Are We Latina?
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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Good morning, everybody. It is yet another Thursday. I know. Happy Thursday. Happy Thursday, Miss K. Even though we're filming this on a Wednesday. I know, but we're always like a day ahead or what's that called? A day ahead or a day behind. A day behind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why I couldn't think of that word. But yeah. Kat is also in the house tonight. Hello. Today.

I love how a lot of the comments are like, Kat needs her own mic. Kat needs to sit down. Kat needs... I'm like, you guys, we have already been asking Kat to do the most. She works out at 5 a.m. in the morning. She gets Miss K's ingredients. Yeah, honestly. Yes. And then she also, like, makes the food for us. I don't know if I'm liking today, but like, she also makes the food for us. She's baking. And I'm like, and she needs to get ready in the morning too. Girl, this is...

too much let her become the producer that she oh and she also is producing at the time she literally has a headphone and everything on like the last thing Kat needs to worry about getting ready is getting ready well last thing Kat needs to worry about is getting ready at 9am to be on my podcast girl like we'll just appreciate Kat for her voice

She has a lovely voice. I'm still here, y'all. Just not in the camera. Yeah. And not everybody cares to be in camera, y'all. Not everyone is a little, like, literally. Miss K, we just came back from Miami. Oh my gosh. I know. It was honestly, I couldn't even, like, settle in. And then we just, we left. Yeah, honestly. Well, we'll talk about it right after this intro. Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is.

And we're back. I'm so sorry. By the way, if I keep playing with my hair, I'm literally just trying to get all the curls. So he just has luscious hair. He just wants you guys to notice his hair. No, the curls are like a little too kinky. So I'm like just trying to like get it to like tame down. I am using my night cream.

heatless curler thing oh my god I tried that last night and yeah we'll talk about it later for product of the day but should we get into our segment oh my god yes yes we should I see my ass cup I know you do I didn't want to make a big drink just in case he doesn't like it but it's like my take on like a milk tea I was like figuring out at work yesterday and I was like oh my god this is really good I'll

Of course it's not with real milk. It's going to be with soy milk. I was like, I was going to put coconut milk. And coconut condensed milk. So I don't know how it's going to taste with that. Oh my God.

What tea did you use? It's so good. I used our gray and then I mixed it in with the coconut condensed milk with the soy milk. So the condensed milk is the sweetener. Yeah, it's so good. Sorry if I'm breaking people's ears. Have you seen those comments where we're like, they're like, oh, you should give a bad one just in case. This one's good. This one is good.

But yeah, I was like, you know, experimenting yesterday at work and I was like, oh my God, this is really good. It tastes so good. That's why I was like... It tastes really good. Really? Yeah, it tastes almost like a plantation iced tea but with milk. Oh, interesting. Because I think it's the coconut-ness and then the earl grey-ness. Yes. But yeah, it's really, really, really, really, really good. Oh, okay. I'm glad you like it. Do you want to taste it? Yeah. Take a little sippity sip, sip. Okay.

I'm scared when I try Cat Starr's That's really good It's like not too sweet It's so flavorful Oh my gosh Well that is the tea of the day

Wait, Miss Kay, when you say you experiment at work, like when do you do that? Like when you're making your own drinks? Yeah, so we're allowed to make our own drinks. Or experimenting on other people. Yes. No, literally sometimes I'm like, maybe she needs a little bit more of this. You're like, she would love a little. And honestly, like I've got a lot of compliments saying I make the best coffee there. Exactly. I mean, I mean. I remembered when we went around the... Girls, so many things have gone...

happened since our last, like last time we filmed, but we did a family around the island. If you guys don't know what around the island is, it's really when you spend the whole day like driving around the island. Because we have relatives that finally moved to Hawaii from the Philippines. So we took her around, but we went to one of my cousin's

Well, he suggested it because he said that like it had a lot of like great reviews. Oh my gosh, that coffee place sucked. Wait, really? I'm not gonna, because I mean. Well, yeah. Well, I'm not gonna say the name, but Hi Coffee Shop. Anyways, your coffee sucks. Your coffee sucks. No, I'm sorry. I'm not even gonna talk on the coffee because I'm not.

I didn't drink the coffee. Bitch, whoever the fuck made my matcha, count your fucking name, bitch. I have actually never... And I love matcha. I really love matcha in any form that it is. That's the first time I gag on a matcha. Are you sure?

And I mean, like. Because we had one in Miami, too. But I'm not going to say names. No, I didn't gag on the Miami one. Okay, okay, okay. I didn't gag. This one, I, like, projectile. Like. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. Ew. Ew. Was it, like, bitter? It was bitter. I got a dirty chai. Yeah. And I love a good dirty chai. Dirty chai is very hard to, like, fuck up. Yeah. Yeah.

Because, you know, it's a dirty chai. Also, if you guys are like, oh, not them, like bashing local business. Trust me, that was not a local business. That was not. Oh my God, I feel like I know who it was then. That was the first thing, Brett, was like, I wish we supported a local business instead. And I stand on that. I stand on that. No, honestly though, because I'm like...

