New Year, New Baby!?!?
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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Two, one. Happy New Year! Hi guys! Happy 2025! Hi everyone! Aloha! Hey guys! Maligayang kaarawan! Oh wait, no, that's happy birthday. Maligayang bagong kaarawan? Bagong kaarawan.

Happy 2025 everyone. As you guys can see, we are dressed as the Pantone color of the year, which is... Mocha. Mocha. What is the actual word? What was it? The daring mocha? It's like moose mocha. Oh, mocha moose. Yeah.

And speaking of mocha mousse, we're going to get into Kat's tasty treats right away. Kat, what did you make us today, girl? Please be a mousse. Please be a mousse. Please be a mousse. By request, I did make a mocha mousse. Ah!

- Yes! - And she's vegan, so Brett can have. - Wow. - It's on Miss K's side. - Oh, here. - And there's some spoons. - Pass it around. - Yeah. - Thank you, Kat. I literally texted her like midnight last night and I'm like, "Would it be too much if you could make me a mocha mousse tomorrow for the vibes?" And because we're literally filming this still in 2024, I needed to get into my 2025 gears. Maybe when we take a spoonful of this,

will be transported into 2025. Maybe it's like a little theory where like if he moves before the New Year's, you're gonna have a great year. Ooh, Kat. I like it. Ian Clay would eat this up. Toffee too. Ooh. Is it tofu and chocolate blended together? Yummy. That was so good, Kat. Thank you so much. And with that, we're gonna take a little commercial break. Cue the intro. Redmond to Earth.

Earth to Bretman. Girl, you already know who it is. And we are back. We have a lot to get to today. This might be a shorter episode because it's also New Year's. Like, I know y'all got a lot of things to do. And we just want to push out a cutesy little episode for you guys today. And Princess also has an OB appointment.

Which I have to take her to. We're literally filming this at 9 a.m. in the morning, y'all. Because Miss Princess has an OB appointment. Miss K gotta go to work. And Miss K has work. Like, sis. We're literally just trying to get this out for y'all. Okay? All for you guys. All for you guys. But do you guys want to just get into our little segment? Yes. Or should I go first? Yeah, Miss K. Okay. So the tea of the week is going to be… Miss Cafe. We're changing her Miss T to Miss Cafe. Yeah.

Because she's just not making tea no more. It's not. It's just a bunch of drinks. This one, I've kind of struggled a little bit. But then...

You know me as a barista, we, you know, think when we're on the spot. Exactly. So this is another matcha drink, but I added vanilla bean on it with honey. A little bit of honey. I hope you guys like it. I'm so sorry, princess. An iced matcha. I feel like I need to get a better matcha tea. I feel like I don't have a good one. I feel like you do. You just need a lot of it. But hopefully it's good. I haven't even tried it yet. It's good.

This is like island matcha vibes. Yeah. It tastes like island matcha. Did you use coconut oil? Coconut water? I had... Oh, yeah. I forgot one ingredient. I had to use the coconut almond milk. It tastes really good. It does taste like coconut almond. It tastes really good. But thank you so much. But it's a tea of the week. And a tea of the week...

It is. Good question. You guys, I struggle with the tea of the week because I do not get any teas on any of my social media for no reason. But I watched it last night and it was so good. Okay. Have you guys watched the new Sabrina Christmas show? Special. Yes. Oh my God. A nonsense Christmas. I was geeking last night. I fell asleep. Why? No, I fell asleep because I needed to put something on and I was like, oh my God, Sabrina. And I tried to stay up and I'm like,

It was a cute movie to fall asleep to. Slash special to fall asleep in. Who was your favorite guest, Ms. K? I'm not going to lie. I really like Ms. Dang, I forgot her name. Kyla? No. No, the other one. Shania Twain? The other one. Quinta?

Is she? They were like sitting down on the floor by the fireplace. Kali Uchi. Yes. I love that one. I really like Chaperone too. I like all of them. I'm not even gonna pick but Tyla was a surprise for me because I didn't think Tyla was gonna be on the special. But I also don't know why I thought that. We've never heard like her sing like a slow song before. Yeah something like that. That was like very interesting. I really liked it.

One of my favorite outfits were, well, everyone had really great outfits, but Chapo's like big gem. Yes. So good. Oh my God. Yeah. So good. I'm so sorry. What do you remember from it? I don't remember.

