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Listen here, mother****. What are we doing? Listen here. He's doing a thing, Billy. I'm not doing a thing. There's not a thing being done right now. I'm not supposed to say that word. Closeout game is what we got right now. We're in a closeout situation. I need everybody focused. I feel like we had three good shows. Three wins. Three dubs. Three dubs. Time to get the sweep. Some things, some decisions have been made today in order to facilitate the sweep. First of all, I want to welcome...

Game one, Jess back. Hell of a job. Game one, Jess is returned for the closeout situation. Thank you, Jess. Billy back in the EP seat. Don't blow it, Billy. All right? Don't blow it. Billy's already mad. What? Huh? I am? Because you said the F word. Yeah. Well, no, we are, Dominique and I, if you must know or not, on the same page because he was walking around doing this before saying, today we're going for the sweep. And I said...

Game two. I don't know about that one. I said we can go for a series win. I'm not sure we're going for a sweep here. Just a quick refresher. What happened in game two?

Don't worry about game two. Don't worry about game two. All right, all right, fine. We're up 2-1 in a five-game series. How about that? Yeah, no, that's fine. I mean, worst case, you get a split. I'm not hoping for a split. Okay, okay, forget the sweep. Was game two the C-rings? No, no, no. That was game three. That was a blowout. That was a decisive game for me. That was like, you remember what the Celtics did to the Mavs? Yeah, that's what that was. Game two was you guys were counting your dinner longer than your dinner took.

Oh, yeah. Game two was high-level sports business conversation. Okay, I'll take that as an L. I'll take it as an L. Some of us have a game five tomorrow, by the way. Oh, we're not worried about that. We burned the boats. We burned the boats already. We're 3-0. I don't take sports business high-level discussion as an L. But seriously, though, Tony, in for the first time this week. Don't blow it, man.

Don't blow it. What do you think I'm here for? To blow it? Nah. You brought me in to close out. That's what I'm here for. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got the closer, the closer pretty boy tone. Also... I'm the only one clapping for this part of the business. I'm clapping too. I'm clapping. I'm clapping with my heart. Also, there was a decision made

By the higher-ups in order to put us in the best position to win this pivotal, or not pivotal, this important closeout game, there's a decision made, Pablo. Yeah. About the starting lineup. Look, we established a starting rotation, I believe in Game 3. Yeah, I think so. Game 3 starting rotation. And we established that David Sampson was not an ace.

And so David Sampson is not. He hates you so much. He's just not on the side of the glass today.

I'm afraid to make eye contact with him. So I'm not. All right. I know how to fix it. I know how to fix it. All right. Close out game. So listen, a couple of things we want to get to today. At some point, Pablo will talk about how Pablo was attacked by the nerds on the Internet, which was awesome. Also would like to. Different nerds, though. Yeah. A different. It was nerd versus nerd. I have things I need to say. It was a little nerd community attack. We got to talk about the sex segment backlash because there was some of that.

We also have a very special segment at some point today. And I'm calling Samson Appreciation Segment. We had a whole segment. Even though David Samson does not believe certain things need to have special days or months, we have a special segment just for you, David Samson. What do you think about that? Oh, boy. He's giving us the Sonic treatment. We put him behind the glass. We said this at the end of Game 3. All right. And we did it. It's a rant.

I feel like that I got nothing to say to them. I'm going to focus very much on being here, which I enjoy. I don't know who the higher-ups are. I don't know what they're talking about. I walked in, and this is what I was told to do, and I'm a team. It's called being a team player. The higher-ups are the 66-inchers. I mean, that's...

That's uncalled for. Stop, Pablo. You are so cocky that it's really quite staggering. You're like a 68 and a half incher. What are we talking about here? And three quarters. Are we measuring height in inches now? What the f*** happened yesterday? That was game two, I think. That was game two when David Sampson told us how tall he was in inches. We were confused because we've never heard that except for babies.

