Hello everybody, welcome back to the show. My yesterday is danny police truck is a writer, youtube comedian and a pod caster I was on to in new york. So I stopped in to see one half of the boys cast and work out why hundreds of thousands of people were drunk in manhattan and dressed to santa. Expect to learn why instagram banned danny from their platform and how IT might have been my fault, what's happening with britain's spears and Taylor swift lately, whether danny thinks getting of the sector me to save climate change is a good idea, whether we've gone too far with being too protective from germs and pathogens, what the future of comedy looks like, and much more .
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This is actually the first year i've ever been here for IT. Every other year i've somehow manage to avoid IT. But basically the worst people you know dress up like santa clause and they get hamed like it's what time is around six, three, seven clock yeah so hammered in the afternoon and like you see the lines yeah for the bars like bars right now are at it's like, say pad is today what kind of .
line right a about days before Christmas is something I guess yeah .
and but it's yeah yeah I guess and it's like like there's lines literally bending around the corner for just pumps and .
everyone dressed up.
Every dressed up every is getting like really drunk in the afternoon comedy on san santa is like generally really bad yeah it's really back because everybody shows up wasted and fights like what is the .
demography people that attend sn to come?
It's good question. You know what? It's pretty diverse. Like I was looking around. Yeah it's like you're looking at you, like it's a bit everybody. It's pretty wild.
But yeah so of course, I took me like just a way to get over here from my else. And I was going on. I was like my audio book and I around, see the go and I am.
I out. Have you got your g back? Now what's happened? Tell us what's the story.
Essentially what happened is there's like I know some people who are kind of hie up fairly in the world of technology. A lot of people have a lot of opinions, but essentially on october, we actually figured out last night might be as a result of you actually fanatic yeah we think that that's like my new current theory. So on on october eight, i've had an instagram time for twelve years, never had a post taken down.
Nothing, no issues at all. In october eighth, I got log in the instagram and says, your accounts permanently suspended for sexual, which is exactly what they get for, like, only fans. Girls, right? I'm like, what the hell? This must be a i'm like, you know, this must be a mistake, right? So I appeal IT.
And in the instagram, there's just like a blue button that just says, would you like to appeal? And I previn then one minute later, they say we've denied your appeal and then there's but they say if this is a mistake ah you can write a little like kind of blurb to them. So I write the thing, I get IT back and i'd been posting some content. And remember, like the basically .
the thing that you show that doug was more right about .
the gays regards of stuff, right? And I was making fun of those people. And and you'd have to think that a lot of people who probably work in content, moderation, and i'd met a probably side more with those people than me, the person making fun, right? So anyways, I get IT back two days later, exact same thing happens. I get suspended again, same thing. And i'm going pretty and like, you know, posting about the israel politian conflict, again, same thing happens and then um get IT back again now and then are not november eight which would be one month ago exactly thing happens this time though I P ress that blue appeal button lose one minute later and there's no option for me like .
strikes in your own I guess .
right and so and then we were talking last night and he brought the thing and then I went, and you posted that thing on november six that went super viral. And now I don't know if it's related because I was obviously ving issues before that.
but I have like a target on my family. Very fucking splash.
splash zone, I guess. But I met like they put a target on me. And so I one friend who thinks either it's some content moderator there who just like doesn't like me saw that I had a bunch of stuff like going viral and they are just like a of this guy someone my one friend thinks that maybe someone actually literally paid money because this this whole black market like underground economy with um like instagram and because I think it's related to the only fans stuff because only fans girls they promote, only fans on program make tons of money, then they get kicked off, but then they're happy to pay two thousand. What have to pay maybe get just like a time and they happy to pay .
like rumors that these girls were offering to suck off.
The other words that that apparently kind of put a arrange thinks this one girl who went on no jumper and she's like, I kicked off like ten times and I just keep going like, yeah, can guy at instagram and keep getting you back and .
so that will be .
up next yeah that's my that would be my my hail mary because i'll tell you what very difficult to be a working comedian without instagram. I mean, it's that's where everybody kind of consumers you know, it's funny because I used to be have probably ten years ago, maybe twitter and then been now instagram, tiktok.
those of the kind of place and see any comedians to and shed on twitter yeah I mean.
it's just not that kind. I post like I posted my whole special, my most recent special it's on twitter, right and you know whatever, I like a decent amount views on IT, but it's just that's not the place that drives people there. Maybe go see you live or consuming comedy content.
It's a different type of person on twitter. It's just a different like I was actually on the train over here and I saw i've been noticing IT more because I take the train new york, i'll look at like what people are doing on their phones. And very recently, i've noticed more people are on twitter than ever before.
I never used to see people on twitter and y've on d instagram, tiktok and not chat whatever. And now I do actually see people on twitter. But anyway, so i'm currently the process of paying some guy and then hopefully .
I get IT back if you know how to fix grammer accounts going to.
The crazy thing is i've had a number of people say, like I have a hook, like my friend works meta or whatever. And and then they are like yet they tried through their internal recoveries and they're like upholding your band. They're like you really .
pass somebody off. Did I have a friend who was trying to get one VISA um to come up to amErica already had his VISA I was going to flip IT again again and like whatever the conservative leaning fucking world and someone somewhere did a thing like press a button that just delayed his entire es by nine months like you can like put A A question .
in yeah ah yeah like a request like a request more information months just like I get fuck .
you don't get to come back in the country .
yeah ah because so i'm so no conspirator .
oral would like most of the shit that I think about then even a low level I bush IT like that yeah that's just some guy like a and happy .
yeah it's just someone saw something trending that was um you know because I D like when I got kicked off that's a thing you get kicked off once your kind of pop and off for and then there's more nobody cares about the person exactly right so but so anyways I had a few things and yes. I just see something I like this guy I work at at and I find yourself just and I guess i've not quite at that you know if you were massive, a million followers, you probably a little .
more ah this in the middle big enough to be noticed, not so big that you can't reach people to like.
And so and I mean a lot of people hear about IT that I know and they're like because here's the crazy thing about the algorithms people do not realize is the algorithm decides what you see, right? Obviously because it's not like a chrono gc, but because he decides what you see. People are so programmed that like, so when I got deleted, people don't know my account deleted. I'm just they just forget you exist, right? They don't know you're gone like little family and stuff like my my group my fiance says cousin was like wish n't dani posted anything .
in a month like you message her think it's like.
yeah it's like communicate but like people don't even unless they're like the die hard, die hard fans are like looking and then they look but otherwise I mean not even that so some people where I was getting dm being like, is this actually you they don't even believe IT like good like they don't even know and even if my bio says, like guess deleted, this is me and but you not verified anymore and so it's it's mental.
Wow, raz, I had had written coming on the show about a month ago and I was super impressed with her. Very, very impressive. SHE said to me before I went on top, in order for art to imitate life, you have to live a life.
yeah. And IT was her explanation for why comedians just talk about airports, dinner and comedy. No, because if you're on the road, that's all you know. And this was a month ago and since then, all of Denny's beyond road for wonderful man, all that done is be on the road. And i've found myself having conversations with my friends about all that i've got to talk about is like airports and checking luggage and shows and why I had for dinner last night.
And that's IT. I mean.
when that's your life.
that's your life. So strange. Yeah, yeah, that's I know. Like sometimes you will have a joke. Something happens at the airport.
You like the most comedian comedy ever, right?
You know, like what this is still is funny. But yeah, IT, is that kind of thing really like you have? And that's why I do try to make a point of doing stuff, traveling and having a life. And I traveling, not for comedy, know, because a lot of times, like, yes, i'll go somewhere from doing the show.
But did you do .
asia recently? centers? I like, fifteen years ago.
spent a lot of time. So but yeah, I i've been thinking about that. I can kind of say I know that it's everyone hates said it's like comedians you talking about comedy and the, you know the crowd in the venue and all the rest of the stuff but if that's like the fucking front center of your life, yeah what else is I say the .
one thing about twitter, which there is like this compulsion, which i'm sure you've had and I try to avoid IT at all cost, is to publicly blast some company like that's wrong you because you're like, I don't even know if there's any real reason to have twitter other than the pot out and sometimes you're like, ah they really and you like I could yeah really just make a stinks right .
now and you feel it's. No, there's definitely an up bound on how many times you can get away with doing that. There used to be an account called at D, J, S, complaining, yeah, which was just all like T, S, O, like arguing with his bag, not allowed to be Carry on and stuff .
like that and the problem is sometimes that does work so .
then you kind of, yeah.
yeah, yeah, yeah keep keep on the internet .
equivalent of, do you know who I am yes exactly it's the twitter equivalent .
of yeah and I mean, if you are big enough account, some airlines like we don't need this bad .
of you but really what's onna happen they're to the guy that looks after the social media is going to find a flight that you're on and like tweet the air host to say, hey, make sure that he's .
allowed to have his nut so you .
should get .
a second there. Like weather delays where it's actual we're like they can't do something like.
you know it's shaking a hand.
