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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hello, everyone. It is Thursday yet again, and we have a full house today. Would you guys like to introduce yourself? I'm Kat.
Justice. Princess May! And today we are going to be playing Who Knows Me The Best. Last episode, Princess kept talking about how she misses a lot of our old videos, like how when we used to do Guess This Song, Spelling Bees, quizzes and whatnot. So I thought we would bring back the same vibes, but with a new set of people, plus Princess still. And we're going to do Who Knows Me The Best. They want to replace me so bad.
No, literally. Before we start, let's go on down the road. Tell them how you know me, your relationship with me, and how long you've known me, and why you think you're going to win. Who knows Bretman Rock the most? Starting with Princess, because she'll be talking. Bretman Rock is my brother's sister. Your brother's sister? Yeah. Girl, okay, whatever. She is my sibling. Period. She is my sibling, and I've known her since when I was...
Seven. And she was nine. So do the math. So do the math, please, because I don't know it. Next. Oh, did you say why do you think you're going to win? Oh, why do you think you're going to win? Oh, why do I think I'm going to win? I'm not going to win. Go ahead, Kat. Okay. Hi, my name's Kat. I'm Bretman's assistant. I've known him since 2021.
And I think I'm going to win because I spend every single day with him. Every single weekdays. Yeah. Well, girl, I'll tell you yesterday. Actually, let me stop lying. Next. My name is Justice. I'm Bretman's man. I've known him since 2019. Yeah. But when did you really get to know me? I just got to know him. 2020, 2024. Yeah, 2024.
I think I'm going to win because... You're not, Jess. Huh? You're not going to win. I can be really thoughtful sometimes, so I pay attention to details. Sometimes he says things and he thinks I'm not listening to him, and I actually am. I can't wait to test this theory. Let's test this theory. Actually, I'm very curious myself. Cue the intro. Bratman to Earth, Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is.
All right, you guys. So as you guys know, we're going to do a test today. But before we get into the test today, we're going to do a little bit of catching up with everyone. The last two episodes have been with Princess. So y'all have heard enough from her. Miss Kat, what you been up to, girl?
Not much, just working and getting ready for you to leave. And I'm writing a little list of things I want to try making while you're gone. I'll have a little downtime. Ooh, I'm gone for two weeks. What are on some of that list? I know drinking water is one of them. Okay, so I'm doing a little water cleanse right now. But anyway, I'm going to try making croissants. And then it's not called chocolate croissants, but like the chocolate croissant version.
And just more like bread things. I don't like making bread at all. So I'm trying to like get out of my comfort zone to make bread. Have you ever gone through like sourdoughs? No. My ex was supposed to show me how to do it. I didn't. So I kind of need to learn. I should learn how to. Did you have some her fukuchi last night, Papa? Have some of what? Her fukuchi. Her fukuchi.
The one that she made last night. Oh, you didn't eat it. He was full, I think. I made focaccia. Oh, focaccia. Not focucci, bitch. Oh my god. That's why you're like, what? I've never heard that before. Papa, what'd you do today, girl? Work. Period. We love a working man. We love a working man. I was gonna try to convince Justice to do our episode today. But honestly, when he came home, he was so dead from just working out. And I didn't want...
to film a whole entire episode of just like us talking about our relationship when you're dying so i was like i feel like it'd be more fun if we did like who knows me more because princess is still here that was like down so i was like let's just do that instead instead of but yes we know we still owe you a bremen injustice episode just not today because what'd you do today i did a murph
Very strenuous workout. Oh, that was today. Yeah. Would you like to tell them what a MRF is? Basically like a mile run, 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, and 300 squats. And then you're in the water.
