24 at the Shore: Fist Pumps, Fake Tans & Furry Boots with Special Guest Jake Shane
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Well, it's not actually my birthday yet. It's we're recording this intro right now during our basil week and I basiled way too hard last night. I you've been basiling way too hard. I don't I don't know I think it's because when you're running around from these events You're not eating a proper dinner and that's the scary thing and then you go to these events and it's social things and people are like Let's take shots. So now i'm turning 24 Okay, i'm getting really old and I feel like getting really I really think shots are out for me Oh

I don't think... They suck. I don't like them. I hate them. And my mom, when we were growing up, always was like, don't take shots, don't take shots. And I was always like, you're such a loser. I used to think shots were drugs just because of how she would talk about them. My mom was like, they are poisonous, but they do because you don't realize...

Oh my god, this is a boring start to the episode. Goodbye. You're acting like we're not going to be taking shots this whole weekend. Guys, I just had a little bit of bad anxiety. Alex is just so hungover. I'm just hungover and I'm lying to all of you. But I am having this nice margarita right now to start this episode.

so that i can recover from last night you know who else i saw last night john oh really i didn't see him really he was also looking like he was dazzling too hard i think everyone's dazzling a little too hard everyone's dazzling a little too hard this week but i feel like well honestly just to be candid with you guys i've tried to get ashton to talk about the status of her

relationship or non-relationship we have recorded this uh probably four or five times now and we just keep cutting it out because ashton's like i'm too scared to talk about anything just because ashton's all like she doesn't want drama yeah

Which I still am like, do you see me? Yeah, she's getting nervous. And I don't want drama either. But I also think at the end of the day, like you have to tell people what's going on in your life. And I now see there's all this stuff on TikTok. That's the thing though. There is no drama. It ended up ending...

But the thing is, I feel like people thought that you were dating and then they see stuff of him online or him like talking to girls. And then they're like, oh my God, Ashton, you're being cheated on. And then I get stressed out for you. And I'm like, yeah.

I'm just hoping like not saying anything long enough people get the hint. I feel like they have gotten the hint. They have, I feel like. Nonetheless, I just feel like you needed, well, yeah, I forced her. I was like, I just think you should say that because then at least it's out in the open so people can stop tagging you and stuff. Yeah, but there's like no hate. No, and declare we all fam. But more importantly. My birthday. We're going to be celebrities.

birthday. I also want to do a vlog at the end of this of my birthday trip because you guys are not prepared. I'm turning 24. You know when like...

someone plans something for their birthday and it's like such a force. Like I feel like last year it was like we went out to a club and it's a lot of fun, but then I'm like, I feel bad like forcing everyone. See, I am getting old and mature. I'm like, I feel bad forcing everyone sometimes to like go out or do something or like you get invited to stuff and you're like, oh, I have to go to their birthday thing. Yeah. You know, I never wanted to feel like that. So I was like, maybe we do something like more chill.

So I was like we should go to Key West. Key West is the most magical place on this earth. Have you ever been? I went for like when we were there for Mother's Day and like drove through but that doesn't really count. I've never like gone out in Key West. It literally is just like a place of its own and it's the most fun place on earth. It's just very like chill beach town vibes but just like funky. Like everyone there I just feel like is just old and chilling and

live in life and like no one cares I feel like there's no worries in the world there and we've always had our most crazy cryptic nights out in Key West so I was like maybe we do a little trip to Key West yeah but you're like I love how you're like yeah we're just gonna do something chill we're just gonna go to Key West and you're like I have had the craziest cryptic nights yeah but we're only going out the one day so my plan is we're all gonna drive from Miami to Key West which is like a two or three hour drive I might want to skydive on the way there

Could be fun. That's crazy. How are you going to get the cars out there, though?

What do you mean? Don't you like fly and then jump? Yeah, there's a, right when you're driving to Key West, I did this with Kristen one time, you just pull over on the side of the road. There's like a little, we just walked in. We're like, hey, can we skydive? And they take you up. It's so fun. I love skydiving. I honestly didn't like it. I felt like I was choking the whole time. And I was so scared that I was like, this isn't worth it again. Skydiving is really fun. But like, you didn't feel like you were plummeting to your death the whole time? No, I like, you know,

you know when people are always like talk about like natural adrenaline high like i felt the adrenaline after is great but during it i was like no i'm going down the guy like had like a gopro like taking pictures the whole time and every picture i'm like cheesing from like ear to ear i'm like this is so awesome that didn't happen for me and and they do like the photos where everyone's throwing up this little like shaka thing with their hands or like a peace sign and they're like woohoo

Love falling through the sky. It's my favorite thing on earth. My photos were literally me. I have to insert them right now. Choking on the air, choking on my hair. My shoe almost flew off. And then I'm like, what if this man that is strapped to me that I literally met five seconds ago just doesn't pull this little string? Then we die.

