Episode Two Hundred - Eighty - Nine
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As we sat down here to record Mystery Crate today, Izzy said one of the most obnoxious things I've ever heard anyone say to me. I have a tendency to do that around here. He was like, man, I did the show today and I'm looking around at everybody and I'm too skinny. That's not what I said. What a jerk. Seriously. What a jerk. Wow. The last few times I've done the show, I've been looking up at the camera and I've said, man, I've got to put on some weight. I took that as you looked around at all of us and you were like...

Different sentence. You look to the right at me in that chair and you're like, oh man, I'm skinny. No. Subnoxious, dude. I'm kidding. I don't even like skinny. I think skinny can be ugly. You are skinny. You've gone vegan. Is that why you've gotten skinny? Are you working out as much as you used to? Yeah. I think it's just in theory. I mean, I just probably not as much protein as I used to because it's a little harder to find. And I don't know if this could be true or not, but it feels like it's just like a bunch of animal diet.

nonsense waste just left my body. And like, cause I still work out the same amount. I still eat in terms of the amounts, roughly the same. Maybe stop cutting as many, maybe work out less. I know that doesn't make sense for most people. But you're doing mostly weight training, right? Mostly. I'm not doing a bunch of cardio. Yeah. But yeah, weight training isn't really like a high calorie thing.

like you're not burning a lot of calories so i think it's probably just your are you like now i do get antsy a little bit and if i haven't done cardio in a while like i'll go three or four miles and then during football season flag football season i'm running around like crazy so i get my cardio in so i probably have to do extra just to eat more you think you could go vegan for a week dad for a week yeah yeah that's about it though yeah if i was your personal chef you could do it for at least a month

Guaranteed. Well, I've never developed a taste for the plant-based fake meat. What if you try it, though? I think you're doing that thing that Dan accused you of earlier in the week on the show where you're criticizing. I'm not going to criticize it because I haven't really tried any of that stuff. I think I've had a vegan burger. That's all I've ever done. That's what I'm saying. That's what Greg was talking about is the fake meat, right? I don't eat that anymore. The first time I went vegan, I had way too many of those because it was too easy.

And I would just have it for dinner and be like, okay, we're just eating plant-based burgers. But now I have my niece meal prep for us every week, and I pay her. And then, yeah, so we've got good food for the week, and none of that fake meat stuff. It's actual food.

I've never had a vegan burger, so I'm not going to say, ah, that tastes like shit. I don't know. I just, I have a metal block against it. You think it would taste like shit. Like if I want a burger, I'm going to have a burger. You know, I don't want to have a fake burger that's trying to fool me into it being a burger. When they had the Impossible Whopper at Burger King, I had a good amount of them, and they taste kind of the same.

Did they always come with cheese and mayo? No. That's how they mask it. Because after a while, it just all tastes like a combination of mayo and lettuce. Greg, I'm going to make you a hot dog that is made entirely out of a carrot.

and you're gonna love it out of a carrot a carrot isn't that just a carrot yeah but it's a carrot dog so it's flavor of a hot carrot dog yeah okay what do you what do you put on that thing to make it hot dog flavored well you just kind of shape it into as much as you can the shape of a hot dog and then you basically it's a boiler broil but uh in this liquid and this liquid is a combination of like soy sauce ketchup liquid smoke a bunch of other stuff i'm listening and then just let it sit in there until it gets like fork tender and let it sit there for another 20 minutes

I happen to make a vegan slaw with it and you put it all together. But you don't even need the slaw. Like you did it with ketchup and mustard. Tastes like a regular hot dog. I'm not going to lie. I'm kind of in on this. I would sample that.

I like carrot. Well, you don't even have to wait for me to make it for you if you want. The next, if they still have them, this vendor here, the first time I ever tried these was at a Miami Heat game. I asked around for a vegan vendor. There was one. He had vegan quesadillas or he had a vegan hot dog. And I picked the vegan hot dog. And I asked him three times. I was like, are you sure this is vegan? He's like, dude, it's a carrot. And I was like, what? And yeah, he showed me what he did. And I was like, I'm going to have to mimic that.

I think the key for me would be that you cook the carrot just enough where it has the mouthfeel, the consistency of a hot dog. That's correct. That's for most people. And then you get the flavor and then boot.

In Atlanta, we got something called Slutty Vegan. And I promise you, you eat some of those burgers, you would think you're eating the real deal, daddy. And also some chicken patties I got at the house. I got these from your local grocers. The Morningstar Spicy Vegan Patties. Those are good? I promise to God. Wow. Try them out. I'm always afraid of the vegan chicken. And I think it's just because they put a little apostrophe in it. And it's like C-H-I-C-K apostrophe N. And I'm just like, I don't know. That apostrophe is like doing a lot of work.

Are you full vegan? No. I was going to say, I think you'd throw down. People should try it. I mean, if you've ever been to a Planta Queen, I think they have a few of those across the country. I think there's two of them here. There's one here, yeah. It's just really good. The idea that you

It's a struggle to make good plant-based foods. It's expensive, though, right? There's so much. No. It's not really expensive. Everything's expensive at this point. You buy two steaks. What is that? Like $4.50 if you have a nice place? You know how much I paid for frozen peas last night? I went to Publix yesterday on the way home. I'm like, I'm going to make a little dinner. There's your first mistake. Frozen peas. A little bag. It's not like $3.50. I'm sorry. Damn. $3.50. Two for $7? I almost didn't get them.

Peas are super underrated. I like frozen peas. I'll throw peas in anything. I was making pasta last night with a little sausage. Threw a little peas in there. I love peas. Anthony has a core memory that makes him hate peas. Because one time, and I don't know if this is a Spanish thing. Juju, if you could help me out, it might be in your background. But does your family force you to eat whatever's on your plate? Absolutely. So that happened to him one time. And it was at his aunt's house. And it was pizza.

peas and he just did not like peas and she's like you're not getting up until you eat all those peas not only she forced him to eat it he threw up all over the table I was with that way with eggs for a long time because my grandma was like you're going to eat those eggs and you're going to eat this banana and I was like grandma I'm dying and she's like

So eggs I hated for a long time. But not back now. My granddaddy done woke me up plenty of night at the dinner table. Go to bed, bro. Just go to bed. And throw out the peas. Yeah, fall asleep. I'd rather fall asleep than have to eat something I don't like. But vomiting on the table, I feel like if you're a parent, you learn your lesson there. Like, never do that again. It's sort of inhumane, isn't it, to force someone to eat something? Until they vomit, yes.

