Hour 2: I'll Tell the Spies EVERYTHING
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we've already started we started the last segment with everyone eating apples and uh eating into the microphone paul george i gotta tell you wasn't doing anything for me i've been making fun of that guy his entire career and i really hate this recent trend of the heat acquiring players i do not like and having to talk myself into them it started with jimmy butler that one worked out i apologize

but then Kyle Lowry, and then Terry Rozier. Paul George is in that class, and I really don't want to have to work my way up for it, but Kevin Durant, Dan, this has always been the way. Phoenix stole him. He thought he was coming here, and he went over there, and it was an absolute mess, top to bottom, and now it looks like they might blow it up, and with Stephen A saying that the Suns want to get rid of him and not the other way around, I'm thinking the Heat might

be in on this if that's true. Yeah, but he went to Brooklyn and that turned out to be a disaster. He went to Phoenix. They should have been good. They weren't good. You're going to trust Kevin Durant to run your team? I see what's happening here. You're going to have to reconcile with a player that you haven't liked his entire career and he shows up here and if he does any winning...

It's going to be confusing for you. No, but you also did this the moment that he got some Knicks excitement about his player being acquired. The Knicks are in the game now. The Knicks are being discussed in a way that made everyone real uncomfortable, the way that ESPN celebrated that team for merely making the second round of the playoffs. The idea that that team, Stugatz, is a player away, to me, suggests that the player needs to be better than Brunson.

The Miami Heat have been a player away. They need that player to be better than Jimmy Butler. I think Kevin Durant has done some damage to how it is that he is regarded in the last couple of years because he has not been able to lift the team and stay healthy post-Warriors to a championship. He's been very close. I would still want him on my team, but he's gotten

body parts breaking down and last year the league got taken away from him and people his age it got taken away by wings that do to him what tatum did to him last year when they saw when they lined up against each other and you saw the age difference on when tatum's do gots when tatum

Pritchard comes out. I don't know if you saw this, but when Pritchard comes out and hits the buzzer beater at the end of quarters that he's brought out to get, Jason Tatum went to jump up and do that chest bump celebration with a fellow athlete, and he just hit Pritchard in the face with his dick.

because he jumped so high and Pritchard can't get up as high. And so he just didn't do a chest bump of any sort. But now, because the NBA is in full swing here, we're going to get all sorts of transaction talk over the next couple of days because the draft itself stinks, Stugatz. The players that you can get in this draft

they're not as valuable as all the conversation that's going to start happening around the possible transactions. Jeremy's out by a board there in the other room within a series of permutations here that get kicked off by the Knicks now saying, we're in the game, we're a player away. Jeremy, what do you have over there? Dan, there has been a ton of player movement already, and it's going to be a huge night. NBA draft, like you said, not a ton of top

tier talent available, but there's a ton of top tier talent available to the NBA. And we saw one player in Mikael Bridges moved yesterday. The Knicks acquired the power of friendship with all four of their Villanova players in return for

Boyan Bogdanovich goes to the Nets, but it's the four unprotected first round picks, the one protected first round pick via Milwaukee and the second round pick that go to the Brooklyn Nets. That in turn makes them sellers. So what happens with guys like Cam Johnson, Dorian Finney-Smith, Dennis Schroeder, Ben Simmons being brought up on draft night? They also have a couple of their own picks that have now gone back. But

But the reason they ended up with a couple of those picks, another trade on top of the Knicks trade. It was with the Houston Rockets. And it's being reported that the Rockets have interest in players on the

the Phoenix Suns. They acquired the 2027 first round pick of Phoenix. They acquired the ability to swap for the Suns 2025 first round pick and to swap for their 2029 first round pick. Now, what does that mean? Could they trade for, say, a Kevin Durant? Well, according to Woj, Kevin Durant may

staying put maybe Houston's not that interested but they'd be interested in Devin Booker now that's a guy who could be traded to the Rockets if the Suns were willing to blow it up and there are several several other players potentially on the move how about