Because the weather was bad. It was like raining and stuff. Oh, yeah. We're going to swim in the ocean. Yeah. Another mile on top of all of that. Yeah, it was like raining. I remember I did Murph for my workout once in CrossFit. And I don't know if I remember it correctly, but it was to honor Memorial Day, I think. Of deceased army people, military people, I believe, colonizers.
correct me if I'm wrong is that why you guys did it or is it just a part of just did it for like a monthly workout type thing you do it every month I don't know we might yeah that's what it sounds like so my whole body aches that's why I came I got back to Fred's place and I went to the massage chair
And I was about to pass out and then him and Brutus came up and they were like, do you want to be on the podcast? Yeah, because we were like, oh my, by the way, this is the third video that Princess and I are filming today. And I'm like,
girl we already caught up we already talked about the past like what else are we gonna talk about this is so this is gonna i'm like i literally can only stare at you for so long that's crazy so that's why we have to switch it up and do a little game for you guys if you guys are gonna listen to this episode please also watch the episode because i feel like you need to see all of us and i feel like this is more of a youtube video where you need to watch it instead of like
Princess. Yes? How was your first day back from work? From your maternity leave? It was cutesy. I'm sorry to be overworking you like this, girl. I didn't expect you. I didn't want your first day back to be three videos out. It's okay. I enjoyed it. I think what just kind of made it a little hard is
I'll delay, but it's okay. She's still really young, so... It's also her first day at work, you guys, so please. She just clocked in. Like, let her cook. Yeah, but it's good. I love to be back. I've been wanting to come back for a while now, but the schedule has just been a little too much. Well, we're gone for two weeks, so you have a two-week break after this, and then we'll be back to the studio, girl.
And I can't wait to be reunited with Miss K. And we're going to have so many stories about the Philippines. Just as he's actually going to the Philippines with us. I'm pretty excited. Never been before. What are you most excited about? That I get to spend it with you. Girl. Aww.
You're so in love with me. That's crazy. Long hair. I know. Like, my hair's all the way back in the Philippines already. What else are you excited for, girl? Stop. Like, don't be lame. I'm excited to meet your other assistant, Lindsay. Yes. You love Lindsay. Your stylist. Mr. Meller. Brian. Yeah. Yeah.
I've never met them before so I'm sure we'll have fun I'm excited Miss K is coming with us I know she's always fun I was gonna say I'm excited for you to see where I'm from I feel like it's gonna be you're gonna take him to Gagayan no oh well no I'm like Philippines girl Gagayan oh my god we're gonna need like our family to go home with that because I don't trust me just going to Gagayan by myself with him I
I would need like my mom, my brother just to show us around and stuff like that. And they know everybody. So I'm like, I'm gonna need y'all to come with us. Oh, princess, do you want any pasta lubang while I'm gone? Tell me now. Oh my God, I was about to say. Tell me now. Right now? Girl, I'm not gonna tell you now. I'm gonna make you a list. Girl, I'm gonna forget and I'm not gonna look at that list. I'm gonna send you the list. Okay, what is your first... When mom goes home, what pasta lubang do you usually ask for? My kids love the homie noodles. Boy bawang. Not boy bawang. Bida. Bida.
Bida is better than Boy Ba Wong, honestly. I also like... She also gets me like the cream silk conditioner. Milo. Milo is so different than the ones they have here. What else? Just different snacks. Chocolate. Chocolate. Okay, period. All of that. Like all the snacks just for the kids to try.
Oh, that would be fun. A video for you guys to do. Kat, is there anything you can think of that you want Pasalubong back? Pasalubong is basically like gifts back. Like, yeah. Like tourism gifts. The sushi bake. Girl, last year, me and Miss K literally hauled like a whole bag of like ube. Like three. Not ube. Sushi bake with us. I'm like, how did we even clear the screening for this? But it was like so good. It was so good. I think like
A cutesy like beach bag. Because that's when you brought me a bag and I love it. Oh yeah. I got you by Young Siaga. Yeah. You still use it. I use it every day. It's like your farmer's market bag. Yeah. I love it. I always forget to bring mine. I love using it. Those would be cutesy. Or like knives would be really cool. Like ingredients. Ooh. I mean, I feel like I would get you knives when I go to Korea. Not Philippines. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah.
I like when people bring me back things that they use in the country. You know what I mean? Girl, get her the thing. Pagsagad. Wale Stambo. Oh, remember when you discovered how well Filipino brooms are? And you're like, oh my god, these are actually really good. I love using it. You need a new one. We should get a new one. I know. Papa, do you want to tell them where we're going? We're in Manila in Bojo.
