape as in like it's open in the front. You're not talking like a poncho, right? No, but it's kind of like a normal coat. And then it like has a like another layer that's like flowing. Yeah, I don't I don't hate it.

I don't need a Little Red Riding Hood moment. Yeah, it's basically Little Red Riding Hood. Yeah. I don't think I could pull it off. People would make fun of me. You could. Leather. Black leather is everywhere. And, like, at first it looks like you're working for SVU, but I kind of think it's badass. What do you think of these, like, leather coats in the cold weather? Yeah.

When I'm leaving the house, I look at myself in the mirror and I say, do I look like a Russian spy? And if the answer is yes, then I like my outfit. So you're never going to catch me not liking a black leather anything. Okay, good. Because Russian spy is so your aesthetic. It's so my aesthetic. It's like, am I going to save the world while wearing this black outfit?

stiletto. I'm like, yes, I am. See, I look like a nerdy Russian hacker who's just in her room on her computer in her smelly pajamas. Okay. Is Puffy still in? Yeah, it's so in. It's so in. Okay. Here's the thing with like the puffer jackets. I,

Like, you want them to keep you warm, but you want them to be stylish. So, like, obviously I go to Zara all the time. So I have, like, one leather puffer that I dye for. Yeah. But Amazon actually has a lot. There's one brand. It's called Daily Ritual. They have a puffer that, like, goes to your waist. They have it in every single color. So, like, whatever color is your vibe, you need a puffer. Like, you need a cool... Also, a puffer is...

a piece of clothing that you can also do like a crazy color that you wouldn't normally do. Like you could get like a yellow one and rock that with like a pair of black sweats. Like it looks cool. And like some dad sneakers. So I actually just got the sickest leather black puffer. So we're like combining trends.

um from nanushka from a consignment shop in the hamptons wow wow i bet the hamptons has great it is so soft this puffer that's leather it's gorgeous and it's i mean i'm recently in love with this like thrift shop in the hamptons on instagram it's at ariel holler h-a-l ariel period holler h-a-l-l-e-r silverstone that's actually something i want to do more in 2021

Well, also thrifting. Like not thrifting where I have to go in and like

look through shit like a nice shop that's already thrifted it but it's like designer like i want to like go to more so this is straight up like a drug trafficking in the hamptons type deal where like i think this lady knows all the ladies who are fashionable in the hamptons and someone will be like i want a chanel purse and she'll be like hold on one sec reach out to her sources be like does anyone have a chanel purse that's like

And what is the quality And then be like Let me check the quality of it And then send pictures And they just do all these Like underground exchanges Wow Of high fashion My thing is like If it's in good condition I don't care if it's new Insider trading of handbags I used to thrift a lot At this place Beacon's Closet In Brooklyn When I was younger Like I loved I've heard of that I think

Beacon's Closet is like Park Slope, Williamsburg But I would just like bring all my old clothes Even stuff I'd gotten from Beacon's Closet Give it back to them They'd give me like 50 bucks for it And then I'd go shopping with that 50 bucks So I'd get like a little new wardrobe I loved a thrift moment But then Macklemore kind of just made it lame I said it When he came up with the thrift shop song I was like well now I can't thrift Because now I just see your stupid hairdo In my head He's someone I've never been attracted to

I would have sex with him, but like I need to shave. Like that haircut of like shave both sides and just like no. No. Who hurt you? No. And who told you it was okay? Where's your mom? I just don't find him attractive. Okay. We're not done yet for coats. What do you think of a quilted coat?

I love a quilted coat. Like they're actually really in style, like a quilted long trench. Yeah. And like patterns. It's funny because I feel like quilted bags were in, which then like turned into quilted outfits. Like weird patterns are really are going to be really like patchwork on coats. Yeah. Is that kind of Little House on the Prairie isk?

I mean, you have to do it in like an elegant way. Like it could be, it could look like ridiculous. You have to find like the right pattern. It has to be like a little bit subtle. Also, 70s style is going to be really in for 2021. So like big flare pants. Okay, so can you explain what 70s pieces you're obsessed with? Okay, so I'm going to start experimenting. I haven't yet. Okay.

but with like a big flare jean. So not just like, not like tight around your thighs and then like super flare. Like it's all around like a bigger jean. Yes. Is in. So it's not like the mom jean anymore. So like you have to figure out what's right for your body type. I actually just bought a ton of wide legged jeans. Okay. So they're going to be like really in. I think it's in because we've all been wearing sweatpants. Yeah. So to go from sweatpants to a tight jean is just unheard of. Everyone's like, no. Right.

Like that's just not okay. So I think designers are like, let's, let's, let's transition. Let's give you a gene that's loose. It's a loose gene. People are like, if you think I'm putting a skinny gene on, leave my apartment. Also, I can't fit into my skinny jeans. I'm gonna be honest. I've gained like 15 pounds and I love my curves right now. And they're not meant to be, you know, boxed in, in a fucking skinny gene. They need to fly. They need to jiggle. I love your curves. I also, uh,

um gained a little bit of weight in the past two weeks but like i don't care because i feel like my ass is better than ever page there's a perfect amount like there's a amount of skinny where you actually lose your curves and like yeah fashion wise it's like looked it looks whatever but my dad told me that a month ago when i came home for thanksgiving he said hey

Boys don't like too skinny sometimes. Your dad said that? Yeah. And I was like, well, I'm not out here trying to please boys, dad. I'm pleasing my Instagram. But the truth is, Paige, there is a way. I love laughing. Like, you know, you eat one salad and then you look in the mirror and you're like, oh, my God, I'm so skinny. Is my head getting too big? No.

For my body. I literally worked out one time last week and was so sore and was like looking in the mirror and I was like, do I have abs yet? I was like, you worked out one time. But I think actually like the trend is going to be like 10 pounds over your like normal weight. Good, let's normalize it. Normalize it. And I mean, everyone...

