#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
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Watch what happens Watch what happens Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Watch what happens Watch what happens Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?

Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So they're basically upset because...

It sounds like Craig said he was going to invest and then he didn't invest and then did something with this other company. Is that what I'm deducing from all this? He asked Kyle if he could invest in his company and Kyle said, give me some time to think about it. And then Craig was like, well, fuck that. I'll go invest in this other spritzer company. Or I don't know if he's an investor or if he's just paid to advertise it because Paige makes it sound like he's just being paid to advertise it anyway. Yeah.

But either way, you know, if someone from another show that's bigger than yours, frankly, ratings wise, says, I want to be part of your thing and also advertise it on my show, then you don't really need to think about it. That's stupid. You should just say yes. And let me just come up with some numbers or something, which maybe I think that's what Kyle said he did. I think Kyle said he said, sure, let me put together a proposal for you, whatever. I don't know. You know, this happened to me yesterday. I have to say, I wound up in this exact same situation.

Yeah, guys, basically, I was trying to sell some routers. I upgraded my router, my Nest router to the new generation. And so I was going to sell them. I sold them on Facebook marketplace for three weeks. They sat there and for three weeks, people would message and say, is this available? And I'd say, yes. And then I wouldn't hear from them again. And then say, is this available? And sometimes they'd say yes.

Can I come by and say yes? And then I wouldn't hear from them again because that's just what Facebook Marketplace or Craigslist is. People just say yes and then they disappear. They ghost.

So then on Monday someone says, is this still available? I say yes. And he's like, can I come by on Wednesday? I say, yes. I say come between three and six. He says, okay. And then I book a haircut. So then I say come between four and six. Okay. And then on Tuesday, someone else says, is this available? And I said, yes. He's like, can I come by tomorrow at four? I said, yes. I'm like, well, what are the odds? Two people are both interested in coming by to get this, to get the routers. But I'm like, they're both going to flake. Cause that's just the way it goes. So I'm like, yeah, come up for whatever.

Then they both decide to come and they both commit and suddenly I have to choose. I have to choose basically between lover boy and a spritzer. And it was such a mess because one guy that one guy was like, I'm, I'm like nearby. And I was like, well, I had already promised it to another person first, but he, I don't know where he is. Cause I'm not hearing from him. So I assume he had flaked. So I said, I'll just come and bring you the speakers.

So then I'm driving to go to the Starbucks to bring in the, not the speakers, the routers, the second guy. And then the first guy's like, Hey, I'm running late because of the rain. I'll be there in 10 minutes. And I said, Oh, Hey, I'm already selling it to someone else. And he's like, you already sold it. This is unbelievable. We had a day, we had a compromise. I drove up from Whittier for this. This is ridiculous. And then I was like, Oh God,

I feel really shitty. That's bad. Driving up from Whittier. And I saw the other guy. Money for that gas. Just go buy a fucking router, dude. So then I felt really bad. So I was like, so I messaged the second guy who's at Starbucks. I say, Hey,

Turns out the other person who I said may be coming, they're here, so I'm just gonna give a tip. So then the second guy was like, "Unbelievable, how can you do this to me? "I planned my whole day around this." And I had two people on Facebook Marketplace so angry at me, justifiably so, 'cause I was being a Facebook Marketplace

Fuck boy at that point playing two different people against each other. But then I eventually I was like, I thought we had laser. But I honored my commitment to the first guy. But the first guy also didn't have even a face on his profile. So I thought he was like a bot. I didn't think he was going to show up. So we showed up and I felt so bad that I had like he was because he was outraged and he showed up and he was the smiliest guy.

nicest, warmest man. And he was so lovely. And I felt like I gave the things to the right person, but man, like I really, you know, I really, uh, I really, I understood that he wasn't that cute. No, the point is I, uh, I understand. Correct.

I under Chris and Craig, who was like, you know what? You're taking too long, Kyle. I'm going to go to a spritzer. Cause I did that. And guess what? It's a dangerous game. That's what I have to say. It's a dangerous game. You're going to get burned.

I just really just wanted to tell that story, guys. I just wedged it in there. It had nothing to do with the show. I just wanted to tell the story about how I pissed off two different strangers on Facebook. No, I like it. Yeah, you've got to be careful on that because everybody's a flake until everybody's not a flake suddenly. It's like you wake up and the whole world's changed and everybody's not a flake. Like, what the hell? You can't change it up like that on me. Are you flaked or not? For three weeks.

three weeks like I couldn't get anyone to touch these things and then all of a sudden two people both want it they both want it the exact same time on the exact same day and I felt like I was dating I felt like I was dating and like fucking around I was like I actually don't know how serial I don't know how people do this I don't know how fuck boys do this how they kind of like two people at the same like go on a date with two people at the exact same time because people do this all the time and it was horrible I felt like a horrible human being so I had to let that story I haven't told anyone that story since it happened yesterday and I just had to find how much did you make

$25? I mean, come on. You know, honestly, I felt so bad for the guy who I drove up from Whittier that I told him, I was like, honestly, just take this for free. I feel so bad. And he's like, no, no, no. So he gave me the $25 and I go, do you want some Dubai chocolate? I just made some Dubai chocolate. And he was like, uh, no. No.