Your grandma used to make you eggs a lot, huh? Mine too. My grandma, God rest her soul, your mom, Nana, lover, did not make good eggs. Very runny. Very watery. Very runny eggs. While you guys are both here, I know why we say who won, but Juju doesn't know why we say it. So can you guys rehash that inside joke? Yeah, every time, it would usually be my brother was down visiting, so Christopher, my brother, and I would play golf.

My brother and I stink. Christopher's really good. So there's no doubt who won. But every time we walked in all sweaty from golf, my mother would be there on the couch also visiting, and she would say, who won? And it's like, Nana, Christopher did it again. It was just like, oh, Christopher did Nana. But she would say it just like that. Who won? And would she be surprised every time? Yeah.

Oh, that's nice. I think Dickie's going to win this game. You have a great old lady voice. You do. The best was going to the grocery store with my Nana and my Uncle Dick and them being, they would get separated and my Nana would just... Dickie! Dickie! Dickie!

Did you ever get lost at the grocery store, Chris? I didn't because I'm a big cart rider. I'm riding that. I'm getting on the front. I'm riding like a garbage truck. You hop on, hop off. I'm not getting in. I'm not sitting in the kid chair. My daughter does it now. She takes after me in this. She loves to just ride on the front of the train. My parents lost me at Uno's once. What? They tell everyone this story. I was like three years.

And they were at Uno's and the waiter sat them at their table. That's Deep Dish? Uno's? Yeah. Chicago. It wasn't in Chicago, though. Apparently it was somewhere in Orlando. There's one in Orlando. Yeah, I think it was in Orlando. We were on a Disney trip or something. I don't know how you knew that. This is actually a great segment, potentially, for it could be this show, it could be the main show. Old show bits that you don't get.

That you just need a reminder of. I have one. And I don't really know if it's a show bit, but I don't know what COB stands for. When Stu Gott says COB, I'm like, was that some sort of acronym that we don't know about? Like cash on delivery? And did he just screw that up? Should we all tell him? We all know this, right? Close of COB.

Business. That's what it was. I don't know that acronym either. I actually didn't know that one either. I know it as EOD. End of day. End of day, end of EOD. I thought everyone knew. I thought that was a stew thing that he just messed up. COB is when Willow nibbles you. She's cobbing you. This is sort of in a similar vein. A story that I have told on the show before. You said your parents losing you at a pizzeria. My parents lost me in New York City.

New York City. You guys watch what we do in the shadows? No. You are the most devious bastard in New York City. I thought you were talking about the El Paso salsa. New York City. New York City.

Yeah, so I was being babysat by my father and everybody else in the family left and we lived on the 26th floor of an apartment in the east side of Manhattan and my dad fell asleep and somehow I left. I was I think one. I think she said I was like 11 or 12 months old. Wow. Walked

Somehow got down all those, you know, probably just hopped in an elevator, looked around and said, hey guys, and just jumped in the, and a friend of the family found me like a block and a half down the street in like a long t-shirt. He said I looked like a girl because I guess I had like fluffy hair. And so he pulled up my shirt to see if I was a boy or not, realized I was a boy and then said, oh, I know this kid. And then took him back to my grandparents' house.

And my mom had basically gotten home about three minutes before I got turned in, if you will, and she was about to kill my dad. I have a lot of questions about this good Samaritan. Right? How good of a Samaritan is this? Really? If I was a girl, you're saying there might have been a different ending? I'm just going to maybe ask. I would just kind of just, either way, I'm going to save you. I don't remember every detail. I was a toddler. Obviously, I don't remember any of this. They told me this story a bunch of times, how he figured out I was a boy, I don't know.

I'm like, are you Israel Gutierrez? Yeah.

Who are you? Who won? Speaking of Unos, though, a little segue. I got a question. The world's most famous question ever. Do you stack a draw two over top the other draw two that someone else put in? Oh, wait, Uno? Can I put two draw twos out? That's how I want to play. My wife and my kid, I don't play that way. I think it's funner when you stack them up. The official rules, and Uno did this on Twitter a couple years back, is they said, no, you can't stack them.

don't tell me my house rules. House rules are house rules. It's the same way with pool. You can play pool like the traditional, really strict way at every bar you go to, but nah, you're going to play the way friends play. Once I purchase the Uno cards, the rules are mine to create. I can do whatever I want. Make it your own game. Exactly. And it's funner if you stack like, oh, draw four, draw four. The next guy's drawing 12 cards. That's great. That's fantastic. Don't. You can stack a draw four on top of draw twos. No, no, no. That's different. No, no, no. Totally different. This is a tweet right here.

Who are you going to tell me? Uno needs to know who it is to be Uno. Uno now has, not surprisingly, this Uno brand, they're like, alright, how do we grow and make more money? So there's different versions of Uno now. There's like two-sided. It's overcomplicated, I'm telling you. I might be a violator. I think I might be a violator. Overrule? Yeah, the draw four rule because in college I used to be like draw four, draw four, no no draw two, draw two, draw two, draw four, Uno out. Yeah. Just like all your

So I think I have violated if you get dealt that good a hand I mean you deserve to win I mean they have this one uno game that if you pick a card at the wrong time a bunch of cards shoot at your face Oh That just seems random like how did I lose just because the machine told me I was gonna lose there are far better feelings in the world than having like three cards left and they're all wilds Like my daughter sitting over there and I'm like, there's nothing you can do And then she hits me with like a draw for and I'm like damn it Got your ass

She beats you a lot, doesn't she? When's the last time you played Uno? You guys are speaking a foreign language. You don't even know Uno? I know the name of the game. I knew it was a card game. I couldn't tell you the rules. When you guys are talking about draw two, draw four, stacking, I have no idea. It's a very simple game of colors. That's all you have to know. See what kind of childhood I had? Yeah.

