Giggling about worst first dates, going to jail, and professional golfers
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I mean, the day just got away from me. G squad. That's a new one. Are we going? That was a G unit reference.

For all the millennials out there. And I'm not going to do it again. Anyway, hi Paige, how are you? Hi Hannah, how are you? You know if people don't answer good, you know it's been a week. I mean, I was with Dominique the other night. First of all, we have to say, we came to your show and it was amazing. You did so well. Oh my god, thank you. We hung out in John Mulaney's green room. Guys, for everyone...

No, I did not get to meet John Mulaney. He was gone before I left. But I went into his green room and I think that he sipped out of a cup and I stole it. Yep. So basically we're dating. She's drinking from it right now. So you guys are together. It was so funny. It's literally said John Mulaney's green room and I'm like, no one's going to change it for me. It's okay. It's fine. Paige will love it. Paige will be excited. So we have John Mulaney's genetics, his DNA. Yeah.

The show was so fun. It was just nice to not be behind a screen. Yeah. And I feel like there will be future live shows for Giggly as well. I feel like I've been meeting a lot of Gigglers out in the wild.

I walked down this place, Clinton Street, yesterday. And New York City is bopping. Bopping. Let's just say one girl full on was holding my hand at one of her tables because they're outside. And she's just like, are you going to Montauk this weekend? Like, what are our plans? What are we doing? People are... No, it's... Gangbusters are out. No, it's so funny, too, because I feel like we see each other. Yeah. And like...

Okay, I was walking into a club last night and I'm like, I walk up to the door and I'm, there's like three girls next to me and I'm like saying to the bouncer, I'm like, oh, I'm on the list. And he's like, okay, like he pulls up the list. He's like, what's your name? And I say Paige DeSorbo and the girl next to me goes, because I had a mask on and I just turned to her and we just started chatting and then...

As I'm leaving the club, this girl runs up to me and she's full on hysterically crying, like just crying her eyes out. And I'm like, oh, my God, why are we crying? And then I have to beat up. Yeah. No, my first instinct was, what did he do? Yeah. What did he do? What did he do? Is he here? And she was like, oh, I'm not crying about a guy. And I was like, then pull it together. Yeah.

There's no crying in club A. Why am I crying at the club right now? I'll also get messages from gigglers who see Des do stand up at the cellar. Going, hey, just want you to know I watch Des. I think he's hilarious. I approve of you two. So I always know what he's doing because they're always messaging me. Or they'll be like, why aren't you supporting Des? And I'm like, because I'm doing my own stand up. Oh my God, I love that. So the gigglers are out and about because the sun is out. Yeah.

It's going to be a fun summer. I can feel it. We have a very exciting episode because the Gigglers submitted all their worst date stories and it is insane. Like I was just sitting alone cackling. Wow. And I'd like to take us on a journey because I feel like we've all had bad dates, but it's the best thing to do is bond over each other's horrors and sadness.

I love that for us. Are you ready? I'm ready. Let's hear the first one. Okay, so what's the worst thing a guy has done on a first date with you was the question. Okay. And here we go. Threw a glass of wine at me. Oh!

Red wine Oh No I'm immediately Throwing hands I'm getting up And I'm punching him In the face Did she give any context This I want the context I want to know exactly Like if she said anything What happened I feel like it was probably There's a lot of drunk shit That happens Like I feel like People show up on dates drunk One girl said He was going Said he was going To the bathroom And I saw him go Take two shots of JMO instead Oh

Pulled up his STD testing results to show he's clean and asked my favorite sex position. Okay, he's responsible, yet creepy. If a guy ever asked me my favorite sex position... On a first date? Yeah, I don't like that. Gird your loins. Showed me photos of him kissing his chihuahua who was wearing a pink dog dress.

Now, chihuahuas are the devil's dog. We know that. No, we know that for sure. I tried to send Paige. I think Paige, you look great with a chihuahua and you were like, ew. I love chihuahuas. I'm obsessed with them because I like things that I feel like society doesn't accept fully. Like pit bulls.

Little angry chihuahuas. Hannah literally sends me pictures of dogs all day that she wants me to adopt and they're literally disgusting. You're like, that's a mole rat. I'm like, in what world am I adopting that thing? But there's, you know, there's like those little ones that you're afraid you might step on, like on the street. I don't know how they survive in New York. Oh, okay. What would you do if a guy kissed me on the head immediately upon first meeting him? No, I'm crying. No way.

Look, no one loves a fucking forehead kiss more than me. It brings out a different side of me. But if I that's actually hilarious. I feel like my daddy issues would start tingling. Like I might be into it. Like, yeah, but like upon arrival. How do you feel about a hand kiss? Like when guys do that? I feel like it's creepy.

I think if they're being serious in doing it, see you in court. But like if it's like a funny thing, yeah. Like every time I feel like I see my guy friends out, I just put my hand out and like they do kiss my hand. Yeah, because also with Corona, you don't really want the face thing. Ooh, get shit faced and then receive a collect call from jail. Brought his friend. What? I have a funny story about jail. Oh.

Wait, what? What's your story about jail? Did you fuck up your taxes again? No. Okay. So one time I was dating this guy and we were walking out of a club and I don't know what happened, but he ended up like punching someone in the face and the kid like just collapsed to the ground. Horrible. But there was an undercover cop parked outside of the club and he saw the whole thing. And like the guy I was with immediately got arrested. Okay.

So I, as a good fucking ride or die girlfriend, I get in a taxi and follow the cop car to... Wait, so this is like your boyfriend. This wasn't a date. This is my boyfriend. Because I was about to say, that's when you go, I don't know that man. I've never met him. I don't know that man. But this guy was my full boyfriend. So, you know, what would J-Lo do?

She would ride or die and she would go to the jail. So I'm sitting in Clyde. Yeah, I'm Bonnie and Clyde. So I'm sitting waiting for him to get processed or whatever. And the police officer comes up. Really nice guy. Police officer comes over and gives me like a bunch of his stuff. I don't know what I had, but I had his phone. So I'm sitting there and I'm like.

What if I just... What if I just... What if I just... What if I just... What if I... No. So I'm going through... I don't... How old was I? I was young when this happened. Did you have his password? I had his password. I either had his password or he didn't have one on his phone. I don't know if like...