Say it again. Bohol. Bohol. I didn't tell you guys where we're going last time because we didn't have anything booked yet. But everything is booked now. You got your ticket. I have my ticket. Everyone has their ticket. So I think it's safe to say we're going to Bohol. By the time this video goes out, I think we will probably already in Bohol or coming back to Manila from Bohol. So...
If my future self is watching this, I hope you had fun. We hope you had fun. I am kind of curious as to how that's going to go because you hate boats and we're taking a boat. I know. If you guys watch my birthday video this year, I promise that I will never get in any boat again. But I don't know if I'm just being like toxically positive, but I think I'm just telling myself that
well the last time I went it was like all flat so I think I'm I'm hoping and praying that it's gonna be just like flat boat rides because I think the reason why that boat ride was so bad is the water was so choppy and it was just so windy row row row the boat vibes and I hope for a smooth sailing and smooth sailing only because I did it once already and it was great so I hope it's that
You should be happy you weren't there at this party. You would have died. You would have died. You would have told her. Oh yeah, I was pregnant. Girl, Alele would have been a water bird. No, literally. Your first boat party was cute to me though.
Yes, because it was like on this side of the island. It was calm. I... Oh my God. But I have you when I go to the boat. So... Oh, you were there, Justin? He wasn't there last time. Not the birthday. But he means in the future. Like for this one, I'll have him. If he was there for his birthday, he would have saved him. I'm like, I need something big to hold on to. Well, I think we're all caught up now. I think it's time to play the game. Let's play the game. Period.
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Everybody knows the best part of any party is the pregame. Welcome to my show, The Pregame with Kayla Nicole, a podcast where we're speaking our truth and hyping you up like your bestie in the bathroom mirror. Oh yeah, that's right. You know, that's how he is. I know, I know.
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At the pregame, the party starts here. The pregame, your new favorite podcast to vibe, laugh, and live your best unfiltered life. Coming to you wherever you get your podcasts. Before we start, I would just like to say we're going to skip all the segments today, but there is one segment we will never, ever skip in this household, and it is, what is the cat cooking? Okay, so the farthest one from you is for justice. This one's for you.
I guess this one's for me. Cooking with Kat. So today, I made banana pudding, but it's Bretman friendly, so it's lactose free. Justice, I only gave you peanut butter because you like peanut butter, so I didn't give you regular. So I made regular and peanut butter.
Mmm. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, hold on. I don't know if you ever had mine, Brett, because this always has dairy in it. So I don't know if you ever had it. No, this is bomb, Katty. This is banana pudding? Yeah. What is this? White stuff? The white stuff is dairy-free whipped cream combined with a pastry cream.
But the pastry cream, I just used lactose-free milk instead of regular milk. What's up? I had jalapeno butter. I was like, Justice is going to eat this. I'm glad y'all liked it. That was really refreshing. It tastes light, too. It doesn't taste too heavy. Yeah.
And it's like the best Asian dessert compliment. It's not too sweet. Very good. Thank you. Is everybody ready? Yes. Ready? Ready. Okay, everybody get your first pieces of paper out. Before we start, I'm going to do my prediction. I think
Cat's gonna come in first. I think Princess is gonna find a way to get herself second. And Papa, you're gonna be last. But you better prove me wrong. You better prove me wrong. We'll start off with something really, really, really, really easy. What is my full name?
Full legal name. For some of you, this might be the first time you're going to hear my first, my last name. Okay. Everyone, show your answer. Bretman Rock Sakayanan. Bretman Rock Sakayanan. Bretman Rock Sakayanan. Period. Everybody gets one point. Okay, now I have the baby. Next question is, at what age did I come to America?
What age? You were there. That's crazy, Princess. I'm trying to do the math. That's actually crazy if you get this wrong. You know when you ask me that, I'm like over here thinking about all my kids and stuff. I'm like, why am I thinking about the kids? Hold on. This just doesn't even happen. I'm not confident in my answer. Wait, so if I was born in 2000... Princess, you know this, girl. That's so embarrassing. Okay, get ready. Alright, everyone reveal your answer and no changing. 3, 2, 1...
