The following podcast is a Dear Media production. And we're back. The girls are back home. I'm like, I'm shocked. I'm like, I'm like, are we even back? I feel, have you been in your body yet? No. I feel like because we came from the Philippines and then a week later we went to Coachella. I feel like we just had one long layover. No, literally. That's how I felt. Because I just got used to the time zone from the Philippines. Yeah. And then...
Back to LA. But I was there a week early because I was shooting for something. And even me, I was like, girl, I just got my sleeping schedule back. And now I have to readjust to LA. Like, girl. And then now you're readjusting. Back home. For a bit. For a big layover. For a bigger layover for two weeks because I'm headed back to the Philippines. But cue the motherfucking intro. Rampant to earth.
Earth to Bretman. Girl, you already know who it is. And we're back. Hi, everyone. We're back, back actually this time. Should we just get right into our segment today? Oh my God, yeah. Should I go first? Yeah. Okay.
So this is... You guys know how I'm a mixer so I kind of got confused downstairs so I just started putting everything on but looks a little nervous. Yeah because you were like listing all the ingredients and I'm like, "Did you make a plantation iced tea?" No literally because I got confused because Kat sent me a video last night to make and I was like, "Okay sure why not?"
And then I was just watching the video and the whole time I was watching, I was just like adding stuff. So that's a, what is it? A cold brew ginger lime tea. A cold brew ginger lime tea. With raspberry tea. And pineapple mango juice. Okay, let's taste her. That's pretty good. That's kind of refreshing.
It's good. It is good. It really tastes like plantation iced tea, honestly. Yes. Some weirdly, yeah, enough. Do you get like mango? I feel like the lime hits you, like the citrusy from the ginger lime. Mmm.
And then the mango is like the undertone. But it's really good. And then it tastes... And then it has like the tea aftertaste off score. It's giving like an antioxidant juice tea moment. Very antioxidant. Yes. Wait, Miss K, what is the tea of the week? I mean, the tea of the week is you guys. Have you guys ever heard of Coachella? Like...
Literally. That's the tea of the week. We will be getting into that because... In a second. Right after Miss Kat's little... Cooking. Because I know you smell that. Okay, so... What I made was an olive oil cake. An olive oil cake? Yeah. And then I topped it with a lemon icing. It's just like... It's just lemon. This looks so pretty. This might be a little TMI, but this is the one that was on the microwave. Yes. Did you try it? No.
It's very lemony. Wow, we went with the lemon. I love the lemony-ness. Really? Because remember Princess was like, you should try making the lemon loaf from Starbucks. My gosh. It's not the same texture. It's so good. It's not pound cake, but it's… It is giving very pound-ish. Okay, that's good. I like the lemon. Mmm.
You know what was really good? I even had some. Is the tres leches you made for Ezekiel's birthday. Oh, really? I'm making it for Sunday, but I'm going to do lactose-free. Period. Are you coming over this Sunday, Kiefer? Yes, I am. Period. What are you bringing into potluck? Oh, it is? Yeah. Oh, it is? No. I'm like, I made the menu already. I'm in the rest team, actually. No, I was going to say, you should make the drinks. Okay.
- Oh, girl. You guys are reaching for that. - Well if my cousins are coming, I already know I'm gonna have like a little matcha bar set up because they're gonna want me to make so much matcha. - No, honestly. You need to be the bartender for matcha. - Yeah. I'll be the matcha tender because all of my nieces love matcha. Cleo not so much but… - Everyone else does. - I'm around them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I can't wait to make the matcha. If you guys don't know what we're talking about, we're having a family… - Easter Sunday. - Easter Sunday this weekend.
I forget that we're not supposed to like eat meat from Friday, Saturday. For a holy week? Yeah. Yeah, no, I know. One of your friends, Nikki, actually. One of your friends, Nikki. Our friend, bitch. She was telling me about something where like she had to give up something and I was like, what are you talking about? Oh, for Lent. For Lent.
I've never heard of Lent before. That's because we're... Well, the ones when we used to go to church were Catholics. I think that's a Christian thing. I think so. I think it's Catholic too, I thought. Maybe it's Orthodox maybe? I know. I know we have to sacrifice something but not for a whole two weeks. It's like a month. Really? Yeah.
I'm like, girl, I thought we were only going to sacrifice that thing for, like, when he, you know, passed away and then he rose. Some people, like, don't even eat. Like, if they take it really seriously, they don't eat. That's crazy. Period. But...
Anyways. I'm so excited because I feel like when we were kids, do you remember our makeshift little Easter egg hunt that Jorley them made for us once upon a time? The foil. When we were kids, we didn't have a lot of money, obviously. And our cousins wanted to throw us a Easter egg hunt. But we didn't buy those plastic eggs. And so because we didn't have those plastic eggs, our cousins just wrapped a bunch of candies on foil.
And hid it everywhere around. We only had like three actual plastic eggs. And that's where they put the cash. I remember. That's like the golden egg.