I really don't remember anything from it. Only because I fell asleep. She does love, she does love Sabrina. Yes, she is. Well, what do you feel about her listening to Sabrina? Because her music, I would say, isn't the most

Child friendly. Yeah. Well, she listens to Sizzle too. Oh, period. Yeah, she was like, I might kill my ex. What ex? No, they do love those kind of songs. Like, I feel like if you kind of, if you tell them what the meaning is, that kind of just

Takes it away from them. You know, because they don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let her find out. Let her find out what have you ever tried this one means. Like, we have to find it out. Like, girl. But she doesn't say the bad word. Wait, before we get into fertility, have you ever had the birds and the bees talks with your kids yet? No, I haven't. I have not. Are you going to be very like...

up front with it or are you gonna go around it like birds and the bees you were dropped off by a pelican that's how you were made i feel like when the the time comes when she asked me i will tell her about it but if i feel like if i bring it up to her she's gonna be very curious about it or yeah or or not or maybe the opposite where she's like oh i don't know yes so no but you didn't answer my question like are you gonna be like up front like

We fucked. Or are you going to be like, there's a mommy bear and a daddy bear. And mommy had a garage. How are you going to talk about it? Oh, I'm going to be straight up. I think I'm going to be straight up about it. Because like, I feel like if you keep like sugarcoating it, it's going to be more like...

Weird. Yeah, more curious. They're going to be like... Then they're going to look at a bear and they're going to be like, oh, the bears do this. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because it's a real... Sex is a real thing. And they're going to learn about it anyways. Part of life. But we've never really got that talk. Yeah. We kind of were just thrown...

I don't even... I've never... I can't even imagine my mom having the talk. What she would even say. And then we just had health class. Yeah. We were just talking. Talking? It's such a ugly word. It is. My mom used to call me gatil. Do you know what gatil is? Itchy? Like you're perceived itchy? What? You're gatil? You're talking?

Period. God, mom. Exactly that sentence. In that order. Speaking of mother, Princess, it's time for fertility. Hello, guys. Welcome to my segment. Okay, so Princess. Yes. I know we say this every week, but you're about to pop any moment now. Yes. Do you have any more tips for literally people who are probably in the same situation as you that are about to pop?

Yes. So when you're pushing, breathe. Breathe, bitch. Just keep breathing. And like for me, like when I was pushing, I literally go at your own pace because I know the doctor is going to be like, one, two, like no, bitch. Breathe. Like you really have to like catch your breath. What is the perfect like breathing technique so we can do it with you? Okay.

Like that? Or is it more of like a... Yeah, like that. No, like the second one. Like, you know, just kind of like... Like a box breathing. It's like three seconds. Yeah. Hold three... Yeah, because you have to push while you're breathing. So you're like... Like you're taking a... A bully vibe. Period. But then like don't...

Don't hold it in too much because you're going to pass out. Have you ever been close to passing out? No, but I do remember. I think I took a shit. I feel like I thought that was normal. Yeah, it is normal. But then I you can't feel it. But I think I did. Like, I think I heard it. You were like, damn, that was a fat fucking shit.

I'm sorry I needed to go for half hours do y'all smell that and I know it's not what the cat is cooking they live up here baby there's poop on their tits they're like perfect swirl poop and then also guys which delivery was the most poopiest I didn't poop on all of them I think I pooped on Ezekiel though yeah

You can tell, huh? And now that's why he a shithead, girl. He a shithead. I'm just kidding. No, I think he's a good boy. He is a good boy. But I do also want to say, I know people don't know this, but after you give birth, do you guys know that you have to push out the placenta too? Is that giving part two? It is. It's like if you have a really fat, big placenta, I think you kind of have to push it out or they just...

They just grab it out. I heard that it's… Because it doesn't come out with the baby. I thought a placenta was a little teeny tiny thing that's attached to the baby. It's not tiny. It's literally the baby's like life support. Yeah. I also heard that you guys dry it up and like turn it into pills or you can eat it. Have you tried that? I… No, I have not. I know there's some… Would you ever try it? I do. I would want to. You should try this around. I'm kind of scared because I don't… We should do like… We should have Kat cook it. Yeah.

Igado vibes. Oh my god. Giving dinner daraan. It has a lot of like vitamins into it if you, if you, especially if I'm breastfeeding. They said if you're breastfeeding, it helps a lot with your. So what did you do with your placentas? I donated it. Oh.

