#2689 RHOBH S1407 Part Two: Chuck E Girl, Please
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Watch what happens, watch what happens, who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Watch what happens, watch what happens, who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?

Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode.

So, Boze is like, so she hasn't told Kyle, her close friend, about what's happening in the marriage? I don't think so. And she's right, because what we saw in that clip was that Dorit was like, I'm really worried our relationship isn't going to make it. And Kyle's like, she just doesn't share. So, Boze... Boze...

Boaz is like, you know, she stopped over to see me after the surgery. You may have seen those much better flowers. Did you see those yet? You did. Okay, good. And, you know, you not showing her the text was really bothering her. And she was like, well...

Wouldn't you think it was weird if she was sending those texts and then didn't show me the text? Only if you think that there was something in the text. I mean, maybe if you're a manipulative person, you would think someone was being manipulative. I mean, there is being manipulative. So... You see the conundrum you're getting yourself into, don't you, lady? And, um, Boze just goes, oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! This is my favorite thing that Boze does, is that she does, like, a little under-her-breath Soto, like a...

She does the "oop" and Dorit copies it too, which is so funny listening to Dorit try to do it. Like she did it in the last one. She's like "oop" in the last scene. Did I do it right? Did I do the "oop" right? Wait, wait, wait, wait. I think I know how to do it. Hold on. Hold on. This is what you do when someone says something shady, you do this. Young ladies! Welcome home!

Was that an oop? Was that an oop? So Kyle's like, well, you know, like, I mean, there's this thing, like, I really wasn't going to show anybody, but like, maybe I'll show it to you. Well, I'm going to show it to you. Well, maybe I shouldn't, but I'm totally going to, because it's just a rumor. Like, I never took it seriously, but I'm like, don't even care about it. It doesn't even bother me, but I've got it screenshotted on my phone for the past two years. I'll show you. I'll show you. Here it is. Here it is. And it's where...

Wasn't that after the robbery? It was after the... It was like... I think it was after the robbery. It was something, but like... It was after the robbery, and they were all hugging his friends because Dorit was so upset about the robbery. And they were supporting Dorit, and they all hugged, and Dorit kissed Mauricio's shoulder. Which, the whole internet did go crazy about it. But that was not a big deal. I always thought that was...

wild that the internet did that. So there's this whole thing. And so Kyle, Kyle comes back and we come back to present, I should say. And Kyle is like, you know, and there was this whole rumor about how Dorit has a thing for Mo and it was all over the internet and she had to go in and defend it, this and that. So don't get me fricking started about sending some memes. But I'm like, I don't understand that.

the connection between that and this. Are you saying that like, I should have been mad, like I should have been mad at Dorit for flirting with my husband, but I took the higher path. So now like you're talking, you're saying like, this is a violation of girl code.

Is that what she's trying to imply here? Yeah, she's saying that Dorit basically was inappropriate with her husband and started all these rumors and she never got mad at Dorit. And so now Dorit can't be mad about stupid memes. And I told you this was all about that. I told, I remember saying at the beginning of the season, Kyle, this is Kyle's revenge for those fucking pictures of that scene of Dorit kissing that shoulder. Fucking Kyle is so transparent. Kyle is arguing that,

that she would be totally cool with, like, a friend texting Mauricio while she is simultaneously explaining her behavior as basically revenge for the fact that Dorit grazed Mauricio's back with her hand.

No, she kissed his shoulder. Okay, kissed his shoulder. But the disconnect here is that Kyle is on the one hand being like, oh my God, I'm not being inappropriate. People could do this too. It's no big deal. But then like, oh yeah, I'm getting you back for the fact that you did something that was actually no big deal. Yeah, and also it's different timing, right? Because if Dorit had... If there were pictures of Dorit kissing Mauricio's shoulder now...

while they were separated and Kyle found out Dorit was seeing Mauricio and like giving him so much support that she's like standing around kissing his shoulder and hugging him deeply. That would be one thing. But this is when they were all friends after Dorit just got robbed. And for Kyle to show that is so fucking petty. The woman just got robbed. Don't you remember when you were standing in your window sobbing, Kyle, for the cameras? Give me a fucking break. Yeah, no, it is...

No, it just goes to show that if anything, Kyle texting with PK is because she knows it's going to piss off Tariq. And if anything, it might even be a test. Like, this may all be a test to say, hey...

