#2708 RHOBH S1409 Part Two: Meme to Me
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Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So then Erica comes in. She's like, oh, hi. Made me get out of bed. This better be good. Hi, everybody. Hello. Hello, bartender. Hello, busboy. Hello, Lisa Vanderpump Flowers. Was I supposed to say that out loud? What the fuck do you want, Kyle?

And Erica's like, can I have an old-fashioned? And just like that, Sutton walks right in. And Kyle's like, did someone order me? So Kyle's like, Sutton is ready to partay in her party outfit. Oh my God, she must have had a Menti Bee when she picked that out. Am I right? That outfit is so on fleek. I'm outtie 5,005 minutes, by the way, guys.

I love how Erica just clocks everybody's material items every single time. She's like, where'd you get that purse, Sutton? I was like, oh, you know, it's a Dolce & Gabbana. They gave it to us when we went to La Scala, I guess. I was waiting for the Chuck E. Cheese edition, but, you know, they're a little bit behind. I'm sure they'll be sending it. So they order, and Kyle asks about meatballs, which is... That's a little personal. She's like, how are your meatballs? How about you fuck off and let me have some privacy?

No, I'm actually asking about the movie Meatballs because I was in that. She wishes. I know. So then that was a good – I mean, that was an Oscar winner. So then Sutton's like, okay, well, I got to ask, why are we here? Why? This isn't a shooting day. What do you want? And it's just an awkward pause and Garcelle's like –

Hold on. Let me just give a... I would laugh out loud, but this is more of a moment. So there you go, everybody. Do with that what you will. Sarah goes, well, this is like a meeting of the board of directors. Wink, wink, Kyle. Remember how I said that's my buzzword for people I don't like anymore. So...

Kyle's like, first of all, okay, now I'd like to, bang, bang, bang, I'd like to call this meeting to order. Okay, first of all, I want to apologize for how I left on Friday. Don't apologize to me, please. That's why they've got churches. Go to a goddamn church. I don't have time for this. Have some bread, have some wine, you're forgiven. Jesus Christ.

I want to say also what I said and how I feel. I stand by, like, I do stand by what I said. However, how I went about it and how I acted, I feel very badly about it. So I want to apologize for that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, I just want to be clear about

Why are you apologizing? Exactly why? Why? Why, Kyle? Why? She's like, um, for the way that I... Why, Kyle? But why? What was the way? Um, because I said stop that. Why? But why, Kyle? Why? And then Sutton's grilling her in a way that doesn't make sense to me, but then she's like, well, what I want Kyle to do is apologize for...

for holding herself to a different standard than everyone else. I want Kyle to recognize that she is the same as everyone else, that she is not some creature that lives in this beautiful castle land and that she is actually human and makes mistakes and needs to be accountable. But she doesn't just say that. I wish she would just say that because Kyle probably needs to hear that. But instead, she just keeps going, but Kyle, hey Kyle, could you hand me a breadstick? Oh my God, this bread, here, I'm going to pretend this breadstick is you. Why breadstick? Why? Why?

I know this is quintessential Beverly Hills in that Sutton is confronting without actually saying what the issue is and then just saying it in the confessional.

And I mean, I guess that is just the charm of the show. A lot of times I'm like, oh, if this were Salt Lake City, they just put it all out on the table or old school Roney or even New Jersey. But at this point, maybe I'm just sort of giving myself over to it. This is the way they communicate on this show. They have like a weird quasi-confrontation that doesn't actually articulate what the issue is. And then they are polite. But then in all the interviews, that's where they just talk all their shit. And you have to go to the reunion. That's their love language, you know?

But it's also good because it's giving Kyle more ammunition later when she's like, I came to you vulnerable and you just kept questioning me over and over again. What is this? A cult?

So Kyle's like, honestly, I said a lot of things and like, I'm upset. I like, I apologize for saying fuck off. And Garcelle's like, and also shame on you. And then they show that, when she's sitting in the door, standing in the doorway and be like, and shame on you guys for asking this question. Shame on you. We're all too old to be doing this. Shame on you. It's like, well, you know, like, I mean, I'm explaining, I don't have to go through a list. It's like, but I'm just apologizing. If you're apologizing, I'm just apologizing.