I went first out of my whole group. It was really scary, but so fun. I think I went second or first. I don't know. But honestly, it was a lot of fun. Maybe we'll try it again if we're feeling like we need this. Yeah, you're saying you're, like, hating it, but you want to do it again? I didn't like it, but it really sets the mood for, like, a good weekend. Like, imagine just flying into your birthday party. Yeah.

I'm plummeting out of the sky into my birthday party this year. I really just want the vibes to be like summer house, fun, everyone mumble jumbled together. So I think we'll go out to like a chill dinner Friday night. I think we stay and we do something more wholesome. Maybe we'll play like Uno or something Friday night. And I love Uno. So I'm going to force everyone to play Uno. Then Saturday, this is where things are getting crazy. I think we wake up breakfast. Oh, I didn't tell you guys my theme.

My theme is 24 at the shore and I really want it to be like Jersey shore trashy. So I want everyone to bring their trashiest, trashiest outfits, neon tank tops, um, cheetah print bra for boots, like the rhinestone sunglasses and hats. And the reason that we ended up doing a theme was because I knew that we'd be going out in Key West and I was like, well,

I mean, I always love to dress up and I feel like it's my birthday. So I was like, I can't wear like a dress and heels in Key West. Just want to be the vibe. So then I was like, well, what's something else I can do? And I was trying to think of themes like maybe glitter. And then I was like, wait, we can dress like so trashy. I need to go shopping though. I know. I still don't.

know what I'm wearing yet, but I did get these really fun hot pink boots. So hopefully they come in time. And Saturday morning, I want us to wake up. We're going to go on this. They're these little tiki boats. Are they like the circle ones? Yes. So they're literally like, imagine like a little tiki bar at like a tiki restaurant. And it just, it just floats in the water.

and we're gonna get two of them. And there's like no one driving it, right? No, there is. I don't think so. The circle ones? What do you think? They just float? I feel like I've seen them and there's just like no one in it. You can't just like let a boat with a full bar on it float. Well, that's why I was always so like enamored by them. I was like, what is going on? No, but that's, it literally is just

floating tiki bars in the ocean so that we're gonna tie up with those and I think we'll do like mimosas or something fun during the day and then at night is we're gonna kick it into Jersey Shore trash mode and I want to have like a ratchet pregame at the house where it's just like we're making a mess like we're having so much fun if you're my Airbnb owner we're not we're not

on me she's like no it's gonna be super clean no but like i just want alex miss is like college pre-games like house pre-games with like red solo cups and just like yeah i need that a little bit more that'd be so cool i'm like yeah i do that every day i need a little bit more of that in my life and i think alex just wants to go back to college the other good thing about this house is that it's walkable distance to the bars so i feel like i mean

what's better than like us being able to go walk together down the street, like drink in hand with all my girls and our cheetah print and our fur. Like it's going to be the best night ever. And the other good thing about QS, there were probably the bars going to have no one there besides like old random people. And like, Oh my God. So it's just going to be like, we can just do whatever we want. I'm really excited. I'm so excited. I need this in my life. Oh, I love birthdays. You really do. I love birthdays too.

But honestly, not really. Because I just get so anxious. Like, when it's, like, all the attentions on me. I always get so worried that, like, everyone else is going to have fun. And then I'm like, if I planned something, I'm always like, oh, God. You never plan your birthday, though. I know. That's why I've been making you plan my birthdays for the past, like, three years. Because I get so anxious. And I'm like...

I can't like I just it's too I get too anxious. I love planning a birthday party I did all the planning myself for this and I love putting it together. I think she's really good at it. You should be a party planner. Do you know I used to want to be a party planner? Yeah. When I was in high school that's what I would draw up is like

uh, when we had those classes, it's like, what do you want to be in 10 years? I wanted to be a party planner and I'm kind of doing that. Remember when you threw me a surprise 16th birthday party and like, I really just like, didn't want to go out that night. I was like, I'm not feeling it. And you're like, you're going out. And you told me we were going to this like guy from our high school is like, how,

basement party and I was like, I'm just really not feeling it. You finally convinced me to go. And I remember I put on like jeans and like a purple crop top and you're like, you're not wearing that. Wear this. And you whip out like a black leather mini skirt and like a black lace bodysuit. I was like, Alex, we're going to a basement party at this guy's house. Like

I am not wearing that and you're like put this on right now and I think we got in a full-blown fight to where you had to eventually be like what are you wearing because I knew that there was people downstairs waiting for her I was throwing her a surprise party and she wasn't dressing up I was like it's your birthday we have to dress up yeah but like it was it first of all it was my 16th birthday that's a big one I was just like no and then eventually we were fighting so much she was like