I'm not trying to defend airlines, but sometimes know IT is like a point was saying obviously sometimes that you lose your luggage .
is kind to be equivalent of like an internet current in .
a way to just be like.
yeah I fuck logistic I guess the ideals .
in area is you tweet a thing and then the stock Price drops ten percent you know you're like I just cost them four billion dollars.
Who was that? That was a Christian and alta that moved to coke. Can I think away from in front he was Christian. And like.
replaced with like a gator. yes. yeah.
Like there was a coat out in front of IT. I'm sure that was Christian and another maybe a couple of years ago. And he, like, just got the can and moved out of shot and their stock Price related.
Dude, yeah. Christian, and I can knew that I knew. IT, have you been watching the Britney spears? Oc.
yeah, I mean, I was I was day one being like they should not be removing this conservatives ship from from the jump. So this is very much chickens coming home to roost. I mean, he obviously, have you ever heard the saying with the child stars where like the point that you become super famous as the point where you stopped developing, like as a person dep antis.
So it's like that's why Michael Jackson was like a thirteen year old. So she's like a six year old. SHE was like super new disney club, whatever make mouse club. And like maybe whatever you got really famous, but she's like a child and then a and a kind of tracks, not for everyone, obviously, but a kind of does track I like you see I don't know she's on medication anything can you see .
IT in the eyes? You either is or should be yeah .
but you can see that in the eyes because there's .
not a lot of activity in the ice. So IT IT makes me feel uncomfortable, like I don't follow her, but you know you just stuff surfaces my filoni.
my fancy love and constantly because loves .
overall is like watching you, like a slow motion coCrystals honest chicks.
like a they'd know not like a slow motion cards, like if you're em, like most girls .
are pretty pathetic and emotionally tuned and can see what's going on. How do you not look at britain and go? This person needs some fucking help and also needs to stop posting sales .
of her dancing in her hallway yeah yeah like .
drama to post racy instagram video of her running her hands over her body while promoting Victoria secret bras and underwear yeah, I watched this video. Yes.
it's like her in bed going on but when they say promoting like Victoria secrets like yeah I just wearing .
IT yes we wear calling line. It's like calvin cin podcast yeah I mean.
he seems like she's got something a mentally going on, I don't know like that SHE tour anymore and did he have like a residency and .
I don't think that she's done to show in very long yeah but IT he's the other thing. All of the videos are filmed on what looks like a two thousand and eleven blackberry yeah which doesn't give like saying like .
that like the end totally. Come on. I I don't know, I know what needs to happen with her so that people are concerned. But you know, that sounds like this conservative .
ship for a reason.
Yes, there is a real reason for IT. And I know when the time turn in public perception.
yeah, that's true. People want to kind of get behind the person who has an overbearing parent and fathers specifically like .
man versus woman.
And as well IT IT takes all of the boxes. Yeah, do you see? Do you know meat canyon?
Do you know that guy? He does those, uh, illustration video, oh yeah, he's really great. Yeah yeah.
So he's got a second channel. Papi, she's pretty good. And he did reacting to swim. okay? Ah he ended up getting tons of death right?
Oh yeah. Ah they're crazy.
So I mean, britain's spears that maybe has some fans and that conservative ship thing was like people were chasing after that. The at least the advantage you have, if you do criticize breaking species, have funds on rabbit and totally current, like everyone's kind of just like historical fans. Yeah, Taylor swift has very motivated. I believe we motivated fans. So yeah, he had full on death .
threats from because bin thirteen year old fans, yes, right? And also like them, thirty year girls. Maybe the means iteration of a human .
possible is like a mass.
And then like if you get like if tail swift became like muslim or something like islamic jihad, though, the west would fall really done.
Yeah, I I saw a video. This was before the most reason to have kicked off, and someone had taken one from inside of a day. Me, you know, you're in the the gangway, you kind of walking around the side maybe like kind of hide up and you could hear the music and see the crowd and she's video in the crowd like inside the stadium and they're seen along and stuff. And then he plans to outside, whether is a car park and there's forty thousand people in the car park yeah singing along with the show that they couldn't get tickets to get into.
I mean, my friend, he has a sexual daughter and his daughter was like, I want to go in toronto sea Taylor swift. And he went, looked and tickets were like, two tickets were five thousand dollars to get in just to get like like, I mean, the rodger well, is always because I like all scalpers by them so the only way to get them really other this lottery .
but everybody is complaining I mean the to being like in sub saharan n africa and wanting in .
american VISA pretty much but I made you feel like like congress was even talking about IT because the scope is we're getting them all and then the markup was so insane like IT was um we actually had a guy who on our boys cast patrie on called in or like not call or send him a message he have wanted advice and he's like, I want to go I have tickets for tailor ripton denver and I want to take this girl on a first date and then we looked up the real Price. He's actually I take this girl on the first date to tell the swift and we look up the retail prize and they were like two thousand dollars are taken like you can't take a girl on a first state that cost five grand like after whatever I have four grand and .
then everything else now you just can't do that on myself yeah yeah much much so these scalpers are like the mountains squally of Taylor swift. Yeah ah they bought like fucking deep or whatever is and then pumped the Price of yeah yeah exactly yeah .
they just I mean, there are opportunities and but they have all these crazy like programs and stuff .
that are able to ensure and how to think pretty sure you have to submit I D for each individual ticket.
You get around. I I can't remember who but .
you I like show I D she's going to make a billion dollars from this .
tour yeah like the most already the highest growing tour in history know there was people should .
go watch that pop of me video once to finish with this is pretty fuck in. interesting. Um SHE did a movie that was like a tailor with movie so yeah, I think so. Maybe I know is like maybe behind the scene to two of log are some other stuff and they must have given out a like L D. batons. So it's kind of half like a party yeah in the cinema whilst it's also just the thing on the TV and these videos from inside and the credits are rolling and the girls have got out of their seats and they stood underneath the fucking projector like dancing in a circle, like holding hands it's like a half yy between arrive a says a fucking sermon and cinema .
yeah my friend alex baron is a media canada. He did a video where he was out at one of these movie showing or whatever and foretasting lor swift and then he kind of like picked his spot where was just before he was starting and everybody they're waiting for to start and he came in and pretended that he was work. He work for the theatre and go, sorry, everybody, but we're having an issue with the with the projector.
So there's going to be we're not going to be showing the Taylor swift, but I said will be showing the john mayer documentation or whatever. Everybody ended his girlfriend, just to get you started. His girlfriend short throw IT because he was filming, started throwing stuff at am. And then like people were like both and going.
We want to you with this one um we went to cheesecake factory and he was the night of the barbi movie cheese, right? So I didn't know that the Bobby movie was getting released that night OK. And we went to grove is and what he called the grove, the great oh yeah dude so we get out of the car and it's just armies of women in pink .
yeah like .
yeah booking platon of them yeah lee Murphy and smoke a robbie did a like thing together, like an interview. I think it's a vanity fair or variety or or something like that where they they like finally got those two like the barbon heima yeah yes, together thing to another conversation about each other. Um I got of a sector my .
due to climate grief.
I B, C, right. We can. What do you think?
I mean, the natural logical conclusion is, if you are so worried about human impact on climate, you kill yourself, right? If you really care, right? Like, isn't that like, okay?
Well, you know, if you want to get of access to me, I can do you one further, right? It's craze. I mean, these people are mental.
Their brains have been so destroyed with this, like anxiety and fear about the future. Like, you know, civilize humanity is not the type of thing you want to bet against. Like that kind of always finds a way, you know, like everybody, that, oh my god, we're doomed.