You could donate placentas? Well, not really. I just gave it away. I know they donate it for the blood. I can't wait to have my friend Ha'a here because I want to ask her about like... Because in Hawaiian culture, they bury the baby's belly button in sacred spots around the island. Or things like that. See, that's the thing. I thought placenta was the baby's belly button. You know that thing where they cut... It's attached to it. It's attached to it. So it's that little thing on their belly button, right? Yeah.

That's like usually there until it dries up and like falls off? That's not. That's not the placenta itself. No, that's not the placenta though. That's just a part of it. Yeah. That's where they're getting their stuff from. Their nutrients or whatever. All right. Well, it's time for the tea of the week. Like I said, this is the very first episode of the year. So it's going to be giving very much New Year theme, New Year, New Us, New Year's resolution and everything in between.

So I'm going to read you guys the entry that I had this morning because honestly, that's the most recent one. Okay.

Bitch don't be reading. Today is gonna be a cutesy day. I spent the weekends with my mans and I finished up some house chores and today we filmed for the last episode for the year which is also technically for the very first video of the year. I just said that. Today we are talking all about New Year's and the whole lore behind it. To be honest I can appreciate a good New Year's resolution.

It honestly... I didn't even hear anything you're going to say because I'm just like... It's honestly the reason why I feel like I've become a morning person, why I dress more colorful now, why I don't forget to wash my face and make my bed every day, especially when I go out. And now I got to go get ready because my sister has a pregnant appointment to go to after.

I didn't know what to put. Like OB appointment? A pregnant appointment, bitch? A pregnancy appointment. So first things, what are your first thoughts when you hear New Year's resolution? Something that you've been wanting to do, but you've been just holding it so you wanted to do it in the first year. Princess, what are your thoughts on New Year's resolution? Changes, basically. Things that you want to change in your life. Have you guys had any success with New Year's resolution?

Yeah, I've had one. But like I said again, like my fitness. Oh, yeah. That was something you really stuck with. Yeah, I really needed to like keep pushing myself. And I kind of got into that. It's like one of those years where I was like, I was over it. So I needed to do something with myself. Over what? Just like being, I wasn't that fat, but fat.

Period. She was thick. Yeah. And like, I just never noticed it because I always tell people, I'm like, I've never realized I was fat until I saw myself on MTV. Period. Same. I'm not gonna lie, because you know how like, sometimes it's like, you have to watch yourself for you to realize something. Oh no, that's when I knew I needed to stop getting Botox. MTV season one, bitch. Yeah. I hated my eyebrows. Like, every confessional, I was like,

so why did you get botox bitch like i mean i still get botox i recommend getting botox but where i get botox now is very conservative like i literally get it at the very top of my head because i'm very sweaty up here and i only get it on my crow's feet i don't touch my eyebrows because you guys know i'm very she loves a good emotion when i'm talking my brows and when i can't i feel like it's not me and i feel like that was giving very much season one brett man like my brows were stuck in

Princess, what were your thoughts on season one, Bretman following Bretman? We need to have a whole episode about this. Season one. Oh my God, it was so fun. I think I was pregnant, no? Well, we're talking about how ugly we looked. Oh. No, you weren't pregnant. No, you weren't. No, you weren't pregnant. No, I wasn't pregnant. You just gave birth. I just gave birth to Ezekiel. Yes. Yeah. Okay. So, I was fat.

I was a big bitch. I mean, I don't think you were. I think I was. Remember that first episode? I couldn't even keep up with you with the exercise and you pushed me down, bitch. Oh, that's where the thing was. Yes. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. Oh my gosh. We have to redo that when you get pregnant. Oh my God. That's so funny. That was season one. Yes, that was season one. That's so funny because I was at the store yesterday. Not store.

There's so many fucking stores. I was at 80% yesterday getting my lunch and the lady that owned the house was there. And now she owns an app where it's very like just influencers when they go on trips and you can go in there. I forgot what it's called, but. Oh, that's so fun. Yeah. And she has like an app now.

Oh, that's so cool. What is it? Oh, wait. So where we had season one at? Yeah, it's her house. And she was like, oh my God, you guys filmed at my house. You went to go eat over there? No, bitch. I was at the store. She was just so happy to be at the store. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Girl. But yeah, that was that. That's so cool. Yeah. Princess, have you ever had any...

