SGA’s Game 2 Masterpiece, Summer NBA Chaos Watch, McDavid’s Cup Quest, and ‘Tires’ With Ryen Russillo
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Very by State. All right. Sunday night. Just watch game two. Indiana. OK, see, I'm sorry, Rosillo. I thought that might actually be a good game. I was all excited to just say like, holy shit.

We're on pace for an amazing series. And all of a sudden, halfway through the second quarter, that game slipped away. And that was it. Indiana got the game they wanted. 1-1, heading back to Indiana for game three. But what's your big takeaway from that one?

uh, masterful game from SGA. I mean, this was the full display of his ability of his understanding, his smarts, his efficiency. I mean, the stuff that he was doing, he was just in control of the whole thing. And it was, it was just so like functional, you know, that's the difference. Like I enjoy the visual of ant more than I do SGA. I've never for a second thought ant was a better player than SGA, but like, this is the part where it's just,

So much of the focus on what he's doing, dictating things, getting empty on the left side, going, if you're going to double me, I'm going to do this to you. If you do this, I'm going to do this. And it was like every single move he made was just the right one. He was awesome.

Yeah, SGA was the takeaway. I actually felt like they didn't talk about him enough on the broadcast because to me, no, just that was, I thought they could have done five, six more minutes on this guy's just dominating the Pacers. They seem fixated on Halberd not taking control offensively. I thought, okay, see when this game offensively, you know, they were, they controlled the rebounding in this game. Last game, they didn't. SGA was the best player in the court.

by far. They got a really good, uh, Dork game. They got a really good Caruso game. And Wiggins. And then some Wiggins threes. And that's just like, that's, OKC has had 30 games that looked like that during the course of the season. SJ is awesome. Three roll guys step up. They get a couple defensive patches. And, uh,

I got to say, I didn't mind how Halliburton played. I know sometimes it looks a little dicey when you look at the box score at halftime and you're like, ah, why isn't he asserting himself? But I think he's one of those guys that just makes the right play a lot. And the way OKC was defending him, the people that are throwing at him, he's just not going to dribble into two guys. He's not going to try to take 24 footers with two hands in his face in the second quarter of a game. He feels it out.

He almost attacks the game like a hockey player. And he ramped it up in the fourth quarter. But I certainly didn't think he was the reason they lost. Did you? I wouldn't put him in the top five. Well, I think he's in the top five. You put him top five? I would not. I mean, five? You can come up with five reasons why the Pacers lost this before Halliburton. Yeah, couldn't stop SGA. Role players couldn't shoot. Second quarter, what was it? 33-27? Yeah.

And all of a sudden, OKC blew the game open when he was on the bench. I thought they didn't control the boards in the same way. And I really thought they were going to get something from Matherin in this game, and they didn't again. And what did Matherin? McConnell had 11. Matherin, 14. But most of those were when the game was pretty much done. And then Toppin just had three. Toppin was one for eight.

They couldn't get that the bench guys to really get going in the same way. I don't know. Okay. So he was going to win this game. It was an easy bet. That was why the line was 11 and a half heading in there, but I don't know you. So you thought you thought there was some blame on Halbert. Yeah. I mean, I think it's 180 and he has two baskets. So in the way that we've started to talk about Halliburton, the expectations that you're not going to be invisible offensively. And I think you're right that, you know, it's,

In the past, we talk about like, hey, where's this guy? And then everything just kind of goes crazy in the playoffs with how much we adjust some of the ceilings on the players. And we know that he is fully capable of just not having a great scoring game. But to your point, being very in control of everything that's happening and making the right decisions and everything. But he just wasn't aggressive at all. Like when he finally had that second make.

The game basically felt like it was over anyway. And it was, um, that might've been the third make, but it was just a simple like handoff. And then he runs his guy into the handoff for the screen. It just gets a little bit of momentum going towards the hoop and hits this floater. And you're like, all right, you know, where's,

How hard is it to do that a few more times earlier on? I do think with OKC's defense, you know, I'm crediting the Pacers and Halliburton and Carlisle for using him off the ball instead of just doing this straight, hey, we're going to do this thing over and over and over again right at you. And then it becomes easy to defend, especially against this team, meaning the Thunder, who they've been defensively. But

I don't know. I just would have liked to see him be a bit more aggressive. I wouldn't spend an hour trashing the guy because that would that would feel unfair of what he's done. But he just yeah, I don't. I mean, the easiest thing in the world is just to be like, oh, you need to do more. You need to. Well, no shit. No shit. He needs to do more. But I'm not like mad at him today. Right. I thought game five of the New York series. I thought he was. I thought that was a really strange game by him.

I didn't feel like this game was that strange. Dort was, I voted for Dort for defensive player of the year. I thought Dort threw everything he had at him. It was interesting when they interviewed Jalen Williams at the end of the third quarter and they're like, what are you doing to slow down Halbert? And he's like, Lou Dort. Lou Dort, he's going full tilt. And then when he comes out,

There's Caruso and their entire game plan was like, we got to make other people beat us. We can't let him get going. And also when they were making shots, they couldn't run. So I don't know. I'm sure he'll look at stuff and maybe, maybe he'll try to get going in some ways, but I thought he took some, he took a couple good threes that I thought were going in. They didn't. And the problem for them is when he's not scoring and they're not getting fast break points, all of a sudden it starts to, we start adding up and it's like, shit, how are they going to get to 110?

If he's not going to have points and they're not going to get fast break points and they're not going to hit a bunch of threes. And that was it. But you know, they got the game they won. Now OKC gets to go back to Indy. That Indy game three is going to be, you know, I'm sure all the Indiana legends will be there. The crowd's going to be crazy. And we've seen OKC on the road look a little sketchy. Sometimes, you know, they're a different team at home than on the road. So if I'm Indiana, I'm like,

We're good. We have three games at home. Let's do this. Did you see any adjustment stuff from OKC other than they played? Seemed like they played the bigs a little bit more, but it wasn't like dramatic. Holmgren played 27. Hartenstein played 22. So they never went super small, I don't think. Other than that, I didn't really see anything.

Yeah, I love the Hartenstein minutes again. I liked them in game one. And, you know, there was a couple things I was looking for. And I thought the double big stuff really worked. I mean, they were a disaster on the boards in that first game. The Pacers had 56 boards. They were plus 17. They hold them to 35 boards. Granted, better shooting as well. But a minus eight for the Pacers on this one. So there was how much he wants to do the double big stuff. It seems pretty clear. And this is the other thing that I saw in that last regular season game is that

I don't know if OKC is worried about Hartenstein being a target for all of these different guys that are really good with the ball in their hands. You know, it's like four different guys. If they feel like if they go double big, then it's a real concern. What's going to happen with Siakam, I imagine is part of thinking about it. But, you know, sometimes when we think about different roster options and which five guys you want out there, we only think of the downside to what those things can be. And I

I liked the minutes tonight from those guys, and they didn't... That was another thing with Game 1. I thought he brought back SGA a little late. Tonight, it didn't really matter. He brought him in two minutes after Halliburton, and I thought Carlisle... I talked with Legs about it. Carlisle was probably thrilled that they went small to close the last three-plus minutes in Game 1, being like, all right, great, because now we don't have to worry about Miles Turner being a target as much, even though Turner was kind of like their offensive plan, it felt like, for much of the third quarter. So...

By that point, the game didn't really matter to see if they were going to experiment with something small again. And you're right about the pace thing. The pacers always have...

This Knicks series versus this series, it looks so different because the Knicks could not ever figure out a way to adjust to the transition part of it. And that transition part of it through these two games, I think it's concerning. It's great they got the split, obviously. They're huge underdogs in this. But have you felt like at any point during these two games where you're like, oh, there's Indiana, like out rushing and just flying and getting those easy buckets and the defense is scrambling? No.

Like, it's just something I thought about as this one went final. I'm like, I don't really remember any part of this offense in the last two days or last two games where it felt like it was just so unrelenting because of their pace. Yeah, and that's the thing with Halliburton. Like, he's not like a mega usage guy, you know? And if he misses a couple shots early and if he's not going to run the ball on the fast break, it's not like he's going to figure out how to get 20 shots the way SGA would. I'm with you. There was a couple moments where

when they ran, when they actually had like lanes and you're like, oh, there it is. But,

I really think OKC's entire game plan is for that not to happen. You know, they're just... They're sending multiple dudes at Halliburton and they don't want Indiana to run. When Indiana runs, they're a different team. I think at home, they're going to be able to run probably a little bit more. So I was with you on the double bigs and they only did it, it felt like, for maybe four or five minutes. But in those minutes, they just seemed huge compared to Indiana because Indiana's just not a big team. I wonder...

conversely with Indiana, are they going to go super small and try to have like multiple guards and multiple handlers? Like, will they play McConnell, Hal Burton and Nembhard at the same time? Shit like that to try to make it a little more chaotic and track meaty. Trying to think of what adjustments they would do. I think you're in a lot of, if you're that small though, man, and even like to the Pacers small lineup,

It's not necessarily that small because Top and Siakam are probably the preferable five, depending on what they want to do with the rest of the guards. But...

you know, OKC's a big team. And even though Caruso and Wallace are their smallest guys, they're just such badasses and they're so strong. Caruso's in on everything. Like that stuff when the game starts to get to a point where like other guys are tired and he's just on the baseline and it feels like he's just everywhere and everybody's forgetting about him and how hard he's fighting for position and becoming like this last second little thing. It's just,

He's all over the court. Sometimes he's under the rim. Then he's in the corner. Then he's under the rim again. It's like, how'd you get over there? I also feel like, and I don't care who wins this series. I'm amazed by how much he gets away with with the hand checking and stuff. He's just...

the way he uses his hands, it's gotta be so frustrating to go against him. Cause like everything's a foul. So nothing's a foul, right? He's just, he's establishing contact and he's just, that's what he's doing. Um, and it's really effective. And then they, you know, Wallace is another one who's a little bit handsy. Dort is just like built like a fucking football linebacker. Um,

I can't imagine Hal Burns having a great time in this series. Even the game-winning shot he hit at game one, that was not an easy shot. It was funny because we went right after the game and I only saw that play and then we went right on. There were so many fascinating wrinkles to that last play.

where they, it seemed like there was a split second where he could have backed or to see Akam for a game winning layup. And Caruso was kind of frozen by the possibility of it. But, um, the shot he ended up making, it's so weird to see somebody, they think they're going to pass and then shoot at the last second. But my point is nothing's, nothing's coming that easy, Tim. Uh, do you think, okay, see, has this, has those first two games changed any opinion you had on this series?