Like this do morning M. I is probably existed forever. There's never. And you know, and yet here we are. So I don't know what would you think about .
for about a year and a half, i've been offering to get of a set to me to do more than just talk about how the world didn't need any more humans in and around our old nervous scotia house that periodically make that horizontal CIA time a season mine, to reiterate my offer, news of rising temperatures on the kitchen radio of finger's atlantic ocean looking more and more disturbed finger's snip.
Even back then, in two thousand and seven, the north atlantic hrk ane season was in ten validation. That s name darl, my then partner called out from a ferrers back in a crowded flight. We'd originally been seated together, but relocated so a mum can see with the kids when I look back over the pack seats amit, its the roar of burning engines SHE smiled me in mind sica with two fingers SHE finally said in A A just your understandable only to me my then partner called out, this sounds like a guy who did and now is no longer with the person .
who are also an interesting thing here because this is an ultimate virtue, obviously, to say, like, i'm saving the planet by not reproducing. And then they insisted on including, no, but they insisted on, it's interesting, they insist on including, which is unnecessary, that they were not they're sitting separately because they had to give up their seats so a mother could sit with their child like that's like a weird thing. Like, okay, you didn't have to say that other than you just have to be the best, the best human possible and everybody else he's reading this is just scum.
That's part of why I was so thrilling when my now wife, jezail, voluntarily mentioned not wanting kids on our first day. Three years later, we got married and moved in a kind of working honeymoon to sweat equatorial singapore. Admittedly, our next four years of travelling around asia made us more a part of the climate crisis problem. Basically, I decided to carbon offset my destructive, selfish lifestyle by not propagating my own DNA and instead travel the world.
This is like a border line onion article from not that long go. This is A C, B, C. This is broker. This is government funded propaganda. Ter.
did you see I came up with this idea of toxic compassion. Do you read my little?
I haven't seen that right?
So toxic compassion is the prioritization of short term emotional comfort over everything else of a truth, reality. Actual long term outcomes flourishing. Everything IT optimize for looking good rather than doing good.
People would rather claim that body fat has no bearing on health and mortality outcomes to avoid making overweight individuals feel upset, even if this causes them to literally die sooner. I have a worst quality of life. People would rather say that children growing up in single parent households suffer no worse outcomes.
And those from two parent homes, even if dismissed lead parents, children and teachers about why kids behaved the way they do, campaigns, would soon as shout defunding police as a response to what they perceive as unfair treatment to criminals, even if the results in more crimes being committed against people from those minority backgrounds due to the abandonment of police officers from those areas. So it's people that say what they think sounds good, but ultimately might net a negative outcome. And Peterson said it's the prioritization of short term emotional comfort of a long term thriving. It's going to hurt now, but the consequences long term are positive. Just don't want to hear in these feelings but you disregard what the actual long term outcomes the same is with this .
yeah blow yeah yeah I mean, of course I am actually just listen right now to JoNathan hide the codling of the american mind and and they talk about like he's he's talking about like all the safety ism stuff were essentially IT has these actual um like negative outcomes know because some kid got like abducted and like the seventies and then they like essentially um where we're clamming down so hard on kids that have actually made them more off you know because you you don't let them go outside and because like you know obviously gic that I could to or whatever there was actually talking about, I can't believe this. I had to look IT up yesterday in twenty fifteen in missouri, this family in order to teach their sexual a lesson about not going with strangers, abducted him and black rendition him and from like a mall, and they put a bag on his head.
and then like a mocked execution.
like basically like the crazy is lesson you could ever imagine.
And trauma is going to teach you not .
to let you go go, go home with strangers, whatever. Like I don't even think he did. I don't think there was an incident. They just duct him to kind of in this lesson now to get ahead of IT. Prem, well.
that's the fucking the horse shoe of like helicopter parenting that IT comes back around to just super extreme stress .
of your kid yeah in the guys you know helping them like kid is gonna have this trauma .
one the other side ah yeah, my kid, i'll be fine like it's the same idea. My kid dd, be be fine. My kid, i'll be fine with me mock fucking abducting him yeah thing but .
there is no shortage of those kids who who like that. My parents work and know .
I had a lot .
of autonomy and .
I I think and done anything .
was because they like tripled the amount of peanut logie.
because they remove peanut. And so if you grow up in a household that has a washing machine like a dishwasher, that doubles your chances of asthma. And if you grow in a house that has a dog IT hafts, your chances of asking you just get exposed to dut, basically you're double, and then you double again.
The chances of IT why .
the dishes are presumably just clean. It's yeah, it's such a terrible way that you don't get the tiny little doses of germs. And the same for dogs. Dogs in and out died in like playing in the grass. yeah. So yeah, there's just ways where you can sterilize the envision ment so much that instead of IT making kids and people safer, what he does is create such a protected environment that there is nowhere that they never deal with any kind of discomfort. And this is culturally, ideologically, psychologically, mentally, emotionally, the exact same thing we see with toxic compassion.
I am waiting for the shoot to drop on. Hana tizer are being bad for you.
You think .
so many things, we are me, right? We are talking about at how all the stuff that used to be bad for you, now good for you. Like but I don't know, but like my mom was very much even still doesn't come around to like you got breakfast, you have to breakfast.
Like you die, you'll have if you don't need breakfast now where is like don't service like you got to eat now everything like fasting like, you know, it's all the stuff is it's literally brosse ence has beat down mom science and mom science is just kind realme. But it's I don't know, I will be surprised if to be something similar with the hands antis, where go people are hands. Additionally, too much shame .
caused rising down from that what we we have been doing, these metal greets after the show at which is really great. But you do realize that like if if anybody of the six hundred people that are just shocking ends and taking a photo and like hug or like you know like a slap five with a if any of them, it's like i've just got I got IT. All we did get covered.
All of us got covered separately, James in australia, the UK, me in awesome. We all got covered about two months before the show at the tour began. And we would like tour antibodies. Like fucker yeah like we'd i'm going to be mune and on and just got react by other like different viruses.
I mean that kind of the nature of of how IT goes, but they I don't know, it's avoidable. Like I I was just on the train over here. One thing I still find so difficult understand is couples where ones masked and one's not because surely the one that's unmask will then give you whatever you're try to avoid, right? Like I missing something, but I see all the time like a couple with one's masked but like how you going to get in .
the same bed tonight?
Yeah like you're going to kiss later so I I don't know I don't know maybe there's someone who's waste more than than me who can explain that to mean because I I see all time like .
I literally just on the train right over we were in butt in a Alberta and yeah there is people walking out about and what looks like the cleaners air in the world.
I know yeah, you can like, yeah.
it's the best serious air on the planet and yeah, people still outdoor masking, which I I didn't reflect on this a little bit like how I feel now about like someone in a car on their own or something you know, when people wore masks and cause someone out about at this stage of post pandemic like fucking non case risk IT does not make me think people who were so women against any masking ever like known what you d ever have to do IT it's like, well, maybe just my judgment of the situation is that my sensitivity needed IT to be. A few years later yeah where as they were like even now in the midst of IT even though we don't know IT.
that's like how and I mean, do you want you know like this is amErica like that the most ethos of this country is it's more like if you want, we are i'm asked in a car like that you're right. It's the problem was when they were saying you have to do IT and then people are like, okay, that's very much on american you know, to make anybody do anything but I mean, have you spent on the time .
in asia a little bit?
But so they've been, you know, like I travel age fifteen years ago, you'd walk around everybody .
is equality.
the air quality? And I think they some kind of smaller pandemics and they just generally and I look I do think if you are very um like strict about IT and you know proper, i'm sure IT does somewhat lower your risk of getting ill. Deg you could play a pretty good and don't ite .
we actually did play a pretty good game of asian or covet, which is like why they wearing the mask. Is IT because of like historical air quality yeah? Or is IT because of covet? I heard in .
thailand actually someone explained to me that some people, because they wear these really big masks, I go like little here. And it's because they the class system, like many other places, is the more than you are the class, the lower class you are. So it's an skin Whitening, huge. And thailand.
dude, I went to thailand. I saw this, the girls that worked at the front of the restaurants, the secretary for, like, officers for massage places, all of that stuff would have, like lighter skin. But you can see there's a line here.