I'm throwing a surprise party for you downstairs get dressed right now and I was like Alex if you put me in that outfit for my surprise party I would be so pissed I was like you know I wanted to wear that one pink dress you've had in your closet that like I don't know what you're talking about that one that I wore it was like the little like frilly like romper dress with like the white lace overlay I was obsessed with it and I was like I want to wear that on my 16th birthday and you were trying to put me it was a total opposite vibe of what you were trying to dress me in and I was like

it just i mean what you would never go wrong with a little mini skirt it was no and the lace body no we're just we're different in that way sorry but that's why i love you i was trying you did try and you did great i threw you a surprise birthday and it was really fun but i just think it was really funny that you were trying to put me in this outfit that i would yeah and then she was like um if you actually put me in that i would be so mad i was like alex i would have been so upset i would have been more upset than i would have

if I wore the jeans. But I'm actually really excited to turn 24 because I feel like my other friends that are turning 24, like, I feel like that feels so old. I can't believe I'm turning 24. For some reason, I have been or been, like, thinking that I'm 24 for the past, like, three months. When people ask me how old I am and I say 23, I'm like, wait, I'm so young. Yeah, 23 does sound really young because you seem, like...

much more mature than 23 I just think it's because I'm like put in a lot of situations with work especially where like I'm not doing anything that a normal 23 year old is doing so then when people ask me my age I'm like whoa like I'm you're only 23 yeah so we forget we forget give me some grace she's just a little girl I'm just a little baby but I'm so ready to be 24 and like

for some reason 24 like it sounds more mature it sounds like sexy it kind of does I think it's a sexy year it's the even numbers that's why I like like the way it looks and I feel like I feel a certain way and like honestly I don't think I liked 23 year old Alex like she was fine but I feel like she was very confused I feel like she was great I love 23 year old Alex no because I mean I she was fine

no she wasn't I don't like her really you know who I love 21 year old Ashton how old are you now 21 um yeah I just feel like for me 23 was a big like transition period and I was figuring a lot out and I think I also just made some wrong choices which is fine to make wrong choices but I feel like it was a big learning year like this year I've learned so much and I mean do you believe in astrology

yeah i kind of do because i had this girl read my birth chart for my interview that i did with cosmopolitan last year i want to do that no no so bad i want my birth chart read so so no one told me that this was literally going to be a full-blown psychic reading that would be accurate like everything that this girl said has come true she was like you're going to be going through so many contracts this year like she would tell me specific dates that i was going to like sign different big deals that were going to like change the trajectory of my life and it would

She would say like, oh, in June, you're going to sign something. And I was like, I have no idea. I talked to her probably in like January. And in June, I ended up signing something. She was like, in the fall, something's going to happen with your boyfriend and his career. And you're going to really need to be there for him. And I was like, in the fall, like what's going to happen? Wait. Yeah. She said that? Yes. Wait.

I guess I never read this article, but that's crazy. I mean, that part wasn't in the article, but that was like she told it to me offline. And I think we should have her on the podcast. I do another one because I need to know how 25 is going to go. But I'm also like, do I want to know? I am a person that wants to know because then it makes more sense when I'm like, oh, at least it's like written in the stars. Yeah, that's what I always think. Like everything that's meant to happen is like already happening.

You know? Yeah. I don't know. I think everything does happen for a reason and I'm a big believer in that. Oh, fuck. That's another thing I did this week at Art Basel is I was talking to someone and I just was oversharing. Oversharing way too much. Got emotional. I'm crying to this person. I haven't even talked to this person in like a year and a half and I'm trying to be nice. I don't know who Art Basel Alex is, but she's been crazy and we're going to channel that energy for Key West. I'm so excited. No. Key West? Like, whoo!

And Jake's coming. So obviously we're going to have to have him on the pod, but I think we should set up the podcast like confessionals in the Jersey shore. Don't you think? Yes. Right. Yes. Absolutely. That would be so funny. And we're all like a little tipsy. So I think if anyone is, if everyone is listening to the podcast from this point on, I think you should switch over to watch it because I'm going to do a full birthday vlog for QS to bring you guys along. And I want to have a confessional and see how it goes.

Should we go to Key West? Absolutely. Okay, let's do one more cheers and we're signing off to Key West. 24 at the Shore, here we come.

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House tour. We have our kitchen. Oh, you're nice.

Let me show you the best part which is outside. Like you can't tell me that this is not the best backyard. I'm not gonna sleep because I want to maximize all of my time back here. Hannah, I'm so excited to get in that pool later. You don't understand. I don't know if Hannah should be invited on this trip. No. As soon as I saw this I was like, hmm maybe I should just stay home. Hannah gets a little crazy in QS. Like why do I feel like you're gonna end up in jail?