Yeah. But this year we're doing something very TikTok that we found. I think Princess found it. But the kids basically hunt for like empty Easter eggs and then they trade it in for points. And then at the end of the night, depending on how much Easter eggs they get, how much they can trade in for a specific prize that they may or may not want.
Also, we're going to go a little less on the candy this year because no one eats the candy. No one eats the candies anyways. Like, I feel like that was such a thing when we were kids. We would fight over the candies. We would count our Halloween candies. Just to have it. Just for like, just to have. But we would never eat it. But nowadays, like a lot of the kids just like love like the toys and the little trinkets that they get. So,
Yeah. Can you do a labubu? I was going to say that I think the grand prize should be labubus. I will be looking for that. Yes, you should do that. I think the grand prize should be labubus. And I think we're going to do… Kat, what are we cooking? Mexican food. No. We're doing seafood boils. Oh, we are? I wanted to do seafood boils. But also we can do Mexican food. Oh, I guess. But I want to do seafood boils, honestly. That sounds good.
We could use Superboyo. Period. All right. Let's talk about Coachella. I wanted to read my entry entries because I actually forgot to bring... Well, I didn't forget. I chose not to bring my journal to Coachella this year because it is so bulky. And the PG that we've had flown... Private chat. Mm-hmm.
With guests Was very like Limited like 30 pounds 30 pounds Literally I was questioning That whole thing One carry on And I'm like I'm just really not gonna carry That big ass thing Just to write for one day Cause I already know My mind is always Everything everywhere All at once During Coachella And the last thing I'm gonna do Is Really Writing Anyways I'm gonna read Two entries actually Because I had an entry At Coachella And three days After Coachella They're both really short So I'll just read both
- Hello, girl. Three days of working out straight to look hot for Coachella is so funny to me. It's going to be fun because all of my friends like Quyen, Loray, and Ricky, and Denzel, I love these girls so much. As I was saying, though I'm very sore from working out so much,
I'm feeling so cutesy and great. And then my Coachella entry, which is literally two sentences, because like I said, the last thing I want to do is write when I'm crunk, hungover and just recovering. I put, Coachella, this year I went with guest jeans and they really made me feel like a princess. Like, bitch, we took a private jet to Palm Springs. Period. That was it. That's all I could write. Oh, okay. I'll read the ones when I'm home too.
Girl, I'm home now and a bitch is so sick. I'm literally so over it. I got sick on wellness day and a bitch is on her last day of sickness today. Please take away my sickness. Please take away my sickness. Please take away my sickness.
Was that the time when we came back from Coachella and we were both dying? And you got me sick too. Yes. Because we went to like... We were fine when we got back. And then we went to a wedding. And then the next day... I could have sworn I caught COVID. Girl, I think that was COVID. But I tested negative though. I took it like every day for three days straight. And we were all negative. Yeah. So I think it was like just a bug. A Coachella bug. For sure. Because I literally got like so... I mean...
Not too hot. Like not too like... What is it called? Because I had a friend that went there too. And he's from like Hawaii also. Yeah. And I was asking him. Last year or this year? Yes, last year. And then I was like asking him. I was like, did you get sick too? And he was like, yeah girl. I was like coughing blood. And I was like...
And I was like, are you okay? Is there anything? She's like, no. The doctor said from coughing too much, it just got pretty banged up. Oh, you took the road? Yeah. I would also say last year, I remember snorting out on a tissue and it was just dirt. It was a little bit windier last year. It was a lot windier and it is so much hotter this year, which leads us to this year's Coachella. Coachella. Miss K, how would you describe this year's Coachella?
Coachella was, you know, the polygraph, the one where it's like it starts up high and then goes down. Yeah. Yeah.
For sure. It really started off high. I feel like I'm so happy you got to see Gaga. Gaga, I think... Let's do it one by one. Yes. Let's do Day Zero. Day Zero at Coachella. Oh, Day Zero was so easy. Yeah, Day Zero, you landed at 6 a.m. You and Justice landed at 6 a.m. Like I said, you guys, I was already in LA prior to them landing. And then we were in my apartment for like an hour. And then we drove up to the...
Airport. Airport, like an hour later. But prior to this, you guys, I had to like... What is that thing where you like have to make it smaller? Compress. Compress my luggage because I was not thinking. I brought three luggages. And we were supposed to only bring like a carry-on on the luggage. And I was like, that'll be fine. You know, I did it before. You were thinking because you thought that you would bring home a lot of stuff. Yeah, I was thinking ahead and then...
And then me finding out that we weren't going to fly back to Coachella. We were just going to go straight to the airport. I was like, oh, snap. So I had to bring everything in one luggage. And my luggage was already heavy.
Got to the airport and we waited for like how long? For what? For the private jet. We really only waited for like an hour. Yeah, last year I was really excited. We got there really early and we were waiting for everyone. Yeah, and this year we were late but we weren't the last ones there. So I'm like, best believe next year, girl, I will be the latest bitch there. You bitches will be waiting for me because for two years straight, I'm waiting for you.