Every guy I've ever dated hates when I get too skinny. They just like... It is so true. They love something to grab onto. They really do. I don't think I've had someone comment ever, like a guy ever comment like you're getting like a little bit big. But I have had boyfriends be like, you're kind of like you're really skinny right now. Well, yeah. Yeah.

i'm like i've had guys oh my god thank you so much but that's like them being like are you okay because i don't want to feel like i'm being like i don't like grabbing your ass when we have sex what happens when i gain weight is my boyfriends will be like my boyfriend i have tons of boyfriends in the past they'll be like your boobs are big yeah it's so easy pleasing them it's really simple they don't notice like the tiny bit of like

Like fat you have on your stomach that you're like obsessing about. They just see your huge. No, it's so crazy that they don't. They don't notice that. But then it's so crazy that we don't notice guys.

physically at all once we like them. Like he could literally become obese and I'm like obsessed with him. Wait, that's so interesting. I wonder if guys feel the same way. Like if I know that I really, really like you, I don't care about anything. Nothing. Like I don't care if you haven't shaven. I don't care if your breath is bad. Like I don't care about anything. I'm obsessed with you. But that's how he's going to be with you. Yeah. You have to understand that. That's how he's going to be with you. But girls, I think...

More early on, like once you like their swag, it's sold. Like he could do anything where guys are like more physical in the beginning. So they really have to be into you physically. And then once they fall emotionally, I think it's a game over. I think that I fall in love with swag first. Yeah. Like if you walk into a room and you have swag, it's like for me, I'm like, I'm actually way more vain when it comes to dating guys than you, which is so funny. Like the way you are with fashion is how I am with guys.

Because they're like my accessory. Yeah. And I rarely meet guys I feel like that dress really well. Yeah. But I do know a few and I'm like, give me your babies. I dated guys who dress well? How does that happen? Yeah. Also, every time I say game over on this pod, you guys have to drink because I think I've said it six times. Wow, that's a good game. I once dated this guy who's 6'3", blue eyes.

gorgeous not like the most athletic dude and like did not have a six-pack but also like when you have a six-pack when you're not training for the olympics like why like i find it very vain and i find it like not fun to date them because they like count their macros and their micros they like judge you they like wake up in the morning to work out like these are like

It's hot for a photo, not hot for a lifestyle. Anyway, like they're not the kind of guys that you'll be like, oh, should we get McDonald's at 2 a.m.? And they like won't. No. You see, like I can't. I want you to not have abs and I want you to be like, what do you want for second dinner? A hundo pee. Right. So this guy is sitting and he's like, he says he was like, I don't like my torso. And that's when I realized I was like, OK, this guy has deeper issues than I thought.

But I will stay with him three more months because he's 6'3". And that's how I do the math of how long to stay with a guy after you find out he's too fucked up to be with. Basic science. I gave him the science, just math.

We don't know math, but it's science. So I basically said to him, I was like, look, like, I'm so attracted to you. Like, everything about you. This isn't. Yeah. Like, I'm not worried about your torso. The fact that this man is worried about his torso. I'm like, I actually didn't even realize you had a torso until you mentioned it. I didn't wake up this morning and was like, wow, John's torso is irking me. Don't bring Jazzy John into this. No, I'm sorry.

It actually wasn't Jazzy John. That's just, I just do six three with blue eyes. It's just every guy I've dated is six three with blue eyes. Which is crazy. I know, but then there's, there's been some in betweeners that were different and you know what? Not worth it. Okay. Final winter fashion. Okay. How do we feel about velvet?

I mean, I'd wrap myself in it if it was socially acceptable. Yeah. I'm obsessed with it. And it's so Christmassy. So Christmassy. Also, like for this time of the year, it's like, it's just chic. And mixing materials is something I'm really into. Oh. I mean, sorry, if you're wearing a velvet top.

Like mixing it with like a satin pant or a leather pant. Go on. I'm obsessed with that. Also, I've seen like mixing of shades. So it's like you wear a pink and brighter pink than like a dark pink. And that's the outfit. Like a monochromatic. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

monochromatic is also going to be very in for 2021 i know like tan and nudes are like really in right now it's gonna it's only gonna get more i'm obsessed lastly we're in a pandemic and you know we're in a real pandemic but we're also in a um something called winter pale pandemic where i've lost i've lost my color and you know we're all better when we're tan i haven't fake tanned at all

Okay, so I used to get spray tans. We used to get them once a week. You guys, we were obsessed with spray tans because also we were still dealing with summer house stuff, so we wanted to look like we were fun and summery. Yeah, like, oh, we like tan. Like, really. I don't have it in me this year to fake tan. I don't have it in me. I don't want to go someplace. I used to have a girl come to my house who was amazing, but I'm not going to have her come over. She has a baby. I actually haven't even talked to her. But it's also like we're not being seen anywhere. Yeah.

Right. And I'm not like going somewhere. I don't want to deal with it. I would only do it if I like had to go to a place that we were like people taking photos or some shit. I only use I really I only use tan locks and like I'm going to actually start. I'm going to do one today, I think, because you can like.

it's so easy to tailor it. Is it like the water droplets? Yeah. Like you just put some water on? And they don't smell. You just mix it in with your moisturizer. It's like you're putting moisturizer on. Oh my God, that's amazing. Do you feel like it comes off at all?

Like, do you ever feel like it gets on your clothes or anything? And you know when, okay, you know when you get a spray tan and like, like after the like seven days or 10 days that it lasts, it starts like peeling on your chest first. Once only around my belly button, it came off and I was like filming in a bikini and people were like, are you okay? And I was like, clearly I'm not.

I'm not. Yeah. Like it comes off in like weird places, like by my armpits. I'm like, this is like, it's flaking off. I was doing a gig where they put a microphone on me with tape and they took the tape off and it took my tan off and they were just looking at me and I was looking at them and I was like, well, you're gonna have to pay for that. Cause now I have a white square in the middle of my chest. I'm going to start saying that in like situations where it doesn't even make sense. Like you're going to have to, well, you're going to have to pay for that.

Some guys have something mean to you. You're going to have to pay for that. You're going to pay for that. Oh, that's actually just revenge.

I love revenge. So that's our winter fashion segment. And yeah, that's our winter fashion. And yeah, tan locks. Honestly, I love it. I used it before everyone. Like, here's the thing. Also, like being on Instagram, some people are like, you don't actually use that. Like you just like get paid to promote it. Yes, sure do. But I used it before. I think I got some stuff from tan locks and you took it from me. I think you have it.

Probably. I have like so many bottles in my apartment. I even gifted some to my mom. I was like, you're going to love this for your face. Wait, you told me before we got on that you have like a beauty secret you want to tell me? Oh my God. Okay. Okay.

