#2730 2025 Golden Crappies Act Two
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Welcome to part two of the 2025 Golden Crappy Awards. Who will win for best Bravo show? Best Bravo Liberty of the year? We don't know. Thanks so much for being here, guys. Enjoy the show. This is part two. If you've missed part one, go back and give it a listen. What's stopping you? Have fun.

Okay, so, oh, this is fun. Well, you know what? There's always exciting moments on Bravo, and there's always scandalous moments. So to help us talk about best scandal, please welcome YouTuber extraordinaire Kempire. Kempire! Kempire!

New York! Kempire. You guys could do better than that. Come on, New York! That's right. That's better. So good to have you here. Thank you for having me. This is fantastic. Oh my God, thank you so much for being here. This is my first Crappies. Yes. Welcome. Welcome. I'm no longer a virgin. You're not. We finally got to meet you. Yum. Yum.

What was the episode? You were on one of the Real Housewives, right? They pulled a clip of you talking. How dare you? I was on multiple. Empire's been starting shit on Housewives for a long time.

It's our dream. You know, one thing that one benchmark that we haven't really hit is that we have not ever really had the pull quote that comes up at the reunion that says, watch what crap ends. I'm shocked. I know, but we can dare to dream. But you have had an impact on these shows. You've been on them. They pulled your videos. Yeah. Yet I'm still blocked by Andy. Oh.

Oh, no. And I'm sorry to victim shame. I'm so sorry to victim shame. But what'd you do? Did you do anything? What'd you do? Come on now. I didn't do anything. I just did my job. I reported on him twiddling a boy's nipple during Pride. But who was he? Jesse Lawley?

What are you supposed to do at Pride? Read books? Grab those nipples. I mean, that's why they're out there. Yeah. Most of us are wearing, like, literal handlebars on our nipples now and locks around. Not me. Not me. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I would have back in the day when they could grab them from up here, but no one needs a handlebar down here. Okay. Well, we are going to talk about best scandal with you. Okay. Speaking of scandals.

Okay, this is the chaotic thing. We'll just put that right over there. This is the part of the show where our desk looks like we're at a news desk in 1950. We're like, okay. All right. Okay, so I actually want to talk some of these through with you, so go for it. Okay, biggest scandal. Countess Luanne, Joe Bradley...

Okay. Danielle Oliveira, Love Triangle, Southern Hospitality. I just want to point out one thing, that this image over here, this is how it happened. This was not Photoshop. They were doing, they were at a step and repeat, and kind of just Luann was like, cabaret. Cabaret.

And then he was like, oh my God, I love Cabaret. I'm kind of jealous. Yeah. Okay. All right. James Kennedy's Arrest. That's a scandal. All right.

Boo. Yes, yes. Yeah, boo. John Jansen sues Shannon over a facelift. R-H-O-C. Yeah. Okay. Karen's DUI. Okay. Teddy cheats on Edwin with her horse trainer. No.

He wishes he looked like that. I know. Finally a good use for AI.

Hi, I'm AI. Okay. So what are your opinions on this, if you had to choose? Who would be yours? OMG, I just was reporting on Karen yesterday in regards to her DUI, so it has to be Karen's DUI, but just as for Karen. Well, what were you saying? What were you saying? Well, we found out, if you re-listen to the body cam footage, she clearly had someone else in the car, y'all. Blue Eyes. Mr. Blue Eyes, I think it was. Yes.

I guess that's why she was like, well, we're just going to have to wait until all the facts come out to find out if I drove over that median while I was drunk, which I did. She was lit. She was lit. I have to say, you know, we haven't really been, we've been so excited. We haven't weighed in on a lot, but I feel like it's important to weigh in right now. I don't know if this is the biggest scandal, but I have to say my favorite scandal is definitely Countess Luanjo Bradley and Danielle. Wow!

Like, does Countess Luan, does her iconic stature, no bounds, she is now propelling an entire storyline forward on Southern Hospitality. How does that happen? Legend. Legend. Legend. I wish it was me. I know. Countess Luan, still pulling it. She can still pull it.

Amazing. All right, let's find out the winner. Oh my god, it's really crap. Thank you, Sadie. Thank you for the help.

And the winner goes to Karen Huger's DUI. Of course. Congratulations, Karen. We accept this for Karen. It's really crap. This is awkward. Thank you, guys. We love you, Kempire. Listen and subscribe to Kempire. Check out Kempire on YouTube and live.

