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Period. Happy Valentine. Advance happy Valentine's to everyone. Happy love day. Period. I hope you guys all are full of love today, tomorrow, and yesterday, honestly. And for the rest of the month. Yeah, yeah. Honestly. A month full of love. Oh my God, you too. You too. We're doing an off-the-shoulder number because what is more girly pup than off-the-shoulder? Yeah. It's giving love.

Off the shoulder, always just... Wait, isn't it crazy? Like back then, like you couldn't even show your shoulders. Yes, let alone knees. Yes. Ankles, girl. Ankles. I wonder what it is with like men back in the days and like ankles. Like what was it? Like, because girl, they were like feral for ankles. No, literally. They were like...

Honestly, I think it's because of like the clothing. Because like, what is it called? Like, you know, back then, like they didn't have like a love. You have to marry someone to get some. Oh, that's true. So they were fiending for anything they could get? Yes. Speaking of anything that they could get, Miss Kat was like, I didn't realize that my outfit was so boobie last episode. I didn't.

I just want to give a public apology if it hurt anyone's eyes to be staring at my tits the whole time. No, but that is like your prized possession. Yeah, because it was like a teaser to what we will be seeing Miss K wear. Well, my titties are not going to be as big.

big period also thank you to miss cat for decorating today I know last minute I literally got here and she was cutting hearts downstairs I was like oh it would have been so cute if we got all the kids to like cut hearts and stuff like that but we'll do that next time they're over miss K should we just get right into our segment because I see my little smoothie laughing

But we'll do that right after the intro. - Bratman to Earth, Earth to Bratman. - Girl, you already know who it is.

And we're back. Before we get started, I just want to remind everyone that we still have some more of the baddest merch available. We also have hats and a bumper magnet. This is perfect for Valentine. Honestly, like with all the hearts. She's also really cutesy. Like a boy and a girl vibe. Yeah, boy and girl vibes. Is it a girl or is it a boy?

Should we just get right into our segment? What is your Miss Cafe of the Day? So my Miss Cafe of the Day is going to be a milkshake.

But it's going to be a lactose-free milkshake with strawberries and the pistachio milk. Oh, I'm very excited for this because Miss K called me personally yesterday to ask me what my favorite fruits are. I know, I did. And none of them are included in this. He was like peach, watermelon. I was like, okay, cute. Good to know. That's good to know for future, but not for tomorrow. Oh, and I also use a plant-based vanilla bean ice cream. Oh my God.

It's good. I had some. Oh my god. It's so yummy. You know what would have been so cute? See, not that it's not amazing, but when you open up Miss Cafe, you should do strawberry walls. No, yes. Yes, like the syrup walls. The syrup walls. Wait, this is amazing. I might not even need that, but... Oh, and I used an almond whipped cream. It's really good. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, and then my tea of the week is...

Oh my god. Have you... Like speaking of love, you guys. Have you seen Miss Sabrina going with Miss Yoshinobu Yamamoto? Oh my god. Is that the guy from the Dodgers like baseball team? I think so. I love him. I think so. He's not...

Wait, am I thinking about the right one? That's the one that made like the 36. No, no, no, no, no, no. Which one is that one? He's really cutesy too. He's Otani. Otani. Yes, Mr. Otani. Oh my gosh. Do you see how he has a house here? Girl, he does. He is cute. Cute. Girl, he's so cute. Well,

Well, I just love the fact that Asian men are getting the recognition that they deserve because Asian men are sexy. They are. We're all sexy, girl. But they're just so clean. They get it. They know how to love. I say they like we ain't Asian. I'm just like, we're just so cute. Yeah, we're just so cute. And honestly, it makes sense for me. Like Miss Sabrina. I can't.

could see her with an Asian guy I could see her with anyone I don't know Sabrina gives me that's why I was kind of shocked that she was dating Barry no offense to Miss Barry Mr. Barry is hot but I always expected her to like date biracially yeah

Like in her categories. Yeah. Or not. I don't know. Maybe she just gives me that vibe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She is a Philly girl as well. Not that that makes her like into my ratio, but I just want to bring that up because my assistant, Lindsay, is the reason why I'm obsessed with Sabrina. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. She was like, before we even like got into Sabrina, she was the one that was like, oh my God, we need to go see Sabrina. Yes. Also, I love that the Philly girls love their sportsmen. I love. Because Taylor...

It's a Philly girl as well. And she's dating football. And Sabrina's dating a baseball player. Yeah. It will be the same crew. And they're the same crew. I'm like, I'm thinking for Lindsay, like, Lindsay might date like an Asian man. Maybe not an Asian man, but like another athlete. Athlete.