So, you know, I do my due diligence for the gigglers and like, you know, I'm always open to learning new things and I want to tell everyone about it. I've been on TikTok and I, my TikTok is very specific to my personality and I think they did a good job with like tracking my data. It's literally just makeup videos and then like dancing videos. The little elves inside my phone are doing a great job. No, they, they're crushing it.

So I kept seeing this video for Dr. Jart color correcting cream. And it was like, if you use it wrong, you're going to hate it. So obviously I left TikTok and I went to the full YouTube beauty influencers to get the real dirt. The consistency is like a lotion-y, but like thicker, not a clay, but like whatever. It's a hundred and I think it's $125. Yeah.

Worth every single cent. Take my money. What does it do? Okay, so the coloring is almost like a little bit grayish, greenish. You take a little bit in, like a small little dollop in your fingers. Rub it in between your fingers to, I guess, warm it up.

And then you just pat your skin like this all over your face. In two minutes, it completely changes colors to your face. It gets rid of all of your redness. It like neutralizes your redness. And it looks like a thin shield.

Like on your skin You're dewy Wait is this makeup? It's makeup But like Like okay so Some days this week I wore it as foundation Like I put that on And then I did like some blush And like bronzer and left Well especially in the winter I am a dry red mess Yeah

Hannah, you're going to love it. You have to order it immediately. Wait, but does it help with redness like naturally? Yes. Because like the green coloring neutralizes like any redness on your face. But I'm saying like does it actually help the real skin? Like once I take it off, is it helping the skin at all? Or is it more of like a makeup? I don't know. We're vain here. Like we're going for like...

I was like quick satisfaction. Okay. Instant gratification. Yeah. And then you can also put like your like a foundation over it for like extra coverage. It literally I just I can't say enough good things about it worth every single cent. Get it. It's at Sephora. Dr. Jart color correcting. It's called like

Color correcting cream, but then it has like a name under it. It's like some crazy name. How are people using it wrong? I think people were like putting it and rubbing it in like a moisturizer and you have to just pat it with like your fingertips and then it'll seep in. Like you have to give it, it's testy. You have to like let it do it at its own time pace. Wow. Well, you guys have gotten all our inner thoughts on beauty and fashion this morning, but now it's time to get into front page fucking news. Cue the typing. Okay.

I feel like we have so many just like

It's not like crazy stories, but it's things that you're just like, and I have a lot of Bravo stuff. Okay. So comments by Bravo posted. So did you see that Shep or Austin and Pringle like posted a picture together? Okay. And someone commented and goes, so you were actually after Kroll Warrior King all along, like saying that to Pringle, like, oh, you guys are friends now. Like really? You just wanted to date him.

Kroll comment. Okay, so then this other girl comments and goes, Madison can do better than both these drunks. Dot dot. I mean, dudes. Austin comments at this woman and goes, Patricia's hairdresser can do better than me and Pringle? Question mark. I die.

Then the girl comments back and goes, what Madison needs is not a frat boy. She's already got one boy to take care of. Dot, dot, dot. Girls want frat boys. Women want men. Austin comments back and goes, a.k.a. the biggest blue checkmark she can find.

Their public fighting makes me anxious. I am just eating my popcorn here. Because, okay, we love Austin. Austin is our good friend. I love Austin. I truly do love Madison, too. I'm...

Fascinated This is my thing with Austin He's like very passionate Like he gets like emotional Like if you listen to the podcast I did with him Like he's just like fun to talk to Because he gets really into things And he told me like he can barely watch his season Because like of the hate he gets all the time So he's definitely a sensitive boy And like

But he needs... It's like Austin. Like stay off of the Instagram comments. Like even if it hurts for a second, let it go. Because next thing you know, you're saying shit you don't want to say. It's kind of like that moment when you're fighting with a guy and you type out like the craziest and you're just like... And then you're like, you know what? And you just backspace. Yep. And you're like...

okay Austin I love that you wrote that but then you have to delete it know in your heart of hearts you had a good comeback and then move on how many times I've written in my notes like full just fights and like comebacks and like this is how I really feel and then like you just delete it because like you have to get it out or you're like me season one my first season of summer house and I would write all my thoughts and all my comebacks and then when I would approach the person I'd be like I like animals I'm sorry

Also, Austin was on Watch What Happens Live and he had to pick between me and Sheena like to sleep with, I think, which is kind of progressive. And he picked me, but he said, I feel like she wouldn't be that adventurous in bed. And I was like, what? I love a challenge. First of all. Second of all.

Do I come off like I would be like a bump on a log? Is that my vibe or people thinking I'm out here just being boring? You have been like kind of conservative in your life.

about sex, I feel like. He clearly doesn't listen to Giggly Squad. Clearly he doesn't listen. Well, when you first got on TV, you were a scared little... Yeah, I was a scared little baby. You were just scared that your parents were going to yell at you about anything. I had to pull you aside and be like, your parents know you're not a virgin. No, they don't. Please don't tell them. And you were like, no, they don't. Please do not tell my dad that. People don't understand when you come from a really traditional Thai family how... No, they really don't. I feel like some people think I'm trying to act like I'm not...

like like i'm trying to act like i don't do those kind of things but like i'm human so like obviously i do but i just don't need my mother and my father like knowing see my mom and dad are way past that yeah my dad like thinks i like don't like boys okay next everybody thinks that this is why you have to join our patreon because like i i have photo evidence of things so like i have to show hannah okay take a look at this pic

Oh, yeah. I saw that pic. So everyone thinks that Kourtney Kardashian was photoshopped into it. And like my first thought was like, wow, rich people just have such different like rich, famous people have such different lives. Could you imagine calling Lenore and being like, hey, quick question. Do you think you could photoshop me into the Christmas card this year? Because I'm just like so busy. Where was this? By the way, this is a Kardashian photo of them like skiing. Where's Kylie? Kylie.

I don't know. She's not in it. Because if they were going to put Kourtney in, why wouldn't Kylie be put in? I think Kourtney's there. I think they just edit it weird and it looks weird because they edit so fucking much. Yeah, I think they edited each coloring different. Also, did you see people are tweeting about how Kim Kardashian's low-key crazy athletic?

No. People were like, cause she posted her skiing, like snowboarding. And she posted her like skating and people were like, Kim Kardashian is the next winter Olympian. And she retweeted it. I was like, I love that. But like, I think they're a skiing family. Like they are forever. Do you know? I've never skied in my life. Wow. Have you? Yeah. I guess you're from Albany. You're from the Tundra. I've never even, I've never skied around here.