And now for another clip from one of our nominated best shows on Bravo this year. Shall we?

The Real Housewives of Miami. Hi. Sorry. Sorry, guys. Oh, yeah. This is what it looks like, though. All right.

Woohoo! Boat ride! Boat ride! Boat ride! It's gonna be a boat ride! Best day ever! Yay! I feel like I lost something. I feel weak. I feel weak. She like wasn't feeling like good like in the car like guys like. You know what? You need to make your own destiny, Lisa. No more crying. I failed in my marriage. Ah, Lenny!

It's so hard, like really. It's like so hard. Oh my god, look. It's another boat. Hola, other boat. Hola, other boat. Hola. Hi, other boat. I'm trying to cry here. If you keep crying like, Jodi's gonna like leave you like. That's shitty to say, Larsa. You're like needy like. You're so needy like. You're like a baby like. And

You're a bully! You're a bully! You're mean! Oh my god, look! Poor people dogs! Hi, poor people dogs! They look hungry. Eat some chicken, poor people dogs! Why is she throwing chicken at poor people dogs? I grew up poor. Take the chicken, poor dogs! You got nothing! Adios, me are so rude. Poor dogs! I'm going through a divorce!

Oh my god, dead baby dolls hanging from the tree. Look. Oh my god. You guys, I know it's a cultural thing with dead babies hanging from trees. But like, it's bad. Guys, please don't make me go on that. Please don't get me on the island of the creepy dolls, please. Could you pull over to the creepy dead baby doll tree? I gotta pee at some point, alright? That one looks like Marisol. Marisol.

Oh my god, I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. This is too much. Please get me off the boat. I can't take it. Lily! Lily! Hey, hey, hey! Has anybody seen my lip gloss? It was right around here somewhere. And scene.

You know, I have to say one of the great honors of my life was pretending to throw up on a gondola ride in front of my parents.

We were doing that before and we were like, this is too much, right? What else do you do from that show? I had to re-watch it to do that. Oh my, I watched that for three hours. Those ladies are nuts. I love that show. One's barfing, then the other one's about to barf, then one's taken to the hospital, one's sobbing, the poor dogs are dead, the dead baby. I just...

And also, to all the plus ones who were dragged to this show tonight, everything we just said, that happened. That happened. That all happened. We didn't even have to make anything up for that one.

All right. So now this is someone... You do this one. What? She's your girl. You do it. Well, star girl, but come on. You do it. Come on. All right, everyone. Sit back. You may have heard about this next person, and the person who may have told you about her was Serena from Tenafly. Ladies and gentlemen, Margaret Josephs. ♪♪

Hi, everyone.

Looking good, baby. It's the drugs. You look great. It's not natural. We are so happy to have you back here at Town Hall. Last time we did a show here, you came, which was so generous. And this time, you brought Joe. I brought Joe. And I'm so happy to be here. Yes. And by the way, a shout out that Paul was here with Dolores, too. Paul's also here. Let me tell you.

One thing we always say when we meet you guys in real life is how much more gorgeous you are in real life, honestly. Thank you. Thank you so much. And the same goes for the boys. God damn. Yeah.

The men are very handsome. So what's been going on with you? Have you been to Jersey Mike's lately? Oh, no, I have not. No, I have not gone to Jersey Mike's, though I should go. You know, I did see Jennifer two days before that at the Gucci outlet. Oh, really? What was happening? Oh, damn.

At the outlet. At the outlet, believe it or not. It was just very funny because she had said to me, I thought first she snubbed me. She didn't want to act like she saw me. I was like, all right, I'm going to go for the snub. And when I was on the line paying, she had come over and she had said to me, she was very upset by the way she was portrayed on the show, said she got a bit at it and that she was portrayed as a villain. And I was like, oh, come on now. And I said, well, if you act like, you know, if you act like the villain, you know, you're going to be the villain. You're the villain.

And she was like, I'm over it. You know, I want to be like the next Oprah. And I said to her, I was like, okay. I said, maybe you should do like a Turkish cooking show because you did that prior. No, that's what she did. Yeah, she was doing that. No, she was doing. She'll put together a good. But she goes, I don't want my hands to smell. I don't like to cook. I said, okay, whatever. You know, so I was like, I guess, you know, since the Jersey Mike's, the Oprah thing is out.

I can only imagine Jennifer Aiden as Oprah. You get a tuna sandwich. You get a tuna sandwich. You get a tuna sandwich. And a toilet. And a toilet. Yes, everybody just gets a free toilet. Everybody gets a toilet. Look under your seat. It's a toilet.