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I don't even know what happened last night. Things got a little crazy. But today is the big day. We have tiki boat at 12 to 4 and then we're going out and bar hopping after. So we're gonna get coffee right now and Jake and Ash are not coming here today. So this is my coffee outfit.

the day and I'm very excited I met so many great people last night I also got to go up on stage last night on the dirtbags which I will insert the footage now but that was the best thing ever but my friends DM this band I had no it's our favorite band in QS but they DM this band to sing me happy birthday they gave me a crown and a wand on stage in a sash and it actually was the coolest thing I've ever done in my entire life so we're

We're on today too. Things are only gonna go more downhill from here. So welcome to our floating tiki bars. This is actually the most perfect thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Music is about to be blasting. Oh my god. I can't believe this is real. I've always wanted to go on one of these. We made it to Cuba!

I'm sweating right now. I'm a little tipsy. I'm a little tipsy too. I'm getting there. The Key West? Okay, so Ashley and Jake have really yet to experience Duval Street in Key West. I haven't experienced it. It's the best place ever. I'm so excited. Have you been there before? You've been there in college? Yes. We go for Fantasy Fest, so we're about to go bar hopping right now. We're all dressed to the theme for Jersey Shore, and I'm...

I have never been more excited for anything in my life. We went on this tiki boat today and Ashton didn't make it on this tiki boat. - I missed the tiki boat. - Holy shit. - You know what? God came down to you.

and gave you a little kiss. God said, God gave you a little kiss. I was so upset that I didn't make it on the team. I was like literally distraught. Well, first of all, Ashton was supposed to come here Friday night. She changed her flight and then yells at me that she's missing this boat. I didn't yell at you. I was like, wait, you never sent the itinerary. And I did. And then I checked and she did. And I just never...

I was like, you never sent it to me. But I realized I just never saw it because I didn't know it sent as a file. So it just looked like a random text. So I thought you sent like a picture. I knew that the boat was going to be something wrong was when we had to split up. So we had two different like tiki boats and ours. There was one that was like a physical bar with like bar seats. And then there was one that just like a tiki hut on top with regular boat seating. So I'm thinking we get on. It's actually nice out. Yep. Two different boats. I get on and I'm like, oh, my God. Wow. Like.

This is so nice out. So the vibes were like on a thousand, like everyone was freaking out. Like it couldn't have been better. All of a sudden we start like cruising off like you do on a boat, like when they kind of like cruise off and go somewhere. We're like holding on and it's kind of like it's getting crazy. Like this thing's going so fast. Can I tell you, though, like I'm in the group chat with everyone in this house this weekend. So I'm not here, but I'm seeing these texts and everyone's like.

I said, are we being kidnapped? Because it got to a point where all of a sudden we're holding onto this tiki bar for our dear life. Like everyone, he didn't say like, put your phones away, like put your bags away. Like we're flinging and the other boats send a video of us and I have to overlay it right now. It's a picture. It's a picture. It's a live photo. It's just like a floating tiki in the water and the water's like splashing on it and you click the live and it's like swooshing. It must have been going 200 miles per second.

per hour I think it was also we're like 20 minutes into it yeah no no how much longer and he and we think he's gonna be like we're pulling up he goes 20 30 minutes yeah no he we're on this thing for already like 20 minutes and I was like wait how am

how much longer? And he was like, I was like, how much longer is like this happening? And, um, like majority 85% on this tiki boat was spent with us just holding on for our dear life. So did the tiki boat like take you to a location? just wait. Oh, just wait. Just wait for it.

So we were flying on this tiki boat and he says like 20 minutes and I'm checking my time and like all the other girls are texting us from the other boat and they were like, hey, like, is everything okay? Like, where are we going? Like, we got to a point where like you couldn't see land like at all. Like, yeah, it was and the cell service was going out and I was like, wait, where are

And I was like, I thought we just were hopping on a tiki bar and sitting right outside QS on the water, but on a little bar. We were blazing for another country. And I was like, where are we going? Then it's 20 minutes. So I'm like, OK, are we close? Because I didn't see land in sight. And he was like, I underestimated. Probably like 20 minutes more. And I was like--

Okay. So by the time we get there, I'm first of all shaking because I'm like, oh my God, are we dying? Second of all, I'm frozen like to the core. Like my hands are purple. Yeah, because it's not like that hot out. My hair, everything has flown off of me. I'm like zippered up in my little juicy couture sweatsuit. Also, the water, like everyone's like Florida water is warm. Okay. They're like, it's like a hot tub. Like it's so warm. It's crystal clear. And I like jump in. It is in ice.