Okay, how about this? I apologize for everything. Everything I said, and everything's in the apology. Everything on this certain, okay, on last Thursday, everything that happened on that day, whatever it was, I apologize. Every single thing that happened, blanket apology. Well, call me a case of Benjamin Button, because I'm curious. Wow. Wow, Kyle.

Erica's like, Sutton, leave her alone. That's why I struggle with Sutton. What were they like when their husbands walked up? I mean, my God, come on, guys. Do you really think that Sutton Shrack, that she was fucking missed together while she was going through a divorce? No. Do you think Garcelle, I mean, the woman, the fucking woman wrote a letter to CAA. Do you think she was acting her best, putting her best foot forward? You know, if you're really friends with someone during the worst time of their life, don't call them. Just ignore their pain like everybody else. I mean, come on.

But also, Erica, they were giving you such shit when you were going through all the shit with your marriage. And you said that before. So, yeah, Kyle deserves it because Kyle didn't get Kyle. Kyle's not missed together, but she didn't let anybody else not be missed together either. So she deserves it. And Kyle's like, well, I've never behaved like that.

And that is not somebody I want to be. Well, except for last year in Aspen when I screamed at Dorit and had a temper tantrum because she said something nice about Kathy. Or, you know, about that time I hit Brandy's crutches and called her a slut. I was like, can we just keep showing Kyle hot dodges? Please. Bad behavior for the past 15 years. Yeah, that's just not who I am. It's just not somebody that I'm proud to be. So I wish I'd been calm, cool, and collected. And you know what? You guys are like...

actually hurting my feelings right now. And like, I know I had no bad intentions with this text. And I just feel like I, I just feel like I was being accused at that moment. So now she's a victim again. Yeah, exactly. It's everybody else's fault. So she's like, yeah, I mean, I was overwhelmed. Like I had no friends, you know, except for the ones that kept following me out, trying to be my friend. And so I was like, well, I will say this, you know, we were very surprised at your reaction. And I woke up in the morning and I could just think, wow,

And Kyle's like, well, you know, we've all had these. I'm sorry. She's like, we've all had those moments, you know. And Sutton's like, well, you know, it just was a lot of reaction. And I thought to myself, I'm just disappointed in Kyle, you know, that she's leaving this group. And she's like, well, we've all had those moments, Sutton, right? And she's like, well, yeah, but you yell at me for doing it. And everyone's like, oh, I can't believe Sutton would say that to Kyle. No, it's true. She yells at everybody else. And then she does the same thing, you know.

I guess my wish would be for you to not walk away again. God, it feels good to do this to you instead of you doing it to me. And Kyle's like, I removed myself because I honestly felt like it wasn't good for my mental health. Men to be, if the kids are saying it, to be honest. And I think now, moving forward, we've got to figure out a different way to work through things so it doesn't feel like that.

Well, I just want to say, my little meatball, I support you through anything you're going through in your life, and I'll always be here. Thank you, Garcelle. I was talking to the actual meatball. Were you saying something? My takeaway from this dinner is Kyle wants to smooth things over, and she knew me, Erica, and Sutton would be easier to smooth things over with in a smaller group than if she had Dorita Bowes or anyone else there. To which I say, no.

So she's like, well, I think Kyle's afraid that this is going to be brought up at Garcelle's beach house. And she wants to know that she has allies. But I'll tell you this. Erica might be a minion, but Garcelle and Sutton are not minions. That's going to be a sticking point at the reunion because Erica is not going to like being called a minion. I'm not a minion. I think for my own self. I pat my own puss. How did I get demoted from being despicable me to a goddamn minion? I'd actually prefer the last two seasons.

At least he was a lead. So Sutton's like, well, listen, I have been a judge and a jury. And Erica goes, and the executioner. They all like laugh. They laugh as if that was like such a brilliant joke when that was clearly where Sutton has been. Like when you say you're a judge and jury, executioner's next. Yeah. It's a natural progression. Okay, so let's go to Oxnard, California at 12 p.m. Oh my God. This is so great. Is this CGI? Yeah.

There's a beach house. It's crazy. Yeah. And it's, you know, gorgeous. So she's getting ready for the ladies to come over and she has a lady there doing flowers and party and getting everything ready and starting with that lychee martini. And she's like, well, I hope the ladies are ready to let their hair down, have some fun and say, whoa, because this is going to be fun. There may or may not be some twerking involved. Yeah.

