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I can't believe we just did that. It's amazing. Did you like it? Later on on DraftKings Network, you'll hear Cochranes. I was insecure the entire time because it was my idea. I was like, I hope this is not... She was great. She's really good at that. Is there anything we should bleep there for DraftKings? All of it. Yeah, Cochranes. You did start calling it C-Rings. Cochranes was the only thing that made me like, whoa. Maybe...
I will admit to you. It's already submitted drafts. I thought this company was about freedom. Cock rings? Apparently it's already been sent to drafting. Dan Levitard's flying back from Africa right now because he's threatened to bleep something. He trusted you. I know. You're welcome, man. I think she told David Sampson to buy a cock ring. She did. You have that? All right, count us in for postgame, guys. Oh!
Five, four, three, two, one. So as you might imagine, we are very mature and in no way have been having a side private conversation about the conversation we just had. David Sampson just asked me if I have a cock ring. Is that a private, is that a personal question? It's worse. I think that's worse than are you having a second kid? Did you just say, is that a personal question?
I just admitted that I don't know what that is. I'm okay. Why is it so hard to admit when you don't know something? It's no, David. It's not admitting that you don't know something, but I feel like you are like, you don't think asking someone if they have, okay. A C-ring, actually. Can we do show awards again? Show awards! Yeah! Yeah!
I'm gonna start with you, Dominique. Okay. Because you took a chance with the guest, you were worried, and she ended up being a phenomenal part of the show and added value. Yes, she was great. April Lampert was great. What was the award? I would like to give an award. The Balls Award. Can I give an award to April Lampert? Yes. Co-owner of the sex toy startup Hot Octopus, which has invented the world's first guy braider. I want to award April Lampert the...
I told David Sampson to buy a cock ring award. Half plus seven. Good award. C-ring, C-ring. C-rings. Can I get Pablo an award? Oh. Yeah. The happiest person to say cock ring award goes to Pablo because he's going to beat that to the ground. I see what you did there. I want to give David Sampson an award for the Unsung Hero Award because David Sampson wanted to be in that main chair. Yeah.
And he found a way to be a contributor to the player. First team all side chair. First team all side chair. I'd like to give Jeremy an award, too. Jeremy mustache award. We were all thinking it. I mean, we didn't reference it, and it's beautiful. I love it. And it pairs well with the pearl necklace. It's a good look. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. I have another award. I'd like to give Billy Gill an award.
for the person who literally got up out of his chair at one point during the interview we just did with April Lampert in order to avoid me making eye contact to ask him, "Do you have a question you want to ask the sex therapist?" What word is that called? I don't know what that's called. It's called the crime word. I'm not sure Billy was avoiding. Were you avoiding that interview? Were you concerned in any way?
Because I believe you literally hid behind the desk at one point. So I was wondering, was it correlated to when she was using sexual words or talking about things? What made you disappear into a shell of yourself? It's a good question. Not exactly. I think today we're going to find the line. Today we find where the line is, I think. We'll all find out together, I guess. It's...
I will say that if this was the line, then we don't want to be a part of the process. I think it's just specific words that may be the line. Words you mean, not the subject. No, no, no, words. It was professional terminology. Reach around. This was my idea, and I don't work for y'all. So you guys are all safe. You're all safe. Don't worry about it. No, that's not how fall guys work.
You're not the one who will get in trouble. Yeah, you can ask David. David, whenever something happens, there's a fall guy. And it's not at your level. I'm in the back row today, so it's not me. Let's fire the bat boy. Fire the bat boy. I would say that Chris would have an issue but for the relationship he has with Dan. So it'll be me. I think it really becomes all about Jeremy. Yep.
More likely than not. Jeremy, Jeremy, way to take that charge, baby. Take that charge, Jeremy. Do your bid with a smile, dog. I like working with you guys, all of you. I like how efficient we are.
Oh, I got another award. Premature Sentimentality Award goes to David Sanchez. It's our last day. It's our last day together because you're blowing off tomorrow. No. You don't know your days of the week? Today is Wednesday. And we got one more. We got one more. Let's go for that. I don't know how to count awards. I've got some guest ideas for tomorrow. Bring back April. Shout out to...
Shout out to the Dangling Feet Award, David Sampson. You're cleaning up. You're cleaning up. I need a new chair tomorrow. I need to be in a new chair tomorrow. Shake his hand, you get a little tickle. That's another award.
I think we've learned that getting a little tickle is good. All right. I'd like to award David Sampson the We Gave Him Too Many Awards and Now He's Heat Checking Award. Heat Check Award. Heat Check Award. I got a new chair for you. I got to award David Sampson the Tomorrow You're in the Shipping Container. Oh! Woo! Woo!
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