Postgame Show: Show Superlatives
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I think that's who won today. How about rather than MVP or show awards, we go around and give superlatives to everyone. I think it's obvious that Chris is comeback player of the show. Zerbia. Way to go, Chris. Proud of you. I'd like to award Charlie Kravitz with the other person who recognized what Meatspin.com is award. Nice. Classic. Classic.

I'd also like to recognize Charlie for impeccable Taylor Swift Heiress Tour hoodie. Come on, ladies and gentlemen. Another classic. Charlie is a Swifty now. It's your second Swift concert, right? Yeah. I love it. I want to go to this one that's in Miami, and I want to ask Dan to make it happen. I'm sure everyone here does, too.

I've been thinking for months on how to do that. Billy, I'm sure you want to go too. Let's go in it together. Well, no, I'm not going to ask Dan. Why would you ask Dan to get you tickets? Just because Dan's got, like, K'nex and stuff. He's a, you know. The chances of him giving you guys for a ticket, zero. Zero chance? Zero. You know who is the king of K'nex. Pablo. Pablo, Mr. K'nex 4. You get the K'nex award. Superb team K'nex.

- Best in the world. - Best in the world. - I'd like to award Dominique Foxworth the most likely to lie about someone else using the word connect in a text message award. - Bravo, Dominique. - I'd like to award him Mr. Thighs. - Yeah, Mr. Thighs. - Yes, yes, Mr. Thighs. - I wanna give an award to Juju because doing a WNBA minute, no matter whether it was one or three without rehearsing, without jotting down notes, and having all the knowledge that he had, that was the segment of the day.

Now, I want to give David the best award for someone who didn't ever really know how to freestyle. He never really figured it out. We can replay that right here, too. Zerbia. Oh, wait. I'd like to award Chris the award for most likely to have lost a comeback player at the show. Banner final segment here. He only needed three more minutes. Oh, man. So close. Do we have it ready? I've actually never been able to do that. I've actually never been able to do that.

All right, I'm gonna leave I don't necessarily appreciate that it's harder to rhyme than you think You may are you saying that I'm the worst freestyler of all time. No, I thought you did well I mean all things considered I thought you did a good job. It was it was very brave I didn't do it very brave of you to to do what some would call a

on a purely textual analysis, rapping. - I would say that you all make me feel so comfortable that I'm willing to play without a net. And you should be too, we're good enough together. - Nice. Batman and Robin award. - Why is it that I can't try to do things that I may not be good at? - I'd like to award "Puerto Rico," the "Hated by Billy Gil" award. - I thought you were gonna award them the 51st state.

You're going to make them the 51st state today. Hold on, they can't get it before D.C. Why does Puerto Rico have a team? Out of context. Do you want D.C. to be a state? Absolutely. I mean, we pay taxes, we don't get representation. D.C. should be a state. Taxation without representation. It's true, it's not true. It's really not. Are you rhyming again? That one is on the license plate. Brad! What would be your rap name? Brad! David Yablonowitz. I love it.

That would be my name. Where the hell did all of our white American boys go? Is that the name of your rap group? I'd like to give Pablo the award for searching for the American white boys today. Where the hell did all of our white American boys go? Just trying to find out where they went. You could do a whole show. I did, actually. I think that there shouldn't be a mental health month anymore. We could do a whole segment just on snippets from today's show.

Look at Chris. He's back. I would like to award David Sampson the saying what we're actually doing as if we should do that thing award. Thank you. I'd also like to award Charlie for saying that Daryl Morey fetishizes foul grifters award. That's a hell of a slogan. You guys familiar with raw dogging? Oh, gosh.

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