You know, I think the only thing, not really. So the simple answer is no. I thought it was going to be really hard for the Pacers to solve this defense four times for four wins in a seven game series. But with what the Pacers have done here historically with these comebacks and what is it, eight and one in clutch games. So of course tonight doesn't get into the clutch category. The only thing you were thinking about in between game one and two, at least for me, you know, I'll ask you, but

It was, is there going to be some weird, like the Pacers are just more comfortable in this spot? Uh, because it seems a little silly to be like, you know, the Thunder were young and this is still sort of new to them. And it's like, well,

It's not like the Pacers have been in seven Eastern Conference Finals here. This is exactly like this hardened team, even though they made it to the Eastern Conference Finals last year, so they make it one more round. So I was letting those thoughts enter my head, but I never felt conclusive of going, does Indiana have this intangible advantage that's hard to describe other than there's just certain teams that look comfortable in these moments and other teams that don't.

It's so funny you mentioned thoughts creeping in your head. About halfway through that first quarter, when it was going back and forth, and OKC looked a bit frazzled and the pace was a little chaotic, but Indiana seemed really comfortable with how it was going. And I started thinking, maybe they just love the speed and physicality and everything of an OKC series in a way that other teams seem to eventually shrink from it. Maybe they're just finding themselves. Maybe this team is just...

hitting some gear. And there's been examples in history. Like I remember in 04 with the Pistons, as that Pistons Lakers series went along, you could kind of feel them growing into just the dominant team. And same with the Spurs against the Heat 2014. So I didn't, I did, I was watching going, huh, maybe Indiana is just awesome, you know? And then all of a sudden they're down 15 in the second quarter. It's like, okay, some still, still some limitations here. Uh,

I still think OKC is going to win the series. I think the books agree. The home part of this, and I'd love to know the updated odds when you get those. But if you think of the two things that have happened for these two teams to be meeting for a championship, OKC has been destroying teams at home. So what happened tonight is actually very normal. I mean, they beat Memphis by 50 points.

They lose on the only other game that they've lost at home now. So they've lost two playoff games at home. Two really dumb last 10 seconds of the game losses. So it's the Aaron Gordon game winner. Everything else has been double figures. And then the only lead the Pacers have in game one is when Halliburton hits it with 0.3 seconds left. Yeah. So...

Those are probably more anomalies than some of these other games they have on their resume. Like whether it's, you know, they have game two against Denver. They beat them by 43 in game two. They kill them in game seven. You know, they put it to Minnesota in those third quarters. They play that epic game at Minnesota in game four and win that one. And then it's like, okay, well, what kind of fight does Minnesota have? And then they lose by 30. So there's just some serious ass kickings.

that happened especially in that place. Yeah. Uh, so tonight, tonight, I guess you could argue kind of both games make sense because of what the Pacers have done and what the Thunder have done. So we're at one, one. They're minus five 60. Here's my sports radio topic for you. Oh, nice. Is the NHL finals officially more interesting than the NBA finals this year? Because the NHL finals have been unbelievable. Yeah.

That game, that game too, the other night, um, was out of control. That was one of the best, uh, finals hockey games I've watched. And there's so many storylines in Florida. It seems like they have every annoying guy in the league. They have like an all-star team. And then you have McDavid that, uh, assist he had in the, in the first period when he basically juked two guys and got it to, uh,

to LD for the old goal there. I just, I don't know. It's been an amazing series. You're watching that. It's like two teams at the peak of their power. It's like McDavid, the best, probably the best NHL player who hasn't won the cup, like ever.

And then you have this Florida team that has a chance to go back to back and has all these great players on it. And then you watch this OKC Indiana team where it's like, OKC, probably not the team they're going to be two years from now. They'll probably be even better in 2027. And then Indiana, who's just having this kind of miraculous, crazy run. And it just seems way more, I don't know, just random than that Florida Edmonton where you're like, holy shit, this could be one of the defining NHL series we've had.

That's my case. I've loved these two games as I expected to love them. So yeah, I've enjoyed the cup final more than the NBA finals. It's not even close. No. But I think when we get to Indy, I think the NBA finals can rise up. The other thing that's a very selfish reason is there's nothing like watching a sporting event and not having to have any fucking takes. You like the relief? Yeah.

It's awesome. I don't take notes. I don't know what the hell's going on. So I was just like, this is fun. Like, I'm just going to sit here and enjoy the sport because I'm dropping in. So I feel like I'm like, it's almost like voyeurism. It's like, all right, I'm gonna hang out here in the bushes.

and watch what's going on. I thought that went to French Open the last few days too. I just hopped in. Creepy Bill. I watched the third, fourth, and fifth sets from Hiding Behind a Tree. I was just like, this is the best shot making I've ever seen in my life. I mean, it's on clay, so it's a little different. You have a little more chances to have rallies and stuff, but holy shit. That's understood. Holy shit, was it great. What's the storyline? Play it out. For which one?

Is there anything, I mean, certainly you would say, hey, SGA cements his place in this game. I think that's why people are struggling with this series. Because if OKC wins, the takes are, is this the start of like a little mini dynasty? You go backwards and you're like, is this like 2015 Warriors? Is this 2000 Lakers? You go through these teams that had these half decade runs. It's just the start of that. If Indiana wins, it's the...

Probably the single craziest champion we've had since you and I have known each other. I mean, you'd have to go back. Maybe you'd have to go into the mid-90s Rockets that one year when they were like, were they like 40? The back-to-back, the second. Was it the first season? One of those seasons, they were just underdogs in every series and somehow won. But at least they had Hakeem. It made more sense. Clutch City. Yeah. So how would a Pacers championship compare to Dirk's championship against the Heat?

Well, Dirk was an all-time great player. So at least like in, in the way we look at basketball and the way we've learned about basketball, it at least makes some sense. Indiana winning where you said it yourself, like, like you're still struggling whether Hal Burton's the top 10 player or not, because he's on all the lists now. And you're like, all right, if he's a top 10 player, why did I forget he was out there for the first half of game two of the finals? Um,

I don't know. It was just the 04 Pistons would be the only other one, but that team had just that starting five was almost their superstar identity. What did they make? Eight, or excuse me, was it six Eastern Conference Finals in a row? Right. The Detroit team? But they were huge underdogs in 04. I think they were like plus 400. No doubt. People were handing the title to the Lakers. Yeah, I'm not saying that wasn't really surprising. And maybe this is year two of like,

the Pacers being in the Easter conference finals a bunch of years in a row. Like it's, it's certainly not impossible, especially when you start thinking about what these could look like after this summer. But, you know, if anyone's going to be left, we might, we might not have enough guys for an all-star team in the East. If the Celtics clean house and if Giannis goes West, we're going to be a major trouble. I know. Right.

I mean, the Knicks are still going to be good. I think Cleveland's still going to be good, but whatever. I think we've already done this before, but you know how like storylines, like one of the biggest reasons why people got an F1 is because of the storylines. Cause now you had this familiarity with these characters. It was this,

very elitist kind of world, you know? I remember Kevin Clark writing about it. He's like, the drivers are like good looking and all the locations are like the best places in the world. And so there's this almost like lifestyle is the rich and famous element to when you would get into F1. But the biggest thing was, and what every league is always hoping to do is can you make a connection with the fans? So they now care about the outcomes of these games because there's some attachment, right? Yeah.

And it made me think about hockey. Like, sure, I want McDavid to get a cup because he is that special. And I hate it when the great ones don't.

have it and there's this like like i would have been furious if pedro ended up without a world series like that would bother me you know i probably eventually would have gotten over it and gone off in retirement been okay but even even players i don't like you know like i don't know do you have a gym when you're retired you'll be fine probably yeah you know found the youth um you know even barry bonds like there's something to be said of like i i still wish he had won um

what was it? 2002? It was the Angel Series. Yeah, right. He did everything he could have possibly done. Yeah. But at that time, 20 years ago, I was rooting for Bonds because I was like, I want him to be recognized. And it's the same kind of thing with McDavid. But then you add in the rematch and the down 3-0 last year and just, I mean,

I don't know that I care about any of the storylines other than, and this also could be what's happening to me. Like I even messed around with the soccer match today after the tennis, because it's same thing with F1. I know we've talked about it a little bit is I'm enjoying sports that are not disrupted and hockey is not disrupted for these really, really long stretches. And you're just watching guys play. And unfortunately the basketball and football, uh,

the ends of these games that hold dramatic like tension edge of your seat because you're actually constantly getting a chance to like reset emotionally and in hockey you don't have any time like you're afraid to even look at your phone for a second when we had what we had on Friday night so

I love the sport. I don't talk about it very much. But because again, I don't really feel all that comfortable talking about it because I'm not that versed on all the minor details of it. But I, yeah, I mean, there's no question. I've enjoyed those two games more than games more than two of the NBA finals. I was at a birthday party Friday and there was no TV on and it was like an outside backyard, but they had a TV. I made the host put the

hockey game on. Like, can you put it on? So he finds it, puts it on and like nobody else in the party cares. And I'm like, third period, we gotta, I need a couple of people. Like we gotta, and within, I don't know, two minutes, there was like five, five guys just kind of like riveted by it because it was, it's that kind of finals. Um, and then every once in a while, McDavid just goes really fast. It's so funny. People who know nothing about hockey are like,

What's the deal with that guy? Well, I see so much faster than everybody else. It's like, that's McDavid. He's probably the best player.

pissed offensive player the league's ever had since Gretzky. Watching him go fast, though. No, I'm with you on this. There's nothing more exciting than him going fast. He doesn't even have to do anything. And I get so excited once he just decides I'm going to go faster than everybody else. I like when they run the play where it's like a... Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No, they're in their own end and they almost do like a... It's like an inbounds play in the NBA when they have the guy running full speed.

but they'll do it just to try to create space so he can heat up fast and go fast. And he just flies and it's really fun. He goes so fast that you almost wonder...

Could he go just like in video games? Could he just go around the net and just wrap it around and they wouldn't even know what happened? Anyway, that game went into double overtime. And it's interesting because Marchand, he's on Florida. They trade the conditional second round pick for him and it activates if they make the round three, which they do. And then, you know, he comes up massive and

And now he has the third most playoff goals ever. It was hard not to, uh, hard to root against him. I don't even know who I'm rooting for. I bet on Edmonton for the series, but it's hard for me not to root against him. Um, what I love about Florida is how many annoying guys they have. I think they might've broken the record. They have the most guys who will do something cheap right after the whistle that I've ever seen in my life. It's like whistle. And then Bennett's just like,

Elbow somebody's side of the head. What? I didn't do that. What do you mean? But yeah, it's a really good series. I think it's a good point that you made about the storylines thing because it is one of these... Everyone's going to just point to the ratings because the ratings would be terrible tonight, right? It'll be like, oh, this is the worst Sunday night rating we've had since so-and-so because the game was decided the third quarter. It's two small markets.