I've never skied. I've only, this sounds so pretentious. I've only ever skied in Aspen. So like, I don't know what the other slopes are like. But Opry ski is like a real thing. No, Opry ski is a real, a real industry. Yeah.

And you just get but my I'm afraid that I'll just get a lot of stomach aches because I love hot chocolate and I'll put like Bailey's in it. And the next thing you know, I'm gonna be blackout like having diarrhea. And it's like really hard to have diarrhea in a ski suit. It's really hard to have diarrhea in snow pants. Oh, next first world problems. So everyone I can't go skiing because I'll have diarrhea in my ski pants. Okay, take a look at this engagement ring.

Oh my God. So everyone's thinking that that's, um, uh, Khloe Kardashian's engagement ring with Tristan Thompson. Were they ever engaged? No.

no they never were engaged but she's been like wearing this around town she's wearing it on her ring finger it makes her hand look like a baby's hand like that's how big the diamond is it's literally okay if you're listening to the podcast which obviously it's literally like a massive pear shape that goes from her knuckle to the bottom of her finger yeah and then like a band around it it's crazy

It's crazy town, USA. Yeah. It's like it's too much. We've talked about engagement rings on here because I recently realized I'm 29 and one day I might get engaged and I like never thought about that. And I'm trying to find out like I actually know my ring style. My ring style is very like I love the like baguette rings. I love gold. I love gold.

Actually, I don't know what my ring style is. But anyway, for an engagement ring. Hold on. The way you talk about engagement rings is like you just found out the final for our classes today. And everyone's been studying for weeks.

And you can... You have to cram, like, the night before. And you know when you're in an algebra class, you're like, what's X? And they're like, wait, that was, like, day one. And you're like, but what is X? Can you explain what X is? And they're like, you're fucked. You're fucked. You're fucked. You just don't take it. You're fucked. Hannah literally called me today and her question was...

Hey, have you been thinking about your engagement ring your whole life? Because I feel like I haven't had time to process. Like how many years have you thought about it? Don't worry, the exam's not today. You have time. Because there are so many choices. I also realize I have severe shopping anxiety. Like I think it's a self-hate thing where like,

if I buy something for myself and it's not like really worth it like I get mad at myself and with the engagement ring like you're gonna be wearing it all the time and I just haven't thought of I want to be like the coolest like I want to have the coolest ring but I don't and then I want it to be unique so I went from being like I don't want I want like a pebble to be like I'm so cool and like anti-establishment to them being like I want two diamonds you

You went from, oh my God, he could like put a flower stem around my ring finger. And I love that. To, I think that I should have two diamonds clustered together like Ariana Grande. Hear me out. I think I saw Ariana Grande's. What is our opinion on Ariana Grande's ring, which is a huge pair and a tiny ring?

pearl well actually the pros probably normal size and the pair is huge that has some like significance family i love it i absolutely love it i absolutely love it i love it one because i have an allegiance to ariana grande and i don't know where it comes from but like i love her italian

Is that what it is? Yeah. Yeah. Like there's some, I'm like, you got it. Okay. So I love her. I love that it's sentimental that it was her grandfather's on his tie pin. And he told the grandmother, like, I want her to have this because I had a dream that it'll keep her safe. That makes me so happy. I love all of that. I love that it looks good with the ring. And also like engagement rings, like anything in fashion, it evolves.

So like, yeah, you could be a traditional person. True. And want like a classic ring. You can always evolve and change. I feel like people after 10, 15 years. If you think I'm rocking my engagement ring past 10 years. Do you get a new ring or you would like do something to it?

you upgrade bitch i've been in this for 10 years i deserve an upgrade wait so like you get a whole new diamond yeah if you want if you've got it like that if you got it like that if you got it like that it was actually was quite an interesting conversation where we talked about like we're making money like we're gonna be fucking boss ass bitches in a couple years like do you throw in another 10k to get a bigger diamond i don't know

I asked one of my girlfriends literally last night and she was absolutely not. Yeah. I don't think so. I wanted to feel like it's like I can buy myself as many rings that I want. But then part of me, there's so many cool like cocktail rings that are like goldy with like a diamond that could be so cool that are like literally $3,000. And I'm like, I'd be happy with this. Yeah. So I'm like, but then Paige, I saw Ariana Grande's ring and I was like, oh.

That's the uniqueness I've been wanting. Like I want something different and like having the two is so different. And then Emily Ratajkowski's ring suddenly to me like made sense. But I think it's too big. Hers is really big. I want like a pair. Okay. And then next to like a square I think. Yeah. But then it's like do I...

I mean, it's true. What do you actually think? As someone who has great taste, if you saw me and I had a ring that was like a cluster of two different and it was like pretty. I think it's cool. I wouldn't get it.

Like I don't think I would want that type of ring. Why? Because I like more of a traditional. Yeah. But I don't know. It is like really artsy and cool. And like we do wear ear cuffs. Part of the traditional ring makes me like.

cringe like I don't want to just be like I found a man and now I have a man like that's what I'm like hating about the process I kind of feel that do you feel that yeah like you're like I don't want to just be like now I'm a taken girl and I found a prince and I'm saved like fuck that shit so that's what I want to get to you want it to be like an art piece but then also like how often do you wear your engagement ring like I almost texted Amanda being like how often do you wear your engagement ring like every single day

I don't think she, I don't think she ever takes it off. But I'm like a very, like I'm playing tennis all the time. I'm like scratching my butt. I don't know. I'm just like doing things. I can't even have nails. Like I had to kill the whole family the other day because I just. I see that. I wash my hands all the time. Are you back to your roots? What's going on? You don't have any nail polish on. I had a moment. Are you okay? I'm okay.

I just, I had Mexican food. Yeah. I had like tacos. And then like, I couldn't get the smell of the tacos off my nails. And I had like a full panic attack and was like, I'm killing them. Killing the whole family. Until you just chopped them all off. I just felt gross. I was like, I need, you know, we just feel dirty. And I was like, I want to be cleansed of this toxic femininity. I've been going to gloss lab and my manicure. This has been two weeks.

