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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Oh my God. You just caught me putting in my new hipper. Hippa. For those of you who are watching, yes, you are not seeing things. This is the Bretman Rock hipper. Collab? Do you see her?

That is so cute. That is so you. Yes. But you wish your hair was that long. No, no. I literally wish. That's the goal. That's the goal. But yeah, I'm not sure if you guys saw a video of me recently, but I was unboxing a custom Sunny Angel that I got from the Philippines. It's better than Billie Jean's. And they made me custom ones because I had initially ordered like the Frank Ocean Hipper. Yeah. That I saw on somebody's TikTok once upon a time. And I was like, I need that. And I DM'd them and they were like, sis,

We were already thinking about making you one. And we made him two! And they made me two. I'll flash in the picture right here of the other ones that I got. But yeah. I'm like honestly just waiting for your Sunny Angel collab. Sunny Angel, if you're listening, girl, let me in the booth. It has to be you. It has to be you. Let me cook. Speaking of cooking, cue the intro. Bretman to Earth, Earth to Bretman. Girl, you already know who it is.

Bretman to Earth, Earth to Bretman, everyone. I'm just kidding. Welcome back. It is Thursday yet again. Miss K, it is the first week of March. Yes, it is March. Period. We are, what, three months? Yeah. I can't believe it's already the third month. I know. January and February went by that quick.

I don't ever realize until like we're in the middle of like August and I'm like dang. The year's almost done. You're like damn it's almost the Burmese again. Like what? After Burmese birthday I'm like is it Christmas yet? No. No.

Kat and I are the type to be playing like elf. Yes. We already have, well, Kat and I have like our own like holiday playlist that we play. Girl, we'll play in July because that's how excited we are. Oh my gosh. Should we get into our segments of the day? Of course. You're so excited. Guys, I'm so excited because I'm excited because I made Miss K her own drink today. Yeah. I am so excited.

the barista of the day well you also made a drink i did i did it's like we should do a little trade-off okay okay okay i'll go first and i love how both are great oh no you're gonna go first okay so it was time for my midday matcha and i was like miss k do you want a matcha yeah and she said yes the ice oh there are ice hearts to that yeah you can mix it okay review it for me review it for me

I can't use the straw. Oh, your lip. Oh, yeah, your lip. That's a matcha. That's a matcha. I also made my own because while we were on break, the mail came and a new matcha that I ordered just came and a new whisk and I needed to try it. But okay. Wait, Kiefer, can you use the straw like this? Not the tongue. Oh, that's so smart. Like wrap it.

- Ooh. - Ooh. - Wait, the bottom one? - Did you mix it well? - No. I was like, it's really good. - But sometimes the umami like, she rests in the bottom. - Yes. I like the matcha taste. But the inside. - The sweetness. I use date syrup. - I use date syrup too. - Thanks for telling me how to use a straw another way. - Well, I remember when I got my wisdom teeth taken out and they were like, no straws. - Yeah. - And I'm like,

No, I love straws. Like, girl. You know, a lot of people don't recommend straws because it creates like little wrinkles right here. Yeah. Oh, that's what those new straws are. Like, they go sideways and on top there's like a little hole. Yeah. Yes. Very much that. I also saw an article on...

on I think it was Facebook I think it was actually my mom that reposted it but it was this lady I think she was like 60 or 70 and she hasn't smiled or moved a face muscle for I think it was like 30 years because she didn't want to age she didn't smile for 30 years that's crazy so like imagine talking to people like this just so you could like that was so funny yeah literally that's wild she'd be like smile

With her eyes. She smiles with her eyes. That's commitment. Okay, what did you make me? Okay, so I made you like a little refresher. It's probably not going to taste anything because it's a refresher. Okay, I love it. But it's a cucumber lemonade with chia seeds inside. And I added like a little sugar for sweetness. Well, as you know, I'm going hiking after this. So if I don't finish this, it will be in a to-go cup.

Yeah. It's like a cute refresher for you. Oh my god. And you know I love chia seeds. Yes. And I like it. We're both drinking greens. And you're wearing greens. That's fresh. Mm-hmm. That's fresh. This is a perfect chaser, Kiefer. Is it really? I feel like I could take a tequila shot with this. With that? Did you taste it? No. Taste it. Wait, Miski, have you ever tried it before? Or is it like out of your head?

I've never tried it. - Straight from her dome though. - Period. - It's so fresh. - She's so original. - Right? - Yeah. - You can mix it with tequila. - That's a good choice there. - It's almost like mojito-y. - Yeah. - Oh. - Like what is that drink called? Like a martini… No, not a martini. - Margarita? - Is it like a margarita? - Yeah, it's a mojito. No, margarita no. It's a mojito. You're thinking about a mojito. - The one with the cucumber? - The cucumber with the… - The rim?

Yes, and then sometimes they'll have like mint. Yeah. Yeah, that's a mojito. Okay, yeah. So I guess it's a mojito. Aren't you the barista? Or no, weren't you a bartender? Yeah, aren't you a bartender? No, I've never bartended before. Well, I tried and it was so fun. But that was just like one time thing. I just wanted to try it. We're in our military wear today. For those of you who are not watching. We're giving very much Hunter's Union. We're going to war. Yes.

Not war, girl. We're gonna go fight for our freedom. Yes. Fight for trans quality. Period. Do you have any tea of the week? Oh, yeah. My tea of the week is... You watch the Grammys, right? Yes. And you've seen Chaperone receive her award and her speech. Yes. And her speech was basically about like...