It's two teams we don't have a lot of familiarity with. And it's a league that we've talked about many times in this podcast that has refused to push the next generation of teams because they're just putting the old stars on over and over and over again in the biggest spots. These are two teams that we knew were good heading into the season. OKC was on TV a decent amount. I don't think Indiana was, but you kind of learn these guys through the playoffs.

And I don't think the league, you know, if you're going to criticize the league on anything, it's just not pushing the younger teams that they know are going to be good. We knew these teams were going to be good. And I don't think they were on TV enough. Would that have changed the rating? I have no idea. Probably not. I don't know. No, because I mean, as great as SGA is, and, you know, I think tonight was really special.

It was a really special game that wasn't just scoring. It was like, okay, this guy's at another level than the other nine guys, whoever the other nine guys are that are out there. And so it's just nice. You know, it's nice if they get this to have something like that in this MVP season, have that kind of game on his resume in the biggest spot, right? And there's still going to be bigger spots. We'll see what happens. But he's a really quiet dude. You know, he's not, he's not going crazy.

He's great for a franchise to be the face of your franchise because you're just not dealing with any bullshit. But sometimes the bullshit brings people in. I think we all like drama. And this league is...

become so popular in a way that's unlike the other leagues. And I'm not, I'm not talking about ratings, but just like the daily consciousness of it. And certainly you and I are far too in it. So maybe we're not even great gauges with this, but the amount of like nonsense that we spend hours talking about, which is actually just good because there's an awareness of this league.

These are two teams like there's no nonsense. And that's awesome for the coaching staff. It's awesome for the locker room. But there's not really this like, it doesn't feel like there's anything necessarily at stake other than the championship. And for those secondary viewers, it's,

there's there's probably just a lot of boredom be like oh so their best player is like incredibly efficient with pull-up jumpers and the free throw thing hasn't been an issue really i don't think at all i mean the third core is a free throw a free free throw fest either uh both going both ways but you know what i mean like there isn't there isn't this like big engaging personality uh which again is great if you have to work every day with these people but

the next day stuff and getting your mom to be like, what's on TV? It's not a great matchup for that. My daughter came and watched Game 2 with me and I don't think she looked up more than like five times. She was just on her phone. I think that's what it's probably going to be for casual viewers. It's a good point on SGA. He just does everything really well. He was awesome tonight and not awesome in like

you know, there's those two ways of being awesome in the NBA game. And he's like in the quiet, efficient, almost like a Greg Maddox, just getting guys out. Not. No, it's perfect. Not doing like the 17 strikeouts. Did you see that interview with him where he got asked a question and he did the deep sigh and like search for the answer for like 10 seconds? It was pretty interesting. So I forget. I think it was Malika. He asked him something. He was like, Oh,

Like really wanted to come up with a good answer for it. It was just unusual because a lot of these guys are so media trained for moments like that. And these guys are still like getting used to being famous people. You know, Shay's famous. I don't know. But he's a Canadian star who's been in the spotlight for a while, but he's not like famous, famous. Seen a couple of commercials now. I don't think he's, I wouldn't say he's one of the 10 most famous players in the league right now.

Yeah, that's bad if that's your MVP. And I'm not being critical of them. I just don't know that there's... And this becomes like this kind of circular thing where it happens all the time. Like I always kind of

whether I joke with you or other people that are in this business with us, it's like no one's ever lost a show because of them. They've only lost a show because people didn't do enough to promote it. Right. Right. Right. Okay. You know what? That contract, I wasn't really into it. Didn't like the producer. So I was showing up, I was giving you like my C plus game. Um, yeah. And this oddly feels like I'm sort of saying something about, uh,

someone specific, but I'm not. I'm not saying anything specific. I'm just saying that that's the norm is as soon as something's over, it'll be like, oh, well, you know, I could have done this or this could be better than the whole thing. And there's, remember like the baseball stuff? It's like baseball's declining because they're not marketing their stars. I've heard it with the WNBA. Like they don't market enough. And I always wonder, it's like, well, if SGA is this buttoned up, what are you supposed to do?

Like, is it because if OKC were on national TV 12 more times this year, would the NBA finals ratings be better? And I'm asking. I don't I don't know the answer to that. But sometimes we just default to this. Well, the league should have done this. The leagues do a bad job here. And it's like, I don't know. Sometimes people just they're just not interested. They just might not be interested. There's nothing you can do.

I remember 07 when LeBron made the finals against San Antonio and LeBron was still pretty new, right? It was like, I think his fourth season. And the ratings for that finals were terrible because it was a mismatch and we didn't have a real history with LeBron yet. And then he had his two MVP seasons in 09 and 2010. And that was when it was like going to be LeBron versus Kobe. And that became the storyline. And then LeBron didn't make the finals of the year. It was interesting.

His shoe, I think the biggest selling shoe he ever had was 2011 after the decision. It was like he needed the soap opera of the decision to go to that next level for people like our parents to have opinions on him. Maybe SGA, maybe he needs a career polarization consultant position.

Yeah, but what's he going to do? Demand? What could he possibly do? This is actually the greatest compliment you can give somebody who's the face of a franchise is that it's so consistently every day is the same. Boring. He's just an awesome teammate. Right. Can all my teammates come in and do my interview with me? I just want to like...

remind everyone listening, this is not even close to a criticism. This is like all you could ever want, especially somebody this young to be like, this guy already gets it. And look, Jalen Williams did the media availability stuff before the finals even got started. I was listening on NBA radio to his press conference, but I didn't know who it was right away.

I thought it was like a 45 year old coach. Like, who is this guy? I was like, this guy's really, really impressive. Yeah. And then I had to like hit the screen because it was like, you know, your phone, it wasn't coming up right. And then boom, boom,

It's Jalen Williams. And I'm thinking, my God, this guy's been in the league like just a few years. And this is what he sounds like already. Like these guys are so impressive. He might mean to do a Brett hit man heart did in the mid nineties. Cause he was, he was the champ. Well, he was a good guy. He was the champ, but he was kind of like, you know, he was just a professional guy. He's very similar to SGA actually just very good at his job. Canadian too, isn't he? Oh, Canadian. Always good matches. Yeah.

And then they kind of leaned into how do we make him a villain? And he started doing this kind of aggro Canadian guy thing and insulting, saying how Canada is better than America. And then the fans were like, what? And that became kind of a thing. That became his first nod. Maybe that's what SGA needs to do.

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For free entry prizes and details, message and data rates may apply. Void where prohibited. What are your expectations now? If you had to say, OKC will win the finals in blank games, how many games would you say? I said five, maybe it's six, but I don't see how the Pacers are going to solve this defense for four wins. I don't know who the offensive spark is going to be for situations like what happened today when they're able to limit Hal Burton and

I don't, it'd have to be like a Matherin top end, somebody that. You mean game one where everybody scored and everybody had like 10 rebounds? I don't think that's going to happen again. And they were still down 15 in the fourth quarter. Yeah. You know, they got away with the turnovers because OKC wasn't scoring on turnovers. I think it was 11 points off those 25 turnovers and Legs and I were talking about it on our pod going like,

You know how hard it is to only score 11 points off of 25 turnovers? That's harder than forcing the 25 turnovers. Just the anomaly of that. And they had such great balance. But Siakam doesn't have a field goal make in the second half of Game 2. Granted, he was at the free throw line nine times. So sometimes the field goal attempt make thing can be a little misleading when you're looking at the shot chart after the game's over. But instead of incredible balance, massive rebounding edge,

hitting the game winner. I mean, that game was not going their way for two plus hours until it did. And the Pacers have done it so many times, it were almost like, oh, that's not even weird for them. It's still kind of weird. Well, and then the flip side, OKC plays like one of the weirder offensive games they've played all year, where they basically just didn't pass the ball at all. Totally. They made a concerted effort in this game to be like, we got to move, make the extra pass. SGA led the way, and that was it. I would say...

I think Indiana gets one of the two in Indiana, just because I feel like OKC has looked gamey in some of these road games. And I think that atmosphere is going to be awesome. And I think Indiana is good at home. And I think they can get one. And I had OKC in five. I'd probably revise that to OKC in six. But I do not think we're getting seven. I just think OKC is too good.

And they really shouldn't have lost game one when you think of it that way, right? So I would kind of stick in the five to six range for them. Yeah, so like three is now harder for the Pacers because it's 1-1 than 2-0. You know, if it were 2-0, I would probably just pick the Pacers in game three. But I don't know. I don't know. Do the Pacers...

If the Pacers, if Halliburton doesn't hit that shot, OKC wins it. Do we see a better effort from them? Or do you see like there was one possession. It was 52-39 and I wrote this one down.

And at that point, it had gone from like 23 points to a 13-point lead. And you're like, man, here are the Pacers hanging in there. Because when it was 23, OKC had the ball, then they had a bunch of turnovers, multiple possessions. And so the Pacers getting back into the game. But there was this stretch where they kept getting offensive rebounds on this one possession. But every shot after the offensive rebound was so hard. And then I think they ended up either getting free throws or had a make eventually. But there was just that moment when you're watching the Thunder swarm

And you're like, these shots suck. Like these guys have the ball and it's like, I guess I'll go now, but I don't really want to take this. But like, this is a bad shot because it's so contested, but I don't really know if there's anything better than, than what I'm doing. And they would take, and they kept getting off its rebound. But like that specific position, I was like, man, when the, when the thunder get it rolling like this, like it's a pretty helpless feeling. And then to your point, it's kind of like, all right, is it Siakam?

against mismatches are you going to run a ton of that are you going to have haliburton coming off of curls are you going to let nem heart iso are you going to run the post stuff that they did with turner who they like turner against chet in the post but nobody does it like nobody goes okay cool it's chet against turner for eight minutes let's make sure he gets a post touch every time down like nba teams just don't even want to do it even when they like their advantage

Well, and then the other thing, you get in the paint and you think it's a good thing to be in the paint, but against OKC, it's like the same circle of hell. Yeah. That's a great point. All of a sudden, these extra hands come out. There was that one when Halliburton beat his guy off the dribble and SGA came from behind him and did like the Spider-Man strip and just got all ball like that. No other team does shit like that. Wallace had a contest in the corner where he blocked it and I couldn't believe...

