Postgame Show: What's Your Favorite Candy?
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That's BlueNile.com. I mean, you could have given me a little hand signal that your mic was off. I did. No, you waited until you talked and you're like, oh, my mic's not on. I looked at you and I was like... You could have just quietly been like,

And then I put you on and then no one ever knows. I looked at you. I made eye contact. I didn't see it. And so I thought when I was like, either this is going to work or it's not going to work. That was my bad. Setting up Chris for failure. Well, actually. At least it turned out to be hilarious.

You know what I'm actually doing? I'm doing my silent protest of why don't this seat have one of these things? That's a good question. Talkback button. Any button. Like the thing for all that shit, like why wouldn't this seat have that functionality? To not confuse Greg. We have so many buttons around here. You don't have to touch it. Like he sat in other seats. He would touch it. I'm with you. We don't have a shortage of buttons around here. So why not? Like we could add three more.

Right. We have a million buttons right here. I'm just gonna start pushing buttons one of these days. Like, I always feel bad when Greg yesterday coughed and Dan's like, that's $2. I'm like, where's these? There's no mute button. Well, he actually does have it. Under there, there is a cough button for Greg. Really? It looks like a... Yeah, David uses it a lot when he's here. It looks like a detonator button. I've never seen Greg use it, though. Our mark is here. The button is all the way over here. That's not... Come on, man. It's a reach.

I actually like that seat, so I'm going to ask them. Better camera angle. I know. I like your seat better than I like my seat. You want two seats? I mean, listen. But you need that shit more than I do. Dan asked me why I don't watch the show. It's because I look fat. It's because I have a terrible camera angle, and I can't watch myself. I can't look at myself. I'm disgusted by myself.

I am. It's a bad angle. I'm disgusted by you, too. Well, thank you. But also, why would you watch the show if you're on it? You don't need to hear your takes again, right? Although I have noticed when I listen back to the show, I hear things that I didn't hear when I was sitting here. That we whiffed on, right? Like when you said, apparently, that the last place NFL game would get more viewers than the Super Bowl. I didn't even hear that.

even hear you say that yesterday. And Amin came in here fired up that none of us pushed back on it. I was like, I didn't hear it. Like the Reagan-Muya conversation that you guys are tuned out on. Kind of like, you know, in the same vein as buttons. A lot of words are said around here. It's hard to catch them all. Yeah. Well said. Also, you want to talk candy? Yes. All right. Are we on?

We've been on, baby. I think so. Juju's been eating Jolly Ranchers all day. Good. I was telling Amin before the show that I think there is no bigger disparity in candy in terms of like a box of candy, right? Then the red from the best candy to the worst candy within that same box. And I think it's juicy fruits. I think the red and the orange are so good. They're the best. The worst one is the black.

And the disparity in that is such a wide gulf. I can't, like maybe the cherry starburst versus the lemon starburst, that's a massive fall off. But I think it's Juicy Fruits. So I love the overall topic of what candy has the biggest fall off to the lowest, biggest drop off. Right, from best to worst. From best to worst. That's a great topic. The problem is, Stugatz, and you've been saying it all day long, and I said at some point, I'm not going to correct you, I'm just going to wait until we get to this segment.

Juicy fruit, stugats, is a Wrigley's gum. It's like saying,

One of these winter freshes is really good, but the other one is bad. One of these double mints is really good, but the other one is bad. Juicy fruit is just gum. There are no different flavors of juicy fruit. It's a yellow pack, and it's just five sticks of gum. It used to be 25 cents for the longest time. I don't know how much they cost anymore. But they don't come in different flavors. It's just juicy fruit. You're thinking about jujubees, I think? I think I am, yes. Jujy fruit? Yeah. J-U-J-Y fruit.

Maybe. The candy comes out. It feels like a slur, so I'm not going to say it again. I feel like Juju should be. Right. I'm talking. So I said gum. So I misspoke. I said juicy fruit. Right. You said juicy fruit. Not what I'm talking about. Juicy fruit is gum. Juicy fruit is a candy. That's what I'm talking about. And it looks like there's a red like raspberry and then there's a brown or like a purple grape flavor. Is that what you mean? Yeah. Black.

one. Yeah. I'm going to tell you, there's an unequivocal winner. So I'm sifting through, you know, I'm sifting through the box. I'm trying to find the good ones. I'm leaving the bad ones in the box. I don't like that. Just make all the flavors good. How about that? I'll tell you right now, Stugatz, there's an unequivocal winner. There is no second place. Is it Starburst? No, it's not Starburst. Because I'll eat it. I'll eat the Starburst flavors I don't like.

Lemon? I'll eat lemon. Really? Like, if it's all that's left, I'll eat it. But I'll tell you what, jelly beans? Right. That black licorice jelly bean? That's terrible. Nobody wants that one. Samson likes those. My actual favorite candy is a root beer jelly bean. I know that's strange. Samson also doesn't have a sense of taste.

I was on Reddit the other day and there was like an Ask Reddit thread about like what, you know, if you want a product for the rest of your life at some point, what was it? Like, you know, like in one of those contests, I probably phrased that poorly, but you know what I mean? Yeah, like, hey, a lifetime supply of blank. What was it? And so one guy got one like an oil change and like there were a bunch of different things, but one of them was jelly beans and it actually like they were like, oh, it's a lifetime supply of jelly beans, but it ended up being like a humongous bag that they got one time. And I can't,

of something that I would want less than that many jelly beans. We all know the brown M&M's are the best tasting M&M's though, right?

No. They're way better than the blue or the red. They all taste the same. It's just the color. No, they don't. It's just the color. I got a terrible hypothetical. So you thought I was talking gum. No. I knew you were wrong and saying juicy fruit. And you kept saying juicy fruit. I'm like, no, no. And then you're like, no, no, no, it's juicy fruit. I'm like, okay. This will test what your favorite candy is. This is a terrible hypothetical. You have to, for the next week, every 10 minutes that you're awake—

You have to eat this piece of candy. 10 minutes you're awake? Every 10 minutes you're awake for the next week. You have to eat one piece of candy. Six times an hour? Six times an hour. Can it be like tiny? Like if it's Snickers, it's just a bite. Like you don't have to eat an entire Snickers if you choose Snickers. You have to take a bite of said candy every 10 minutes for a week that you're awake. And then you have to take an insulin shot every day for the rest of your life. Right, you're going to be very sick. I'm just saying, if I made you do this terrible thing, what candy are you choosing for this? Huh.

Had to I'll go skittles. I'll go runts runs. Yeah, it's nice and small yeah You're telling me like a weird like this the genius said this is your life sentence you write one of these you lost some random bet I'm gonna go with Reese's peanut butter cups I

I like the Reese's Pieces. Yeah. I'm going small. Just throw a couple in your mouth. Just one. Yeah. Jeremy brought up a point. If you choose something like that, you're getting that same flavor for a week straight. Whereas if you choose Starburst every 10 minutes, I can at least have a different journey. Nah, I like me a peanut butter and chocolate flavor. Just a lot of peanut butter over the span of a week. Did you describe the eating of a Starburst as a journey? It's like, ooh, I'm in Pink World now. Ooh, look.

Yeah.