I actually was going to comment on that. Not a chip in sight. And my nails are all the same length right now. So we're like, we're just vibing out together. Like I look down at them and I'm like, you're doing great. We're in different places right now. We're in really different places. Also, I have really big palms and stubby fingers. So we have different finger shape. And I thought, oh, I need like an emerald to make it like a little ring to make my fingers look daintier. Turns out you need a bigger ring if you have chubby fingers to make your fingers.

finger look dainty also if you have really skinny fingers you need a really massive rock too it's just science wait i think the industry is just fucking with us regardless you need a regardless expensive rock but there's part of me that like i just want to i'm just confused don't worry it's all gonna work out we're gonna figure this out we're gonna tackle this one you're like gonna be my person but i want you to be honest with me all the time yeah we're gonna we should just go try rings on one day oh my god that'd be so fun

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Okay, let's do our next story. Teresa Giudice. I mean, do you love it or don't you love it? If you could like put a Barbie and Ken but like Italian doll together. Yeah.

If you could just make up a man in your head for her, isn't it him? Yes. Like who I picture her to be with is this man. I've never been so happy for a woman. When I saw the paparazzi pictures of her kissing him like in New York City on like a date night, I was with one of my friends and I was looking at my phone and I literally gasped. I was like, oh, and they're like, what happened? I was like, Teresa Giudice, hi.

And he's like an Italian stallion Like an actual Italian stallion Louis Roulas

We don't quite know what he does, but according to his LinkedIn profile, he's the co-founder and EVP of business development at Digital Media Solutions located in Clearwater, Florida. I just heard EVP. It sounds good. Yeah, me too. It sounds like they're going to have some great Florida vacations. Also, dating like in your 50s or 40s is actually hopping because obviously,

all the divorcees are like ready to go it's probably it's actually probably like being 25 again it

It probably is because, you know, when you're young and you have like a crush and then he like gets married to like his first girlfriend and you're like, what the fuck? Like that guy's such a catch. Really? Yeah. He's the one that in 15 years is going to be back on the market. So if you're single in your 30s, like just wait it out a little. Literally just like wait another year because the divorce. And also we just went through a quarantine like.

So many people are going to be divorced soon. Yeah. Yeah. I'm divorcing myself. Can we also talk about Armie Hammer being on Raya? Okay. So Armie's on Raya. Is he single? Yeah. Oh, so the girl Paige is just like talking to. Oh, okay. So, okay guys. Also. So his girlfriend that we thought and we had stalked her on Instagram. Remember? Yeah. On air. On air. Literally. Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

we think she's a giggler because she follows me i feel didn't i i feel like i talk shit because i was trying to make you feel better yeah no we're not trying to talk shit at all like we think she's gorgeous and like we're happy that he's dating someone but like her name is page and so it's just like it's so crazy i don't know if they're fully dating look this is also like made up in my head i just think that like army hammer is gorgeous and i would obviously date him in a second but we don't want to come between between true love but like he's on raya

wow i love how political you were just now yeah i just i don't want you basically were saying bitch back the fuck up i don't want a fellow page to hate me but also like if your boyfriend dms me what do you want me to do you feel connected to other girls named page are you like immediately nice to them i think i do yeah but also i'm like how dare you if a girl's name is hannah without the h though i don't like vibe with them no i wouldn't vibe with me either

Or like, but if they're self-aware, like I know my parents should have put the H at the end. I'm like, okay, I really like you. This one comedian, Hannah Dickinson. Because I feel like then that name's like Hannah. I don't know why I want to pronounce it like that. Like, why would you not make a beautiful palindrome? Like, why would you ruin that girl's life? Because the whole rest of her life just to go Hannah without an H at the end.

Wow. I think about that a lot. Do you know what I think about more? That guy named Jason on The Bachelor. Every time he introduced himself, he has to be like, Jason. And they go, Jason? And he goes, no, no, Jason. Wow, that sucks. How many hours of your life do you waste doing that back and forth? Like, I could see the first time being like, oh, I could see how that would happen. Then being like,

This is my life. That must be so annoying because we don't have names where people are like, what? If someone said, like, what to Paige, I'd be like, you're an idiot. Go back to school. Like, Paige. But, like, how annoying...

How annoying must it be to have a name that you have to be like, oh, it's with a K. This one guy in college, his name was Quentin, but it was spelled Wa-Quentin with a W in front because his mom only named her kids with W names and then she wanted to name him Quentin. So we called him Wa-Quentin, but his name was Quentin. You're telling me this man had a silent W in his name? Yeah.

like a kardashian thing it was like you know will will um what's another w name it was like a bunch of w names and then she was like waquentin shout out to waquentin he was on the basketball team that's crazy whatever okay let's do our next story okay this one's oh my god this one's so okay so viola davis and her husband said that they take uh baths together twice a day what wait i'm kind of obsessed i knew you were

You should go like, okay, it's fine. I knew you were going to bae. It says it keeps their intimacy taking two daily baths together. In the morning, they get in the jacuzzi and they have together time every night.

Because they get into the tub. We soak. We laugh. We talk. Sometimes her husband falls asleep. She says it's like having a date every day because it's like time. Okay. I love this, but they have to remember when Viola Davis says they take baths together, you're probably thinking like your little shower bath that you have. No, no, no. They have a fucking jacuzzi. Let's say what it is. They take a hot tub twice a day. Yeah. They've been married for 17 years and they have one daughter together.

I love that. Well, I've been watching a lot of Real Housewives and you're just watching like relationships just implode. Yeah. Like Real Housewives of Atlanta, there's a new girl, Drew Sidora, whose second episode is already in therapy with her husband, which is like, you deserve that peach girl because normally it takes housewives three to four seasons to get their husband to do therapy on camera. Right. And there is some fucked up shit going on, but I recently saw a quote. This is our mental health moment that is like...

Don't be afraid to get out of bad relationships, bad situations, whatever. But like staying in it is the worst thing. You will survive getting out of it. You will survive. But you know right now you're not happy being in it. So anyone who needed that, you're welcome. Yeah, that's so true. Like the thought of being with the wrong person scares me more than the thought of being alone. And you weren't there before, but now you are. And that is called growth.

Okay next question And now we're growing So hold on Re the tub situation Yeah Cute Like I think it's cute I think it's like a lot though Twice a day Every day is a lot Like if Twice a day is a lot If like once a week On like a Saturday night My fake boyfriend Or like my fake husband Was like

It's like getting the tub. Like, yeah, for sure. But like twice a day, like that's how you bathe? I think it shows that like in relationships, if you can find one thing that you both are like a hobby or both obsessed with, and clearly they both like love tubbing.