Passwords were a thing yet On your phone I can't remember But I was probably like 23, 24 You know As a psycho girlfriend I went through Everything And I found some Unfavorable things Like from that night I was like How'd you even pull this off I was there the whole time Like Shh

crazy shit. Like texting girls? Oh my god, texting every single girl. Texting every girl who lives on this planet? No, like in America, he was sleeping with all of them. So the police officer is watching me and he goes, yeah, I knew right when I gave you the phone I probably shouldn't have and I gave the police officer all of his things back and

And I said, I don't give a fuck what happens to him. Keep him in here all night. I don't care. I'm going home. And I left this motherfucker in jail. And if that's not an amazing...

I don't know what is. That's so epic, but emotional. It was emotional. But it is great to know that he's alone with the smell of pee around him. And he came out of jail the next morning. He was like, yo, what the fuck happened? And I was like, what the fuck happened? I don't know what did happen. Do you want to explain what the fuck happened? Why don't you call Jessica? Maybe she'll come get you out of jail. Maybe Jessica knows what happened. Lose my fucking number. Did you get back together with him? Sure did. For three years.

And that is an amazing story. Okay, brought his friend who I'd previously been on a date with. Okay, that's lame. Like, that's two dudes who somehow were talking and realized he went on a date with the other guy when it's like, you're not married to either of them. It's like they're trying to like, like show you like something. It's fucking New York City. Like, calm down. Yeah, I was just gonna say that. New York is so small, like, and incestuous. Yes. Yeah.

In a nice restaurant, takes off his shoes to show off the tattoos on the bottom of his feet. Okay. If it wasn't the shoes off for me, it's the tattoo on the bottom of the foot. In what world? In what world? If you're going to get a tattoo, at least own it. I know. We need follow-ups to some of these, but they're still good. Took two of my edibles when I only offered him one. Jail. What happened to him, though? Jail.

Again, we need follow-ups to this. What is going on outside of your apartment? Sorry, there's a motorcycle gang in the Lower East Side. Like the Lower East Side motorcycle gang? Full-on motorcycle gang. Like, I'm sorry, motorcycles, you have small penises. I've never been on a motorcycle.

Unfortunately, I have. I have no desire to because I don't like that type of adrenaline doesn't get me going. What is happening out there? Now they're playing music. Now there's music. You guys, this is what happens when we podcast in New York City. Oh, but we have a good announcement. We are moving to a studio next week. So this is the last time I'm going to have to deal with this. Are you fucking kidding me? Is it the Puerto Rican Day Parade? Sunday Funday. I feel like it's a Puerto Rican Day Parade. Let me Google that. Yep, it's a Puerto Rican Day Parade, June 13th.

And it's happening right now on your street? Wait, I have to look. Okay, the Puerto Rican Day Parade has passed. Made me watch National Geographic for two hours with all of his roommates. That's actually happened to me before.

I feel like it's very accepted for guys to be like, okay, we're back to my place. We're doing what the roommates do. Like, they're almost trying to test you to be like if you could hang. I actually love that. I love hanging with, like, the friends after. I mean, if it's David Attenborough, like, I'm down. Who the heck is that?

Oh, he's the British guy that does all the like National Geographic stuff. He's like, and now the leopard has discovered. It's also very hard to like when you get if you go back to a guy's apartment or something after a date, it's hard to you don't really know each other well enough to know like what should we put on? Yeah.

Like, when I was hanging out with one guy and I knew he loved The Office. So it was like, when we got on the couch, it was like, well, we'll just throw The Office on. Oh, because he didn't have a personality? That's a thousand percent correct. Or like, when in doubt, if he's douchey, just put on Joe Rogan. And then...

One time I was with a guy and he, one time he put on like a concert that was on Netflix. I forget who it was. It was like some DJ. That's fun because you don't have to like focus. Yeah, but it was, yeah, it was really fun and like kind of set the vibe where like we watched it a little, but we also just made out. Having mutual TV taste is hard because you know there's things that like no guy will ever enjoy that you enjoy and there's stuff he'll enjoy that you'll hate and it's like fighting that middle ground. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like murder docs are like pretty good. It's definitely a love language. But if you like get horny during it, you both feel weird. Like if you start making out with her like, and then she cut his penis off. Great doc. You guys should watch. I think it's called Lorena. Also, if you are 30 and you go back and he has roommates, just leave. Me and my friends say that that is equivalent to being homeless.

Well, some people might be like, oh, he's being fiscally responsible. Or like, oh, he's a founder of an app, so he's saving money. I don't give a fuck. No. Also, if on your Raya profile it says founder, I don't want it. You would think that I would want it and I don't. No, because... Because you're lying. Yeah, because you're jerking off in your mom's basement. You're finding your t-shirt that your mom bought you. Or if it says artist...

You're a DJ. Get out of my face. Yeah, if it says musician, you're a DJ for sure. And then like a struggling one. No one knows you. No, no. And also like when it says financial analyst, what the fuck is that? I don't know. I have no idea, nor do I want to know. Because people make fun of like, oh, content creators. What's a like logistics expert? What the fuck is that? Yeah.

I don't know if I even have a job on my rye, I think. Which people probably don't love that for me either. You know, like this bitch doesn't even have a job.

We know what you're putting first. Someone came up to me. Where was I? Someone came up to me this weekend and was like, we matched on Raya. And I was like, did we talk? And he goes, no. And I go, okay. I feel like what people don't talk enough about dating apps is like you have to be fairly organized. Because if it's like if you forget like a good one, it like gets lost in the bad ones. Like you have to be organized.

almost as you need like an excel sheet you never go first no i never go first i'll never message have you ever wanted to and you just didn't know what to do yeah but yeah i don't know when i want to i just in the day i've only ever spoken or like hung out with two guys from raya and i feel like i never did did i tell you that when i first my first date with des he was like

you're on raya right and i was like yeah but i hate that app sorry raya um all right i guess i don't care if they kick me off i care raya i love you please don't cancel my membership

But he goes, I've been swiping on you on Raya for months now. And we've never connected. Yeah, I never get anyone good. I honestly feel like I'm shadow banned. I'm like, Raya, are you fucking kidding me? This is what you're giving me? It's just because he was out of my age range. I'm dead. So I wasn't getting him. So ladies, put your age range up to 45 at least. Wait, I want to look and see what my age range is. Because my age range was like...