Haven't you ever heard when babies say, how old is your child? Oh, you know, 37 months. You know, I've heard it with horses, too. Yeah, big stud. David Sampson, a stud. A stud. Pleasuring everybody in sight. But only quickly, so then you can go back to whatever you had to do. Oh, yeah. Jess has some thoughts about yesterday that I'm sure we'll get to at some point. Yeah, also 70 and three quarters.

Of a niche. Oh, you did the math? Nerd. Definitely Googled it. All right. Team USA played last night. We're going to talk about that and how confident we should be after an underwhelming performance. But before that, I think we need to dedicate today's show to one of our own who's not here today, who is celebrating a very special birthday. Happy birthday, Roy Belly. And happy birthday to him.

I don't care! Good luck! The way you started that sounded like you were not about to wish him a happy birthday. I mean, on the inside.

I love Roy. I think the Panthers brought him back to life. Oh, that's right. He's been happy. I'm seeing with David, by the way, what Roy does have an objection to, which is that the lighting isn't great. It's just, he's sort of like, imagine if you were... David right now in that darkness looks like he is a magician just off stage that we're about to let enter and do a trick. Don't he have a pick a card, any card face? I don't know if it's the color of the hair or...

I'm gonna go the entire show and not look at Pablo one time, I can promise you that. I think it's the widow's peak. Oh, it's the peak? Do magicians- yeah! Slick back. You do look like you're like- Witty also had kind of a magician vibe to him because of the widow's peak and the slick back black hair. It's the dark hair with the slick back- I always thought the widow's peak gave you more of a- I'm not here to do cranial analysis of magicians, but I'm sensing a trot. I do want to talk about- speaking of magic-

Look at this guy hosting. I want to talk. Give it up for Dominique Fox with everybody. Just like settling into the host chair in game four. I'm not, I can't stay here the whole time. I'm going to have to switch. I don't know if anybody, anyone in the shipping container or anyone in this room at some point want to take a couple of segments because I'm a little tired. It's a long week of danning and it's not easy to dan. Oh my God.

It's not easy to Dan on which we've been Danning more than anyone should Dan Dan and so hard. I brought my beautiful Swan the vanilla snack Charlie Kravitz to stand by me. I appreciate you dog. You've been holding it down all week. Thank you

I don't know if you've gone full Dan. No. You haven't shown enough empathy. You could up the empathy a tiny bit today if you want to go full Dan. I would like, at some point, I remember one of the bits from the show was like the scale of altercations. Like, I feel like we need to institute an

a empathy scale for Dan so that we can rate him when we're listening to him and he goes too far. We need to have names for these things so we can tell him, like today, Dan, let's throttle the empathy back to... You got three steps today. More empathy. More explaining to the audience what's going on in the media. And then three, you got to keep confusing Lucy and Jess. That has been a real Dan of you. I've been Dan-ing it. That was since game one.

You also need to talk about stand-up comedians. Got a lot of stand-up talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of stand-up comedians, how funny was it last night seeing my man Joel Embiid seem like the lone player who was uncomfortable in this? Like, it just didn't seem as effective. I guess I should do it more positively, right? As an American. We did beat Canada.

It was one of the best teams in the world, which they're nowhere near us because no one's as good as us. But it's a good opponent. I guess I'm having a hard time knowing how to feel about last night's game from Team USA because we did get a win. We started out, I think it was like down 10, which was shocking. It was not a good first quarter.

Team USA could have used the speech that you started the show with. So, Pablo, what did you think about last night's basketball game? As we learned in game one of the show, I was incredibly, incredibly hyped for Team USA. This is the most dreamlike of teams since 92. And I want to start with the good, which is that Steph Curry...

This side of Victor Wembyn-Yama, probably. And a healthy Kevin Durant might be the best suited player for FIBA style basketball. I would like to say you Stu Gatz the shit out of that because you were at dinner with Don Van Nata last night. You didn't watch a second of Hoops. Why are you doing this? Because. Stu Gatz would never have dinner with a journalist. But he would get drunk. You did that? Dude, I woke up. I was hurting today, man. My tolerance is...

Don Van Notta cooked you? 65... Hold on. Try to make a 65-inch joke? Yeah. You CPAP it last night or no? Forgot to turn it on. Again? Yeah. What's wrong with you? So you got to use the water, like distilled water. All my members of CPAP gang know you need to use distilled water. PAP's up!