And IT is just completely drove home. How culturally inclined ated I was in the U. K. For me to look at that and say, how strange, like purposefully making your skin lighter, because people who work in the field to seen as like indigent labor's s that means that they have lower status. The people who have White color jobs that work indoors, they don't get on how silly that you are trying to lighten your skin. I go back to newcastle, upon thine the place where the british version of jersey shore was filmed, geordie shore, to see girls make their faces fucking orange to, like, give the appearance of now spend time outside, and I can go to my bail .
whenever I want.
And it's the exact same but in reverse. Yeah that's pretty funny. And I just didn't see that. I was like how strange as I go back to newcastle .
to get caked in fake time, right? I guess is the quickest way to signal something it's via such .
a strange quack. I'll never forget one of my friends who's a DJ tell me the story. We kind of the you said like cultural therm ea of what you used to anchor off and what you actually um that you go to someone knew and everything's upside down fucking bus stores being turned around.
He wants to play a gig DJ gig in south amErica is a DJ. He parties, he wanted some coke. He is like, I mean like fucking equator or argentina or columba some said is like fucking the sources here yeah like the fountain copano is here and so goes to the promotion. And I give me some cocaine and he looked at him. I was like, you should say, yes, I would like some cocaine.
Like, fucking how? I mean, like, I can get you some but and he was thinking, oh god, like, maybe this is gonna police maybe just like the the um prison sentences for IT really high or it's like very, you know we going to involve a sun, some gangs stuff what IT turned out was that people who do cocaine in these areas, it's seen as super duty drug. But uh was IT three T, B or something wants the two C, B, yes, two C, B.
C. The pink.
two C, B, two C, B is seen as the high clash is so hard to get a hold of done. yeah. So he, the drug is the same. In fact, probably a waight equality in the stepped on shit that .
you've question.
But because the cultural position, like the map of that particular terrain, was like this, is easy and cheap to get. So IT just completely shows that the value of the thing is not intrinsic of the thing. IT is the difficulty of accusation. And the Price.
like two C, B is like, it's like hot if you ever seen it's hot pink. Yes, this weird. Ah so yeah, I don't know. I had this time on my Colin show. Yan gilo, if you ever heard, I have a few weeks, he's amazing.
I was talking him and he's like a co reporter and in mexico or even he's something actually like okay is like popular, but it's not the the most part of job actually. I think math right now and and they have no issues because all the family comes over the order. They like no issues.
Don't this mary want a place in philadelphia .
you heard of trank yeah .
ah track like fo fatal it's for people makes you .
like in peel and just had like .
bit of you drop off. It's like leprosy in a drug. Yeah, yeah. He went to this place in philadelphy and film this. I want like a campaign to get doug les murray, uh, acquired by the daily while at that time of journy boring the C. E, O.
And I was like, do do you need to acquired, uh, Douglas mi anyway in germany to um but he went and film this thing isn't released IT yet but yes, he went to philadelphy and apparently like trank has just taken yeah taken over the city. So like fano hair way not enough. Venti al not enough. And then this car for which is .
a given more.
this is like cfs ah 上面 写 的 people yeah .
I don't know to get to the point where you can that's what you need .
like even if not doing that for I had .
a friend of mine who's a doctor and um vancouver, first columbia and they have they have a big drug problem there to criminalize all drugs. And SHE was because I was asking about the future thing. SHE is like the thing is with the world, heroes in users can get heroes in or sometimes it's actually vice first or where where people go to hear. And actually because I might be a little a cheaper, I can't remember. But anyway, SHE says, you know, they use so much vent in all that they just you develop a massive tolerance to .
like fucking passively smoking.
trying to get high and kind of, but yeah, but you just keep building up this link. So the people who actually die from the people who never IT gets crossing camera. And so they have no of spice.
a spice a thing over here.
Spices like it's like fake way or yes.
yes.
yes. So I watch a lot of cops the show cops, it's like a guilty pleasure of one. And it's actually sad because a lot of episodes, like segments and cops is they're like arresting someone for spice.
And the wise is even illegal. And the problem is because weeds, illegal florida, you always see people get arrested for spice of florida. And I guess spice was like recently criminalized, but IT wasn't always because I guess I like, you know, IT popped up and then they take some time to make illegal.
But so people are forced to take IT because they can't smoke weed, which is harmless, essentially like, I mean, not harmless, but relatively on the scale of drugs. IT is, you know, i'm like, sure IT IT. IT might give you some bad habits or whatever, but you know, relatively forcing people to smoke spice and they are getting .
arrested for spice yeah this um I think the way IT works maybe wrong with this and can spice export, but i'm pretty sure that IT IT is in a spray bottle and that you spray the whatever the stuff is that you smoke with this particular solution.
But I remember watching this thing on youtube and this guy is wearing, literally wearing like three pairs of fucking surgical globs because if even a tiny bit of IT at this, you know, it's like the spring at a distance, like a fucking plant spray. And he's like, if you even got a little bit of this on you at that concentrate, you be like unite. L D yeah you would just completely destroy you.
Um is super dangerous. So yeah he's just this. That's one of the things I wish I brought up with jerrem, actually um but that's one of the things that I would criticize the like the right for this obsession with monos worthy, like sexy stories, like stuff to do IT, like trands box in schools and all the rest of shit. It's like the fatal problem seems like like a really big deal that just killing people fucking yeah well but i'm not really hearing anyone on the left on the right really talk about that.
It's just like, yeah one of those things under the rock yeah I think so. I think it's one of those things where you know you can't like you don't stop that problem by enforcement, right? It's like you almost have to stop the people who wanted, which is check on drugs.
There's no way that you can stop every like you know um truck that comes into the united tes maxi. It's impossible. They can, they can maybe stop like even search ten percent of them. And the problem with futon all is is you need .
like a thing big .
to kill ten .
thousand people exposed to most china.
This is what Young girls tell me. They produce the precursor. So there's like a precursor they required. And then so what happens is china and and but these are like um above the water, like above board, like just legion farm cercle companies who make this precor. And and then um mexican cartels are essentially acquiring IT.
so presumably is even more concentrated. So you need even less of that.
Yeah I don't know that how IT works if it's specifically a contract form or just it's just one of the ingredients that on its own is I don't think is necessarily toxic or maybe IT is, but it's not fatal on its own.
But if you get that one precise in the new editor, the essentially recipe, I guess you know i'm no expert on this but that's what you yeah essentially yeah but so and then he I camera exactly what he told me but something along the lines of like they had like you know the D A tried to do some things with these chinese companies and then kind like they're unable to really stop them because it's I don't know, it's some sort of and I think china says, you know we're trying crack down on this. But again, they're not technically illegal because venture al is used by hospitals. And you know like if you have some massive surgery, they will give you some of these things. Yes, as painkillers like they are like real pain killers, but like anything to get abuse.
So do you see 天猫。 John won, wiping away tears as he asked north korean women to have more children.
Yeah and then the funny thing is there all in audience all the moment, the moment one dear, there all just like. We are going in trouble.
yeah. Uh, assessment showed the fatlings rated north korea has been falling for a decade amid increasing concerns within families over lots of money being needed to raise children and food. North korean leader kim jo ung won appeared to wipe wipe tears as he urged women to halt a decline in the country's birthright. Mister kim seen dubbing designs with a handkerchief in a red moment of emotion as he addressed the national mother's meeting in the handi institute. Reports said that north korea's population was expected to shrink starting in twenty thirty four.
Yeah, that's I don't know. I don't know what their demographic situation is .
like opt to do the south korea, I think, is that no point six or no point eight as a birthright, two point one is relied. Two relied me. And they, for every hundred south koreans alive right now, there will be four great grandchildren. It's a ninety six percent extinction rate over the next hundred years.
Is there any country that's above two point on?
yes. So like fully enough, the highest on the .
planet CD hard yeah .
ah just like the because that um no yeah that's the highest but even sub sahara n africa, every fifteen years the number of children that each mother has is decreasing by one. So I think it's about seven now. And then in fifteen years, it'll be six and then in fifteen years it'll be .
five and fifteen years it'll be four.