It was. Okay. No. So we finally pull up and it was just like, imagine like the Everglades in Florida, just like kind of like marsh. It wasn't like land. There was just like marsh in the middle, like that we drove 45 minutes for and we pull up and I was like, oh, okay. Like no one has cell service. I was like, okay. Like, so we drove here and we meet up with this other boat that like they were friends with. And it was so obvious that they just like took us here because like they wanted to meet up with their friends. They were all friends.

We pull up and there's a group of guys like, hey, whatever. They were all playing fingers. What? And Alex looks at the boat and goes, they want to play fingers? We can play fingers too. Like what? We spent the day with these random men and we were in this like water. So then we had no other choice. I was like, we just have to get drunk right now. And I kept looking at Jake and I was like running on the beach. I was like this.

Yeah, and she was making like her iguana juice. So I have a new term and it's called, and I'm going to use it on here because it sounds a little bit more like ladylike, I feel. Iguana. Iguana. So iguana, we got these drinks at dinner last night and neither of you were there, but they gave us these drinks and it was, when I tell you, just like,

a full cup of tequila with like a splash of lime and it was called the night of the iguana and then i was like oh my god we're gonna be like blacked out after this and i was like we're gonna be iguanas turned into like iguanain turned into iguana juice so like iguana is now a new word that we're gonna use for like if say someone's like blacked out in the corner and they're like yeah i'll tell you also the other reasoning before this but

someone's blocked down the corner instead of being like she's blocked out like that sounds so judgy you're gonna be like oh my god she's like iguanain because that's like kind of fun she's an iguana right now and so this also comes into term because in miami there's iguanas and when it turns winter in miami which is like 60 degrees this is like when i first learned about this i actually lost my mind so so when it gets cold in miami it's like 60 degrees these iguanas

and basically go into like a comatose. So they look like this. They like fall out of trees. But they are alive, but they'll stay frozen until the weather gets warmer. So like we would be walking to class and literally boom, iguana falls right next to you. Boom, boom, boom. And like iguanas are big.

Yeah, it could be dangerous. But on cold days in Miami, it's a thing. You walk around, there's iguanas everywhere laying like this. So that's also like it comes like it's full circle with that. Should we say what we're most excited for for the night? I'm most excited for...

Like you guys to experience Duval Street for the first time. Like you guys are going to be like, whoa, you weren't expecting that. It just there's something in the air here that makes you have fun. Like it's impossible not to have fun. Like last night I was like, we're not going to go out. Let's not drink. I iguanas so hard. Like we had the best time ever. You just there's something in there. I'm excited for I do want Wendy's.

Yeah. Jake's been thinking about this Frosty. I want this fucking Frosty and I want French fries. Wait. I was unhappy with the French fries at lunch. I'm just going to be honest. I was unhappy with. Can we talk about it? I was unhappy with everything at lunch. We were so excited. We're like, we're going to go to this like crab shack. It's going to be so good. Like, you know, good seafood. This menu like couldn't be more perfect. They had gumbo. No. For those that don't know, gumbo is my favorite food in the entire world. Which is why Jake needs to come to New Orleans right now. I need to. Are you going to come for the Super Bowl?

Oh, I told you. I want to go with you guys. You have to. Okay. You heard it here first. Oh, no. We're holding him accountable. You heard it here first. Jake's going to be like, this fucking bitch. Wait, I also think you guys should come to Mardi Gras.

Okay. I've never been. I think we should like rent a home. Wait, do you want to go? Not really. I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I've never done Tequila Sunrise and I really want to. You have to. Is that the day where you stay up? Yeah. It's from Monday night into Tuesday morning, which Tuesday is actual Mardi Gras, but like Tulane. Is that Fat Tuesday? Yeah. And Tulane starts celebrating. We're going to Fat Tuesdays tonight. Yeah. It's New Orleans. Is there a place called Fat Tuesdays? Yeah. You've never been to Fat Tuesdays?

They're like, it's like a New Orleans themed bar. Wait, Jake, are you kidding me? You've never been to a Fat Tuesdays? It's like a Margaritaville. It's like a Margaritaville. But it's like, the only thing in there is, you're going to literally piss your pants. You walk in and it's only spinning machines of like big slushies. Of like huge slushies. Like any slushie you could think of. We bought like Stanley cups of slushies the last time we were there. Wait, Jake, you've never seen a Fat Tuesdays? Are you pranking me? Jake. Is this like a ballpark?

Or is it like a fast bar? It's a fast. It's a chain bar. It's a chain bar. Yeah.