Gotta use distilled water in Pap Gang. I'm not into Pap Gang. I don't think that they say Pap's up, but I just made it up. What does CPap Gang say? You gotta use the distilled water, is what they say. It has to be snappier than that. So I went to the...

On my way into the hotel, shout out to the Elser Hotel, I asked, do we have a bottle opener in the room? And they said yes. And I went into the fridge and got the very expensive bottle of bottled water. And I opened it and I poured it into the CPAP machine and I put it in there. And I forgot to turn it on and fell asleep because I was drinking with Don Vanetta. Oh, I'm sorry. You guys saw me. I think...

The live programming was on me while you were talking. I was just trying to tell Dominique we can't call them paps. That's already a thing. You guys could have asked the expert yesterday what that means, but you missed it. Paparazzi. Yeah, obviously. Exactly, Billy. That's a good call. There's a lot of smearing that goes on back here, I'm noticing. There's really so much stuff going on.

That it's hard to concentrate on what they're saying because I'm listening to what you're saying too. Well done, David. And I'm not sure that I can handle this. Welcome to the Chippewa Container. That's what we do.

I'm just going to stay very quiet and not look at Pablo. You've gotten so good at this, man. You've gotten so good at it. You're coachable. I saw Sauce Gardner playing golf online. He tweeted out his golf swing. And one of the things that David has done this week that's really impressive that Sauce Gardner also can do is it's very hard for adult people to change. And Sauce was like, and physically, I think we all understand, especially anyone who's tried to play golf,

You know what you're supposed to do, but telling your body to do it consistently. And through the course of this week, I've been coaching David up and he just nailed that. Taking notes. And he just nailed that last because we had. See, I was about to explain the joke. I'm getting worse. Anyway, congratulations, David. I'm so proud of you, man. Peps up.

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Official sleep and wellness partner of the NFL. See store for details. Don Levitard. I went in the margins. I'm like, I'm like. You're money ball of sex? I'm basically Scott Hatterberg. A lot of walks. Stugatz. A lot of walks, but I'm on base. When it comes to sex, I'm Scott Hatterberg. Other dudes, they can be Giambi. You know your role you play well? I know my role. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz. Steph Curry and LeBron James played together.

For the first time... And Kevin Durant, the best player on the team, did not play. He did not play. I would not say he's the best player on the team. I mean, on Team USA, he's the best, historically the best, I mean, Carmelo Anthony, I guess. Exactly. So Carmelo to KD, this guy who is perfectly suited for the international game in terms of his ability to just create offense and shoot and take advantage of the ways that the rules are different.

But Charlie Kravitz, resident basketball nerd, we got to see LeBron James be a little Draymond. That was the most exciting part. And that was intoxicating, as it were. So that offense...

Needs Stephen Curry to touch the ball real hot take there that Stephen Curry is gonna be an elite international player but seeing them get Unstuck in the mud with the curry LeBron pick and roll was very exciting big decision though for your boy Pablo of what are they gonna do with Davis and bead because he was the I want to say this Pablo. We've had a good time working together you and I two-man games been dope and

But Charlie's my swan. Don't you lean on my nerds. That's my guy. When I need someone to tell me how to feel or think about basketball, I go to Charlie. You got Tony. Tony's your man. So next time you throw to the shipping container for some basketball analysis, you got to ask me for permission before you call on my snack. Tony's a 76-incher. Oh, big dog. Big dog. Why do you think they call me in here, man? I make things happen.

When Kevin Garnett, Tony, I'm going to use Tony. I'm going to incorporate him into our offense. When Kevin Garnett says that LeBron James can play 10 more years in a Draymond role, do you buy that? Do you see that being hyperbole? Because the notion of LeBron, who is not trying to do everything, but has all of the skills, has the brain, has ostensibly the defensive capacity and the will to do it,

I love that as an alternate future for LeBron James. What's his nut punch game like? It's a good question. I'm going to let Charlie answer that one. But to answer my man's question, Pablo, I think he can. Like, if he can not care about playing the offensive side of the ball and just setting screens, making the right pass, getting dirty on the defensive side, like...