The average size seven child at the moment yeah, I don't know whether that is a woman or her mother because that's different. There are some women who don't have kids. And if you do that, if you actually look at that number in america, the number is still the same as it's always been that two point three mothers have about two point three children or two point five children or something like that. It's the non mothers increasing have zero you you have been like two and half yeah but if you have none you keep .
up yeah so yeah .
do that whole birthday thing but that's that's one of the things that um you pete, as I on you seen that do no like a geopolitics guy I have want to show the value ated rog into and chinese populations gona half basically over .
the next light that's so funny that they had their one child policy and and IT was such a disaster but at the time IT seemed like such a necessary great idea. And then I was like maybe one of the most short side of things because you can't just like undo that you don't snap your fingers and okay, to tude you however many you are you like the damage from that policy is hundred years. Yes yeah.
yeah wild. Well, I mean to eat the choice between, uh like faring now or like extinction later. Yeah no like I guess yeah because .
there they have I mean think like everybody has a huge demographic issues. I guess america, english speaking western countries though can fix that. Which is immigration. Where is china's probably a tougher place to immigration?
They but I mean, that's just kind of kicking the down the road if you have like a total global population yeah at this, which you'd ultimately what matters yeah and you just start trying to fuck and .
move chess pieces around so just pieces right that is true. Yeah I don't because I had this total conspiracy theory based on nothing. But when robi way got repealed, that was that my conspiracy brain was like, they're doing that because, you know, they gave amErica the choice to have more.
to have more .
kids and the goal, you know, have more kids. So we just to force IT and we don't care what how they come in or what we .
need bodies. The conspiracy theory on top of that, which I had someone give me, was, who are the people that are the least able if you restrict access to abortion? Who are the people that at least stable to skirt around the poor people that become the worker ones? exactly. So IT is just we need some more fucking blue color like, yeah you exactly.
And at the end of the day, the way the economy is set up is is essentially like I don't say like a permit scheme, but a kind of is like IT just IT requires more people like the way that you having steady like two percent growth every year that they aim for and you know like you just you need more growth. That's all the that's that's how the whole game is set up is just more people, right? They don't care like, I mean, obviously to agree, you want which people, but you need more people.
I went to learn. I've watched so many different explainers about how the global of the currency finance system in this embedded growth obligation and death based financing. And yeah like if you continue to kind of grow IT, then it's almost like a ponzi scheme within itself where no one realizes that the new money is like feeding the old debt.
What kind of just new new like you know real state, for example, like you just they always want to be building more and putting people in those things or and putting people in those new houses. They don't you don't want a scenario. They're just like those chinese ghost towns, you know like and and that's how they kind of set everything up. So there are just kind of slowly just .
building more things, and they need people to take .
those things more, more, more people means they need somewhere to live and they consume more. They buy more stuff like, you know that that you know again, some theories about why they're opening up the southern border as there are like those people are still regardless of .
how you feel about IT.
they're still people and they're still consumers. They still have to buy toilet paper and they have to eat and they have to get around. And you know most of them you know some people are very uncharitable.
I'm not most of them will try and work and they want to work. Obviously, some because a lot of people like, although just know, live off the government to kind of think that I think that's a very small percent of those people. Most of people just want life.
But I was in their position. I would do the exact same thing. I lived in some central american country with fifty percent of employment rate.
And I I knew that. I mean, it's crazy because there not even all central southern americans there are coming from all china, whatever you know. I was the position, I probably you .
do the same thing do if you heard what happens if you're a cuban and you want to like a skype cuba or crazy. So we have a mutual friend who did a film event of some kind in canada, I think, and told me the story. So he did this one thing, and then his brother did a different thing, i'm pretty sure, filmed the whole film, the entirety of this, like fucking journey that he was on.
I was like, I am a fucking second. Like, this is like seeking a yy lum from a war stricken country. I didn't realize that cuba is so, so stupid. I didn't realize that cuba was like a place that, first of your kind of not allowed to leave, doesn't want you to leave. And if that's .
every communist country is you.
I like to be, but you've got the U. S. Is basically got this rule where if you come from, presumably vane's as well.
Well, maybe china, I don't know, you just like, hey, will give you asylum, don't worry. And yeah, this guy told me. So he did this thing where you smoke out and four in the morning from some event.
And IT was literally like a game of chicken. So he was leading this team of people. Maybe they were um like videography team or something like that and I think he maybe had a ponder that was with him. And he knew because he was the leader that if anybody else left the party that he was a part of, he would be culpable. So you like i'm just going to fucking and go before .
anyone else does, right?
So hime theory, yep, exactly. The prison is dallam's and human is partner. Leave for him in the morning.
Like sneaky. Like packed stuff. Get out. Hitch hiked away, blah, blah.
Do all of the shit need to get stopped? Get to the american border. Hey, where from cuba? Yeah give us allum. And then his brother does the same thing but travels like byland from fucking cuba through guatamo a through believe through like fucking.
There is the whole thing. They just it's only like sixty miles from miami, right? Uba from is only six, really. Oh, it's so close that so there's all these there's all these baseball players because cubes like has some of the best baseball .
players in the world.
And you know, is he clean? I think you and they have they've had endless amounts of good players, but they're not allowed to leave. But some of them were like, if I could just get sixty miles like l duk who used to play for the yankees, hms lor hernda and like the nineties, but he just like, you know, dead of night. They help on like a makes riki raf a kind of like you know and they get over and if you can just get to sure there's a five .
million dollar baseball contract waiting for fifty .
hundred million for these guys. These guys are like, you know, some of the top players in league, but there's and they do like the world baseball classic stuff where cuba fields a team and there's always like olympics and there's always like a couple guys who just defect, right? But the problem is, is that there's, you know your family still in cuba and so now you like they probably have some mission, probably like shame to a degree.
The north korean thing is if you break the rules, it's not just you and your family that get to persecuted .
like eight generations extra.
You're fucking future great great great granddaughter to being yeah like .
a fuck me yes like my parents are from and like when my parents left, my mom dad was in like the communist party in russia. You know like this is in the seventies and when he left he got kicked out like they gave him the built and he was like a good, like, you know, communist know he was like he fought in the red army against the not all that stuff like he was a war hero and then they are just like, well, you know, you did a bad job raising .
your child thing is one hell of a yeah, like a motivator yeah it's, it's, it's fucked. In wildman, you see this undercover video shows porn hood. Employees want porn to stay Young people.
So I saw that. I saw that one. So it's just like a kind of project.
very type like employees of points s parent company were called on camera touting the benefits of underage kids watching pornography and even suggesting that making videos of transgender a identifying people engaging insects. Could help Young people figure out the sexuality, according to a new video released exclusively on the Michael nose show on wednesday. Employee Dylan rice.
sense script writer at the company.
they still do know, seen arguing the pornography sage can be beneficial for proteins, let's say your twelve years old, you're still figuring out your sexuality. Maybe even your agenda wouldn't be helpful to see a celebration, but not just, but maybe just a Normalization of something that you think is what you want. Rice is sing saying, right? Specifically, reference to pornography sites centers around transgender individuals remarking, let's say us twelve and I saw trans Angels IT would help me figure out what I do like and what I don't like.
Um I mean I guess I I not sure like you know I haven't gone through every category of the porn websites, but I imagine there's quite something for everybody there know india.
the second most popular type of porn, india now breast feeding, breast feeding point dude is so strange so this is from a set Steven dividual book um everybody lies and he his argument was basically you tell google things that you don't even tell yourself for your journal of your partner because IT what do you want not what do you think about like writing and reflecting on yeah and he looked up on her data and it's just breast feeding porn isn't big and you it's not even big in like surrounding countries, wherever the fox around india a it's not big. Indian people, indian men specifically just seem to fucking love .
breast feeding porn. Weird ah and any theories .
to why he gave me like some because .
cows are sacred oh is like deep .
like malm yes I know but yeah this I I didn't know. Like i've been thinking this more more about the um some of the exposes shit that we see online.
There was A A screen grab of maybe a tender conversation or a dating conversation that when mega hyper hyper viral as a guy saying that he wanted a traditional wife and the woman saying that really great, is that what I want to? And then he accused her of being a gold digger because he said that he would stay at home. And it's like early days dating or whatever, but it's just like reading IT seemed so not the way that people text.