People becoming artists, getting health care and proper salary. Yes. Yes. And I think that it's like so brave of her for her to say that. And I just want to know what you think in like a position like.

Like, you have. Yeah. Well, as far as I... The last time I saw about it, I heard that people were starting to match her donation of like $25,000. Because I guess like... She called... Yeah. Because I guess like a producer spoke out about how like it was not the right place. Or like, I guess like he disagreed with it. And then Chapo was like, okay, then donate. Match my shit. And then so after she posted that, so much of...

Like actual artists. I think... I can't remember who it was that matched it. But like a bunch of other artists started matching her donation. And I thought that was so cool. But what are my thoughts on it? I think... Girl, use your platform. Period. And I love that because... I think she had like other interviews a while back where they were talking about the Grammys. And she was like, it's just like a big...

talent show for like rich people and then she was like well I would love to go to the Grammys because the I guess the her grandpa who she named after herself Chapel would be proud of her to go to the Grammys yeah she's like I'll only go because of that but if I do go I

I would probably just say something wild or like do something. And then she ended up like actually doing it. And you know how like you said that the producer was like, that's like the wrong time and place. I feel like that was the perfect place for it. Girl, yeah. Because you're talking about musicians, upcoming artists in a music world.

While she's receiving best new artists. Yeah. Even though really a lot of those people, including Sabrina too, have been in the music industry for longer. Yes. So I'm like, it kind of begs the question, like when is the cutoff? So when you're not a new artist, when you are like not. Yeah. Because Sabrina has been. Probably when you make a hit.

I guess. Yeah. I think like a hit album. Yeah, like a hit album. Like the whole album. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because Trapple has her really good album and Sabrina has hers. So I feel like that's also... So a best new artist would be like their very first album. Not... I wouldn't say first, but like the whole album is just like... Yeah.

Yeah, I know what you're saying though. Like you would think. Like they produced their first album ever. So they're like the new artists. Yeah, but no, that's not how it works, I guess. I would love to be one of those 13,000 people that is a part of the Academy though, that picks. Because you know how every award, they're like 13,000 people have voted. I'm like, damn, that's a lot. Like I wonder who the people are. Do you have to be invited to the Grammys?

Or you can just buy a ticket and go. Because I would love to go. I don't know. Well, did you see, did you have favorite outfits of the Grammys? I haven't really looked at the outfits, but I really love Doja's accepting outfit. Chaperone's accepting outfit was really like fun and cute. My favorite outfit was Bianca West. Oh, I hate you. Bianca West? Miss Bianca West, girl. Kanye West's wife. Oh. She.

She literally came naked, girl. She said... Birthday suit, girl. I heard they got kicked out of the Grammys. For that? I think he wasn't invited, no? I think so. But somebody said that he was a part of a project that was nominated for a Grammy. So he was there. So I think the rumors of him getting kicked out was... Like a producer? Yeah. Yeah. I remember how she would fix her dress. Because she was wearing a mask and she would fix her dress. I'm like, girl, what are we fixing? You're exposed.

Yeah, my favorite. Do you have like a favorite red carpet moment slash dress of all time? I didn't watch the red carpet. No, of all time. Of all time? Because by the time this show, by the time this episode goes out, Grammy has already been a month ago. So no guess. But like, I guess like an overall ever. What comes to mind when I think of like red carpet moments would have to be like,

JLo inventing Google image search with that green dress. With the Versace one. With the Versace one. Or like... The denim on denim. Yes. With Britney's for his end. Rihanna met. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Rihanna met. With the yellow one. And then also Rihanna... I think it was a...

She was like, are my boobs distracting you or something? Are my... Oh. They're Swarovski crystals, girl. The one where she was like giving the nude illusion with Swarovski crystals. One of my favorite Zendaya looks. Oh my gosh. We have like the Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake denim and denim. I think... Like Canadian tuxedo moments. Do you have one that stands out? I honestly...

I think no one can beat Lady Gaga's red carpets look. The meat dress. Yes. Any of her looks. Basically from like past Gaga things. Yeah. I think her looks are the best. I do really like sometimes what... What's her name? Tell me.

I don't know. I forgot. Well, chapel. Chapel was really good. Chapel was really exciting. I always like, I always like, because you know she's gonna be chapel for her looks. Her looks reminds me of like those, what is that called? Like those wizard, like. The wizard. You know those places, the enchanted places that people go to and then they dress like fairies and like. Oh, yes. Like the medieval times. Yes. There's a name for it. Yeah, there's a name. Like the people that LARPs. Mm-hmm.

No, but there's a city that you can go to in the world where not a city, like a place in the forest and you go to this place and it's like a

Yes, I know it. With the fairy. Yes. There was a guy that sells pickles too. Yes, yes. And he's like really funny. Renaissance? The Renaissance. The Renaissance. She's very giving that. Oh, speaking of Renaissance, Beyonce won Best Album of the Year and Country Album of the Year. Yeah. What did you think about that? I think it's well-deserved. I think she did her part. She made great music.

A lot of people was hating about it. But I'm like, girl, when she came out with the Cowboy Carter, everyone was listening to it. Yeah. I would just say... I do think Billie deserves it though. Yeah. My thing is, I know Beyonce deserves...