I didn't get mad at you, even though everyone was saying you were inappropriate with my husband. So let's see if she gets mad at me because I deserve a hall pass and watch her not give me that hall pass. I feel like in some weird way, Kyle is building a case that she's like the victim here. Like this entire act of texting with PK was a larger ploy just to piss off Dorit.

Which I guess is a pretty obvious thing to suss out. Well, I don't think you're wrong. So, um, she shows her the picture and, um,

We see Moe's, you know, yeah, this was right after the robbery because Moe's saying, you made it home. And PK and Moe hug and Dorit hugs from the side and her lips touch Moe's shoulder. So Kyle's like, and there's this whole rumor about how Dorit has a thing for Moe. It was all over the internet and she had to go defend it, blah, blah, blah. So Bo's is like, yikes, you know? And so Bo says, oh, so tiff-a-tap, tiff-a-tap, tiff-a-tap, tiff-a-tap.

Out of principle, okay, I'm not going to pull out my phone and say, oh, here, okay, whatever. Boz is like, but that's what she wants you to do. Well, out of principle, I'm going to just say it again, out of principle, she can fuck right off, because that is not happening. And Boz is like, whoop, they say a hit dog gonna holler, and Kyle is hollering. I don't know why, like...

Also, we can't bring up dogs on this show, okay? We still have not gotten over Lucy Lucy Apples. So then... Mr. Vanderpumps comes in. Who? Who has hit a dog? Have they started turning it into a panini yet? I would like to have a Senate hearing about the dogs. Who is the dog? It's Kyle Richards in this case. Oh!

oh never mind i'm i'm busy new dog who dis so then uh garcelle uh goes to sutton's house and um they say hi and everything and like oh you look great they've just they've decided they're gonna have a big surprise for erica

You know, because she deserves it, guys. Because Erica's been super upset about not having her pizza party. And then they show us a montage, which is way worse than I remember of Erica lamenting not having a pizza party. I know. They just show like 10 different clips of Erica being like, where's my pizza party? Where's my goddamn pizza party? You never treat me a pizza party!

Sutton's like, yeah, she complains so much about pizza and we can only hear the P word so many times in Beverly Hills. Okay, we're all on Ozempic. Stop torturing us. So we're just going to get this over with and then she can shut the fuck up.

So then Garcelle is like, so where's Erica? Blah, blah, blah. And by the way, I just want to say, I totally support a Zempic. I know that sounded like a Zempic shaming. It was just that I imagine they don't want to talk about pizza right now. So Erica is like, she's like, well, son threw a surprise party from John bought a pizza

party, but I was not given a pizza party. Yeah, this is the whole montage about the pizza party. So basically, Kyle comes over, and these three girls are going to throw this pizza party for Erica, and they haven't invited Dorit, because obviously Dorit hates Sutton, and they also haven't invited Bose, because she's in bed. And so they get in the car, and they head over, and Erica...

Erica, so surprised, is doing the thing that she does when she's like, look at me, poor, poor Erica, pussy on a cloud. And she's wiping down her Keurig. She's like, oh, the life of a poor, wiping down a Keurig. Working night to night, what a way to make a living.

So then the women arrive in the front and Kyle's like, "Oh my God, are these like real lemons? Are you kidding me? Is this what a lemon looks like? I've actually never seen one in real life. This is amazing." And so he goes, "Maybe they're grapefruit. Would that fucking fruit stop torturing me during this episode? What is it? Leave me alone." So I've gained a little weight. Who cares? Okay, just stop fat shaming me, fruit.

And Garstall's like, "Well, these lemons are on steroids." Well, I mean, I'm kind of like a natty, okay? Like, I wake up at 6:00 AM to do it. So like, "Stop shaming me too. Okay, God." It's like, "Okay, Kyle, we know you work out." So Erica is surprised 'cause she didn't think that they were all gonna be coming over. And by the way, has Kyle ever been to Erica's house? Why is Kyle acting like she's never been here before? - I don't know that she ever has, has she?

'Cause she's like, "Oh my God, these, the lemons in your servants' quarters are so huge. Okay, where's the rest of your house?" So Erica's like, "Oh, you bitches surprised me. I was just over here working away at the poor curing machine. God bless its heart, it served us so well. Who wants to shoot it in the head? Do it. Do it like you would do one of the maids that hadn't been able to hold them out for a couple of months." Erica, come back to us, Erica.

Martin Lawrence Balad says I have to get rid of all my cubic machines. I'm going to have to replace it with antiquities from India, apparently. Oh, India. So they basically put a mask over her eyes and drive her to Chuck E. Cheese, which we later find out. I was like, where'd they find a fucking Chuck E. Cheese? I live in the valley and I still haven't seen a Chuck E. Cheese. But guess what? They found one in Panoramic City. Wow. I saw on the Apple show. Wow.