There was unnecessary exposition yeah about the fact that they went for dinner last night and I knew that I shouldn't that SHE was like, what you mean? I paid for the bill at dinner last night, and he was like, there was a little bit clunky, and that seemed like a fracking false flag. But the same thing with, like some of the second secret camera shit. And they also the same for on street interviews, like the on street interviews, the ones that make these compilations like what what didn't make IT like how many people said i'm just really looking for someone .
that kind of respect me and yeah, it's always the worst stuff, you know and yeah you don't know like that like IT could be legitimately we talk to a thousand people, two of them said the worship you've ever heard of and that's only one that's interesting. I guess .
it's this weird combination of is IT legit? Is what you're seeing contrived, made up like the set of screen shots that I think was? And okay, let's say that that's not was this an unfair represented of what most people saw? And then what does what they said actually mean is what they are saying, what they meant to say?
Yeah is that actually they going .
to show time I think about IT and it's flogging like it's so hard to work out what the facts are and people can't even agree on what the word truth .
means that we can agree on anything anymore. It's it's insane. Every argument now is just everybody talking past each other.
Everybody almost seems like when they're arguing, there seems like there might be some resolution like everybody feels like someone like they say that point every goes, all right. Yeah okay, we we've sorted IT out, but it's not everybody is just you're on your side and that's IT. That's a everybody you know just pick a side and then they're staying on that side very well. I think right now where people's .
minds are changed, when was the last time I keep thinking about this on twitter? No one ever actually breaks the fourth wall on twitter and says he that was out of order. Like you can't say that it's always this like clap back satirical game of tennis where you're trying to be with er or more cutting than what the last person said and it's all like sad dons passive aggressive like quote fucked and sub tweet what the last person said yeah it's never someone like just going like hey hey out of order to say actually, if I can treat IT like an actual conversion.
no, no. I mean, you know the closes i've seen, which was like brought me so much joy, I thought the funny thing to to some sort of argument that resolve was in, I posted this video about, because since the things going on for a while, I used to be like a really, you know, dark web kind of stuff like White to premise itself.
But these charts of how jews that are representation of jews, and things like in, I don't have you seen that, do you would say, like all the jews and politics of the media, whatever, in the these giant charts, remember conia, he held up that he had a thing about the the. So then once the war started, all these anti israel people were like, look at all these jews that are. And so then I made this sketch, and he was the guy that researchers, how many jesus and things.
And i'm like this very just like autistic, just like, I just like knowing how many juicers are and things. And I just make these lists are whenever of juicers are and things and he went like really viral. And then in the comments was this guy and is like, like, what's so funny? Like, you know, because essentially guys like her head is list.
And then he goes, he got my list is he was here and a drive of a public list that he made. And then he started getting in an argument with another guy who's like, I have a list in my list is actually Better. It's more thoro. And then they were like, in the comments, going back and forth .
with each other about .
whose list of juice, but were, this has a more accurate list of jews that are represented in things and then they were arguing. And then they finally the mongo goes, you know, I looked the yours and yours is actually Better than mine .
and like became friends .
comments because I thought, is the honey est thing and they they essentially started off as enemy.
So it's been a fuck in rough year for you. This like, but honestly, like between can and can.
Well, everybody so surprised about the what's going on now with the jew is stuff, but I saw first hand with the conney stuff because when the tiny thing, you know, I was commenting on that and you know, like I was making sketches around that. And so I would see go on youtube on and IT was, you know pretty much all in favor of so then so I was not surprised now people like what that what's going on. People don't like jews on. I'm like, yeah, i've seen that for that's kind of been bubbling up. I think that's always kind of under the surface literally for less three thousand years but .
I didn't have my head of my us that much. I trends and I I pay attention to shit as best I can and I had no fucking idea that there was this much late and anti semi.
Yeah it's it's kind of it's like herpes. It's like a cultural herpes where just that has these outbreaks like these flare ups, you know and then that kind of that goes away and then I kind of flares up again and then yeah IT, he's really weird to see because I have some friends who who kind of don't really like because I get IT because I made on the ff a lot of sketches as I make her like around the stuff once I personally make not what like ryan and yeah then like some of them you see like insane comments. But I mean, I mean.
people have started to use this.
The only thing I can do is just make fun of IT there. No, you know, still.
even the episode did with Peters in a couple of weeks ago, there was a bunch of comments .
calling him just, yeah, I love you problem is I was like, yeah I find IT so funny no, I think a lot of user um don't find that funny. They're this is more series and you know guess I could be determined I sometimes joke about where I make you much fun of this stuff and can put on a train. And ago, I made you, as I should have taken them more seriously.
Alex Jones tells toka elson the president biden walks around the the White house naked drug on and fatigues and benzo s as elan musk says that he's considering allowing alejo .
es back on ex. Yeah yeah that I mean, I don't I don't know about that. Let me like.
suppose is possible what we've everyone's been.
they should let IT .
back on now everyone's been speculating for quite a while about what they've had to pump biden with in order to roll them out on state. Yeah, you like some like sort of punch drunk W W E start like hoogan coming back for another like a code is all shot in the knee yeah and i'm like fucking oppos for my school and know cava practice gonna come in and do this thing.
I I don't know he he seems to have his moments for sure, where he talking. I mean, I kind of joke about IT. He's the only eighty one year old who we treat poorly like this. Like if he was, I not like a civilian, like we would memory fell off his bike and everything like that, fucking eighty.
and fall off his bike. You like.
it's all mad. You take up and be like, yeah like, you are UK like, can we get you? And now, hi fellow, is bike. But I guess when you're the most powerful person in the world, there's a that's so higher standard that's so right.
Like the one really mean to old people .
is like a sweat sweet. Maybe not the way I .
think someone highlighted that if trump gets in office next year, he will be older than when biden got in office.
I yes, yes, blocks does he?
Yeah haven't seen him recently showing the old age on the face.
Ah he looks I mean, again, I don't know what the kind of curve is. The aging curve when i've seen some people say that almost close to a step function. Yeah like you just like this kind like really yeah, I really had you because he does see more than four years older .
than he was four years ago. Does that photo, that famous photo of obama, right? Like before and after presidency.
it's every president actually ages you. I mean, when you have to press a button and kill a village that has to take IT all on you.
do you know how they do the like? Fucking a nuclear football? Do you know how that thing works? Now, I found out from this guide so fucking fascinating. So there's one hundred thirty missile silos. I, B, C, M, nuclear missiles clios all around the states, right at each one of those at all times. There are two officers, and both of the officers have keys around the neck.
Now, what you would think would happen is, does the nuclear football that goes with the president and is got a special piece of paper that they snap in like a wax seal, they snatched, that they pull IT apart. This piece paper inside, it's got a code. They entered the code that then triggers the silo.
The people get the code, enter the code, turn the keys at the same time, the reason we have two people is so that one is accountable to the other, and so that one person can do IT on their own. But also, you don't get think it's called like willing descends or something. So the one is that pressure right now do this is your job like we've got to do the thing.
But obviously, of the problems that you have, we're doing IT that way is if you're fucking if you're the guy that the silo comes off, both of you can be nervous about doing that. We were about fucking turn the key and kill like got like thousands of people or something. So every forty five minutes or so, every single silo around the entire us.
Has one of these things happen where all of them, and then the guys get their keys, but the men turn them into into the code king button, and then they go back. So they, you every less than is like around about every single. And I think the eight hour shifts, and is like, whatever the bunches of people, twenty four hours a day, three, sixty five, this is happening.
And they always go off IT goes off all the time and they don't know if it's real or if it's another one of the drills and drill. And I just and the reason that they do that is when IT does happen. If IT does happen when it's real.
it's just you've been .
programmed like this is stories from russia is the opposite that so it's junior members of staff that do some of the most junior intelligence officers that have the keys because it's kind of of a rugby job. It's put the key in turn to press the button. But in russia is the opposite, is the most senior members of staff. But you'll remember like this, like three times that we've come basically super close to nuclear war. And oh, IT turned out to be like pieces of foil that were in the sky yeah, like the gLance of birds or something, or some reading .
on the there. A B marine where they lost contact, and they they basically had some sort of order. Like, I can remember the exact story I think I heard coast to coast or something is like a famous of U. S. Summary, they lost full contact and essentially like the protocol was that they believe that they were under nuclear attack .
and they had to do IT.
And then some guy, he overall, I know we're not doing that. He was right.
And had he not been, they had happened like I think, at least two or three times in russia. But this in the us. This is the final like, fucking kick that I learned from this stood. And he said that not only is that all of them happening almost all the time, twenty four years a day, three, sixty five, and they don't know it's real if it's fake, but all of them are part of one network.