Successful New Year's resolution? I asked Miss K, I forgot. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think this year definitely... No, a successful one that you did before. Oh, before. Like that you were still talking about before. And then you did it. Oh, yeah, because this year is... Oh, yeah. Yes. I think it was... What was that year? I don't remember.

Yeah, I think 2021 was like my biggest year. Like for me because I started to focus on myself a lot. Like too much of myself. Like because I've never experienced being single. Period. Oh my god. I love those years. You were single for a total of 78 hours. No, literally. Her new record was like what? 7 months of being single. And that was that year that she was single. And you guys…

I don't know if I could say this, but Princess literally had a table at a club every weekend, just partying it up. And then she would just be like, just come. And then we would all go. And we had like the best times ever. Yeah, I've never experienced being single and just living my life. Yeah. Shout out to Catherine. And she did. No, honestly, because Catherine was the one that was like dropping her off. Dropping me off. Picking her up at like three o'clock in the morning. I had the best time.

best time of my life then but then I realized like okay what was I on oh I was on this side of the island already and I was like girl see me later yeah and I was already past my party era I don't think I've been to any of your tables no no no not once but there's this one that I don't know if you know but I think it was me and Kat

Me and Kat went to go out, I think. And then she was sleeping over here. We were both sleeping here. And then, yeah. And then we went out. And then I got so wasted to the point where like I was throwing up on the side of the road. And imagine like driving from town to Makaha at

at like, what, 2 o'clock in the morning? Wait, do you remember when... And you weren't driving, of course. No, I weren't. Kat was driving. Thank God. Thank God to Kat because I would have not made it. Kiefer, do you remember that night? It was me and you. We had to go grab your car. I had to go grab your car in a junkyard or something. Do you remember? Oh, yeah. With Colin? Yes! Yes! Oh, my gosh. We should be happy. Don't!

Wait, hello. No, it's my brother's car. My brother went out. He got towed. Yes. And then he called us. He was like, where are you guys? Can you guys come help me? My car got towed. And I was like, are we about to really do this? So we drove in the middle of like nowhere. And I was like, where are we? Yeah. And then we were stuck there for like a good two hours, an hour. Just waiting for him to get his car. Yeah.

We needed to wait for the thing to open. Period. So we had to wait there. Oh, the junkyard. Yes. Oh my god. Because they told it in like the middle of the night and then they were closed. Was it the junkyard in Santa Ana? Yes. Girl, they'll take your car, girl. They'll take your fucking car. And then ask you for a pic. Yeah. What? They did that to me, bitch. I was like...

So I... Okay, let me give you a quick story. So I was at my cafe. I parked my car where I should not have parked, which was my fault, obviously. And my car got towed. Thankfully, I was with my friend Justice. Not my boyfriend Justice. I have a friend Justice. My girlfriend. And we caught an Uber to Sand Island. And then she's like...

I knew that was your car. Guys, it's Bretman's car. It's his Jeep. It was like this auntie. And I'm like, auntie, you towed my car. Like, you know who the car is. Yeah, and you know who the car was. I didn't care, obviously, because I think it's funny. But I paid my thing. And then I ended up having to take pictures with the same people that towed my car. She said, that'd be 360. That'd be 360 and a pic. Period. Next time, just be like, if you see my car, don't touch it.

so that was a new year's resolution that was successful for you is focusing on yourself yeah it was a good time focusing on myself like just really like knowing how that feels but now like after that i'm like okay like mommy time adult time she got it away yeah i got it yes out of her system yeah here it is from my diary i read a lot of

examples of successful ones that I did one of mine was like making my bed every day especially if I leave the house bitch my bed has to be made or else I feel like I have a bad day and then another one that I did successfully was the wearing more colors thing because that was like really my thing because I think I was living in Eba and I looked at my closet and I was like

Girl, for a gay person, you wear just all black and all white. And even when I would shop for clothes and like, imagine like buying like $2,000 worth of like clothes and they're all black. Like, girl, like put some color in there. So now, I mean, this isn't really a great example because we're wearing brown, but I am wearing more colors now because of that. Have you guys have any failed New Year's resolutions? Yeah. Me getting a boyfriend.

Me having boyfriends Princess got a little too much boyfriends I didn't get any I think not necessarily this year But I'm sure like a couple years ago I would I probably put something like Be more nicer to princess And I didn't do that For sure Honestly That's very fair That's my life resolution I feel like Oh yeah I feel Actually let me change minds I feel like

I wanted to get closer to my siblings and my mom. But my mom is just… She likes to pull away a lot. She's a foreign mother girl. Yeah, she likes to pull away. We just gotta give her her… It's like my New Year's resolution every year.

