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GROSS: Matt Walsh TRIES The Skittles Drink!? (And More)

2025/3/23
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Matt Walsh: 我尝试了各种各样的垃圾食品,包括红丝绒曲奇饼、幸运星早餐棒、山姆大叔的脆米饼、百事可乐缤纷彩球爆米花、小鸡软糖麦片、C4能量饮料(绿苹果味)和彩虹糖果汁。我发现这些食品都非常难吃,不适合人类食用。其中一些食品含有红色40号色素,这是一种可能致癌的物质。我认为这些食品应该被禁止。 我给这些食品的评分都在1分到2分之间,1分代表极差,5分代表极好。这些食品让我感到恶心和不适,甚至让我想要去医院。我呼吁RFK Jr.拯救我们免受这些垃圾食品的侵害。 McKenna: (McKenna's role is primarily to present the food items to Matt Walsh for tasting and provide some basic information about them. She doesn't offer extensive opinions or arguments about the food itself.)

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Matt Walsh bravely tries various junk foods, including red velvet cookies, Lucky Charms breakfast bars, and Rice Krispies Treats, rating each item on a scale of one to five, with one being the worst. He expresses disgust at the taste and quality of these snack items, questioning who would consume such products.
  • Taste-testing various junk foods.
  • Rating each item on a scale of 1 to 5.
  • Expressing disgust at the taste and quality of the items.

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- Recently on the show, I mentioned how I saw somebody at, when I was at Walmart in fact, buying a bottle of Skittles juice. And I didn't know that Skittles juice existed, but it does, it's a thing. And there was someone actually buying it on purpose. - Ooh.

And so then of course we got the suggestion from McKenna, "Oh, you should drink Skittles juice on camera." And what that quickly turned into was, "Well, let's in fact have me try all of the worst junk food that's currently on the market." This is all the stuff that RFK Jr. is going to be banning. These are all going to be the banned items that I'm going to taste them now and get cancer from them now.

right before their band. So RFK Jr. is gonna bust through those doors any minute now.

Because most of them have, what is it that they have in them, McKenna, that is gonna get banned? - A lot of these items have Red 40. - Red 40, and Red 40 is essentially what a poison that gives you cancer, is that right? - That's correct. - All right, one to five. Five is like a delicious $95 steak at your favorite steakhouse. And one is pure rancid filth, and I'll give my review. We'll start with these. What are these, McKenna? What are these things you-- - Those are red velvet cookies. - Red velvet cookies.

Okay, red velvet cookies with, what's it, is it marshmallow in the middle? I believe it's just white chocolate chips. No, there's, what is that white stuff in the middle? You better know what that is. I'm not eating it if you don't know what that is. Is that, did they not, is that not on the packaging? You can always find out by just trying it. All right, and this has red 40 in it. Okay, you can tell because it's kind of red. Is that red, I guess? No, I'm trying it and I still don't know what that is. I mean, it looks like what it tastes like, which is not food. This is not food. You shouldn't

be eating this this is not meant for human consumption do we not give me an actual glass of water for this bit do i not have actual water to drink in between these that's a one that's a one out of five so i have a feeling that's gonna be what all these are rated um okay next we have what are these so those are lucky charms breakfast bars that is my least favorite cereal so these got red 40 in them too yes they do not as bad as the other one still really bad don't get me wrong

Who's eating this? This is what I want to know. I can't imagine a grown adult eating a Lucky Charms breakfast bar. I can't imagine that. So this is for kids. What parent is buying this for their kids? You should go to prison if you buy this for your kids. You should actually go to prison. That's a one also. Okay, what is this? Rice Krispies. Oh, Sonic Rice Krispies. Yeah, because I don't like Sonic. So, I mean, I've had Rice Krispies, so this is not... Yeah, I mean, you know.

Again, I'm gonna assume that adults are not eating Sonic Rice Krispie Treats. I actually feel... I'm not just saying this for camera, I feel sick. Okay, that's a one also.

I was going to say that we should just, all this stuff needs to be chucked into a fire, but I don't think you can burn it. I don't think it's safe to burn it. If you burn it, it'll be, you know, you'll have to evacuate the whole town. It'll be Chernobyl. Who knows you better than you know yourself? Your family, your friends? Well, if you own any internet connected device, there's thousands of companies out there that might know you better than you even know yourself. They're called data brokers and they make money.

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Why are people fat? Where's the obesity epidemic coming from? It's such a mystery. There's a market. There's a market for Pillsbury Funfetti popcorn. And then we're wondering, what is everyone fed for? Is it a genetic? Is it a hormonal? There's hormonal imbalances. There's a thyroid. Everyone has thyroid problems. No, it couldn't be the Pillsbury Funfetti popcorn that everyone's eating.

Okay, number one, it's stale, I think. And it's awful. I mean, it's just, it's not popcorn. This is not popcorn. That's a lie. This is not what, like, what is that? That's styrofoam in there. That's not popcorn. Is this actually food? Is this part of the joke? Is this part of the bit? You gave me one thing that's not even food? No, well, it's in the food section. Okay, that's styrofoam. You see that? You hear that? Can you hear that? Is that next to the microphone? You can hear that? That's not, this is not...

That's not the sound of popcorn. This is, what is that when you, you know, when you order something, you know, something fragile in the mail and they send it, they have all the, you know, the little styrofoam peanut things that get all over the place. It's, this is that. I just ate that.

Let's get this out of the way. So this I actually know you absolutely hate. Peeps cereal. Peeps cereal. Is this raw milk that you put in here too? Is that part, is that gonna be the next thing? Just tell me now, is it raw milk? No, that would have been a really good idea though. No, it would not be a good idea. I can get E. coli and cancer. Maybe they cancel each other out. I don't know if it works that way. Oh, it's like, it's all soggy. Oh God, help me. That's not even a one. I don't know what, that's not even, that doesn't make it on the scale.

Is that Windex? Did you spray Windex in this? - Oh my God, no. - Full on Windex. I've never had Windex before, but it tastes like what I imagine Windex tastes like. What is this fizzy bull here? What is this? - So that's the energy drink C4, and that is Jolly Ranchers flavored, specifically green apple. - Oh my God. Oh, that's bad.

That is vile. We went to war with Iraq over this kind of thing. We did. This is chemical warfare. So actually what's slightly more horrifying about that is there are zero added sugars. Then what is all the sweetness? Just pure chemical. Chemical sweetness. Don't laugh at me. I don't want to hear you laughing. Turn the thing off if you're going to laugh and enjoy it so much.

Okay, so finally after that tour through the bowels of hell we've made it to The skittles juice the thing that started all this started us on this this madcap journey I do I feel nauseated. I feel sickened I guess I'm supposed to take a sip of all these so let's now we finally made the skittles juice hang on Let me just get through this

What the is that? What is that? - That's the tropical flavored one. - No, that's Drano. I had Drano once. I told myself I'd never drink it again. I need to go to the hospital. I actually am gonna leave and go to the hospital. I don't know if I can drive. I don't know if I can make it there. I think I'm gonna need an ambulance. It's like Kool-Aid, but it tastes less healthy. I mean, it's making me pine for the nutritional value of Kool-Aid. It's terrible. This is, it is as bad as I thought.

but worse at the same time. And my stomach right now is screaming out in pain. My soul is crying with anguish. RFK Jr., save us from this. I lost my train of thought. Okay, that's it. We can cut it off.