So all IT takes us for one pair of people to enter the code and they offer, and you'll find which everyone needs because they all pointed different places yeah like I can be in fucking iwa. And the wisconsin fucking thing goes off even. If so, you need like one pair of people out over one hundred and thirty pairs of people. You also have the accountants of each other and also don't know if it's real, if it's fake. And then I guess just one day, if you ever happens one day, you're just gonna cking like put the coding and then he the.
Same you so fuck that. I no idea. I was thought I was just the president because entrance.
the thing just a brief.
is my .
fucking cool.
Probably Better that way.
What have you reflected on about this sort of matt? Right, fall out. And we thought about this much.
I thought you honestly, I feel like I know a guy who who like open forum and know he has a unique situation because his audience, when he got famous superfast, his audience is all women, right? It's like ninety. It's the opposite of our audience like literally it's like all women. And I think when this stuff, like he was a basic joke, wasn't anything that are crazy. But I think he not right probably want to be like I just want to be a committee for everyone.
So I think he kind of leaned into this controversy because IT allowed him to just yeah, you go i'm going to get get rid of the ten percent of the most annoying audience that are just kind of, you know maybe a little fair weather and you don't want to take to the demands. I just want to do what I want. And he might have been able to replace those ten percent within percent of guys.
So that net probably is a Better moves. That kind of how I read IT. He's just like, look, i'm on atomic. I'm not trying to cater to a specific audience.
Do you think that, that playing at that was done posted like the instagram story of the special needs?
Yeah, yeah. He just be like.
that's just comics. Do you think that that's given him or will give him more legitimacy in like the comedy world? Not that he doesn't already.
but yeah I mean, I don't think he needs like a legally but like know he's sells five thousand .
tickets .
tonight enough. I think he just wants maybe ppi pigeon hold us and nobody really does, I think as a comedian so I think he he just wants to say, hey, you not like some just handsome dude who is not doing joke, you know, I can be funny just like another comedian and what which I think was probably a smart move for him.
I think.
And then you get also just all the people complaining about you and I just raise your profile because, you know he was on tmc. Everybody's like all this got so i'm sure lots people didn't .
even know he was yeah I think rogan said his show has never had as many plays as when CNN was featured him exactly. yeah. So the strikes and effect, if you use IT right .
IT can be prety powerful in saying, but there is really no no negative publicity, you know, like as long, you know, doing .
crime yeah, I told you about this last night, but sometimes talks about digital policy yeah ah but this is almost like um purpose leprosy or like elected leprosy. So sams point being that he gets into different furs and debate or whatever on twitter, but now doesn't have twitter. So bit of his audience might be mad him and be leaving but because he is not that he doesn't notice.
Like, like, d like the fingers fall off the first falls off that woman. I didn't feel that, but I wonder what the man in some regards, almost as I oh, this is my opportunity to call some barnacles off the bottom of the ship. I don't want yeah ah so if I lean into this even more or get rid of like a little .
bit of mobile access to and I mean you to a pose for A E I, that is like the number one rule, can you not apologize for your jokes?
I used to shelter this last year. Do you think that there are IT? Is that such a thing as a joke that shouldn't be told?
I mean, if constantly bombs, I mean, that's the only thing is that funny, is IT funny and is IT not funny. You know, obviously that that's like the starting point, is that funny not funny? If you tell a joke and a constant bombs and you go, yeah don't tell that joke, then you can get into, you know, more like a craft kind of stuff, say, hey, this is a good joke because there's bad jokes that do well that make people laugh. And there may be cheap jokes wherever, then you can start getting that. But you know, every economic has they have to make those decisions for themselves.
That's exactly what I shell said. Yeah, literally he was, like I said, is A A joke that shouldn't be told and he said, is IT funny as I yes, he said, tell if it's a funy joke. You're a lot to tell exactly to tell you.
And if you want to say, some of every comic sometimes will come up with a joke and the new talent IT kills you feels kind of cheap, you know.
for a whatever reason .
what's IT may be I may be icky because I just like I has kind of hacking.
What's like an example of something .
like just you like, what are you talking about with you just talking about their lives and airplane stuff to the airport sometimes? Like that's funny joke. But you know maybe it's not the best take on .
the falling off a bike .
joke kind of or I mean to tell you what, because comedy has shifted because of um the speed at which you should be like a lot comments will put out any special over like four years kind of thing. And h now it's a little quicker because in order to tour and just the amount amount comedians, but a lot of comics will comment on the same stuff like, you know, jeffrey domer show came out and then there's ten comedians, you know, you might be the first, but then eventually .
you .
everybody, jeffrey d, jeff re. Dor, at least there's like, it's almost like an arms races to get IT out there to be like at least on the first one to get IT out there because you definitely don't want to be the guy with the special, you know, the tenth jeffrey domer.
bit right. But everybody .
y's watching the same stuff right now, like and all these things are the biggest cultural things, you know. So if you want to comment on the thing that everybody is seeing, uh, I mean, the classic thing would be trump with late night, you know, I just IT became so right and IT ruined these comedians, literally like ruin their brands. You know, they were constantly just all they could talk about was trump and IT was a and I was dishonest how they were talking about and people kind of, you know, first people like, yeah and then even people on the left world like, okay.
this is this is just hack tag ah yeah did what we were talking on last night about this sort of fall out from late night show hosts trying to come and do bless. Scripted more just banter yeah stuff and you kind of get to see like whose swiming naked there they are all .
swimming I mean, was for that strike force five thing that they did the five later. I during the strike and I watched IT. IT was terrible and IT was a literally a zoom call between five guys and nothing prepared. They just the very classic, like they told, you know, Stephen koba was telling some story about some famous dictators pants that he had and like some family I can't remember, but like some dictators like dated his mom .
or something and like six pants .
and then they tell some story about, like I saw Sammy Davis junior. Jimmy comes like I saw sai dave junior like a store.
okay.
Yeah and it's just like it's just so but in monae and you can tell them like the crazy is these guys have all twenty writers and the twenty writers still are not cracking out much.
What do you thinks the future what's the what's the future of comedy from where using would like friends you've seen is that specials I haven't .
to be passed up more quickly yeah for sure I li was kind of the first guy who press the accelerator but now, you know yeah you have to specially if you're talking about certain things and just gets stale so you put IT out of, you just can do IT and then stop doing IT, which is not there.
Is there a delicate baLance between showing enough of what you're working on that a good jokes on instagram or tiktok, whatever, to be able to sell tickets for your shows? This is not releasing your entire special in forty five second chunks. yeah. Ounce of the special.
Yeah, yeah. And you know what, sometimes this is kind of a new where thing where A A lot of comics will when they go on the road, they'll have A A little time to order to just kinda stuff that's in the news. And they are not the most polish jokes, but because they're referencing something so current, they actually will hit well.
And then you can release those because those don't actually really make the act right. Those like like mark known and samaria does a good job of that. Ryan does a good job of that. We'll just kind of like just it's almost like how we comment on something on a podcast.
Now this should be exactly .
and you know you're not really it's not good enough for you .
like this isn't going to .
make yeah be a part special, but we can talk about this today and this one weekend at this show and then lift up and put IT out. And so what .
else what else is something in in the world .
of like comedy? I mean, it's like it's really funny me. We were talking about how a lot of uh, comedians are now like like like actor like the actual celebrities are now becoming podcasts ers, essentially because the whole world is fragmenting.
I don't we're not really in, to be honest, but that whole world of comedie is is getting very fragmented. Like you know, aren't people who are fans of us? I can't imagine they don't watch a late night. They don't really I don't even know what comedies are on like I don't know what a comedy show is on right now.
Big bang now .
it's been off. So so funny we talk about that has been cancelled for like seven years.
Watch if you walk around new york right now, like.
no, no, no, no, they have there like the buses and taxes have all ads for IT because that's what's going on comedy where they're promoting a show that's been cancelled for seven years, like it's a show that's on because there's no good shows that are on. I know this always Sunny, filled off is on, which is like all the good shows. Comedy wise are the shows that have been done for fifteen years like south park.