She also calls out for someone named Glenda. And I thought that was funny. I just like the thing that Glenda, the good witch was, or whatever her name is, is there in the house. So then Kyle's at her house and she's like talking to her housekeeper and everything. And I guess the women are like gathering at Kyle's house and then they're going to go to

to Garcelle. So Jennifer Tilly's there first. She's like, Kyle, how are you? She's like, you know what? Like, I'm ready for a day at the beach, son. Fun. I'm so excited. I was looking at all sorts of funny memes about the beach and I cannot wait to do all the fun activities today. Which someone pulls up. She goes, oh, someone's here. It's a Bozy. Oh, look, it's Bozy. Someone's here. Someone's here.

So Kyle's like, oh my God, look at those fun earrings. Oh my God. Look, here I am. I'm a plain baked potato with no butter and salt. That's such a strange place. It's just a strange place to go with that. Because Kyle's dressed down and Bose comes in all glamorous and she's like, oh my God, I'm such a baked potato with no butter and salt. I was like, Kyle, have you eaten yet today? Yeah.

So Boza's like, well, this is the first time I'm seeing Kyle since she stormed out of my house in a fuzzy robe, fuzzy slippers, and a Birkin. I'd expect some kind of an apology, but no. Here we are. So now everybody's arriving, and they're like, oh my God, you look so amazing. You look so great. You look so... Oh, hello, Miss Erica Jane. How are you, Miss Stassi? We're like the Spice Girls. I'm Paprika. You're Adobo.

I don't know any other spices. I'm so sorry.

Wow, Herbes de Provence over there. She looks so beautiful. She's like a very beautiful Herbes de Provence. Don't you all agree? So then Dorit comes over and she's like, oh, Beaux, I love your loungewear. And she's like, oh, thank you. I feel like I'm comfortable. Wow, this is sort of your thing now is to diss people about their comfortable clothes since you arrived to an event. I didn't think you were going to do it to me so quickly, but that's fine. Yeah.

Well, guys, guys, guys, please gather round. I have some very disheartening news. Today, Jagger came in. And little Jagger, he told me, Mommy, are you and Daddy divorced? And I said, no. No. It broke me hard. How could you think that? And then we see a screenshot of a very, very long-winded, because it's Dorit, Instagram post. Like, sometimes in life...

You're married to a man that looks like a sack of wet flour. Sometimes that man turns into beautiful bread and sometimes he's just a soggy mess. I'm leaving Piquet in a stupid face. Sometimes that sack of flour meets a bag of Pringles, puts it on its hand and says, here's my sponsor. And the sponsor says, we're getting divorced. So here we are.

Have you ever dripped water on one of your white vitamins and just watched it bloat? That's PK! I'm leaving him! Stupid!

Erica says, well, I know how to reach out. How does it protect those children? You know, I mean, she protected them so hard. Like, for instance, when she wrote a giant paragraph on social media about what happened. Yeah. Although I think that she's really going out of her way to protect those kids. It's the Internet. You think they don't know how to use the Internet? Come on now. Your daughter's pirouetting like 30 times in a row. You think she don't watch it on YouTube? Come on. The Internet. The Internet is the college for the children of today. Yeah.

But like, I'm being snacky, but like, I think that they had to write that because it was starting to come out in news or something like that. She also has to tell her kids what's going on. I mean, if that's coming out in the news, you don't write about it on Instagram before you tell your damn kids. I mean, have PK's sponsor do it. He's not busy. Fuck. Get the can of Pringles over there, sit the kids down and be like, listen here, PK's not going to be with mommy no more. Mommy, the Pringles are talking to me. Go with it. Just go with it.