Because she's always been nominated for best album of the year. And this is her first one that she finally won. Oh really? Yeah. It was like... This one? Yeah. That's why Taylor Swift and Billie were like, finally or like about time. Yeah. And they were very excited for it. Because people thought that Billie was crying because...

was a sore loser but I don't think so because the renaissance should have won best album so that's what I was getting at I'm like I love cowboy carter but I don't think that is Beyonce's best album no it's really good but yeah like you're saying I think the renaissance would have she should have won the renaissance album literally even the rollout for that is crazy but will I be there for the cowboy carter tour well yes yes I will be there with him well yes I'll be getting videos on face time

Yeah, sacred. You know who to call, bro. You guys, there's this one time, Bretman was like, you want to come with me to Beyonce? Couple days later, oh wait, you can't come. I have to be with somebody else in my team. And I was like, it's totally fine, whatever, whatever. I already had my fucking outfit. I know. Concert day comes. I get a call from him. And all he had to say was,

Look where I am. For lipstick. And it's just him bopping to like the Renaissance. And I'm like. And do you know who I called after? Who? Me. I was just like, okay, whatever. Well, there was a specific song. I think I called you because of that specific song that we always play maybe. I forgot what it was. But there was a reason why I called you. Not just to rub it on your face. Yeah. That I was the Beyonce. It was amazing. But also to rub it to your face. Yeah. That you were there.

Welcome to For the Real Bodybuilders, a podcast where we get super real about all the overlooked moments when it comes to women's health. And I'm going to ask some of the questions that we're a little too afraid to ask.

I'm your host, Kat Schneider. I'm a mom of three girls and the founder and CEO of Ritual. Ritual is a women's health company that's working to set a totally new standard in the supplement industry with traceable science and traceable sourcing. In this series, I'll be sitting down with leading experts and friends, and we'll be diving into topics that affect us

all from periods to fertility to postpartum and even perimenopause. So let's be a little provocative, a little TMI and have exactly the kind of conversation we all need right now. Let's get into it.

And we're back. Do you smell what the cat is cooking, girl? I think I do. What is the cat cooking? We're about to find out. Okay, so today I made a tres leches cake and dairy-free for Bretman. Wait, which one is dairy-free? They're both. It's coconut flavor and I put some strawberries on top. So yeah, it's all just like dairy-free. What is the thing on the bottom?

I'm about to devour this. There's a lot downstairs. You can have more. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Is it yummy? Yes. Period. That was a big bite. This morning, I woke up at 7. And before I started, the kitchen was a mess from the party. Before I even started, I made the cake really quick. And then I did dishes for like two hours and then finished it. Oh, that's cake on the bottom? Yeah. Wow, Kat, you ate with this. Thank you.

We'll be right back. Again. You can keep eating, Kiefer. I don't know if you guys have been seeing Miss K and Kat, but people have been asking to have like a recipe card in the beginning or while you guys are talking about your things. So... We should make a merch. A merch? A book. With all the recipes in the back. We should make a cookbook, Kiefer. You and I. Yeah.

That'd be such a great idea. That'd be the next merch. The cat cookbook and the Miss K drankity drank drank drinks. I was thinking about this the other day. Oh, you like my matcha, girl. It's giving you like time. I do. I do. Look, I'm almost done. But I was thinking the other day, you know, like, have you ever seen like, or have you guys ever made the cookbooks in the elementary and it looks like the, it's just pictures and like little thingies. That's what I want my, to look, my drink.

book to look like. What is... Can you repeat that one more time? In elementary, they used to make us get like recipes, like one recipes out of all the students and we would make a book. Is this...

Hawaii or Philippine? Hawaii. Okay, keep talking. And then everyone would share their recipes and then they would make a little tiny book for everyone. And we would have little recipe books. That's so cute. Yes, I remember this. This is like third, fourth grade activities. Yes. And then I just thought it was so cute because like everyone had like little tiny pictures and like little drawings of like the food and the ingredients and how to make it. That's so fun. I think that was so cute.

But that's what I want mice to look like, if anything. Period. Sorry, I was looking for a genre. I mean, I was looking for a journal entry to read. And I kind of want to read where my state of mind was exactly a year ago. So this is my March 1st entry. I don't think I read this one yet. But yeah.

I totally feel like...

I'm definitely living in a new agenda of my life. Way different than the one in October. I don't know what I was going through last October 2023, but I feel like my little butterfly friend. I just got out of my cocoon and I'm so ready to spread my wings and soar into new heights. I

I think this month will show me a lot when it comes to my true destiny. I finally feel like I broke loose again. Thank you, Inang. Why the hell am I writing about my grandma? Was that when Inang passed? Yeah. And then I put, the goal this month is to enjoy my hard works from organizing. I don't know what I was writing about, but... I think that was the time Inang passed, October 2023. Yeah, I think so. Yeah? Yeah, oh my god.

Period. But yeah, I just wanted to read out where I was, where my state of mind was like a year ago. But I'm like, I'm glad that... It's like kind of the same still. Yeah, it's kind of the same still. I don't know, something...

I don't know. I feel like something the world shifted definitely when I saw that butterfly hatching. I don't know if you guys saw a video of me like narrating like a butterfly like coming out of a cocoon. Yeah. A year ago. The triplets, I think. Yes, the triple one. And I wrote like an entire like

saga of it and I'm like some this is telling me something because I know it's rare to like see a butterfly come out of their cocoon and I'm like this is telling and I literally wrote like four entries about it oh my god about that damn butterfly but literally my life changed after that butterfly what if that was like you becoming like 2023 was like your cocooning era and then you turn into a butterfly on the

the 2024 yeah because that was when March April I was I started to like date again I felt like my heart chakra was open not date again I feel like I really went to one date before you swear dating you only went to like I wait I only went to one date with that one guy that picked you up here

That wasn't a date, girl. That was like a fucking... A drive? Yeah. I was like, I don't count that. I don't count that. No. Yeah. My life shifted like last year. I love that. I feel like my life shifts every time. Like I feel like I'm in the new... Like even now, I feel like I'm... My schedule has just been kind of like the same. But if I was to look at where my schedule was a year ago, I'm like, girl, I used to wake up and make a whole fucking story before 12 o'clock. And then now I'm like...