Well, I don't know what's going on with New Jersey, but of course I want you and Dolores back. Oh, thank you. I'm not just saying that. Listen. I'm assuming we're not allowed to ask you. Do you know anything that you can't tell us? I really don't know what's happening. I think it would be sad based on the other reboots. You know what I'm saying? Listen, keeping some.

Listen, I like Roni. But I think keeping some of the other ladies and getting new ladies is fine. It might be a better way to go about it. You know a better way? Not a complete reboot. Keeping some and some new. Who would you rather see on the reboot? Jennifer Aiden or Laura?

Laura. I could ruin someone else's life. Okay, well, honestly, you have been a lightning rod in so many group scenes, so we thought it would be best if you came out here for the category of best group scene. Okay. All right. Here we go. Thank you.

Okay, I'm gonna hold it far away. I can actually read from a distance. Okay, ooh! Breakfast at Tiffany's Lunch. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. - All right, next up we've got Meredith's Bat Mitzvah.

And by the way, a message to everyone in our audience, we will not stand for slut shaming at the crappies. No. Okay. Gondola ride in Mexico, Real Housewives of Miami. Phaedra reads Dan for Phil at the round table, the traitors. That was amazing.

And last but not least, Shannon's birthday lunch, Real Housewives of the OC. Would you ever go on The Traitors if they invited you? I would go on The Traitors. When Dolores, you know, when Dolores...

when Dolores was there, I did do one sneak phone call. Pauly spoke to her before it started, and then they called me on the house phone. But that was before it was allowed, and Dolores was like, Marge, I don't know if you could hack it. Because I didn't have my phone, and it was very cute. So, you know, I have to see, because she's much tougher than I am. She's amazing. You know what? The last person that we asked that question to on the crappies was MJ. And she went on. And the next season, she went on. I mean, I would like

like to go on. I just hope I can hack it. I mean, Delora... No, you can hack it, please. I mean, I think I'd be a good traitor, truthfully. You would be amazing. They'd keep you on there just to hear all the good gossip that you had in the house. It's true. It's true. I do get the dirt. Okay.

Okay, let's find out the winner for best group scene. Do you have a choice? Any here that seemed good for you? Yes, I could see it. Okay. Wait, wait. What's your pick? Do you have a pick? I think my favorite group scene was the breakfast at Tiffany's lunch. I liked that with those bangs. Yeah, that was good. And all the fighting and then Mary throwing Meredith out. I loved it. It was wonderful. I am leaving.

Well, it's Meredith's Bat Mitzvah from Salt Lake City. An all-time classic episode. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm hand for Mark and Joseph. I accept this little golden crappy. It looks like chocolate. Can I eat it? I mean, it's very cute, this little poop. You could eat it. You just may not survive. Yes. Fabulous. Thank you. We love you, Mark. Thank you. Thank you.

The echoes of Moon River. Another shout out to Brandon, by the way. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.

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Who's next? All right. You go ahead. You introduce our next guest. All right, best fight. We wanted to get someone out here who is not affiliated with the network so we could really talk some crap.

And lucky, doing what we do, you know, we don't get out of the house. Well, he gets out of the house more. But, you know, like to actually meet people and stuff. And so it's amazing to get to meet peers doing things like this. We've known this girl for a long time and have loved this girl for a long time. But tonight is the first time we've actually gotten to meet her in person. And she's even more delightful than we could ever have guessed. It's Kara from Everybody's Business But My Own.

Come on out, Cara. Welcome, lovely.

Kara, would you please tell everyone where they could listen to you? Yes. My podcast is called Everyone's Business, but mine, if you guys look, you guys are usually ranking about number one. Just go down like several dozen. Get out of here. We're going to change that, okay? We're going to move that podcast up. Move it up! Because everyone here is going to subscribe, and everyone watching at home on Kiswee will subscribe too. The last Black History Month that we're probably going to have, so please do. All right.

Yeah. I'm begging you. Use that card. I have to support that. I will. Yes.

All right. So, Kara, we have a really fun category. And we cannot wait to hear you weigh in on all of these. Should we just get started with them? Let's do it. This is Best Fight. Best Fight. Will you read the first one, please? Absolutely. First one is Carl wants Lindsay to be softer with him. Summer House. All right. Next up.

