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And we need to get the gang back together. I know, two weeks in a row. Two weeks in a row. We're getting sick of us, you guys. And two weeks in a row, y'all made it on time. No, for real. For real, we did. You know what? It's not like we were already here. My time management is the worst thing ever. I honestly just feel like time for me, I have my own separate time. So if you guys are like, let's say an hour away, I would be like still at 10.

Period. Aren't we all like that, bitch? It's giving island time, honestly. When you live in Hawaii, like, everything just moves a little bit slower because, girl, we're flowing with the tides. Yeah. I feel like I was on time today because, like, this was two weeks ago. And, you know, for, like, a mother, like, everything has to be, like,

Two weeks prior. Okay, with the bone crap. Two weeks prior. Period. Well, thanks for squeezing us in your busy mother's schedule, Princess May. Of course. This is my free time. Speaking of time, you guys, where has time gone? I cannot believe we're already a week from October. October. Scorpio season? Scorpio season? But for us Filipinos, it's already Christmas anyways. No, yeah, it's a burger. What are you guys most excited for during the burn months?

The what? Honestly, mine is Halloween. What are you most excited about for Halloween? Halloween, I just, the antics, the scariness, the Halloween Disney movies. Girl, yes. That's what I'm excited for. Princess. Well, I'm excited for Cleo because she's going to be turning eight years old. I know, our little Halloween baby. She still hasn't let me know what we're going to be for Halloween yet because it's her year to pick.

She said that she wants to be little... Lilo? But scary Lilo. Girl, we already did Lilo on stage. Yeah, but she wants to be scary Lilo. Like deadly Lilo. Girl, we'll talk about it with her when she gets here. But anyways... What are you most excited about for the holidays? Oh, for the holidays, Cleo's birthday, and...

Honestly, I'm going to be giving birth, guys. Oh my God, yeah. Well, my due date is January 6th. Oh, period. And Nootofi's January 2nd, but I usually give birth really, really early. What is Nootofi's birthday? He's December 18th. Oh, you were early then. All of my kids were all already. What if you have a Christmas baby? I know. No, I can't. A New Year's Eve baby. A New Year's Eve baby. No, I'm going to keep it in. Yes.

Cause you always trying to give birth in the holidays girl. What if you have another holiday girl? Cause Claire was a Halloween baby.

I know. But yeah. I'm most excited about. Oh yeah. What are you most excited about? Thank you. Thank you. What are you most excited about? Thank you guys. Thank you. I am most excited about. Well, I have a boyfriend for the holidays this year. Oh, yes. That's fine. I can't wait to take pictures. I can't wait for my matching Halloween costumes with him. Is there like a Halloween costume that you want to like do with him? Ooh.

I mean, we want to do a bunch of things. Obviously, it's our first Halloween of many. But I want to do Batman and Robin. Cute. What are you going to be? I always thought Batman and Robin… Sorry, wait. I always thought Batman and Robin was like a gay couple. They're giving gay couple. But no, I want to be a fairy. I want to be a fairy this year. She wants a fairy. I wanted to be…

I think we're all going to be Deadpools. You know, like... The new movie. Yes. Like, you know how, like, the Deadpool had, like, the baby and all of that. I'm going to be a pregnant Deadpool. Fun fact, that was actually his kid, you know. Which one? The baby? Yeah, the little kid that was a Deadpool. That was his little kid. Oh, my God. I didn't know that. There were rumors about, like, how the lady Deadpool was Gigi Hadid or something like that. Really? But there were also rumors that it could be Blake.

Blake Lively. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we don't know. I don't know who the Miss Ladypool was, but I like that movie. I do too. I love Deadpool. Yeah, if you guys have not watched Deadpool, watch Deadpool. I'm also really excited to watch all the scary movies for Halloween. I'm excited to be in my pajamas. I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year, so I'm very excited for that. So excited. I love it when you host holiday parties. Last year's one was super fun.

Super cute. Thanksgiving last year. That was our first ever Thanksgiving. Yeah, it was. That was really, really fun. So I can't wait for that. And just like Christmas movies. And just like decorating the house. Speaking of decoration, I love how you decorated your podcast. It's so fun.

Well, Catherine. Catherine. She is the producer, set designer, and sounds. Yeah. She does it all. So what is your favorite Halloween? I mean, what is your favorite holiday period?

I just feel like I've been loving our Christmas family gathering. It's been five years in a row already. I know. We're doing really great. I usually always host the Christmas, but I am the designated Thanksgiving house now. And my brother is the Christmas house. It's just really fun to do it over there because everyone...

Because it lives near there and we get so rowdy when we play games and Jell-O's house is the perfect place to be loud and be just rowdy. It's ever motherfucking beach. No, because I feel like honestly the saddest Christmas day we had was when everyone had COVID. Thanks to you, girl. Yeah, and I was just at home while everyone was like...