Now I just kind of like take my time with like what I'm posting. I don't feel the need to like post all of these stories before 12. Like I just kind of just post whatever is interesting. Yeah. And also just like, honestly, can I just be very candid with Instagram? Like, bitch, I don't know why the fuck Instagram. It's so hard to grow in Instagram. It is. I feel like every time I post something,

a reel or anything interesting, the likes and the engagements is like there, but I will lose followers just from posting. So I'm like, girl, I give up posting on Instagram, honestly. So I don't really give a fuck about like,

posting at certain times anymore like how I was so well I did I think someone told me before like how you know how like there's so many profiles on Instagram and a lot of them is like blank Instagram it could be just that like just refreshing oh just doing a clearance yeah I don't know yeah yeah but oh my god you guys I would when Brett was like reading his journal I was looking at his handwriting and I was like dang I can't

You have one of the most unique handwriting ever. Unique? Yeah. Unique is a crazy way of saying ugly. No, I didn't say ugly. That was you. No, I do have a unique handwriting. I remembered, speaking of a new life, bitch, I remembered in sixth grade, I had a whole rebrand on

of my handwriting. Really? Yes. In that summer, I would practice a new way of like doing my capital letters. Yeah. Like I do my E like a C, like I do a C and then a slash.

And then my A's, I do like the old school letter A with like, that looks like a two. Yeah. When you first did that, I was like, whoa. Not in a while. You're like, is this Times New Roman? Is this Y2K? Hygroglyphics, girl. You're like, I can't read that. Is that how Romans used to write? Is that a symbol? Is that the at sign? Is that the peace symbol? Yeah.

No, but yeah, I don't realize I have like a different handwriting until people like point it out. Yeah. Oh my God. That just reminds me what we need to talk about today. What? The Bretman Rock lookalike contest. Oh my God. It was so good. Okay, let's really talk about her. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Okay.

Where did that came from? Okay, so, oh my God, I can't believe we never talked about it last episode. I'm so sorry, but I guess we saved it for the March episode. But as you guys know, or may not know, Bretman had a lookalike contest. As you guys may know, I had a lookalike contest. Yes.

Wait, before we get into it, how did you find out about it? Like, how did you, they were like, oh, you're having a lookalike contest. Yeah. So genuinely, I did not find out about it until a week prior to the contest. Yeah. But I had gone to Josette's page, which by the way, shout out to Josette. Hi, Ms. Josette. And.

And made the entire thing. She has been planning it since January, I think. She's so sweet. She's such a baddie, girl. Yes. I just had... Can you hear the dogs? Yeah, kind of. I mean, I can hear them. In the background. From your mic? Yeah. From the mic? Yeah. Well, I can't tell. Maybe close the door. Maybe just close the door. Sorry, y'all. My brother is over today. And sometimes when my dogs see him, they just be barking.

But anyways, Josette has been planning this for about two months and I had just found out about it a week prior. Yeah. Because Erica Titus texted me because I think Josette had reached out to her and she was like, hey, can you please promote this just for fun? And then Erica texted me and was like, oh my God, this would be so fun. You should show up. Yeah. Yeah.

And I'm like, what is this? So I click on it and I'm like, oh my God, someone is actually. And then I just cackled at the fact that the grand prize was like 20 bucks. I'm down. But so I reposted it. And then I guess like we had things to do that they would, I had planned things to do with Princess and the Kids. Yeah.

But I was like, I had told Princess about it and tell me why Princess beat me there. Like, she was the first one. And I'm like, girl, out of all the ones that's like, and usually she's late to everything. So I was shocked that Princess, first of all, even showed up because you know Miss Queen is a forgery. Not even just her. All her kids. The plan. The plan, girl. The plan.

They were there before I was even there. I had just left my house and Priscilla was like, where you at? Yeah. I'm like, I'm at the gate. Anyways, and you guys were there. Kat was there. All of my friends were there. So yeah, I found out about it a week prior. A week ago. I found out a month prior to that. Really? Yes. But I just never said anything because I was like...

heck that's kind of weird yeah and like you never told me about that so I thought you didn't plan it so I was just like oh I thought it's probably like just one of those like joking around like whatever whatever because it wasn't until she started like printing out posters and started posting them everywhere and she even went to like a bunch of like small businesses yeah and just and like had them hang it in there yeah oh my god this is actually a real thing that's a great like

Yes. Yeah. But anyways, yeah. And then another friend of mine texted me. She was like, do you know about this? And I was like, no, what is that? He was like, they're having a lookalike contest in the Lamuana. And I was like, okay, brushed it off. But I was at work and one of the customers was like, hey, did you, are you guys doing the lookalike or is it just like a joke? Yeah, a joke. And then I was like, I honestly don't know.