No, literally, we just got there. And I think we were the first couple people that got there. We were, for sure. And then, but we were in a different airport this year. And, I mean, no complaints there. Like, we had such great coffee. They got us caviar. Girl, I've never had caviar on a, what is that? A bagel before? Yeah.
And girl, it was so good. It was really good. I wish I had the bagel with the cheese. Yes. Yeah, no. A bitch is lactose. It was like perfect. The caviar. I was even asking like my neighbors for like their caviar. Because I was like, can I eat that? And I was eating it with like Doritos for midnight snacks. And then we land to...
Palm Springs, we drive to go get our tickets. Like a 30-minute drive. Yeah, not tickets. Our wristbands. And honestly, this year, just from getting the wristbands, I'm like, it's going to be so much hotter this year. Just from the touchdown to Palm Springs to the wristband, I was like...
This is a lot hotter than last year already. And I'm like, oh my God, I hope this... And then Brian and you were like, oh, it's probably going to be even hotter this year. And I was like, okay. They were like, it's going to be 100 degrees tomorrow. And I was like, dang. All I brought is jackets. Leather jackets. And I'm like, I'm about to die. And then we get to our guest houses after we get our wristbands. And...
No complaints ever, girl. They just never miss. House 15 this year. House 15 this year. And we were right next to the guest compound house. Yes. Which we call the wellness house because we go there to get like
IV drips, massages, gifts, get our hair done if we don't have hair that day. It's just like kind of like everything everywhere for guests. Although I never took advantage of it, but I really should next time. The homeroom. Oh, the wellness stuff? Because you be taking advantage. Nah, not advantage. Because you know how like they have like free hair, like this and that. I know, I'm saying the free gifting. Oh, the gifting. Girl, duh.
I'm like, are you telling me I can get whatever I want from any... Like, you guys, the closet is probably as big as this room right now that we're in. And it's just full of clothes. And then every time an employee comes in, they're like, you can take whatever you want. I'm like, okay.
Don't tell me again because I will take all of it. - We did. - No, yes. And then I got back and then I went back and then they went to the gift shop and then they were like telling me like, "Did you know there's another room like behind this room that you can get?" And I was like, "What?" - And she got even more. - No, I was like being humble. I only got two pieces. - You still got a lot though. - Yes, I did. I got a lot. - But back to the house. - Yes. - I feel like as much as I love the house, it's such a luxury.
I think my favorite thing about the houses would have to be our bartender and our chef. No, honestly. Christina and Madison. Shout out to Christina and Madison. If you guys ever get to see this, I miss you guys so much. And it's so funny because…
My group, we're not really the drunkest people. We're not drunkies. And not the most pickiest people ever. So most of the time, our bartender was just waiting and kind of just talking to us. And then even our chef, which...
We had last year. She knows that we're so easy. She can literally cook up anything in a pot and we will eat it. So it was just such a great vibe all around. Yes. And so I'm just very happy and glad that we had such cool people. Yeah, no. Anyways, we had the welcome dinner. Yes. Which you always say is your favorite part about Coachella.
Or the guest house Not Coachella But It's also one of my favorites too Because it's the only time Really You get to see people You get to see people sober Or not Like trying to recover From Coachella It's probably the last time You'll have a smart conversation With anyone Yes Where we're like All 100% In our bodies still Because of the Coachellaness Of it all And we never see each other Because everyone's just At their house And if anything And we all leave Coachella At different times Different times Yes
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The dinner was really nice. This year, we got so much...
So much more people this year from guests. And it's... What I love about guests is that they truly... I know they handpicked like the... I think they really considered like the vibes. Because I feel like everyone there has their own niche but also got along very well. Like if anything, each group had like a person that would like know other people from each group. Very much that. And so that was dinner. And then the next day it was...
Day 1 Gagachella Gagachella She gagged us at Chella That's what it should be called And we went late that year, huh? This year you mean? Yeah, that day Oh yeah, that was the latest day that we went actually Yeah, we went at 6 Just because 1, it was so hot There was no way we were gonna leave the house at 5 It was our first performance that day
Well, we saw the last bits of... Wait, let me look at our schedule. Hold on. Yeah, we had a schedule. I remember we saw the last bits of somebody and we were joking about how we always do that every year for the first day. Because Sabrina, last year, we only saw the last couple of bits of her set because I was late doing my hair. And this year, who was it? The first one? Oh, and we didn't have... Yeah, it was supposed to be Tyla.
Oh yeah, Tyler. We literally only saw water. Water. Literally, make me sweat. She was so hot. And then we had to run to Lisa. Yes, Lisa to the Sahara. Oh my god, you guys. And boy, we were running because first, we tried to take the golf cart. Well, we thought about taking the golf cart and we were like, girl, it's gonna take a while so just might as well walk. We walk and then... We tried taking the back route which is like, girl, we're not getting anywhere. Mm-mm.