Never played Uno with me. So it's not numbers, it's colors. No, there are numbers, and you can match numbers, or you can match colors. And you go around trying to get rid of your cards, and then when you get to the last card, you yell Uno, or you have to draw. Here's a question. I have a rule. Thank you. Here's a question. How many cards, if you yell Uno for me, how many cards do I pick up? I think it's also like a... Two? Really, that's it? I think it's two. Yeah, I think that's what we do is two. What is the rule...

On when you are able to say uno and when somebody can catch you. Because most of the times, people say it with the card in their hand as they're putting it down. It's like I didn't put the card down yet. I thought the rule is you got to put it down before you can say it. I am so slick with my six-year-old with this. I'm like, uno. Juju is correct. You draw two cards when you do not get uno. But I'm going to need Juju's ruling on this then, too. What is the rule on saying uno? Read us the rules for calling uno, but go ahead. You got to get creative. You got to...

deke out the players kind of like... Or you act subtle. I'm always like...

oh man, I guess I have to reach for a card here. Oh no, I'm just kidding. You can't separate. You've got to keep them together until the last second. It's not like poker. You don't have to show your cards. You can make it seem like you've had one card the whole time. That's another move. Some people hold their cards under the table. I'm like, no, no, no. Cards have to be above the table. Have you ever met this person? You play with this person where they're like, alright, the color's blue and seven right now, so the top

card here is blue and seven, but I'm throwing down like four cards at once. People get slick with like you stack them up against each other. So it's like, look, I'm throwing out this blue seven, but they really just put down three cards. That's like next level cheating. It's a little much. There's some 69 guys out there too where they'll put a nine on top of a six because it's upside down. You have to pay attention. Watch what that line is. 69 guys. Where's that line? Where is that line? It says, if you don't yell uno and you're a cop before the next player begins their turn,

You must draw two cards. Once a player has no cards left, the round is over. The controversy is when I'm putting the card down, before I release the card, someone tries to catch me on Uno. No, you have to have it released because you don't have Uno left until you put it down. Right. Graceland, is that Santa? Uno!

At the same time, you cannot call it, you can't pre-Uno. You don't even know. I do that exactly. Is there a false Uno penalty if you yell Uno for somebody else thinking they only had one card and forgot, but they had two? I think that's a penalty. I think you pick up two cards for that. I think you should, too. I self-imposed that penalty on myself when I was in Orlando last month with my family when I called Uno and my nephew and he had two cards and I picked up two cards because...

I'm a good player. Nice. Self-imposed penalty. A little pre, you know. A fair player. Fair player. Probably not a good player. Man of integrity. A man that reminded the teacher that homework was due. Welcome to Mystery Club. Welcome to Mystery Club. Hey! Hey!

I've been wanting to do like a, not a Tony show style thing, but like a metal arc after dark game night thing. Yeah. Cause me and Danny GQ figured out how we can hang a camera from right up over you guys are sitting. Oh, I got the camera game will be pointed down and we can play and the, and the board will have like its own camera. Oh, that's great. So like if you would do risk or something like that, you can see the game board at all times. I like catchphrase.

We play catchphrase. It's that. There's so many versions of this type of game where it's like they get a list of things you can't say kind of thing. Well, it's no, it's basically hot potato or musical chairs, but in a game. Right. So it tells you what you have to give the other person to say. And there's no rules. You just can't say that. I mean, the rules are you can't say it rhymes with you can't say it starts with silly things like that, but you can do whatever you want. And then the timer is going off as you're talking. And so it goes faster. Tick,

And then when it gets to the end, everybody's nervous and they can't really say. And then if it goes off in your hand, the other team gets a point. And if you steal it, like if they give enough clues where the other team can now steal your answer, you get two points. And that game is fun. By the end, people start throwing the thing at each other after they get the clue. It's chaos. Love a good game night. What was the game where you were trying to give somebody a clue on a word you were thinking of? Clue.

No, but Taboo. You couldn't say anything aloud. It's Taboo. You were drawing. Pictionary. Oh, Pictionary. Pictionary is a great game for something that we're trying to do here. Because then you show people drawing and it would be good. We played Taboo, the first Tony show, and it was like you have to give hints. There was no drawing, but there was certain words you can't say. It came out shortly after Tic-Tac-Toe. Not surprising. My dad is a good drawer, so it's not surprising that Pictionary would be...

Like he's the kind of like right now you should do this and you can show the camera after just draw like a face. He, my dad is way too sneaky. Good artist. Well, the key to the key to Pictionary though, is that you need to be able to draw something just like that. Like what animal is that? What an animal, a bird.

It's a spider? Oh, spider, I guess. The key to talking like Michael Caine. I drew it too quick. I just said you're a good artist. It's a cat. Never. Draw someone's face. I just said you're a good artist. You've never talked him up for such disappointment before. What a sad cat. I just said my dad's a good artist. I drew it in two seconds. Flex a little here. Draw something impressive. I don't know what to draw.

All right, we'll talk while you're doing it. We're not going to watch you. I don't know. I just want to watch. Better than me. Like I do not have our like drawing is not a skill of mine. It's not my thing. So I'm really looking into this Uno rules here and I don't really see a mention of calling a false Uno.

And apparently there's customizable cards where you can draw your own rules. I've never played with any of those. I have. Yeah. It's not good. Wait, you're saying that other people can't call Uno? No, no, no. Like if you put down the card or someone calls Uno on you and you don't have it, there's no... You actually have two cards. Yeah, there's like no penalty. For them. Richard Nixon. There. Wow. I'm sorry to the audience for saying that my dad was a good drawer. For doing all this.

Show the camera. You know what? He went from the cat that you could not discern what it was to a pretty decent Richard Nixon. Which camera are you on? The one right in front of you. Yeah, there you go. He's got it. He's got it. On the preview, there you go. It's not good. He can do way better than that. It's not terrible.