- Okay, 'cause there used to be one down by LAX on La Tijera, but I think that one closed. 'Cause a bunch of them closed. Wasn't that a big piece of news from last year? But they did, wow, they went to Panorama City. Okay, I've never been to Panorama City. And it's funny 'cause someone just said to me yesterday, "I've gotta go to Panorama City." But here's what I always know about Panorama City is that when I first moved here and I was a PA,

I had to bring a script to Panorama City or something like that. And I was like, okay, I guess I'll go to Panorama City. And my boss says, no, you can't take it there. It's too dangerous. So...

I was like, really? He's like, oh, yeah, you don't want to go to Panorama City. It's terrible. And I've never been. It sounds so beautiful, doesn't it? I mean, panorama, you know, I mean, I can just see views, views everywhere to the front, to the side, to the back. It's panoramic. Now, I haven't been intentionally avoiding Panorama City since then. I just haven't had any need to go to Panorama City. I don't even know where in the valley is Panorama City. I have to look this up. Is it by like Reseda?

I'm looking up. I don't know. I have been there actually because I had to go to a Home Depot out there because they didn't have the kind of like tile I was looking for at one place. So I had to go out there. That was the first thing that showed up. I typed in Panorama City, Los Angeles.

The map comes up. Boom. Home Depot right there. Also, they have something called the Valley Indoor Swap Meet at Panorama City. This is... Where is this place? It's between the 405 and the 5. Oh, it's right up there. There's a Pollo Campero. It feels like a place that Sheena would love to go to. Yeah. Oh, it's north of Van Nuys. Oh, shit. It's very... Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

The Panorama City, we wish you well. We hope you're well today. We wish you well. You have a Chuck E. Cheese. And not only that, they have one of the cutest Chuck E. Cheeses I've ever seen. I mean, it's so big. It's so clean. I haven't been to a Chuck E. Cheese in a long time, believe it or not. But I can't believe...

Like how nice it is, like all the games and all. It's just so upgraded. Also, Chuck E. Cheese is like a big stuffed animal now instead of an animatronic weirdo. Like our Chuck E. Cheese, I remember there being like an animatronic show where there were like these big plastic characters that would just, his eyes were half closed, just dead. And then every 20 minutes or whatever, they would come to life and be like, Chuck E. Cheese, Chuck.

Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck E. Cheese and do their little thing and then they just like go back to being dead again. It's like the cast of this show. Yeah. It's like Beverly Hills. I've never been to a Chuck E. Cheese. Can you believe that?

I can. 100%. Yeah, I know. It's actually so obvious. Ben Mandelker, headline. Ben Mandelker has never been to Chuck E. We didn't have them near me growing up. So that's part of the reason why. And I also think that if we did have one near me, my parents would never, ever take me. They're like, you're going to the museum. Yeah. But I have been to Dave & Buster's several times. That's boozy. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, it is bougie. But you know what, though? Well, we just went to Dave and Buster's, actually, like last month, right? Or two months? Yeah. In December. We sure did. That was fun. Because there's one right by Katie Cazorla's new hopping club, the Kookaburra Lounge. Check it out now. So we go to Chuck E. Cheese, basically, and she's like, ah!

Bitches. And in the after show, and listen, I never bring the after show into this because it's unfair. Like, we don't watch it all the time. And I don't know. I feel like you should get it in this show or it shouldn't bother me. But everyone's like, you have to watch the after show.

Because, whatever. But one part of it was Erica patting herself on the back. She was like, you know, I thought we were going to go somewhere fabulous and you take off my mask. And I could have been like, bitches, really? You're taking me to a Chuck E. Cheese? Like, you think that's funny? But then I thought, I can also embrace this and have a good time. Oh, my God. That says so much about you that you would even consider...

Being an asshole about this, you know, yeah, let's just so Erica like wow someone someone get the Nobel Peace Prize over to Erica pretty quick She really should some restraint here

This is arguably one of the most fun things they've ever done on this show. I think probably it's number two. And of course, the number one most fun thing they ever did on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is when they went into a supermarket for the first time on the way to their camping trip and discovered what a supermarket is. Remember Lisa would be like, they've got bread here and yogurt. They've got meats and crackers. Can you believe it, girls?