2022. Yeah. Oh, I gave birth to you in Tophie? Yeah, it was like 2021. I wasn't there. You were with me?

Everybody was sick that Christmas, bitch. It was raining. I didn't even care about like grabbing everyone's present. I put them in like trash bags. It was so funny because Brett came to my house that night and gave my present. And he was like, okay, I'm going to drop it off in the gate. And I was like, okay, thank you. And he's like, okay, there. And he sat in his car waiting for me to go grab it. And I was just like, aww. What did you get? Some shoes.

Some Jimmy Choo's I always try to be fair with everybody Like I put everyone in the same category And I get everyone in that category Like the same present Like the girl cousins The boy cousins The little girl nieces It's like easier for them It's just easier for me to do that And nobody gets jealous Because everybody got the same present

Yeah. Everybody loved your present last year. The Hydroflask, especially the girlies. The girlies. Yeah. Oh my gosh, you should have them here. I would say my favorite holiday is Halloween. Halloween? What is your favorite holiday, Princess? Christmas, I said. Oh, keep her. Mine would have to be Halloween also. Yeah. I love Halloween. I love the decorations. Oh, I love decorating my house too for Halloween. But Christmas is just more like...

I just love this season because my house, well, my assistant Kat loves the holidays and everything. And even down to the smell of the house just changes, which I'll get to in a bit. And we're even burning some candles for y'all. But we have something very fun today for the pod. And we are going to be doing something that I saw basically Unfiltered do, which if you guys haven't,

Okay. Okay.

I'm so nervous. Yes, you go first. Well, before that, Princess, I did not give you the platform last episode to tell us your mom advice of the week. Oh, yes. What is your Princess May mom advice of the week? Okay, I wrote it down here. From the fertility god herself.

We'll call this segment Fertility. Oh, cute. Fertile Myrtle. Fertile Myrtle. Fertile Myrtle. Fertility featuring Fertile Myrtle Princess May. Let's hear it, Princess. Okay, so my mommy advice of the week. This is for like my pregnant girlies.

Pregnant women should drink at least 8 to 12 cups. That's 64 to 92 ounces of water every day. Or else you'll be like me that like while you're resting or in the middle of the night where your calf cramps really, really bad. That means that you are dehydrated. So please, please drink your water every day.

And don't get cramps like me. Because it hurts. Don't be like Miss Myrtle. Period. And I know what I'm talking about. I'm starting now, princess. I don't want to cramp up, girl. Because with this morning sickness from the vacation, I really think I'm carrying. Twins, even. Literally. But yeah. Drink your water, ladies. And gentlemen, honestly. Yes.

That was a good advice, Princess. Thank you for that. That was so cute. I didn't even know that. Well, I experienced it last week when I had a garage sale. Oh, not last week. Like two weeks ago, I had a garage sale and I didn't drink water at all. And then I rested. I woke up with a cramp. I was so sore, guys. It was so bad. I couldn't move. It was like stuck.

You ever had a cramp before, right? Oh, yeah. Especially during my track days. Like, I would stretch while I'm in my sleep and it literally would cramp. Like, my calves. Yes. Yeah. Well, pregnant women, they get it a lot. But, like, you can get it really often if you don't drink water. So, stay hydrated. Were you cramping a lot with your other pregnancies? Yes. That's one of the...

One of the things that I hate while I'm pregnant, not hate, but like, ugh, I know it's coming. I hate that too. Ugh, I hate being pregnant. Like, here you go. I'm kidding. Thank you for your mom advice of the week, Princess May. I know that's so helpful. Yeah. Let me fix my chair. That's like very helpful to like,

A lot of new moms out there. Yes, a lot of new moms. But not like everybody. Everybody doesn't get like... Oh, look at that booty. And before I move on, I'm going to be reading this week's journal entry of the day. This was exactly three years ago in September 2021. Or wait, is that three years ago? Yeah. Okay. Well, I just found it three years ago from today that we are filming. Because it says September 20 something. LOL. Okay.

September 20-something, lol. I've been on a little bit of a funk lately and I've just been taking a bit of a self-care era starting today. And I just honestly want to be selfish and work on bettering myself and the light that shines so bright. I can't really say that I'm feeling lost lately. Rather, I'm feeling a bit slow, if you will. But that's good. And I needed that.

But now we're back to ourselves and our morning era. Yeah. I don't really know where my mind was at this time. It was giving. It's good to be slow. Yeah. It's good to be slow. I think that's what I was trying to write down about. But like I said, always just start writing in the morning. And if it doesn't make sense. He looks like a crock of

No, literally. If y'all look at my handwriting, it looks like I was forced to write it down. But I think it was just reminding myself that it's okay to take things slow. Because to my point earlier, where has time gone? How are we already in the bermans of this year? Honestly. Like literally 2025...

That sounds like a fake fucking year. 2025. I'm gonna be 25 years old. Like, what's a weird year? Like, 2078? Bitch, we're gonna be like 80, 90. Like, that's so... Well, I'm gonna be 78. So you guys are gonna be... Okay, princess.