Can LeBron play until he's 50? He still got a chase down block the last night. And I would push back. Well, no, he can't play the six. That's absurd. No, let my man cook. I would push back. Brady played football until 45 and he could have probably played a couple more years. Come on, Tony. LeBron is built different, Dominique. You know that. Come on, Tony. So Brady played for a while in part because the physical demand on that position and the way they protect that position is different. I don't know that LeBron can play. No.

LeBron cannot play until he's 60. I said 50. I thought you said 60. No, I said 50. Until 50? Yeah, he can't play until he's 50 either. Damn, I thought we had Dominique on that. No. The point that I would have made if someone told me LeBron could play the Draymond role, I would push back slightly because I think that...

LeBron, where you would see some slippage in LeBron's game has been on the defensive side of the ball. And I think Draymond's one of his best attributes, like next to his passing, is that he can play great defense. But I guess the argument is he has allowed his defense to slip because he's

He's putting more effort in offensively. So if you think he still has the explosiveness to play, which that chase down block yesterday would suggest that he still does, then maybe he could extend his career. I do think it's funny that all of the commentary so far here and elsewhere largely has been about these guys as individuals as opposed to these Olympics. Because everybody assumes Team USA is still going to win. But Charlie Kravitz...

Who I'm not allowed to talk to anymore. You can talk to him. I'm sorry. I still cannot make eye contact with David Sampson, who is just very uncomfortable. Joel Embiid keeps on being dragged into this conversation. And I think that's a ridiculous, ridiculous headline to take away as the number one thing to talk about from this game. Why? Because Joel Embiid...

As Juju Gotti pointed out in game three for us, I believe, could not see, has various leg injuries, is trying to work his way into shape, and you're going to blame him for fouling out because in FIBA basketball, I want to make this clear, in FIBA basketball, how many fouls are there, Tony? Six.

Five. Yes. I like how you pump fake. I see you jab-stepped him, Tony. Get him with a jab-step. You think you just go up and shoot? Yeah, you got to get open. Jab-step. Put the body into him. Five. Five. Got him. And you can touch the ball off the rim, too. Can't block that shot. There it is. Nailed it. He knows the game.

Obviously. So I just think Joel Embiid is just an American. Joel Embiid is very American. He is made for the NBA and he's adjusting to FIBA because that's how much of a great American Joel Embiid is. No one questions his patriotism. Does he fit on his team? What happened? Why are you trying to kick him? Does he fit with the Americans? I think his style of play. Nice switcheroo though.

The only other thing from this USA basketball team that I think is incredibly interesting is that President Obama re-

You see what just happened? Did you just see what just happened? That's why I paused, because there was some stuff happening away from the ball that I did not anticipate. I was trying to get to the President Obama dapping up. Yeah, and I'm trying to also create bonds, and I just got flipped off by David Sampson. All right, fine. All right, so do we have that video of President Obama you guys remember? Yeah.

A while ago, Obama kind of went viral because he was dapping everybody up. With Team USA. Yeah, with Team USA, all the black players, and he's doing it again. Solid daps. These are aggressive daps. Yeah. What up, brother? Love you. All right. Trying to get like you. If I had your hand. Just the wind up on Steph. I cut mine off. And then LeBron, I feel like. Yeah, these are presidential daps. The velocity. Uh-oh. And then we get down to.

To the less melanated people. See, I like that he gave Spoh some shoulder. He was like, Spoh, you don't get a complete dap. As a great Filipino-American, I personally appreciate that. You don't get a complete dap, but you've done enough for the community that I will give you a little chest-to-chest. And it seems as though maybe he has more respect for Steve Kerr than Spoh.

He brings Steve Kerr in as well. See, there's no left hand. There's no left hand on Spoh. No left hand on Spoh. This guy, you don't get no love. Oh, double hug for Kerr. This is not coincidental. This is obviously quite real. No, so...