She gives me like basketball. Yeah, basketball. Or a soccer player. She looks like a soccer girl. Yeah. But okay, wait, I have a question. Am I the only one? Am I the only person that does this? Every time like I see a couple, I'll be like, oh my God, the babies you guys would make. Oh, yeah, of course. I'm like, like Sabrina and that Mr. Mamoto. Yes. The babies would eat. Oh, the Asian babies. Yeah.

Yeah, no. But there are some couples where I'm like, I do not want to know what your kids would look like. Yeah, yeah. Or people. Like, honestly, like, when teachers say, I have three kids, I'm like, you fucked three times? Yeah. Like, I mean, it's inappropriate for, like, a sixth grader to be thinking that. But, like, when, like, I had a teacher that would be like, oh, I have four kids. And I'm like, you have kids? Someone fucked you more than once? That is... But I could also say that about, like, my siblings and my brother. And I'm like...

It's all about love. JR, someone let you nut in them? Oh my god, ew. Don't say that. Exactly. I'm like, girl, there's just some couples that I'm like, I don't wanna know. Yeah. No, same.

Speaking of same, people have been asking me lately if me and my justice have broken up because I haven't been posting him lately. And the answer is no. I feel like... I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. The answer is yes. No, he is at work. I have not seen my old man in like three weeks, but he does get home before Valentine's. Valentine's. And I am leaving for LA for a couple days. Did he ask you yet?

No, not yet. But I will be expecting to be asked when I get home. Because that episode where I was talking about it, and he doesn't watch the pod, but I'm going to clip it on his TikTok. And I'm going to clip it and post it on TikTok so it lands on his Facebook. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know me, girl. But no, we did not break up, girl. We just be busy. And honestly, what's really annoying is he gets back the day that I leave. So we're literally going to like pass each other on the plane. And I'm going to be like, what?

I'll see you in five days. I'll be in LA for a bit for work. Yeah. We love a working couple. We love. We love. Because we gotta keep the lights on. You know what I mean? Yeah. Of course.

But anyways, Brett, do you want to read your tea? Oh, yeah. What is it? Tea? The tea. The tea of the day. The tea. The diary of a Wimpy Kid. So we're going to spend some time on this cute little segment, Miss K, because I feel like I always talk about manifesting. Yes. And I personally am not the type to recommend manifesting people in your life because I just think that's unnatural. Yeah. It's borderline witchcraft when you're like,

- Love spell. - Manifesting. Like love spelling someone. I'm like, "Girl, that's not… You don't wanna do that. You don't wanna…" You know? But it is cute to manifest someone that may or may not exist. And that's what I did and that's what I kinda wanna talk about today and how I manifested a dream man after this break. Sorry to interrupt your program. This video is sponsored by Seed. Thank you so much Seed for sponsoring today's video.

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You guys, I'm Gabby Windy, your host of Long-Winded. You may or may not know me, emphasis on may not, but I did have 26 boyfriends not too long ago and tragically lost Dancing with the Stars. And now I'm back with a more freeing and liberating platform than ever, which honestly might make you sorry. Anyways, with all of this under my belt, naturally I do have some shit to say. In my very sweet, soft voice and public school education...

I'll discuss girly topics with a bit of cheek. Topics like gaslighting, die for it, internalized misogyny, one of my faves, honestly, and the depths of the dark dating world. I will beg you again and again to come and listen. But most of all, I hope you enjoy. Okay, so in my, we're going back to my last year's journal. And I have a page in here that I called

He is. Kiefer. He is. I have a... I'm gonna cover it because I really... I don't want y'all to read it, but the top of this thing says he is. And I just wrote down, like, traits or characteristics that I would want, like, my...

future man or you know maybe a man that's coming into my life this was all before justice came into my life can you actually like check if he has all of it on the first one no obviously like some of it it's two pages long i love i love justice but like even i don't think the perfect man would like yeah yeah okay would check everything on your list like honestly but i will read some that like i wrote down that i'm just like you know

I put, he is patient with me. Cute. He loves plants and animals.

He is understanding of my lifestyle and career. Because I really can't have a man that thinks like my career revolves around him. And I would love a man that has his own career as well. Because girl, I'm not dating no motherfucking jobless bitch. Or careerless bitch. Like honestly. It's one thing to be jobless but careerless? Please. He is so charming with everyone he meets.

Why am I giggling? He is so smart with everything I'm not so smart in. Cute. Military. Exactly. Literally could not be more opposite.

He is always reminding me that he loves me. Now that one, me and Justice had to work off. Because I had to tell him, I'm like, bitch, I'm words of affirmation type of gal. And he wasn't really used to that. Yeah. Now he is, girl. Because I was like, bitch, I need to be reminded. But what's his love language? His love language and still is, is quality time. Aww. And that's my least.