So I said, you know, sometimes in marriages, when you're married for a long time, you can have your ups and your downs and your Gs. And sometimes you need a little time apart. And he said, but you and Daddy are always going to be friends, right? You're always going to be best friends. And I said, oh, well,

I certainly hope so, Jagger. And Jennifer's like, oh, that breaks my heart. You know, that's really terrible. You know, I remember one time when I had to leave Annabelle. And she was like, please don't leave me in this house. I said, Annabelle, it will only be for five days. And then I remembered that she's just a doll. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Well, speaking of best friends, I hate to interrupt. I'm so sorry. But speaking of best friends, I did get a note from Garcelle, and she wants this day to be positive and fun, so maybe we can stop crying about husbands and get in the car, because we've got a long road. Okay? So let's just back away from Dorit. Back away from the crazy person. Okay? Like, damn. Because it was like a serious scene. It was like the music was serious. Dorit was obviously like...

the women were all concerned. And Sutton's like, all right, everyone. Well, that 101 freeway isn't going to get much emptier than it is right now. So we better get on the road. Okay. Let's look at the bright side. At least you weren't robbed at gunpoint this time. All right. Okay. Get in the car. Get in the car. It was so rude of Sutton. But like, I have a theory and I think it ties into that gunpoint thing, which they, by the way, they show this, the gunpoint thing again, because they're like, Sutton's not good with timing. And,

I think that like, what's kind of funny for me with Sutton is that I think when certain things happen that like hue too closely to her life experiences and her own trauma, she does like the thing in the movies where someone's like, all right, we're not going to talk about that. We're going to do something else now. So I think like this talk about like the divorce, like the divorce stuff. And don't forget like with the gun, you know, her, what happened with her father, like when these things come up, she's like, she like,

She just shuts down and is like, "I cannot talk about this. Hi, we are going on the road." It shouldn't be funny because it is her coping mechanism to trauma in her life, but to me, I just think it's funny because it's just like every movie I've seen on an airplane that's sort of like Ashley Judd. Ashley Judd? Where she's like, "All right, we are not going to talk about that. We are a family and we are going to move forward."

It's every movie with Ashley Ted. You know, I can see that. I think that also, though, Dorit just talks too fucking much, and they're sick of it. Every time, if you think about it, every scene Dorit, I would say 90% of the scenes that Dorit has walked into, she's gone. Goys!

let me tell you what's going on with uncooked chicken breast, I'm married. You know, it's like, oh, for Christ's sake. And also, like, Sutton also knows we've got, like, a two-hour drive. Well, we've got, like, a 90-minute drive, but if we wait too much longer, it's going to be a two-hour drive. We have plenty of time in the Sprinter van to discuss this. Save the monologue for the Sprinter van. You know, we need a book on tape in there. So, they go, and they're all pissed at Sutton now because she's so rude. And, yeah, like you said, we see this montage of Sutton just being completely... Well...

I guess we're not going to talk about robbery now. I have a designer that's in jail in Paris. I mean, this is really one of the harshest lines ever with sudden ghosts. Well, I've been putting out fires all day too, but I wasn't held at gunpoint. Sorry.

Can you believe she said that on camera? Still can't believe it. Every time they show it, I'm like, oh. Because in my mind, I try and smooth it over because I generally like setting. But yeah, it's bad every time.

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So they go to Garcelle's Oxnard Beach House, and she's just sitting there living her best life with her lychee martini. And they go in, they love it, and it's beautiful, and they're all complimenting it and all that good stuff. And Kyle's like, I'm so impressed and so excited for Garcelle. She worked her ass off for that. Oh, how did the bird get here? How did it get here? All right, everyone, I have loungewear. I've tried to do things that I thought would be chic.

like, loungewear. So I was like, oh, this is very sweet, even though I kind of just did this with my party last week. That's fine. So Garcelle's like, all right, I have some comfy loungewears that I want all the girls to try on so they can relax and not worry if they're wearing Gucci, Elvie, Chanel. You know how it goes. Rob's best for less for everybody. Welcome to Oxnard. Well, we know one thing they're definitely not wearing. Kyle by Sahadi or whatever it is.

What was it called? Kyle and Shahida. Shahida. Right? So I think it is funny. You just mentioned this, but I think it's so funny that they keep trying to redo each other's party. Because we had the first one that was like a spa day. Then that didn't end well. So then Bo's tried to do another spa day. She's like, this is how you do one. In pajamas with masseuses. And now Garcelle's like, no, this is how you do it.

in pajamas by a beach. It's like the whole season they're just going to try and one-up each other's body. In a different county. Garcelle's literally in a different county. Like, this is really stretching the term Beverly Hills. So, um, so Dorit's like, well, I did not spend all this time and effort curating this very cute outfit. Wouldn't it be told to change into pajamas?