We were walking for like a good 10 minutes Not going anywhere We finally entered Coachella And we were like dang we're still here We could've just fucking walked Exactly The middle But So what'd you think of Lisa? We get to Lisa Yeah Lisa was amazing Honestly I love her songs Love her vibe I like that she was doing like Outro egos Yeah Even Jennie was
I didn't be... Well, I mean, Lisa made it more known that she was... Like, she had Suni, Roxy, Kiki. Yeah, yeah. Like, she had a lot of, like, alter egos. But I guess it's the same with Jennie too. But Lisa made it, like, pronounced. Yeah. Like, she was like, bitch...
I'm a new person. Was that, Jenny was giving Ruby. Yeah. Who else did we see that night? After Lisa, I think we just chilled until we went to go see Missy Elliott. Yeah. Missy was amazing. Every time I was like, okay, because at this point we were really hungry. And every time I would say, okay, next one, we'll go eat.
She'll play a song that I really love. And then the next song... Basically, we almost ended up not even eating that. Yeah. Because Missy was just so good. Like, such a legend. Bops after bops. I know. And honestly, not to sound like a fake fan, but I...
Always forget how many Missy songs I know. Yeah, until you hear it. Yeah, until I hear it. Or I always forget how many hits Missy has. She does. I feel like she ran hip-hop once in her life. Especially early 2000s, girl. And then I wanted to go see Glorilla. But then we kind of looked at the time.
Because Glorilla ended at 11:10. - It was either hunger or Glorilla. And by the way, shout out to Sweet Fin. We had Sweet Fin for every three days. So anytime we talk about we ate, just know we went to Sweet Fin. - For the Red Meat Bowl. - For the Red Meat Cruise Bowl. - Yes. But no, we were like talking about it and we were like, do we risk it all from like going to Glorilla? 'Cause she's all the way in Sahara as well. And that's like a good 20 minute walk from the Coachella stage.
And then she ended at 11.10. And then Lady Gaga started at 11.10. Yeah. So we kind of just had to wait for Lady Gaga. So it was either we run back from Gaga and risking like, you know, good… Missing. Good…
Or we stay for Gaga and like we get a good view. And we wanted a good view for Gaga. Because that was her street being made. Yes. What do you think about her song choices? Because I did not think she was going to go that route. I don't think anybody did. I think just for her to start with Marry the Night.
No, Bloody Mary. Oh, sorry. Oh my God. Bloody Mary into Abracadabra. Yes. Into Judas. I'm like, what is happening? I've never would have like concocted that in my head, but I guess like only Gaga. And I also heard that maybe it was a fan mix that also she saw. From like TikTok because they made the Judas and then Abracadabra mix to that. And then she kind of used that same transition. Yeah. I think the most iconic about Lady Gaga that night is when you...
When you told me, it's full moon. And I'm like, wow, the monsters are coming out. The monster ball. Yes. My favorite thing... Oh, wait. Also, I didn't realize that a lot of people may or may not have known this. But for festivals, a lot of shows will go on at the same time. So when we're saying we have to pick between Glorella or Gaga, it's because...
They're at different places. Like, I think a lot of people think it's like one big concert and you just like stay in one stage. But there's like, I think eight stages. Eight stages. Eight stages with a new artist. And you guys are all like at least 15 to 20 minutes apart. Yes, because obviously it has to... If they're all next to each other, the sound will... Like, you know. So every stage is a walk. But yeah, just wanted to clarify why...
We had to pick. Yes. And also it's like. It happens right next to the other. So it's like. Sometimes you gotta sacrifice. One thing or the other. Yeah. Or sometimes you sacrifice. Like missing half of the person. The one artist. To go see the other artist. Because there's also a lot of people. That you have to go through. Like wristband lines. Girl. Lines. Lines. This year was a lot. Okay. Let's go back to Gaga. What was your favorite Gaga song? I mean. If.
I can't speak German, but I can if you like. Period. You were going off. Girl, I almost lost my voice. You guys, I listen to that song every day. Every time I need to go somewhere or rushing somewhere, I put that song on and it gets me everywhere. That song, I did not...
think I was ever gonna hear that live. You were going off bitch. Yes! You guys. I'm like, I didn't even know you fuck that song like that. I do. I fuck with Lady Gaga like that. My favorite, obviously, maybe I'm just showing my poker face. My OG-ness of Gaga but like how much I love Gaga. OG Gaga is poker face and Born This Way. Even Born This Way. Yes. I love the whole like checker
poke her face. Like, what are you doing here? Screaming at her like... Yes. He's not here, but Justice's favorite was when she was being dug up alive. Do you remember what songs she was singing? A lot of it was from her new song. From her new album. It was before...
paparazzi yeah that was before paparazzi when she was coming out for paparazzi you know i saw this tiktok yesterday but you know how she's like put put put poker face put put put her face she actually says put put put poker face fuck fuck her face really did like an interview explaining it she's like yeah they played it on radio they never knew yeah fuck fuck her face yeah i did not know that it's just poker face but wait let me see
I think it was from her album. Yeah. I also love when she sang Garden of Eden. Girl, she ate. I didn't know a lot of her new songs, but I'm like, what is this? I mean, also, a lot of people complain. Boys, boys. Boys, boys, boys. I love that song. People were complaining about how she didn't have a guest. I don't think she needed one. I don't think she needed one, but also she did have a guest, her security guard.