Look how many sexy rolls come in one bag. The way they rated that like Ralph's. And they just grabbed everything. They were like, it's unbelievable. Who knew these places existed? Who can eat six bagels in one bag? Fat people. Frozen food. How do they even make this stuff?

So, yeah, so they get there. It is kind of funny. Yeah, they play games. And by the way, this is another insight into Kyle Richards, by the way. They're playing skee-ball. Kyle Richards fully...

Kyle walks up the skee-ball thing and stands right under the part where the targets and starts chucking balls into there. And she says, I just want to see what it's like to hit the 5,000. I'm like, why don't you work for it, ma'am? Why don't you work for it instead of cheating? I'm going to stand up for Kyle on this one. I know it's rare, so I'd just like to take the opportunity to say kids can fucking do it and nobody gets to smack them down. So you know what? Adults, take your equal rights. You should be able to get up there too. Kyle pays more taxes than those little fuckers.

I don't like when kids do it. I don't like when Kyle does it. There should be no stepping onto the skee-ball machine unless you're an employee of Chuck E. Cheese or Dave & Buster's who needs to fix things because something got stuck. And of course, Sutton's like, oh, dog, that gummy, I forgot my hand sanitizer.

I was thinking the same thing. I was like all those grubby little children with snot coming out of their nose, touching all those surfaces. Disgusting. I mean, I just need to sanitize afterwards. Cause you know, when you go to Dave and Buster's after you touch things, it's like Dave and Buster's or, or like a, or like a stripper. Okay. Like you can, you can touch all the surfaces, but afterwards, like before you touch anything else, go to the bathroom and wash your hands. Okay.

Thank you. I like that. Dave and Buster's are a stripper. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Krappens commercial.

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So Garcelle's like, adjust your hat, Erica. Wow. So Sutton's like, all seriousness though, Erica, what you have done to pull yourself up is remarkable. Today, I used to see a lady that just was kind of slutty and marrying a gross old man for his money. But today what I saw was a woman with a rag in her hand cleaning down a Keurig machine by herself. I mean, you, what you have had to put up with

People researching articles about you. People questioning your motives. People putting you on the spot at dinner parties. Uh, that was all you. I guess it was. Well, congratulations. You made it through the Sutton Gauntlet.

Well, you know, girls, you know, I just don't know how I did it. But things are much calmer now. You know, I know I've got a long road to go. I've got a free remodel coming up, which will be pretty difficult on me. I've got a new single coming out about pizza that's slightly better quality than this, but they don't have skee-balls, so I'll give them that. And whatever happened to the $5 hot and ready from Little Caesars? Am I right? So I'd just like to thank my agents, Mikey and Laia, for everything they've done to bring me through to this point.

And that's why I just want to mention again that that's why I'm redecorating. I mean, is this my forever home? No. I mean, who wants to live in a box forever? Am I right? But it's my box and I'm going to live in it. God, I'm so inspired. I kind of feel like singing one of my old songs. Okay, kids, gather round, gather round, kids. My puss is long. Now how many fucks do I give? Yeah, kids.

My pussy's like a skee-ball. Kyle, stop standing on my pussy. I just want to feel what it's like to score.

So she tells us, "Tom is getting ready to go to-" And she gets her very serious Erica voice on, where she's like, "Tom is getting ready to go to trial. So while I'm excited with all my new great interiors and moving forward in my life and a mother figure who just bought me a $5 pizza, there's still Tom waiting to go on trial. And you know, look, no matter how much you want to say, it sucks. It sucks. It sucks."

She gets very serious. That's when she starts articulating all her cheese. Tom is waiting to go to trial. So Erica's like, you know what? I don't want to be married again, girls. I don't want a legal contract with someone like that in my life again. I would like to have someone, but I would like to have someone in my life. Hey, why is that stuffed Chuck E. Cheese coming so close to the table? Oh my God, take it off, it's added! Hi, ladies. Sorry to interrupt, but I couldn't help. I had so much fervor. I had to bust into this party. Man below is below. Are you dressed as Chuck E. Cheese?

Yes, I am. Yes, I am. I've started by redecorating that five-year-old over there. We've gotten rid of all the fake plants and all the fake skee-ball machines. Basically, I've turned this into an exhibition of my greatest patterns and designs. All the children are running. Anyway, back to the job.