So that's how I found out about it And then it just became like We just went to it Yeah I think I think I ended up wanting to show up Because Well one I'm a Leo bitch I'm not gonna miss my own Fucking like contest bitch Are you kidding me But I Was with My friends Jeanette and Nikki And they were like We should go We should go And I was like

If you guys drive me out. Yeah. So we all ended up going. And it was so much fun. Like it was. Well, first of all, when I got there, I was expecting everyone to be like kind of like on stage. But I guess apparently the security came and was like, yeah, I can do whatever you want. Just don't use the stage. Yeah. That's what they said. And then they had them also take down all the posters that they had posted up. And then me and Justice ended up getting their

I want to say like 10 minutes late. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they had already kind of started. Yeah, they did. They went through everyone. And then you came. And then they was like... And then I came. And then they ended up resetting everything again. And then we had another contestant. Everyone that joined actually like kind of resembled a little bit of me. You. An era of you. Each one. But also I will say...

A lot of like brown Asians with bigger lips all kind of like look like me. And I get that all the time on TikTok. People would be like, you look like him. You look like Bretman. You look like Bretman. And it's just like a brown person. Like Asian with big lips. With long hair. Or like thick brows or long hair. And I'm like, girl, we all look alike. You're kids. Literally. You're spon. My son. But duh.

What was so amazing, especially with the three queer kids that I met, I think Kala, James, and Thor. Yeah. Kala, James, and Thor. She wrote names, by the way. Right? And they were joking about how they resembled my past, present, and future. And I'm like, girl...

Literally. Literally. Literally as fuck. And I read a lot of the comments that the orange skirt, which is Thor, should have worn because he looked the most like me. Which I'm not disagreeing. He was like my personal pick. That was your Everbeach era with your hair. Everbeach. Dye hair and everything. Like coming up era. Like so cutesy. Just really. I agree.

tried not to get like too emotional, but like it truly wasn't until like I was coming home and I was realizing what that event, what that event meant and for them as well. And then they all came up to me and was like, you've been watching, I've been watching you for so long and they're like a little bit younger than me. So I think I want to say I was probably in high school when they were in middle school, probably elementary even. Not sure how old they are, but just them being like, you made all of this possible. You made

Not just the event, but like the fact that they can be queer out and open and just like... And just be themselves. And have someone that look like them. Also kind of like... Not maybe look like them, like because it's look like on us. But like someone that also just grew up in the same environment that they did and they see how possible it is. Yeah. To make it out there and be yourself. And I just was like getting so emotional. But to what I was saying, Princess ended up picking the winner because for the last... So there was...

Three rounds. The first round was the runway. And then the two girls got eliminated. And then the second round was the imitation one where it was like a freestyle where they kind of just like do what Bretton would do. Which is them just like

Saying his intro. Yeah, like, hey guys, it's Bermuda Rock. I'm a songwriter, actor, activist, scientist on the motherfucked side. And then... It was with Princess. Yeah, and then the top two, which was Kala and...

Thor, I was like, oh my God, what would be so funny for the third round is like if they embodied like how I am with my sister. So I had them both. Literally, the instruction was just say princess. They got carried away, girl. Because I was like, okay, you guys. So I had called princess over and I was like, princess, do you want to judge the last round? You're going to pick the winner. Because also I didn't want to be responsible for picking the winner. Yeah.

And then for the last round I had both of them yell Princess! Because that's how I always yell at her And then they both go in And they're like Princess you dumb fucking bitch Yeah

And I'm like, oh my god. Thankfully, everyone was a good sport. And Princess ended up picking Kala, I think, because not only did he embody, like, my look, but, like, the energy of… And he was honestly, like, such a crowd hyper. Yeah, he was. He was. Very stage presence was there. He was. Yes. But nonetheless, it was so fun. I also did, like, an improv to, like, meet and greet after. Yeah. That was crazy. That was…

No, it wasn't really that crazy. I think it's more organized than like... Yeah, I've seen longer ones, but... No, just by like how many people like kind of just went. Because they didn't know that was happening there. And then they just saw you and then they just started forming a line, which was like, oh, that's cute. Yeah, I met the big crowd. But then I didn't know that there was a line. But also we had reservations and we need to go eat somewhere. Princess was getting a little impatient. And also I'm not like...

Trust me, I love my followers and I love taking pictures of people. But I am not about to get banned from Alamoana, bitch. I am not. And we had already like test the waters with the security. Yeah, because they already like tried to like, hey, can we hurry this up?

Yeah. And then we were like, this is going to take a second. Just five more minutes. And they were like, so chill with it. Yeah. But I didn't want to push their buttons and be like, bitch, why are you having a whole meeting right here? So I met as much people as possible. And then thankfully, like nobody was like a bad sport about it. They understood that it was not a planned event.

They understood that I was not trying to get banned. And everyone was so chill. Like, honestly, like any Hawaii meet and greet ever. It's always chill. It's always chill. Like your Morphe one was chill. My Morphe one was chill. And my book one was chill. And I think what's really cool. I think Jorli always says this. Is that like, oh, your fans are just so chill. Like they remind, they all remind me of you. Yeah. And I love that. And I love the fans.

fact that i can actually see that as well like some people would just come and be like bitch and i'm like girl damn y'all really my people yeah like just talking to you normal yeah and i mean there are like casual like nervousness even i get nervous around people but it was so fun yeah what i love about that whole day was being it in a lomwana there's a lot of people there that's like

Mix from like everywhere Like all around the world And then the fact that they were just like sitting there Just watching the whole entire thing And like laughing with us It was so not planned There was a lot of like Walking around and like stuff But they stayed and they were like cackling Yes, yes, they were like having the time of their life Like it was like to the point where like Cause there's a hole in the Lamuana In like the middle of the Lamuana There's like a

Three what stages? Yeah, and then there's on the bottom floor There's a stage and that's where we were and then there was a sitting area on one level at the top Yeah, and I just could see like the whole entire thing was like getting crowded and I was like wow This is kind of amazing. Were you getting not nervous? But like were you were you thinking people were not gonna show up at first? No Okay, I was just thought like oh my god. This is about to get kind of crazy unhinged because there was like

There was like, it wasn't as organized that I thought it would be. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't think anyone thought. It was just like out in the open and it was just like that. And I was like, okay. But it actually was like very organized. Everyone, because we didn't have mics or anything. So I'm like, how is everyone just like so cooperative? Yeah. Nobody was like, even when I was finally watching it, like people let me watch it and wasn't like, hey, can I get a picture? And I'm like.