They love tubbing. They found out, like, we fucking love it. So, like, some people love skiing together. Some people love- So true. Their thing is tubbing. Finding a hobby you guys both love together is next level for intimacy. True intimacy. And I think that's what we take from this. But, like, I would just- It would be if, like, I would be, like, look at him and he'd be like, did you just pee? And I'd be like, yeah. And he'd be like, oh, not again. Like, in the tub. Yeah. Like, when it's a hot tub, like, I just want to pee in it.

I feel like if your hobby is like sitting on the couch and eating Reese's peanut butter cups and like shout me out. But like because like here's the thing. I have so much to do when I'm bathing. Like I have a schedule, you know, and I have a routine like I wash. I put the shampoo in my hair first. Then I like while that's soaking in, I'm shaving my legs and I'm rinsing it out, putting the conditioner in. Then I'm shaving the other parts, you know.

You know, I hate showering with a man. It's just like a lot. It's a lot. You never get the temperature right. Also, like they realize I'm a selfish cunt because like I'm not standing out of the water. Sorry. Sorry. I didn't come in here to get cold. No. Also, there is something to be said that because like, you know, when you're if you're ever like away with your girlfriend or like like one of your girl, like your friend that's a girl.

Or, like, you're sharing a room or something and, like, you get in the shower and then, like, you're, like, just, like, leave it on. Like, I'm getting – then you get in. It's usually, like, the same temperature that you would use, like, scolding. Yes. Scolding. I need one layer of my skin to be melted off. Yeah, like, I want to be red. I want to be – I want it to be so hot that my body is turned red because it's protecting itself. Yep.

Anytime I've ever like been in a bathroom with a guy and he's getting in the shower or like I'm getting out or anything like with a boyfriend, they keep it so cold. Like what are they doing? Every fucking guy. Every time. Yeah. What is the deal with it? Why don't they talk about it? I'm Satan because I have hot water. And then I'm like, if I wanted to bathe in cold water, I'd go outside and get rained on. Right. Like literally they.

They act like we've gotten this water from the well, boiled it, and just poured it on ourselves. Like, what are you talking about? But also, like, the movies make showering look so sexy. When I'm in the shower, normally it's, like, I shower at night. So, like, end of day, like, I am bloated. I've had, like, seven meals by that point. You're like, I'm in here to cry, dude. I'm not in here to be sexy. Like, I don't take all the mascara off, obviously. So I look like a full raccoon. Yeah. Yeah.

And then like you don't want to like worry about looking hot when you're like your hair is like no. It's a good maybe. And then like sex is terrible because like the lubrication is all off. Horrible. Horrible. I hate it. I literally haven't tried it since I was like 25. That and then the pool. Like we get it. That's a hype. But I'm not doing it.

I'm a grown woman. Get out of my face. No, I'm not doing it. Like, touch his dick, but, like... Yeah. Use the shower as foreplay. Also, as you get older, it's very easy to pull it back. And, like, I just sleep, have sex, like, after. You know? Like, I don't need to examine my shower wall that intensely. I was talking about... Yeah, like, if you want to fuck in the shower, get a bath mat. Hold on to the faucet. Put a hand up.

And then don't turn the water on. A bath mat is key to this plot. Okay. Let's talk about the Real Housewives of OC's fashion. Do you want to look? Yeah. Okay. Take a mental note of all of those. I'm going to rate them. Yeah. Here we go. Number one, Gina. Crushed it. Explain for people who can't see it. Oh, right. Okay.

I forget sometimes we're going on a march. I was like, I don't know about this segment. Okay, sorry. I just like had to tell you this. Gina's wearing like a long white one-shouldered long sleeve straight hair. Gina killed it. Also, Gina went on like a health journey because Gina, like all of us, she... This is the best I've ever seen Gina's hair. She gained weight.

Because she was like madly in love and in quarantine, owned it, lost some of the weight. Her hair looks gorgeous. Her hair looks amazing. Gina's by far my favorite. I love Gina. I like Gina too. Shannon really missed the mark. She's wearing like a short white turtleneck dress. It's just like, it just, it doesn't look good. My question is what requirements do you look for for someone slaying a reunion look? Wow. Okay. Wow.

here's the thing if you want to so pumped up i love clothes i don't really want to say this because i don't want to like make anyone mad or alienate anyone but like fuck it i'm saying it because it's like this is my opinion the key to slaying your reunion outfit is and i know all the housewives want to be younger than they are but like it's finding an age appropriate dress for you

Like Shannon should not have been walking out there in like the short dress. Like, but then it sounds mean because like wear whatever you want. No, no, no. I know. I actually I understand what you're saying. What you're saying is not like don't show your legs or whatever. It's the actual style. Yeah. It has to be the right style. It looks like you're trying to be like an 18 year old girl at the club sometimes. Right. Like Bronwyn's massive long hair ponytail that goes down to her waist. Yeah.

It's inappropriate. Dorit does, like, ponytail extensions, and she does them correctly. Like, she does them to her shoulder. She does, you know, like, it looks age-appropriate. Like, you look... When you say age-appropriate, you're kind of just saying classy. Yeah, like, you look like you're a 40-year-old woman, but, like, you know how to dress. Exactly. You don't want to look like you wore your daughter's prom dress. You know whose fashion I actually loved? But sometimes she looked a little, like, it was a...

I thought Carol Redswell had cool fashion. Dude, I think the unsung hero of Bravo Housewife franchise's fashion. She always looked dope. Like she actually had cool looks, like aspirational. Did she always pull it off? Maybe not, but you're always like, damn, Carol, like...

Has her own thing going on. She used to wear. She wore like gloves one time. Like sheer gloves before they were even in style. And I was like dude that was dope. And one time I feel like she wore these like boots. That were like turned into pants. Sometimes the housewives I think care more. That they're like buying something expensive. Yeah.

Yeah, where she had like true New York City class. There's a difference between style and designer. There's something to be said about like Northeast class versus like Southern California. Sorry, that was so mean and I hate to alienate an entire state. You said Southern California wasn't an entire state. Whatever, I'm part of a state.