Danielle smashes a cup on Jen's head. Real Housewives of New Jersey. All right. Oh, one of our guests in attendance, Dolores doesn't like that Jackie called her a slob. Slob. Slob. Really? Slob.

All right, next is Maddie locking Sammy outside the house party, then yelling at her through the door, but nobody can hear her because of the whole thing. Southern hospitality. LOL. The Mondrian hallway fight with Dowdy and the Lollies. The Valley. The Valley.

Look at poor Zach. Look at Zach. That's so Zach. Poor Zach. That picture is so Zach. Seriously. That back then, that is so Zach. All right, so if this was... What's your vote? Yeah, Cara, tell us. Weigh in. It's tough for me. I kind of like the Mondrian-Holloway fight. Yeah. I just love it.

- Yeah, Wig took the wheel. He had nothing, there was nothing he could do. Yeah, I love that, yeah. - I think that was the best fight because it was both like, it was intense but also hilarious the entire time. It wasn't very serious.

I support that one. Yeah, it was pretty good. Yes. Are you a fan of that one? I am a huge fan of The Valley. I did everything I could not to watch that show, and unfortunately, I was sucked in. I think we all did. I think in the beginning, we were like, fuck that show. They all moved to The Valley. That's the dumbest shit I ever heard. What restaurants are they working in The Valley? Stupid. And then we saw one episode, and we're like, oh,

Yeah. My biggest disappointment of 2024 was that the valley was really good. I'm so mad. I was so mad. Admitting you're wrong is so hard. All right. Now it is time to reveal the winner of the best fight. Thank you. All righty. Madame. Yes.

All right. Our winner for best fight is the Mondrian Hallway fight with Dodie and the Lally. It's the Lally. I'm shocked they had it in them. Congratulations, the Lally.

Will you accept this award for our dear friends of the valley? Will you accept this on behalf of Kristen Doty and the Lollies? I will. And on behalf of Karen Huger for this award, I will say you're poor and white. Thank you so much. Thank you so much, Kara. Everybody's business but mine. Subscribe.

Wow. I just want to say real quick, you know, every year when we do this, Ben has always put so much work, not only to our show, but this show specifically. Ben has just nailed all of this video stuff. Stop it. Stop it. All of the tech stuff, all of that stuff you see is Ben working his ass off. And I just want to say thank you, Ben. I love you so much. Thank you.

Stop it. No, Ronnie. Okay, okay. No, but like let's not let's not overlook all the contributions that Ronnie Caro makes. Look, look. So much. I'm giving you a compliment. Like I don't want you to start complimenting me now because I just gave you a compliment. That's weird. But I want to give you a compliment. No, because that's like a YouTube. Ronnie to you. No, I like I want my own segment.

I need to be, like, thanks, like, in a separate thing. Like, you got, you know? Why should I get the, like, you too, you know? I think I'm entitled to give you a compliment. Well, you're entitled to give me, like, a wasted compliment in the middle of a fucking thing if that's what you want. I just want my own fucking thing. Well, I guess if that's how you really feel, then that's how you really feel. That is how I feel. But I just think you're doing a good job. This is your compliment. You're doing a good job. Just take the fucking compliment. Why don't you take my fucking compliment? You take it. You take it. You take it. You're so in my fucking house. This isn't my... You fucking bitch.

Welcome back to MSNBC News. After slapping two twin babies who wouldn't stop quote-unquote coloring too loudly, a drunk woman flipped over a table in a Waffle House, shot at cops, and called her waitress the C-word before being carted off to jail.

In related news, former Real Housewife of New York Dorinda Medley has announced later in the year she'll reemerge on our small screens in a new show. Gay men have been throwing Giovanni parties around the country and burning their bras. More at ten. I don't know why I ain't vaping. I know my way around here.

The camera dudes, the uneaten foods, the sound here. Shut the fuck up Ramona, I'm trying to do a scene! Shut up! God damn it! Yes, a world to rediscover.

But I'm not in any hurry And I need a moment The bitch is backing it up The easy pass vaginas The liar liar hoes on fire The whiner

The luring Mike Boone has just made up the fish room. Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye. A floating red balloon.

A pile of chains called Richard, Richard Defending truth against what some dumb bitch heard I miss the hairy back dry cleaner The martini served as breakfast We were youngish together

I'm coming at it nigga The lights already burning Not long until the cameras will start turning It's the toilet in your townhouse

Don't you dare tell me I'm starting! Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye. Don't want to be alone. That's all in the past. This world's waiting long enough. This time will be bigger!