How about Paul George here? No more with the 76ers. Apparently interest has waned. So what's going to happen with him and his player option? Are the Warriors going to be aggressive and move for Paul George? You also have players like DeJounte Murray, Trey Young, potentially Brandon Ingram, all available tonight. How about De'Aaron Fox, who has two years left?

and has yet to sign an extension with Sacramento. A fellow friend of Bam Adebayo, speaking of those friends, Donovan Mitchell. Now, they have a new coach in Kenny Atkinson, who has now gone to Cleveland, but no extension signed just yet. So, Donovan Mitchell in the heat, is that a potential for tonight or beyond? Or, as Stephen A. Smith mentions Kevin Durant, this morning, the night of the NBA draft,

and Phoenix wanting to move him. All of a sudden, New York's out of the sweepstakes. The Nets are out of the sweepstakes as they tank. And who could want to acquire a potentially older scorer to go along with their older alpha and get a sort of quiet killer in Kevin Durant? Well, maybe, just maybe. Dan, this is Miami Heat.

You're breathy. Are you out of breath? Billy, can you go out there and translate for me, please? I need a heat translator on that inefficient mess. Inefficient? He did a bang-up job. I've got to be honest. He's pretty good at that. He's really good at that. It is a mess that he's made on the board. I was hoping all of those points and arrows. This doesn't make sense to you? I was hoping that would be a drawing of something. It is. It's a really interesting team to monitor here, Jeremy. Thank you for opening the door.

The Rockets were a lot better than anyone expected them to be last year. I don't think we had Van Vliet and Dylan Brooks creating that much of a difference with that team. Billy, what are the translations here? You are over at the heat board and you are writing on the board.

What is that word you just wrote? I can't read it from here. All right, so that word on the board here next to heat says nothing. So the way that this is going to work for the heat is Kevin Durant is going to be headed to the heat for nothing. Devin Booker is going to be headed to the heat for nothing. And then we have Donovan Mitchell, I agree, headed to the heat for nothing. Who else is on this board? Hartenstein, you want him? He's going to be headed over to the heat. And they're going to trade nothing.

Nothing for him. And then that's going to be how tonight plays out for the Miami Heat. They're going to get all these players in exchange for nothing. Excellent night for Pat Riley and the Miami Heat. They keep all their players. They get all the players that everyone else wants. And we give up four picks for Bridges. That's right. And you give up all your first round picks for a no time all star.

And the Miami Heat get everyone else. But, Lucy, how annoying did you find Mike Ryan as soon as the news filtered through the room that Kevin Durant might be available? It's the most heat interest I've seen from him in about a couple of years. Y'all literally think every single player under the sun wants to move to Miami. They don't. All right. It's not as fun here as it looks. It is under the sun, however.

And he did want to be here. We know it to be true. We know he doesn't like those sons anymore. Maybe he likes this one. Or the Connecticut son. Don Levitard. All these high-paid analysts. I don't want to mention names. TNT. ESPN. You know, oh, yeah, they are dead. They're not going to make it, you know. Even if they win in the...

If they lose it in Miami. I need to calm you down. That's right. If they lose it in Miami, they don't got a chance in Boston. Oh, they are going to have their ass, you know what, in Boston, you know. Stugatz. They were wrong. Are they going to lose their job? No. Are they going to get a cutting plate? No. What are they going to do? Keep predicting what is the obvious. They are going to say, oh, the Nuggets are going to win. Oh, Denver, the altitude. And you know what? The Heat are

going to win it all. This is the Don Levatar show with the Stugatz. It is time for Stugatz to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy Stu. On a Wednesday, huh? A Wednesday weekend observations. Weekend observations brought to you by Miller Lite. Great taste. Just 96 calories available for delivery.