How was it 8? 8, 6. I was thinking 6 or 8. What? 9. 2009, 2010. And the one point is for Justice. Yeah. 2-1-1. Wait, I was 7 though. Hmm? I was 7. I know, but I was 8. You know how we have that one gap? We're more the same age. That's when we came here.
I mean, one more one year apart. No, we were two years apart when I met you. But it's okay. Princess, that's not when we first met. When did I move to America? 2009, bitch. Yeah, and I was eight. Yes, I was. I was eight about to turn nine. Yes, princess, shut up. How are you gonna tell me?
Oh sorry, sorry. Don't yell at- She's like, "Don't yell at my mom." Oh, next question? Hold on. Next question. Sorry, I didn't hear next question. We're just- Okay, next question. And one point for each date, month, and year. What is my birthday? Are we all ready? Yes. Let's show your answers. My birthday is July 31, 1999. Everyone gets three points.
Okay, now that was the easy first round. What are we on points? I have four points. Yeah. Well, that last one was three points, remember? One point for each. So I have four, five. Four, four, five.
No, he answered. Oh, okay. 4, 4, 5. All right. Now the questions are about to get real. What is my favorite subject in school? It was the one thing I was good at when I was in the Philippines. The one I was good at when I came to America. You think I don't know him? All right. Reveal your answers. Is it English?
But then the science guy. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Princess, why would it be English, girl? Why was I good at that in the Philippines and here? No. Okay, the scores are four, five, and six. Keep your tallies, period. What year did I blow up on social media? I'm talking when I slapped Princess in the head that year.
No, year. Maybe write what video it was and then just over here. But you just said we slept during the head. That era, I mean. What year did I break out of the internet? I think it was a whole year. I think I know your age, so I just calculated it. Okay. 30? Let's hear it.
No, none of you bitches got it right. Girl, I was in middle school at 2013, bitch. I thought you were 15. I was 16. I was. Wait, hold on, hold on. What were you, 2015 or 2016? Sorry, you guys. Lele needed her lunch break. She's eating her lunch right now. But since Princess was the closest, she did 2015 and she scratched off 2016. Show them your answer, girl. We're going to give her the point. Because she's the closest. Yes.
Here you go. Next question. At what year did Bretman Rock win Beauty Influencer of the Year at the East People's Choice Awards? Would you guys like to show your answer? 2018, 2018, and Princess? 2019. Princess is the only one that got that right. In 2018, I was nominated. In 2019, I was the winner. And in 2020, I was also nominated.
So, Princess, what is the point currently? Seven?
Five, six. Wow, Princess is coming through, girl. Can we do currency? Princess, can you move the thing closer to your mic? Oh, yes. Next question. I'm writing with my left hand. Here you go. How much money was my very first check? Very first? Mm-hmm. We'll just do the closest. We'll round to the nearest tenth dollar.
Let me give you guys a range. It was from $1 to $100. My first check ever. And it was for a teeth whitening company. And people used my code and I made money through commission. Oh, commission. And we're going to give the point to the closest one. Everyone have your answer? Yes. Justice, what is your answer? $50. It says $17.
100. The closest is just this. I made $37 on my first paycheck. There you go. Okay, next question, which is a more of a current event, I guess. At what month did I take my U.S. citizenship test?
And for another point, what month did I take my oath ceremony? Nobody know this? What month? Mm-hmm. What month? What month? What month? Oh, I already know that. January? Wait. What month is it today? It's March, bitch. I'm sorry. And I'm going to guess July. Go ahead. All right. Justice? Yes.
What month did I take my test? I put November for your test. And my oath? January. Kat? I put January for your test and February for your oath. Princess? I put July for the first question and January for your second. Why would I do it in reverse? Anyways...
I took the oath. Wait, I realized I just fucked that all up. I took the test. I totally just fucked that up. Oh, test. January. Yeah. And I took the oath February, meaning Kat got it both right. Thank you. And just like that, she caught up. Seven, seven, six. That was dumb of me. Whatever. Whatever. All right. Closest decimal point. Hmm?