I'm trying to watch this. You know what I mean? Like people like let me be a part of it and let me watch it. And then everyone was just so patient also. And I don't know. It just shows like how Hawaii is just that girl. And like, it's also so amazing to see Josette like plan, create, plan with her own money, by the way, you guys, because so many people had problems with the $20 prize money. I'm like,

How many lookalike contests have you seen and what was the prize? Because Timothee Chalamet had a lookalike contest and the prize was, I think, I don't even know what the prize was. I don't even want to guess, but I don't think it was more than 50 bucks.

I know there was like a Bach lookalike contest. Like, me and Bach. No, but she... It wasn't just the 20 bucks. It was a 20 bucks plus a little gift. Gift bag. And then also, because I didn't have cash, I just like asked like the nearest person who had cash, which was Jorley, your sister. And I was like, Jorley, what cash do you have? So I just gave whatever Jorley gave me. And...

I gave that as like a cash tip to the winner, which is more than 20 bucks. And he was so happy. Yeah. And honestly, like, I don't think any of those people who came was coming for the 20 bucks. I think they came for the vibes. They came to entertain. Yeah. And that's what it is at the end of the day. I don't think Josette even made that event for attention or like for...

To get anything out of it besides fun. Yeah. Like, nobody was there. You know, and I get it. I get it. I get it. Like, oh my god, you're a billionaire. People be commenting, wow, this shit. Like, you're a billionaire and you can only afford $20. I'm like, first of all, I'm not a billionaire, but thank you. And second of all, I'm like, did you expect like a 10,000 prize for a lookalike? Yeah. I'm like, girl, there's some billionaires out there that it won't even give a penny. That part. Yeah.

It was just fun. It was just fun vibes. Everybody was like, Brett said it was so nice. It was just a fun event, I feel like. And that's what it should be. I didn't tell you this, but me and Nikki went to the store after that when we left. You know, I was like, Brettman, we have a...

Reservation. And then we went up the store to go get Nikki's friends a gift. And then one of the workers was like, were you guys just downstairs? And I was like, yeah, we were like, yeah, we were just watching the whole Bretman thing. And he was like, oh, I wish I was there. I could hear everyone from here. And I just wanted to be there. That's crazy because two of my sales associates, one of them was at Tiffany's. Yeah.

Who I met when I was getting you guys' like presents. Well, no, your present, Tiffany. But she texted me. She's like, I can hear all the commotion. Come visit us. And Tiffany is far from the event. And I was like, damn, girl. They were loud.

- It was loud. - They were. - It was so fun. It was like when Brett family came, everybody was quiet. And then all of a sudden they saw him and they started screaming. - 'Cause nobody recognized me first 'cause I had a hat and I was like a poor boy. - And he just walked in and then everyone looked at you at the same time. I just felt like everyone looked at the same time. And then that's when they started cheering. - They felt it. - You started waving and they were like, "Oh my god! Brett Ben." - Yeah. - "It's him!" - "It's the real!"

I do want one day to have another Bretman Rock lookalike contest, but a more like blown out one. Yes, in like a little building. In a little building, professional. And I will have Gisette Planet. Imagine if you brought like three looks, the most iconic look that you wore, and then you have each of them like do a photo shoot in each of the outfits. Ooh.

That would be so cute. Like a little Bretman's Drag Race. Yeah, yeah. The first one would be like a photo shoot. Yeah. And then a Q&A. Yes. And then a runway. And then judging. That's amazing. That's so good. That would be so awesome. And then I do like in America's Next Top Model, I do a photo shoot with the winner. Yeah. Oh my God, yeah. Oh my God.

That'd be so fun. That'd be so cute. That would be fun. Because not gonna lie, I was stalking Kala's page on Instagram. And he gives. He gives model. They all do. Even James, I was watching a couple of his TikTok videos. I was like, oh my god. Yeah, they're very creative. I also just found out that Thor and I think also Kala is involved in the ballroom scene in Hawaii. I know it's really small, but they're part of it.

Oh, wow. We need to go to... I need to take you one day. I know. I know. I don't know why I didn't come with you. When is the next ballroom? I think it's around February. Is that when they're voguing? Yes, it's a voguing. Because Miss... What's her name? Let me look. What would you want? Well, from a vulgar that... From an experienced vulgar told me that I would do good in face and sex siren. Okay.

Okay. You would give sex to Siren. Yeah. What would you walk? Girl. Face. I think you could go for body. I would go for body but I would... No. Yeah. I wouldn't want to go for body honestly because then I would... I don't know. I feel like I would compete with like actual bodybuilders and stuff like that. I mean...

Body is not really for like... Oh, true. Just confidence in your body. Like confidence of how... Oh, that's true. And I'm like, you're used to oiling up your body. I would go all oiled up, bitch. Literally all oiled up. I would also go for... Runway? Yeah, like... Catwalk? Yeah, virgin runway. Yeah. I think he would... There's actually a ballroom girl that looks like you. And I think you know her. She's like a drag queen. And I just thought whenever she does drag, she looks like you. Ooh. I mean...