DAP can be a stressful thing, Dominique, for those who are not sure what version they're going to get. It's not anymore, though. That's the thing that I find amusing for me when we see this is I have an 11-year-old son and...

He like goes to private school and has a number of little rich white friends and they like DAP is a part of American culture now. Like all these little 10 year old and 11 year old white boys come up to me and they're like, hello, Mr. Foxworth.

And they go with the tilt. They go tilt up for the DAP. And, like, I'm fine with it. What angle of the elbow are they approaching, just for the audio audience? It's definitely 45 degree. It says 90 degree. Right angle. 90 degree. Good pumping. Yeah. You saw it? I appreciate it. I got them a little side, get them up in the air, and then hit them with that 45. Nope, 90. But I don't know that everyone knows the history of DAP.

And I assume Pablo, as a nerd, you probably know. I know some. You know that DAP stands for... David, do you know the history of DAP?

I just know that it's always uncomfortable for me deciding who to hug, whether you go around both. Is it just one? You bring them in and then a wrap? Or do you sometimes just do a fist? And I never thought of it from a melanin standpoint, the way you just described it. I think of it from a logistical standpoint. I think about it from man-woman, man-man. So that is always in my head, and it's always awfully difficult to navigate. Well, love is love, so...

Don't worry about the man, woman, man, man thing. But the DAP stands for dignity and pride. And DAP was originally kind of created during the Vietnam War. It was between black GIs would use this as a way to let each other know that we had each other's back because there was a history of violence.

the white higher ups not protecting the black soldiers and putting them in tough situations and even shooting them when they were in battle because they were they didn't respect them or like them. So the DAP was meant as a way to whether it was an elaborate way to kind of silently express we are on the same team. We're not going to let them do whatever they want to us. Dignity and pride is what DAP stands for.

And so I just find it hilarious. I mean, it's cool that President Obama, the first first, the only black president that we ever had with that attitude. Probably. Yeah. You're talking about the whole country, not me. Yeah. Yeah. The only black president that we've ever had to express that to these representatives of the United States. And and I also find it incredibly hilarious. I'm going to start saying dignity and pride to all the 11 year old white boys that give me that attitude.

Just give him some dab. All right. All right, Connor. Dignity and pride, brother. Hunter. Yeah. Dignity and pride, Riley. Cooper. That's a good one. Cooper flag. Looks pretty good. Game one. Game one win for us. Cooper flag. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was game one. I enjoyed Cooper flag conversation. Can we get David back in here? I feel bad. Why do you feel bad?

I'm a team player. Yeah. Whatever the higher-ups want, this is what they get. And I couldn't be happier to be here with the container as they try to watch you guys play.

Try to sweep good luck to you. Whoa You know what you don't say good luck to you. I didn't like that sound of that good luck I was like almost a bad luck. I also gotta be honest You're not giving off very happy to be in this room. You haven't talked to us one. Yeah, there's something demeaning about I'm trying to understand how I can do it because you guys talk while they're talking yeah, your microphones must be off because I don't hear it in my ear No, they're so howdy. That's true. So I have not yet class your out fourth starter. Oh

No one taught me. So during this, no one taught me either, David. You just got to go with the flow. You just got to talk. You went with the flow. Day one, you were just cutting it up. Day one, we were still doing the show on Zoom. So that was a whole other fiasco. But we're talking to each other and we're trying to figure out like what we should say on the show. And at the same time, we're talking to them in their ears to help them get to the next thing. So there's a lot of crosstalk going on.

And you just got to get in the lazy river stream and just blow a lot. And that chair is tough, too, because you have to be kind of slanted over talking to everybody. So you almost have to play it at an angle. That's the important part. Okay. You're doing great. There was another dap that I'm not sure if you guys saw that involved Joe Biden at Waffle House. Oh, my God. Thank you for reminding me of this. I'm concerned. See that? You see what she just did there?

Oh, did he get a squat? So Jill walks into the Waffle House first, and a guy is filming Joe and executes an incredible multi-part. So first of all, Joe Biden is obviously a veteran because the squat, if you haven't seen somebody in a long time, I'm telling you. Now this is...