Remember when she was walking around the crowd and there was like a guy that was sitting like standing behind her. That's her security guard for the longest. Oh, and then like everyone just knows the security guard. Yeah, because he was also a voice for one of the songs that he was like the man voice on one of the songs. And then what did we do that night? I feel like we went home. And then we went home and that's it. Called it a night.
Yeah, I would say this year we were very much demure with our litmus level. Oh, at least for me. Well, we can't really speak for others. But I was like, I was giving sober cello this year, low key. I didn't.
Well, that was one of my goals. Which you didn't. Which leads us to day two. Day two. Day two. Day two of Coachella was alright. Honestly, I was not... Day two of Coachella, I was already starting to feel the Coachella-ness in my body. Day two, we all woke up like almost...
Noon. Like 10, 11. I honestly was just not getting over Gaga after that. But... That's all we played. Like all morning. Getting ready. Eating our breakfast. In the pool. Working out. It was just Gaga. Because we were like...
And the after high of Gone Girl was just like... It was amazing. And then we kind of went early to Coachella this time because we wanted to see T-Pain. Yes, which was amazing. He had a lot of good songs too. We were seeing T-Pain. He was so good. Played all of the bops. I can't believe it took him 20 years to like finally... Finally get a Coachella stage. I'm like...
Girl, they need to add like more. More OGs. I'm just waiting for Nicki Minaj to go because I will be there. Also, did you know Yo Gabba Gabba was at Coachella this year? Yes, Kiefer. I know because you wouldn't shut up about it. Because I'm like Yo Gabba Gabba. I love that. You wanted to see Yo Gabba Gabba so bad. I did. And after T-Pain, we went to... We have it. Charli XCX. Charli XCX.
Bratz Bratz Bratzella girl Oh my god Speaking of A night with Gaga With no guests And then Bratz Charlie With guests On guests On guests On guests Three Okay I expected Troy to be there For sure Cause Troy is always In her concert Yes Like One of her friends And then Lord Lord Was a surprise Yes
And Billy. And Billy. Yes. And Mama. And Quam. And Gabriette. And...
You guys, I went into an Alex Kansani dive yesterday. And I'm obsessed with her. You were also obsessed with Troy's shirt. Yes, protect the dolls. Protect the dolls. The Ashes shirt. Did you notice that Kylie Jenner was on their left? Yeah, with Timothee. Well, no, when they were going on. I did not. She went down because she didn't want to be seen. I didn't see her at all. I was like so focused into like when and where.
Alex. Alex and Gabrielle. Well, she was already facing backwards. But I was like, wow. And then it wasn't until I saw videos of them. I'm like, oh my gosh. She was really there. I think as soon as the camera panned to them, she turned around very quick. I was hoping to get picked. I'm not going to lie. I know. Imagine though. I was like, I need to be up there. And then after that, we kind of just... We didn't see Green Day. Okay.
But we heard some of his songs. Yeah. There are some songs that I was like, wow, this is from Green Day. Yeah. It's kind of crazy. Was was was Claro the last day? Yeah. OK. Because there was one where we saw Enhypen. That was I think that was second day. Enhypen was no, that was second day. Yeah. Yeah. Like 20 minutes.
Yeah, we saw Enhypen after T-Pain, I think. No, they were the last people that we saw. Because after that, we just ate and then left. Because it was happening on Green Day.
No, we left. Remember when we left Brian at Claro to go watch Enhypen? Oh, yeah. Yeah. We also saw a little bit of Claro. Yeah. Love Claro. But I was like, Enhypen's on. I gotta go see Enhypen. I have a story about Claro. Wait, tell me. It was after party. I didn't know she was there. And I was like, I saw this girl with the cutest tattoo on her arm.
And I was like, I love your tattoo. I love how there's no outline because he was just like a bear, like the shaded bear. And then she was like telling me about it. And then Brian comes along and she was like, you know who this is? I was like, huh? It's Clara. I was like, oh. I love Clara. I love how she had Bernie Sanders open for her. Yes.
She was amazing. She's such a nice, pretty girl. Very humble. But yeah, I saw it on Hype. They were really great. I wish I had stayed for more songs, but we were literally there for like 20 minutes. Literally the last song. We couldn't even stay. Let's just talk about the after parties because we went home after Bratz, honestly. Yes.