What's a decimal? This is the question. What the fuck was a decimal, Princess? Like, like 3.5. Like, oh, like the dot, right? Yeah. Girl. 4.0. I graduated high school in 2017. What was my GPA? There. We'll switch it up, Princess. 4.2. Oh, wow. Okay. I said 3.98.
Okay. Mine's a complete guess because we've never talked about this ever. 3.85. You guys really gave that to me. I'm really not as smart as y'all think. I was cum laude, but I was not summa level. I graduated with 3.6.
Meaning Justice is the closest. Wow, Justice. Period, Justice. All right. Without checking your phone right now, how much followers do I have on Instagram? I know this. I'm what you call a real fan. Don't look at mine. Period. We'll start off with the most confidant one. Miss Cady. I said 18.8 million. Okay, Justice. I also put 18.8 million. Princess. Princess.
18.8. You have to show us. Show us. Girl, I see you correcting your work. Sorry, sorry, sorry. She is still correcting her work. You can put the end. Wait, hold on. I only have one head, okay? Everybody got two heads. 18.4 or 18.8 million. Sorry. There's no or. That's crazy. Well, two points. One point for Justice and Kat.
Girl, you can't cheat your way out of this. I didn't, but I put 18.8 mil. That's fine. That's fine. I'm gonna cut up. I'm gonna catch up. I'm gonna catch up. I'm gonna catch up. So the current points are 8.86. If you guys are watching this and it's wrong, please correct us down below. Because nobody was keeping track of the scores, honestly. It's probably 8.86, I think. Yeah. Okay. Please keep a track of your point. All right. Next question. How many guinea pigs did I have?
In third grade. At your peak? At my peak. Yeah, at the peak. It's peak summer. Damn, Kat, you're giving confidant. I remember in your book. So I hope I got it right. I don't know, though. We'll start with... Is your answer locked, Princess? Yes. Period. We'll start with Princess again. Too many. 20 plus.
20 plus. Okay, we'll take that. I said 35. I put 18. And Kat gets the answer correct. She didn't have that much. In his book, if you read it. I had 36 guinea pigs actually, Princess. You didn't. Technically. Yes, I did. Period. Alright. Next question. Let me think. Oh.
What is my favorite color? Specifically. The more specific, the better. Because you really swear. You listen. Alright, we'll start with Justice. Royal blue. Cat. Princess. Royal blue. So I have seven now. You guys have nine. I'm at ten. He's at nine. I have seven. Okay, wait.
I'm going to start putting the points. Wait, how much does Princess have? Seven. Okay, next question is, what sport did I play that I played a lot? So you can list as many as you want and you will get a point for each one that I played.
You're stupid. Let me know when everyone has their answer. I have mine. Okay, princess. We will start with you. Okay. You did track, volleyball, softball, wrestling, and basketball? No. I did... Wait, say that again. Say it and then I'll say if I did it or not. Track? Yes. Volleyball? Yes. Basketball? Bitch. Be for real. Sorry.
Wrestling? No. Softball? No. Baseball? Yes. Sorry, I meant... Three. Okay. I like baseball. Okay. I said track, volleyball, and soccer. Yes. For all three. Soccer. Soccer middle school. I put soccer. You did not do soccer. I did. Middle school. I remember you talking about your soccer coach. Yeah. Mr. Oh, wait. No, that's the weird one. That's Big E though. Mr.
I played soccer after school soccer with Mr. You don't remember me like saving up my coins to go get cleats? No, I don't. Well, I do remember, girl. Okay. I put track, cross country, and soccer. Damn, you all have three points. Yeah.
You guys missed cross country. I thought they were the same, Loki. Well, no, because they were different seasons. Because track was in the end of the year and cross country was the beginning of the year. I was homeschooled. So I have 10. I have 13. Cross country is also like five miles. Oh, it is? I thought it was just like running. No, it's like long distance running. Track's like you can pick. 12? 12. Yeah. Okay. 10, 13, 12. Yep.