This may be... Extended. So you're only counting the four parts of the DAP. The squad... Starting with the squad is a great insight by you. The squad is important because if this is only... So what this communicates is I haven't seen you in a long time. I imagine that this may not be someone that Joe knows. No, it's a total stranger. But that is the only time you break out that. And I feel like...

Maybe people don't understand it hearing it, but imagine in your mind it also comes with a high-pitched voice where it's like, "What's that?" I see you! I see you, big dog! And then you rise into a clap, chest, hug. It's outstanding, man. I see you, Joe. If you have not seen this video, just remember what the debate against Donald Trump was like and imagine the opposite.

Though that description was just wrong. That squat. Dominique was way too forceful and that was more of a tiny little squuh. Noted DAP expert. Whoa, he didn't give you that at. David, when we're on this side, we need to just tell everyone on that side they're right.

Got it. Thank you. Duly noted. No, no, no, no, no. Not not right now. This is a new administration. We accept criticism. And if you notice, if you notice, Charlie has done nothing but undercut me since he got here and I love him for it. Let's go to a break.

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Don Levitard. I heard that as a woman faking pain. I didn't think that sounded real. I really didn't, you know. It was not fake. It was in no way fake. You can spot a woman faking it? Stugatz. Yes, I can, Jess. Expert. I've been married 40 years. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz. I just remembered that when Joe did that squat, it reminded me of another...

White man who's very comfortable around black man doing a squat entrance. And it was Roy Williams. Remember Roy Williams? Do we have that tape? Video team on point. How do you grab that already? On YouTube, the title of the video is funny college basketball coach walking into changing room. Give you a sense of how this has gone beyond sports. This obviously was posted by a British person. Changing room. JC Penney or something like it.

But this is one of the greatest coaches in the history of college basketball. And it's not, so I guess I'm not... And it starts with a squat. I'm not completely accurate with it being, like, it's someone you haven't seen in a long time. That's how I'm familiar with it. But it's like an excited, like...

It's a debt buildup. Exactly. It's the prelude to an expression of comfort and familiarity. And Joe Biden must have been the main recipient of all of the windups that we saw Obama give, of course, all of the Team USA guys. And so when you see this, you're like, why can't...

The Democratic Party just air that video over and over again. Why are we introducing that video of Joe Biden being the most physically charismatic? David, please come back. I do have a bit of confusion. I would like David to come back. Is this a formal invitation? Is it time? I have an idea. David comes back on the condition that he can enter the room and adequately dap both of you up. Oh, I'll dap. Oh, I can dap. Yeah.

Dap it up, bro. You have not seen me dab. Do you know how to dab? I'm a dapper-ber. Oh, he's the most dapper-dapper. We're calling for the righties. We're calling for the righties. Dapper Dave. You know who Dapper Dan is? Nah, there's no chance any of you know who Dapper Dan is. What is the reference? It was a guy from Harlem who used to make his own clothes, Dapper Dan.

And it became super popular. Oh! Did you do the squat? Oh, I see you, Dave. I see you, Dave. No squat. Just...

awkwardly walking home. Alright, alright, alright. He just jumped on Dominique. That's not part of the dap I've been in. You have to get Pablo too. He missed Pablo. Did he just invent a new dap? I don't know. I've never seen a jump on dap. He just koala'd you. I think he smeared something on you. I love that. We just added, we went from squat, clap, hug, koala. Would be hilarious if you sent him back in here because of that.

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I feel as though... We need that video video team if you can just get that for us whenever you could. I feel as though David has endured so much this week that I can't punish him again. I can't punish him again. Welcome back, David. How are you guys? It's been great. What's been going on? I don't like that you were talking about the game that you didn't watch because that is too stew. It was a joke. It was a joke. Oh, I'm not sure that's a joke. He watched it this morning. We watched it together. I was just making fun of him. You watched the highlights. Well, it was the extended highlight. You can get the condensed... The condensed game? Yeah, yeah.