We were all so fucking tired. And then we went to the guest after parties, which Miss K had so much fun. Take the, take the bun. No, prior to that. Okay. Remy then came to our house. We started pre-gaming. We were there for like a good 30 minutes or an hour just pre-gaming. And then I was already drunk.
Well, not drunk, but like a little tipsy. And then we just kept taking shots. Girl, love Alicia. Girl, if you want to get drunk. She can party. Girl, and she can. What I love about Alicia is she's the type that can like really carry herself. Yes. And she'll match your energy. Yes. And then we went to the party because it was like two houses down. From ours. Yes. And then we started with a shot.
With a shot. Yes. And then we got a drink. We walked around. After walking around. Okay, I'll tell my part and then you can tell your part. Because my part really ended really early. After walking around and a few more shots because Denzel and Rika was there. And they're the only people that I don't say no to when it comes to shots. Because they love to make me guilty. Make me feel guilty that we never see each other. And I never take a shot. So I always take shots with them.
But after I noticed I was crunk, I was also very hungry. And on our way to the guest house party, we saw that there was a Raising Cane's truck outside. And I was like, should we go raise some canes? Should we go raise some canes? And I was only with Remy, her boyfriend, Cal, my assistant, Lindsay, and... Your boyfriend. My boyfriend. It was five of us. You lost everyone else?
Well, no. Oh, and Ollie. Okay. Ollie was there. And then we went to go get our raisin canes. And we're like, we should go eat this at the house. At our house. That was only two doors down. You guys went back to the house? Yeah. We ate there. And then we went back to the after part.
Party and then that's when miss k and brian was in the fucking sections Behind the dj booth and i'm like girl i'm already too fucking full and tired to like catch up to them So I was like I probably like took one more shot and then we went back home and then what did you do? While you guys were while we were at raising okay You guys after I we took that group shot with all of us with our bartender christina I turned around
And then Zayn gives me a shot. And I was like, fuck, I have to take this. I'm not about to pass on a shot. So I took a shot and then I got a drink at the same time. Brian comes up to me and was like, do you want to go back over there? And I think we were still with you guys. And that's when Denzel and Ricky was like, a shot? And I was like, shot. I took that one. Yeah. So we took a shot and then...
I took a shot and then I chased it with my drink that I had in my hand. And I was like, fuck, I'm going to be gone after this. I was already like tipsy, the house down boots. And then I go back. I find Alicia. She had a shot for me. And I was like, oh my God. I'm like, Alicia, okay, I'll take it for you. And then we took a shot. And then I was like, okay, I don't know how I found myself at the bar again. I took another shot after that.
And then that's when Brian was like, you want to go around? And I was like, okay, yeah, sure. This time I had no gives fucks. I was talking to everybody. Apparently I talked to Troy and was like, are you British? But he was Australian. I talked to Cara Delevingne about her tattoo. She said hi to me. She did? Yeah, she said, I was holding my cup like this and she said knuckles. And I thought she was trying to give me like a knuckle. But I think she was looking...
Looking at my lion tattoo. I didn't know she was a Leo. Because she had like a lot of cat tattoos on her. Yeah, she's a Leo. And she was like, I'm a Leo, babe. And I was like, I love that. But honestly, the only person that I couldn't forget. And nobody can tell me shit nowadays. Was when Anna Taylor comes up to me and was like...
Whatever you're doing, keep doing it because you're so beautiful. And I'm like, none of y'all people can tell me I'm ugly as shit because Anna Taylor told me I'm beautiful. And she was so pretty that day too. Yes. And she was so amazing. And I was like, oh my gosh.
A new person. A new bestie. You unlocked a new bestie. And then how did you guys end up at the fucking behind Charlie XX's thing? Oh my God. And then Brian knew the manager and she was like, come with me. And then we were like just over there and I was already drunk. I think I was spinning by then. So it's just like a good 30 minutes. We were just there dancing. And then you guys came back.
And then you was like, okay, I'm going to go back to the house. And I was like, okay. I took another shot after that. And I was already, like, drunk. Yeah. I get out of the shower. MSK is, like, laid out in the living room. But, like...
I could tell I was not going to wake you up. I was like, you can lay there, girl. And I never sleep with my makeup on. Yeah, you really don't. And I was like, I was sleeping with my makeup on. It's because the only reason why I came back to the house was because I was like, I turned around to Brian. I was like, I'm going to throw up right now. Oh, and you didn't want to be that girl. Yes. If I throw up in the bathroom, I'm not coming out. I need to go home. And you did. Thank God you were two blocks down, girl. And yeah, I was like,
It was like at 3.30 at this point. I went back in my room, threw up, slept, threw up, slept, throws up again. And that's when I got a locked jaw. She locked her jaw from throwing up. Yes. And I was like, not even like, I was so over it to the point where I just like slept. I pushed it back and I slept.