36 or something. I actually kind of grow up. I think I have a bomb Raya profile. What do you think makes a bomb Raya profile? The song. What's your song? I'm going to get it right now. Mine was Nelly. Mine was Nelly's song. Mine used to be

Ride With Me. It was Nelly Ride With Me. Oh, wow, that's a good one. It was nostalgic. You know, it brings back like, people don't remember what you did. It's how you made them feel. So that's why I went with nostalgic. Mine used to be Dilemma with Nelly and Kelly Rowland. Now it's Fabulous Into You. Yep. So that's like injecting like a love song, them being obsessed with you. Yeah. Do you do a combination of like,

not smiling photos than the occasional like laughing photo or like what's your personality yeah my personality is like um she's sultry and chic but then like oh my god here's a pic of her laughing with her friends you know sometimes she has a sense of humor yeah and she's not being a sex fiend

Also, when you do the Raya stuff, do you just swipe, swipe, swipe? Or do you read if there's potential? Do you read their bio? I read their bio. But here's the other thing. Raya keeps giving me people in like Dusseldorf, Germany. And I'm like, when? When would I see these people?

Dusseldorf. I do have some advice because I liked talking first on dating apps. Men are simple creatures and they get excited when you talk about something they like.

I know that sounds so simple. Yeah. So instead of giving them like an open-ended thing like, hey, how's your weekend? Never fucking do that. Or how's your week going? Never fucking do that. That's generic. Notice something about them and make a comment like... Like something in their profile. Yeah, like be like, I like your eyebrows. Or...

be like why is your dog better looking than me or like just like specific things that they would want to talk on like make it as easy as possible for them to say stuff but also make it very short like you put no effort or thought into it like three four words that's my advice I just like I don't know you're tired yeah I'm tired

You're like words. I have to read a bio to put together words. No, I'm tired. And like dating apps, I don't know. They just don't do it for me because I feel like part of meeting someone is like randomly just having this connection. And like if we don't have anyone in common, like any mutual friends, I feel like it's, I don't know. I think it's weird to like start having a conversation. And then when you hang out, it's like. This is the problem with the dating apps. I don't know.

You don't get their aura or vibe from a photo and from a bio. And they could try their hardest, but you will not. I've had guys where I had the best texting chemistry and then you meet them in person. You want someone who you naturally would gravitate towards at a bar. The problem with dating apps is you'll be on four or five dates with this person and then be like, okay, we're making it work because we're both attracted to each other. But would I actually...

Want to talk to this person at a bar Or am I just forcing it you know And sometimes I do like science experiments on dating apps Where I'll just like people Because I want to see if they've liked me

Apparently a lot of guys swipe yes on everyone and then just like pick what happens. Yeah. The male species. Yep. It's... I'm saying this here and now. What time is it? It's 2 p.m. on a Sunday. I paged a sorbo and I'm done with them. I'm absolutely done with the male species. I am now a lesbian. So if there are any lesbian gigglers, hit me up. I...

that it's totally a spectrum. I do. I think that I'm like very straight. Like I am. Like I unfortunately love men. Like I just, I love them. It's so unfortunate. But I really do think it's like a spectrum. Have I thought about like a girl? Like can I appreciate a hot girl and like walk into a club and be like, damn, that girl is hot.

So pretty And so hot Yes But have I ever Thought of Like that I would Could date a girl No Cause I just Love being Fucked around with By men At all times It's funny Cause I just went on Um

This girl Wheezy From Horrible Decisions She has a great Great podcast about sex And she's like bi And she's tried Everything under the sun She's been in a thruple She's done like BDSM Golden showers Everything Golden showers Like peeing on people No I know what it is I just I can never wrap my brain around it I literally can never Wrap my head around it I don't know Oh the parade is back Anyway So What parade goes in segments? Like

I asked, I was just like fascinated. I felt like I'm like here, I'm engaged and I'm like, am I a loser? Like, did I like miss out on all this stuff in life to experience? But also I'm not like a adrenaline chaser. Like I don't, I'm like, I'm good. I don't need like roller coasters. I'm like, my own thoughts is enough of a roller coaster throughout the day. Like I can get serious adrenaline from just like anxiety. Right. I just don't like that shit. But I think some people like chasing new highs and new experiences and that's, I

I'm jealous of them that they can live that exciting of a life. But I was like, I want to be bi. Like, I feel like life would be so much more interesting and fun. And I was like, do you think I'm bi? And I just haven't figured it out yet. And she's like,

No. She's like, we don't want you. It's possible. But she's like Hannah, like if you wanted it, you would have gotten it by now. Right. I've had tons of girls slide into my DMs. I've had tons of lesbian friends. I feel like it would have happened if it should have. But like, I think what's hard for us is that sometimes you like you love men, but you just don't like them. Oh, no, I don't.

loathe their existence. I think they are the fucking worst. I hate all of them. Also, Mercury's in retrograde. Yeah. And...

It's just I don't know what's happening I cried all day yesterday Do you want to know why? I don't know But it was just like one thing That like broke That like didn't even matter I was literally crying over The most insignificant thing ever That I was like Why am I even crying over this? That's what breaks you It's like when you're having a tough day And then you stub your toe And you're like Ah

No, that's literally like what it was. I was just like, oh my God. And then it was just everything. And I just cried. When I tell you the full day, I think I started crying at 11 a.m. And I stopped crying. What time did we start this pod? 20 minutes ago.

Wait, so is it like a steady little cry? Or does it have like ups and downs? You know when you're little and you get hurt on the playground? And like, you're fine, you're fine. And then you spot your mom. And your mom looks at you and you're just like, Oh my god, I was off the swing! Okay, it's kind of like that because all of my friends will FaceTime me. And so like when I see their face, they're like, what's up? And I'm like, um. And then I just start crying. So it's like,

Pretty on the hour. I mean, to this day when my mom calls me, she's like, how are you? I'm like, ah! Finally someone asked. But I do think crying is an orgasm for your eyes and it's important to do it because if you hold it in, it comes out in negative ways. I think it was also like I haven't cried in so long, I feel like. Yeah. Yeah. That'll do it. No, that's a lie. I cried like two weeks ago. But like I hadn't had like a good full day of crying and I think I needed it.

And we're going to get into if you watched anything good later on because I have some good stuff I watched. Oh, we're still going. Passed out after one drink because he's allergic to antibiotic and he didn't know it. Wait. Where did he pass out? Like at the restaurant? I'm envisioning him just like head down like at the table that they're at. Oh my God. But that's like kind of cute. But also how annoying for you because now you have to like take care of this guy and you're like, I don't even know you.