It took me 10, 15 seconds. I just remember you like doodling at a restaurant and all of a sudden you're holding up a napkin and I'm like, wow, that's pretty good. If you were to ask me what U.S. president this was, I would say that is either Richard Nixon or George W. Bush. Either way, it looks like a president. Okay, thank you.

Who died and made me? Pablo Picasso. I love how you say it looks like a president, so it's just a regular human being at any moment. It looks like a presidential human. Yeah, exactly. There you go. You want to turn Nixon into a balloon? There. How's that? Looks like J.D. Vance.

What other game should I consider for my game night idea? Hmm. I'm thinking like tabletop games. I saw a post online on Instagram the other day that a family was renovating their house and they pulled up the carpet and underneath the carpet there was a full-sized Monopoly board. Oh.

Oh, wow. Like a human-sized Monopoly board. Yeah, I'll look it up right now. Human-sized? Yeah, so the humans are the pieces. Right, that wasn't a good situation, probably. It probably was like a hostel before they moved in. I'm going to see if I can get the picture. Wow, so how big are the dice? I don't know how they did it.

They need to make a speed Monopoly game. My only problem with Monopoly is it's just too long. It goes on forever. Forever. There needs to be like a one hour Monopoly game. A Monopoly deal. I think Jessica Smetana, she does Monopoly deal. It's like a card game version of Monopoly. Really? It's like Uno. You don't know Uno, but I think it's like a... Oh, I would play that. You know what? Yeah. I

I was at a housewarming party the other day and I was about to mention the fact that... Did you bring a gift? Well, that's what annoyed me. I was about to mention the fact that they offered Settlers of Catan. Yeah, get your thimble ass over here. Mike, we can hear you. Oh, shit. Me and Juju were talking about how they probably use Monopoly World to play like crazy sex games. Get your thimble ass over here. Martinet.

Well, you guys could probably bear that. Oh, wow, that is huge. Yeah, underneath the living room carpet. Wow. So I was going to mention that I was annoyed that they offered Settlers of Catan as a game night game, but that's what really bugged me, Chris, is if you have a housewarming party, now you can register for a housewarming party? Oh, that's crazy. So now when you get married, people give you gifts. When you have baby, people give you gifts. When you have a housewarming, you can register for that? That seems like a bit much.

Yeah. That's like friend inflation. You shouldn't have to pay that much just to be friends with someone. Yeah, you're getting a toaster and you're loving it. That's it. You're not getting anything. You're not getting anything. I'm coming over. Your house will be warmer because I'm in it. You're getting a bottle of wine. Yeah, you're getting a mid-priced bottle of wine or a hanging plant. Correct. That's all you're getting from me. Or the live, laugh, love sign. Yeah. There you go. What we actually did is pretty much to that thought is...

we bought him a bottle of extra Añejo tequila drank about three quarters of that thing before we left before you left it's a gift for everyone we're all here together alcohol is the play for sure it is and also like for I feel like that's always a safe gift for like an older man

Like my dad, after a while, you can't get him anything. He buys everything himself. And then I could take him to games and stuff. But after a while, it's like, what are you drinking lately? Here you go. Because it's just easier to do it. One time I Ubered it straight to my cousin's house. I totally forgot. I'm like, oh, you're drinking whiskey? Jameson. 30 minutes later, it was there. Did you guys see that there was a list from Awful Announcing of the top 10 Around the Horn panelists of all time? And you made it.

Did not. Whoa, insulting. I made the OLI. I made the honorable mention. Oh, I saw you. I know the thing you, I saw you on there, so I mistook you for top 10. I made the honorable mention with Pablo Torre. Some people, at least now, it proves that if you're on the honorable mention, some people just associate you're in there. It didn't really bother me.

that they misspelled my name. It's kind of like the SNL cast thing. Like who, it's one of those things where you don't expect to be in the top 10, but when you start seeing people who are, that's when you get mad. Name names. Who did you see up there? It wasn't so much that I wasn't in the top 10 that bothered me. It wasn't so much that they didn't spell my name correctly. They put it in the bold one. In print, it was correct. Like in the actual text of it, but in the bold listings of who made the honorable mention, I didn't make it. What bothered me is in that explanation,

of why I wasn't all honorable mention. It called me and this was the best, I guess compliment I got.

- A volume shooter. - Oh, God. - So first of all, if I'm on Around the Horn a lot, it's because they ask me to be on Around the Horn a lot, but secondarily, volume shooter? Like, I'm somebody that just gives take after take after take after take. Say like, oh, he pours his heart out every once in a while, he shows, but volume shooter? It's like they didn't even, like they've never seen an episode that I've been on. That one didn't make a difference. - Did we invent that term for Carmelo Anthony?

I thought it was Allen Iverson. It could be. Jorge Sedano? Well, I mean, what's wrong with George? They must have just been talking about your Halloween costumes. That's the other thing. You're a volume Halloween costume shooter because you are impeccable. Conor McGregor, Drake. I fell off toward the end and that's probably because I had to do that stuff at home because I had the studio at home and I didn't have any help.

But that's their most famous episode. Their most popular episode. And they call me the king of Halloween. And I'm an honorable mention with two Ts. This didn't bother you, clearly. No, you weren't bothered. I started looking at the list. I have not gone to the top five yet. Woody Page has to be number one, right? I don't remember wrong, wrong.

I don't remember seeing maybe Blackstone of Woody Page I don't remember I'm just talking about like the old Jackie McMullin I don't remember seeing an episode where I don't see Woody Page I think Woody was number two if I recall the list correctly

Man. All right, let me scroll here. J.A. Adande's got to be up there. Yeah, J.A. J.A., not only... I wonder what J.A. stands for. I was going to say, I've been sitting on this joke forever. If I ever said, like, a goodbye, J.A., you're not only a great friend, but a great starting hand in poker. I'm not really going to get that. It's not a bad joke, but if you don't play poker, you don't think about it. It's a good joke, though. Actually, let's make some news here. Why don't you comment on Around the Horn ending?