Because I understand because I'm a mother now. So it's like, mom, like if... But you're a different mother. Yeah. You're an Americanized mother girl. I know. I understand that. She grew up in the Philippines and like, you know. I think the more... I think it's not really like closer to mom that you need to work on

especially that's because that's something I used to tell myself I needed to work on. It's understanding mom that you need to work on. Oh yeah. Because once you understand her, you will become closer to her. Even now, obviously, it's so hard to be close to her because she's always gone. In the Philippines. Like, she was here for how long? Three weeks? Yeah. Which I envy because now she's just

leaving her life yeah she's on Facebook live being on live all the time and I'm like auntie I wish I was in the Philippines every six months like you literally every six months for six months yeah yes clearly just comes back to America just to read just so she can't like just to renew that her thing you know like because you can't stay in a place for too long especially if you have like

You're not an American citizen. You can't really stay back there for too long because they're going to... What is that called? Citizenship? No, not your citizenship. Revoke the green card. Yes. So she just keeps coming back just to renew it and going back, which I love. Period. Period.

Okay, so I did a little bit of a research. I just wanted to know the lore behind New Year's and why and when we started celebrating it. So I'm going to read it to you guys because I know y'all love a little bit of history. Okay.

New Year's resolution traced back to ancient Babylon around 4,000 years ago, when people made promises to their goods for good fortune in the year ahead. The tradition evolved in ancient Rome, where people made vows to the god Janus to bring blessings for the new year. By the 18th century, resolutions became more personal, focusing on self-improvement, and over time evolved into the modern tradition of setting goals for the new year.

Oh, that's so cute. So it's truly just them promising the gods. Yeah. And the traditional still goes on. Yeah, I love it. I love that it started like that. And then now we just kind of like made it more modern. And now it's just like, I want to exercise more. Personalize and stuff. Yeah. And then what's also interesting is I looked at the most common New Year's Eve resolutions and the most commonly broken New Year's Eve resolution. And the list is literally the same. Really? And I'm going to read it to you.

So it's exercise more. I could see that being broken fast. Eat healthier. That's easily broken. Save more money, spend less. Literally the next day, I'm like at the store. Quit smoking, drink less alcohol. That happens. Well, not really you, but like for people, I could see how that, because it's an addiction. I mean, not an addiction yet. Depends what you're smoking.

Be more organized. Oof, that's something I'm always going to break. Get more sleep and reduce stress. I could see those being...

Especially if you're like a working person. Yeah. All right. We're going to end off with some New Year's resolution that we're going to work on. We gave one last episode. Yeah. So if you guys remember that. So we'll give a couple more of our New Year's resolution and things that we want to work on. Maybe more things that we want to manifest this year. Just to end it off in a high note. And because Princess needs to go get her pregnancy checked. Pregnancy checked.

Okay. One of my manifestations or like New Year's resolution would have to be focusing on my... Of me being trans. Yes.

Like I kind of want to like take another step to going like taking my surgery, taking my boobs, you know, all of that just to like complete the person that I want to be. So you just want to take your transition to the next level. Yes, because I've been like just taking hormones and like talking to doctors about like the hormones, just like taking pills every day. But then I kind of just want to like move up a little and get my titties.

Ooh. Yeah, you know? Or like get my FFS or like something to enhance my womanhood. Just taking your womanhood more seriously. Not that you don't already, but like taking more direction. Okay. Love. Princess. This year's resolution is that I want to be more prepared. I want to be more prepared to like a lot of things like

Sometimes I don't take on new things. Because it scares you or something? It scares me. Oh, so it's not really being prepared. It's trying more things. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like trying more things. But like... Also being prepared when you... Damn, the baby said... That breakfast was good. I'm late for my OB. No, like I... Yeah, I want to be more... Open to a lot of things. Like...

Sometimes I feel like I can't do it because I'm scared to do it. Like heights?