Dan, last year they came up short in the postseason. But I've always said, you can't keep a great coach down. And behind some of the best players the sport has to offer, they got back to work. Overcoming obstacle after obstacle with the hopes of getting back there to right the ship.

And Monday night, they got their moment. Against all odds, they persevered, giving their passionate fan base a night they will never forget. Because for the first time in their history, they were crowned champions. And Dan, make no mistake about it, just like that,

Tennessee baseball is back. That. The balls. That was an upset. Did you watch any of that Tennessee-Florida State game, the end of that game? Florida State must be so mad at the umpire. I didn't watch. It was an amazing ending. Hold on a second. You were watching that game? Yes. During the Panthers game? No, I wasn't watching. That wasn't the championship game. It was over the weekend. Weekend observations on a Wednesday. Yep, midweek.

Game three. Best two words in sports. I like the College World Series. So do I. So do I, dude. Leon Dreisaitl. 40-plus goals in the regular season. Zero in the Stanley Cup final.

You know what the D in Dry Cidal stands for, Dan? Disappeared. Donut. Oh, okay. Dry Cidal gonna save you. No, he's not. Hey. Dan, you know what the M in Connor McDavid stands for? I do not. Not Mr. Game 7. Maybe Mr. Game 4, perhaps Mr. Game 5, but not and never Mr. Game 7. How about that?

So what does the M stand for if not Mr. Game 7? I don't know. Okay. Wow, you don't know either. Okay, just not Mr. Game 4. Okay, Mr. Game 4. Yeah. God rested on the seventh day. Maybe McJesus thought he should rest on the seventh game. I liked it. Dan, let me ask you a question. You think Mark Messier would break Canada's heart the way McDavid did? Do you? I do not. Hmm.

You know what the M in Marc Messier stands for? Messiah. Mr. Game 7. Oh, does it? Okay. You know what the other M in Marc Messier stands for? I do not. More Mr. Game 7. More Mr. Game 7, of course. Messiah. I'm sorry. I thought it was merely Messiah. Mr. Game 7. Just me, or does anyone else feel like the sky play the fever every other night?

There are only 12 teams in the league, so they play each other a lot. Tom Haberstroh is doing deep dives into Jordan's defensive stats from 1988. Hey, Tom, get a hobby. The H in Haberstroh stands for hobby. Get one. Hobby list. Love you, by the way, but hobby.

I mean, who does that? Why are we deep diving into Jordan's defensive stats from 1988? What are we doing? He likes to uncover things. Uncover a hobby. I mean, seriously. All right. I feel like his hobby is uncovering. It doesn't sound like you love it. I do love him, but it is a waste of his time.

It's his career. I don't care what he unearths, Dan. Nothing is going to change my opinion that Michael Jordan is the greatest player and athlete of all time. I don't care. You didn't find the reporting interesting on faked defensive stats? I didn't read it. Okay. But Tommy, since you're diving, see if you can find his two MVP awards that somehow went to Barkley and Malone while you're down there.

Thank you. Just because the voters were bored. I hate that. That is what happens. It just didn't want to keep giving it to the same guy. Jokic is going to suffer from some of this. You think? Yeah, they're not going to just keep giving it to him.

They're going to find reasons to give it to somebody else. You have to give it to him, though. He's the most valuable player in the league. And so is Jordan. And Malone and Barkley stole him. So if we're going to deep dive, go find those things. I gotcha. All right. Get a hobby. I feel like giving him the award, though, like if they get mad at him, they'd give it to him because of how much he would hate it. They can do that, too. Christian Pulisic. No? Pulisic? Captain America. That's easier. Yeah, that's better. Captain America. That goal.

Take a bow. The C in Christian stands for Captain America. The P in whatever his last name is still stands for penis. Because the goal went off his penis. Yes, thank you, Mike. It's Pulisic. And the keeper should have done better. Alexi Lalas criticizes the American team like he did something when he played. Hey, Alexi, you didn't.