So they're talking about whether they want to get married again. And the son's like, you know, never say never. I mean, the guys I date generally say never. But you know what I'm saying? I don't want to talk about this. And she's like, my business is really bringing my joy. I don't need a man. Well,

The one that I was married to. Well, I mean, he is funding it, technically. But still, I don't even do one. And Garcelle's like, yeah, well, and having your children see that, too. I just can't wait for your daughter to come home and say, Mom, Dad's bought me a store in West Hollywood to sell random glittery tops from and sayings from TV shows that I've been in stitched onto expensive purses. Thank you. Thank you, Garcelle. Wow. By the way, son, your shop is closed now. Okay, now...

That was not nice of you to say, because Sutton is closed. It is? Sutton by Sutton is closed? Or at least it says temporarily closed.

But that's what it says on Googs. The old Googs. It says it's closed. I thought that was just for the COVID or I don't know. What's the most recent tragedy? The fires, maybe? Monkeypox. We had to close it for monkeypox. We are closing for monkeypox. That's it. If I have one more gay come in here with a melting face, I'm going to close the doors.

So unfortunately, there was a measles outbreak in 2019, and we just cannot be too safe. Yeah, honestly, nature, could you just leave us alone for a while? Like, seriously enough. You got it. We got it. You got the biggest dick in the room, nature. Okay? I know. Remember when we were part of a measles scare? Yes. Specifically the two of us.

Yes, that was our first taste of pandemic, right? Because that was right before the pandemic. That was a month before the pandemic. We, Ronnie and I, had flown to Denver for a live show and then someone on the plane had unvaccinated children and then those children had measles. And so everyone on the

plane was contacted by the Department of Health, and we all had to track down our vaccination records, and then we had to go get vaccinated, and it was all over Christmas. And they were like, you're going to have to wear a mask for a day. And I was like, I cannot even believe this. This is wild. And it made national news that there was a plane with measles on it, and I couldn't believe that we were on the plane. And of course, I was so excited. I was like, guys, we were on the plane with measles. We're on a measles plane.

We were on Measle Plane. And I remember, like, I was so excited that we were on, like, a national news plane that I was looking up. I was like, let me read about the Measle Plane. Like, this is so cool. And then, like, I was like, okay, virus. Like, virus. Like, that's in the news. And it was like, there's a new virus in China. I was like, no, it's not that stupid virus. I want to know about Measles Plane.

And that was my first time. I got upstaged. That's how it works. You know, we finally get a big break and then boom, a bigger break comes for some other disease, some motherfucking global. Congratulations to you. COVID.

So Erica's like, yeah, you know, I don't want a legal contract. And Garcelle's like, well, Kyle, also for you, teaching your girls that they need to protect themselves. You know, and Kyle's like, well, you know, they have said to me that they would be devastated if they saw me like, you know, laying in bed all day, you know, like crumbling instead of, you know, dot, dot, dot, the dot, dot, dot means dating hot country music stars and, you know, et cetera, et cetera, meeting Kesha, you know.

Also learning how to open up French doors. So, um, well, ourselves face where she's about to kind of stab you with one. She's like, let me get my very caring face on. Go ahead. Back to my lines. Well, Kyle, we know that you can't yell at us cause you're at a Chuck E. Cheese. So I'm just going to proceed. And if you do yell at us,

You're a terrible person. Okay. Well, you never heard that rule. She did plenty of yelling at the Chuck E. Cheese. That woman chased us around with a wooden spoon, threatened to beat the shit out of us if she ever caught us while she sat there with her fucking styrofoam cup filled up with wine, getting wasted with her friends while we were all like running around.

The truth is that actually Chuck E. Cheese is exactly where there's yelling. I have to imagine there's so many parents yelling at their kids. And by the way, what's hilarious about the scene is that we are having a whole scene about divorce and moving on and redecorating. And there's like children all over the shot. Like they're all over the background. It's like when you're eating bread and there's like little birds that are gathering. You're eating a sandwich outside and the birds are gathering. They're just like waiting for you to vacate your seat so it can pounce on all your crumbs. And so all the kids are like...

Yeah, you drop a ticket and there's 20 kids all over it. A bunch of little zombies.

So, Garcelle's asking Kyle if Mauricio FaceTimes a lot. And we see flashbacks to Kyle in her rhinestone hat. And she's FaceTiming Mauricio. And Mauricio's like, oh my god, look at you. You're all cowgirled up. That's amazing. Could you please stop FaceTiming me? I'm trying to be a single guy now. Thanks so much. I'm trying to get myself cowgirled up. Okay? Please stop calling. Okay.