Oh, God. So embarrassing. I want to know what these guys did the next day to recover. If they did recover. And like, I did get a couple messages that they're like, now he's my husband. They're coming up. Made me hold hands with him while blessing the food. Eating a sub at a deli. That does sound like some bullshit like,

Like, I know guys who will, around me, be, like, normal, but then when they have, like, around, like, a religious girl, they'll be like, oh, like, I'm sorry for doing that. Like, they curse and they, like, apologize. I have a friend who went out on a first date and the guy called her the wrong name.

And like did it twice. And she was like, okay, I'm going to go. And he was like, oh my God, are you offended? And she was like, no, I genuinely do not care. She's like, I'm just like, I'm like, I'm done with it now though. Like, I don't know you enough to be mad or care, but like, obviously you're just like a weirdo. And this is how our brains are so different. I think he called her like,

Claudia or something or like I don't know whatever the fuck he called her and she's telling me this story and I go okay well did you go home and look at like who he's following and type in her name just to like see who this girl was and she was like no you psycho I did not and I was like yeah but like I just want to know who he was like comparing you to oh my god first boyfriend first love of my life

It was like a month in and he had gotten out of a long relationship and we're in the water, like in the ocean, and he's holding me, like the most romantic setting. And he called me the name of his ex. But I actually like was almost a little flattered because I'm like, oh, you feel that comfortable with me already? Yeah.

I took it as a positive And then When I was having sex with him I called him his dad's name Just kidding Okay He's This is really funny This is from Queens of Bravo Actually Sorry I'm Blowing you guys up He stopped the convo Just to show me A YouTube video That wasn't Very funny

If someone asks me to watch a video that's over 30 seconds, that's like not a TikTok. And it's like, no, it's so funny. I'm cutting you out of my life. I love the videos when it's like showing someone a video that you think is really funny. And the whole time you're just looking at them, like waiting for the reaction. And then that person is like, can't focus on the video because they know how bad you want. They want you to laugh. I hate that pressure. I hate that. What would you do if a guy took you to a place where he had a gift card?

I feel like I have had this conversation with so many people. So many people ask me this. No. On a first date? No. What? That's just rude. I do have a really epic story, though, about my grandpa, who is a badass. He is part of a gang.

The Romeos Retired old men Eating out And they go to Different restaurants Which every single time Makes me feel Like it's sexual And I get I know A little awkward A little awkward Just food Just normal food And every week They go to a different restaurant But it's all just like In Shelter Island Which is a pretty small area So if there's a new restaurant And they go And they don't like it They gossip to all their friends And the restaurant Will be shut down Within a week Yeah So it's a lot of pressure When the Romeos roll in And it takes them Like 40 minutes To literally roll in Anyway Anyway

He shows up. The next week, me and my family go to a place and they go, hey, your grandpa was here last week. And we're like, oh, how was he? And they're like, good. He did leave a gift card for a different restaurant. And left.

So do you guys want to handle that? And we're like, oh my God. And we just like make fun of him. We're like, you left a Chinese food coupon card at an Italian restaurant. And he doesn't give a fuck. I kind of love that though. He's just living his best life. But I love how they just accepted it. And they were like, we'll see him eventually. Because it's like. I have a like a little trick for that. If you don't know what to get, like your boyfriend's,

For like a gift If you have to get them For like something For Christmas or whatever I always go with Like a restaurant gift card I think that's like A nice gesture That is a nice gesture Or like a spa card For the mom I feel like Everyone likes a spa Oh also One time I went to Eataly And I got my Boyfriend's Mom and dad Like this huge They did like This like basket Of like shit Oh

Oh, that's fun. I actually got two. You do a smorgasbord, you can't lose. Yeah, I got two because I was like, wait, this shit looks mad good and I want to try it. You just get a shit ton of tchotchkes you can't miss. However, one thing I have learned is you find when you get someone like a lot of stuff, they like don't like it as much as if you get them like one thing. That's never come out of my mouth. Sorry, I'm just talking to myself at this point. Oh, asked me to join his pyramid scheme. Then when I said no, he didn't pay for dinner.

What? That wasn't a date. That was just a scam. That wasn't a date. That was a full on sales pitch. Yeah. There's a lot of shit about money. Cried when he saw his ex-girlfriend walk by. No. Oh, my God. Wait that then he just becomes your friend because you're your best friend. You're like, oh, my God, let's talk about it. Are you okay? Should we get like go get her? Like what's our plan of action for you getting back with her?

Made a disgusting face every time he took a sip of his drink then continued to order another. That reminds me of an idiot. This is a real Giggle Squad throwback but it reminds me of this story of John Mayer that I heard. Like this is real tea. He went on a date with this like socialite girl who went on a date with one of my exes and he told me this story because I was like what's John Mayer like and he said that

He ordered, there was like a spicy pasta and he was like, I want like the spiciest. Like you say it's spicy. I want real spice. Like I want that shit to be like fire. Like I don't want no fake spice. And the guy's like, sure, John Mayer. And he brings it to him. And he, apparently the pet, the red peppers were like blue. Like it was like clearly very, very spicy. I couldn't eat it. Yeah.

I wonder where they were. What restaurant? What an idiot. I know, but that's just so funny. Wow, I'm definitely ordering like a spicy rigatoni tonight for dinner now. Ooh, I love that. Had a fiance and I found out about it through his wedding page I found when Googling him after.

What a fucking idiot. Also, never Google after. Always Google before. You must. You must. Except whenever I've Googled after, it's been amazing. I almost feel like the universe did that to me. Oh, like when you just let it be natural and not learn everything about him? Yes. Like I've gone out on dates and just hadn't Googled. And it was like an amazing date. And then I Googled and I was like, wait even better.

Well I was going on this dating stand-up comics spree Which I highly don't recommend He's different apparently They have all this footage of them just telling jokes Pages and pages of YouTube But if you watch it you think you know who they are And then you meet them in person and they're not as funny Yeah men aren't funny Let's make that the new thing Men aren't funny They're not that funny

I'm in such a male-hating mood. It's crazy. I feel like I'm in, like, the Little Rascals when they have, like, the She-Woman Haters Club. I watched FX's Hysterical, which is a very funny film everyone should watch, but it's basically talking about how female comedians have trouble in the industry, like, because it's such a, you know...

male-dominated place and like you go to hotel and you get hit on and you like you travel on the subway and they're all disrespecting you and they're not picking you for all this shit and then like I watched it and then Des walked in after his show and I was like don't

Just don't look at me right now But anyway there are good guys out there You just have to find the right one Oh this is actually horrible This is a horrible man right here Took me rock climbing He didn't climb and watched me the whole time No What the fuck does that even mean She goes took me rock climbing He didn't climb though he just watched me climb

That, that, call the police. I'd be like, sir. No, that's so creepy. This is human torture. He like wanted to see your ass like going up that thing. No. Oh my God. That actually just gave me the chills. Yeah. I hate that so much. Pulled my hair to make sure it was real.