Dang, I made everyone try my drink because I thought I was stripping out. Because when I go to your coffee shop, the ambiance, I know the fact that you guys grow your own beans. And then we sell other people's local craft. Yeah, and then I see the people you work with and I'm like, they're going to fuck up my coffee. They're going to not fuck up as in like fuck it up, but they're going to make... I can just look at...

The workers. And be like... You're gonna put your foot on my mosh, girl. You know what I mean? And...

Anyways, we did that. And we went to Romy's Shrimp. Speaking of supporting local, y'all, if you guys want to try something else that's not Giovanni's, we love Giovanni's. But Romy's? Romy's ate. Really? Yeah. Is it in the same area? No, it's more of like near the North Shore area. Like exiting North Shore. We went to their new place. Their new, like, they're kind of like...

on the side of the road by themselves. And then there's one that's more like commercial with like other businesses around it. They're like beginning of Laia, I bet.

Yeah. I like their fried fish. Yes. I thought Ezekiel was fucking that up. It wasn't... I was like, when I was looking at their menu, they had two. They had tilapia and then the flying sun. And we ate the flying sun. Yeah. Flying fish or something like that. It was so good. Please, get some Romy's if the line at Giovanni's is too long. Or honestly, just go to Joromi's. It's so good. It got to the point where like, we had one fish. There was like four of us in a table. We ate one fish.

And we was like to the point where like we were passing around like a head and the bones because it was just that good. Yes. And we could have ordered more, but we were like, girl, we're on a motherfucking like we were on a mission that day. So we didn't want to like wait more. But it was so good. It was good. Speaking of food. Do you?

smell that i think you do what is the cat cooking today okay today i did some that one's that one's yours keepers that one's yours oh okay and that one's brettman so i made some cake in a cup oh you can tell which the one is milk it's carrot cake and then fluffy mindset oh so brettman has a

a dairy-free cream cheese frosting and Miss K. I thought, because it was in my fridge, I thought I grabbed cream cheese frosting, but I grabbed pastry cream and whipped cream. It's my feeling for banana pudding. It's so good.

But yeah, I hope it's yummy. It's really good still. Yeah. I'm going to do banana pudding soon. So I feel like I could do that with bread and I can make it dairy free. I love the nuts on the top. I love coming to this podcast because every morning I get to eat something for breakfast. You're like, let me skip breakfast today. It's pod day. We'll be back after this break.

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Miss Kay, I got so distracted. We didn't even get to the tea of the day. What is the Miss Tea?

It's good that you got distracted. Because you didn't have a tea of the day. Do you have a tea of the day? No, not really. But I feel like... Well, we talked about Dochi last time. But Dochi and Jennie just came out with a song. So they did. Music video is so good. What else? I mean, White Lotus came out. Oh my god, I watched it. You did? I did. I caught up. I caught up, girl. I was like...

In the first episode, wait, this is the first White Lotus I was like, oh my god. Wait, have you been watching White Lotus? Because you told me you didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I thought it was kind of boring. I wasn't really getting into it. And also, every time I watched it, I was doing something else. Yeah. Did we talk about this last episode? I don't think so. No, we don't. Okay. Well, the first two episodes came out for season three. Yes. It's so weird. Yeah.

I loved it. And I was like, I love how like every scene has like a different scene that you can connect to. Uh-huh. You just have to remember it. We were like, this bitch is gonna die. Yes. You know. In the beginning, I was like, you know, there's those three women. I was like, oh my God, they're so shady. Yeah. Like even from the jump, the jump, like how they were supporting her and how like they were like,

Like, you know, comforting her was, like, so fake. And I was like, dang. I think also, like, the two brothers. Yes. All the brother. Oh, my gosh. Weird. And even the younger brother. Not the younger brother is weird. But I'm like, why are you checking out your own brother? Sister? Brother and sister. Because remember, like, we went in the bathroom to, like, watch PORN. And then he was, like, watching his brother, like, naked. Ew.

And then episode two. The part where they were like sleeping and his ass was hanging out. And he's just looking at it. And the comments that he told about the sister, about how like she's a virgin. Yeah. Weird. And then I love Amy Liu, which is the girl with the sugar. I think he's a sugar daddy. They are a sugar daddy. Okay. Love her. Who are our early guesses? Only one guess each. Of who's gonna die? Yes. Yes.

Oh, I hope Greg dies. That man needs to go. He's the one that got his ex-wife killed in the last season. Did you watch season one and two? Oh, she's another lore. So you didn't catch up? I didn't. You didn't watch them. Oh, I didn't think you needed to watch season one and two. No, you don't. No, you don't. But for Kat's guy, it would make sense to watch it. Who's that guy? It's the bald guy. The one...

That was the other sugar daddy? Wasn't it Chloe? Yeah, the other sugar daddy. He was in the first and second season. Yeah, yeah. And then the masseuse, she was in the first season. Oh, yeah. I remember the masseuse because I remember her from in like Hawaii. Yeah. Yes. To...