Nobody care. I'm kidding. We're going to be 80. Okay, princess. We get it. The year is like how old I am. Oh yeah, because you're 2000. Period. Can you believe? I always wondered what older generations feel about living now because it's so different. Because the whole technology. So I wonder how am I going to be like...

At 2078. Yeah. Literally. Like getting Botox or something? We should talk to our future selves in 2027. Or in 2078. Okay. What message do you have for your future self in 2078, Ms. K, starting with you? Okay, Ms. 2078, Ms. K.

I hope you're in the Philippines now. In an island. Retired. Yeah, retired. Just enjoying your life with your loved ones and your future kids. Your kids with kids.

Yeah. And you're doing amazing, sweetie. Keep going. Princess, what do you have for a message for Princess in 2078? Hello, Miss Princess May. Or Mrs. by then. Mrs. Because she's going to get married at 2056. On the dot. Yeah. I hope that you're proud of yourself while you...

Proud of yourself. For. Where you are in life. And you've accomplished. And. You're watching your. Kids have kids. With kids. You know. Oh my god. That's so weird to think about. You're gonna be a grandma. I'm gonna be. No. I'm gonna be a great grandma. Probably. At 70. Period. Yeah. Cause. Mom is 60. Yeah. And she's great. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Mom is not a great grandma yet. She's just a grandma. Oh.

No, yeah, she is a grandma. Yeah, she's a grandma actually. Or Keisha's kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So wait, what? Yeah. Period. So my message to Bretman Rock in 2078 is that I hope you already made your billion. I also hope, same thing as Miss K, I also hope you're already retired.

Not in America, but in the Philippines. Y'all really want to go back to the Philippines? Yes. Bitch, I'm not retiring in America. I'm sorry. You haven't been back in the Philippines. It's so different now. I would say also, I hope you're still with your mans, just this. And I hope you guys have your kids that you guys want. And yeah, retired in my 72 acre house.

with a horse and a bunch of plants and animals. You're going to be a grandma too with your kid now. I know. Oh my gosh. And I hope all my six dogs are still alive in 2078. They will be. Robots. Literally. They're going to be robots. If they're like, you know, Plankton's wife. Yeah, yeah. They gotta be, then they gotta be. Period. Just following you around with their face. Cue transition music. Cue transition music.

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Okay. Are y'all ready? Yes. My word is eggplant emoji. Okay. I don't think I use that emoji. I really feel like I don't either. Okay. Okay, Miss K, which one would you like to share first? I have a couple. I'll just read all of it because they're all like one sentence. Okay. The first one is...

send more baby please eggplant emoji and the soy erase emoji with the who are you talking to i don't know it's not even a same number it's not yeah and it is from the same number and he goes it's all yours baby with the eggplant emoji and the um water splash oh that's

Okay, princess. Eggplant emoji. It's just two emojis. It's the eggplant emoji and the pregnant woman. Period. And that's your life story, girl. Who was it to give us a backstory? It was to say, Tony...

Period. We love that. And that's all she needs to say. What about you? What about you? Mine is actually, I only have one for some reason. I feel like I had more eggplant stuff. But mine is a text with my man's best friend, Teresa. Hi, Teresa. And she was sending me a picture of my Bretman Cock merch that she was wearing. And she said, in honor of our new bestie friendship, I'm wearing this to sleep, which was the Bretman Cock shirt. And I hope to dream of a bunch of cocks with the eggplant.

Aww, those are so cute. You know, I do sleep with your merchs all the time and they're very comfortable. Thank you, thank you. I pride myself in being very strict with the material that I use. I love how my merch ages. Even if you wash them, I feel like they look better. I wish I had. Thank you. Like vintage. Okay, princess, your word. My word is tea. Tea.

Like how would you spell that? T-E-A. Okay. Oh, I'm such a fat ass. Should I go first? Should I go first? Yeah, you should go first. I need to look. Okay. Mine says, Cash App, you spent $14.42 at T-Expresso. Ooh. Okay. So yours was a transaction. At T-Expresso at Kamakana. Shout out to them.

Okay, mine is, it's just like a, it just highlighted the T-E-A, but it's like a whole word. It's like, it says teaser. And then this is the picture. Who's that? Wait, can I show you guys? Who is that? One of my friends, she was like really drunk and she was like flipping on the streets. Oh my God, help her head.

Mine is just a text with Brian and it's me sending over like a watch. Am I wearing it today?

No. But he was telling me, he was showing me a watch to buy on eBay. And I was like, that's tea. Yeah. That's it. I don't know why. I was like, I'm really struggling what we were talking about. But it's literally just the watch. Okay. That's tea. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Mine's was a transaction. It wasn't really a message. But it was a message from Cash App. Tea Espresso. Shout out to Tea Espresso. Miss K, what is your word? It's not a word. It's my name. Kiefer. Whoa.

I don't think I've ever typed out Kiefer. I don't... Or K. Yeah. K-Y. I knew it wasn't me. Okay. Do I go... I think I go first for this one, right? Yeah, go, go.