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I don't hate this because I love my toes being cracked. Oh my god, I hate my toes being cracked and Des tried to do it and I like scream bloody murder. I hate cracking my toes. Oh my god, I used to have a guy who would crack all of my knuckles for me, crack my back, and crack my toes. I was basically dating a chiropractor. Okay, this is bad. He picked me up in the middle of the bar so he could make sure I wasn't too heavy. What? What?

These people are drunk. Like, they have to be blacked out. Yeah, you have to be blacked out. How do you even get to that? Like, what's the conversation that you then get to that point? Maybe he's like, oh, do you like to be, like, picked up during sex? And maybe she's like, I don't know. And he's like, let me see if you're, if I can.

Oh, my God. Whenever a guy picks me up and they're whenever a guy picks any girl up, I feel like they're always like, oh, and then you feel insecure. And then I always say, sorry, I have like a high muscle mass and muscle weighs more than fat. So I don't think I I don't get picked up. Now I'm mad. You're like, I've never been picked up in the middle of a bar and judged for my weight. Gave me a pack of gushers when I said no thanks and then called me an ugly cunt.

Well, I'm on his side. Well, Gushers are next level and now I'm craving them. When that shit explodes in your mouth, no pun intended. Okay, this is just like classic, the worst thing ever. Shows me videos of his lacrosse highlights from college. I fucking love that shit. I'm not gonna lie, I have showed guys clips from my college tennis days and now I feel like a douche. I've showed guys Giggly Squad clips and look how fucking funny I am.

Those are your highlights. You're like, here's my life highlights. Check out this joke I made about pooping. Yeah, I think that's so weird. Some girl goes, not the worst, but said he liked my highlighter. Gay or just knows makeup? Question mark. Gay. A straight man doesn't know what the fuck highlighter is. Or if they do, they would never be able to spot it and appreciate it. Never. Oh, third part of the parade coming through. Answered a booty call in front of me.

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We're highly functioning depressed humans. Wait, I have a quick question. I feel like me and you are always on the same wavelength, even if we haven't talked all day. We're both back on TikTok. Does that always happen when our mental health is deteriorating? I feel like when I see you make a TikTok, I need to text you being like, are you good, bro? And then you see me post like a hundred bad TikToks and you're like,

She's not good. You're funny. What's the one you just did that you rated the DMs? That was funny. Oh my god, thank you. Well, I have tons of DMs from before that I never did anything with. Oh my god, you guys. Now it's the police. Because someone's probably hammered. Yeah, no. My TikTok from last night was an emotional outreach.

I watch so many TikToks and I'm like, oh, Paige could do this and it'd be so good, but she's too lazy. I literally do the same thing. I'm like, wow, dude, that's so good, but I'm so lazy. No, no, no. Because like I've taught like Remy Bader, who's we're obsessed with, who has an amazing TikTok. She's like, Hannah, some of my TikToks take like two days and I'm like, oh, yeah, no, if it takes more than 25 seconds, I can't do it. I can't. I'm like, this is how I'm uploading it. I don't care. Okay.

Our head of social media, Elena, was making fun of me because she was like, you just post it whether it's right or wrong. I go, yeah, because it's a journey. I'm not trying to be perfect. Whatever. I'm learning. Oh, this is great. Told me the guac was too expensive. That's disgusting. This is actually my worst nightmare. Played me a self-written song on the guitar about why God loved women.

Why is it past tense? God loved women. Why is it past tense? I mean, you know how we feel about a guy playing a guitar ever to us. It's also like it's horrible. But when you're the one he's doing it to and you're just sitting there like you don't know what to do with your hands. You don't know whether to like you can't sing along. It's self-written. You're trying to just like keep the vagina moistured a little bit, but you're losing it. I did. I record.

I was seeing this guy one time. I was so young. Like, super young. Like, maybe like 22. You didn't know any better. You didn't know any better. I didn't know any better. Forgive yourself. Forgive yourself. It's all about forgiving yourself. And he would literally...

Like we would have sex and then he would get his guitar out. It was like 3 a.m. And I'm like, brah, I was done with it. Like when we were having sex, like now I can't like, please, you're annoying. Is like if you play the guitar and sing and you've you don't do it like for a living and you do it for people when they have not asked for it. You have a problem, sir.

Because of a problem. That's like being a dancer, but not like a real dancer. And then just being like, hey, can I show you my dance moves? Like just being like, hey, and you just start dancing. And the person's like, I don't know what this is. I just had a vision of like having sex with someone, it being over, me getting up and being like. Show me.

And then going on like a four minute dance routine that you made up. That's like what you do when you're a fucking little kid and you don't get enough attention from your parents and it's a talent show and you're like, hey, look what I can do. And then you do bullshit for four minutes, but those people love you so they have to. Wow, that's an amazing equivalent. Comparison. Okay, this one I low-key like kind of like.

okay answered a call from his mom and said i'm at dinner with blair first date chill dude see i love that i love that i want his mom knowing who the fuck i am i want to get her number i want to start texting her i want her to start rooting for me i want to get in his ear that she's like hannah's the one yes i also think that like i don't think anything wrong with that because when i'm going out on a date with a guy i tell my mom i'm like i'm going out on a date with like whoever and

Yeah. And I feel like when you're talking to a guy, you do get to a phase where it's like, have you told your family anything about me? Or like, I once asked a guy that and...

The guy said, yeah, my mom thinks you treat me like shit. And I was like, your mom's a smart lady. Your mom is very intelligent and highly aware of things. I do think, though, that people have different relationships with their families who don't take it personal. If a guy hasn't spoken to his mom, like guys will go like a month without calling their mom sometimes. Dude, it's kind of crazy. When I went to Charleston, Craig asked me if I told my mom.