Against Neesmith. Yeah, and I was like, how do you block? Because the ball flies out, and I'm like, what? He got his hand on that? Especially when you're thinking of Wallace not exactly being the biggest dude out there. And he had a makeup brown, and it's not even just a contest. He blocks it. They have bad possessions defensively where it just feels horrifying. It's stupid. And if they just run back the team, I don't know why they wouldn't be a little bit better next year than this year.

because none of their guys are like exactly in their prime or past their prime, except for maybe Caruso. You could argue like maybe he's peaked as a basketball player. This is all we're getting. You could go through every other guy on that team and make a case they're going to be like 5% better next year. I don't know if they're going to keep Dort. I don't know if there's some salary cap mechanics that they have to do. And maybe, you know, you're bringing in Topich, whatever his name is, the rookie who got hurt.

you try to fill his minutes with more Wallace and maybe that's how you save some salary and push it towards Chet and Jalen Williams extensions. I don't know if they don't have to do that for another year, but this is probably the team. Florida's minus 115 to win the cup again. Edmonton's minus 104. So basically dead even. I don't know if you want to put some wood on or you're just naturally rooting for McDavid. I'm rooting for McDavid and everybody knows so much. I love the city of Edmonton.

So I was watching PTI before the finals and they had Butcher Grass on and they was basically like, just tell us, give us the storylines for the series. And he did this awesome McDavid thing, which I'm sure he's done on TV too, about this is the best player ever.

ever to have not won a cup yet. And it's not close. And you go through the history of hockey and nobody has ever been even close to being as good as this guy who hasn't won yet. And this is the moment. It's right here. They have some salary cap issues next year. It's going to be much harder with their roster. They have to do it this year. This is an incredible amount of pressure. He has to get it done this year. And I was driving my car. I'm like, yeah, he's got to get it done. I was like,

I was like fired up listening to it, but this is the, uh, this is the moment. And there's, there's no basketball storyline like that. I don't think, um, in hockey. Yeah. There's no basketball equipment on this. The only one I could like, it's basically like Dirk in 2011, but if Dirk was the best player in the league for like seven straight years and was in that same kind of Dallas spot, I guess would be the analogy, right? Who, who else would it be in the last 25 years?

Well, you'd have to be the undisputed best in the sport. And as great as Dirk was, he wasn't that. So is that LeBron just staying in Cleveland, never leaves, and now it's like 2016? Yeah, I think that's good. Yeah, I like McDavid. That video last year of him just screaming at everybody in the locker room was one of the best internet locker room videos I've ever seen in my life. I'm a huge Kapanen guy, another Finn.

Yeah. I don't know if he's any good or not. I played golf with one of the retired guys and I was like afraid to go like, is Kapanen good? You know, be like golfing with you. Be like, is Aaron Wiggins a Max guy, Bill? Is he? Would you rather have Aaron Wiggins or Michael Porter Jr.? I'm going to bring that up again. Man. I mean, look, Michael Porter Jr. is clearly the more talented player, right? Like we don't. Sure. There's no debate there, right?

Okay. Wow. I mean, I think I still take Porter Jr. just because the dribble shot making stuff when it's really good is bananas. B-A-N-A-S. Bananas. We're going to play a game called I Wouldn't Be Surprised If... because it is now June 8th. I think I misspelled bananas. Four weeks from now, a bunch of shit will have happened. We will have an NBA champion.

We will have an NBA draft. We will probably have a couple of trades in June. We will have some free agent signings in July and maybe even some more trades. And the league is going to look a lot different. Some people are saying it's going to be the craziest offseason. I can't imagine that. I still feel like I've heard this a couple of times, even from people we like, like Windhorse. I still feel like the Kawhi Paul George, Anthony Davis summer to me is the 10 out of 10 for crazy summers.

I don't know if we're topping that. Yeah, but Davis was in February, wasn't it? No, Davis, that trade, it was in July. Remember, they tried to trade him in February and it didn't go through. And then all those Lakers were stuck on the team for the rest of the year after they'd been in the trade. I remember, yeah, because I remember just only because it was Super Bowl and I was constantly, we were all on like a low. We were on Davis. And so I thought, all right, I forgot about that.

To me, that's the number one summer. Tough one to beat. But anyway. You seem to have animosity about expectations that it could be a crazy summer, though. That's what I like. I don't know. I mean, sure. There's a lot of there's a lot of stuff that feels like there's possibilities. It could be for it to be the craziest summer. I think Giannis would have to move. I think that's that's locked in. Yeah. And other stuff would have to happen. But we would have to have Giannis.

A Giannis trade would have to be part of that for that to even be in the conversation. Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if dot, dot, dot. Give me one. I wouldn't be surprised if, well, let me say it this way because it's not based on intel or anything, but the Celtics clearly have to make moves.

because of the finances. And it's hard to sign off on a team without Tatum and be like, that's fine. And then all the restrictions that are involved in a super expensive team without its best player. So...

I don't think tanking makes any sense. If the Celtics run it back with Jalen Brown and say, you know what, we get a really good player back in 25-26, probably going to be a great season. That's probably the case for almost every team that starts their year. It's okay, and we'll figure out a way to cut costs and move out some players, but we still want it to be Jalen Brown and Tatum. Having said that, if there's an offer out there that makes sense, I think they'd explore it. So yeah, I guess I wouldn't be shocked if Brown...

If they did treat it like a gap year, I could see the argument for both approaches. I would throw a third approach in. What if they just blew it up? And I would have been surprised three, four weeks ago, but I don't think I'd be as surprised now. What's blow it up mean? I mean, like multiple trades. Like they just say, fuck it. We're Tatum's not playing next year. When he comes back a year from now, we're going to reset everything and we're going to have a completely different team. So that would be.

Because what people have been talking about with them are they'll trade Drew and or Porzingis to get into the tax. I think the one thing, the one thing I would definitely put major money on is that they will shed 20 to 25 million somehow over the summer. And I don't know how they're going to do it, but they will. I guess the question for them is, could somebody overwhelm them with a Jalen offer, especially if Giannis doesn't get traded and Jalen becomes basically the best guy to get. If you're one of those teams that's right here trying to go up a notch.

And Jalen's probably the number one draft pick at that point. See, I like that. I hope it doesn't happen, but it may, it, it, I'm starting to get nervous that it might. What I like about what you said there though, is something I think we've touched on, whether it's on this pod or on our own stuff, but.

Sometimes it feels like you can get a little contagious where you're doing all the work with your staff. Ownership is bought into it. It's like, okay, we're going to go get one of these big ticket items. And then to your point, like you feel like you've done the prep work and not to say that a Jalen Brown package is the same as a Giannis package, but if Durant's available, like what's that package look like?

You know, what if Giannis pulls us? So it's just you feel like you've been prepping for this moment. And then all of a sudden, Horst and Milwaukee and Giannis and his agent are like, all right, we're fine. And I'm with you now. Like I already talked about how I've changed my mind after the combine where it just felt like there was too much conversation around it where it's like, well, then if you don't do it this summer, you're probably going to end up

like looking at a worse market for him next summer if Milwaukee has a bad season. So doing something that I would never want to do and trade Giannis if I were GM, to me, it makes more sense now for Chicago. Who knows? Could be totally wrong. But if that is pulled off, if the Durant thing is already kind of predetermined, then maybe you're right. Maybe there are three or four teams. It's like we were ready to like really swing for something

And, you know, the two other options aren't available here. Does that mean that people feel like they've done enough prep work and there's been enough conversations for that to be something that's easier to settle on? Well, how many teams do we think are stepping into the batter's box with their helmet on, doing the nomar with their gloves, like getting ready to take a couple swings here? Because to me, it's the Rockets and the Spurs are the two I'm watching. Then everybody keeps telling us that Toronto is like that too. But I just...

How are they getting, I don't know, even if they try to get somebody like Giannis, you're trading so much away to get Giannis. He's just basically in the same situation he's already in in the Bucs, right? I think that's a huge part of any Giannis trade is he's got to go to a team that's giving up assets, but is keeping enough of their team that it now makes sense for him to go to that team. You know what I mean? And that's where it's the Rockets and the Spurs are the two most likely for me because they can trade stuff and they can trade future picks, but still keep enough assets

that they become really interesting with him. And then the Knicks would be the other team, I think, for Giannis, which we've talked about before. And that would involve the Bucs being like, cool, call Anthony Towns. Where do we sign? And that would have to, unfortunately, be part of the trade, which is probably why it wouldn't happen. But my feeling is that Giannis stays...

And if they decide to do anything, they look at December, January, February when maybe, you know, by the time we get to December, eight teams hate their teams. And seven other teams are like, are we doing anything? And you just, we might not have enough teams that feel that way now, you know? So unless to me, unless it's the Rockets, because if I'm the Spurs, like, let's talk this out.

be this person who had to get a chance to get Giannis. And you're basically giving away the number two pick and all this other stuff to put him with Wemby and like Darren Fox, basically. And we're in the room with the owner trying to walk him through whether we should do that or not. Would you tell him? Yeah, do it. Because sometimes the window is now if you have a guy like Wemby, go for it, go for it. I think that number two, like people really love Harper. People really think he has a chance to be like a special offensive guard.

You know, and when you think like Wemby's pretty young, I don't know. Giannis is 31. He's been in the league since 2013. And I just wonder if the, are the timetables kind of staggered a little too much? Where's Wemby going to be a year from now versus five years from now? Would it be more fun to just kind of grow into the Wemby team versus to just press the button and go for it immediately? Whereas Houston, I think is in a different spot.

it would be so much fun just to see how the Wemby Giannis piece fits together. Can you imagine, imagine them playing Indiana right now in the finals. They were like, yeah, they're having trouble, trouble driving into the paint against Wemby and Giannis. Indiana is going to go to a zone here, I guess. Um,

They're unveiling their Tony Bradley, Thomas Bryant, Miles Turner lineup. Indiana's putting James Johnson again, hoping to goad Giannis into a fight. I don't know. So would you tell them slow play this or would you tell them it's Giannis, you got to go get him? If they're sold on Harper...

then, you know, the contractual control and all that kind of stuff. But sometimes I think we make this really complicated. Like if you have a chance to get Giannis, and this is why I think these teams do this as often as they do, and maybe it's changing a bit with the financial restrictions. But again, we'd have to see this play out for multiple years before I think we have any kind of answer. But you've talked to enough of these guys that run these teams. Like you hope at one point in your life, you get a fucking player as special as Giannis on your roster. I thought you were going to say Wemby when you said that sentence up.