But like the way women dress in New York day to day. Well, it's the fashion capital of the world. So it's like we're probably more experimental and we probably miss sometimes. But it's like we're trying to start trends. We're like the trend. It's a six hour time difference. So the trend gets them later. Yeah, it's all about the time difference. But you love Salt Lake City's fashion. I love Salt Lake City fashion. So Meredith Marks has like a legit gorgeous jewelry company. Have you checked it out?

no i haven't because i can't probably afford any of it you're gonna want to buy all of it meredith style i die for like i love it she looks so different than when she was like a mom though did you see like the kids will post like happy birthday mom and it was like her when the kids are like five and she looks like a normal human and now she's just like glamazon and now she's glamazon i mean i think her and lisa like

I don't know how they're not getting in trouble for wearing like big furs. Like go off, do whatever you want. But like some of their fur coats, I'm just like, that's an insane coat. And I need it. So someone pitched the simple life like on Instagram for Meredith and Lisa, which Paige and I have been manifesting for a while. We never, we didn't say it out loud. So we weren't manifesting that well. Paige, literally you were mad. You, you will normally message me stuff on the download and have opinion. She in the comments was like, not before me and Hannah.

I went full Madison and Austin in that comment. I was like, bitch. They said that Lisa and Meredith should have a real, like, simple life like Paris and Nicole. And I said, no. And then someone commented and totally blew us up, Hannah. And they were like, yeah, but you and Hannah aren't rich. And I was like, what?

They're like, it makes sense if you guys worked at McDonald's. I was like, cool. They're like, you live in trash in New York City. Yeah. And I was like, you're not wrong, ma'am. You're not wrong. One more thing about Austin Madison. The craziest thing about all of it is that they can easily get to get back together tomorrow. I mean, they're going to get back together. They've gotten back together 800 times. There's a no situation that they're not getting back together. Yeah.

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I think that was all the front page news that I had. Oh, my God. That's perfect timing because I totally forgot that we're doing a Christmas episode. And I want to wrap it up. We'll do advice next time. I know you love advice, but like, I just want to know what you're doing this Christmas. Every time I come home, my mom has to call me the day before I come home to tell me everything I have to do when I get home.

And it just makes me anxious. Like, I don't like it. My dad yells at her. She called me the other day and she goes, I just want to let you know. She's so passive aggressive. But like, she's my mom, so she gets a pass. She's like, I just want to let you know that you're waking up very. And she also laughs. She's like, I know I have this control. She's like loving your torture.

Very early on Christmas Eve because you have to vacuum. You have to go get a gift card for me. We need bagels for Christmas morning. Like she's giving me this list. What is her husband doing? So my dad and I are the workers. It's like we work for my mom. What is Gary doing? Nothing.

Nothing. He's resting. He has things to do. He's working. That is so typical town family. The son is the king. My mom would literally, like, I'd be, like, eating spaghetti and meatballs, and my brother would be, like, coming the next day, and she'd be like, you're done. Leftovers are for Daniel. Yeah.

She would like take the meatball out of my mouth for dinner. And I was like, I am a growing woman. This ass doesn't just get thick on itself. Thank God my brother doesn't like leftovers. I would be malnourished. I would not have made it past age seven. Like, I want to be here. That is fucking insane that you get put to work. And now my comeback is, do you think when Paris Hilton goes home, she has to vacuum the family room? No.

She goes, wow. Well, she's subconsciously training you to be a domesticated queen when you have a family. However, I learned that if you just don't learn how to do things, then someone has to do it and it's not going to be you. Yeah. And usually I'll go to my dad and be like, can you do me a solid and like go do what mom has asked me to do? And like I have him wrapped around my finger to this day. Love him so much. Wait, shout out Paige's dad. I just had a flashback. Do you remember when Kendall Jenner on the Kardashians like

got paid like Bruce Jenner paid her to do a chore and then she paid someone else with that money to do like some like random little kid to do her job

she paid the gardener to walk the dog she was what i know exactly what scene you're talking about literally could tell you exactly what it is bruce wanted her to walk the bana and so she got the the the gardener walking a dog how long does that take like 10 minutes my dog has literally never been walked also you're a little bit of a sociopath i realize because like you have the cutest little dog polo

never on your instagram never talking about her never showing her first of all he's a boy polo's really overweight and i don't want people to judge me from it do you think polo's ugly

No, Polo has the cutest little baby face and I want to squeeze him. Do you think Polo's body's ugly? A thousand percent. He's so overweight. And I don't want people to think like my parents are bad dog parents, like that they're just stuffing him. No, they're Italian. They're stuffing him. But also like, yeah, like there's pepperoni falling from everywhere in the home. Like you just can't. It's raining meatballs.

Get away from it. It literally rains meatballs downstairs and the dog's just in heaven. Wait, but chubby animals are adorable. No, I love him. I'll put him on my Instagram show, everyone. He was born to be famous. He really was. I feel like you don't really like animals.

I do. No, I love dogs. I'm a dog person. But I don't want it like jumping and like licking me and shedding on me. Like if your dog sheds, I don't. I'm sorry. I don't fuck with it. That was my issue with dogs. Like I don't like petting a dog and then my hand smells. Yeah, I hate that. So like you need to get like the cutest little like hypoallergenic. Like your dog is going to get groomed every week. Thousand percent. When I move apartments, I'm going to get a dog. And I said that to one of my guy friends and he looked at me and he goes...

And I go, do you think I could not take care of it? And he goes, just like the most annoying part about like hooking up with a girl sometimes is going back to her apartment and her having like an annoying dog. And he was like, and I just don't want you to ever get in that situation. And I was like, so you think I'm a bad mom? But also like if a guy doesn't want to fuck me because my chihuahua keeps barking, like he doesn't love me enough. And this is not meant to be. I want a hairy chihuahua, but like a hairy one. Yeah. Like I want a furry chihuahua.

that's what i call my vagina oh i know it i know no like i like chihuahuas with long hair i know you're talking about one of my girlfriends has one they're cute they are cute but i heard someone could be assholes but like that's my vibe so anyway for christmas we do like seven fish i don't like it i don't like when we do the seven fish it's fine i just feel like i'm always hungry

Wait. Okay. Because we do the seven fishes and I'm going to just walk. Okay. What's going to happen today? Yeah. Give me your version and I'll give you ours. Okay. So you walk in and my Nana is all about spread. So like you obviously have to have the like mozzarella and tomato and then you have like artichoke dips and just like all these cheeses. Like so it's all laid out. So you already can literally be full in 10 minutes if you make the wrong decision. Mm-hmm.