It always shakes to be honest with you. I mean, it's not really a nerve thing. It shakes a lot.

Have there ever been a moment with so much to live for? Hey, hey. John John's dead. No more you go low. And then I go high. So.

Michelle Obama, I tried I cooked, I cleaned, made it nice Got this bubble dress from Andy, not Cohen, Sandberger You know who Andy Sandberger is?

He's not in ShowCast Sunday Night Live. It's a show that's live on Sunday Night Live. It's in costume. Who did Andy Samberg's bubble dress? I got a bubble dress. You know who else has a bubble dress? Lady Gaga. Sorry. Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye.

Yes, everything's out there. We never said goodbye. I taught the world new ways to scream. I taught the world new ways to scream.

Hey guys! Sorry I couldn't be there. I got pulled away to do the Grammys, but I come with good news. There's only four hours left in the Golden Crappies. Congratulations for making it this far! And now, let's please welcome our two hot new bombshells back to the villa.

I mean... Is this mine? All right, I'll take this. Yeah, this one's mine. Does it ever say two on it? I stole it. I don't know. All right, everybody. By the way, can we give it up for Ronnie Carom? Thank you. Oh, wow.

You have a... I missed Arenda. Ronnie, you have a little something on your face. I got makeup wipes, don't worry. And by the way, thank you to Ariana Maddox for giving us that little video message. Gorgeous as ever, that kid. My God, beautiful. Thank you, Ariana. I swear, there's nothing like watching Ronnie doing the Ronnie thing. Am I right, everyone? That was amazing. That was amazing. It was amazing.

Okay. All right. So that was... Okay.

Now it's time to talk about villains. So let's bring out from Betches, Dylan Hafer. Dylan, come on out. Yes, Dylan. You better watch out. Nicole Scherzinger is only a block away. She's going to come break your ankles. That's the goal.

All right, Dylan. Well, we're so happy to have you here. I have a question. This has actually nothing to do with villains. Maybe it does. I don't know. Did you work at Betches when Paige and Hannah were working there? You know, I did. You did? I did. And how was that? Well, Hannah worked there. Paige dabbled. Okay. But no, they're lovely. I like Hannah and Paige. You know, we're all on good terms. And they're doing great. They're doing great. Paige is like...

she's going to date like an NFL player or something. Like, leave Craig in the past. Yes, I agree. Team Paige all the way. Yeah, we're with you on that. So we brought you out here because we felt like you were particularly equipped because you have a razor sharp sense of humor and you also have a good perception of the world to talk about best villain in...

the past year of Bravo. So shall we get to the nominees? - Let's do it. - All right, why don't you start us off with the first one? - Okay, our first is Jax Taylor, "In the Valley." - A perennial favorite, a perennial favorite. - God, he does look good in that photo. I hate to say it. - Ugh, it's so annoying. - All right, John Jansen and Alexis Bellino.

Tony J. Real Housewives of Orange County. Also from the Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamara Judge. Tamara Judge. Tom Sandoval from Vanderpump Rules.

And here's a fun one. Whitney Levitt from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Let's get some Hulu representation here. Do we have any fruity pebbles in the green room? What do you think?

What's your vote? Look, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, much like The Valley, was a show that I had heard about it, and I was like, okay, so this is going to be bad. But maybe I'll give it a chance because I'm not above that. Right. And then it was so fucking good. It was so good. And they're going to be back. They got renewed for 20 more episodes. 20 more episodes. That might be too much. I'm just going to call it now.

Ten at a time, ladies. Ten at a time. I can only see so many Diet Cokes get assaulted with like Coffee Mate and Mountain Dew Spritz. I don't know. All right, let's find out who the winner of this. Miss Sadie. Glorious and prestigious award. Little Miss Golden Crappies. Thank you. All right, here you are, sir. Not much help, huh? Maybe pull it a little. Slava Land!

John Jansen and Alexis Bellino from Real Housewives of Orange County. There was no other choice. Congratulations, you horrible fucking people. You really earned that one. Gretchen's going to be so much better. Oh my God, yes. Just like them, but with more prayers. Gretchen Rossi.

Thank you everyone, give a big hand for Dylan Haber. - Thank you Dylan. - Okay, and now another clip from yet another nomination from tonight's Best Bravo Show.

I forgot my sentence. Come on! And now a scene from Summer House. This one's emotionally... It's a lot, guys. So, uh, yesterday, like, wasn't great. I was trying to share my emotions and feelings about the job and stuff. And I feel like it gets turned around back on me. It's almost like makes me not want to go see the band Arizona. Okay, but...