So they are, they change into the pajamas and Jennifer is like, oh, this is like very me. I really like this. Oh, by the way, I got you a little gift. And they're like, what is this? It's Dolce & Gabbana. It's a toaster. Yes, it matches your outfit. I thought it would be great. You could make toast here in your beach house. Wow. God, do you have one of these? She's like, I do. I do, America. He goes, oh my God, why am I clapping? Why? God, this is amazing. Yeah.

erica's taken back to when she was like 23 and like earning money by appearing in like infomercials as the audience for like a for like a dehydrator um erica erica's just like god i expect her to grow up with anything at this point listen the girl's got good shit she just does

It's kind of amazing. We see a montage of Jennifer being like, I got you something. It's a boat. Here's something. It's a boat. It's a Louis Vuitton boat. It's like her bag that's shaped like a boat, but it's Louis Vuitton. Yeah.

That bitch has good shit. All right, we're going to change. We're going to go to the beach. And then we're going to have a really nice dinner. So they woo. And now they, you know, do that. They go to the beach. But first they put on their beach clothes and Sutton comes down and she's pulled her waist all the way up to her rib cage. And they're like, why? Why, Sutton? Come on, man.

So they, yeah, they are going to go outside. Well, first they have to get in golf carts. And so it's the classic housewives in golf carts thing. It's so funny. So they drive around and they finally make it to the beach where it is freezing cold and the wind is like whipping around their faces and they all look miserable. And they have some lychee, a lot of lychee martinis and everything. And then I love this. So they're standing at the little bar set up and Jennifer is there,

and she is with Sutton and Dorit, and there's a party planned on her call. They're like, oh, excuse me, will you just take a picture of us real quickly? There's the three of us standing here. Like, well, maybe back up just a little smidge, maybe a little smidge. And she's like, oh, you want the beach in the background? Oh, I think that we may be backlit, but of course, like, let's give it a try. Oh, no, I think that we are backlit. Okay, let's go back to my original suggestion, which was the best one of all. But, like, I humored you for a moment. Okay, that'd be great if we could do another photo. Okay, thank you so much.

She's very politely like, this is how to do it. She's like the most polite micromanager of all time. Yeah. So then they get their picture took. And then Erica's chilling with Bose. And she's like, oh, so beautiful. Right here in the sun, isn't it? God damn it. Did you bring the sun? Even the sun's pretty. Did you bring the sun? God damn, she's rich.

So Dorit's like, "Can I have a Belvedere with club soda? Not too strong. I'm a new person now, so I won't say 'Cock is out!' I'll just let you do it and squeeze my own lemons, because I want people to understand the struggle that I'm going through these days. Oh, look at me! Squeeze! Oh! For all the pain I'm going through with Piquet and his sponsor. Oh! For all the pain I'm going through with Jiggy and his questions.

For all the pain my arms are going through from holding up the walls. And then there's this weird moment where she's squeezing and then Kyle goes, twa? She goes, twa? What? We can twerk. And she goes, we can twerk? Talk? Should we walk on the beach? I was like, what's happening? What are they saying? So they go have a little talk.

And meanwhile, Boze is like, Garcelle, you weren't at Kyle's house. Dorit. The whole thing. She said her kid asked her if they were getting divorced. Dun, dun, dun. And Garcelle's like, oh, it is sad, isn't it? No, actually, my heart just kind of burped. Sorry, I had really spicy wings for breakfast. What were you saying about stupid Dorit?

I remember my son Jax putting him to bed and, you know, because we switch off every Mondays and he goes, well, when I'm with you, I miss dad. And when I'm with dad, I miss you. And no one prepares you for that. No one at all. Anyway, I turned off the light. I was like, get the fuck to sleep. And that was it. Well, how do you feel when you're with the nanny? Because that's who you're going to be spending the next week with. Goodbye. So then we go to Dorit and Kyle talking and Dorit's like, would you like me to start? Would you like to start?

Okay, listen, first and foremost, I'll start since you didn't answer. I'll start and I'll finish. Now, first and foremost, did you consider us good friends, Kyle? Did you? Did you? Yes. Oh, do you want to salvage our friendship? Um, I do. I, like, do you?