Oh, is it? I saw a story that said it might come to an end August 25th. Yeah, that's what I meant. Like they've announced that it might. Is that not confirmed? Oh, that's just reports. Okay, sorry. Never mind. You know how those reports are. They're usually pretty true. But no, I had no idea about that. I have no idea about the future of the show or anything. In fact, I haven't been on the show since June. Oh, okay then. Nice. That's why I disrespected you on that list. I just haven't seen you. Probably. Recency bias. Recency bias.

You got something to say, Chris? We'll be back.

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But it's like, I'm not ashamed to tell you. I'm ashamed to tell Mike Ryan and Amin and them. But I very much regret asking to be a part of the shit chat. Why? First of all, I mean... I feel like people have mailed it in with that. Not Amin Elhassan. Amin and Zach Harper and Brad Williams are really into it. Everybody else I feel like has...

- Yeah, no, see, Amin, we probably should have known this, right? Like he's so descriptive when he talks about his dreams. - Annoyingly descriptive, I'd say. - He is as descriptive when he's talking about pooping. - I just go emoji. - Like smell, texture, and everything, and I'm just like, ugh, and I never get more scared.

Then when I see on the previews, shit chat, image attached. Oh, yeah. What is that picture? What is that picture? I don't want to see it. Luckily for you, we've never had anyone throw in a piece of shit. Because I had a roommate in college who had a very...

long turd was super impressed by it no just one super impressed by it took a picture of it put it on a t-shirt and wore the t-shirt to go out to college so that had me scarred a shit shirt wow I got a homeboy who randomly every now and then he'll take a massive dump and just send me the picture I feel like we all have that friend I've been sent a few shits in my life and it's like honestly I've stopped there was one time where Brad randomly Brad Williams randomly texted me he was like

please participate in the shit chat. I was like, was this like a conversation? Were you guys talking about me behind my back? Like, hey, maybe he's got some incontinence or something. But yeah, so now every once in a while, I'll throw the emoji on there. But then, I don't know, I just feel like it's gross.

Like, you don't need to know if I'm pooping. And if you're doing it at the same time, is that cool? I do often. Like, sometimes I'll wait 10 minutes. If I'm actually pooping and a text comes in, like, from Mike that he's pooping, I'm like, I don't want to just put back right now. Like, then he'll think I'm pooping only because he's pooping. So I'll wait, like, 10 minutes later and be like, now I'm pooping, even though I'm really done. Even though I'm really done pooping. So you're worried that he's thinking that you're only pooping because he decided to poop? I don't want Mike thinking that I'm just pooping because of him. Oh. Right. And I also don't know how to ask out.

I don't know how to ask out. You could just leave. No, you should wait till the next notification come up and then just take that as I'm leaving. And so that person would always feel bad. My shit was one too much. The next time you're repulsed. Is this conversation proof that there really are too many group chats? Yes. Is there any chance that there's proof of that? There's way too many on Mike's phone. Let me ask you this in all seriousness. Go ahead, ask. Because proudly I am not in the shit chat.

What is a typical comment about one's own defecation? The way it started was poop emojis. When you poop, it's just like a logging system to make sure we're all regular as a group. So it's like poop emoji, when am I pooping? Now I can look back at the week and say, oh, okay, I tend to poop in the

They like to tell you where, like what city they're in. Amin is always like, pre-radio, ate Indian food last night, and it's all, like, he gives, like, way too many details. Oh, wow. Whereas most people are just poop emoji. I'm pooping. It's part culinary chat. It's part travel chat. It's part group chat. You complaining about group chats is hilarious, because the one group chat I'm in with you is our bowling group chat. And it's literally...

My father-in-law, my good friend Anthony, and my brother. Those are the people outside of me and my dad in it. Right. And my dad is just so confused by this. He has my brother's number, so now there's two other numbers. My friend Anthony and my father-in-law. He's just like...

why doesn't it say their name? What's with the, and I'm like, dad, you can save their name. I don't know either of their phone numbers by heart. Right, but it's one of those things where that's your control. Like if you went in, you can set, okay, this number is this person. I don't want to work that hard. They're texting me. But it's just so funny the way he, he's just like, how do I know which one's Al and which one's Anthony? All I see is phone numbers and I'm like, oh, this is such a funny conversation. How about put Al or Anthony instead of a phone number? But you can do that.

Let them do it for me. They need to sign their text. That's what Greg needs to sign. That's the first initial. We're in one more together, the Fantasy Football League. He's in that one as well. In that one, people had the courtesy to sign it at first. Hey, I'm Jew. Thank you. That group chat? Oh my God. He's just like, you tell me when I need to be. I'm not even reading that group chat.

Well, I mean, group chats. That's good to Alex. Hello to Alex. Yeah, Alex. I had my first spinoff of a group chat where I think Ethan over here started a puck boys chat off of our hockey chat. And I'm like, I can't keep up with this much. It's basically the hockey chat for people who don't want to use invisible ink when they talk about other stuff. Yeah, that's basically what it came like. It's not even really a hockey chat. It's more like social guys chat.

Yeah. I'm not in it. I'm offended. We don't use invisible ink. It's a we're tired of Mike's room chat. I hate, dude. The worst thing about being in a group chat with Mike Ryan is the invisible ink. It's just his friends do. I'm not blaming him. He's not even often the biggest culprit of this.

I hate the pictures where I don't want to scan a picture. If you're putting a picture in here, just have it be a regular picture. And if it's invisible, I better be Sam Wilder. I better be blown away by whatever that picture is. It's like, oh, this guy re-signed with Calgary. Oh, I don't like that. That's not invisible ink worthy. Well, because the invisible ink in that chat is supposed to be for non-hockey items, I think. I never told me these rules, I'm assuming. The non-hockey items are a chug. You're not supposed to go in that chat with any non-hockey items. What's the Puck Boys chat?

Why am I not? I'm offended. Why is there a section of the hockey chat that I'm not a part of? Ethan created this chat. This Ethan is very eager. Yeah, one of these days when he was like, probably had a little too much to drink up right side. But what's the reason? Like, what is this? Like, the puck boys talk what? Because there were guys in there who were like, he wanted to chat, but we didn't want to have to invisible link everything, like he said. So we just like started talking. And then he's like, who should be in here? I'm like, bro, I don't know. It's your thing. So he invited like some people. Look at him trying to distance himself. This is Fuentes and Ethan coming up with a group. First of all, don't put me in it.