How dare you question our credibility. Hold on. I'm sorry. We have breaking news in here. Uh-oh. We just found Chris Cody's notepad from the sex therapist segment yesterday. From game three? From the ninth inning of game three? It wasn't a bit. He was actually taking notes. He was taking notes. Oh, my God.

Wait, hold it up so they can zoom in on it, please. All right. Should I read this? Did he? Yes. Wait, wait, wait. Are there five things? We can do a top five? There are five things. The top five things Chris Cody learned from listening to the sex therapist we had on at the end of yesterday's show. I also have a top five of my observations. Do we want to do these both now? Double top five?

Sounds like the rest of this segment is spoken for, baby. Let's do it. Spoken like a true host. We're covered. All right. I'll do my top five first. Okay. And then we'll save the best for last and do Chris's top five.

So these are my observations. Before you start, excuse me, did you watch it happen as it was happening? Did you watch the entire segment? You have to give the background. I listened to it on my podcast. The whole of it. I didn't watch it. I saw the clip on social media. That was an important clarification. Thank you, sir. Why is David just trying to make sure that we aren't lying about the stuff we've watched? I don't know. That's actually a great question. He does do that frequently. I worry.

The top five things Jess Matana has learned from listening to us interview a sex therapist yesterday are... Number five, Juju saying that this is a family show and people listen with their kids. And then the next segment after that being an interview with a sex therapist. True. Good observation. Number four, David earnestly asking Pablo if he owns a CR. Yes. Yes.

No. You guys don't have to bleep that. The answer was no. I don't know if I ever said it aloud, but it is no. You did it, by the way. You did fine if you do. Let's be clear. It was just a very earnest actual question you wanted an answer to. Let's be specific. With Pablo, a very intelligent and normally grammatically correct person said the answer was no. Yeah. Proceed. It could be yes today. Because he learned new information. So the answer was no. How many motors...

Don't ask. It's too personal. I was told double was the correct. Okay, number three, Chris Cody taking notes. Should be number one, except there's two better than that. Number two, observation, funniest observation, Pablo asking for clarification about the grundle. Probably his best moment from the show this week. She said it was regional. I did not know that. Like geographically regional. I did not know that. I learned that. I found out so much.

And then number one, of course, David Samson bravely admitting to the audience and the sex therapist and all of us that he cannot satisfy a woman.

He has a lot to do, right? He has stuff to watch. It takes a while. I like that instead of just acknowledging what all men understand is sometimes your stamina is not right. David was like, no, this is intentional. I'm trying to be efficient, baby. It's not because I can't.

I wanted the answer and she gave it. It's because I got to get on to the next thing because this isn't that important. But I mean, truly, it was brave. Most people have asked for their friend, but David just went right in there. I don't see why I needed to ask for a friend. Who am I kidding? I don't care if my friends are getting the job done. I want to get the job done. I feel you.

Very brave. The top five things Chris Cody wrote down on his notepad that we thought was just a bit are... Number five, 1990. Number four, different devices. Hold on, hold on. Only at four? We can't, hold on, we can't just, we can't just be here. I don't know why 1990 is on here. Is it like... Is that like the last time he did anything? I think he would have been like two or three years. Yeah, how old is he? Yeah.

That'd be really weird. I'm going to text Chris. Well, I think we need permission to do this. No, no, no. Ask him what 1990 means. That could have been from another segment, but there were five things written down on the piece of paper and we do a top five. So I had to read that one. You should take a picture and send it to him because he might need it. Use these. True. Number three, C-R's. Yes.

Don't want to make more work for the video team bleeping that one out on DraftKings. Number two. We will not censor this one because this is just anatomy. Clit on the vulva. Chris Cody wrote that down. We're going to clip that one, please. Nope. No, we will not. It's written down, yeah. No, if Chris said it, we would clip it. We're not clipping it down. Number one, just vulva. Why is there a double vulva? That tracks.

- Flip that. - Oh, you said CR! CR! Sorry, video team, we're very sorry. - Proud of you, Pablo, for not saying it during that segment. - Yeah, good job, Pablo. - You're welcome. - Has anyone heard from anyone about that segment outside of this room? - Anyone in what sense?