Really? Which is something I have to work on as well. And it's so funny that like my love language is my least and his love language is his least. Or no,

Maybe I said that the wrong way. But like. The love language that I like to receive. Is words of affirmation. And that's his least. That he gives. Yeah. And mine. And his. Is quality time. He likes to. He likes to receive quality time. But I can't give quality time all the time. Because like. A bitch is at work. And I'm really just. Genuinely selfish with my time. Like. Everyone knows that about me. I'm like.

I thought that was your love language at first because like you hang out with like a certain amount of people. Yeah. And you just hang out with those. I'm like, oh, okay. No, I could see that. Yeah. Because when I am hanging out with my boyfriend or like even just my friends and family, like I'm very present. Yeah. I think knowing that I can't always give that. Yeah. I can't say that it is my love language, you know, but I do always am present and like in the moment when I'm giving love. Yeah.

and stuff like that. What is your love language, Ms. K? I never asked you that. My love language is physical touch and spending time. Oh. Yeah. That's so funny. I would guess yours is service because you love like doing shit for people. I mean, that comes with it. Like you'll come over and you would just like start doing things that I'm like, I didn't even ask you. That was just me like spending time with you. Oh, okay. That's true. That's true. Because there's like moments where I'm like, I would see myself like... Is that you're receiving too?

Or giving. Yes, receiving also. It's words of affirmation and quality time. Because I'm very picky. Like if I don't know you, I would not spend a quality time with you. I would only like hang out with like certain people. Kat, what is your quality time? What is your love language? I like words of affirmation and physical touch. Because I don't like getting touched by anybody. Is that receiving or giving? Receiving. Giving is acts of service. That's what I thought. Did you answer yours?

Yeah, mine says quality time. Oh, receiving is words of affirmation. Okay, I'm gonna keep continuing. I'm gonna read some more. He always smells so nice and sweet, which Justice never stinks. He takes longer showers than me, which I have never met anyone that takes longer showers than me. Because you take long showers. Yes, girl. He's always hungry. Correct. Correct.

He cares about my family and I love his. Which we're still working on that because my mom's never home. He has only interacted with my mom once and vice versa because I've only met his family on FaceTime. Chicago or something. So yeah, that's to be determined. But I'm sure I would love his family and he loves me. He loves hanging out with y'all. He's very good at communicating. That is the number one thing with Jess's girl. Communication.

T. Top notch, girl. And that's something that I had to learn on my own. And I was like, oh my gosh. I really lacked communication. Yeah. How do you feel? Yeah, no, I do. Well, yes. Because I think from just like, not to compare, like,

But like, I think I was so traumatized from like my past. Yeah. Like I couldn't even set boundaries without it ending into a fight. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, girl, my boundaries is not about you. It's about me. Yeah. Like, why are you fucking fighting me about my fucking boundaries? Like, no, but.

He knows that. We love a man that just, like, nods. He is so outgoing and isn't shy. My justice is very much shy, girl. But I feel like I've been... But he gets very outgoing after. Oh, yeah. No, I think it's, like, the initial meeting. Yeah. Because even with my friends, when he met them, like, it was quiet. And then once he's around... Like, and that's, like, with most everyone, honestly. Like, who is...

outgoing in the first yeah yeah on the get-go he does become outgoing when you get to know him he's very outgoing yeah this whole episode is just not yeah it's not it's just about his her love life yeah i mean it love life or not it and the last thing i will read because girl it's two pages is he takes really great care of himself physically and mentally and that period that is he because oof

He really is built so nicely. Yeah. So he checks off all the bosses that you read. He checks out most of it. The one that he doesn't check off, and I will say... Is the words of affirmation? No, because like I said, he's working on that. I put in here, he loves to cook for me. Yeah.

Now, I think that should be, I love to cook for him. Because girl, my justice, the only thing he's ever cooked for me is orange chicken from Costco. The box one? Which he ate up because I'm like, damn, you know how to work an oven. But you know, like I said, you can make a list, but don't expect your lover to actually check off every fucking thing. And if they don't check it off,

Give them some time to work on it and become that cook that you want. You know what I mean? Or really just know what you can negotiate with. What are your non-negotiables? As long as there's some features that he has that you like. Yeah. Period. What are some of your non-negotiables, Ms. K? My non... Like an example? Like something that you really need and expect from your partner that you're not really like. My time and space.