So Greg, for you, I think, not that I want it to be, but... Okay, so the first episode, I think with the body floating, I can kind of make out that maybe it's a boy that's gonna die this season. Or maybe that's not just the one...

Victim. Yeah, I think it's the sugar daddy. You think it's the sugar daddy? Yes, the white one. I think I want it to be the older brother. But the thing is, you want him to die. So it's like, I don't think he's gonna die. It's not gonna be him. It's never the little asshole boy.

I would maybe go as far as say like Lisa Mook might die. I don't think she is. I think she's gonna... Or maybe her lover, the security. I hope not. He's so sweet. I'm already on two episodes and they're talking about fights and I'm like, oh my god, Lisa's boyfriend's going into a fight and then they were talking about how the ladies...

man, husband, you know, the owner of the stuff, is a fighter. And I was like, oh my God, there's going to be like a collaboration. So I feel like that's why the guy that I said, the sugar daddy is going to die because you know how like he looks at the owner? It's like kind of like he did something to me. He's like a hit man, I feel. And then they're going to go into a fight and then she's probably going to kill the owner. And then that's when like the gunshots are like, period. That's my theory. So security guard,

The Sugar Daddy. And Greg. Okay. I feel like his name, I should know his name. It's Pital? Pital? Yeah. Can you look it up, please? Thank you. Yeah. Okay. What else is, yeah, I guess that's like your tea of the day. Yeah. Period. So let's read the tea. Journal entry, February 20, Feb...

It's also like I always feel like it's weird when February Well no my entry is in February But I was saying like how February February I'm like February Is how do you say it How do you It's February Like there's an R Like who the fuck There is an R In February February I'm like

Anyways, let's read. February 25. Dear Journal, I'm so sorry for neglecting you the past week. A bitch has been traveling. I just came back from Miami with Miss K and it was fun. Early call times and a lot of hurry up and wait. But that's very much set culture for you. To and from Miami, we stopped in LA, which was great, but I'm now home for a couple more days and I'm off to LA again for the Oscars. And it's my first time getting invited and a bitch is about to show up and show out.

Now where's the glam bot? Oh my gosh. I can't wait to see that.

I have four days at home in total. And so far, I've seen my friends. And most importantly, I went to go see the queen of all queens. The diva of all divas. The woman of the hour. Mercediza. Oh, yeah. She's back. Yes. My mother is back. Who knows how long she will be home. But if I'm willing to bet, she's going to be home for about three months. But knowing her, it could probably be three weeks as well. Yeah.

And of course, her house was already filled with all her grandkids and she had already cooked me adobo when I got there. Like, now that I have a couple of days left, I kind of want to spend it just gardening and kind of unplugging for a little bit. I'd also like to write a little bit about my friend Jesus Guerrero. He was so special. Anytime I saw him, I would just smile. He was one of the first celebs hairstylists that ever touched my hair.

And he did my hair for my Morphe collab in 2017 to 2018. I forgot when that was. And as well as my Colourpop collab. He has blessed so many people in the industry with his art and his heart. He truly is one of the greatest of all time. And he will never be forgotten. And I always will celebrate him. We love you, Jesus. Love you. Yes. And may you watch over your friends and your family. And until we meet again.

Do you remember Jesus? Yes, I do. He was like one of your main hair girlies in LA. I know. And I remembered when he would just talk about how he wanted like to do all these celebrities hair and like to watch him like actually do that is so amazing. And like, yes, it's I don't know. It's it's very heavy to talk about because like he is

Such an angel. He's one of the person that if you meet, you'll remember. For sure. Yes. And I would also say like, honestly, like seeing him with long hair when he first, when he first did my hair for the Morphe shoot, like not that like it made me want to grow out my hair because honestly, like ultimately it was my dad that made me like, oh my God, I can

I need to grow out my hair but like seeing Jesus with his hair I was like I need my long hair era I always thought he had a wig on He's so beautiful inside and out and I'm just so proud of what he has been able to accomplish and he was so young He's an icon An icon Yes And I already know a lot of his looks will go down in history I mean it is already a part of history like so many iconic looks but

But yeah, thinking about you, Jesus. Thank you for blessing my hair with all of your hair secrets as well. Last time I worked with him was for Sacred, actually.

And I was like, yeah, I literally looked up to him and I'm like, girl, I want your hair. Do what you do your hair to mine. And then that's what he did. But it was like the half up, half down version of it. Like, I was giving Sobrang Latina vibes. Yeah. I was so shocked when Brett sent me that text. No, I was in the car. There's no way. Yeah, we had just dropped you off at home and I'm scrolling on Instagram.

And I see Gabriel pose and it was like my heart, like I've never seen like my, not even my heart, like my whole throat like sank to the bottom of my stomach. This is so out of nowhere. Yeah. But yes, we love you Jesus. Love you Jesus. Speaking of Sobrang Latina.