Yeah. Okay. Whatever. When B ends up being, you might end up with two of those guys at the exact same time. Right. And the Spurs, you could say we've actually had like four of them, but, um, I don't think people can help themselves. I don't think people can say no. When Giannis is available, like to think of that actual call where it's like, okay, we would, we would do this. Now Spurs ownership feels like they've had so much success, certainly pretty buttoned up place. Um,

Maybe they're the outlier. It's like, no, we kind of like the way we do things. So that would be the what would Sam Presti do? It's the old what would Belichick do? Now it's what would Sam Presti do? Sam Presti would not trade for Giannis. I think he would rather build around the assets and build around Wemby and try to build a sustainable decade around a guy versus going for the kill quick. Yeah, you're probably right. It doesn't mean it's right. Yeah, but...

I think you have to have a certain level of juice. You got to have some kind of equity in your city as a franchise, and you have to have that kind of equity with ownership for you to be able to tell the owner who's ultimately saying yes or no to all this stuff. Like we shouldn't do this. We shouldn't grab. And as expensive as Giannis is on the north side of 30 and some of the injuries, fine. But it's Wemby's contract coming. Plus, you got to pay Fox next year. So now you have three max guys, which is death with the second apron system.

That'd be the other reason not to do it. I mean, how would you handle it if you owned a team and they were like, hey, we just got off the phone Milwaukee, like we can have the second or third best player in the world on our team? I would. So if I'm the Spurs owner, I would be absolutely obsessed with trying to figure out how good Harper can be.

I would have a whole wing of my front office just crunching Harper tape, studying interviews, every piece of it. Because if he has a chance to be either special or close to special, I think that changes the equation. This is not like the Lakers trading for Anthony Davis and the fourth pick in the draft and it's DeAndre Hunter. And it's like, fine, take them. You know, this is,

if this guy could be like a special running mate with Wemby and that'd be two years apart basically. And you would have them just kind of ascending together. And it's, and I've heard this stuff about, well, that's, would be weird with him and Fox. It's like, fine, trade Fox. If Harper's special, like you'll have moves. It's not like you're stuck with whatever team. So, so it would, that would, what would become that? Could I get somebody really special with the second pick in a draft that everybody loves?

And if I feel like I could, what kind of timetable in mind would one be? When do we think when B can be somebody who could be in the finals as the best player in the series or one of the two best players? Is that two years away? Is it three years away? Giannis does. I mean, Giannis has a lot of games and some miles on him. That would be the other thing I would worry about with tall guys is they hit their early thirties. The history of that. I would be doing studies on that. Every seven foot and up guy from age like 31 on what happened to them.

Um, but if I'm Milwaukee, I'm, that's my dream trade, right? Can I get the number two pick? Can I get Devin Vassell and Harrison Barnes and some future picks? Like that's, that would enable me to do a real reset and build around somebody. Yeah. But the thing that sucks and why, if you're Milwaukee, you're like, okay, we're getting their picks, but it just sucks to go through your own rebuild without your picks. Without your picks. But you think maybe we'll be good in a year. Maybe we'll take the hit.

for one year and then maybe it'll be okay after that well dylan harvard's that good then i don't know you tell me how much crunching can be done yeah i've done a done a bit of crunching here in the spare time i think the biggest thing with him is that he um he does everything that you want out of nba guys like the way at his size that high ball screen and coming off of that

And just the palette of shit that he can do to you is really good. And I don't even think his shooting is as bad as the numbers are because I think he's one of those guys that's like, hey, I'm this huge deal coming in. And some of these kids just love pulling up and taking bad threes. It's like watching Steph's influence at pickup games. You'll see some of these higher profile five star guys that have all the game and want to get their numbers and stuff.

And his shot selection, his decisions on where he'll decide to pull up from, it's bad. His shooting isn't bad. When he pulls it, because he's like, ah, fuck it, I'll pull it from here. But the way he gets going and just the way the NBA plays, it runs its offense. You could just see it. Like, okay, this is why everybody likes this guy this much because he's 6'4 1⁄2". He's got this handle. Again, I think he's a better shooter than the numbers.

I'm going to do a, I wouldn't be surprised if I wouldn't be surprised if Katie to the Spurs is done already and they just haven't announced it. Like it's basically they've, they've agreed on specifics and they'll just announce it the week of the draft.

I'm not, don't aggregate that. I have no inside info. It just feels, this is, goes back to the honest thing. I think they're just going to trade for KD and it'll cost a lot less. They'll be able to be really competitive and maybe even go a couple rounds in the playoffs, but they're also going to keep the number two pick and do it that way would be my prediction. Do you like KD and San Antonio more than you do Minnesota? So what's Minnesota giving up in this scenario? Uh,

Because they're not allowed with the second apron plus, they're not allowed to do sign-in trades, right? They can't like sign Nas Reed and then trade him for KD. I thought there were restrictions against this stuff. I'm still trying to figure out. It's so punitive to be above. So I know they can trade two guys and get one back. They can patch stuff together. So Randall would have to be in it. So the Suns would have to be excited about Julius Randall, which I'm suspicious of.

Even though he had a mostly good playoffs. Yeah. And he also has the player option too. So you'd have to figure out what you're doing there. You'd have to opt him in. But if I'm him, I'm opting out and trying to be a free agent. Are you? Well, there's no free agents. But there's who's, who's given him 31 million. You're doing sign and trade stuff. I think at this point. Yeah. I'm just talking if he's just totally, I mean, all this stuff would be figured out ahead of time.

I like your Spurs. I like your Spurs kind of like, hey, this is way cheaper. We keep the number two. You're probably going to fall in love with the guy. Vassell has to be in the trade. I think it's Vassell and Barnes with a future first and you call it a day. Durant's got a year left in his contract. He's 37. You're not getting a shitload for him at this point. You bring in Sohan and be like, annoy Beal so he retires.

It's a big and so ahead. You signed the NASA's as a free agent and you just have the NASA's just bulldozing in the builder in the practices. Like you just your whole job this year. You're not going to get a lot of minutes, but we want Lou door. You're going to be Lou door against Beale every practice all season long, even in the layup line. You know, like 40 years ago, I remember reading a sports illustrated story. I think it was Chicago.

They didn't like Reggie Theus. He was the star of the team. They just basically benched him and stopped playing him as a way to like humiliate him. And there was an article about it. I barely remember the details. Then they ended up trading him, I think, to Sacramento. But it got so contentious, they just basically took his playing time away as like a way to be vindictive. And I wonder, is that the only move left for Phoenix? Like Bill just doesn't play.

He just sits on the bench. Phase one was this year. Just waits away for two years. But I'm saying like, you just don't play him. You're like, we expect you to show up on time, suit up, and you just never play. And maybe you like bring him in when it's like a 40 point game. You bring him in for like the last two minutes. He has to like stretch and come out. Like it's all about basically getting to break him so he waves the no trade clause. It sounds like the makings of an FX series. Breaking Beal. Yeah.

from the mind that brought you Parker Lewis, Can't Lose. John Landgraf's really high on it. He loves this idea. There'd be something there. Jordan Peele's an EP and Jordan Poole. Jordan Poole and Jordan Peele are EPs. Sounds like somebody's working on an outline. Yeah. You know how like,

Any place, anyone listening to this, you know who this person is because you've experienced it. But in the times where you have an issue with something at work and you're like, okay, but why am I having to do this? But this guy gets to do this. And then the person will just straight up look at you and go, because that guy's a huge pain in the ass. And if we don't do this...

He's going to be like, so you're just sitting here going, so you're telling me the lesson in this is that I need to be way more of a pain in the ass. Yeah. I have to be so like, you have to dread me being upset about something so much that I then end up getting my way. And that's not really the way it works with Beal, man. I don't know if there's anybody that's more comfortable being like, you think you're going to get to me. Right. And do whatever you want. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm good. It's like those stories they have now, the people torturing the Bitcoin guys to try to get their passwords. Deal. No trade clause. They're just psychologically torturing them. It's just not breaking. It's like you're not getting it. Do you want to do an I wouldn't be surprised if dot, dot, dot? Sacramento trades for Patrick Williams. Whoa, you went indie.

I was just, I don't know. You did Tribeca Film Festival on me. Yeah. Yeah. Chris Ryan's outside with a beanie, smoking a cigarette going. I liked it. I don't think you got it, dude. I don't think you got it, dude. It's good. No, watch it again. Yeah. No, there's some stuff going on. I don't think you bought. The Plas brothers liked it. You didn't like Slacker, dude?

Then that's why he didn't get it. Patrick Williams. That's a good one. Yeah, I was just doing like a Chicago Sacramento joke. I have another one later, but I know you have a couple. So empty the barrel, young son. Giannis stays on the Bucs was one of mine, but we already covered that. You don't think I felt like you were hot on the Knicks thing. The Bucs would. I think here's how it happens. Giannis goes to them and says, I've thought about it. I want to be traded to the Knicks.

You owe this to me. I won the title in 2021. I've been a great buck. I've been a great credit to the city. I've done everything I can do here. I would like to go to New York. And that's how it happens. And then it's like towns, bridges, three team trades and picks. And the bucks can basically salvage, I don't know, 80 cents of the dollar. I think that's the course. But I think Giannis would have to do that. And I just don't think he's going to do it. I don't think he's wired to do that. I don't see him. I just don't see it.

We followed that guy since 2013. I feel like I have a pretty good hand on him. I just don't see it. I think he's more of a batting his eyelashes. Ah, maybe, but I don't see him demanding a trade. And I don't think they're going to trade him unless a, somebody makes some crazy fucking offer or B he goes in and says, it's time. You got to trade me the golden state. You got to trade me the Knicks, but they're going to trade in the team. He wants to get, he wants to get traded too. I think would be my one bet. So I think they're going to do right by him. And,

He'll be smart enough to be like, yeah, I'm not, you know, you have to give me away, but send me the right team. Here's, here's one I have for you. And it's heated up in the last week. So I'm probably like two weeks late on this. Cause I felt this way for a while. Um, that I, I feel like Garland's going to be in play. And I think a lot of people in the league feel this way. And now in the last week, there's been some media people and there's been some buzz about it.

There's a couple pieces to this, which is Cleveland, the second apron, the tax. They have some real money stuff. So if they trade Garland, they have to go down a little bit. I was looking at Brooklyn for him. And that's going to be my, I wouldn't be surprised if dot, dot, dot team with Brooklyn. If it was Garland and Okoro and Cam Johnson coming back to the Cavs with the number seven pick and some other asset, because I think he's worth more than that.

but there's something there. And then if you're Brooklyn, you're like, we finally have our guy. This is one of the best 25 guys in the league. He's young. He's going to be his own team. He can be our Halliburton. We're going to build an entire roster around everything that he's good at. And we're going to try to basically do the Halliburton in Indiana. And this is our guy. And then if you're Cleveland, it's like, all right, we looked at that Mitchell Garland thing for a while. We can't pay Mitchell Garland anything.