Expand. Yes. I got used to just being by myself and doing things by myself. So if I need space from you, I expect you not to... I'll text you here and there, but don't expect me to like...

be there when I need my time that's interesting yes because I get over people very quickly and if I get over you I'm like just gonna be pissy and like everything you do is gonna just annoy me so I'm gonna need time maybe just like even a day that's why I can't live with anyone yeah that's why I can't live with anyone and that's an uncomfortable like talk that I had with

my boyfriend where I was like sis it's gonna be a minute for me to want to live with you and he's like girl I got my own place like I don't know why we're talking about that we just are dating but that was something that I told him like initially where I was like not just from like my past relationship but like with even like living with 25 people like girl we all hated each other in that house 25 people with two bathrooms you guys

Imagine that. And everyone had the same schedule. And we had two kitchens, but we were only allowed to use one. So,

So it was like We had one living room But we never used it Our living rooms Was our room Yeah Literally I can't wait to talk about that I know With Jorley You should have like The whole team The whole team We should have a reunion Like John, Azen, Jorley All of our cousins A cousin episode That would have to be like A four part series bitch But I do have one more Is that The fact that They have to respect That I hate texting Yeah

Oh, you're a FaceTimer? I'm a caller. I'm so opposite, girl. Really? I hate texting. In this three weeks that my mans has been gone, we FaceTime twice a week. Really? Yes. Or I would say the most was like three times in that one week, the first week. But after that, I'm like,

Because we do the same shit every day. He's also like a creature of habit. I'm a creature of habit. Where it's like, girl, we've had this conversation. Like, what'd you do today? And I'm like, oh, that's what you did on Wednesday. So it's just like... And it's not that we have nothing interesting to talk about. It's like we... And we are texting throughout the whole entire time. He's gone. So it's just like... And I'm like a visual girl. Like I send him pictures, videos, everything. And he sends me...

never videos though but he'll send me pictures of his outfits like snow and like

sceneries and stuff like that but yeah I feel like sometimes when people call me out of the blue or when people call me without telling me that they're gonna call me I feel like I feel harassed I'm like I mean I have to ask like I literally I'm like I feel ambushed yeah or like even especially if it's like a friend or a family that haven't called me in a while I'm like

I'm not ready no that's me cause like every time I try to get in touch with Brett I literally just call him and then I text him after if he doesn't answer and I text you right away and I'm like oh that's what you wanted yeah yeah

So yeah. Wait, what's your non-negotiable sprint? Ooh. My non-negotiable is someone that doesn't love their mom. Ooh. Interesting. Or like, I mean, if your mom is not in your picture, then obviously I would understand. But like, if your mom is present in your life and you hate and you treat her like shit, I'm just like. That says a lot. Yeah. That says numbers to me. Because I would never say that I have the best relationship ever in the world with my mom. But like,

I would say I respect her. I respect women. I respect my mom. And it's just like... It's just the relationship you guys have. Yeah, that's somebody that put my life in the world. Like, you know. Or I mean, it doesn't necessarily end at mom. I think it's like a family thing. Like, I'm such a family guy that I'm just like, if you don't check up on your grandmother or like if you don't have a relationship with your siblings, it doesn't even have to be good. Like, at least like a relationship. So there's a lot.

Like a family-oriented guy. Yeah. Family-oriented person. And then also like a dreamer. Yeah. A dreamer is definitely like a non-negotiable for me. Because like a dreamer, it's... Yeah, a dreamer. Like someone that like has a direction in life. Someone that wants something from life. Like a goal. Yeah.

Has a common goal, maybe. Yeah. Someone that just dreams. Like, fuck. Because that's what my whole life has been. It's just like dreaming. You know? Yeah. Someone has aspirations and things like that. I don't have a lot. Because I do a lot of compromise, I think. Because, you know, not everybody's the same. Yeah. And I know that I like things a certain way. But I'm like, okay, therapy taught me a lot. That's why.

I can compromise. But for me, I don't do cigarettes. So no smoking of cigarettes. Weed's okay, but like cigarettes is a no. And then if we're hanging out and vibing and they're just like rude to other people, but then they're super, super nice to me. I'm like, that's weird. Like, why are you being an asshole? Yes. Like, what do you want from me? Yeah. So I'm like, are you gonna become an asshole to me? Yeah. Like if you guys are on a date and then...

Say a Valentine's Day And he's rude to the service Yes I hate that I'll call him out Say it right on the spot Like you need to say sorry And that's just not for lovers for me Like wait let me answer this call with Princess Princess May is calling us Princess May is calling What do you want Gui? Why do you look like that? Girl Princess You look like you are still sleeping What do you need? Um

Oh, okay. Can I call you in like 30 minutes? Because Miss Kay has to go to work and we still haven't. I'll call you back when we're done. Bye. Thank you.

Girl, she really thinks she's going to be on the podcast again. You were already on the last episode, bitch. Well, anyways. Okay, let's get back on track. Speaking of love. Those heart cookies somewhere. Oh my god. I didn't know the cat was cooking something today. I had to for Valentine's Day. What is the cat cooking? It's really slippery. Can I explain something real quick? When I say what is the cat cooking, it's a...