And I said, I left the state. You're like, obviously. I gave her my, like, location. Like, she knows where I am at all times. I was like, what? My mom knew my location for, like, way too long. My dad would joke about it. Like, they'd watch me. So she knew whenever I was, like, low-key hooking up with British Dave when I said I broke up with him. Wow. He's in Williamsburg. And she'd text me the next day and I wouldn't know. And she'd be like, what did you do last night? My mom has my location, but she doesn't know how to see it. And I'm like, oh.

So I still have to text her every time I leave the house and get back. You guys, it's New York City. She's being protected. Okay, hat fished me. Do you know what hat fishing is? No. Took off his hat and revealed he was balding. So like he looks hot in his hat and he takes it off and you're not into it. Oh my God. No.

Oh, that makes me sad and mad all at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. But if a guy's wearing a hat a lot, just like know that there's more, but it's also like guys who wear beards, who have like no chin, who have a beard, who have a beard, but don't have a chin. And then they shave and you're like beard fished. Beard fishing is a thing. Oh my God. It's life is, let me just get back on my male hating escapade. Life is so much easier for men and it's

You have a little bit of scruff You wear your hat backwards Wear some fucking gray sweatpants And call it a day Yeah It's funny because Des shaved his face in Puerto Rico Did you see? Yeah I did

I felt like I was cheating on him. I was like, who is this man? Like the kiss feels different. Like I was like, who am I kissing? I've had boyfriends that like I loved when they would fully shave and then like it was growing in scruff. And then I've had boyfriends when they would fully shave. I'd be like, I'll see you in three days because you're disgusting to me right now. I'm like weird with guys hair. Like, you know, guys who just go to a barbershop for three dollars and just get a horrible haircut and it doesn't look good for like two weeks. I straight up would be like, don't look at me.

yeah i don't know you guys are also very particular about their haircuts and they're like so bad he did such a bad time this like time and i'm just like it literally looks the exact same i asked for three and they gave me a four on the sides oh this is a good one cried during a thor movie you know how we love that he's in touch with his emotions no you know how i feel about men crying yeah it gives you the hives it gives me the heebie-jeebies okay this is a hot take

Hard vanilla ice cream At Carvel No toppings Psychopath See I disagree I disagree as well I think vanilla Is low key Like Slaps the hardest And it has like He's a traditional man He's a traditional Classic man Classic It's like normcore But for ice cream He's like whatever This is what I like

Yeah. I would be more turned off if he went in, got the gummy bears, the sprinkles. I'd be like, okay, grow up. Do you know what I might say? Maybe this guy's a fucking freak in the bedroom because he's not overcompensated for anything and he knows what he likes. I love that. Fell ice skating, went to the medic, had to go to the hospital and asked me to go with him.

I like that too. I feel like that's a fun. Look, I always say when I go on first dates, the first thing I, this is so psychotic. I'm a real psycho. Like one of the things I think is, okay, so if we get married, right?

At my rehearsal dinner, like, potentially a story from this first date could be told, you know? So, like, on your first date, if you go to the hospital with him, an amazing rehearsal dinner story. As someone who's been to the hospital with a guy before... Yes. It is...

A horrible experience Because you think it's cute and then you get there And it takes forever To even get the nurse then the nurse comes Then they don't know what's going on It's all just waiting And it's like not romantic And like it's no It's like you'll be there for like It's not going there for an hour and like being like are you okay Like you're there for like eight hours Yeah I mean it does seem like a lot Hospital food I mean you could order in I don't know

Sorry, it's my own stuff that I'm... Okay, last one because it's been 50 minutes and we'll continue this later if you guys like it. This one I actually love. Started crying about childhood traumas over nachos and margs. See, I love that.

I don't want to know your favorite fucking color. I want to know how your parents messed you up and if it's compatible to how my parents messed me up. That's how I want to do a date. As long as you're on that equal drunk level and you're fucking connecting, being like, no, let it out. I feel the same. Then I'm fine with it. Are you proud of me? Are you proud of me? Okay, but the crying we could do without, but I do believe, I love the first time a guy starts telling you about his family. Like,

Like shit that's going on in his life. I do love that. Yeah. It's hard for them to open up. It really is. Yeah. But once they open up, I open my legs. Paige, what are you watching right now? Because I have some shit that I'm watching. Through the tears, what did you see yesterday? Ugh.

I watched the Kardashians all day yesterday. Oh, any like updates or thoughts? I cried through the whole thing. And then I was like, oh my God, the Kardashians are like over. Like they're done. Was it like Kim's divorce they were following? Yeah. And she was like, I feel like a fucking loser. And I was like, same. What have you been watching? Okay. Okay.

Have you watched Bo Burnham's special Inside on Netflix? No, I don't even know who that is. Today. I don't give a fuck what your plans were. I was gonna watch the Pink documentary today. I recommend Bo Burnham. Okay, tell me. So Bo Burnham is this incredible genius comedian who does funny songs, but he also does stand-up, and he blew up on YouTube, one of the first people ever to blow up on YouTube. It wasn't even a site.

'cause just this kid who was 16, Comedy Central gave him a deal, he's blown up, was doing like a huge tour and then in 2015, he started getting anxiety attacks on stage and decided he doesn't wanna perform live anymore. - Oh my God. - And he basically says in the special, he goes like five years ago, I started getting panic attacks and realized like I don't wanna do live performing anymore.

And then I slowly started to get my mental health together and work on myself. And he goes, then February 2020, I decided I want to get back on stage. And then the craziest thing happened.

And the pandemic hit. And we couldn't go outside. So we created this special of all his material inside one room. Okay, what's it on? Netflix? Netflix. Okay. It's emotional though. It's like ups and downs. He's pretty depressed, but it's great. I mean, I don't know if I can take another day. You have to watch it. Okay, then... Yeah, the Pink documentary. Did I talk about it already? Yeah, we talked about it last time. Okay, good. Then...

There's a thing on Netflix called Unbelievable. Okay. I've watched that. It's good, right? Wait, is this about the girl that got raped and no one believed her? Yes. Yes, I've watched it. And it's a true story. Yes. So I highly recommend that. The acting's great. Toni Collette. Did people talk about how great an actress she is? Okay. Let's talk about this for a second. I think she is a really great actress. Yes.

Something about her. I don't like it. And I can't put my finger on it. Do you know that she's actually Australian? Um...