Next question is, how many chickens do I have right as of this moment in time? Do you know? Yes. I feel like you're about to get a lot. Did you see those? Yeah. It has to be like... Is it including the new ones? What new ones? I don't have new ones. I don't know because she just said, do you count? I think she's talking about the eggs they're sitting on. I counted them this morning. I'm guessing. Because remember, I had to get rid of my roosters.
Alright, we'll start with Justice. You have your answer. 42. I said 16. I said 15. What? 16? That's the closest actually. I only have 24 chickens now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It doesn't feel like that many. If the HOA is watching, I only have 20. Thank you. By the way, I was about to put 20 and I always like...
So one point for Kat. 14 Kat, 10 Princess, 12 Justice. Why do I not go with my... Go with your first thought. I always like mess it up. You should do your dog's name. No, that's too easy because Princess will lose. Yeah, I will.
I only know Ella. Okay, ready? Ready. Yes, ready. What year did I start growing out my hair? Papa, it's okay. I know we weren't together yet. I'm looking like this and I already put it in. Let's see if you get it. You'll probably get it. I started growing out my hair in 2020. Princess, what did you put?
What'd you put? 2023. You stupid. Two years ago. Two years ago is crazy, bitch. I would still be at my Bob life. I put 2021. That's close enough, Papa. It's okay. It's okay. You tried. Yeah. Okay, we'll do first two. I feel like we'll do two more questions. Okay. Two more questions and this one will... Okay.
Five points. No, we're not doing that. I'm trying to ask more like harder questions. What you dislike in food? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, you would know that. That would be so easy for Kat because she knows I hate celery. And olives. And olives. Oh, my God.
Ew, that just gagged me. That ruined my day thinking about celery and olives, bitch. Me too. You know, I don't like olives at all. None of y'all like olives. I don't know why. I don't know if any of you guys here like olives. Do you like olives, Papa? I like olives. I like olives too. But like Jeanette, Rin, Kiefer, none of them like olives. I don't know. Maybe it's a Filipino thing. Let us know if y'all like olives. Because mine says berry, just a gross story. Okay.
Oh, I know one that you guys may or may not know. Princess might know this. How many girlfriends, puppy love girlfriends have I had?
Obviously like not an actual real girlfriend. Oh, I'm just smart. I just listen. We'll start with Justice. How do you feel about me having girlfriends? I mean, I had girlfriends. How much did you have? I don't know. Was he a little player? I know. I think he came out when you were like 13. 14. If we're talking about elementary school and stuff. I don't know. I feel like
I was never really interested. So like in elementary school, yes, I guess I was like a little player. Like I would date a girl for like a week and then I would just be like, oh, I'm not feeling it anymore. And then I would start to become friends with another girl and then I would start dating her. Oh my gosh. Okay, player. So how many girlfriends did you have in elementary school? Like five or six. That's, girl, that's crazy. Yeah.
How many girlfriends did I have, Kat? I said two. How many girlfriends did I have, Papa? Two. Princess? Yes. Oh, my God. Well, yes. Well, yes. Okay, last question. Wait, I forgot to ask people. We would have named them too. No, we're not naming them. Next question is... For how many points? For how many... No, it's the same shit, Princess.
I know. Such a sore loser. I'm not a sore loser. I'm just a competitive bitch. Well, you should be better. Yeah, I'm like, well, maybe you should win. You're already winning, Kat. Okay, wait, let me think. Let me think.
Something with maybe that you guys could get a bunch of points in. Okay, growing up, I wanted to be a bunch of things. Actually, if I'm thinking correctly, I can think of four different occupations slash jobs that I've always wanted to be. One point for each one that you get. And you have four guesses. And don't think too hard about the answers because they are all very just like,
on the nose jobs so just it's not like it's not like a niche job I guess is what I'm saying and just if we're updated on points we have Justice at 13 points Princess at 11 and Kat at a whopping 16
All right. We will start with the first one done. Katty, what are your four guesses? I said a firefighter, vet, farmer, and pro athlete. You got two out of four. Period. Princess? It's like a vet, like a pet person or whatever, like taking care of.