Anyone who may work at a level that is... Oh, co-workers of ours? Yes. Supervisors? Have any of us heard of it in a disciplinary capacity? Not necessarily disciplinary. More of an inquisitive capacity. I like to use yesterday's segment as a test subject to see how many people are actually listening. So far, we haven't heard back. A little heat check moment. I tested it last night with certain people who were high rock. What did you test? Which one?

I tested it and the test did not pass. I do not know why you had a sex therapist on the show. No, I have not listened to the show. It was that. How did you, because now we're in a snitching situation. What did you do? Why is David always asking people if they watch stuff? Because I don't know how you can get the

The show, or do a show if you don't watch the show, or if you don't watch what you're talking about. And one of the things that's talked about all the time on this show is that Stu Gatz and others, mostly Stu Gatz, will talk about things he has no idea about. And I think that we don't want to do that. So how did you ask the question? You don't have to say who you asked, but what did you ask? I asked very simply, did you see any segment that bothered you on today's show? Oh, man.

Objection leading the witness. Leading question, yeah. That's like, tell us what we should be in trouble for there. I absolutely wanted to lead the witness because where I was going to get to was a place. This is why you're not, this is why, this is why. Can you finish your thought? Well said.

These boys gonna fight. I'm restraining myself. And I think Pablo deserves a swift hook. This week started with, I thought the two of you were going to fight and somehow you flipped this. David Sampson and I are, yeah, we see eye to eye. Well, as long as I'm on a stool.

Anyway, I thought that it was outstanding. And what gave me comfort in order to go and discuss this is when we went outside the door and we talked to the crew here, including there were women in the crew. How did you find that segment? And they all said it was fantastic. That was my only concern is there was a bunch of guys. Jessica, you weren't here. I wish you had been here because it would have been able to...

Maybe feed off your energy like oh that was too much or we're okay. I was disappointed I missed it It sounded like a lot of fun and it does seem like the listener feedback was fantastic Which I think is most important is where we're serving the audience I have been hardened by how much the audience has understood that we are here to have nothing else You mean what about our hearts and oh, okay. I was about to say I

Don't make me call Liz. Naturally hearted. Why would you call Liz? Without the help of a cock ring. Okay. Can you stop? He can't, though, is the thing. Not without a CR, you can't. You're making it harder for Billy, and I don't appreciate that. More difficult for Billy, making it more difficult for Billy.

Summer's the best time to run the way you want. Dial it up with new challenges and programs and bring your workouts with you to make the most of outside sunny days. Stugatz, guess what? What? You know what you can do with Peloton? What? Get the app, go outside, ride a bike. Well, I thought you ride Peloton inside. Well, you do, you can ride Peloton inside if it's a rainy day or if it's cloudy or you just don't want to get outside, maybe it's too hot.

It's summertime. Go outside. I record a lot from my office with you, and you've noticed it's sitting there, yet it hasn't been used. Well, now's the time. Summer's the best time to start that push, Stugatz. Right. Can we do it together? Not on the same bike, but we could join a class together. I used to do that. We used to have Guillermo Tan. I'd invite people. We'd all take a class together, same time. So I think you're starting to get concerned about my health and my age, Billy. I sense that with you. We're beyond starting. Okay. Okay.

Whatever road lies ahead, your training starts here with Peloton Tread and Tread Plus. It's not just a bike, a treadmill too. I'm going to go outside. I'm going to get in shape. I'm going to do it with Billy Gill. I want to be in your class. I want you to be my instructor. You know what? I won't be your instructor. You don't want to spend more time with me. No, I can schedule a class and we can ride together. I won't be the instructor of the class. We can have Camila could be our instructor. I like the Grateful Dead class. My daughter, she uses the Peloton. Mm-hmm.

She was on it once and an instructor who was playing Grateful Dead tunes. Let's do that. Okay. Why don't we go for a run outside? Guided run. Peloton. Me and you. That's something we can do together. Okay. Turn on the app. Me and you go outside. Enjoy the summer. Call yourself a runner with Peloton at onepeloton.com slash running. All right.

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