And it was hurting. It was like one of the most painful things I've ever gotten. And I was like, I never want to drink again. And the next day, I was sober. Girl, you were mother the next day. You did not take one shot. I did not take one single shot. I was like, give me water or mocktail, please. Miss K was on her sober era. And she has been three days sober since. Yes, thank you so much. It really just takes one bad night.
I think that's why I also don't drink as much as I used to. It's because, like, it takes one night that I'm like, yeah, it's gonna take a couple more years for me to, like, want to be this drunk again. It was the lockjaw for me. I'm like, I've never threw up this much. But I'm sure it was worth it because you had so much fun. I did. I was like, I needed that. I needed to get drunk and get it out of my system because I've been wanting to get drunk ever since Philippines. Yeah, we weren't crunk at all there. Yeah, no, not at all. So...
That needed to get out of my system. And I did. The last day. You can really tell that a lot of people go home on Sunday. One, because I know a lot of people have work the next day on Monday. So they're not going to be partying on a Sunday. Yes.
And two, maybe all the gays were also gone because I'm like, where were all the gays on Sunday? I think we all were just there for, we really were all there just for. For Jenny. Yeah, honestly. After Jenny, I was like, are we done? Yeah. No, I was clocked out after Jenny girl. I was like,
I've Coachella'd I've Coachella'd Period Honestly at the last day We only really saw Jennie Yeah But then I was like In a little bit of post We were just gonna go see XG Like finish Coachella But girl Sahara Sahara
Yeah. Sahara in those heels that I was wearing, the jeans. No, mama. Brett is the only person that I know that will never take off heels, even if it's uncomfortable. And this is the first time that he took it off for the most part. I've worn like heels where like the back of the heel fell off and I would tippy toe the whole night. Like I've worn that. I've worn like...
Even the ones that the Louis Vuitton ones, not the Louis Vuitton, the Louis Vuitton ones that like curve your feet like that. I can stay in those. But I don't know why. I think it was also the terrain that we were walking in and my pose, it was bad. So I took my shoes off. And honestly, once I did, I was like, yeah, I think I'm just going to see Jenny eat and then go back home, which exactly what we did. Yeah.
I felt really cute that day though because my mans and I was doing like a little Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake nod which was so cute. Oh yeah, we were all wearing guest jeans. And the whole team got the memo because we were all wearing guest jeans that day. But yeah, it was so much fun. I really had a great time this Coachella. I think also this is the most chillest it's been for me. I think this was one of the most fun I've had in Coachella. I'm not gonna lie. I love that.
It's probably because it was like less things to do for like just going places. Yeah. We definitely didn't do a lot of like after parties this year. I think because last year and years before that, I've learned that like we are just really not party girls. Yeah. I mean, we like getting cross. Yes, but not that kind of party. Yeah, no. We're just not party girls. Yeah, because knowing us, we were just probably going to walk around and then go home. Yeah. But...
It was fun nonetheless. Thank you so much, Guest, for having us. Thank you so much, Guest. I had so much fun. Thank you for all the goodies that you gave us. Love. Love. Should we do product of the day? Oh, Kat, do you have any Coachella questions?
No, because you guys were texting me the whole time. I feel like I was there. Yeah. Anything happen in the house while I was gone? Also, you guys, I made a story the other day where I was like, everywhere I go in the world, people will always ask me about these damn chickens. Which I get because I think it's kind of like when people have kids and they're like, oh, where's your babies? It's kind of just like a conversation starter. It's not even how, oh my god, how have you been? Yeah, it's like, where's the chickens? I'm like…
I know a part of it is just like to conversation starter. But like half of me always thinks they're serious and actually wants to know about the chickens. So I'm always like, oh, they're in their coop. You know, I have like 38 now. And I just tell like and I overshare even though nobody asks about these damn chickens. But yeah, I just thought it was funny. But yeah, if you guys ever need to know where the cat, I mean, who's taking care of the chickens? It's Kat. Yeah, it's Katty. It's me. I just be collecting their rent.
Did anything happen while I was gone?
Not really. This week was really chill. I feel like you weren't gone for that long. I know. Like, I feel like it was like a couple days you were gone. You were gone for a whole week, huh? I was gone for a whole week. You're gone so much this month. I know. Me and Kat was just telling. I'm gone again next week, girl. We were just telling Kat. We were like, oh my God, Kat, you're about to house sit again. You've never house sit this much in so long. I know. I feel like the last time you house sat this much was when I was like going to Paris and New York and like. Yeah.
But even then, it wasn't like back to back like this. No, it was like you've done like big, big trips where it has been like 20 days. But then you'll be gone for like two months. But this, you've been gone for two weeks, come back for one week, go again. And even now, like you're going to be gone next week. Yeah, I know. I'm preparing myself. I will say June and July, I hope I don't have any travels. But that's also Pride Month. And I'm like, uh…
She's always a busy girl during Pride Month. So anything might come up. I was literally just telling Kat about how you were planning everyone, telling everyone that you guys are going to have a girl strip. I mean, an Asia strip too. Oh yeah. No, it's just going to be me, Remy, and Alicia though. And we're going to go to Asia. See? I feel like...