Like, what you're looking for in discussions about your career? I mean, it's not realistic, okay? You wanted brick and mortar, and I said brick and mortar's not great, and you got mad, and now you're sticking to brick and mortar, and like you're being really, really rough about it, and like you're being really brick and mortar about it? I do want your advice and questions, but I also want something different than like coaching and like questioning. So, you don't want my advice?

You don't want my questions? No, I do want your questions, just not your questioning. Like, why is this, like, so hard? I want, like, a lover. I want intimacy. A partnership. It's about, like, how I feel and how you make me feel. All right, those aren't fighting words, Carl. Those aren't really fighting words right now. I'm not going to do this right now, Carl. Well, you're making it fighting words because of your language you use when you're receiving me talking about things I'm being honest about. I couldn't be more clear about it.

I'm trying to understand, like, what does that sentence mean? Like, what are your needs? Softness. Ew! Tenderness. Gross, Carl! By the way, today is our engagement anniversary. Lindsay Dale Hubbard, will you be my wife? I got the taco contract!

Oh my god Present day Present day Lindsay Can I get a hug? Can I? I want a hug Harder Harder Hug me harder I want a hub house hug Harder Harder Harder Softness It's hurting me It's hurting me Softness Tenderness Harder I think I just broke a rib bone Harder

And scene. Really one of the most emotional scenes we've ever had on this channel. It brings a tear to my eye that those two just didn't work out. How did this air in the same year that Lindsay Hubbard found some dream guy and had a full-on baby? That's crazy. Things just happen so, so fast.

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Okay, well, you know, we're actually very excited that the world of Bravo has really expanded beyond the real housewives, because we love our housewives, but there's like a whole world of shows, and we are being very liberal with what it means to be

a non-Housewives show and be part of Bravo. So, because there's so much... We get desperate for shit to cover is what we're saying. Sometimes you gotta go... One year maybe we'll be doing commercials, okay? Yeah, sometimes you gotta go into Hulu and Peacock, okay? So, we are now the category for best non-Housewives show and we are bringing back out one of our favorite people. We have her on every time. Please welcome, from the Taylor Strecker Show, Taylor Strecker! Taylor Strecker!

Hey girl, hey!

Oh my god. Hey girl, hey. Hey boy, hey. Oh, you got... Am I the last category? No. Close. Oh, fuck me. I was like, oh my god, save the best for last. No, this is like... You're the last guest category, though. Honestly, I'm not worthy. These guests have been fucking incredible. A round of applause for everybody. I'm honored.

Well, Taylor, we are so happy that you're here because this is a great category. And why don't, I mean, are you excited for this? I'm so excited for this. By the way, we will be on Taylor's show next week. Next Thursday. Yes, check it out. Check it out, yes. Listen to that episode. You can watch it too. You can, you can. All right, let's get into this madness. Let's get into Best Non-Housewife Show, a great category. Got it. I was only sitting there the whole time. Ha ha ha.

Okay, best non-Housewives show is the category. Number one, Love Island USA. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Pretty good. Summer House. Where's Kyle? The Traitors.

And last but not least, The Valley. All right, Taylor, do you have any picks, any thoughts, want to weigh in? Oh, God, I have to say, like you guys said earlier, I begrudgingly am in love with The Valley. It hurts my soul.

I also have always been such a stan of Summer House, so that's there too. Plus, Kyle's here, so I have to kiss his butt because I've said lots of not nice things about him on my podcast. So now I can say nice things. I love you too, Kyle. We made up here. And the traitors, I mean, is Delora still here? Where's my girl?

The Traitors is so good. It has been for how many seasons now? Three? Is this the third? Third season, so good. And this one, my wife doesn't watch Bravo, but she's into the Travos. She's into The Traitors with me. She's addicted. So I'm going to say, just because I want to get laid tonight, I think it should be The Traitors. Absolutely. Right on. That's a good reason. I know. This is a great... I have to say, Love Island USA was just like appointment television for me. I loved it, but...

Traders, I mean, this week was the best episode I think I've ever seen. All right. All right. Let's find out who the winner is. All right. Taylor Strecker. Taylor Strecker. Please do the honor. Tell us everything. And the winner is... The Traders!