It's a nod to what is the rock cooking? I don't know if you guys got that. What is the rock cooking? You know, you get it because you watch wrestling. But like when I say what is the cat cooking, I'm not being rude to cat. It's literally like a

Play on words to what is The Rock cooking. Whenever he would come on the stage, he'd be like, what is The Rock? Okay, so I'm not like, I'm not. Anyways, Kat, what did you cook today? Or bake? I put together a little spread and maybe it's a little slippery. So maybe it's ideas that people need to make their Valentine. So I made some chocolate chip cookies and I use a cookie cutter to make them heart-shaped.

Kiefer just opened the- How do you make it heart shape? Because I thought whatever you- Do you put the cookie dough and then you put the heart shape? No, so I just make it normal, like with a normal scoop. And then once I take it out of the oven while it's still hot, I take a heart shape and I push it in. Oh, after it's cooked. Yeah. But you have to do it while it's hot, so that way if you need to shape it anymore, you can shape it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Wow. So there's that. Before you want to try the truffle. The chocolate truffles in the little container.

And then the macarons are actually from Costco. I think you should get them. They're super good. Yeah, I got you some. Oh, I thought you were talking to me. You're talking to… The people. I always love that one. Really? The truffle chocolate one. Yeah. It's only three ingredients. Always so good. It's super easy and super yummy. I love macarons. Super chill.

But yeah, just some ideas if you guys need some for Valentine's Day. For all the bakers out there. That's your love language, Kat. Cooking, honestly. I only cook for people I love. Yeah. If Kat is your friend and she never cooked for you, are you guys really friends? She's not your friend. She's not your friend. Oh my god, it's so good.

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Don't ask me. Girl. I mean, don't ask me. I went on a date recently. Are you going to tell us about it? Yeah, I'll tell you guys about it. You're telling us about it because he's gone, huh? Yeah, he's gone. Where'd you go? Bitch. Okay, so I met this guy at the Green World Farm, the coffee shop. Oh, okay. You told me a little teaser of this. Yeah, I did. Did I?

- Yes, you told me you met someone. - Oh yeah, I met him and then I was like on the register and he was like getting his drink and he was like, "We were just talking." And then he was like, "Are you single?" And I was like, "Oh, yes I am. Are you?" And he was like, "Oh, I'm kind of divorced." I never trust those kind of men. Divorce? I'm like, "Girl." - Are we all divorced? - So is he like a little older? Younger? - He was like maybe in his 30s. - Ooh. - Yes. And he's from Portland.

Yeah, so he was just here for vacation and I was like, okay, cute. And then he asked for my number because he was asking me for recommendations. And I was like, yeah, sure, why not? Didn't really think about it. And then he was like, hey, do you want to hang out? He was very insistent. This is where it gets kind of dangerous for me. What happened? He thought I was a full-on female. And I was already in his car when I was like, dang, what?

What is about to do what is about to happen? So I just kept quiet. I was just like girl playing my country self. I was like And like things like that, you know this never noticed it because he was like talking me to me about like are you ever gonna get married like do you think about having babies like you have good hips for being pregnant and I was like What? Oh, he said that you were like, yeah, I was like, oh shit. Oh, I'm in a situation. Oh

And I just didn't say anything, but he didn't get anything. I was like, okay, cute. And then we went to the beach. This is when I was like, yeah, this guy is not for me. Because I was like, he was like, the conversation was kind of like picking conversations. It wasn't like very flowing. It was like, oh, here's a question. Here's a question. And then the things that he would talk about. Wait. Was not. Yeah. Was it a man of color? No.

No. Okay. Well, there you go. Well, there you go. I like to try every man out there. I don't discriminate if you float my boat. No, it was just a question, girl, because I must know. Yeah. Continue. That's all. And I was just like, hey, I texted him. I was like, hey, I don't think we should be like talking anymore. I thought you were cute, but I don't want to see this going anywhere.

Oh. Communication queen? Literally. I feel like she ghosts people. That was good. I know. That's why. I was like, thank you. I'm so proud of you. Thank you so much. She don't ghost no more. Yeah. I don't ghost anymore. Wait, so. Even though I did. Did he respond to that? He did. He was like, totally fine. Understandable. Like, I get it. But I did like, love like, spending time with you. And it was really fun. And I was like, thank you. Yeah.

Period. Well, he is, if he is divorced, like, period. Yeah. Because he's, like, out there seeing the sea again. Yes. And I know that takes a lot of courage for divorced people to, like, want to start dating. So kudos to him. Yeah. And kudos to you for, you know, giving him the chance. We can take this part out, but did you ever tell him that you were trans? No. Oh, period. I was just like, girl, I thought you knew. I had, like, my hair up at the Green World, no makeup, everything.