Fucking dogs. I mean, animals. A vet? Yes. Interior designer? Something to do with the plants? Like a farmer kind? Gardener. Or a teacher? Or a physical coach? Okay, you got one. Papa? I put lawyer, doctor, teacher, vet.
Girl, one. A lawyer? Lawyer is crazy. Which one did Keith... I mean, for some... Okay. The firefighter? Firefighter. Firefighter. I was going to put that. What were the other two then? Okay. Vet, firefighter, actor, animal, marine biologist.
What's a marine biologist? Like someone that studies underwater stuff. I swear, I heard. That was just something I found cool when I was a kid. And then as I grew older, I realized that water is not for me. So I let that go. But hello, I was out there fighting for the turtles. We know, we know. Like, I was out here like killing the straws. No, so what did... I got firefighter in bed. Oh, firefighter. Mm-hmm.
Alright you guys, now we have the winners. Coming in in last place, we have Princess May at 12 points. Good job. Coming in at second place, we got Justice at 14 points. Good job, Justice. I like how you write with your left hand and you write backwards. And Kat is at a whopping 18 points. Yeah.
Thank you so much. But maybe admittedly, if Miss K was here, I feel like she would be in between Kat and Justice. Yeah. I feel like Miss K would know for sure. I feel like she would be like 15, 16. I think. Oh, we should tell Miss K to do the test at home when she's watching this. I'll text her. Maybe we could do that. Congrats, Kat. Thank you. You win bragging rights. I will. Kat knows you from...
The dirt of your feet to the roots of your hair. Period. To the dandruffs of this scalp, girl. From the split of my ass. The dirt on the toenails. Which what? Okay, so I we probably don't have any products of the week. I didn't ask you guys to bring anything but is there anything things you guys are obsessed with this week? You guys want to talk about maybe movies, media, shows, songs, products even that you just want to mention? You
You go first. I have one for these two. Who's two? You two. What? Dochi's anxiety song. I listen to it non-stop. I listen to it all the time. Do you listen to it, Justice? Yeah. It's his favorite. It's so good. What is it? Anxiety. The one that you were playing? Yes. Cleo likes that song too. I know she does. I'll put them on there, but... You did not, Justice! Girl, tell me why Justice...
Is like, can I have the aux today? And he never asked for the aux. So I'm like, okay, what are you going to play? And he plays. And he's like, have you ever heard this song, Anxiety? I'm like, the one that came out five years ago. Yeah, literally. Girl.
And he swore he discovered it and everything. But it's so cute that you actually, didn't you like learn the lyrics and like after like listening to it for a couple times? Period. Yeah, Jem. Yeah. I'm gonna have to listen to that song. Yeah. Because like Cleo be like listening to so many different songs. Yeah, she does. You know what she likes that I told her that Justice likes? Like Me. Like Me. She likes that song. From who? Like Me. Tyler, the creator. Yeah.
The one where he's talking about the dad. Oh my god. Oh like him. Like him. Oh my god. Yes. There's this one time she was like
She was like, mommy, can we do another part two of me singing? I was like, what are you going to sing? You're like, Tyler, the creator, like him. And I was like, no. And then she tried. She was like, it's really good. And she started to sing it. And I was like, I know like no Tyler Crater song. Oh, I think you would like that, Princess. Tyler Crater? Yes, because you, I remember...
You know when you'll be getting so sad sometimes and you'll be telling mom, like, you only hate me because you remind me of dad. Some shit like that. Yes, but I remember you as like, I don't know how old you were, but like you were telling mom, like, yeah, just admit it. You don't like me because I act like dad or I'm like dad. Something like that. And I'm like, you would like that song because it's talking about how he's very much like his dad that he never met. Right? Correct.