Oh, very much, Kyle. Because your friendship has always meant so much to me. I want to salvage it. And when I wrote to you, and, you know, I said I've never repeated... When you said I've never repeated anything you said, you know, I knew that you were making him feel like that he can talk to you, and you're not going to repeat it. And that's okay, Kyle.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, you can't say that I know that you were. Like, I'm sending you this text saying, like, I'm a trustworthy person, I don't repeat things, and I don't. Like, you know me to read. And in this group, all these years, anything anyone has confided in me, I have never repeated. And that was just, like, my way of saying, I'm a safe space if you need...

And I know that he's not going to reach out to me because if he needed, he's got like a million friends. But I just wanted to say, I'm a safe space if you want to talk shit about your wife, but also like we're only going to talk about memes. But if you want to talk shit about your wife, you can, but also like we were only doing memes. But like if you wanted to talk shit, I'm just saying it's a safe space for it. So honestly, I don't see what I did that was wrong.

And I actually like that Dorit laid it down. She's just like, here's the thing. When two people are separated, you should choose the side of the girl. Are you on my side or are you on his side? Because if you do get information from him, and I'm glad you called yourself a safe space, because when you get information from him, you better tell me. He's like, oh, okay. Yeah, because most people are like, why are you supporting PK? Now she's like, you better spy, woman.

yeah, most people don't lay it out. Like you better be on my side. Most people are like, no, no, you can be friends with whoever you want to be with. I'm not going to tell you who you should or should not be friends with. But if you're friends with that person, it just means I'm going to have to take a step back from religion. She's like, no, his side or my side. And if you're on my side and tell me what shit he's talking, I love that. I found that very refreshing actually. Yeah.

Yeah, because that's what I think everyone's thinking in these situations. And Kyle's like, um, like, obviously in writing that, like, I wasn't thinking about choosing sides. Like, you know that, like, you know that state of your relationship. Like, I didn't know anything. And he's never said anything bad about you. And if he had, you wouldn't know because it's in the vault. And I would certainly never talk badly about you and Topeka in one million years, except for, you know, probably all the shit I talked about you. Whatever. I hope you know that. It's called HIPAA. So, sorry. Yeah.

Well, here's what I want from Kyle. I want Goyle to be a Goyle's Goyle. And that's it. I want a Goyle and a Goyle. Goyles for Goyles.

Yeah, I just really didn't think it was going to be difficult to maintain a friendship between both Dorit and PK because anytime Dorit and I have gone through a hard time, PK and I always maintained our friendship. But if that's what she wants, if she wants to make a crazy, ridiculous request like that, I'm fine with that. It's just her being needy and I'm just level-headed. I just will tend to her because even though I'm going through a lot, she's obviously taking it much worse. I think she's having a little bit of a men-tb. So I just want to move forward and put all this negativity behind us.

Yeah, and you know, Kyle is still making it about her and making Dorit seem crazy for even wanting this, but she'll do it. She'll go with it. But I was actually proud of Kyle because she didn't have a fit. She stayed calm and she actually listened to her or at least pretended to listen to her friend and then agreed. I was like, wow, that's lovely. So, are we putting this to it? It's almost like someone told them, okay, guys, it's mid-season. We cannot have a fight about the memes every week. So, let's wrap it up.

And it's like the birds more interesting at this point. And I think someone told Kyle, by the way, Kyle, they're saying that you're not a girl's girl. So she's like, you know, I feel really bad about PK because he actually has been like a really good friend, but I still understand. And I do believe that women have to stick together, especially when they're trying to route another woman out of the group. Yeah.

I see fried chicken. So the other ladies are getting chicken served to them. And someone's like, I want a breast. And the chef goes, I'm hoping this is a breast. And Garceau goes, aren't you the chef? I mean, if you don't know who does. Yeah, seriously. So this one looks like a cooked PK fresh out of the shower. I'll take it.

So they're all freezing, and they're like, hey, where's Kyle and Erica? I mean, Kyle and Dorit. They're like, okay. So they come to the table, and Erica's like, all right, well, I'm tired of their drama. I'm tired of their marital drama. I'm tired of their drama with each other. I hope they work it out, because quite honestly, I'm tired of this. I am tired. I want to get along, because we need peace. I'm like, Erica, tired of them. We've been watching your situation for like five years now.