That just shows how unclockable you are. Oh my gosh. Maybe for real. You can put that in. Oh, okay. Period. Yeah. Well, I just wasn't sure. No, yeah. But no, before like on dates, like if I think you know, I'm not going to tell you. Because girl, you saw me in person already. But if I'm meeting you online, that's the first thing I'm telling you. Not even hi. Was it when he asked you if you wanted kids that gave you like a little red flag where you're like, oh, he doesn't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And I kind of just didn't want to get that opportunity. Like, you know how, like, straight men, I didn't want to, like, do anything with his ego that even with, like, a trans girl. It's fine. You know? What did you guys do on your date? We just went to the beach. I watched him swim for, like, 10 minutes. And I was just, like, on the sand, like, watching him. Period. Some couple shit. Did you guys get food or anything? No, we didn't. I was already full. And then he just got snacks.

Well, when this episode goes out, you have one day to find a Valentine. And he'll be back in Portland. Do you have any backups? Backup plans? No, I'm kind of just letting the whole... Yeah, there's no plans, Kat. We don't do plans. We don't plan for men. She didn't plan for him. I didn't plan for Justin's girl. I was just scrolling on my For You page. And I was like, oh my God, I know him. Yeah.

We don't make plans for men. Yes. But I was like, it was kind of awkward because, oh my God, I don't want to be like that one delusional girl. But I am delusional. So there was this guy, I was like sitting there by myself. There's this guy that comes up to me making full on conversations with me. While you're waiting for the guy. Oh my God, I was kidding.

Miss K, they flock to you, girl. You know what I was wearing that day? They flock to you. A red underwear. Period. Just get to your titties, come. Be on the beach with your titties. Like, ugh, they're just tanning. Me tanning.

Also I love how everyone's been calling Have you been reading the comments? Everyone's been calling you Miss Kaylee Miss Kaylee Yeah I know Because of you Because of me Having another name for me I don't know I'm just like I don't know why I even started calling you Miss Kaylee I think it became a thing I think it's just like a gay lingo thing We just like to add anything at the end of stuff

No, I was going to say, I think it started during Fashion Week because I would call Brian Lee Simmons. I would call my stylist Brian Lee Simmons. And then I was like, oh my God, Lee. Because Bretman Lee would be such a cute name. It is cute. So Lee.

But speaking of Valentine's, I want to ask you this question. Have you ever been asked to be your Valentine's or have you ever asked someone to be your Valentine's? I've never asked to be anyone's Valentine, but I remember when I was in eighth grade. Tell us. Okay, so I had a crush on this girl.

Don't get anything twisted. I'm very much still gay as fuck. But I had a crush on this girl and I asked her to be my girlfriend in 8th grade with a poster. Oh my god. I remember that poster. And I didn't know how to tell my mom that I had a boy... Girl. That I had a girlfriend. So I hid the poster in your house. Yeah, you did. And then...

He's like... For you be mine. Aww. And then it was a trend. And it was a trend. Because after that... All the boys started asking their girlfriends out with posters. And I'm like...

Now you're starting that trend. I know. I'm literally like that bitch. Do you still have that photo? I want to see that photo of you holding that sign. I will find it. I think it's on my Facebook page. I'm pretty sure. Kat bought this thing for us. Should we ask ourselves some self-love questions? Did you find this at Walmart by the Valentine's section where the cars are? No, it was actually a gift for me after my breakup. Oh, cute.

And I was going back to him. My friends were like, you need self-love, Kat. And I was like, oh. Okay, wait. I just opened the other one because it's like, it's level one. So it's like easier questions. Okay, let's do some level one questions. Maybe we'll do level two next one. Okay, yeah, yeah. We'll do like a couple. Okay. Some of these are not. What was your first insecurity? My tooth. Hmm.

Easy. I think my first insecurity ever that I remembered was probably my gap teeth too. Yeah. I remember just like smiling like... This is the first thing they see when you talk to a person. When you talk to a person. And I feel like that's the only thing they're looking at. Yeah, I would say that or like if I'm being honest, probably like when I moved to America, like my skin. Yeah. Because we wanted to be white so bad. Yeah, I would say that. Okay.

Next question. Oh, what about you, Kat? Oh, my first insecurities was probably my boobs. I used to get shamed for them a lot. Oh, girl. That's why I love them now. I'm like, not in this household, girl. That's our moneymaker here. And it's your superpowers now. What do you miss the most about being a kid? Honestly, the free time I had.

Yeah. Like playing games, just doing random shit, making things out of things. I think the no responsibility. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Exactly. And like my biggest responsibility was like reading. Yeah. Or like my homework. Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah. Everything else is like whatever. Kids don't know how good they have it. Mine is probably, it was just more magical. Like you literally would go to the store and you're like, this is amazing. Yeah. Like,

Just excited. Yeah, like the little things were cool. Yeah. Oh, I love that. What? Oh, this might be a little too deep. Like, fuck. Even I'm like... What feelings do you no longer have about yourself? What feelings? Oh. Oh. Right? I think for me... Because obviously everyone comes from different traumas. But I think something that I no longer feel about myself is that I no longer feel like I'm the reason why my family...