I said, if y'all are coming here tomorrow, should we have a little potluck for Kiefer's birthday? And then it was me texting your sister. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because your mom then was going to come to my house on your birthday. And I was like, oh, they're all going to come. Wait, they didn't come. Huh? My mom then, right? They came on your birthday. And then I went to you at night. And then Jorley replied, oh, yeah, I think she's planning something small on her place. Let me ask. And then that's when I texted you.

What about you? Talking shit? No, no, no. I'm trying to read me and Jorley's one. Mine is... There was very much talking shit included in there, girl. No, no, no, no. There wasn't. There wasn't. Oh, okay. Sorry. You want to go first? Yeah. Okay, go. Mine's just really easy. One of my friends was like, Ugh, not keep her having her birthday today. I hate when they just have their birthday today. That's all.

My next word is slut. Slut? Yes. Oh my god. Okay, I have one. Can I go? Why did I say this? Okay, go, Miss K. Okay, mine was towards my friends. Hey, Cindy, if you're watching, hello. Haven't seen you in so long. But she goes, now, go get those hormones, you slut bag whore.

Wait, who texted you that? Or you texted that? No, she texted it to me. She was like, now go get those hormones, you bag whore. Period. And I was like, yes, yes, I will. And did you get those hormones, you slut? Yeah, I did. I did. Princess? I told my friend, just say you're a slut and go.

Period. What were y'all talking about? And it was quiet. I don't know. It just says, oh, shut up, slut. Just say you're a slut and go and go be a slut somewhere else.

Period. It'd be like that. Let me just grab my bag and be a slut somewhere else. I can't be a slut here. Honestly, you have to do that sometimes. No, no, no. It wasn't me though. It wasn't me. I was talking to my friend and I was telling her, I was giving her advice. And it's valid. Yeah. Period. Mine is, Lily is going to be a slut until the end of time.

Lily, your dog? Lily, my dog. Because it was me texting Kat that she pooped her crate. And I was like, Lily pooped her crate. Lily is going to be a slut until the end of time. I'm tired of her. If I was one of your dogs, who would I be? I feel like Lily pooping her crate in the morning. A slut. No, I think you're definitely a Hati or Tora. Yeah, you're definitely Tati or Tora. What about you, Ray?

Kiefer is Hattie or Kala. Oh, why? Why Kala? Because you're a gentle giant. Wait, is that the one that can't really run and is always... She can't breathe? Yeah, the lazy one. Yeah, that's two. That's why two. I guess. I guess I'm like Caillou the most of all my dogs, I think. Yeah. And LA. Princess, what is your word?

Hate. Oh, hate. Oh, that's a good one. I was going to have that. Hold on. Why is that the last thing? Hate was Princess's word? Yeah, yeah. Okay, Miss K, go first. Mine is, I was talking to this boy. I don't know who it is because it's an unsafe number again. Period. Could be the same one from the last. It's not. It's not. It's a different area code. But I was like, I hate carpets. They get dirty so quickly. And he's like, I don't mind it. Period. Yeah. Go for it.

Mine's one was the last time me and Miss K was playing America's Next Top Sunny Angels. And I was texting my boyfriend to vote out like...

For one of the rounds I guess And then I texted him the winner Which was the Valentine one And he was hating on her And then he's like I thought I voted her out And I was like no She came back from the Wait what did I say She got saved from the wild card episode And then he goes She should be America's Next Top Rejects And I'm like don't hate on her She was so cute eh

She was the cutest. Yeah, it was literally just me and Miss K playing America's Next Top Sunny Angel. What about you? Mine was when I was being really dramatic with Tony. Period. I was like, I feel like you're so distant. It's like you hate being around me.

That is so dramatic. And all he had to do was pee. He's like, what? Why do you think like that? He's like, your energy. He's like, I'm working. Period. No, that's how I be, girl. Last two weeks ago, this is so TMI, but I almost literally ruined my Manzanite day. But literally we were...

Eating at a restaurant And I tried to sit next to him And then he goes Can you just sit across from me And all I heard was Don't sit by me You nasty fucking slut I hate you You're ugly bitch That's what I heard Yeah That's what I heard too Literally But all he said was Oh I thought you were gonna sit across from me But I heard You're ugly I don't want you You stink You stink bitch No one wants to sit next to you You whore That's what I heard You don't know Yeah

Yeah, well, he texted me back saying, well, I'm just working. I'm in the garage. And you were upstairs. Period. Be like, I'm sensing some distance. Yeah. I can feel it from up here. Okay, Miss Kaylee. Mine is going to be the more smirky emoji. You know the... Oh, which one is that? The lip one? No. Or the eye one? Wait, let me look. I use it a lot.

The flirty one. The one with the eyes. Show me. This one. I'll send it to you guys. Oh, the little... The flirty one. Okay, okay, okay. Let me look. The side eye emoji. When was the last time I used a side eye emoji? Oh. Oh, that's the one? Oh, that's what we're looking for? Yeah, yeah. Oh, sorry. I thought... Sorry.