Ethan came up with that. This eager Ethan. Ethan and Mo Cheddar. Quote. New chat for the hockey homies that want to talk to each other but don't necessarily want to talk hockey all the time. Signed, Ethan. Ethan, thank you. Thank you for absolving me. Who's in that chat? And why wasn't I added? Real quick, Fuentes.

I don't have your number saved. So I only know there's two people in this chat that I don't know. Read off the names that you know. I'm livid right now. Absolutely. Right now, he and Perry, I think, would be the answers. Fuentes, am I okay? Am I going to get in trouble? Am I going to get kicked out of the chat? No. I'm okay? We're here. Josh Appel. Yes. Mauricio. Ross. Ross.

I am livid. Ethan. Fuentes. Those are the ones that I have. I am livid. You're in. I am livid. Hey, Ethan. Talk to Ethan whenever he gets back from Connecticut or whatever he's doing. Why are you livid? I'm not. He just talked about how he wanted less group chats. I'd be thrilled to be left out of somebody's group chat. Are you kidding me? My Ecuadorian friend in there. Who? Mike's Ecuadorian friend. Oh, yeah. That's Joel, I think. Joel. Yeah. He's in the main hockey chat. As much as I hate this many group chats...

If there's not a response to my attempt to be funny, F you guys. Give me a courtesy ha-ha. I'm with you. If you write something in a group chat and then nothing is written for six hours, it is a bad feeling. Does that also apply to the shit chat where you make a very solid description about what you've just done in the can and

And it just sits there. It just dies. Nobody responds. Nobody says, I wish I was you. That sounds like a glorious experience. There's some back and forth, but it's usually Zach and Amin. Okay. Like right here. Here's today at 1041 AM. Amin. First dump back on the mainland. Oh, yeah. He was in Hawaii for a wedding. See, that's historic. So I can see that. Ain't Hawaii considered the mainland now? I don't know.

I think he meant 50 continuous, right? Or 48 continuous. And then he sent an Instagram video and said, watch this video. It's just like something oozing out of a cup that looks like shit. Yeah, that's worth it. Did anybody respond? No. It's 1.20 now. That's a good three hours. Just no response. Sitting at a main. How do you feel? Yeah, that's soul crushing. Nothing worse than sending out a joke and crickets and then some other topic comes up. Oh, no.

Oh, God. Somebody just puts a tweet in there of someone signing somewhere. It's like, but what about what I just... Yeah, I'm going to start apologizing when I have to throw a bad joke. Sorry, guys. This Ethan. You've got to reply to your own bad joke. You're like, you guys, did you see it? Did you see it? Because I'm ticked off. I thought it was funny. I'm texting Ethan right now. Do you want me to give you some samples? No, no, no. I don't want to, but I just want to give you some samples. There's been a lot of Olympics talk in there. A lot of Olympics. Yeah, a lot of Olympics.

I think there was some soccer talk. Sometimes I'd be with my girl, and then the guys group chat I'm in, it's a count the dings group chat. And so I'm sitting there, and these brothers are single, so they be sitting there in some wild shit. And I open the phone, and there's some ass. I'm like, ah, baby, they crazy as hell like they baby. You see this? They are crazy. There's been some questionable activity in the hockey chat.

There's been some questionable activity in the hockey chat, and I feel like Mike polices that just for me. Just for me. He's just like, hey, not everybody. It's like, whatever. It's hilarious. I don't really care. Thank God you're not in the golf chat. Thank God you're not in the golf chat, because that thing is...

It's a Republican chat, if I've ever been in one. Izzy dropped a banger of a joke the other day that had me fucking laughing out loud. I'm not going to... Oh, in the Puck Boys one? In the Puck Boys one. Oh, this is great. Maybe you'll hear it one day. Inside jokes. Wow. It was hilarious, Izzy. Thank you. Just so you know. It was great. Man. I thought we were out of time. No, we're not. But yes, I'm always shocked how many group chants Mike Ryan's in. Because I...

If one of those group chats is going off, it's like, yo, quick notifications off. So I can't imagine four or five of them. In my car, when I have my Bluetooth hooked up, the chat pops up on my dash thing. And my wife, now she kind of gets it.

she's just like, what shit chat? And there's like a shit emoji. She's like, what, what is this? And then like, like puck Dale talent. Like, what are these things that you're in? Like I'm in a baseball, like bunt, ask by Garcia or something. Like it's, it's bleep. I'll say his name. I've, I see old Garcia or something. Yeah. Like close enough. That's who we don't like in that chat. But yeah, it's just, I'm in different chats and my wife sees them pop up and she's just like, what are you? What is this? Yeah. Yeah. Like, like I,

Well, it helped me in one thing because I didn't have Izzy's number saved either. And all of a sudden, everybody's wishing him happy birthday. I'm like, oh, okay. Now I have this number that I might need for work one day or if I want to bitch about having a boat invite or something like that. Now I know the number I can text. Guys, check the Puck Boys chat.

I shamed Ethan and it took me like 10 seconds to get put in here. Get in here, Chris Cody. I just wrote to him, secret hockey chat, dot, dot, dot, hurtful. You should have said dead to me. We're getting the boat reupholstered, so if we have one little Dan Levitard show day, come on down. All right.

About seven. As long as Ethan's not there. I will be more than honored. I'm going to do a little shout out right now for a random listener. We're going to do two shout outs for two random listeners right now that you're just sitting around and we appreciate you so much for listening. I want to shout out Derek Gilman right now. Wherever you are, Derek Gilman.