He did. He didn't. He got upset over Columbia. What'd he do? On the heels of that, they had some success. Did he win anything? He did beat Columbia, no. How many World Cups does he have, though? Thank you. I'm asking. I actually don't know. Zero. It's zero. Yeah, the U.S. Men's National Team has won zero World Cups. Did they win a Copa something? You were just asking. Did they win a Copa something? Shohei Otani batted 41 last week with six home runs.

$700 million. Bargain. It is crazy how good that human being is at baseball. It doesn't make any sense. Next year he pitches again. He hit a ball the other day 476 feet. Mike, I'm sorry about Wallace.

You're right. I'm not a fan. Go for it. You seemed upset about it. I mean, he has one of the more iconic moments in U.S. men's national history. Just so you know, just so that you understand what it is to hit a baseball 476 feet. It's a football field and a half. He hit a baseball football field and a half. Thank you for explaining that. You know how far I drive a golf ball?

Not as far as you say you do, because everyone around here says you're not. Everyone here says you're not any good at golf. 200 yards, guys. Come on. And all you've been telling us. In the air? No, no, no. I love a little squib. Just let it roll. Yeah. I love it. Listen, I love a golf course where they don't have a lot of rough between the tee box and the fairways. And then it just rolls and rolls and rolls and rolls 275 yards later. Boom. Sorry, Mike. U.S. soccer didn't make a ballsy move today.

Emma Hayes, with her first real big-time decision, decided no Alex Morgan on the Olympic roster. Wow, that's a travesty. It's the right call, but it's a gutsy call. Real gutsy. Terrible call.

That is so good. That is so on brand for Stu Gatz to elevate immediately to the delivery of news that he knows nothing about to calling it immediately a travesty so that no one can have a stronger take on that front with less information than him. Just goes straight to travesty. Word choice is everything. The travesty meter just gets straight. I'm surprised he didn't go to tragedy.

To the gentleman at Hartsfield International Airport who entered the bathroom stall and yelled out, heels up, as a warning before he started taking care of business. Thank you. I got out of there. Yeah. He yelled heels up. It was a warning. Funny. Nobody gets hurt jogging around the bases more than Giancarlo Stanton.

Amen. He really is made of balsa wood or rattan, wicker. Yeah, wicker. Sergei Bobrovsky.

Get yourself a travel agent and book a one-way ticket to the Hockey Hall of Fame. Sergi. I don't care. Sergi. Sergi Serg. Sergilicious. Get a travel agent, book a one-way ticket to the Hockey Hall of Fame. Hobby. Sergi the Duchess. Phillies. He came closer to his name than Ryan Clark did. We called him Dave. Dave Bobrovsky. Phillies. With the old 1-3-5 triple play. Baseball. When cops swarm the green on 18...

Do you think any part of Scotty Scheffler thought, oh no, not again? You see that? I wish he had handled, I wish Scheffler had handled all of that less golfing. Just make it slightly more interesting than you did. Tip of the cap to Willie Mays, the say hey kid. We didn't do enough with that. I'm not certain what we're supposed to do, but we didn't do enough with it. Greg Cody was...

Really good on it. Okay, we did. Greg Cody wept talking about it. You were spearing. I was. He cried on air. It was an emotional day, though. Yep. Jalen Brown lost a ring at the Celtics Championship Parade. I don't know who found it, but I can promise you one person who didn't. Chris Paul. The C in Chris Paul stands for couldn't find a ring if it fell in his lap. What are you going to do if he ends up with the Knicks? He won't. You never know. He won't.