So I have one. I have one with Justice. And it's him being like, just got off. And I sent Desai that emoji because he usually comes over every Friday on the weekends. And that means I'm getting dicked. Oh my god, okay. I don't feel bad. Girl, all of my texts are like, dirty. Period. Mine's just really, not dirty, but like, illegal. Oh, period. Yeah.

She said, can I use your EBT? No, bitch. B4, what is yours? What is your side eye emoji? And make it appropriate, please. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh, my friend was saying, bitches is dumb. But wait, I'm one too. And then she put that emoji. It'd be like that. I am bitches. Yeah. Period. Yeah.

Okay, mine is a little provocative. We were talking about something and he goes, okay, well, what does daddy get? And I was like, daddy gets more attention of my attention. And he goes, does daddy get your mouth? And I was like, maybe only if daddy gives me what I want. And he goes, just maybe. And I was like, yeah, maybe at least for now with the emoji. Yeah.

Period. And is this a new guy too, Miss K? Unsaved? Who is daddy? He is unsaved in a different area. As well. The other one was 2016. The other one was 2006. This one is 2008. Okay, period. She's an international queen. She's Mrs. Worldwide. Yeah, yeah. But they're all from here. They just have different... We have like a lot of area clothes. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp.

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Okay, now my word is love. Love. Something more light and cheerful. Imagine I'm like, I don't have that. Oh, I just got one. Okay. My recent one. Tony said, I love you and I miss you.

That's it. Yeah, I guess this is a little bit boring because they're all like me and my man. Yeah. Like, I love you. I love you. I love you. But the last one that isn't my man is a text with Remy Cruz. And she said, we're talking about Sunny Angels and...

She asked me if I'm looking for any specific series. And I was like, oh my God, if you could find me these summer ones because like they're Sunny Angels and they're tan. Yeah, yeah. Please get me one. And she's just like, yes, I love them. Okay, perf. I'm on the lookout. Aw, Miss Remy. I love Miss Remy. I love you, girl. Hi, Miss Remy. Here we go. Hi, Miss Remy.

Okay, I would read you guys another one, but it's another. Wait, I think it's Princesses. Is it your turn? Yeah, yeah. Okay, so my most recent one that's not Tony is... It was just me sending out my baby shower. Read us what your baby shower invite is without the date. With the love word. Okay. Okay.

Well, I sent out the invitation. I said, I can't wait to see you guys there. Please wear pink. And if you can't find a registry, here is a link. Amazon registry and Target registry. Love, Princess and Tony. Aww. She said, and here's the links. Here's the wish list. I didn't get that. It's okay though. Keep it. Keep it. I don't have anything to wear. Pink, I don't wear back. Well, I was...

I just blocked, so I didn't know you were gonna check my shit. You just blocked me yesterday. Last week, actually. Yeah, literally. Just two days ago. Okay, my...

I feel like such a bad person. This is another from another guy. Girl! I'm sorry! And not saved again, I'm guessing. Yeah, he's not saved. This one is from 703. Hello, in the area of 703. How are you? But he honestly just said, hey, sexy. Duh. I'm back in Hawaii. Would love to see you. With love, period. When was this text?

Yesterday. Actually, you guys, Miss K is only just reading from Texas from yesterday. No, no, no. Some of the messages I read is like a couple months ago. Like last month. Period. Princess, what is your next word? Oh, my next word. Okay. We have two more each. I have...

Oh, it's like yours. Yours is love and mine says miss. Like miss. M-I-S-S. M-I-S-S. M-I-S-S. Mice is just going to be a bunch of Miss K. Okay, so while Brett is looking for his, I'm going to read mine. This is towards my coworker because I was going to work and I was like, Miss Grace, this is K. I'm going to be a bit late. There's this traffic that I'm not really sure what for. That's all. Okay. My, oh, Brevin goes.

Mine says, like I predicted, it is me talking about Miss K. And it's me texting my boyfriend being like, I'm headed to Best Buy because I'm filming with Miss K and Princess tomorrow. And we need another mic. So let me go clock in and do that real quick. Cute. And it's the exact mic you're holding right now. Sure. MV70+. I'm not going to say the name of this person, but...

Blank is missing out on child support, though, because she...

Blank is missing out on child support Blank is missing out on child support Blank is missing out on child support though cause she doesn't want to take the paternity test Elaborate We'll leave it at that That's giving you episodes We'll have a whole episode for that Hello Miss Blank Take your paternity test Hey Blank Take the test

Oh my gosh. Oh my god, princess. I love it. Okay. You bring in the drama every time. No. Okay, my word is ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Yeah, yeah. Three ha ha's. Or two's. Ha ha ha.

I'm actually surprised by how I've just really been reading the first message. I thought I would have to like hide some shit. Like same. But I'm like, oh. Most of these are like not even that bad. I can't. My phone needs to get thrown in the garbage because. Kiefer, there's no way. There's another guy. It's kind of raunchy. Wait, we'll end with you because I don't even want to fucking know.