Saying Sobrang Latina Let's talk about Miami Because why did everyone In Miami think We were Latina? Really? Especially Miss K Yes everyone would just Talk to me in Spanish And I'm just like I don't know What you're saying

I'm sorry, but let me just say this. I may be a zero here in Hawaii, but I am a 10 in Miami, girl. And I'm the opposite. I'm like a 10 in Hawaii or in my head, I'm a 10. And in Miami, I'm like a 2. I was like, yes, the mans. The mans, the girls, girl, even like the older ladies, the older men.

I'm like what is in the Miami water that everyone is just hot here yes oh my gosh I've never been in a place where everyone's like hot really yes and I'm like wow they really care about their fitness and lifestyle here yeah because everyone's just like running around doing walks anytime we would look out there's like it was always like a jogging time like you know how here we

We kind of jog at like a specific time because nobody wants to get burnt. Like not even a tan, but like burnt. Because like our sun is super strong. But everyone in Miami is just like out on walks. Yes. I was like, whoa, this is another. I honestly, where we stayed, I honestly thought it was just like Waikiki, to be honest. Oh yeah, weather-wise though, like humidity level. It's giving Philippines its...

In like winter I would say that Yeah, because it's still humid But it has like the cold wind on it Yeah I would just say I think maybe because we were in the city the whole time Like I think Hawaii's humidity is more like wet Yeah, it is And Miami is a little bit more like, no offense, like sticky Yeah, it is That's why I was like, it's like Philippine Because Philippine is sticky Yeah And like girl, I have texture here for my hair I don't over there

I was like every time I woke up, every time I put something on my products, it literally disappears and goes back to like flat. Yeah. Like hair. And I'm just like, I hate this. My, well, I had hair stylist for the whole shoot. So like I never really had to worry about that. But even I noticed that like my, well, like my hair can hold curls, but like I would do my heatless curls and then I'm just like, oh, okay.

It just for like, for 20 minutes. And then like, down. Oh my gosh. I just remembered. Do you know Nick? One of your co-stars at the Miami? Yeah. I got home and I found out. Did you guys ever watch Wolverine vs. Deadpool? Yeah. You know that first scene of like, Wolverine dancing bye-bye-bye? Was he the dancer? He was the dancer.

He was the dancer! I love that! Oh my gosh. And it was a controversy because everyone knew Ryan Reynolds couldn't dance so they were like who the fuck is that? And then it was him, it turns out it was him the whole time and I didn't even know. We never even put 2 and 2 together. No. What else did we do in Miami? We didn't do much. We went to work. Should we talk about our walk? What walk? The walk that we were like, I can't believe we were walking for like an hour.

Oh, yes. Okay. So, you know, when you go on a trip, like outside of like where you're from, where you're from and you're just craving something. Miss K was craving boba, girl. And we found a boba shop that said it was like 15 minute walk. Yeah, 15 minute walk. And we got there like maybe 10 minutes because we're like fast walkers. Yes. So we get there and I'm like looking at Miss K and I'm like,

Why are we in a neighborhood right now? And then next thing you know, the security guard's calling us over. And he's like, where are you guys going? And then we were like, isn't there a boba shop in here? And he was like, these are apartments. Like, what are you doing? Yeah, there's like, there's no boba shop. It might be on the bottom or like across it, but it's not, there's no...

Restaurants here. Yeah. So we. Me and SK. Walked a whole. The whole perimeter. Of that whole thing. Not finding it. And we just kept getting farther. And farther from the destination. And we were there. Not once. Not wait. Not. We didn't walk it once. Around. We walked it back. And forth.

And then back again, just to go back to where we came from. And then I was like, girl, there has to be more boba shops here. So, Ms. K, you found one, like, right across the bridge. A bridge. And, like, that's a big thing they have in Miami. They have a lot of bridges and stuff. Like, that overlooked water. Very Waikiki. Yeah.

So we walked over the bridge and we're still looking for this boba shop. And we're like, okay, this mall has to have a boba shop. And then I was like, should we ask the co-worker? And he was like, yeah, go ask the co-worker. You mean the security guard. Like a security. And then I go up to the security and I was like, the more I go up to this guy, the more his badge comes.

comes clearer. And as soon as like, I was like, hey, can I ask you a question? I looked at his badge. It was a Miami police badge.

But I was like, "This is weird to ask." - But y'all got boba shops. - I was like, "Do you know where the boba shop here nearest?" And then he says, "It's over here." And he was like, "Honestly, you gotta do what you gotta do." "But I don't think it's here. I think it's across the street." And then we went across the street. - And there was the boba shop. - It was like a shining star of a boba shop. - And we got free stuff. - Yeah. - Really? - Like a queen recognizes a boba shop, girl. She's like, "Free bobas." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We live, we live.

And it was a great boba. But most of the time, me and Miss K just stayed at the apartment. I will say, they did give us... Okay, me and Miss K really always be celebrating whenever they don't ask for my credit card at the lobby. Because then I know, okay, there's a credit card underneath there. There's a credit card under my car. I mean, my room.