Yeah, but it was like 100 times more compelling. I have to give it to Erica. That was, I wouldn't say fun. That's cold to call it fun, but it was. So then now they're going to play some games, guys. What's the most embarrassing thing you can ask the waiter on a date? When are you off? Erica's like, meet me out back.

Okay. Question. Next question. What length would you go for for $1 million? I'm like, didn't Erica already answer that question? It's called season her first like three or four seasons on this show. Is Erica still in a lawsuit for those earrings? I mean, she'd go a long way. The girl was with a man tripping over his own balls in the hallway. Okay. Don't make Erica answer that. She's already answered it on television for a decade.

So, yeah, she's like, well, a million dollars isn't a lot of money these days, so the answer is probably not very far. Remember that movie with Demi Moore? Indecent Proposal? Yeah. Yeah, he better has been sleeping with him for a million dollars. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't.

And Jennifer Jolie just goes, well, they were younger. And Boze is like, okay, let's pause there. Let's adjust for inflation. What if it were $20 million? Oh, yeah. Hell, will we sign up? Okay, now we're talking. Give me a crap table. I want to roll around on that. And Garcelle's like, well, I've done things for less. That's what I'm saying, honey. So then now they're all cracking up. And...

Boze was like, wait, you'd sleep with someone else's husband for money? Like, what if it's your man, though? And she goes, well, hey, we want the money. I don't give a fuck about these people. Give me the money. And Dorit's, well, Boze is like, well, let's pretend you were in love. And Dorit's like, Eric has never been in love.

And then everyone's like, what? And we see a flashback to Erica being like, I don't... Listen, Erica just found out what empathy was last season. So love is... We were still working towards love. Let's just take some baby steps, you know. So we see the flashback to her saying, I want one good love affair, lady. It's just one. I just want one of those things you see in the movies, you know, where you just can't be apart. One minute you're a hooker, the next minute some lady has to give you clothes in a Beverly Hills shop. I love that movie.

Boze is like, I love love. Somewhere in the back of my mind, there's a little voice that's like, be careful, be careful, be careful. But I keep shoving rose puddles in her and tell her, shut up. Just let me be in love. And here's a robe. Enjoy your massage, voice. I love Boze. She just goes, I fall in love every other day.

So then Jennifer Tilly is saying, Oh, I love my man. Yes, I do love him quite a bit. And she talks about her ex and she's like, I feel like Sam was so instrumental in my life in so many ways. I feel like his energy is still with me, specifically in the creepy doll that I have in my foyer. Every day, honestly, I'm like, thank you, Sam. And like, you know, when I get to use the valet parking instead of driving down the street and looking for some free parking, when I buy a Gucci outfit, I'm like, thank you, Sam, because he gave me a very good divorce settlement.

It sounds like she's going to be so sweet and sentimental. She's like, every day I feel his energy. Oh, Sam.

Thank you for not making me park my car on the street anymore. Thank you for making me rich. It's like, wow. Thank you for making me impossibly rich. I would never have thought it. That's a beautiful sentiment. So now they get these lanterns ready, which I think you, I think, don't you put candles in those? This whole thing, I mean, just considering what night also. Like, don't do a lantern at 3 p.m.

Yeah. I mean, I was getting scared watching this just because it's been pretty harrowing in the news. And I'm like, please don't set fires and then send them floating over the hills. That would be great. That would be a great idea. But luckily the wind is very intense and those lanterns just like flop around like jellyfish on the beach and they

they blow away and they go, they go chase after them. And it's like funny. And, um, it is really funny. I really enjoyed this scene. It was like a fun and game scene that I really enjoyed. It was, this episode was really nice. I think they've got a group, good group here. They all have fun together. I think Bose is blending in really nicely. Bose is excellent. I love it. Oh, and this is where they run into the dead bird.

Oh my God, there's a dead bird. Finally, that bird got sick of flying into Kyle's head and it just finally died. And then they all just run away. They run away screaming. Son goes, no more dead animals. There's more. There's more. So, wow. That was a good episode. I loved it. Just heartwarming. Huge Kyle fan.

Yeah. It's great. My life has changed you guys. Yeah. It was, it was magnificent.

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