And Mobley. We got to pay two of the three. We get to retool. We get another shooter. We get a draft pick. And I don't know. There's something about that trade that makes sense to me. What are your thoughts? Yeah, it makes sense. And like at least Brooklyn feeling like it has something. Although it felt like they had something with the way Cam Thomas came out at the beginning of this year. I mean, he was, he was lightened up. Even though he hasn't always been my favorite in the past. I just thought this version of him was better. Yeah.

I don't know. Does, does cam longterm make you think they wouldn't be like, Hey, let's add a smaller non-defensive guard next to him. Well, you get the seventh pick too, which I think could be a really good player in this draft. No, I'm talking about the nets, like your back porch, Garland and cam Thomas is cam Thomas on the perfect team, a six man, or am I crazy? Uh, I don't think he would agree with you. Um, it's the Colin Sexton problem, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Right. If you're a six man, we're doing great. Yeah. Sexy can get you buckets, but you just, you don't want to take 23 minutes a game, score some points for us.

Yeah, maybe. I know what you're saying here. It's like, okay, well, Garland isn't perfect. Well, then who? I mean, he's young. He can shoot and handle. We're talking about somebody who's going to be flirting with a lot of all-star appearances throughout his career. Although that's probably wouldn't be very good. So maybe he doesn't make the team because the team isn't good. But there's not a lot of homes for him because so many teams are already all in with whoever their point guard is. I was going through all the teams because I was like, man, if Garland's available,

There'd be a fucking line. And then you go through all the teams and teams that could actually trade and, and it, the list starts to shorten a little faster than you thought. Houston would be another one, right? Houston could, but that, but then that doesn't really help Cleveland from a, from a salary cap standpoint. Cause part of the deal would have to be, they'd have to cut salary in the trade, which is why Brooklyn's one of the only teams that can do that.

so i don't hate i don't hate what you're coming up with at all so like i'm not doing this where you bring up something and then i go oh there's all the reasons why it doesn't work because it's way easier to do it that way but it's it's kind of like a face of the franchise thing you know a team that thought that they had it figured out to now having a roster that i'll have nights with them where i'm like who the fuck is that and at least you would have a guy you think you can kind of

You can mold a team around him. I feel like, I don't know how good that team would be, but I think conceivably you can do it. Do you have another one? Yeah. I just don't see how the Sixers take, use that traffic. It's on my list. I think it's a pretty obvious one. It's not based on anything. It's just other than just common sense. Like maybe, maybe that front office goes, Hey, look with this team, we're never going to draft this high. And then if you fall in love with somebody, but,

I think from a development standpoint, unless you're just so good at doing the development stuff when you're not playing in the games, although with the way the injury history of that team, maybe there's more minutes available than I'm admitting to here. But like an ace Bailey, just never, you know, never playing. Does that make a ton of sense? Do you think there's any chance he goes third? I know not necessarily like, I don't think he goes third.

Yeah, I don't really understand. Are you saying... I think if Philly keeps that pick, I just think they would take Edgecombe because he fits the model of the kind of guy that Daryl has been picking for 20 years. I just think he would take him. And maybe Trey Johnson would be the other one. I got to say, just as you know, I dive in slowly and I do the YouTube thing and then I have a whole process. And by the time we get to the draft, I've done my whole YouTube deep dives and everybody. Trey Johnson gives great YouTube. Oh, yeah. Wow.

First initial foray into the Trey Johnson YouTube universe, I was like, whoa. Have you done Fears yet? No. Good? Good YouTube? Yeah. Yeah. It's like when he's at his best and the fact that he...

like flag reclassified so he's like you're younger than he than he should be with this stuff um when he's at his best with his ability to drive and just you can't stay in front of him like i just don't think there's actually as many people that we say like hey you can't stay in front of this guy can't stay in front of this guy but then there's also people like there's no health defense it's not necessarily that hard to get around defenders and then there's fears on this level of like when when he gets the angle on you it's it's over

It's a good quality to center in on in the NBA and with football receivers. Like football receivers are just always wide open because they just get wide open all the time. I'm pretty sure they're going to work in the NFL.

you know, for some reason the Patriots decided not to take any of them for 15 years. Um, do you want to hear something funny about Ace Bailey? Uh, this has nothing to do with him necessarily, but what we were talking about before Michael Porter Jr. Andrew Wiggins on ESPN for their draft coverage. Uh, let me double check because it's Jeremy Wu. Um, they did a high end and a low end. Oh no. Yeah.

And the high end is Michael Porter Jr. The low end is Andrew Wiggins. Who had a better career than Michael Porter Jr. Andrew Wiggins is going to have 20,000 points. And he was the second best player to final stand. Yeah. I was surprised. Andrew Wiggins is the low end to Michael Porter Jr.'s high end. I would have flipped that.

Or is it because Michael Porter Jr. Although there's an argument to be made that both guys are like so dynamic athletically. And yet you were like, should they have said Michael Porter Jr. on the right night? What if the ceiling or Michael Porter Jr. information? What if the ceiling was Aaron Wiggins? Aaron Wiggins on the right night or Mike? Yeah. Do you have any more? I wouldn't be surprised. Or should we take a break?

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I'm going to give you the top eight. Dallas, San Antonio, Philly, Charlotte, Utah, Washington, New Orleans, Brooklyn. So if I told you one of those teams is trading their pick, you would say Philly? If you had to bet your money, one of those eight teams will trade their pick. Dallas, San Antonio, Philly, Charlotte, Utah, Washington, New Orleans, Brooklyn. Yeah. I mean, if I had to bet, I would bet on Philly. I don't know what Utah is going to do because they probably don't want another guard, but

what are they supposed to do? Like pass on the better guard for a better positional fit for a team that isn't any good right now anyway. I mentioned this to Zach the other night, but it was late and he was groggy. I'm on high alert with Utah. Austin took that job. He had a quote in the press conference that I thought kind of gave me one of those where he was just like, yeah, we're not tanking anymore. He just said it matter-of-factly. I was like, all right. And around the league, people seem to feel like Markkanen

isn't not available. I would not be surprised if they got aggressive and said, okay, let's start coming up with something here. Like let's, let's figure out how to piece two for one. And if the one isn't a star, at least it's somebody who raises, you know, who are the five guys that are getting the minutes closing basketball game? We have all these little pieces.

cool but you know they're kind of like in that spot remember where Orlando felt like they were always just the one pick behind in the lottery from getting the guy that happened a bunch of years there it was it was God's way of getting back at them after the early 90s yeah it just just felt like Utah for a few years now it's just like oh cool we're picking here I like that fifth pick for them now they're gonna get somebody good with that pick

It's like this NBA draft every year. Like they might end up with the best guy in the entire draft other than Flagg with the fifth pick. You just never know. I'm going to give you a list. I made this in descending order. So highest quality guy down of possibly available guys. And I'm going to read you the list that I've not sent to you. Just hit the buzzer if it's somebody that you do not think is even possibly available. All right. Giannis, Jalen Brown, Garland Towns. Next level.

Jalen Brown didn't make you blink? Saying not available? Yeah, I'm saying possibly available. I think I would qualify Jalen Brown as much as I hate it and I hope they don't trade him. I don't think he's untouchable with the situation the team's in right now. Do you? No, not at all. So was I supposed to hit the buzzer then? No. Okay, that's why I was laying out. I don't have a buzzer just for the... Durant, Markkinen, that's the next level. Both of those guys we think are available. Okay, next group. Austin Reeves?

Trey Murphy? I don't know why Trey Murphy would be available. Because if you're New Orleans, you're in no man's land. Are you keeping Zion? I guess you are. You have the seventh pick. It's not in the top five. Could you use Trey Murphy in the seventh pick to get somebody awesome? I don't know. Could you try to do your version of the Mikael Bridges trade with Trey Murphy and just get a shitload of stuff? I don't know. I have them written down. So you're hitting the buzzer on him.

I thought he took that step that you're always hoping for with a bunch of these guys. Like, man, he has all the game. He has more handle than he's allowed to show. They had to run so much more of the offense through him. He showed us that he has these skills, and I'd want to see where this goes with him. I thought he was really taking a big step this year, so I wouldn't be in a hurry to be moving on from him. I'm going to take you a step further. That's the guy I think the Spurs should get.

over Durant. If I was Spurs conciliary over Durant, I'd be like, are we getting Durant? He's 37. Let's give up some of the same stuff we're going to give up for Durant, throw some more picks in it and actually try to get

Murphy, who's hitting his mid-20s and try to get somebody who's actually more on our timeline, who's going to give us a lot of the stuff we would have wanted anyway. And I also think last year, I think his value is lower than it should be because he didn't work out all last year because he didn't know if he was getting the extension or not. Then he immediately gets hurt at the start of the season. Didn't start to look like himself until the last part of the year. So you're kind of buying low weirdly, even though you and I both know he's good.

So I don't know. To me, that would be the Bridges guy this year. Be like, whoa, they gave up X first round picks for Murphy? It's like, yeah, that's what they did. Anyway, Jared Allen, Herb Jones, I have on that list. LaMelo? Is he possibly available? He has to be possibly available, doesn't he? I don't know. It's the same thing with Atlanta with Trey Young where they're always like, he's not available. Yeah, but wasn't he available? Yeah.

Was he? Was he ever available? Did anybody ever come close to getting Trey Young? No, it wasn't that like the DeJounte thing. It's like, hey, let's see what the market is for either one of these guys. And they ended up doing the DeJounte deal to try to salvage that deal that did not work out. Zion? He should be available. You know, I don't know what to make of the latest round of stuff that his name is caught up with here. Me neither. So I just never know what to do with it other than not have a definitive answer.

speculating on something I don't know anything about other than what I've read, whatever else is right. However, having said that, I think they're scared to death that he's going to be like healthy and a star somewhere else. And I think the Anthony Davis thing with the Lakers, I think Chris Paul leaving there, I think there's even like a Baron Davis thing where it's, it's like, as soon as we move on from the guy, I don't think it's a smart way to do business because I just would not want to do another season where I have to figure out

Like, Hey, if Zion's healthy all year, it's really good. It makes it a second round of the playoffs and has like comeback player of the year and all this shit. Good for him. We've, we've done it multiple years here. We are, we are held hostage by this guy because everything's in a holding pattern. And it's not like it's feels like, you know, everybody, every year that everybody comes out and they say the right stuff, he's like, Oh, he's doing this. And it's way more about core now, which he understands. And it's like, Oh, she has a chef, you know, like shut the fuck up.