I hope you're having a day you deserve. D-Gill. Also, Michael Graham. Oh my God. Big Michael Graham. I hope you're having a day you deserve as well. Salute to you for donating to Camp Fiesta. We appreciate you. Salute to Jeremy Taché. I have one too, actually. Eddie Fuentes, who I met at Brightside, he gave me a great video of me crying like a baby when the Panthers won the Stanley Cup. Yeah. Is he your brother? No, no. It's a guy I met there and he said, I was there with Cynthia and the guy came into the hideout and he was like, oh,

"Oh man, I love the show, I love Mystery Crate. "I'm a Fuentes too." I'm like, "Oh, okay, that's cool." And then he had this video and I'm like, "Oh, send it to me." I'm like, "Oh, thank you." And then I just, I've been trying to shout him out, I just keep forgetting. - A good shout out. - He just reminded me. So thank you, Eddie, for the video. - I got one quick question for Greg Cody because Jumping Charlie, I just learned this week, is a peer, is an excited peer. Do you know ways to calm that down? Because I don't want to visit you if your dog's gonna pee on my foot.

I haven't figured it out yet. I really haven't. It's time for...

You... Sorry. Was that part of the sniffle part of the... I don't know why. What was that? Did you not know we were starting as you were counting down? I didn't know it was myself. Your countdown snuck up on you. Correct, it did. You... Oh, Roy. Hey, Roy. Roy! You betcha! It's presented by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. It's a gambling company. It's... Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you. You're going to learn more about it throughout the show. So informative. Anyway, we're stuck on no-run first innings, particularly because this show gets recorded in advance and I can look these games up in advance. So we're going to do no-run first innings. We're going to parlay at Mets at Angels this weekend, Tampa Bay at Houston, and San Francisco at Cincinnati. Yes, you're just going to bet under on the first inning. So basically you're betting on all these teams to score zero runs in their half of the first inning. You're waiting for a lot of excitement in those first innings. You betcha! You betcha!

I want to talk about another thing, and that is obviously when you're watching the Olympics, you're into a lot of sports you normally don't watch. This past weekend, I discovered air rifles and air pistols, and the outfits are so cool. We talked about it a little bit on the main show, what you guys did about the eyewear. What was her name? Makes you emotional. Do you have it with you? It's okay. Yeah, her name is Yeji Kim, I think. Jerk Chicken. Yeah, Yeji Kim. So that was the air pistol, the South Korean air pistol. That's it, correct? You can put that up. And we're talking about the eyewear.

I had a really good joke about Indiana Jones villain. It looks like something out of Spy Kids. Did you just say I had a really good joke? I did. Tony laughed for like three days straight. We have a great collab on the Dr. Jones bit. Yeah, you foiled my plan for the last time, Dr. Jones. And then boom, she shoots. But the rifle contestants, they had like these full blown futuristic outfits. And I don't know really what to make of them.

Seems like a lot for a shooting competition. Seems like these are kids who played video games who grew up to be actual accurate shooters here. Yeah, I think they're going to have an eSport Olympics pretty soon. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's happening too.

Thanks for being engaged on this, guys. We didn't see the outfits, though, did we? Well, you know, I have like the C team back there. I mean, I thought you might have more on it. Oh, the C team. Well, I said it looks great and you guys all stared at me. So you didn't even have like any kind of, yeah, one of them's my brother and the other one's Jason who probably has a mouthful of rice right now. Oh,

Jason's part of our A team. So is your brother. But Jason is doing so much all day that you've got to get him in slots. Including eating the largest lunches I've ever seen. Jason can put it down. Also the creator of the pizza roll-up that we never got to see. The pizza blunt. We've got to get a picture of that one day. Share it with the audience. Speaking of the future, I saw the ISS pass over Miami this week. It was pretty neat. Have you guys ever seen that happen? Is it just like a big ship?

No. So it looks like a little bit bigger than the brightest star, and it moves kind of like an airplane, except it stays in the same spot in the sky, and it just kind of moves over you. It's very cool. I saw one of my meteorologists follows that I've been... Have you guys been keeping up with this tropical disturbance that's not far? Oh, it's coming. No. Yeah.

It may not be coming. It's still too early. It usually doesn't come. Talk to me when it's a cane. I follow a number of nice South Florida meteorologists. One of them, his name is John Morales. Oh, yeah. I love that guy. He's great. And he tweeted out a little like, hey, the ISS is...

It's going to be over Miami tonight at 9.39. And sure enough, I went out there. Boom. Right there. Right in the sky. It was great. Is that why I saw on social media you and Lehman were out and about last night? We were out and about. Was it to go see that? Yeah. Were you going to a restaurant or something? We went out to eat also. Nice. Made a night of it. You know, I'm not a big fan of going out to dinner when I have to get up early at like 6 a.m. the next morning. And this morning I remembered why. It's terrible. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

It's not... I just feel terrible the next morning. You feel terrible. I only had like two glasses of wine. See, that's the difference for me. I can go out to dinner, but I won't drink. Yeah, that's right. Even like eating a lot of restaurant food. I just woke up this morning. It was...

This is an unnatural time for my body to be awake. At the same time, I don't want to dilute my whole week down to two nights of having fun. Yeah, that's also terrible. But I'll tough it out. I'll have a bad morning. Do you have to give yourself pep talks in the morning to get up as early as we do? No, I just lay down in the bathtub. Well, that's old me. New me just lays in bed and

What is your pep talk? What do you say to yourself? I just think of what day it is. Like, Monday's hard, because it's like, shit, it's just Monday. Once you get to Tuesday and Wednesday, you're like, all right, we're almost there. Tuesday's easy, because Tuesday, if I'm on the schedule, I know your dad's here, and then there's, like, built-in content. Like, I know I'm like, all right, today will be a good day, because Greg's here. I don't know if you guys do this, but whenever I'm on the show and I get here at 8 a.m.,

which means for me, since I live in Lauderdale, it's an hour drive. Same. I'm way earlier than normal. I'm out like a light for three hours. Afterwards, you're saying? When you get home? Oh, 100%. I might actually miss the gym sometimes when I do this show. I have to take out my contacts when I get home because the lights bother my eyes so much that I have a front headache every day at 1.30. It's coming right now. I feel it. So as soon as I get home, I take the contacts out, get under a blanket, two-hour nap, like

Monday is a big post-show nap day for me. That's really the only day I'd say a nap post-show. Did you guys have Charlie Kravitz on Mystery Crate when he was here? Yeah. We tried to kidnap him. It didn't work. You tried to kidnap him and keep him? Yeah. I think he'd be fun to keep. Do you remember anything you talked about on Mystery Crate? Hmm.

