Postgame Show: The Trough
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Oh, yeah, they got a trough there. No thanks, pal. Still? We just got a postgame now. Dan, you can get out of here for this if you want. Yeah, so I tried to go to the bathroom in Wrigley, and thankfully they had the trough there. I'm like, oh, God, it was the first thing that I saw, but right next to it, they had urinals. I'm like, who is...

Who is the psychopath that is just deciding to go in the trough? Wait, is this a first ever trough that's here just for nostalgia's sake? Like, yeah, we upgraded, but so many people want to come here and just take a piss in this trough. We can't bring ourselves to totally eliminate this. Were people using it? Yeah, there was a lot of people. I think I use it. I tell people you use it.

used it yeah i could tell like what do you think people are going to take a mental picture of your wiener and talk about it was actually i actually did like a weird like social study in that i saw the people using the trough and the people using the urinal there was quite the age discrepancy that's what i would imagine trough users they either came up in that game or also cease giving fs and the younger audience that is like well everything's being documented my

My phone's listening to me. They're taking photos left and right. They're going to see my dick if I use this thing. Less so, less likely if I use this urinal. And I subscribe to that. I always think everyone's trying to look at my dick. I feel like if someone takes a picture of your wiener at the bathroom at

Wrigley, you have quite the lawsuit on your hand. You're going to get paid. No, it's not. You should be asking people to take pictures of your wiener so you get seen. Man, I never know where the cameras are. I doubt they're in there. You should buy a Wizenator to pee there just so you get the experience. Yeah. And then you get the experience of the trough.

and then also you don't have to expose yourself. Guys, we've all been there. We have peripheral vision, right? So you saddle up and some people are a little bit more confident. You're stacking yourself up subconsciously whether you want to or not and that from what I caught, I feel like I'm doing okay. Or sometimes from what I caught, not in this venue, what are they feeding the people over here in Washington, D.C.? Nobody boxes out like I do in a bathroom, though. You're never seeing my weenie.

Never going to be able to see it. First of all, I'm going to go to one of the corners, and obviously you can't see it from there because I'm going full. Even if I'm in the middle, though, I am one with that urinal. I am getting up in that thing. There's no contact. I'm not touching it at all. If you came in, you'd think I am having sex with this urinal because I am in it. I am in that. I actually had the experience where the middle one came open, and there was a line for the corner ones. I'm like, you can go ahead.

I'm not taking that middle one. That's where everyone looks at your dick. I was at Ferg's in Tampa, like the bar that everyone goes to before Tampa games, and they have kegs as their urinals, and I fit perfectly in there. It's like basically a mini keg that they cut a little square into. Sandbar in the Grove had that. Man, you would never see my wiener in there. You never peed in the keg at Sandbar? I did. Who are the people that pee on the floor around it? That's a good question. How far back are you standing that you miss a urinal? A lot of that is flashback.

I couldn't be closer. It's so wet. But it just builds up over time. That's why you need those pads. Yeah. Those pee pads that kind of soak that up. Pads. Yeah, yeah.

They do a pretty damn good job with that. How do the Packers do it? I don't know. And I also don't know. We haven't found a single good batting stance in today's baseball. I tweeted out hours ago. Ohtani. Send me Ohtani. But even Ohtani. That's pretty standard. The names. Juan Soto has kind of a fun stance. It's each your own one. I'm telling you, our standard for that, those stances in the 90s, we wouldn't even think of them. I think it's hurting the game. I don't.

do like because there are connection points like oh this guy's got a what's this guy's story right like it's it's really bad like I've been waiting for just one tweet where someone's gonna send me a picture of a stance or I'm like okay there's one there's not a single interesting stance in this entire league and

Efficiency ruining everything. Is that it? Wait, is that what it is? Yeah, 100%. Wait, you can be more efficient if you have just a generic stance? Yeah, because you're trying to get in your swing to be able to create the proper backspin on the ball. You're going from point A to point B. Well, stances are a big farce. Because every batter ends at the same spot. Like right before...

They swing, their hands are back, their foot is down. Right, and so they're eliminating movement. It's about timing, though. Galarraga might have his stance wide open, but when the pitch comes, he's planting and he looks normal. You've got to be ready with eight seconds left also. That's true. No time for shenanigans. I saw Gary Sheffield golfing over the weekend, and I was so disappointed that...

I haven't seen Swing at all. Does he have any waggle with his swing? No, I would have assumed. I was there for him, A-Rod, and Albert Pujols. They were in the first group on day one. Our friend Nick does these crazy great intros for it. And I would have thought that he would have given the people what they wanted, which is go up to the tee box and give a little bat waggle. You're on the senior circuit, pal. You give the people what they want. Did you see Roger Clemens on 17? He just started pitching. Yeah, I saw that. Oh, boy.

He walked Pujols. He was afraid. That was such a great little jocular moment. It was Barkley he actually threw pitches to, and then when Pujols came up, he's like, no, four. It was all a setup. Just intentionally walked Pujols. Good fun. That's such a fun place. Good clean fun. That's 17th hole. What a time. It is. How did the Packers do it? I have no clue.