So me and Miss K is always like, it's giving womb service. So every night, me and Miss K would literally just feast. Like, I remember the first night, I'm like, we'll have the caviar plate, please. Thank you very much. And then he was like, every night I would order just like one plate. And I was like, okay, that's enough for me. Brett orders five plates. We'll order five plates. And then we'll watch something and we're like, dessert? Yeah.

Oh my god. Dessert? And then obviously because I'm lactose, I can't really have a lot of the dessert. So I would order just like small bites, like fries. And then you just got the whole sorbet item. Yeah, I got all the sorbets. So that was Miami. And then we did a lot of stops at LA. Yeah. Just for like, thank God. Because that layover really helped me a lot.

Honestly, like, I think I'm gonna start doing that more when I go to the East Coast. Yes, it makes the traveling longer, but, like, it makes me... It makes... Yeah. Something...

I don't know. It makes you just feel like you can stretch. And you can like... I don't know. Refresh. Yes, refresh. Because I mean, not that we had a choice anyways. Because there wasn't direct flights to Miami. So I mean, now that I know that I could do that. Next time I go to New York Fashion Week. I'm going to stop by LA for a minute. Get a face show and then go.

go to New York. You know what's weird? I never really thought of like flying to New York. You know that 10 hour flight that we do? Yeah. I don't think it's that bad. But when we did the Miami to LA, oh my gosh, that flight was so long. I think maybe for you because you didn't, you slept. I did. You slept. I worked out and like I saved my sleep for the plane. Oh, okay.

And you didn't sleep on the plane No I did not I remember you telling me You were playing Dressed to Impress The whole time Which I'm like How the hell did you have wifi Because I did not have wifi The second plane We were going back It had really good wifi So I was like Okay I was just Playing Dressed to Impress And then

And then I was just playing that and it turns out like I was playing it for three hours and I was like, dang, I have one more hour flight. I thought it was going to go by quickly. That one hour flight. Oh my God. It felt like 10 hours. Yeah. Just because I was just like, what is happening? I do remember that flight though, because two hours from landing, they told us, okay, we're about to land. Please raise all your seats up. So like, so like I'm back up in like this position. And then I look at the thing and it's like two hours left. And I'm like,

we are not landing yet like girl don't stop like yeah and I was like so I was like staring at the wall the whole two hours I mean I could've watched something but I was like okay

You were mad. I'm like, I could have slept for another hour. Yeah, I could have got more beauty rest. But it's whatever. It's whatever. And then we came back home. But what's really cool about coming back home. So I'm a part of like the PS lounge thing where like I go to a separate lounge and stuff like that. And when you're ready to board the plane, we get driven on to the ramp. The ramp.

It's like another VIP like way. Yeah. It's cutesy. I love it so much. And girl, why do we say it like that? It's cutesy. I love it so much. But I remembered us approaching and I see like four black Cadillacs back to back to back to back. Yeah. And I'm like, who is this?

like, who is celeb, what celebrity is this? Or what important person is this? And so they had us, they had me go into the elevator instead of going up the ramp because of something, because of special services. So I'm going up the elevator and I'm looking at the ramp and I'm trying to figure out who it is. And I guess like I had just missed it of who it was, but a lot of the employees were like, like up and like, yeah, prim and proper, like,

Like, you know, all professional. And they were like, always spring like, oh my God, Michelle Obama is going to be on our plane. Michelle Obama is on the plane. That was so like amazing. And I remember because we were kind of like the first two on the plane. I remember she was like,

Maybe I'm not even allowed to talk about this because like I don't want Secret Service to come for me. But also, what do you want me to do? I see celebrities in my life all the time. But it was just like, you guys know how much I love Michelle Obama. I even read her book for my 75 hard. But she was wearing like a purple like bucket hat. And she had like a Secret Service. I can only assume it was Secret Service like

Set right next to her And then four more Secret services In like the Economy plus Like right behind her And you could tell They were secret services Because I feel like You can tell When someone's trying To dress Something else Like normal Yeah And I was like

Girl, like I can tell you guys don't usually wear... Like that kind of clothing. You guys are a little too built and muscular to be trying to be dressing like local kind teen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like they also had like flashlights on their hands and like they...

I could tell. But I think it was like so cool. I was like, oh my god. Every time I fly somewhere or like I drive somewhere where there's like someone important right next to like in the same like vehicle, I always feel so safe. Yeah. Because I'm like, oh my god, they're gonna take care of this plane. I just know we're gonna get paid. The whole time though, I will say, remember we were like taxiing for like two hours? Oh my god, yes. I was like,

I'm like, I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm fine waiting two hours. Who am I? But I'm like, y'all really gonna make Michelle Obama wait two hours? I thought she was like, I had like a little imagination. I was like, wow, she damn turned this plane around because she forgot something in her car. Imagine. No, she was sad. She was sad. I was like, the whole time, like side eye. She's right there. And I hate you guys. I hate waiting in planes because

I don't know. I might have a condition, but like every time I sat in, I sat in one place for too long, my butt,

starts getting like numb and hot. - It feels like fire. - Yes, I just have to move around. And by that two hour wait, I was already so uncomfortable. I was like, "Dae, we could have been halfway there." - Halfway there. - But we're still here. So I was just like over it. - And we had woken up at like 6:00 AM that day. And I was like, "I'm ready to get my Zs." - And I was hoping that I was gonna go back to bed by then.