And Garcelle's like, so you don't have boundaries with that yet? Is that what you're saying, Kyle? She's like, well, I mean, I mean, well, I guess we have been going slow with this whole thing. But it's different when you're divorcing someone worth a couple of hundred million dollars, you know? And Garcelle's like, well, I know when you're going through a separation, you go your separate ways. You do your own thing. You see if you want to come back together. You write letters to your exes, bosses and friends telling them what a cheating piece of shitty is. You know, all the normal things.

but i just don't know she's sure what she's gonna do yeah i mean like i mean like do it yeah we do facetime like all the time that way i face him him like really early in the morning so if he happens to have like a guest overnight like maybe i kind of interrupt that oops sorry i guess i do but you know like it's totally cool that's the only reason why i facetime so then kyle is like yeah i don't know i think he just like really likes the condo life i like the condo life too i'm gonna be 100 blunt now

do whatever the fuck you want to do. Live in a condo. I don't fucking care. That whole laugh you heard before, that was acting. You're welcome. But be whoever you want to be. And if you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian. And cause a...

Everyone's like, whoa! You heard all the way back in... Where does Bose live? Right down the street from you. Hancock Park. Hancock Park. I was going to say Hamilton Park. You just hear Bose in Hancock Park. Martin Lawrence Ballard puts down the piece of pizza that he's putting through Chuck E. Cheese's mouth. What? I was just about to move this little pepperoni from the living room into the dining room when I heard that. Girl.

I was just installing this zebra print sofa into Chuck E. Cheese when I heard the most crazy thing from across the room. And Kyle laughs at it good naturedly, which I was shocked. And that just proves that Kyle does not hang out with these girls because she would have heard that a long time ago had she hung out with these girls on the regular. But she doesn't. And I actually like it. I think Kyle should have a good attitude about it. And she should start hanging out with these girls and get a little dose of truth from

every once in a while, just learn to fucking deal with it so she can grow up a little. But she didn't because on the after show, that's why people were saying to watch it because Kyle's acting good natured here. But on the after show, she's like, how dare she? That was just so shitty. How could you?

Erica hides behind a Chuck E. Cheese paper plate, which is amazing. I'm just glad they did this scene just for the props. They're going to have this discussion in Chuck E. Cheese. It's amazing. So Carl's like, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. And someone's like, oh, Garcelle, wow. Garcelle asked the questions that sometimes I secretly want to ask, but I ain't doing it. Why not, Erica? Go for it. Come on. So Garcelle's like, well, we are women of a certain age. We're people's mothers. We're bosses. We're businesswomen.

Creators of Black Girl Missing 1 and 2, coming soon to Lifetime. Be whoever you want to be. And Erica's like, so Dorit met me at Coco Republic and we spoke. And it silenced Chuck E. Cheese. Yes.

Well, we spoke about when you two got heated and we talked about the text messaging of it all. And she said she would like, just because things have changed and he's unpredictable, she would like to know if in fact he texts you or if you guys text or anything like that.

Well, the fact that she's trying to make it sound like it's anything inappropriate is gross. And you know what? I'm not going to be at the part of my life where I have to pull out a phone and shit because I'm an adult and that's a fucking joke. Okay, but I'm going to do it today, guys. I'm going to do it right now. You literally also just...

You also literally just did it for Bose. You're like, guys, I am like not going to just like pull out my phone and like pull up evidence of anything. By the way, do you guys want to see the photo again of like retouching Marisa? Here it is. Even though she's got a whole folder in her phone dedicated to the shit, you know, she does. I mean, I do. I'm not even on the show.

So she whips out the phone and she's like, I'm going to show you. This is ridiculous. It's absolutely ridiculous. Okay. And I'm going to tell you, you know, I'm not going to do this again. I'm not going to do it for her. I'm not going to do it for anybody. Okay. Because it's ridiculous. But I'm going to tell you right here when they made the announcement, I said, you know, you have a lot of friends. Okay. I'm just going to read it to you. Wait, by the way, I just have to say.

I agree that Kyle should not have to read these texts and show her texts to the group. That is only something that Denise Richard should have to do for her texts. So go on. Yeah, no kidding. And also, no one is making her do this. Fucking stupid Kyle's in it. So I got a longer version of this because Kyle doesn't read the whole thing. I got a longer version from Reddit. Thank you, Reddit. Love you. So first is PK giving a laughy face and then like,

lucky Irish... What do you call those? Four-leaf clover. And then Kyle says, I know you have a lot of friends, but I'm also one, and here if you need me. I've never repeated anything you've shared with me and never would, meaning you can trust me always. We'll keep sending memes and won't forget laughing emojis. Yeah, that's... This is...