Wait, Jake. It's like a Margaritaville. Like, you know, they have Margaritavilles everywhere. You know what this is saying? That you're too bougie. That's not true. That is true because the fact you've never been in an area where there's a Fat Tuesdays is kind of crazy. Whoa. Oh, I want to go there right now. Yeah, this is actually Key West. Fat Tuesdays, Key West. Oh, take me there right now. We should go. We should go. Okay. Yeah. I'm vlogging now so you guys can come with us because it's the best place on earth.

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This is the worst night of my life. Wait, is it actually? I'm like lying. Okay, great night.

Good morning. No. I don't know. I don't know.

Well, first we went to Fat Tuesdays. What did you think? Oh, yeah. That place is awesome. So good, right? Awesome. They gave us free Jello shots. They gave us free Jello shots. But I... So Fat Tuesday sent me merch in like a PR box like this year. And there was like 12 gift cards in there. So me and my friends obviously saved them all for this moment. And we like brought them all last night. And I like handed like six Fat Tuesdays gift cards. I did not. It's not happening. I saw that. To the girl, which I already felt just like...

cheesy about you know what i mean like we have this big order of like 15 drinks and i give it in all gift cards and then she goes these don't work and i was like oh my god were they just like literally like in the box to like fill up the pr box but not actually like gift cards and me and my friends are like so i was like oh that's so embarrassing um i don't even know where to begin i don't know it was kind of ravenous last night

There was like a frat formal here. So there was just like, there was a lot of people. There was a lot of people. It was also, okay. Maybe we should start with the guy you dumped your drink on. Yeah. So I thought like the jersey hasn't come out of me in so long where like I've been so tame. What do you mean so long? Last weekend, you literally. Okay. So anyhow, just like I'm just a type of person where like,

You and this we manifested this with that TikTok accidentally. Which one? Where it's like you talk shit about me. I don't care. Yeah. You did manifest this. You talk shit about my friends, my family, my boyfriend. I'm going to fuck you up. Wow.

I manifested it. No, it's really you. You did manifest it. I didn't even think about that. It's true to who I am. So we're at the bar. I'm ordering these drinks, and this guy comes up behind me, like pushes through all my friends. He's like, hi. Also, like from Point Pleasant, my girlfriend loves you. And it's always like once they're like my girlfriend, I'm like, love. Like tell her I said hi. Yeah. I did watch that happen at first. Yeah. So I was like, oh, my God, so nice to meet you. Whatever. I wish I saw this. Then we leave the bar. We go back to like the bar.

by the dancing area of Fat Tuesdays. And he comes up to me again and he was like, can I take a photo with you? And...

his friend also took a photo with me and they weren't like selfies they were like full body like photos like standing next to each other and i was like so nice meeting you guys whatever like i thought they were nice and then he was like oh broxson was on my fantasy team and then he goes but it's so sad that like he sucks and i literally just turned my head and i said okay alex like remain calm and i said okay and then he said like sorry like whatever and like walked away so i was like

because I just get, like, very heated. So I, like, turn to Kristen and I... Like, there's just no need to say that. Like, just shut your mouth. I turn to Kristen and I, like, tell Kristen what just happened. And then Kristen is the sweetest person on the entire world. Like, Kristen's never...

Raised her voice like whatever and she was like I'm heated because like obviously we all love Braxton and he's the best So Kristen was like can I go over and say something and I was like go get him girl like go go go Kristy! And Kristen goes over and I think she like flipped him off or something so then and Sally was like back up back up And then at this point I thought he would just be like sorry like

whatever and walk away. But he kept going. He was like, oh, like, I'm sorry. Like, it's true. He fucking sucks. And I said, what the fuck do you do with your life? And then he said, let me show you. Let me show you. And he starts pulling up the like stats or whatever. What's that? I literally spun the drink off my fat Tuesday's cup so fast. I went.

And then it was a full 190 octane fresh and I dump it. And it just like, it was like a movie. It was like the perfect like splash and pour over his head. And that stuff's so sticky. And then I got really scared because I was like, wait, I definitely shouldn't have done that. But then I was like, fuck you. Yeah. So I don't care. And the theme was Jersey Shore. Yeah. Yeah. It was just on. I was on theme. And but just like, I don't understand people like that. Like, just just keep it to yourself. So then we left Fat Tuesdays and. No. No.