What have you done the past couple of four days that we've been home? I went to go watch Zico play for his little playoff. Oh my god. That was the cutest thing ever. Literally, I can't miss it. I'm like, it's so fun. It is. And it's just like, it brings you back memories to like when you were going to like football. Yeah. When you were like in high school. So it gives you like that little...

And their games are like what? Like 30 minutes? Yeah. They play for like 15 minutes and then halftime, 15 minutes. And I mean, as a proud uncle, I feel like I have to mention we stay on the winning team. Honestly.

Honestly. Honestly. Back to back. Yes. Kat, don't you love like making like gift box? Like every time they end, I feel like they always like either run to you or Princess because they know they made you get, you made them like presents and stuff. Oh, yeah. I love because like I don't have any kids. So I feel like through them, I get to live my mommy fantasy. Yeah, yeah. So I get to make them like cute little, yeah, like snack boxes, I would say.

I think that's why I like going away Because I like to live Like my uncle Gonco effect Yeah Like going on a Go eat Yeah And then also like I get to spend time with E after Because he Well not he But like me more Honestly If I'm being honest It's more me That I'm like So where are we eating after? No Lily Every time Brett's like Okay lunch Where are we going? Where are we going? Jen

Literally. My favorite thing about going to Brett everywhere is he always gets hungry. Nikki will say that as well. Yeah, yeah. Like, I just know every time we go somewhere, we're gonna go eat somewhere good. So I'm just like, okay, let's go.

Lindsay always says that too. She's like, every time I'm with you or any Filipinos, I know I'm gonna eat. Oh really? That's so funny. Wait, let's talk about Don Don Donkey. Oh my god. I haven't been yet. We should go after this. You guys should go. It's really cute. After the dogs. You guys should wait until they restock everything. Wait that long? Yes, because I went yesterday. Oh, you went again? No, two days ago. I went two days ago and it was still busy, you guys.

You couldn't find any parking. So we were just like back in like a little building somewhere. And there was a lot of people. I have to warn you, there's a lot of people. Yeah, I will say that. I think, well, I went with my friend Nikki a couple days. I think we might have missed you. Was it the time when she was like, okay, I'm coming? Was it Monday?

Yes, it was Monday. No, Sunday. Yeah, Monday. Didn't you go after EZ Killz's game? Yeah, I went on Sunday. Oh, you did? So I went on Monday then. Yeah, and Nikki was like, she was like, I'm gonna come. And I was like, okay, I'll be here.

So we went, oh my god, girl. I mean, I was gonna gatekeep this because it's so good. But in the corner, well, they have a sushi restaurant. But in the corner of By the Seafood, they have just plated sushi. And they had this, I don't know what, I think it was like ahi kind of roll.

And I just get another pack of the uni. And I get the uni and I put it on the ahi roll. And I...

Stop. Girl, my mouth is watering. You make me hungry. I'm literally going after this. Yeah, it's really, really good. They have the rice sushi place too. The rice balls is really good. The wagyu plate is really good. The barbecue one. It's like, well, not to compare, but like, it's like H Mart, but like also because Don Quixote has always been around. It's literally Don Quixote, but like,

It's like Don Quixote on crack. It got a makeover. It got a makeover. Oh, I love that. And it turned into like H Mart or somewhere. It's so crazy that Don Quixote just keeps getting like these little facelifts. Because I remembered moving to America 2008. And I remembered I had just saw it transition from Dai A to Don Quixote. I remember it went Dai A. Yeah. And you guys kept saying like...

I was like what is and then because I knew Don Quixote was a thing because we would always go to my grandma's EBT card at Don Quixote because we loved it and then now she's Don Don Don Quixote no it makes sense which is so fun to say which is like

Sorry to cut you off, but like I love saying "don don donkey" like how I like to say "da da chicken" Da da chicken Da da chicken is so good It does make sense to call it "don donkey" because if you go to Don Quixote, they're like they're playing the song "don don don donkey" "don don donkey" That one Oh my god

Donkey. Every time I say that, I have to say it. Don't tell Donkey, please sponsor my podcast.

Dun dun donkey I would love to shoot a commercial for you Imagine in like the beginning They sponsored this podcast And then they're like In the beginning of You know how like your intro Is the dun dun donkey Dun dun donkey Girl it's so fun there Yeah And I love Oh my god I bought their Their new Asian shampoo thingy Oh yeah tell me I couldn't really read it So I just was like It's like

Halfway gone. So let me just take one. You guys. I should have not told Brett to touch my hair earlier. Because I didn't brush it. She was like, touch my hair. It's so soft. And it's so like shiny. It looks very healthy. Thank you. Thank you. But yeah.