You have them ending up with the Knicks? You never know. The Knicks aren't that dumb. A trade, a buyout. They used to be dumb. No longer dumb. They make smart moves now. So Kyle Lowry. Smart move. Has a title. Is Chris Paul? No. Dan, don't look now. But the Mets are 10-2 since Grimace threw out the first pitch. Mr. Met, hot seat.

what do you mean hot seat i mean you're gonna replace mr met as the mascot because mr matt's not working eight out of ten ten out of twelve what do you mean ten out of twelve ten and two you're gonna replace mr matt yeah if we keep winning hot seat keep an eye on it oilers fans at the arena celebrating with their phones for a con smith trophy you should be ashamed of yourself

It's embarrassing. You lost the Stanley Cup. You're celebrating a guy who didn't deserve to win the Conn Smythe trophy. That's what you're celebrating with your phones out? You stuck around for that? What a joke. You seem to agree. You're shaking your head yes. I do not agree that he shouldn't have won the trophy. I do not agree with that. The only way that game was going to end was with the puck pinned up against the boards. The barn was rocking Monday.

Just a hen? Yeah. Number two, Michael Cooper. Coop. Number one, Michael Jordan.

Thought you were going to go say hey kid because we didn't do enough with him. Goat. Here come the cards. Steve Kwan is batting 385. Have no idea who he is, but he's good. You know who he is? Kwan-y. My Twitter account got hacked. Apparently deadhead420 was an easy to guess password. Andrew Brant.

He sent me a link. I got all excited. I thought he was sending me some football information. I didn't look. It was Andrew Brandt? Yeah. Oh, my God. I mean, I thought I was privy to some really great information. I couldn't open that attachment quick enough.

What did it say before the link? That's the way to get him. Please. The way to get him. Copyright infringement. Andrew Brand. That's the way to get him. Just send him a link that might get him some football information. It's the only way to get him. It's amazing. I was wondering what it was. I responded, what is this? He didn't respond back. I sent it to Adnan, who's very good friends with him, Team Federer, and he said, I get them all the time, just delete it.

I said football information. I am not deleting that. I opened it. Sorry to everyone, including Reese Davis, who sent me a text. Oh, man. I was cleaning up that mess the entire weekend. I don't know. Whoever was fishing did their research. Andrew Brandt. Damn it.

Rory McIlroy. Oh, no. McIlroy? Yes. Skip the Travelers Championship after choking away the U.S. Open. Imagine a quarterback throwing a bad interception late and then saying, I think I'll take off next week. Grow up. Who does that?

He missed those putts. Not the Travelers Championship. Not the great people of Northern Connecticut. He missed the putt. That's right. He has an obligation to show up to that tournament and play for the people who purchased tickets to that tournament. That is a terrible job by Rory. It is. He missed them. He joked. That's right. That's correct. I mean, imagine seriously throwing a pick six against the Chiefs and you say, hey, you know what? Late in the game.

And then you say to your teammates after the game, Dan, hey, you know what? Next week, take it off against Carolina. Thank you. He doesn't play a team sport, though. I don't care. I mean, Dan, people purchased tickets a long time ago to see the best player in the world, and he's not showing up because he choked. They didn't choke. Anyway, I'm so mad about this. Is he the best player in the world? He's one of the best players in the world, yes.

Roy should get a ring. One of isn't the same as the best player in the world. He is certainly, listen, any tournament he shows up to, he is one of the guys that if you're going to purchase tickets for the tournament, that's one of the guys you're going to see. Especially with that field. It's a good field, but I think he's the best player in that field. I don't think Scottie's playing. Maybe he was getting his affairs in order. Roy should get a ring. Made me happy to see him happy as hell.

Speaking of hell, our bros. Dan, those are the weekend observations. Don Levitard. Your history with him suggests three years of heaters. Those are the heaters. Three years of heaters, but this Stugatz, my partner enlivened by a sports team. We're having sex, baby. And Joe Maurer, yes, like this is the best version of him. What? Stugatz. No, you are. Yes.

Feels good. This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stugats. Stugats is pouring in from all over the internet. Dan saying this championship was earned is so pathetic he can't even enjoy the celebration without taking a shot at the Celtics. It's sad, really. People thought Vegas fans were annoying last year. Well, you guys topped them.