The Traitors, so good. Congratulations to the Traitors. Please accept this on behalf of those who were murdered too soon. Oh, thank you. I'm going to give it back to you. Take this back because you're going to get laid tonight. Thank you with my pile of poop. Thank you, Taylor Strecker. Be sure to listen to Taylor's podcast. Taste of Taylor, baby. Thank you.

I love a Chapel Run moment. All right. You guys, by the way, are doing great. This is a long ass show. I know. You guys are great. You're all in it. You're doing great. We're close. You're close. Now we're getting into the really big categories. So this is a marquee category for us. We are moving on to best moment of the year.

If Bravo gives us anything, it's amazing moments. So let's get on with the nominations. All right. Dorit smoking in her car, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Jen goes off on Tamra, Real Housewives of Orange County. Margaret sends funeral flowers to Teresa, Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Mary Cosby breaks through to Robert Jr. on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Mary can figure out how to enter Meredith's bat mitzvah, the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

MJ awkwardly interrupts the Peter Pals and slowly backs out of the room. The Trey-Toles. Let's see who the winner of this glorious award is. Oh, wow. I mean, just Sadie. Give a hand for Sadie, everyone. Thank you. All right, my beautiful friends, partner, soulmate, partner.

The best moment of 2024 is Mary can't figure out how to enter Meredith's spot, Mississauga Salt Lake City. Congratulations, Mary. Mary is not here tonight, so please, audience, accept this award on her behalf.

Alrighty, what do we have next? Alright, alright. So, you guys, guys, we have, we're getting towards the end of the program here and we have some really big categories coming up that are very important. But before we do that, we always like to take a moment to remember those who left Bravo this year. So please, Ronnie, will you honor these people? Thank you.

on their post-Bravo careers. Thank you. Alright. Can you see my ass? Alright. Love you, kid. Love you back, buddy. You know that it's our time. These are the best days of our lives. Just raise your glasses high. This one's for you tonight.

Marlo Olivia Rod Kat Jared Anthony Emma Nneka Sonya JT Anna Marie Danielle and Balloon Guy Fun Lexi Morgan Wade

Summer House, Martha's Vineyard, Real Housewives of Dubai, Million Dollar Listing LA, Schwartz and Sandy's, The Reality Reckoning, Kyle's Mullet, Tamara's Old Face, Britney's Espionage Career, Britney's Ability to Smile, Jax's Hair, Dr. Nicole,

Crystal, Robin, Candace, The Cryangle, Kenya, again, Sheree, again, again, Teddy and Edwin, Jessie and Michelle, Portia and Simon, Rachel, Zoe and Roger,

Brittany and Jared Brittany and Aaron Brittany and Jared James and Ali Bali Alexi and Todd Ink and Mia PK and Dorit Jax and Brittany Paige and Craig The Real Housewives of New Jersey

♪ You know that it's our time ♪ ♪ These are the best days of our lives ♪ ♪ So raise your glasses high ♪ ♪ This one's for you tonight ♪ - Vanderpump Rules. - R.I.P., R.I.P. It's tough. Ronnie Karam on piano, everyone. - Thank you for coming to my fifth grade piano recital. - Yes.

Been working on that for six months. All right. Nice job. All right. Let's get this going. Next up, we have Bravo Liberty of the Year.

Alright, let's get our first nominee. It is the one and only Angie Katzennebas. She already won tonight. Next up, the gorgeous Arianna Maddox. BPR and Love Island USA. Mary Cosby from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Peach DeSorbo, Summer House. Phaedra Parks, The Traitors. And Shannon Bedore, Real Housewives of Orange County. All right. Who do you want to win, Ryan? Ben, what are you thinking, man? Who do you guys want to win? Who do you guys want to win?

A lot of Angie. A lot of Angie. Angie's getting the popular vote here. What do you think, Ben? What's your pick? Well, I know that this is a very close race. And, you know, I have to say Angie Kay. I don't know. I also have to say Mary Cosby had a great year. And Phaedra Parks. This was a strong, loaded category. But I kind of feel like the energy is Angie Kay. All right. Well, do the honors.

And the winner of Best Bravo Leopardy of the Year, as voted by you, 20,000 votes,

Wow. The winner, yeah, we had 20,000 votes, okay? That's crazy. That's more than Hillary Rodham Clinton got. You know what? That's what she deserved, okay? I'm sorry. Didn't mean to offend anybody. You know what? I'm sorry. My daughter looks older than I do, okay? And the winner of Bravo Liberty of the Year, as voted by the people, is... Angie Katzenema!