Mine is, well, there's one with my boyfriend and he's just talking about Lily's breath kicking, which is boring. But the next one is me talking to Erica Titus and I was complimenting her about how amazing her fashion week was. Because she usually, every time Erica is in fashion week or has like a red carpet event, she'll send me like her outfits to approve. Yeah.

And I was just being like, oh my God, I remembered having to tell you where to go for outfits. And now you're just sending me looks if it looks good. I'm just basically like approving outfits. Yeah. And she's like, ha ha ha. No, because I will refuse to wear if it's not approved by you.

So I feel like her fashion godmother. I love them. She's always on TikTok being like, oh my god, should I wear this? Should I wear this? But just so y'all know, she's always, I am always the last text that she's texting to. That is so cute. No, I love her. I love the Titus sisters. I love the Titus siblings, period. I love all of them. And they need a podcast. I will see you guys soon. They should. They need to be in my pod. They need to be in my pod.

Yeah, you should. That would be so cute. Miss K, I mean Princess. Okay, mine says... You have good ones, Kiefer. Mine says, ha ha ha ha, you want to act like that? You want to turn off your location? Princess, period. I said, ha ha ha, you want to act like that? You want to turn off your location? Bet.

And that was to Miss K. That was to Tony. Period. And he was just going down the tunnel. And lost service, I bet. I mean, Miss K. Okay. Mine is, he sent me a photo. Oh.

Wait, what is the area code? What is the area code? 208! Period! Shout out to 208. Hello, 208. He sent me a photo. I will not be showing you guys the photo because it's a very... That's it, photo. Period. And I was like, that's so hot, daddy. And he was like, yeah, can daddy piss on you? And I was like, maybe. Ha ha ha ha. Maybe. Ha ha ha. Were they like... Like, what do you mean, piss? Like...

Princess, it means what it means. Piss on you. Like, no, piss. I didn't, like, pee on you. Okay, sorry. I don't know, like, you guys' words. I've never been peed on. Yeah. No, I was. No, no. What do you mean maybe, though? What do you mean maybe? No, it's a no. I would never let anyone pee on me. Oh, okay. I accidentally peed, but it's just because when I'm laughing, I pee. Did you pee? It's just now.

No, no, no, no. Oh, okay. But the last podcast I had with Bretman, I peed. Oh, yeah, you did. Yeah. All right. My next word is my name, Bretman. I'll go first. It's my word. Yeah, yeah. Mine says a text from Princess and she goes, Bretman, what time tomorrow and what do I wear?

And in response, I go, we can film around the time you sent, which was 10. I'm gonna have Kat text you in a bit to pick you up. And you can wear anything that's colorful or fun. And that was when we filmed together for the pod. I think you were wearing orange. I was talking to Ezekiel's dad here. My friend sent it to me and she's not here in the island. The little girl in the orange is blah, blah, blah. And her caption is,

It says, Oh my God, that's so weird to post. So basically, Ezekiel started going to this new school and then somebody took a picture of Ezekiel with their granddaughter and then they posted it and the caption said,

Bretman Rock's nephew. Period. Yeah. They have names. Yeah, but like it's just like... I don't want everybody to know that Ezekiel's there. You know? Yeah. No, for sure. There and then like... Bretman Rock's nephew. That's just like a target. You know what I mean? So I just...

I was just letting him know like, oh, could you let them know to like not take pictures of Ezekiel? Like, you know. That is creepy. Please don't do that. I've seen one TikTok of Cleo playing in the kid city, playing with a bunch of kids. And then there's his mom that was just like, look at my kids playing with Bretman's Rock. And I'm just like,

Let the kid be a kid. Yeah. That's why it's so scary sometimes. It is just like scary and weird to think about. But at the same time, I'm not trying to say we have to understand why people get excited. Time and place. Yeah, it really is hard to control that. Yeah, you just never know what people's intentions are. I get it if they're like with you guys. Like, oh, they just want to... Okay, whatever. But not like when they're by themselves or just like doing their own thing. Yeah, especially school.

Yeah Like that's That's sacred Like that's something That shouldn't Yeah Cause also they didn't Sign up for like You know Fame Fame and stuff So

That's why. But I'm so sorry. But at the same time, we do understand. Yeah, we do. I hope we didn't have to understand. Yeah. Okay. But mine is a list of the guest Jean's house, number four. And it was just like a list of names of people. And then you were one of them. Oh, the people that stayed in our guest house? No, in the plane that we went to.

Oh my gosh. I remember Coachella. Yeah, that was so much fun. You need to go one day. I do. I want to go Coachella. I want to go Philippines with you guys. Girl, it's hard with your army. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine like Cleo and E at Coachella. Oh my god, girl. I feel like Ezekiel would love it. Yeah, I think Ezekiel would love Coachella. No, Ezekiel would love... Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

No, he actually listens to like rave music. Oh, I know. Because that's how he found that song. Yeah. It's a rave song. Yeah, it's a rave song. But then like there's like this thing that he watches and it's rave and it plays. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. I just love that song so much.