My favorite thing is nobody on this show but Roy caring about the Panthers until like three years ago, and now they're all acting like they've waited their whole lives for this moment. Peak Miami right there. Why does Mike Ryan keep saying this Panthers team is or should be considered an all-time great team? Does he not remember the Red Wings teams from the late 90s? Or the Avalanche teams that came after them? Do you not remember them, Mike? Do you not remember them? I did one segment where I said...

one of the best teams in the 21st century. Those were great teams. How about the Lange, though? The Red Wings teams, yeah. The Lange were good. Joe Sackick, yeah. The Red Wings were also exceptional. Yeah, they're really good teams. Love sports, man. Let's do Against the Spread. I think his tone was what you read it as. Yeah. I do, yes. People are funny. Yeah.

Why does Mike keep saying this Panthers team is or should be considered an all-time great? Does he not remember the Red Wings teams in the late 90s? Well, funny voice person, those teams should also be considered as all-time teams.

I'm not taking anything away from anybody. You were taking it away from somebody. Once you give it to somebody else, you're taking it away from somebody. It's just a little piece. You took a little bit away from Stevie Iserman. You took a little bit and you gave it over here. You gave it over here to Barkoff, and Iserman wanted that. I saw a lot of smart people calling this the best NHL season of all time.

If one team ends up winning the championship during the best NHL season of all time, maybe they should be considered among the best of all time. Could agree more. But Dan is right. Eisenberg wants that piece back. I'm not taking anything away from Eisenberg. You are taking it from him. He wants it. He should probably find a goalie. That's what he should do in Detroit because they got a good young team. Find a goalie.

Who's starting us off on Against the Spread? Did someone say spread? Dan, Against the Spread is sponsored by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. We're going to start out with Mike.

We're going to the Mexican Baseball League. Really? I'm gambling again. Really? The Mexican Baseball League. Yeah, yeah. We're fading Fernando Flores Jr. and that near eight ERA. This is a classic story of good pitcher versus bad pitcher. And we're taking Tabasco against the spread. That's a great name for a pitcher. Does he throw heat? Does he throw heat? Tell me he throws heat. No, the team name is Tabasco. Oh, okay. Everyone throws heat. Great name for a team. Yeah.

Jeremy? So we're going over to Euro 2024, and my great-great-great-grandparents lived in the area that is now Turkey. So we're taking Turkey plus 170 against Czech Republic. Oh!

the spread. So the Ottoman Empire is why you're making that version. Odd against the spread. I also like turkey sandwiches. Do we not have anything going on in this country worth betting on? I'm not allowed to gamble on it. Well, since you said so, I'm

going to head over to the WNBA. Wow. And I'm going to do something kind of bold. I'm feeling a little crazy. I think I'm going to take the Fever plus eight at the Storm. Now, the Storm have been one of the best teams all season. I know the Fever are coming off a loss, but it was a five-game win streak before. They're starting to figure things out. I don't think the Fever win, but I think they cover. Against the Spreads. Love you, Kaylin. Love you. Dan, a little something I like to call the Subway Series.

The Mets, the Yankees, Citi Field. Mets won game one. Yanks have lost two straight. They have lost three consecutive series, by the way. They're starting to panic in New York. The Mets are 10-2. They have lost two straight, and they are starting to panic. Well, three straight series. And Grimace. Mets are 10-2. I am taking the Mets plus one and a half, minus 155.

The New York Mets against the spread. Minus 155 to get the run? To get plus one and a half, yeah. So the Yankees can win by one. You still win. Okay, but... That's not what you play. All right. Against the spread. If you don't like it that way, I'll take a plus 105, okay? No, but that's money. That's different. And that was against the spread. Thank you, Jeff. Against the spread.

The poll that we had up, did the Monopoly man ever have a monocle? 77% of the people say he did have a monocle, even though this is an example of the Mandela effect. Jeremy, do you have any other good examples of the Mandela effect for us? Hello, Clarice. Not a line ever said in the Silence of the Lambs. Nope. Good morning. Hello, individually. No hello, Clarice. I don't buy it. There's also...