Is separate. Because I think as a child. Or even early teen days. Like I would always blame myself. For like my family not being. Like not together. Not together. So that. And then like also just like reminding myself. That like girl you're doing bigger and better things. Than like your father would have done for your family. You know. Period. Any of us. But I love my dad though. Love you Edmund. I think mine would have to be the feeling of being scared to do anything.

Yeah. Like just being scared to do like. Fearless. Yes. Like let's say like oh if I wanted to like get water like I would not say anything. Because I would be scared. Like I don't want to like. Yeah. Yeah. That kind of stuff. Kat? I think having to prove to others. I don't really worry about that anymore. Yeah. I just worry about myself. Do you want to ask? Yeah.

Okay, next question. What did love used to mean? Wow. Damn. Dang, this card. This is a good icebreaker card. Mm-hmm.

What does love used to mean? I think that's hard to answer like right now. But I think I know what love means to me now, which is unconditional. Yeah. Always picking that person through thick and thin. Yeah. And like, I think that's the true test of love is that like, there is really no perfect love. I think love should be tested. Yeah. And I think

testing your love is the only reason the only way to know if it's real love or not yeah not that like oh you have he has to cheat on you for you to know that like you will still pick no that's not love but like mine's yeah picking the person through thick and thin mm-hmm mine's would have to be true love explain because that's very rare nowadays like you know I want like a passionate like obsessed with each other true love like the notebook love we

We don't see those often anymore. I swear. Because I'm just romantic. I love a good romantic show where there's like a... She just wants to walk to remember. Yes. Without the dying in the end. With a lot of sleepless night at Seattle.

Bitch, who is even? I thought we were going with movie to theme. I was going with the... I said a movie. What is that? Sleepless Night in Seattle. We watched it that one time. What's his name? Tom Hanks. On the boat? No, the boat and the radio and the kid.

He calls into the radio station. He's like, my dad needs to find love or something. No, but we should talk about some. It's so good. Okay, I think this is a great way to segue into what you wanted to talk about today, which are romantic love movies. Or maybe the single girls. Or maybe no. Maybe even as a...

cutesy stay at home day to watch a movie do you guys have recommendations to watch I have a list for myself okay we'll go to you last because girl I know you have a list dang I just totally went blank you wanted to talk about this I know I literally was like thinking all of all the titles and as soon as you said go

Well, my favorite like love movie is Love Actually. Love Actually? Really? Yeah. Isn't that like a Christmas movie? Yeah, it's a Christmas movie. Yeah, I love those Christmas movies. Yeah, it is. I can watch it anytime throughout the year. There's so many good ones. But some really good ones that I like is Ever After. Have you guys seen that? Is that the Cinderella? Yeah. Who's the main character? What's her name? Drew...

From Charlie's Angels. Oh, Drew Barrymore? Yeah. She's in it. It's like Cinderella. It's her story. It's so good. Okay. Or I like The Holiday. The Holiday. That's a good one. The Holiday is a good one. Forrest Gump is a cute love story too. Yes. But I feel like I wouldn't… That's so sad though. Yeah, it is sad. But I also wouldn't say it's like romance. Valentine's Day. Pride and Prejudice is so good. I've never watched it. I've never watched Pride and Prejudice. It's so good.

I also love a good like, what is that one show on? Is the one with the mirrors? Dang, it's a trilogy. Black Mirror? No, it was a trilogy. Like, I don't know. I forgot. But have you ever watched Red, White, and... Red, White, and Royal Blue? Yes. Yes. That gay ass movie? Yes. I loved it. I love that movie. I need them to make another one.

It's so good. It is. It's so good. I love the casting in that. I love the storyline. I also really enjoy, I don't know why I love like classics, but like Wedding Singer is really good for me. Wedding Singer is good for me. Good to me. The Wedding Planner, you mean? No, the Wedding Singer. That's with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. Oh, yeah.

to make you smile oh cute yeah the one where they made the song yeah every movie they're in together so good they need to be not they need to come back but yeah not that they left but I feel like we deserve another yeah one wait let me look for it hold on sorry you're fine

For Filipino movies, I like She's Dating a Gangster. She's Dating a Gangster is cute. I don't know. I like to watch shows that has like a little like antagonist, like a third party. And then the true love remains. Period. Or like, I love a good show where like they're married already, but they're super toxic and the wife is cheating on him. And then he founds like this poor girl. Because that's going to be me. Okay, wait. Also, just to segue from that. Not to segue, but also just to add to that.

Kat had made me watch this new show called The Perfect Couple. The Perfect Couple. It's so good. It's so cute. It's not really like a romantic show or anything, but it's more of like a murder mystery. And I've been in my murder mystery era lately. You have. You have. I also put Kat onto Rotten Mangoes. She doesn't like the... Rotten Mangoes?