I love. And Tertre Foundation is over there. So if you guys have been like looking for Tertre Foundation, it's in Don Quixote. I mean Don Don Quixote. Did you run out of it already? Because I swear I gave you like two. Oh, I had four. Girl. I'll run out. Are you like layering that shit? No, I'd be like doing like the most little taps.

- Yeah same. - And I flip it too. I flip the whole entire cushion. - Same. - And I'm like, "Hey there's more." - You used it up already? - I've used one, yeah. Well I make the different shades so… - Yeah. - Yeah. I mean I use it every day so like it could go for a whole month. - I mean I only use it… I mean I'm trying a new foundation right now so the last time I used it was like two filming videos ago.

And I feel like I have yet to use up even one. Yes. It's hard to be God's favorite, I guess. You don't really cover anything. Literally. You guys, it's so early to be flattered. I was looking at my old photos from my digital camera from when we went to the Philippines two years ago. And then my friend was like, this is my friend. She's...

This friend that I met at work. Wait, which photo? I need to know. It was the Philippines one. Of you? Yeah. And it was like the Philippines and then the Coachella photos. You remember how like we went to the Sabrina one? It was like just you. Like it was this long and it was just you. And I was just like scrolling through it. And then she goes, it must be nice to be really pretty. Like, yeah.

You have no bad angles. Literally. I mean, what can I say? I'm kidding. And then there was that one photo of like you. It was like so clear. And it was just like you and like your poker face. And she was like, I mean, like, look. Look at that. When? That was like when you were doing the Jack Sparrow look. Oh, period. I mean...

What can I say? What can I say? Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline. Are you feeling yourself? You're like... No, literally. It's over. Start the car. We're getting out of this. After this, bitch. I mean, I... No, really, I need to go down to Dundaki today. I want my sushi. I've been craving going there so long.

You need to go. You're gonna love it. No, because when I came home, there was a lot of groceries and I had figured you went to Don Don Donkey. Did you go to H-Mart? Don Don Donkey. No, I haven't forgot about it. No, you went to the flea market. Yeah, I went to the farmers. I feel like they're all caught up now. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. We're in the present. We're in the present. Can't wait for future. Ah!

You guys. Okay. So I did mention I am going to the Oscars. I'm leaving tomorrow. Thank you. I can't wait to talk about it when I get back. But when I get back, you guys might notice that it's going to be a lot of pre-filmed videos. And I will say, not confirmed yet. I'm going to ask her today. But she's been wanting to come back. Princess will be coming back. Oh, yay. Maybe we can say it now. Obviously, it's pretty fucking obvious where we're going. We're going home.

Princess and Miss K and I, obviously Kat now, are going to be pre-filming a lot of episodes. I think I want to say three to four. So if you guys want, not want. So if you guys have any idea of what you guys want us to talk about for those pre-filmed videos, because it's going to be so hard, especially for like Miss K's tea of the week, which is like if we pre-film that, I can't really assume what's going to be the tea like four weeks from now, you know? So.

So we need things to talk about. We need things... Maybe you guys want to know a lot of our childhood stories. Maybe Q&A of Princess. Oh my god, yes. Yeah, and I know for sure on one of the episodes, I want to look through and read through some of you guys' answers through questions of the day because...

You guys sent in really good ones for... Oh my god, yes. First date horror story. Oh, yeah. I've been reading those a lot. I always go back to that video. I'm like reading it. Yeah. And I'm like, dang. We'll look through some of those. We'll read some of those. But yeah, if you guys have any other ideas for us to do for the pod, let us know. We're always down for some suggestions. Is Mr. Justice gonna make an appearance? Girl, if I can even... Oh my god, you guys. Yes.

He just works such weird hours. Like, I remember last Monday. Not even last Monday. This Monday. One second we're, like, cuddling. And next second, he's gone. He's getting ready. No, he's gone. I'm like, what the fuck? Did you even get ready? Like, I swear he, like, literally jumped out of the bed. And then grabbed his stuff and left. And I was like, I feel empty. I feel like, did we just hook up? What did he do? He is the sweetest, you guys. He...

He came to pick us up at the airport on, was it Saturday? Yeah. And then he got me flowers too. I didn't expect the flowers because I thought it was just like for Brett. And I was like, oh, okay, whatever. And he was like, Brett, choose which one you want. And then he was like, oh, here you go, Miss Kat. I was like, oh my gosh, thank you so much. Yeah, and Kat got flowers too. I did too. Really? Oh, he's the sweetest. He is cutesy. I'm like, it's hard to like, you know, get mad at him when you guys are fighting now. Because I'm like,

No, literally. And we barely even fight. It's always me. Like, and I will say that. It's always me that's like... Because he's like, even when he does things wrong, he's like, I'm not gonna fight about forgetting to say I love you. And I'm like, but you did. Like...