That's kind of cool. Yeah. He has a genre already. Mm-hmm. That's so fun. Okay, princess. Your word. My word? Yeah. Your word, baby. Oh. I think we'll just do one more round. Okay. After this round. I'm sorry. Sorry. Ooh. She said statement. It was a message between me and Cleo. Who said I'm sorry? Cleo said sorry to me. We got into a little...

A little argument because I want her to understand that when she's here with me for the weekends, that she still needs to sleep early because like when she goes back to school, I don't want her to have a hard time. Oh, yeah. So she said, Mommy, I'm sorry for behaving like that and not listening to you. And I said, please just listen. OK. And she goes, OK, Mommy, I love you. Good night.

aww queen she's so obedient I love Claire yeah I love that yeah she tells me goodnight every night before she goes to sleep she wakes up I wake up

with a good morning text from her like at literally like 6 30. i'm like girl how you up this early wow she's a morning person yeah well she has school that's why so period that's me i'm a morning girl and then she is she's playing volleyball she tells me everything that she does she started playing volleyball yes tuesdays and thursdays i cannot wait does she love it she does oh yeah she said the last time she she they learned how to shuffle and

Like, what is that word? Set? Volume. Shuffle and set. Oh, set. Okay. Last word from Miss K. Okay, my last word is, we use it a lot. It's B-I-T-C-H. Ooh, why didn't I use that? Oh my God, I feel like mine's is going to be so bad. Bitch, you know I'm sexy. Ugh, don't call, just text me. When was the last time I said bitch? Okay, mine's is...

Towards someone and I was texting the wrong person this whole time and I was like, hey bitch I see you and he goes what does that mean? And I was like I was at a club last night and he was like, I don't know what that means And I was like OMG wrong Travis and he's like ha yes, it's okay Okay, I don't know if this was a last time I texted bitch cuz I swear I text bitch more than this But it was last Friday and it was me texting cat saying bitch not as drunk as fuck on night one and

And it was me and my man like literally landing and popping the champagne. And we literally just kept drinking champagne. We went to a dinner, drank more over there. And girl, we were so crunk at night one. I actually was surprised that I didn't wake up hungover. But he woke up so hungover. He slept the whole massage. Like, girl, he was having a hard time. Yeah.

I'm so sad that we didn't bring liquid IV but literally in we were in bed and he was like struggling to go in bed he was waking up every 10 minutes like girl he was not... night one was not fun. How many bottles did you guys drink? Well they just kept giving us free champagne bottles so I can't even tell you. Yeah yeah oh my gosh. Night one it was one bottle and then two drinks each at the dinner. I love being wine drunk that's like my favorite drunk.

And we didn't eat much that day. So I think that's why we probably got crunk so fast. Probably with the jet lag. Yeah. Princess? Oh, okay. Big sigh. I'll do one more word. I think one more word for you. Okay, okay, okay. After this.

I was talking to Tony and I said, stop treating me like I'm one of those bitches. Princess. You have issues, girl. Girl, you have issues, bitch. No, I don't know. Okay, I said, stop treating me like I'm one of those bitches you used to fuck with. And he said, what bitches?

And I said, oh, you're pissing me off. Now I'm going to be a bitch. Period. I would say that very first message was a bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, princess. I'm just emotional, you know. She is pregnant. Yeah, like this attitude came from him because the DNA is in him. Period. It's his attitude. Period. Okay, Miss Kaylee.

Bitch. Oh no, you said that. You were. I said, that was my word. Yeah. But what is your bitch? She already told us. Oh, yeah. She already told us. Okay, I think this word will be fun to look up. So this is just a bonus word. Okay, okay. Drunk. Drunk. Oh my gosh. I love that Kat is participating with us. Damn, I do have a lot of drunk.

Texas. I'm trying to look for like an interesting one. Because I feel like I keep sharing boring ones. So remember that photo I showed you guys earlier? Yes. Yeah. So there's this another photo of her. And then one of my friends was like, not letting my sister lay down in the filth alone. And then she goes, I'm never getting that drunk again.

That's all. Yeah, my last drunk Texas was me telling Kat that we were drunk. And I also texted Princess that Friday too that we were drunk. But the ones before that was the day before my birthday when my man surprised me. And we were testing out these pickled mangoes. Yeah. And I was telling him about like pickle shot, picklebacks.

And like how to... Yeah, yeah. Like how to take a shot and do a pickle shot after. Like a chaser. Like a pickle shot chaser. And he hated the...

pickle taste because he said it was too sour and we just kept taking shots to prove to him like how pickled things take away the alcohol taste fast and until we knew yeah and then I and then we realized you have taken five shots and we were supposed to go eat at 604 but we were so drunk I couldn't even get in the car obviously I was not gonna have my man drive us drunk there as well wait what when was this this was July 30th

So you know how he surprised me on the 29th and he came home early. The next day, the neighbor gave us pickled mangoes. And he was like, oh, what is this good for? And I was like, just for anything. And I like taking it with picklebacks with my shot. And we were taking it and he didn't like it because I insisted that it was really good. We ended up taking five shots each. And by the time we got hungry, mind you, we had nothing in our stomachs. And by the time we got hungry,

we are so drunk and obviously I wasn't gonna make him drive and so I just texted Kat I'm sorry we accidentally got drunk can you order at 604 for us me when I'm trying something yeah literally I'm like no you have to like it yeah

Try again. Did he end up liking it? No. He liked it. He liked it. I think he didn't like the liquid part, but he liked it as just as the mango. Yeah. Okay, princess. I was talking to my man. Yeah. Okay. I said, why did you drink the whole thing already? Hello. What are you doing?