I feel like they'd be the best people to go to Japan with because I feel like Remy would be going there. Oh girl, yes. That's why I'm like, we should trade services. I'll show you guys around Philippines because we're going to live our city girl lives in Korea, get all of our facials there, and then we're going to live our island gal fantasy in the Philippines and I'll take them around Philippines. That's going to be so good. It's going to be fun.
Should we do product of the day? Oh my god, yeah. It'll be really quickly because me and Ms. K have the same products of the day. This literally saved us. This is what I was talking about that I was going to gatekeep until this episode. You want to talk about this? Oh, yes. They do the same exact thing. These were given to us by Pia Campo, who is our... Thanks, Ms. Pia. Who is our queen in the Philippines. We've talked about her so many times.
But this is the Snake brand cooling mist. I've never tried that one. Is that good? It's the same thing. It's just scented. That one's like mint. And then this is the other one. This is from Pastel. They're basically cooling body sprays. You spray them on your body. And after a second, you just... It's the menthol. It's the menthol for the scent. It just cools your body. And don't use too much because, bitch, it will feel like...
A heat flash. Like if you put. It will feel like you're having a heat flash. But it really does help with sunny. Super hot conditions. Like Coachella. Yeah. Now you see why I get kept. Girl. I just. I'm almost done with my bottle. And that's why I'm going to take this. Kat has her own stories with this as well. Yeah. It's amazing. Like it. When you put it on. It just like tingles. Yeah.
And if there's a breeze, it's like cold air. Like AC. AC, girl. Yes.
Because I will say I love a good Jisoo like what is it? A spray? No, a fan. Yeah. Any fan, like any handheld fan. But when you're at Coachella, the recycled air is like hot. It just blows hot air and it does not help whatsoever. But this just, it's so good. I feel like I would not be alive today without this. This was everything.
It was you telling me to drench you with it, though. Because I was. I was wet. I'm like, Kiefer, I want my back wet. Yes. He was like, more, please. It's so funny, too, because people kept telling me I smell good. And it was just that. And it was this. And it was just mint. Because it killed, like, my perfume scent. Like, I sprayed so much perfume on me. But anytime people said I smell good, it was this. Because it just smelled like mint Kiefer. Oh, my God. Same. I got a lot of, like…
I got a lot of like, oh, you smell so good. And it was this. It's just mint. Yeah. And I was like, girl, I sprayed all of that. I will say, I think it's just refreshing to smell somebody that smells like mint. Yeah. Or like menthol-y at
Coachella. It's literally my biggest fear to stink. I know. I would hate to see a comment one day where I met Bretman and he smelled like fucking ass. I'm sure I've had moments like that if you met me at the gym because she can get a little stinky. But
That's my worst fear. Is they... Is being stank. Miss K, where can they find you, girl? Oh, you guys can find me anywhere. M-I-S-K-Y-E. And obviously, you guys know I'm Bretman Rock everywhere. And make sure you guys like and subscribe to The Baddest Radio. Wait, you forgot to ask them a question. Oh. Kat, what should be the question of the podcast be? Last time we asked them their dream, right? Dream lineup. Dream lineup. I feel like it should be Coachella. Oh.
I was going to say, if they had a choice. Wait, I have a question. I have a question. Leave in the comments, who was your best dress influencer of this year? Coachella. I would love to stalk them. I mean, I wouldn't even put myself up there because I really was just giving very much easy breezy beautiful every day. Yes.
I don't know. I don't really have any like standouts right now that I can release. I haven't looked either. Was there like a piece you guys noticed was really popular and common? Denim. Denim. Everyone got the denim. I saw a lot of cheetahs this year. Yes. Cheetahs and denim, I would say. Cheetahs and denim. I would see the girls with like the bras who have like the...
The beads on their bras. Have you guys seen those? Oh yeah, yeah. The beaded bras are really cute. I feel like micro shorts were really in this year too. Yes, it's the beads, the fringe, the denim, and the prints this year. I feel like last year was definitely the belt that like surprised me. I even had that one this year. Last year was like definitely like leather, like ripped up fur. A lot of cowboy hats last year too. Yeah.
Which I thought was going to be a lot this year because Megan and Post. Yeah. But anyways, we hope you guys like this episode. Leave us your favorite fashion diva, this Coachella. Yeah. And what brand would you guys go with? Yeah. What brand would you guys go to Coachella with? Yeah. So those are the two questions. Who was the best dress influencer and... Or no, what fashion Coachella would you use?
Like out of all the things that we just said, like what vibe would you choose? Period. Answer one of those questions. Let us know down below. We love you guys. I expect a whole ass essay, guys. We love you guys. And we will see you next episode. Aloha. Bye, everyone. Bye.
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