I feel like I did kind of know that, but no, I didn't remember that. Because Des told me midway that she's Australian and then I couldn't focus on anything except how she was having such a good American accent. There is a movie that she's in with Cameron Diaz that did used to be like one of my favorite movies and it's called In Her Shoes. And it's so fucking good. Well, I love I also love Cameron Diaz.

Okay, so you don't like Toni Collette. I don't not like her. What did she do to you? Nothing. Did she remind you of someone? I don't know. I don't know what it is. There's just like something about her that I'm like, eh, okay. Okay, hot take. Mm-hmm. Mayor of Easttown. Not the greatest. What? What are you talking about? Okay, I felt like...

Like, first episode, very slow. Then, like, sometimes the writing was, like, kind of corny. And then I feel like... I don't... I just... Also, like, so much anxiety. Like, stressed me the fuck out. I do recommend people watch it, but I'm not going to tell you it's the best time of your life. I think you're wrong. I think it's so good. It's...

Oh my god, it's so good. I like forgot the ending now. I'm not going to tell people what the ending was, but I remember being kind of like... Wait, but you watched the whole thing? Yeah. And I like, I was into it. I was very into it. I was like fully committed. I just like, I'm not like, it's not one of my best of all time. No, okay. That's fine. That's fair. But it's good. I think it's good. I just feel like people were freaking out about it and like, like it was, I don't know.

it's it's very like crazy if you want crazy and fucked up shit but it's not scary it's like it's like and it's not even really like a thriller it's like uh it's a mystery yeah i feel like the way and i feel like the way i just feel like it was kind of like they fucked with us for a long time and then you're like okay so you just like i don't know sometimes i feel like mystery is it kind of reminded me of that nicole kidman one

with Hugh Grant. Yeah. Okay. Wow. Interesting. I kind of, I did love that show, but I almost think Mare of Easttown was better. It was. Yeah. It was. Mare of Easttown was better than that, but I feel like they both were hyped up a little too much. But I also, I fucking love Kate Winslet. She's so good. So stressed out. If you want to feel better about your own life, watch Mare of Easttown. Yeah. I agree. Do we have any front page news? We have like a little.

Amelia Hamlin turned 20. Scott Disick got her, like, a diamond necklace that was a cross. And... Okay. I know that people give them a lot of hate that they're dating because she's 20 and he's, like, 36, 38. I'm, like, fine with it now. No, I don't care about the age. I think the teen thing was weird. Now that she's 20, I guess it's better. I think the teen thing was weird. And, like...

If you vibe, you vibe. You know? Like, obviously they like each other. It's been... And, like, Scott isn't known as, like, the most mature motherfucker on the planet. And also, how hard do you think it is to watch the old... Like, your ex-girlfriend, the love of your life, just be so in love with someone else? Okay, but she's been watching him dating people for fucking years.

No, I agree. But like, so if he's happy with Amelia, like let him go. I will never not like Scott. I think he's very funny, but I do think that there is a thing where like the day you get famous, you kind of like can stay in that place. That's what they say about addiction. Like whenever you start getting addicted to something, like you kind of stay that age. Yeah.

So like I feel like saying, yeah. So I feel like Scott, I mean, I don't know where he is with his partying and stuff, but I know that fame's definitely affected him. So like for all we know, he still feels like that, like young 25 year old that met Courtney and then his life just like changed forever. And he's still that kid inside. I could see that like in the Kardashian. He's it says that like one part that he's like fame and money literally mean absolutely nothing. Yeah. And I was just like, wow, that's.

It's so true. Okay. Alex Rodriguez was seen hanging out with his ex-wife amid Bennifer coming back.

Are Bennifer like fully on? Yeah. Which is crazy. But it's such a PR stunt. It's such a PR stunt. Do you think that? Oh, you get caught walking around with his t-shirt on. Like that is so... Oh my God. Paige. Okay. There are married couples that we never see in the press. Married celebrity couples. Never. And they're fucking out all the time with photos all the time. But what is the PR stunt? Because...

If I'm breaking up with my fiance, you're not seeing me. He's wondering. I want him wondering what the fuck I'm doing. I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm in my home. I'm eating ice cream. I'm getting myself right. No, because this is not just, you're just thinking about how your ex feels. This is about how the world views her.

So they need the world to know that she's moving on, can get any guy, and the world loves Ben. I'm not saying they don't like each other, but it's been thrown in our faces. But if she wants the world to think she's this badass bitch that can get whoever she wants, which, first of all, we already think that about you.

Like we are on your side with the A-Rod thing. We think he is an absolute piece of shit. I don't see how getting back with Ben is like the best PR, you know? Like I don't, it's not like the best storyline.

i i do think that it's like nostalgic and people loved benifer and like it's good for him and good for her and he's been seen wearing like the watch that she bought him that he used to wear i just have to say like think of all the celebrities in the world and think of how the media just follows like a certain amount it's because it's a conscious choice if you want to be public with your or not like like look at like

comedians like people don't even know who dave chapelle's married to like you've never see her yeah it's a choice like j-lo could easily do that i like that yeah it's hot like yeah i mean as two people on reality tv we're like wait we did it all wrong i'm like i don't want anyone to know who i'm dating

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- Johnny Lee Miller, which is the guy that she had like had his blood and like wrote on the back of a shirt in his blood. She does some weird shit sometimes. - Do you, I think that's romantic as fuck. And now I'm wondering why Des hasn't done anything with my blood. Does he fucking love me for real? Has this all been some fake bullshit? But I do think that maybe quarantine has made people do some like serious self reflecting on life and been like, oh, like that one got away.

Wow. I feel like I did the exact opposite and was like, thank God I broke up with everyone I was ever dated. Same. I was like, get out of here. Is that it? What if that's how we end pods? We just stop talking.

We just go till we run out of steam. We're like, ah. Also, okay, Kendall Jenner has been posting Devin Booker and I think they're cute as fuck. She never, like, used to post people. She was, like, not even posting about Keri Styles when she was with them.

So she must like him. She must really like him. And I think they're an adorable couple. They'll have super athletic babies. Have you ever seen her ski? She's a fucking like graceful bitch. Yeah, she's a graceful ass bitch. Kardashians are low key, like should be in the Olympics. A team on the Olympics. Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly moved into an Airbnb, $30,000 a month. Can you move into Airbnbs? I guess like they're staying in it for an extended period of time. $30,000 a month. Wow. Wow.