This is exactly what we knew it was, you know? It's one thing that if PK... It's one thing if PK texts her and says, hey, I know everything going on with Dorit sucks. I don't want to put you in the middle, but I still care about you as a friend. And I'd like if we could keep going and sharing our memes and stuff because I need a good laugh right now. And she says, absolutely. You know, obviously, I love you guys both. I'm so sorry for this. This is happening. But like, you know...

You know, I love our memes too. And you just sort of keep it really surfacy. But she actually initiated and she said, by the way, we're still going to be friends and anything you tell me, like, don't worry. Like, I won't share it. I'm not like that. She's basically soliciting the deets. That's what she's doing. Yes.

And, you know, he's he's the bridge. One comment I read said it perfectly like he's the bridge to Mauricio, which like she doesn't care about PK, you know, but he is the bridge to Mauricio, which is what a good observation. I thought so, too. It wasn't mine, but I did steal that one. I did read that one and thought it was very smart.

So that's why she's doing it. So she's like, why is she accusing me of doing something untoward with her? I'm trying to find that information on my own. Goddamn husband, which would also make sense if she just said that, you know? Yeah. But, um, she's offering it up and it just makes her look really stupid because if this was caught later and she explained it by saying, well, he was my friend. I don't feel bad about that. That would be fine. But again, for the 100th time is how she's presenting it all, you know?

Yeah, because she thinks she's exonerating herself because she has a phrase in there that says, like, hey, like, let's just keep sending memes to each other. But like, she's overlooking the fact that she also said anything you say, you know, like, I won't I won't go and tell Dorit.

Right. So then we go to Boze's house and all the ladies, by the way, when they hear this text, look at each other like, oh shit, Kyle's so guilty. None of them are like, oh yeah, it makes total sense, Kyle. So then we go to Boze's and Boze is talking to Nico about her glam. He's like, the glam looks good, even though you don't feel good. She's like, well, glam gotta glam. So then Garcelle comes and

and um she has to take off her shoes she does not like that she's like it's part of my outfit yes and she's brought over caribbean food and everything and they go over to the living room well boza's just sort of already on the big sofa and everything her cell's like well you look pretty boza's like i tried for you that's a lie i always looked like this no matter who it is that's coming through the door she's like oh okay well how are you feeling she goes well

I had surgery, so, you know, I had some fibroids. They got 10 of them out. I said, I don't want 10 of them out. Take out 20. In fact, put in three more, then take them out. I want all of them out. Oh, okay. So, um, Boze is like, well, I want to know all the things. And Garcelle's like, well, we haven't had a chance to do this, you know, because Dorit is an embryo up your coochie. So, and then they start laughing. Yeah.

All I needed was this scene because this scene I feel like lit up. Like they both were so fucking funny in this scene and I need a lot more of this. So Boze is like, girl, can I throw something? Let me throw my phone. I just find this all so strange. I just do. It's just so juvenile. I can't. I mean, I can't wrap my head around it. I like to like to read, but just because they don't like to read doesn't mean I can't like to read. I mean, what is this? Some sort of click? Yes, it is. That's exactly. That's what the show is built off of.

So Garcelle's like, well, you know, what is it with Dorit? I have to say the common denominator is

With her, it's like we take two steps forward and then you take three steps back. You know? It's like Paula Abdul. And we'll never feel like we are moving forward ever. But why? I don't know why. She talks a lot in a way that, you know, I appreciate details because it makes the story better, but not all the time. It's too many details. I like it that she mentioned the thing that Beau said that she likes the best about Dorit because Beau said that to us, not to Garcelle. So it was funny that Garcelle picked up on that somehow. It's like, listen, I like details.

But not that many details. I mean, girl, it's a lot. And she's like, well, to me, it's a horrible woman going through horrible things. And, you know, she's got problems with her busty. I mean, you know, let me build a bridge. I'm a bridge builder. That's me. I invented bridge. You know, before, before Bridger was just to go fish. That's all anybody played. You know, you're welcome. You're welcome. Old ladies across the country. Well, you may be a bridge, but my I'm the river and my river is called.

I think for her and Kyle, they have been through, we know they were thick as thieves for a long time. And then there came a big shift. So obviously you're seeing that and it's painful for both of them. And when we were at the Viper Room, it looked like it was going to get physical. And I had never seen that. I tell you, I never laughed so hard in my life watching those two pretend like they're going to fight. So much vitriol. Yes, so much. I was like, man.