We went to Irish Kevin's. That's what I'm thinking. That was a bad move. I'm having really bad scaries about being on that stage. So we get to Irish Kevin's and...

of course the band goes, Alex Earl is here. Come on stage. And like when they do that, I can't, obviously all I want to do in life ever is be on a stage and perform for people. So I gave Alex. No, no, I sprint. I sprint across the room and I'm like, how do I get on stage? Like about to order a drink at the bar. And she's like, I literally dropped everything. I said,

hold my phone and I ran to the stage and they handed me a tambourine which I knew I was having flashbacks to the hot mess boat party I was like don't be too annoying with the tambourine I was smacking it like my life depended on it she would like use it but then she periodically just like stop and then like look around wait wait Alex was dancing on stage and she turns around and her whole ass was my ass out yes

I saw Bo Cheeks. I didn't see the ass. I saw Bo Cheeks. Thank you. Here he's just lying. No, I'm not. But the thing is, they were playing music that I didn't know either. So I was standing up there between these two men that I don't know. They're singing a song I don't know and I'm with a tambourine and I'm like kind of not that drunk yet and I'm like looking around like, oh my god. So then I said to Jake, like, get the

I can't do this alone. So then Jake came on stage and I looked like a tree stump that moved. I looked like a tree stump. We were like in beat for the first part, like hitting our tambourine. Why was I so stiff? Like I'm looking at videos and I'm like, like, I haven't seen a video yet. Oh, I have. And then we get back to the bar. I don't know what happens. Suddenly, like I'm finally getting into it. And Alex looks at me and goes, we're going to get the fuck off.

the stage yeah all of a sudden like mid-song they just like sprint i just was like there's i don't know how to do this but we gotta get out oh and then there's late these women in front and i tried to take the tambourine i'm sorry i tried to i was drunk i tried to take oh wait did they not let you steal it no the women go give that i go oh i'm sorry okay

And I gave them the tambourine. Damn, you should have taken the tambourine. Oh, my God. And then when I was cheering for you, because, like, you were up, like, for a few minutes before me, and I was like, ah! They were, like, like, and they were, like, front row for this band. I was like, you guys need to chill. Yeah, they were really serious. I don't know what was happening. And then you ordered $300 worth of Wendy's, and we never got it.

the entire day there's a Wendy's down the street from the house and I was like you know what like I'm fucking pumped for Wendy's like all day Jake said Wendy's can't wait to go to Wendy's yeah like I'm so excited they have Frosties like spicy nuggets a chicken sandwich like and I was like you know what like so many of us let's order a bunch of food I order

Three I want to say was I'll tell you right now. I think it was three hundred and fifty dollars worth of Wendy's No, it was 250. No, no, no, I checked it last night and it was a tad more than that. Really? Yeah, I think it hold on I'll tell you right now. It was yep. It was three hundred and twenty three plus forty seven. Oh My god, I don't know. Maybe they didn't have enough in stock. Oh

Like I don't. Yeah. No, it's Wendy's. Yeah. Wendy, what are you doing? I ordered $370 worth of Wendy's. That's insane. They didn't run out because Wendy's doesn't run out of Baconators. Like I ordered a bunch of Baconators and I ordered the

Dave's singles and I ordered. And we went there on our way home because you said, I forgot sauces. And I said, OMG, this is so crazy. We need sauces with all of our $400 worth Wendy's. Thank God. Wendy's is down the street. I bought all these sauces from Wendy's. Yeah, I have a photo of that. I said, give me 10 ketchup, 10 honey mustard, 10 spicy ranch, 10 whatever. And then we bought the stuff and then we left and we never got all of the food.

Oh my God. And then look, look at it. This is the photo of me getting, cause two Postmates orders came. Oh,

Stop. You were so happy. I was so excited. We have to put that photo up right now. Like, this was the second order that came. Because, like, I ordered... I was like, oh, I forgot Frosties. So I ordered Frosties. And then my Postmates was messaging me, like, call the restaurant. Like, I don't know what's good. The Postmates was lovely. Yeah. I think it was the Wendy's. I think it was the Wendy's. She was like, I...

You can call the restaurant. I felt bad for her. She was stressed because she was stressed. I was like, you were so stressed about the Wendy's and you're like, where's my Wendy's? This isn't it. And she's like, I don't know. This is all that gave me like, and I was like, Wendy's ran out from our order. I don't want Wendy's anymore.

Like, it was just that night, that moment. That, yeah. I get it. No, it's okay. Did you get your Frosty, though? Yeah, the Frosty was great, and the fries were amazing. Oh, good. That's the part that hurt the most. It was good. Yeah. What I did get was so good. The cheesy baked potato I got was really good. Yeah, like, and then we...

Had a gossip session for... Oh, we talked shit until the sun came up. Literally, we all sat in a circle and I don't think I've ever talked that much shit in my life. Whoops. Like Alex looks at me and goes, I don't think we...

I don't think we've said a positive word in three hours. And I was like, yeah. I'm sad I missed it. It was crazy. It was crazy. Anyone in like our realm of existence was just getting shit on. It was just. Were you guys shit talking about me? No. Okay.