So felicia, but in terms of new comedies, it's there and I get IT there. You know, you don't want to take these risks, this incentive committed rise taking because of you know the climate, I guess so and they don't know the comedy that come out or just the most vanilla. I kind of monday shed, and I want to want the distance because .
south box illustrated. I wonder whether the distance that the people who make IT have from the like actors that make the actually a front and central in the T. V show. Wonder if that's giving them a little bit more longer. Jeff tz.
is I I just think that there such a money maker and like central doesn't make anything anymore. They don't like I couldn't tell you what they make. They just air reruns of there are a properties that they have, you know, very key appeal.
IT used to be country central if you ve got a special company. cool. And nobody say half hour, I don't think they do half hours. They'll do maybe like these ten minutes.
But only sentiment is, youtube channel said as many times, because I know I do live streaming for my collar show that I do on tuesday, it's all value email if you want to check out M A I L, but they have eleven point six millions describers on their youtube chanel county central. And we'll do these live streams of stand up like two three hundred people watch like they're absolutely killed their brand like kill IT destroyed. I don't even think I could be resurrected at this point.
So I fucking crazy. Yeah.
it's crazy. Mean, think about IT like, you know, daily wire has to make a comedy stuff right now. And I saw a thing with Jerry, we're saying, like, know, your rogan essentially was like, U. S.
Have to make this and is like that, you know, we do kind of have to make this because nobody else will and there's just nobody, everybody just wants to play IT safe with, especially with comedy. There hasn't been, I mean, i've been beating this because this horse, because it's a it's just so crazy. Ly, there has not been a popular comedy movie like a big a box office hit in now ten years.
What was the last one ted too? Like if you look at the top fifty company movies of all time by by box office, the only one like the most recent one of those was ted to wow ten years ago. Like there's just, you know there any IT obviously overlaps with what's .
going on culturally. So you what speaking of ted to family guy is still going didn't realize that it's still going. What do you watch? But that seems to have really, I don't know.
I remember in ten, fifteen years ago, family guy was like, fucking crazy. Yeah, this going to be this IT made south park almost like slow in some way. Yeah, like more cool and more cutting in the characters are kind of a bit more lovable. Now, IT, I don't know. IT.
yeah, I have know what I can't even comment on. I have not seen family guy in a long time, i'm sure has its its moments. But again, it's just one of those things where it's probably just some big money maker. They're not gonna be able to replace IT with something that is comparable.
Yeah I Jimmy ca told me about this idea of a trajectory being more important than position. So if you are hundred in the world at the thing, but last year you were two hundred in the world, there is more a lure and excited around you than if you are number three in the world, but last year you number two. So basically your sort of trajectory is more important than your absolute position and you arrived with what you say about well.
because it's more up. It's ah yeah like there's more upside and there's we're potential and there's more unknown about IT, right? Like once you're two, you know you can only be one and that's IT. We're done thinking about where this could go. There's no day or leaving .
ing about what can happen. Yes, yeah, yes. How how high could they rise maybe even higher than the highest person? Yes, that slow decline. But yeah, and it's one of those things I can totally see IT why people would sacrifice credibility or cool or whatever. And it's not like they always purposeful ly do this. Sometimes people just like make calls that tweet things or say things or do whatever that's but I thought that was kind of cool, of interesting or whatever right the time and I didn't be is not everything is a rational purpose decision, but a good chunk of IT is just not keeping eye on the ball. And you're write comedy central to go from where they .
were to what they are just all the kind of know not of sounding some crazy like boom but like IT really was the diversity stuff because they were um you know when I I think everything got like he was almost like a hockey stick when tromp b showed up. I can terms of this massive over over reaction course correction kind of thing, but you know they wrongly were over emphasizing, like White guys, like when people say you know they were, they put too many of them. But the problem is is how do you you know like you can just like exactly um represent everybody that's a communism essentially like we're going to have an exact representation of .
every person.
I mean, it's like it's literally impossible. So they were overdid IT one way and now they and then they went and they overdid IT the other way. But with comedy problem was, is that sometimes, like, you can just, I know that you want to keep your jobs right and the only way to do so at the time to, hey, you really make the super diverse, but wasn't the people available to do that?
Like you can't like you can't just say, hey, this person's checks, these three boxes you like but that person who been doing standard for three months, there's just not good. It's not nothing against them. And I don't blame those people for taking that uh, thing really like that. Just not how are should be is a roof .
this position almost to put the the elected person into as well because what's gna happen that they're na say no, they're like they're not going to say no. But if they say yes, then they they kind of buy all of the people in the industry. They actually care.
They feel like done on fat leg up and then they are over. okay. So I say no today, and I maybe never get this opportunity again.
You'd never say no. You know, like comedians are never rarely turning down any opportunities like that. So yeah, I used to take the opportunity and and then but if you look at the comments, right like like company, go look a company central standard PS instagram page, right? They they kind of I think they kind of seen the era of their ways, but in classical way, too late.
But if all these people who follow them for bill burr and dave shaped, and then they just started putting all these just kind of essentially amateur comedians on for the purpose of diversity, which is truly self serving, because he was for the purpose of these people keeping their jobs, right? Because they essentially IT was like, the tide came out and they were like, man, you know, the ties out. And were we fucked up? We we put too many White people on or reverse, and then now we have to overreact.
And then all the commenter like, what is this shit? Like people like this, where's the you know, you got like, where's the joke? And I feel bad for, uh, the diverse people who are actually good because then when they get put up, people think it's for the purpose of diversity, right? And you're like, so it's an unwind noble position because if they wanted to say, hey, we're going to put the best people on, then there is a chance that you might not be representative enough, coco, because I think is there is a you know, when I start a comedy, which is fifteen years ago, a lot of women would fairly or or at least say, like you know, they would be the tokening zed person on a show, right? They would say, like we already have one woman on the show.
Kind of like you'd hear that like a show with eight people but also they were about that ratio of comedians. Like, I wasn't ever fifty fifty. Like, kind is a guy thing, or at least was. And then, you know, when this stuff started happening, they were like, OK, we need fifty fifty. Like, that is not how comedy shakes out .
in the barrow of that. How comedy .
shakes out like it's not fifty fifty. Like it's not if you took a masterly st of all communities, not half women, it's probably now a quarter.
What take an interesting thing that I realized was I confirmed nightlife background, the number of female djs, because you can be a good DJ, you can be an all right producer and very, very good D. J. So people go to see people that play good club sets that don't necessarily produce and make music to absolutely banging on into the charts.
But when you are doing d, there is other than the selection of the things, it's not like you don't know who's doing IT. I list to a podcast with a guy or podcast ast with a woman like I know I hear yes, coming out. And also they have different talking points too, but we did ging.
It's like if I press a fucking in task track or a chick presses a tr track IT is the exact same thing happened, right? So from a performance standpoint, completely egalitarian, but from a lifestyle standpoint, do you want to just pack and unpack and live in hotels and beyond the road and be up until four in the morning for one hundred and fifty days of the year, like is not a lifestyle you actually want. But if you want to try and get fifty, fifty representation gonna have to like dig into population rather than a like industry demographics for sure.
And you have to find people who, you know, maybe, I don't know in the world of D J, not as qualified or whatever. But I mean, again, this is communism, like we're all this stuff, and we are in canada, we are making stuff. And the tide started to turn on this stuff.
And like ryan would have a show at cbc, and cbc would say, like h literally sent him a spread sheet, or you say, you have to have all these things. And IT was funny because ryan was the writer, director, producer. So that's all White guys.
And so rya like, I feel like fire myself, right? Because which is weird, because he is like one. I don't need to.
I like, I don't need a director. I wanted director myself. I want to, I want to do all the self myself. But then cbc, like, well, you're literally three White guys in the scenario. But then I will show my mom.
I was one third .
of a White guy. I know .
that .
how. And then, and I told my mom and my own like, I like what russia was like. I got like what living in common is russia was like, like.
And I I get IT. Look, there's always gonna someone getting the short end of the stick. it's. There's no and that's why I you know don't get to you know when I get told like were not seeing know when I was doing acting in canada.
They be like if you wear a White, I maybe we could help you out but just that has gone on and I never really got to work up over IT because there's always been someone who was told that, yes, it's always something always going get through the short of mistakes. You just got take IT. You know, like I I don't know know, i'm not gonna like making you my identity and complaining about us. Go, okay, find all i'll figure out away and I have, you know so and thankfully, you there's youtube in the internet and all that stuff were. If we can kind of carve out their own .
thing done in this one home, why should people go to keep up?
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