I'm not sure. I forgot her name, but she's Filipino also. I'll text you a picture of her when I find out. But she's so cunty. She's like, she just gives you...

Period. Yeah, and she won Face and Runway. You need to send me to her. I will. I will. And the ones that you wanted to walk, she won those. Oh, period. I can't wait to go to our next drag brunch. But I know we're not going to be in town for that. Aww. I know. This week...

Our family's going to a little around the island excursion. I haven't been around the island so long. Girl, I remembered. Do you remember our last family around the island? That was a long time ago. Yes, I think it was when your mom came to America. Yes, that was like when we took that picture in...

The individual one? Yes. The post? Yes. Well, remember when we went to Giovanni's, which is the shrimp truck of all the shrimp trucks in Hawaii. Tell me why my family went to Giovanni's shrimp truck with our own rice cooker and food. Just imagine going to a restaurant and you're like,

Hold the food. We brought our own. No, we bought two plates to share with everybody. And then I know the plates comes with like what? Six shrimp? And we have to divide that. By how many? By like maybe 15, 20 of us. Oh my god.

No, we didn't get two plates. I think it was like eight plates. No, no. We could not afford that, girl. There's no way. That's too much. I think we got like five, six plates. Yeah, yeah. At least. Yeah, five. And we ended up having like three shrimp each. Yes. But I just remembered like everyone looking at us because they're like, who are these people with their own rice cooker at the restaurant? Sometimes we just go just to sit under a table and eat.

Yeah. Yeah. Literally. As soon as we eat, everyone starts taking like a thing from the car, like a paper plate. You know those trays, like those catering trays? Yeah, we will be bringing those. I hope we come and visit. I mean, not come and visit you because you're going to be with us, but I hope we go to your work. I think that's our first stop. Our first stop.

Do you have any interesting work stories lately? Not that I can think of, but I did experience like my fishness recently because there was this man. So at work, I felt my fishness come in reality. Wait, what is that? Wait, we have a guest. Wait, we have a guest. Oh my gosh.

That is the most disgusting. Oh my god. Look, can we see? That's beautiful. Oh, Angie. Papa, this is so cutesy. It's so cute. Get you a justice, people. And that is all for today's episode. Thank you guys so much. Kat and Kiefer, you know the door.

You know where the door is. I don't know if I'm going to be able to finish this episode. Thanks, Papa. This is so cutesy. Thank you. You want to give him the mic? Not us in March and still Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. Period. Oh my God, we were just talking shit about you last episode.

Beware. Would you like to explain to the audience why you believe that... Do you want to sit? Look in the camera. Yeah, look in the camera. Just come in here and sit with us. Let's just interview Justice real quick. Oh my God, this is so unexpected. Y'all see his new fresh haircut, his fresh lineup. Fresh. I love when I get my furniture cleaned. Fresh fit. It's okay.

Valentine's Day He's been out in the water How is it Valentine's and we're in March already? I know Well this episode Well this episode is being filmed on Valentine's Day But Look at all my sunny angels you guys

Wait, okay, wait. So since you're here to, you know, save yourself, I wanted to know what your theory was with this whole Valentine's asking on Valentine's Day thing. Oh, just me growing up, like being in school and stuff. I just always remember people asking other people to be their Valentine's Day or be their Valentine on Valentine's Day.

- Mmm. The question is, are we in school though? - I guess maybe I've never had an actual Valentine's Day. Or like Valentine's, so… - You've never had a Valentine's? - It's like not a big holiday for me, so…

It is now. For me. It is big for me. Oh my god. Wait, hold on. This is... But it's like, how long was this? How long has it been? Wait, no, it's okay. What were we talking about? We were talking about my fishnesses in real life. Oh, Papa, do you know what the term fish is? When someone's like, oh, you're looking fishy. Kat doesn't know as well. It's smelly.

I could see that. I could see that. - Okay, smelly is crazy but that also makes sense. Like you are fishy. - No. - Oh, you're like sketchy? - No. - No. - Or like shady? - Oh my god, you're so... - Are you gay? - No. Fishy in gay terms... - Please explain what fish means. - Okay, fish in gay terms is cunty. - Tilapia. - Yeah, tilapia. 'Cause you know how you can't tell what gender a fish is?

So basically if you see a trans woman and you can't tell they're giving fish because you don't know you couldn't tell. Yeah. Yeah. Papa you really didn't know what fish she meant? Never heard that before. Are you? Do you know what mask is? Huh? Mask? Mask. Like a masculine man? Yeah. Okay cute. Do you know what an otter is? Yeah. Yeah. What is it? I would say you're like an otter. It's like a hairy gay guy.

Are you an otter? He can be ottery. Do not. He's otter adjacent. I hate hair, so I trim my hair a lot, but Brett does not like me to trim my hair. He wants me to grow out my hair, actually. He wants me to be a bear, and I don't want to be a bear. You should. Why not? But also, we have all these years for me to get what I want. So, girl.

You can keep shaving girl. Cause I know by the time we're like in our 30s you're gonna be so over shaving that I'm gonna be like. Exactly. That's the reason I like being shaved cause I feel like it makes me feel younger. And while I'm young I wanna stay young. And then when I get older I can like grow up and I can just like stop caring I guess. But yeah. If there's anything about me I would not stop caring about how I look. Do you know why Brett doesn't like your hair? I mean likes your hair?