Okay, hot take from TikTok because now I'm back on. Apparently this guy was like, this gym rat was like, what's the deal with seeing all these hot girls with guys who look like this? And they show this like skinny tattooed guy. Yeah. And a girl responded to it and she's like, bro, no one wants to be with a dude who eats fish.

chicken with no seasoning and has zero percent body fat and won't drink and goes to bed at nine because he has the gym at 6 a.m no one we go we want an emotion a guy who's emotionally available down to have a good time with us and that's what that skinny tattoo guide is so like learn how life works i genuinely like i don't want you to have a six-pack it only puts more pressure on me i don't need it

Like I want you to work out And like want to work out And like look good But if it's

Like if you're obsessed with it I can't Like I think it's such a turn off Oh it's such a turn off Like yeah be healthy But also like live your fucking life If you want to have That bowl of ice cream Do it Yes girls deal with enough body image stuff And like thinking what you can and cannot eat So if you have a dude who's also obsessed with food And what he can and cannot eat It's so fucking annoying Also if you're being like an athlete You have to deal with the ups and downs Of them like winning and losing Which is a nightmare Like I was watching the Djokovic match And he's like

The greatest of all time And his wife's watching And she's so stressed out Because I could tell She's like I don't want to Have to deal with his ass If he loses this match It would be so annoying I know

Imagine She's like I have to Baby him all night While he like Cries in his bedroom Which is normal But like it's just a lot Like if you're dating a lawyer It's not Yeah As bad Or Lawyers are pretty brutal But I do think that No I feel like I'm I'm Made to be like A lawyer Or doctor's wife Or like a politician's wife Why? I don't know I like Used to want to be Like a major league Baseball player's wife Or I would still love To be a golfer's wife

I think that's what I really would love I used to play tennis with Dustin Johnson's brother's wife You used to play tennis with Dustin Johnson who is married to Paulina who I'm obsessed with Brother's wife So they all hang out He's the caddy for Dustin and they just go to beautiful places And they're friends with Craig and Austin They're always hanging out Oh wait Connection

There's your in on the PGA. Do you know the rules to golf? Do I know the what? Rules to golf. What do I look like? Yeah, I read the handbook last night. I know that you hit the ball, it gets in the hole. You wear a cute outfit. If I was a golfer's wife, dude, the fits I would have on is insane. And also golf, oh my God, it is made for you because most athlete wives are like sitting in

in places you only see their tops but golf you're full on standing in the front of the crowd and then you have to like walk on to the green and then you literally walk on the stage of the green and like you have a moment where they give you a hug and then the kids are there and they're like daddy and you're like shut the fuck up it's mommy's time oh my god any professional golfers out there that might may or may not have a crush on me hit me up

I love that. You could probably get a lot of good DM slides by like just calling shit out on the pods and then the gigglers will like dive through, find the guy, tell him to hit you up. It's so funny because a guy the other day was like, I bet your DMs are fucking nuts. And I was like, I do not get DMs from guys like at all. I maybe get one once every couple of weeks that's like an actual like hot straight DM.

Well also you can't see A lot of them Like a lot of them are private So if a dude said something It's like he has like Not a lot of followers And he's private So you're not gonna like Respond to that But my Instagram is like I'm 95% women Same This is for the fucking girls This is for the girls And I actually feel like It's a safe space You know I love that There's like no toxic masculinity Yeah I don't want the guys In my DMs I don't want it

But yeah, on my Instagram I posted, because I did for a while get like stupid DMs, but then I realized I would post them to put them on blast. I'd like keep their names and everything. But then guys started to like want clout from it and like they wouldn't really be sliding in. They'd be sending me stupid shit because they know I'd post it. Or they'd be like, why haven't you posted my DM? I think guys that want clout is... Oh, really? Because those are the only guys you go for. I can't. I can't.

I love This podcast is just us Overanalyzing each other No I've just turned it into a full then session I think this is like my therapy Yeah it is it's pretty healthy I love how I've become your zoom therapist

All right. I need to order that spicy rigatoni I've been thinking about for the entire fucking pod. Yeah, guys, we are working on new merch. We're so excited. We're doing a photo shoot this weekend. Yes. Early this week for summer. It's the one I'm excited about the most. Me too. I think this is my favorite merch drop. Paige, you have anything fun on Amazon coming up?

Yes. I feel like you do. I have my hour on Amazon that will be this Wednesday. And then I have Prime Day the following week. Amazing. So this Wednesday we're just doing a – I wanted – okay, so I wanted to do, which I'm going to do, but I wanted to do a bunch of wedding guest dresses. Yes.

But I couldn't get them in time for when I ordered them. So I can't do it this week, but I'm going to do it the following week. So this week we're just going to do like summer stuff and like dupes that I found. So you would try on every dress during the live? No, I don't try it on because. But you'd show it. What am I going to do? Take my tits out? What are you? This isn't my own. That's on my OnlyFans. It's OnlyFans. You try on stuff, but they see the in-between. Yeah.

Oh my god That would be my only fan So the guy She's like So this is so cute So I got this dress And then like And that's the only fan So girls would watch it And guys would watch it Yeah I would make You'd be so rich Cause girls would just be like Cool Yeah But guys Yeah Wow And girls would appreciate it And guys would appreciate it as well What would it be called Back pages Back page Back pages

Oh my god. Which is like where you get hookers.

Oh, that's where you get hookers? Yeah, it's called Beck. That's where you've gotten hookers? It's a known thing. Back pages. Oh my God. Also, yeah, go to hannahburner.com. I just booked, I booked Philly. It's not up yet, but it's going to be early July, which I'm so excited about. I have Richmond coming up, Indianapolis, West Nyack. Don't know where that is, but sounds fun. Texas, New Jersey, Buffalo, Nashville, Maryland. Wait, when are you going to Nashville?

Do you want to come? Yeah Oh my god Okay Nashville I've wanted to go to Nashville For so long I just feel like I'd really love it Well it's in October Early October And I'm coming Thank you Thank you But we should stay For a couple days And I feel like Caitlin Bristow is there Didn't you We Caitlin Bristow No I know Does she live there? I thought she lived in L.A.

I feel like she lives in Nashville. Whatever. I don't care who lives there and who we find, but I want to go. I feel like I would just love it. I've never been. It would be so weird. But we also need to go to Atlanta and visit Sierra. No, we absolutely need to go to Atlanta. We forgot we were on a pod for a second. Yeah, we did. We were just on a phone call. Okay, we got to go. Thanks for giggling with us. We'll talk to you later. Bye. Bye. Bye.