It doesn't matter if you don't. TV shows, I think. We did the drag. I did the TV show rankings. Yeah, TV show rankings that I found on Twitter. I love Charlie. I worked with Charlie as a producer when he was on HQ and Debatable. Bonafides. Yeah, and now I love that you can actually see his face now. You went from only hearing his voice to then seeing his fingers on Debatable to now seeing his full face. Nice fingers. Okay.

Okay. Hembo. Nice face. Yeah, like Hembo. Nice guy. Kind of like that. But every time I see Charlie, I have a little bit of a scare in my body because it happened to me that thing where you accidentally send a text to the wrong person.

And the text that I sent him took some explaining. So he's the one you meant to text or you sent him a text on accident? I meant to text my buddy Chris. Thank you. Instead, not you. Chris C. Also, but also not you. C what? C... C Chris. C-O?

Oh, damn it. I'm further down. I want to explain what time of year this was for me. This was post-divorce, when I'm sort of making up for lost time when it comes to partying, having some fun, whatever. I was the buttoned up, just did nothing as a kid, didn't drink until I was in college. Did you text them you up? No, I did not do that. That would have been easier to explain.

It would have been easier to explain. I text him. I text him. I'll take half an ounce. Oh, my man. There you go. And 10 tabs. Oh, yes. My guy likes to party. At the time, I was...

I've done some hallucinogenics, some LSD, by the way, for those who ever want to do it or talk like, look, anything you do, just do it for science. Do it super responsibly. I did a little bit, little bit, little bit. All right. You don't do a whole lot. Otherwise, maybe you can turn into Stu Gatz. But I sent that.

to Charlie Kravitz and holy crap. Oh my God. Did my stomach just go nuts? It could be way worse. For like five minutes. It could be way worse. I mean, but I'm... Charlie Kravitz is like on the list of people that I could just easily be like, my bad. Text the wrong person. Which is why my answer... Yeah, but it's still like a work person. When you said tabs, you meant Tylenol.

10 tablets a ton. See, that wouldn't have worked, right? Because I asked for half an ounce. What else am I asking for a half an ounce of, right? Tequila. I just said, no. Tequila and Tylenol are still maybe not the best combination. Look, if I'm going to send a drug order to one of my producers, I better just make it one drug. And I said, first of all, Charlie, obviously, that wasn't for you. You could just be ordering the smallest steak ever.

Like a half-ounce steak? Tin. Get it? The tabs is what loves me. I was trying to find the joke of what could be half-ounce. Here's where I just crossed my fingers and I said, man, I hope this dude smokes, right? Because I was like, tabs? I meant potatoes. Dabs?

Dabs being a typo? If that was your makeup, he did not believe you. He responded. I said, first of all, it wasn't for you. Second, sorry about the typo. Just to clear things up, I meant dabs. You made it worse. Doing too much. You made it worse. And he responded super nice. He was like, oh, that makes much more sense. And then said other things about being green friendly or whatever.

And to this day, I have been wanting to tell him and ask him if he just assumed I was the Bill Walton just doing LSD all the time. Can we text him and ask him about it? Yes, let's do that. I'm going to text him right now. For sure. Should I call him? He told all his friends about this. He's like, you guys won't believe what Izzy Gutierrez just texted me. This is what I'm wondering. How many people he told. I know he didn't tell Dan. He definitely told Dominique. Should I call him or text him? Oh, call him on speaker for sure. Chris Cody loves a call on air.

He loves a call. Hey, Kyle. I don't know if he'll answer. I've never called him before. Chris Cody's so excited because now he's not the one doing it. I'm going to say, hey, Kyle. Hey, Kyle. This is great. I've got him being like, hello? Hey, what's up? Hey, Kyle. You're on Mystery Crate. Kyle, I think you called the wrong person. Oh, are you not the person who Izzy accidentally texted a drug order to? Oh, no, that is me. I was actually...

That's hilarious. I was just thinking about that the other day. Can you recap the story for us, Charlie, from your angle? Yeah, I had just started producing Highly Questionable. And I knew Izzy very tangentially because he had just started hosting the show. I don't even know how I had his number saved. Yeah, I mean, you probably didn't. That's probably the reason why.

And you sent me like, hey, man, can I pick up a bunch of then tree, tree, tree emojis and then cap, cap, cap emojis at like six today? And I was like, wrong number, but tight.

Did you say cap emojis? I think they were. No, I didn't use any emojis. You said an emoji drug order? You loser. I might have used the tree for the weed order, but I don't know if you remember this part, Charlie, if you can hear me okay. I said I ordered the weed portion and then I said a number of tabs.

Tabs? Tabs, okay. Right, so that's when I text you back and I said, clearly that wasn't meant for you. And I tried to fix my mistakes because, yes, I was ordering tabs of LSD. Instead, I tried to convince you that it was dabs. Oh, no, I knew. That's what I was trying to figure out. I was like, can I get away with a typo here? Can I, full disclosure? Yes.

I remembered it was tabs, but I didn't know if I could say that. That's the only reason I'm calling you is to make sure. By the way, I'm a very responsible partier, just so you know. I believe it. Sounds like it'd be a great time. Thanks, Kyle. Appreciate you picking up. Bye. Those 10 tabs are for him and Anthony over a few times. I honestly don't even think we used them all. Doing LSD is a lot of work.

You've got to prepare. It's just too much. And I haven't done it since like 2018. I like that he still tried to protect you there. That's what I love about Charlie. He just came up with a totally different text, even though we called him on the air. Another guy that you can hear smiling when he talks. Yes. Like Pablo Correa. Oh, yeah. You can hear the smile. Hey, what's up, guys? He's like, yeah, I do remember that. Crazy. Check out The Greg Cody Show. Yeah.

With Greg Cody. If you ever can't find Stugatz, we're probably hanging out. I saw that there's a Deadheads for Kamala Zoom call on Thursday. So if Stugatz was not at work yesterday. I think Joe Burrow will be on that. You know why? He'll probably smoke some weed and forget about it.

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