Why? Like, do you know why he doesn't like you shaving? Oh, he talked... He said that like when I shave, it gets like prickly. And he doesn't like it. Yes, girl. Because I'm also like such... Well, he's not very cuddly, but I'm very cuddly. I'm always asking him to cuddle me.

And I like a tight cuddle girl. And he is so prickly sometimes that I'm literally arching my back while I'm being cuddled. So imagine being cuddled like this.

He also says how he wouldn't mind if I had a dad bod because my body's like rock hard, I guess. Yes. I love a good dad bod. Like, I remembered our first leap over, I think, and I tried laying on your, like, because he had his arm out and his chest. And I'm like, damn, is this a brick? I literally woke up with a stiff neck. And I'm like, and I know girls, girlies who are dating a masculine guy could probably relate, but

Hard rock, man. No offense. Uncomfortable. Uncomfortable. But you're cuddly now. Especially if I put a pillow there. Wait, what are we doing for our Valentine's Day today? Even though I already explained what I'm doing in the last episode. What are we doing today? What did you have planned? I wanted to do a little hike for sunset and have a little romantic picnic.

Yeah, and I got like a sushi platter for us. Kat, do you want to go on a romantic picnic with me? Let's go. Right next to them, actually. You're like, so where is this? Yeah, where? We planned it over there last week, actually. No, literally. You've been out in the water all day. I feel like the past couple of days, you've just been in the water. Oh, yeah. What are you doing in the water? Nothing.

I don't know what I'm talking about. Are you in the submarine? No, I used to be on a submarine. Oh, wow. You know, I was watching a documentary last night. Yeah, I watched a lot of documentaries of like military men spending 90 days inside a submarine without coming up. And then they were talking about how like they store... Without coming? Yes. And then they were talking about how like they would store their food because like they have to store their food in a specific way because they can't come up

For like the next 90 days. And they would like put it. They were talking about like how. They would sometimes they would put it right next to their beds. Or like. And like just like everywhere. Like a storage everywhere. Yeah.

Why? Because I don't have a storage for food. Also, that'd be crazy to like ration out your food for 90 days. With a bunch of like people. Yeah. Is that true? Yes. I lived on a submarine for five years. No, it's the truth what Miss K said. About the food. Yeah, there's food storage. And then like… Where's the weirdest place you've ever stored food? Between like engines…

engines on the submarine really like yeah huh no just like a storage place yeah because they don't have anywhere to put it I think we mass invested him because we're both wearing military print I know you're saying like buy machine like machinery equipment I guess I have a question about that like what do you feel like after like coming out for like not seeing the sun for like

Two months? Yeah. What was your first thing when you saw the real world again? That was probably the most like dopamine I've ever experienced in my life.

Really? Yeah, I was like, oh damn. Recharge? Yeah, I'm alive again. I've been dead for the past like two months, but I came back to life. She said she wasn't 16 feet under. She was 160 feet under. The longest amount of time I spent underwater was probably like two and a half months. That's probably why you look so young because time stops in underwater.

It is? Yeah, it goes slower. I don't know about that. Just by two months. No, because you don't see the sun, so you don't age. I could see that. I feel like that's a theory, girl. But I was also surrounded by radiation. Are you contagious? No, I'm good.

Bye papa. Bye. Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming. All right, you guys. So we're going to do product of the day. If you guys hear something loud in the back, like blowers, it's because like I said, my brother is over and he is just blowing some leaves. Yeah. But we're going to do product of the day and hopefully you guys can hear us. But would you like to start today? Yeah, I would like to start. You guys, this is not me manifesting, but kind of. But I...

My product of the day Is this blushes From Get Ready With Me I have been using this For the past What? Three weeks? Do you want to tell them What Get Ready With Me is? Get Ready With Me Is a Philippine brand From the Philippines And

I was reading in their website that their products is really good for humidity because Philippines is a very humid place. - Yes. - So that's what I love about it. And then this one specifically, this color. And the color... Pablo's Latte. And then... Soufflé. I mix this too on my cheeks right here and I top it off with this...

Paris Glow Tint, which is the best natural looking blush. You look so cute. I love it. Thank you. I have my L'Oreal Ever Pure Glossing 5-Minute Lamination Mask. I love this. For your brows? No, this is for your hair. It's like a gloss for your hair. It's like a 5-minute treatment. I love this so much. So I don't know if you guys watch my stories, but...

A couple days ago, when I got my passport ID taken, like I'm sure you guys saw how shiny my hair was. And it's this gloss that I use. And I love that it's L'Oreal. They...

Did send me like the shampoo and conditioner. Which are great. But this is the real reason why I love it so much. Like just makes your hair super shiny. And the shine like lasts so long. It gets even shinier like the next day I would say. Like the more oil your hair provides. Yeah. I wish I didn't wash my hair yesterday. I washed my hair yesterday and I didn't use this. So I can't really show you like shine.

shininess right now but trust me and if you guys see the video where I was getting my passport taken that's what I had my hair was really shiny and I think it's not that bad like I'm not it's L'Oreal it's like a drugstore product so I think price wise it's not that bad Miss K where can they find you girl? You guys can find me at The Baddest Radio also at M-I-S-K-A-K-Y

And I'm Bretman Rock everywhere. Obviously, make sure you guys subscribe to The Baddest Radio and I will see you guys next week's episode. Bye, everyone. Bye, bitch. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah. Don't forget to follow, rate, and like. You can follow me at Bretman Rock on everything and follow the podcast at The Baddest Radio on all social media. Bye, bitch.

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