But yeah, that's a... If you weren't in the room, you were up for dink. Also, like, I went from, like, room to room because, like, all the bedrooms are connected and I was in one room and, like, people were shit-talking. And I would go to another one and they're, like, shit-talking another thing. And I was like, what? Why are we all, like...

something in the air you know what it started with shit talking wendy's it started with shit talking hard on when yeah like i was like went into the logistics of like the wendy's system like i was like i don't like god i was really upset i feel like i need to like go to church today because we talked but honestly it was only about like a few things and can i say it's all deserved it was deserved yeah uh

Don't look at me. I thought, you know, like... People have gone off the rails. Like, people have gone off the rails. And we know too much information. Yes. And, like, I thought it was deserved. Yeah, me too. But whatever. You know, one day. We're a fun time. Yeah, I took... So if you can't tell... Even now, I feel like all we've done is go...

About our night Yeah Okay let's Let's all list Something positive Oh I'll tell you Something positive That happened I loved When they played Charlie XCX at the club Ashton and I Were screaming No that was So much fun That was so good Ashton and I Also split a cigarette Which was great Oh yeah

That was probably the highlight of my night. Ricks, dancing at Ricks was the highlight of my life too. Even like, I think there was like a Taylor Swift remix. Yes. Love story came on. Yes. Yes. Love story. Love story came on. And it hit so hard. Yeah. No, Ricks was fun. Ricks is just the best. And Ricks has four different bars in itself. So there's like. Ricks was sick. DJ upstairs, a band. Ricks is the best. I had a great time. I loved Ricks. Ricks was the best decision we made all night. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, and second highlight, when the band played Please, Please, Please, which, not to complain, would have been awesome to play when you were on stage. The band that I went up on stage played Please, Please, Please when I got off. The music they were playing when I was up there was I've never heard in my life. And then when I got off, they played this beautiful rendition of Please, Please, Please by Sabrina Carpenter, which is my favorite song. And I almost like was...

me and jake were like screaming at the top of our lungs like i almost flew off my bar stool i was so happy that was it that was a great moment oh we had we had a great night we did it was a great night i had the best time ever i had a lovely lovely i had so much time for your birthday i feel like this is such a fun birthday this was the best birthday trip ever it was so like low-key there was no like really rules like i mean it's not like you had like the tiki bow was great

But like the thing is, there is beauty in complaining. Yeah. You complain a lot. I know. I think we're getting kicked out. Are we? Is there hangover hats? More? Yeah.

For my birthday present, my friend Emma got me these hangover hats that are all Jersey Shore themed. And it's these hangover hats that help you so much. Ooh, I'm going to wear one in my car ride back. Yep, you need it. And my friend's birthday gift to me was they made a... Because I always said to my friends, like, please do not get me anything for my birthday. I don't need anything. Like...

More than I could ever ask for and they made a donation to the animal shelter and they got me dog toys because I'm going to volunteer there next week. That's really sweet. That's the best gift ever. I can't wait to go hang with the doggies. So we need to get them all adopted. No way! Wait, really? Oh my god, Ebony! They made the $400 donation to the Miami-Dade Animal Shelter. Aww!

This is so good. They're gonna love this. Okay. The shrimp taco is mine. I'm in. I'm keeping this one. These are perfect. Hey guys, this was the

I love you! I'm so glad! Thank you guys! Look at this! Where's the beach? What? I put it on. These were here the whole time? Ooh, wait, why are they cold? Can you put them in the- wait, what the fuck? Wait, Jake, you've never- You've never used a hangover hat before? What? Oh, this is a game changer. What? It like hugs your brain. Oh my god. Oh, sorry.

Isn't it good? This is just exceptional. You've never heard of these before? Dude. I don't even want to end this. I know. I'm having a great time talking to you guys. I want to keep going. And now I'm turning 24 tomorrow. She's so adult. I'm going to be 24. Do you finally feel like... Does it feel like, ooh, I don't love turning at another age? No, no. I feel so ready to be 24. For some reason, 23 was the most disgusting year in my head. I feel like I just went through so many...

changes and like I was just such a different person in the beginning of last year and I was in this weird phase of like everything moogly woogly and just not I don't know I feel like it was like a big like discovery year for me and I like need to get out of 23 I need to be 24 you know what I feel like 24 is gonna be my year 23 is always I feel like at least for me as well 23 was so confusing it was it was a confusing year it's confusing and 24 is

is awesome. I had a great 24. I think you're going to have an exceptional 24. How old are you? 25. I know. Yeah. Jake just turned 25. I just turned 25. I'm like, that feels like that feels really old. That's what I'm saying. It's not fun to turn that year anymore. That's crazy. I hate saying my age. I've never hated saying my age before. And I hate saying that I'm 25. I hate it. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, I can't be 25. That's what I'm saying. I hate it. Happy birthday to me.

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