Yeah, no, not heights. Like if there was a company that wants to work with me and I'm like, I can't do it because I'm scared to do it. I can't do it because... Yeah, like believing in yourself more. Yeah, believing in myself more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the biggest, one of the coolest advice that I've ever heard was that sometimes nervousness means you're excited. So maybe you're not really even nervous about like...

opportunities or deals maybe you're just excited for them and it's your brain thinking that you're just nervous because your brain thinks the same or feels the same when you're nervous and excited like your brain doesn't know when you're nervous or excited so maybe just trick yourself into thinking like I'm excited for this actually yeah oh okay okay I'll do that so practice that yeah and I also heard like nervousness comes from like

good things because that that that means like something is telling you like oh this is good for you because you're nervous about it yeah i feel like some i believe that like certain things come to your life because it's it was meant for you yeah you know it wouldn't be in your hands if it wasn't meant for you but yeah sometimes i like to just be like i like to limit myself

Because doing new things kind of like just scares me. Period. That's a good New Year's resolution. One of my New Year's resolutions this year is to wear sunscreen every day and reapply more. Which is really good. I think y'all should put that in your New Year's resolution. Do you have more, Kiefer? Also, since I'm climbing up on my 30s, I need to focus on my...

career more you are reaching your 30s girl because i'm just like we have to make miss cafe happen y'all no i know we need to because i need to do something with my life it's not that i'm not doing something with my life i just feel like you deserve more you want more you are more because like i've been just having fun doing the things that i want to do but then again i have to like step it up because you know i want a family in the future i want to adopt kids

I want to support like, you know, because like that's what I want to do. Like in my old age is like, so get a house for my fellow trans people that can't really that got kicked out and like, you know, like a safe house for all of those. That's beautiful. And yeah, that's what I want to do.

Yeah, that's what I wanted to do too. Like not for trans, but like for like teen moms. Sorry, sorry. For trans. Y'all can go find your home somewhere else. No, no, no. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. I didn't mean it like that. But like for teen moms. Who gets like kicked out and stuff. It's not even like getting kicked out, but also that too. But then there's this one big dream that I've always talked about is I wanted to, I wanted to provide a like,

Like a babysitting thing for teen moms who goes to school. And like have like a... Oh, that's cute. They take the kids to school. But then somebody's watching them at their school. So they can come visit them like for breaks and stuff like that. Like lunch break. And then like when they go to... I feel like schools needs to start. Especially high school. Wait, that's also cool. I just had an idea. Because don't they have like programs where you get students ready to become mothers and fathers?

Like, it's called, like... Is that when they carry around babies? Yes. Yes. There's, like, parentalhood. Like, it's called, like, parenthood. Parenthood class. It's, like, a parenthood class. What if you just get those people in the parenthood classes to babysit? Because, like, it's, like, it would be, like... Yeah. With their class. An actual child. Yeah. You know what I mean? But I could also see how that could be kind of dangerous. Yeah. Because I wouldn't want my kid to be getting washed by...

Yeah. Students who don't know. Princess, do you have a last New Year's resolution maybe that you want to talk about? Maybe one for the kids? Maybe one as a mother? Yeah. For the kids, honestly, I want to do more activities with them because they're just getting so big and they're just growing up. And I feel like I kind of... More core memories. Yeah, more core memories. I want to do that more with the kids. Period.

Mine this year is being more aware and take my time when reacting to things. Basically, like, you know, not just getting angry and addressing the fact that I'm angry. I can be angry, but I don't need to be angry anymore.

Yeah. You know, I can be angry within myself or just like watching how I react. Like I don't need to blow up on things. I don't need to blow up on myself. I didn't blow up on my mans, my friends and family, like things like that. And just like she's anger. Like I am anger. I'm sadness. I'm sadness. Is that for me? Yeah. I'm sadness because I'm sadness because.

Alright. And now we've reached the final end of the episode where we talk about the products of the week. I think Princess should start first. Okay, yeah. I think I should start first. Cleaver, can you hold my stuff? Because she has such a heavy ass bag. Thank you. Can I even...

Damn, girl. Oh, my gosh. She said product. I know. She preferred today. So this is my product of the day. So this is called Freedom Mom. It's leaky. Was it leaky?

Now I need a new bag. Who is the brand? This is from Freedom Mom. Honestly, I wish this was... This existed when I was 16 years old because I didn't know what to pack for my hospital bag. But basically, you have everything in here. It came with everything? Yes. Oh, wow. It has everything in here from...

for your coochie, sorry, for your postpartum,

So there's like diapers in there. There's pads in there. There's cooling pads in here. There's also like a gown for you, like for a nursing gown and a delivery gown. There's also socks in here. There's a lot of bunch of things. It comes with all of that? Yes. How much is it? Is it in your Amazon storefront? It is in my Amazon storefront. It also has the cream for your poom poom. It's a healing foam.