It's with Stephanie So I'm surprised you haven't Known it She reminds me of your niece She literally Looks like Peyton But she does A murder mystery podcast Yeah She also does Like a Wait is that the one That's a YouTuber And she talks about like Murder crimes all the time And she's like Asian with glasses

Not always with glasses, but yes. She does wear glasses here and there. But she also has one called Mott's, which is more of the story, which is less graphic and it's like less like stuff. I like that one. So me and Kat, listening to yesterday, it was about four Australian roommates. They weren't Australian, but it was in Australia. And they were like Asian roommates in Australia. And this girl was crazy. She set their whole house on fire because she...

That she owned the house for some reason. Really? Yeah. She was just crazy. Maybe you can listen to it on your way to work. Yeah, I will. I'll send you the link. It's so fucking funny. Well, yeah. It was actually so fucking funny. Anyways, going back. Kat made me watch The Perfect Couple. And it was such a cute show. I think you would like it. You should watch it. It's only six episodes. Yeah. Okay, I will. And I guessed The Killer. I was like, wait.

The killer. Oh yeah, so somebody dies. And that's kind of, it's like a murder mystery. It's almost like a, like I get to figure out who it is. Yeah. It's almost like a White Lotus. Yeah. But not really. White Lotus, you find out who died in the end.

this we find out who died in the book yeah okay okay oh wow have you guys ever watched the show you oh yeah girl no i can't watch i don't like the whole thing i watched the one and two season one two i think they're in four yes or five how would you feel if that was that girl was you

Bitch, I don't want to feel. Girl, that would never be me because I would never be killed, girl. No, but like having a stalker. Well, I don't know because to be honest with you, I have so many friends that have stalkers. And like it's a real life fucking thing. It is. And it's so scary to like obviously experience. But just to hear about, I'm like, he showed up in your what? Crazy. So yeah, no, I don't know how I would feel.

Especially that's like a killer killer. I'm like, how the fuck did this bitch get away with so much? I know, in his basement. But, okay. Anyways, do you have one last love question? I do. In this Valentine's year, what would you want to do? Like, what is your dream Valentine's date? My dream Valentine's date would probably be, well, now that I can travel, I would love to go to like,

Fiji or like I mean we already live in such a romantic island but like a more secluded island maybe go home and like flower island or like I don't know I want to go to like an island and just like be the ones the only ones there or feel like we're the only ones there something like that like a getaway like a honeymoon cute

You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, mine would probably be something hella simple. It would just be like movie night at home. That's cute. That's cute too. Like a little intimacy. Yeah. Okay. Mine would have to be a walk at the beach and then there's a tent for me waiting and everyone else is watching us. Yeah. Okay. Period. I'm like, yeah. This is my tent. Yeah. And I think we should start asking the question of the week before the product of the day. Okay. Okay.

The question of the week is, going back to the cards that we were reading earlier, what does love mean to you guys? Comment down below what love means. I would love to know. Make it all warm and cutesy so I can feel warm and cutesy. All right, let's do product of the day. Okay, okay. Wait, what is... Do you know what the... Since we're getting the products right now, do you know what the meaning... What the Ilocant Tagalog word for Valentine's? No. No.

I don't know either. Alright. Valentino. Valentina. My product of the week is Lemme Sleep. This is my second bottle of Lemme Sleep. Dang, you need help going to bed? No, I don't need help going to bed but I need help staying in bed. Okay. Because I always wake up like witching hours like 3 o'clock. Sometimes I don't even have to pee. You know there's a meaning of that. Yeah, someone's staring at you. Oh really? Yes. That's it?

That's scary. It's scary. And I'm like, yeah, no. So I've been taking Let Me Sleep. And I love it. I like the taste of it. I like the fact that it really does knock you out. Last night, I slept at 9.30 AM.

cute so it works it really works yeah but i will say sometimes i still wake up in the middle of the night but not for no reason like i still have to wake up to pee in the middle of the night yeah but like not anymore where i'm like waking up and like staring at the ceiling to go back to sleep like yeah i have the lemme purr and i really like it lemme purr i wish i never mind

What? I was like, I wish I had a vagina so I can test that. Why? What is it for? Let me purr. It's for your vaginal health. Yeah. Oh, can I have? Maybe I'll grow one. For this busty. Okay, so my product of the week is going to be the Until Dawn One Size. I have been using this for the rainy seasons, the sweaty days I have been having and my makeup has been staying up

Yes. Patrick, if you're watching, I need a refill because Miss K keeps taking mine. Thank you. Do you see this? That's mine. It's mad. Miss K, where can they find you, girl? You guys can find me anywhere at M-I-S-K-A-A-A-Y.

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