Oh, okay. Yeah, and then Cleo asked me why Uncle Justice likes it. He's like, why does Uncle Justice like the song? And I was like, ask him next time. Why do you like the song? It just makes me think. I obviously don't know my father, so it makes me think about, like,
If I'm like my father. Do you get sad when you listen to it? No, not really. Justice, you can cry. It's a safe space. Just cry. It's falling. His eyes are welling up. It's welling up. It's okay, let it out. Cleo, she's the worst person to joke around with because she really creates the most...
craziest comeback ever like she'd be like no seriously she was like she was something about something milk and then yeah your dad never came back with it
Cleo's brutal. Girl, I'm also like, who'd be teaching you these jokes? Because I'm like... No, literally. And she'll be like, she'll talk about her bullies. And I'm like, the way you talk to me, girl. Sounds like you're the bully sometimes, Miss Cleo. Yeah. But anyways, Princess, where can they find you, girl? Find me on all my social media on Real Princess May, on TikTok, Instagram, and Amazon Surfgram.
Yes. Katty, where can they find you? I'm okay. Next. Period. Justice, where can they find you? You can find me on Instagram. Justice is king. Period. And you guys already know about Bitch When You See One. I don't. I'm at BretmanRock everywhere. And make sure you guys like and subscribe to The Baddest Radio. And what should be the question of the week? Something about you, I feel like. Ooh, okay. The next question of the day is...
What is your favorite thing about me? Actually, we'll end with that today. Can we answer about you? Yeah, we'll go down the road. I'll end with me. What is your favorite thing about me? Why do I have to start it? Can it be cats?
Since she won. Okay, Kat. What is your favorite thing about me? There's just so many things. Since you know so much about me. My favorite thing about you is that you radiate positivity and you radiate motivation. And just being around you makes you want to be a better person at like all aspects of life. Wow. Now you're copying my own answer to me. I like the fact that I motivate myself. I'm kidding. Papa, what is your favorite thing about me? Like, don't make me blush. Like, just blush?
Like this week? Well, not this week. Ew, you're stupid. What did he say? Your favorite thing about me, period. You're funny. Period. That's a basic answer. What did he say? I mean, you guys were telling me not to say that. Say something more. Wait, what did you say, Justin? Say he's funny. But like anybody on the street could tell Brett he's funny. Like, what would you say? Because you know him.
I mean, I think that I'm around him all the time. So I think that still, if he's funny after we spend like
a majority of our time together that says a lot so your thing is I'm still funny yes you're still funny okay then say that it's hard it's hard to spend time around somebody and to find them funny all the time like I could be mad at you honestly I see that I could be mad at you or like like not want to talk to you and I still like think about you and I'm like alright he's kind of funny though like I miss him he's funny true that was a good
I'm glad that you explained that. Okay. That was cute, guys. I was like, oh, is he funny looking? Girl. Princess May, what is your favorite thing about me? My favorite thing about you is that I feel like I am more of me when I'm around you. Like, I don't feel... I don't feel... And I feel like I can be me 100% around you. Yeah, that's like our family, though. I feel like you bring that into me, though. True. Like...
That's so our family because I feel like I am the most when I'm with you guys. Yeah. Like, I'm me. I think that's why I bring Kiefer around everywhere. I need a family with me everywhere because...
I just like, I'm like, okay, Miss Casey here, I'll be fine. Yeah. And I feel like you know me so much, even though like we don't really talk every single day. Yeah. We're like low maintenance besties, actually. Yeah, like you don't know me too much. But then when I'm like trying to say something, you're like, oh, like, do you mean this? Like, I feel like, you know. She gets it. Yeah. Okay. My favorite thing about me is...
Find out next episode here at the bat. I'm kidding. It's too long. I have a lot of favorite things about me. But honestly, I think one of them has to be the fact that I have and will always probably be a dreamer. I feel like I've always dreamt big. I've always imagined big. And I've always wanted more.
Not in a greedy type of way, but like I feel like I know what I deserve. And I think because I am a dreamer, it makes me, one, a confident person. It makes me know who I am. But it also just makes me self-aware of like not just myself, but other people around me. And I think that's why I leave that energy everywhere. So, yeah. Yeah.
Let me know down below, though. What is your favorite thing about me? I can't wait to read it. I love you guys. This is all about him in this song. I know. I love this episode, honestly. You should title it Bretman Rock. Why Bretman Rocks. LOL. Well, I'll see you guys next episode. And please don't forget to comment why you love me. Thank you so much. Aloha. Say bye, guys. Bye.
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