It's similar to C-Web in Washington in the 90s, where you kept talking yourself into him year after year, and then finally they were like, fuck it. Wes Unseld just came in. It's like, fuck it. We're trading him for Mitch Roachman. I can't take it anymore. And if he ends up turning into the guy we think he is, it's just not going to be here. Then, of course, he goes to Sacramento and immediately becomes awesome. That's a good one. I mean, the Weber career is still one of the strangest things ever. I mean, to be taken...

Taking number one overall. He could have been, he could have just played next to Shaq in Orlando for 10 years and it would have been fascinating and it never happens. And then he ends up on that awesome Golden State team and he's only there for a year and bulldozes his way out because he's like Don Nelson and then ends up on this crap Washington team for years. And I don't think he acquitted himself that great in a bunch of different ways either. But then he goes to Sacramento and finally finds the right team. Took years.

Nine years from the eight years from the final right team. I can't remember how many years. All right. All the other guys. It's funny though, when you lay out all the possibly available guys and you get to like, you know, Cam Johnson, Norm Powell, Purtle, Drew Holiday, Porzingis, Daniel Gafford, Vucevic, DeRozan,

DeAndre Hunter, RJ Barrett. There's a lot of guys at reasonable contracts. So maybe that's the case for it being the craziest summer ever. There's a lot of guys in that $20 to $25 million range that you could just see becoming musical chairs. Because I saw one of the Toronto things and I don't know. It feels a little overstated. It's like, oh, Masai really likes Giannis. I'm like, oh, he's the GM that likes Giannis? Oh, no shit. He's always liked him. Wanted to draft him.

He's always liked him. 2013 was what really wanted him. I love it when it's a guy who's had the belt. At one point, it was understood he's the best player in the world. And then you hear the things like that. GM's always liked that guy. It's like, holy shit. No wonder he got that job. He's going to get a real eye for the special ones. And then I saw the proposal. It's like, so now the Bucks are just the Toronto Raptors. Right. But what's the fucking point of that? There is no point. There isn't. Although those Raptors, man.

They tried to tank and they were, their spirit was too fierce. That team, look at how they closed the regular season. That team played hard. Had a really great defensive. You were really focused on it. Yeah, because I just really wanted, I wanted to go under because Raptors fans were so fucking annoying. Shocker. When you and I did the preview about them in the summer. Right.

Right. And we were like, wait, you guys think they're going to be good? Yeah. And then they went over by like a half a game because at one point it was like a lock under. Really trying for two straight butts. Right. And then they got over because they kind of, they played much better. Like whenever you went in to face Toronto, it's like they're actually going to play better than you are because they're just responding. These young dudes are out there balling the whole time. So then it was like this big victory lap. And it was like, you know,

People that get mad about the over under, unless we see like a number 50 and we go, hey, I think they have a 35 win team. It's about the number. And on top of everything else, everything we said about the Raptors and our lack of like thinking that this team was going to figure this whole thing out this year and be like a competitive team in the East, which is what some of the arguments that we were seeing. It's like forget over under 28, 27 and a half, whatever it was. You think they're going to be good?

So it wasn't great. And it's expensive. It's an expensive team. Yeah. Some of the fun stuff for this summer, like how does Phoenix get out of this giant 20 foot hole they dug for themselves? I don't think they'll be able to, but they're going to try. Can the Lakers either get a center or turn Reeves into a center, right? If they feel like center, but is it going to be a center that you could play in a game like with the speed and pace that we saw today? Yeah. I mean, it's going to be funny because whoever they get,

Like everybody's going to be like, awesome here in LA. Like it doesn't matter. There's a center right now. 57 wind ceiling right now. There's a center right now that Lakers fans can't stand or have never seen him play that much. And as soon as he's a Laker, I'm going to be like, fucking look out, dude. Look out. We got Nick Richards. New Orleans, one way or the other, I think is going to be, that's the team where I'm like, you could tell me any direction and I would believe it.

Well, I don't know if it's different now post-Griff, but Griff was about as straightforward as ever at the close of last season. So not this one we just finished up. Remember when he was talking about we got to blow it up? Yeah. He basically is sitting there going, we can't come back like this. And it's like, all right, well, I guess you made the DeJounte deal, but that wasn't really what we were thinking about. He shouldn't have said that. That would be like sitting at a poker table and going,

I have to go in on a hand soon because I've been sitting here too long, not going in on any hands. The table's like, okay, good to know. But that might be ownership though. That very well could be the ownership thing that we always need to factor in. It's like, okay, cool. You're the, you're in charge of all this, but you're not. So you can say whatever you want and, and take trade calls and all this stuff. But like, if that, if Zion still feels like he's too important,

to that team and there's this fear of him being somewhere else. I don't know. Maybe they run it back again, but geez. Is Cleveland going to toss away last year and say, let's run it back or are they actually going to do something? I'm watching that. What's San Antonio doing with their number two? What's Boston going to do to shed payroll? And then the only other one we didn't talk about, and I don't really know the answer. Is there a way for Denver to go up a level? Sorry. Keeping Jokic, Murray, Gordon, and Brown.

They're kind of handicapped with the picks they can trade. They kind of have to hope somebody gets excited about Michael Porter Jr., but now you're taking somebody else's problem back or you're trying to split Porter into two guys. Other than that, not a lot of moves that are possible with the way the salary cap works. And I don't know how they get better. Is this the best you felt about the Nuggets at any point in the season today? Right now with the season over? It might be. It might be.

I think they have to hope somebody gets excited about Porter with two years left on his deal. It's the only thing I can think of. Yeah, because I had made the mistake of talking about Porter Jr. and going like, why is ownership so enamored with this guy just because of where he played in school? And then the reality is he had spent more time

with the connection of Missouri. So that was a mistake by me. But then when I thought about it more, it's like, okay, now explain to me why, though, you would be like, we can't trade that guy. We can't. We've passed that point. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if he's... It feels like Porter, if you're trading him...

it's not for this other piece. It's like, holy shit. Like I feel totally different now about Denver. It's probably some other guy that has baggage. I mean, this feels a bit like a Gilbert arenas for shard Lewis thing. Right. I was just thinking that it's like a Kuzma and Pat Connaughton for Michael Porter type of trade where you're just going to, what was that trade? So they get two guys back. Although there is the Yoke, it's bump. Like what does Kuzma look like running around next to Yoke? It's,

Doc's always like Porter. Probably still expensive. So not great.

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how to use Shane. And I just, it didn't totally work for me. And then a couple of people in my life told me, you got to check out tire season two. They figured it out. I'm like, all right, they figured it out. The show, the show is excellent. I loved it. I love season two. I did not like season one. I love season two. And you liked it too. I love season two. I, cause it really feels like it, the show's going for it. Yeah. Um,

in a way where I don't know. I mean, maybe it's because Gillis is this much more famous a year later. I don't know if that's... It seems like he's better on the show too. Like they know how to use him now. Correct. Yeah. I think I like, well, his characters will, but it's Steve Gerben. Yeah. I don't know if they call him. Like I was watching his thing with Seth Meyers. So Shane is like sitting next to Steve.

And Steve's like doing all of these things, but he's, he's not trying to be funny. They're just him being nervous and it makes it that much fucking funnier. Yeah. And he's, he's like stumbling through something. And Seth Meyers is like, what's going on with you? And he's like, Oh, it's my first time. He's like, first time talking ever. And then he sees the thing of water and didn't realize it was there to get really excited. And what's so funny about it. And I think whenever you're thinking about how a TV show fits together, it's like, what's the chemistry going to be with all of these guys? And, and,

the joy that Gillis seems to get out of watching Steve be in the show, like whatever the background is with these two dudes, like, and I'll see this stuff with Gillis's podcast and they talk about Steve, whether he's there or he's not there. And then they play these videos of him. It's like their buddy that,

they just can't stop fucking laughing at. And they've captured that in a really great way on a TV show. Cause there's so many people that would say that their dynamic would be, Oh, we're really funny. And it'd just be like you and us hanging out. They've pulled off the rare success of our workplace as a show. Everybody's walking around thinking that saying that most everybody's wrong. And look, they're great writers. They're all pretty funny guys. I mean, I think Gillis is, you know,

You know, I've been in the tank for him now for a bunch of years, but they they have something here that I think is very hard to execute. And watching them do interviews together and especially the Seth Meyers stuff, like watching Gillis fucking like dying, laughing at his buddy being late night TV. And he's not laughing because he's killing these one liners. He's laughing because who this dude is. Right. He thoroughly enjoys him. Yeah. Right. Right.

So sometimes this will happen where they don't totally figure out the show and how everybody works together for a year. Like Parks and Rec was like one of the most famous examples of that. Like they didn't really get the show going until season two. This one just feels like they recalibrated how much Shane should be in it. And they basically increased his usage rate. I think they looked at his stats from season one. They're like, wow.

He had the fourth highest usage rate on our cast. Every five minutes can just Shane do something and they've unleashed him. And some of it just feels like he's doing like leftover bits from his standup, but in a good way where he's just doing these little, little jags or like these little analogies that he is. But yeah, I, I fucking loved it. I was laughing.

my ass off and I never laugh when I watch stuff like very rarely to the point that my daughter was upstairs and kept like what are you laughing at what's going on down here and I was like I don't know there's tires really good make me laugh so anyway kudos to them it's really good it's really good and there's just again Gillis kind of has that way with me now that Chappelle had and you know some of the Will Ferrell stuff that was just funny is like he would find a way or phrasing and then when they get their bonus checks the beginning and Gillis is like I'm gonna buy a gun

And it's just hilarious. It's so fucking funny. And I love that Thomas Hayden Church is his dad. And he shows up in that first scene. And he's trying to get Gillis to hit on the waitress. And then she walks away. And Thomas Hayden Church is like, you look ripped. And he's like, I heard that. He's like, of course you heard it. You said it so loud. He's like, do you think she's going to forget what I look like just walking away? So having Gillis' dad

be this guy that's actually like pretty successful. Um, you know, there's just adding more and more layers to the whole thing, which is what came in. Vince Vaughn too is another one where they're, they're just smartly bringing people into the universe quickly and then getting them out. Right. Goose making an appearance. Yeah. Uh, I think it's really, really fucking funny. And his love interest this season, that was one that shouldn't have worked. And they had like great chemistry and it was super funny every time they were in a scene.

It's really good. I was also surprised it was 12 episodes because usually, you know, they usually these things are like eight, but they're like 12, 25 minute episodes, but huge thumbs up for me. Also, we know Gillis is an athlete. I gotta be honest with you. When I saw him work in the post. Oh, when they were playing the horse? Yeah, but he had a little post move in there. I was like, holy shit. Like that's your, that's your 90s fork.