Some people believe that they've seen the Mona Lisa frowning. That is not the case. The Mona Lisa does not frown. The biggest one is the Berenstain Bears. Everyone remembers them as the Berenstein Bears, a Jewish bear family. But in fact, they are actually the Berenstain Bears and have always been. People thought that there was a switch at one point in time, but nope, they have always been the Berenstain Bears.

Thank you. Lucy, are you excited at all about the NBA draft? The draft is upon us. The sports calendar does not stop. It moves very quickly, and I suspect the transactions are going to engulf everybody the next couple of days. No, I'm more worried about the other drafts.

into the military. I thought you were talking about the sphere in Vegas. NHL draft at the sphere. So there's a bill that has been passed in the House that's probably going to go through the Senate soon. I don't know. I didn't really pay attention to the schoolhouse rock. So basically...

The rule has been that men are automatically eligible for the draft and entered at wartime. Well, guess who they're adding to that? Women. And I am not cool with this, so I wanted to come on this show and campaign why I would be a really bad choice for the Army. Because I'm still in the age range. I still have about a year left before they wouldn't draft me. I cannot be in the Army because, one, I'm just not cut out for it. I'm anti-war. Two, can't keep a secret. I'll tell the spies everything if I get cut out.

captured, even the threat of anything, I will tell them. I don't even care. They don't even have to ask. I'll just tell them. I get tummy issues when I'm anxious. I know if I'm in the battlefield, I will be so, so anxious. My hair looks terrible pulled back in a tight bun. It will not work for anyone. This is just not a good fit. If you work for the government, don't put

Don't put my name on there. I am not good. I cannot fight for this country. Not because you don't believe in it or pieces of its principles, just because you're not made for war.

Well, I don't like board, but I didn't agree to any other stuff you just said there. Yeah. I just really don't want to wear my hair back. And camo does not look good on me either. That's not my color wheel. If it were blue, I'd consider it. All right. So the U.S. government should not. Drafts the Navy? Should not. Never mind. Take it back. So don't draft Jessica. Do not draft her.

Summer's the best time to run the way you want. Dial it up with new challenges and programs and bring your workouts with you to make the most of outside sunny days. Stugatz, guess what? What? You know what you can do with Peloton? What? Get the app, go outside, ride a bike. Well, I thought you ride Peloton inside. Well, you do, you can ride Peloton inside if it's a rainy day or if it's cloudy or you just don't want to get outside, maybe it's too hot.

It's summertime. Go outside. I record a lot from my office with you, and you've noticed it's sitting there, yet it hasn't been used. Well, now's the time. Summer's the best time to start that push, Stugatz. Right. Can we do it together? Not on the same bike, but we could join a class together. I used to do that. We used to have Guillermo Tan. I'd invite people. We'd all take a class together, same time. So I think you're starting to get concerned about my health and my age, Billy. I sense that with you. We're beyond starting. Okay. Okay.

Whatever road lies ahead, your training starts here with Peloton Tread and Tread Plus. It's not just a bike, a treadmill too. I'm going to go outside. I'm going to get in shape. I'm going to do it with Billy Gill. I want to be in your class. I want you to be my instructor. You know what? I won't be your instructor. You don't want to spend more time with me. No, I can schedule a class and we can ride together. I won't be the instructor of the class. We can have Camila could be our instructor. I like the Grateful Dead class. My daughter, she uses the Peloton. Mm-hmm.

She was on it once and an instructor who was playing Grateful Dead tunes. Let's do that. Okay. Why don't we go for a run outside? Guided run. Peloton. Me and you. That's something we can do together. Okay. Turn on the app. Me and you go outside. Enjoy the summer. Call yourself a runner with Peloton at onepeloton.com slash running. All right.

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