And then also, this is your number one friend right here. That's a cute name for a vagina. This is the...

You know, when... Like, when you wash your... A bidet. Oh, your douche? Oh, a douche. That's a douche. Oh, this is a douche? Yeah. A vaginal douche, maybe. Yeah. I've never seen a curveball like that before. Wait. Is that in your store? Trust us. Trust us. Your vagina will thank you. This is from Frida Mom. I... You guys remember when I showed you guys my Frida baby one? The nose thing? The nose thing. So this was for Frida. Damn. Are you Frida? Yeah.

Is this your company? Is there more you want to show? What's in this one? That's for the baby. So there's for the mom. This is for... The both of y'all. Yeah, and this is for the baby. So basically, there's stuff for the baby too. There's... Oh, this is for your no mess nipple balm if you are breastfeeding. You have nail files for the baby. Already? Damn. Yes, because sometimes the babies come with like full grown ass nails.

So you don't want them to scratch. You don't want them to scratch themselves. Lele's like, I want to cough, man. And there's also skip the shower if you don't want to shower. There's a shower wipes here.

And then also this thing right here, it's a cutter for your nails if they don't want to. And then also this one, this is a… A dry brush. Is it a dry brush? Yeah, for the baby. When you brush their hair, when you comb their hair. Oh my gosh. This thing has everything. Yeah, because you know how they bathe your baby. I feel like I'm in QVC. They need to make that for like camping. It has everything here. I think it's like a hundred…

199. Oh, that's not that bad. I mean, it comes with everything. Like, that's a great deal. On her Amazon storefront, she said, Okay, my next one is really easy. Please don't go in this new year with a stank-ass fucking breath. You have no excuse.

My favorite mouthwash is the Thera Breath one. She's really great. I really feel like she literally lasts all day. If you guys don't like the super minty and it's too cooling, like the Listerine, like sometimes I'm like, literally, I'm like, did I just swallow Antarctica? Like what is in my mouth? Yeah.

I recommend the green one. This thing like literally just tastes like... I have that one too. And it lasts all day. If you guys have really stank breath, like please. Kat actually told me that she uses this before...

Brushing her teeth. And this one after. I'm like, oh, okay. Period. Is that cooling or no? This one has like a little cooling. You said you like the pink one. I like the pink one. But I also like the green one. The green one, I have it at home. But I don't really like it. It tastes... Here, that's fine. It tastes like nothing. Yeah, it doesn't taste like anything. I don't like it. I like it to have like a flavor. Do you feel like it's not cleaning it? Yeah. Because it gives me... I don't know. Am I...

Am I not brushing my teeth right? Because like why do I still kind of... Maybe you're not brushing your teeth at all. Maybe you're not brushing your tongues. No, I am. Period. Okay, Miss K, what is your product of the week? Okay, my product of the week is this little tiny chain. You guys might be wondering what this is for. But I like to put my...

or like my pants up, especially if it's not, if it's not like made for you or if it's too long. So basically, it's a magnet that goes in between the thing so it can hold it up. Is it magneting? It is magneting. Hold on. I just have to find the magnet. There. Oh, can you send me that? Yeah, yeah. I will send it to you. That's so pretty. I could see how that's good when it works. No, because I... When it works. No, it does work. I just can't.

But it has a really strong magnet and I like to put it on my shirt because I like to pin my shirts up. Maybe shirts, Kiefer. I don't think you're... No, I did it on my jeans before. You only have one. I have it. It's over there. I'm sorry, guys. It's from TikTok shop. Period. I think that's the end of it. Where can they find you, Miss Kaylee? You guys can find me in all platforms at M-I-S-K-A-A-A-Y. Sometimes with 143 at the end.

Sometimes. Follow me on all my socials, Real Princess May and my Amazon storefront. As well. Obviously, you guys know about Bitch When You See One. It's Bretman Rock everywhere. And make sure you guys follow and subscribe to all of the baddest radio accounts. Make sure you guys give it a thumbs up. And once again, can we say it together? One, two, three. Happy New Year!

You bitch, when you want to be different. Okay, happy new year. When you want to be fucking different, bitch. Three, two, one. Happy new year. Bye, bitch. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah. Don't forget to follow, rate, and like. You can follow me at BretmanRock on everything. And follow the podcast at The Baddest Radio on all social media. Bye, bitch.

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