So then Garcelle goes, well, last night, get this. We're at one of the best restaurants in the city. Panorama City, that is. And Kyle, the text. She's like, ooh, sir. She read it right there in the middle of Chouquet-Chazet.

And so Kyle, we see a flashback of Kyle reading it. Like, I have never repeated anything shared with me and never would. And meaning that you can trust me always. Like, we'll keep sending memes and we won't forget, like, laughing emojis. So girl says, like, the text, I'm paraphrasing, but they said something like...

I won't say anything. I'm a huge bitch and I was in Halloween. Something like that. I don't know. I don't really listen to Kyle. And Reed sucks. So there was that. And she's like, yeah. So they're just both kind of laughing together. And Boze is like, oh, hell no. I don't understand. I just, I can't compute. Hold on. My brain is like, do-do-do-do. K-5, divide by three. Minus a four. Makes no sense. Like, what? And Boze is like,

You know, Kyle doesn't know the definition of friendship, and she doesn't know the definition of ain't nothing going on, because clearly there's something going on, and there's proof of it. She is actively talking to PK in a way that is not superficial, and that's not what she told me. So we see clips of Kyle just lying her ass off at the foot of Boze's bed, and then she's like, so...

How is she going to find out? Garcelle's like, I don't know. I'm not here to tell her. You're going to tell her. No, I'm not telling her. You're going to tell her. I'm not telling her. But listen, this is how it works. Garcelle brought you food and gossip, and you're supposed to carry that gossip back to Dorit. What do you think? She's here for her health? This girl drove from Northridge. Newbie hazing. Okay. On this show, the main people don't ever like to get too messy. So it's up to you. They're saying Bo's.

If you want to be on the show, we've given you the bone. Now take it. Take it to the hit dog. Take the bone, baby. What a fun episode. What a fun scene. It was really good.

I feel like this show is actually, this is like a tremendous season so far. I think that we're so focused on SLC because SLC is just like in its other stratosphere that we're just not really paying attention to how good Beverly Hills is this season. I'm not at the tremendous level yet, but I am really enjoying it. And I think it's, they're warming up. You know, Boza's still getting warmed up, but she's formidable. That's for damn sure. Yeah.

I think Boze is great. Yeah, I think she's a great addition. And I'm really liking Garcelle a lot more. You know, all of them. Even Kyle. Like, I'm enjoying Kyle do her thing because it's so funny watching her in this different dynamic of people who aren't just letting her get away with everything, you know? Kyle scrambling is just the funniest version of Kyle. And the thing is this. Okay, she... I hate to be like this, but she did something to her lips over the past few episodes. Yeah.

And I was going to say the insecurity. Yeah. The insecurity she takes out on herself. Like she just comes back with some other body part. And it's like, girl, it's just like she did. She like Kyle has had some of the best surgery that we've ever seen. But like she did something to her lips in the past, like two episodes. And they are just like big and flapping around. And it just like when you are guilty and you're caught red handed and you got the lips are one.

Like, it's just so funny. It's just such a funny visual. She's raging. She's got the vein popping out, but her lips are just kind of like, you know, canopies flapping in the wind right now. And it's just, it's, it's perfect. It's a perfect visual. Yeah. I love it. I love it. It's, it's, it's been very good. Um,

Um, and then next, uh, was Real Housewives of New York City, which was even kind of like, I think at this point I've just given up, you know, it's like when you're breaking a horse and you just have to wait for the horse to stop kicking and just understand this is its life now, you know? And I feel like that horse, I feel like that horse who is broken.

And I'm not loving it, but I was like, okay, that was, you know, that was fun. So we'll get to that in our next recap, which should be out tomorrow. In the meantime, go and get your tickets for the golden crappies and our double Salt Lake City recaps in both San Francisco and San Diego. The first weekend, the golden crappies followed by San Diego and Salt Lake City. San Diego and San Francisco are next week.

Then we have Golden Crappies. And by the way, today is the last day of voting for round one. So please go vote. And some of the some of the I looked and I sort of took a peek and some of the categories are like extremely tight. So every vote matters in our fake election here. And then we have Salt Lake City and Denver the week after the crappies. So that's going to be three weekends in a row for us. It's going to be wild, but we can't wait to see everyone. And

And we also should have news soon about like a few more cities to add. We haven't, we've been focused so much on the crappies that I think we've sort of, it's just, we have a lot, we have a lot to focus on right now, but we'll, we'll get that. We'll get there. We'll get there. Everything will get done. Everybody. Thanks so much for being here. We'll talk to you next time. Bye.

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