The last one from Salt Lake City. By the way... Sorry, I didn't warn you that time. I just nailed somebody in their head. I'm sorry. By the way, we actually... So Angie Katzenavis sent in an acceptance speech, but we did not have time to add it on here, so we will put it... I know, I know, I know. Sorry. Sorry.

We will have it on our IG later. Well, should we just play it? Should we play it? Okay, we could give it a try. Let's just play the audio of it. I mean, I have it. Give the people what they want. Just, you know, just watch what crap is. Okay, wait, guys. We hold this shit up to the microphone. We do this every day. We have not even listened to this. Okay, I'm going to... Here, ready? Yeah. Oh, wait, hold on. The phone's on vibrate. Hold on, guys. We've got to start over. Okay, okay. Took it off of vibrate. Okay, is everyone ready? Okay, yeah. Okay, here we go. Opa.

Here we go. It's Angie Kay. Did you know that I'm Greek? From backup dancer to getting champagne dumped on my head to bench-warming bitch from friend up to center snowflake. And now I've got the best high body count hair in the game.

The biggest honor of all is receiving Bravo Liberty of the Year Award from Watch What Crappens. And the two best reasons that I'm on this show, number one, is all the laughs that Watch What Crappens brings to me and all the love from the fans. So thanks to all of you. Love you guys. And thanks for voting for me. To High Body Count here and to my mother. And that's what I just want to say.

She's spraying hairspray. Just for those of you who couldn't see it, which is all of you,

She's waving a Greek flag the whole time. Yes. We'll put this up. She's great. It was a very close race. Just because she hasn't sent in the video, she won fair and square, and it's amazing. But honestly, all of those people were amazing this year. They were great. And, you know, we are so grateful to have Bravo, not only because we have shit to talk about, but, my God, they just keep it going year after year. I can't believe this shit is still going on. God bless you guys as a network of people.

Alright, let's finish it up. We got one more nominee for best show of the year though. So now, a scene from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Hello, published author speaking. Girls, we've been in the trenches together.

We've formed a sisterhood together. We've turned butter together. And the butter has gotten messy. And it started to stain our receipts, our reproof, our timelines. So now we need to heal. So what I want us all to do is go into your phone and find the meanest, most horrible text that you've ever written about somebody. And then we'll let them read them out loud. We're going to be so close when this is done.

Ah, pesos. Okay, this is a text message from Bronwyn, and it is the most hurtful thing that anyone has ever written about me. I wrote this, yes? Mm-hmm. It says, I booked Lisa Barlow a ticket in coach. Bitch deserved it. Um, excuse me, Brittany, are you recording us? I do not consent to being recorded.

Hi, body count here. Yes, I wasn't recording. I was saying hello to my daughter who hasn't spoken to me in years but passed a math test recently and you know I was playing Wordle and checking Grindr. It's not even a phone. It's a chicken. Hello. My phone just laid an egg. Guess what guys? I'd like to make an announcement. This chicken and I have been intimate. It's so hard for me. It's very hard. Bubblehead.

Okay, as the newest member of this group, I would just like to share a text that Angie Kay wrote about me. I am Greek. Okay, here it goes. Tzatziki for life. Todd has one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel. Uh-huh. And I'm surprised that Bronwyn didn't dress like a banana because she sucked so many of them to get here. And she is stupid and she's a slut and nobody likes her.

Also, oppa, blue and white forever. So, thanks. Thanks, Angie. Hey, hey. I feel like I want to go next. Okay, hold on. Okay. This is what Heather wrote about me. Okay, you guys ready? Okay. Okay, here's the text. Huh? What? You got this, Whitney. You got this, girl. Okay. Um, prism? No? Wait. Oh. Oh.

You exploited my vagina! And scene. Alright everybody, now here we are for the nominees for Best Bravo Show. Just to recap. Alright, here we go. Real Housewives of Miami. Real Housewives of Orange County. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Ali-ba-bwa Summer House and the Valley and now it is time the highest honor of the year best show of the year as voted by everyone in the audience oh my god congratulations to Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for coming out tonight for a wonderful evening of celebration. Thank you to our wonderful pianist, Brandon, our director, Mark, who saved the slideshow. And to all of you and to everyone at home watching on Kiswe, thank you so much for coming tonight and get home safely. We love you guys! We love you! Goodbye!

Giselle Wish. Oh, yes, hi from the bookstore. Thank you. Good night, everyone. Get home safely. Good night, good night, good night.

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