Then the big clams. It's kind of like you have to go in with a game plan. It's a marathon, full marathon, not a sprint. And people are also, this is the hardest thing. People fuck with you. Your nan is going to be like, oh, there's two more clams. Hannah, can you finish the clam? They're going to try to fill you up. And you need to be smart and you need to get out of the way. And just because one appetizer tastes good, you got to just remember it is a fucking marathon. I also feel like...

Like more Americanized people. Like they're like Thanksgiving. It's like so crazy. We're going to eat so much. Our Super Bowl is Christmas Eve. You guys, Thanksgiving is a literal just piece of foreplay. Like Thanksgiving is a joke. It's a literal joke. It's like a club sport. Thanksgiving is a club sport. And we are full professionals on Christmas Eve. D1 then went pro. So then the baked clams come out. They're like big, big.

Big baked clams. You put the lemon on it and those big clams are so fucking good. But this is still in the appetizer mode. Then is when we sit down. But like we're also drinking. We got Papa makes eggnog. People start getting a little frisky. And we start off with the angel hair fra diablo like clam and shrimp sauce.

And it is like creamy, a little spicy. There's always extra sauce if you want. So like this is a full pasta, like a lot of pasta. Then after that is a shrimp scampi. So this is like tons of garlic, beautiful big shrimp, breads you're dipping. So this is already two entrees.

Then comes, this is when you lose like, is it seven? Is it three? Is it 20? Just like a spread. Like she, it's just tons of on, on aluminum foil, fried scallops, fried calamari, fried shrimp, fried squid, fried everything with a spicy sauce. And that's when you get into blackout mode. That's when you start seeing double, triple. You're just starting to put things in your mouth.

And you don't, you're not even tasting it at this point. It's really just like, is this, am I going to be able to swallow this? And then, and then that is always standing over your complaint and being like, oh, do you like this? Oh, you didn't like it. Do you want to finish this? Who's going to finish that? Here's the craziest part too. While we're doing this, while we're stuffing our faces, the conversation is,

so for brunch tomorrow i got i got this new bread we're gonna do french toast with it no one in my family talks like that but also they talk like that to other people i feel like and you're just like you're like brunch and they're like yes my mom like starts making brunch like at the end of dinner she's like i gotta make like ham and cheese croissants let me do it now it's huge like the dessert this is now thanksgiving it's like a pie a couple

A couple of pies. Christmas. Christmas, you got chunks. You have cheesecake. There's pies, too, of course. They make their way. Cookies. The sugar cookies. The cookies are wild. The lemon drop cookies. The fig cookies. The rainbow cookies. And then there's people that, like, just drop things off. Like, oh, Johnny dropped off. Johnny dropped off canola. And you're like, who? Who?

Whatever hand me one. Because then like they give each other gifts. Then in the morning when you're giving gifts, there's more cookies and more food and more alcohol. Yeah. So yeah, at this point, it's funny because if you told me like, Hannah, can you explain everything you eat? I can't because you literally can't even comprehend the actual amount. No, you can't. Okay, so we do the seven fish dinner. Then Christmas Day, my mom makes this insane brunch. Like it's the most insane brunch. It's her. It literally is her Olympics.

Like she thinks about this brunch all year round and she crushes it. What's in it? I'm going to, I'll do like, I'll do like a full post for Christmas. First of all, her tablescape is unmatched. She does French toast. She makes her own ham and Swiss croissants. She's got bagels. She's got locks. She's got spreads. She does scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage. Like it,

Full continental breakfast. Like she's heating it up. She has like everything's in like those sternal things with a little fire underneath that it's heating. Like you want. Do you think you're getting cold syrup Christmas morning? Fuck no, you're not. You're getting individualized warmed up syrup at your place setting. I just envisioned like a fondue of maple syrup. Literally. Like a waterfall. Literally. And you just have to like put your head in it and come out.

Yeah, it's like we have an ice sculpture of like a pancake and it's just, no, it's crazy. My biggest piece of advice for surviving Christmas is like napping and walking. Also, final question. What is your like Christmas movie or like entertainment at the end of the night that you guys do? We usually just come home and like talk because then it's just the four of us.

Like my mom, dad, and my brother. And we don't really watch a Christmas movie. We like talk about everything that happened at Christmas dinner. Like, no. Like, could you believe? You're like...

You're like, that aunt, it's not going well. She really let herself go. You're like, wait, what did they get you? Stop. Stop. I love that. I just asked you that because I don't even know if people do that, a little entertainment, but we always watch It's a Wonderful Life. Oh, I love that Christmas movie. My dad loves that movie and it's so emotional and dramatic, but it's like my soul can only handle it once a year. So if you want a Christmas movie to watch, watch It's a Wonderful Life.

it is it's really like incredible they say that when it was out it like didn't do that well in theaters and then it like became like a phenomenon later on anything else before we wrap i think that was all i had today you guys this was our christmas episode we love you guys so much happy holidays happy holidays i would say holidays oh yeah i did post a shirtless oh yeah i just want your opinion i love you just fist bumped when your tits are out

My tits are never... You know what actually happened? The story behind that? I know. Chat room has decided I'm like the sex...

correspondent because i'm like the young millennial chat room didn't decide that the whole world like it's a unanimous vote days before filming and they go hey we need like um a christmas thirst trap from you and i'm like i don't and you're like say less let me take my top off i literally was like i don't know what to do and i took my top off um i'm gonna be kicked out of the neighborhood soon but it was actually kind of fun like i've never done a topless shoot like that there

There was just Hamptons women's like with their Chanel bags walking past. They're like, what's happening? I actually almost texted it to you because I had a little nip slip in it and I was going to have you edit it out for me. And then I was like, she's definitely like driving or something right now. And I just was like, I'll. You're like, that's fine. I'll put a Christmas tree over it. So anyway, thank you for enjoying my thotty thirst Christmas trap. And I'm excited to see what outfits you bring to the

Holiday? We're not in the New Year episode yet. Okay. The holiday, I'm probably not going to like really go crazy because it's at my own home.

And I will be wearing probably Giggly Squad merch. Just if there's anyone in my family who didn't order it, I can shame them. Yeah, guys, we're dropping our new collection shortly. And I don't know if we're going to keep this one up. We're still deciding. So if you are on the fence with getting gear, get it. And then join our Patreon, patreon.com slash Giggly Squad to watch us talk all the shit.

And we love you so much and we're so happy. Love you guys. Have a great Christmas. Have an amazing holiday season. Jingle, jingle, bitches. Bye.