Where are you? Are you drunk? A little bit drunk and hungry and wants some P-U-S-S-Y. Period. And then I said, who's because I'm not there. Period. You're so toxic. I know. Who's pussy? I said, who's because I'm not there. So come home. Period.

That's it. Love. Miss K. We love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but you're a drunk friend. Period. All right, guys. Well, that was the exposing our iMessage game.

Yeah. I'm sorry if it was a little too much. Yeah, I feel like, oh my God, yeah. That was kind of fun, honestly. No, yeah, I loved it. It was really fun. Hi to all the area codes I've mentioned. Hello. If you guys heard any of the area codes, sound off down below. Comment down below if you guys are from Miss K's area codes that she read today. Cue transition music.

All right, you guys, we are back and we're going to do my favorite part of the show where we show you guys the product of the week. Things that we have been obsessed with.

Today we will start with Miss Princess May, the mother of all mothers. Hello guys. So my product of the week. I feel like I've been obsessed with this product since I smelt it. Like I, this was just giving. It smells like, I don't know. It smells like a teenager. I don't know. Like young and floral. Like, you know what I mean?

I mean like not a teenager but like you guys see how much she loves it like down to the last core I'm so dinero girl send her more thank you

I also have like a mini size one, a travel one. Yeah. There should be a set on that. There is a set, but the little mini sets. Wait, Princess, do you know the scent Baccarat Rouge? Yes. Does it smell like that? I think this would pair really well with Baccarat. I want to smell. Yeah. It smells really good. It smells like Bella Porch. Does it smell good? Yeah, it does. It smells like floral, like cherry blossoms. It does. It doesn't smell like something Miss K would wear though.

But yeah, I really, really love this product. I like the perfume too. But yeah. The perfume, the first person I smelled it from was Catherine. But then when I tried the lotion, I was like, I mean. Do you pair it with any perfume? The

Pairing perfume that comes with it. Oh. Yeah. Just so extra smell. Even the Marley that you gave Catherine to her birthday one time would smell really good with that. Oh, Delaina. Yeah. Oh, yeah, actually. Miss Kid, you want to go or should I go? I can go. Okay, go ahead. Well, my product of the week is not a product. It's a thing. It's just a headscarf. I've been loving headscarf lately. It's just like a staple in my everyday, day-to-day life outfits. It just adds like a little...

To it. Yeah. You match. It's also cutesy when you don't want to do your hair. Yeah. And I'm just like, let me just cover up the top because it's going to serve body. And I feel like scarves has been coming in lately. Yeah. I love your little outfit today. Oh, thanks. Yeah. It's giving fall. Thank you. Okay.

Okay, Brett, what about you? Speaking of fall and all things fall, I feel like every year I discover a new favorite scent from the Febreze collection. Last year, I really enjoyed their cranberry one. He was obsessed with that. Oh, girl. When I tell you, I had boxes of boxes of the Febreze cranberry collection. I forgot what the exact. Yeah, I believe it was called cranberry tarp.

This year's obsession is the Febreze Limited Edition Sea Salt Caramel and Maple. This is what we've been smelling today besides that. I'm going to spray it. Miss, you sprayed so much. I feel like the baby smells it. Period. The baby's in there like... It does smell like a very caramelly. Yeah, it smells like cinnamon. It smells like fall.

It smells like holidays. Like, ugh. Do you guys want to smell? It smells really good, guys. It smells like cinnamon for sure. Yeah, and don't worry, you guys. Try to find this. Because I already bought it all. Because by the time this video goes up, I had already bought boxes of it. So...

We bought so much of the cranberry tart last year. We are still running through them today. I still see those every day. Yeah. So, best believe I will be stocking up limited edition. Not for me because, girl, I am the limit. The limit does not exist with me, bitch. The fuck. Alright, you guys. Thank you guys so much for coming and my podcast. Oh my god, thank you so much, bro. It was so fun. Yeah. This is really fun. Every Wednesday…

Period. Well, yeah, we'll see them more often now. Sometimes we'll have one. Sometimes we'll have both. Sometimes I might just have a solo episode. But I will always ask them if they're available. And if they're available, then I guess we'll film with them too. Just need a two-week schedule. Yeah, give her a two-week advance, girl. Period. Miss K, social media, let's go. Follow me on Instagram. M-I-S-K-Y. That's three A's and a Y.

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