I'm literally such a pick me That I'm literally like It's all of those telenovelas we watched in the Philippines Growing up No I'm literally a telenovela bitch I'm like if your whole world does not revolve around me Do you even love me?

But I know I still owe you guys a justice episode. It's just that like every time we do see each other, it's the weekends. And I don't want to ask Kat to come in and like film because like I'm sure she looks forward to her weekend. Yeah. Having to be here. And it's just the beginning of the year, you guys. Everyone is busy in the beginning of the year. Maybe when we do it on our first year, like.

When we make our first year. Which is in May. Maybe it'll be like our one year anniversary. And he will also be coming with us to the Philippines. Yes. Because even that, I'm like, girl. Even like getting him to come on trips. It's literally like pulling teeth. I'm sure you guys know what he does. He's in the Navy. It's hard. But of course, I already promised y'all that I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. It's just a matter of...

when our schedules align and when it would make sense. Yeah. Yeah. But hopefully when we do a lot of pre-filming, he can come, but...

Don't hold your breath on it, girl. I'm like, girl, there's like so many interesting people in the Philippines. It's like, it's weird, but not really because I knew Philippines was like this third world country, but I'm like, the people itself are, they're so... We're not a third world country. No, I know, but like... We're a developing country. Yes. Period. But a lot of people think that we're still a third world country, but I'm like, girl, our country might be third world, but not a people. Period. No, also, also,

Since you brought that up, I've been seeing a lot of TikToks about people that are like, I didn't know Philippines looked like this. Yes, exactly. And I think a lot of people still think that. And it's very much is still like not the richest country in the world. Obviously, we still have corruption, poverty, things of that nature that we need to work on. But...

Girl, we're advanced in our own ways. Like, we got malls. Like, people think we don't have malls. People think we don't have hotels. If that incident didn't happen back in the 90s where, like, the whole martial law happened, girl, Philippines would be not like that. So... Okay, Miss Historian. Give them time. Miss Historian. I love my history. But yes, I...

I, let's get into the products of the week, girl. Because you be talking like you don't got work. I should go first. Yes. Because I don't have my product. I forgot it at home. I just got a text. It says, your Oscar tickets are ready to download. Okay, 21st century. 22nd.

But, okay. So, my product of the day. I don't have my product of the day. But it's the Good Molecule Discoloration Correcting Face Serum. Oh, I have that. Really? It's in the thing. Let me grab it. If you want to. But I've been loving that serum. I have, like, I suffer from, like, amount of...

hyperpigmentations from like pimple back in like high school because I used to like pop it a lot. And that one really helped. I could literally see the difference by like using in a week. I love good molecules. I love them. My favorite, I don't want to butcher it, but I think I remembered one of their toners were really good. Yeah, it's this one. I love this one. Say it again. This coloration correcting serum. Period.

period Kat you have that do you like it? I love it it's my it's in my Bretman bag thing because I have a little drawer in Bretman's upstairs bathroom yeah we call it BR's PR's yeah so it's my serum for here I have one at home too did you get

that from me or you got that I bought it it's really affordable at Ulta how much is that big one I think like 8 bucks oh really or 12 yeah Kiehl's also has a really good discoloration one that comes with a lot but if that works for you it works

Mine says this in-styler, all-in-one thing that I've been obsessed with. I'll leave the link on my... Well, it's already on TikTok, but it's on TikTok. I have it on. I'm wearing the I Love MILF shirt. And my hair is finally long enough to curl over this and then do that. But my favorite thing about it is that it comes with a bonnet. I love that. And the bonnet has a detachable fabric.

Eye mask. Which also doubles as like kind of like to keep the bonnet in your hair. Because sometimes I feel like I'm literally breakdancing in my sleep and I can't keep my bonnet on.

And I feel because that mask is there, it doesn't slip off. And yeah, I'm in my heatless curl journey era right now. I've been trying a lot of the kitsch stuff. And maybe today also, Kat, we can go to like TJ Maxx. Because I know they always have like those. We love TJ Maxx. Yeah, I love a good TJ Maxx. I love it. I've tried that last night. The most uncomfortable thing ever. You did? Yes. Yes.

In your hair? Yes. What was uncomfortable about it? I, everything. First of all, when I lay down, it's literally on my head. And if I wrapped it in another way, it's like on my neck. Uh-huh. And then I tried to like put it up here and it just falls. Uh-huh.

Interesting. I feel like I'm so accustomed to like wearing things in my head when I go to sleep that I don't really like get bothered by that. Yeah. If anything, I can't sleep if I don't have like a tubi or like a bonnet on. Because that was one of your big problems like when you're sleeping, your hair gets on your face. It's on my face and like my neck. So sometimes I'm laying on my hair and I'm like sleeping like this and now I just wake up with a stiff neck. Yeah. Or I just wake up in the middle of the night like

Oh my God. Somebody just choked me. But yeah, that was the episode. Miss K, where can they find you, girl? You guys can find me anywhere at my ass. K-A-Y. Also at The Baddest Radio.

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