Like he's, you could just tell immediately. And I'm an evaluator of basketball as you are. We've been doing this a long time. Yeah. The way he sealed and turned to that strong shoulder. I'm like, fucking a, this guy, I wish we had seen more. That's my only critique of season two is I'd like to see more postgame. Season three, maybe the intramural football game or some softball.

Some Tyrus softball, like a Tyrus rival. That would be good. Yeah, because this character... This show's not going to be on for a while. Yeah, because Shane's character, that guy in real life, is playing full-on tackle football with no insurance on the weekends in some men's league. Right. Yeah, it was a pleasant surprise. I'm rarely pleasantly surprised anymore. Because sometimes I'll dive into these, and my expectations are fully where they should be. But in this case...

It's like, oh, they figured it out. This is great. I'm so glad I clicked onto this. Anything else before we go? You got Tuesday, Thursday this week for you? Yeah, we actually do have Bucci. So you're home for hockey. Bucci's coming. Just tell him to do his thing again about McDavid with the no rings thing. Because it was really good. I didn't do it justice. Yeah, I guess you didn't do a great job with that.

I did like a B- job. No, I'm excited. I really like Bucci, man. So it's good to have him come on, and I'll lay out quite a bit in that one. Because just watching Kapan in those first two nights, I was like, dude, is Kapan good? And then I looked up his stats. I was like, I know he's had a few stops. Something about him I really like. Did you see Murab last night? I didn't. I didn't.

Had a big dinner last night. That's it for O'Malley. Another UFC superstar is coming, God. So what? He had lost to the guy who kissed him on the back of the head, right? Last time he popped. He lost to Maroc twice. Yeah. Oh, that's Maroc. Yeah, I've not super locked into the UFC right now. I don't know what's going on. Maybe I'm less hostile. You took the Pereira loss hard. I did. You don't have a guy. Maybe because I'm in it, you know? Like, I'm training twice a week and it's like,

I don't know. What are you doing? Muay Thai? Yeah. So I can't, I can't like, maybe that's my, you know, I remember there was this three 11 documentary that I watched and they interviewed this guy who may not have had a mailing address and they were like, what kind of music do you like? He's like, and he had a guitar, I think. And he was like, I don't like anyone.

Because they were like, have you ever heard of 311? He's like, no, I don't listen to music. They're like, you don't listen to music, but you have a guitar. Yeah. And he's like, I don't want anyone style to influence me. I don't want anyone else. I don't want to listen to anyone else because then it's going to change what I'm able to do. So maybe that's why I'm not watching as much USC. Muay Thai, like how, what's the level? Like where do you need to get to? What are you learning? How have you gotten better?

Dude. How many months have you been doing it? Maybe two years. But I did it when I was really young, but it wasn't like, you know, I'd get wrapped up like a fucking pretzel. I was a very big kid. Pretty skinny, Bill. And then...

you know, I, I started working with a coach. Um, so it's usually like a few different coaches come down and then, um, you know, you learn moves, you try to get your cardio going. I love learning moves. I love new moves. And then you spar and, you know, every one of the coaches could kill me in two seconds if he wanted to, but it's sometimes harder sparring. Sometimes it's a lot of light sparring. Um, and then sometimes we'll see, like, we had a big thing that we're working towards. It's like, let's see if I can last 10 rounds. You know, it's,

I think we went three minute rounds. We went three minute rounds, one minute in between. And I had no idea. I was like, I don't know if I'm going to make it. And I, and I did, I probably wouldn't tell the story if I didn't. Oh yeah. I probably would tell the story if I didn't. Cause there was another time where he was like, I'm just going to punch you as many times as I can to see if you quit. And I was like, Oh, I'm not going to quit. And then I quit in like two minutes. I just couldn't fucking get this guy off of me. So it sucked. Where did he punch you? Everywhere.

But not like, you know, he's not like taking full shots. I've got a mouthpiece in, I've got headgear and, you know, you've got the shin pads and stuff. And, you know, he wasn't like, he wasn't trying to kill me. He was trying to see if he could get me to like get so flustered that I had to just say timeout, timeout, timeout. That's what OKC was doing in Indiana today. Perfect bookend. But yeah, it's really just, it's a great exercise, except for the days where I think like,

I have a torn MCL. The cafeteria wasn't a fun day. That hurt a lot. And I'm not like getting clocked clocked. You know, if I went up to like a gym in LA with like guys that really do this or train to be fighters, I get fucking killed. So, you know, I'm not even, it's more like a workout that I like. We have working girl on the rewatchables tomorrow night. I don't know if you've seen it. Sigourney Weaver, Melanie Griffith, Harrison. I remember it, but that's not a rewatchable for me.

It's pretty good. Who's voting on this? It's a pretty beloved movie. There's a lot of excitement for it. You sent me the to-do list. You let me pick a couple, right? Yeah, you're going to come on soon. We don't have to say what it is, but we did pick a movie. Should be good. I think Van's going to be the third, it seems like. Soul Man? No, I don't think it's going to be Soul Man. I don't know if Soul Man's available on any...

Any streaming platforms. That's my new pet peeve of all time are these movies that are just not available anywhere where we have all these streaming platforms plus YouTube, plus Pluto and Tubi, all these things. I don't understand how movies can disappear. I should be able to queue up Eddie and the Cruisers or Kiss of Death.

and be able to do rewatchables. Kiss of Death only came out 30 years ago. It's got major stars in it. How is it just gone? You can't find Kiss of Death anywhere. It's gone.

how to watch kiss of death no it's you're not going to find it don't don't i do this once a week because i'm waiting for it to come back so cr and i can can do kiss of death and it's just not available there's like some youtube version of it where it's flipped and it's got like weird subtitles and it's just the visuals are way off it's not available nick cage one of his great movies just gone

Who knows? I had it. I had it on, uh, cause when I worked at the music shop back in high school, uh, upstairs was a video rental place. So they used to just like cleaning them out. And every now and then they'd be like, do you want any? And so I took them. You grabbed kiss of death. Yeah. I took a box of like 40 movies back up to

to campus. I think it was my sophomore year because I would work over Christmas break or whatever, pick up some hours. I was the go-to guy, but people were just shocked. They're like, who the fuck would put together this kind of movie collection? It's like, no one. No one did it. They were free. They were free and dudes watch movies. I had the air up there, which is probably not on their watchable list with Kevin Bacon. The number of times I watched that movie because you just throw it in to fall asleep,

I watched the first half of that movie probably more than any single human on the face of the planet. You like Kevin Bacon? Definitely watched it more than him. It's a bit like the movie Ty thing. Why does he have to watch the UFC? I mean, he's living it, right? He knows what it was like on those shooting days. So I don't know. I like to think about that just as an aside. What have I done more than any person in the world? What do you think? Do you get any ones that you wonder? Well, for me, it could be watching the air up there.

It's not great. I'll admit it. It's not like you want to introduce me as my buddy, Ryan. He's watched the air up there or at least the first half more than any other person. This would be a good podcast. The movie you've watched, you feel like you've watched the most more than all other humans. I think mine's 48 hours. If it's, I just get, I'm like, fine. We're about, we're about to hang out outside the garage overnight. Eddie's going to take a nap in the backseat. I'll I'm in for another half hour here. Do you think anyone's written more words about 90210 than you?

Probably, yeah. Probably like Recappers. I think I wrote, I think I did probably the most Karate Kid stuff. I feel like I had that corner. No, who's talked about Heat more than you? Well, CR's in on that too, though. Did the studio? Sure, okay. But do you think the studio spent more time discussing the movie Heat, whether it was to buy the script, then during production, casting, all the stuff that goes into it? Didn't CR and I have spent talking about it? I don't think that's close. I think you beat the studio. So who else is there?

There's another movie that we've spent a lot of time talking about that we've done on the rewatchables already, but I actually like it more even than when we did it on the rewatchables is the Miami Vice 2006 movie with Colin Farrell. That's like its own fan club at this point because that movie gets better every single year and I have no idea why. It's one of the few movies that has improved in quality each year. Now, 2025, I think it's the best I've ever felt about it. You can't say that about a lot of movies where...

Each year that passes, you feel better about the movie. I think that's number one for me. I don't know if you watched it recently. I haven't. I was trying to figure out. You're kind of no-selling me.

I know. I'm sorry. I wanted to look up the Rotten Tomatoes for the air up there. What was it? I know, but I wasn't being a very good co-host. I blame myself. You hate when I look up stuff on the pod. Every now and then, when you start throwing around second apron shit, I'm like, let me make sure. But it's lost cause. Then I get a text from Bobby Marks the next day going, here's why that wouldn't work. Bobby Marks

I think he's just made it less fun for the rest of us because he's so on it in every single aspect of the cap. We can't compete.

You know what I mean? It's made me think about like getting back to understanding all of it again because... But even if you tried to do it, you would never be close to the level he's already at. No, no. It's daunting. No, no. It is very daunting. And I think the problem is we could always default to like third teaming it. Like that was my favorite move. I know you loved it too. Like, what does that work? You'd be like, hey, third team it, dude. There's somebody there. And now it's like, you guys can't third team it the way you used to, buddy. Bobby Marks just comes in like Will Hunting.

And we're like the professor and he should say, you know how fucking easy this is for me. It's a fucking joke. That's what this is. Your third team in it. Fuck you. It is amazing. The team, the team gets knocked out. Bobby Marks has a tweet with this elaborate snapshot of their entire cap situation for the summer that has all these different categories. Just like, uncle, I feel stupid even talking about it now. He's really good.

yeah yeah he sent me a couple cleanups where he was like hey the thing you guys are talking about it can't happen we're like fucking i don't know that i care anymore bobby i used to care ruined it i used to care and now i don't know that i do because i know when we're i mean i whenever i go on the trade machine now it never works it we never favor what will you give uh the miami vice movie just give it a give it a whirl

Nobody loves Colin Farrell. Just give it a test drive. It's been a while. Just give it a test drive. I didn't even give it a test. I didn't even look at it. I wouldn't have watched that movie. That's not my kind of movie. No, give it a test drive. All right. We're going to say goodbye to our audience on YouTube. We're going to thank Gahal and Eduardo. I'm going to remind people Rewatchable is coming with...

with Working Girl on Monday night. Rosillo did not approve of that choice, but Rosillo will be on at some point pretty soon on the rewatchables. And then Rosillo has Tuesday, Thursday podcasts, and we'll see how long the finals goes. Good to see you, Rosillo. Thanks, Bill. Thanks, man. On the way to start

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