You're like, I just made some chocolate that could kill me if I came out in its country. He's like, no, thanks. I'll take my $25 and put it for a half a tank of gas to get me back to fucking Whittier. This is all to say, if the second guy who I stood up, Greg, if he gives me a bad review on Facebook Marketplace, it's deserved. But also, people, if you see that review on me...

Now you know the greater context. Well, you could do what Leva did on Southern Hospitality and just be like, fuck you guys. You're all full of shit. These reviews are bullshit. It's a conspiracy against my husband. Okay, so Sierra is like, wait a minute. We can all invest in Loverboy? And he's like, yeah, I mean, minimum bid's 25 grand, same as it was in 2019. And Wes is like, I...

Cannot afford that right now. I'm serious. Like that's hilarious. You're hilarious again. You're really funny. That was funny. Oh my God.

Listen, if he presented it the way he described, that would have been one thing. But like, he's a fucking liar. Okay. And I've been like taking fucking shots like one after another. Like, I'm happy to talk to Craig about it. Like, quite frankly, it's a moot point. I thought we were closer than this. By the way, you're taking shots left and right because you're actually physically taking shots and you're wasted right now. But also like you're you're the one amplifying all these grievances that you have. Like no one in the world cares what beverage tastes.

Craig is backing right now and no one really thinks less of you or lover boy because of it, but because you're going onto a national platform, watch what happens live this show and bitching about it. Now we're all, now we're all thinking about it, wondering about it and questioning you and your company.

Yeah, it's just weird. It's a weird fight. Like, who cares? Didn't you say last year your company's losing a ton of money anyway? Why would he want to? Just leave the man alone. Let him invest. And I'm no Craig fan at the moment anyway, but like, who cares? This is all stupid. And Craig is a liar. And it has nothing to do with Paige, you know? She's like, well, I thought we were closer than you texting me just berating my boyfriend and my best friend. That's how... And he's like, but that was a...

I was hurt. I'm only human. That's always Kyle's thing when he's wrong. He's like, but I'm human. I'm only human. And Danielle's like, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, is there any truth to what she's saying? Come on. He's like, yeah, dude, bitch. And she's like, come on. Well, she was like her, but you're texting to her last week, and I think that's what it is. It's like our business partner. Like, what I'm concerned about is if she believes what she's saying. Kyle...

You're not going to ever get between Paige and Hannah or Paige and her boyfriend. It just doesn't work that way. This is a fool's errand and you should be smarter than that. And Paige is up now and walking away. You know, she's like doing her strut away. And all I can think of for the rest of this scene is, "I'm so jealous that she has thigh gap."

Like, how do some of us get knock knees and then some of us get thigh gap? I can't walk off like that. I walk off looking like the fucking penguin looking for his mommy, you know? And Paige gets to go thigh gap it up there. So I was kind of mad at her. But she's like, "Oh, really? Well, I said I don't even care about the Hannah stuff. And right now, history, it's just repeating itself. We're fighting because Craig did something with another drink company." Oh, so it's my fault. It's my fault for being human. It's my fault.

Yeah, it's my fault. And so then Paige just keeps walking in. She's like, fuck you, dude. Your ego is out of control. So Ciara's like, you accused her in those texts of thinking the same way as Hannah just because that's her business partner. No. I asked her, do you believe this too? Yeah, but why do you even have to reply to that? Because I feel like she's being a two-face. And Paige, who is now all the way through the living room, somehow hears this.

Yeah. Turns, flips back around, and she walks out there with her finger out, and she's like, "Fig up, fig up! Fig up, fig up, Kyle! Fig up, fig up!"

Yeah. She like comes running outside. She's like, I'm being two-faced. Did you just say that I'm being two-faced? How fucking dare you? I'm actually an adult. I was able to maintain a friendship with Hannah, a friendship with Amanda, never speak ill of your wife, and then maintain a friendship with Amanda and never speak ill of Hannah. And that's actually called being mature and an adult, not two-faced. What you do is two-faced, text raging, texting me, then acting like it's all good. That's two-faced. And my biological co-workers

clock is beating like this. How dare you? I started off this week in normal and you've turned me into a character from Mob Lives. Now I'm just Marissa Tomei.

He's like, okay, okay. I told you, have your moment. Have your moment. And Matt is like, Kyle, stop. Have what? Have what? Are you telling me to have my moment? Paige is just ready to go off at every line. And he's like, you're just yelling at me. She goes, yeah, I'm yelling at you. What about it? Thigh gap. And he's like, all right, congratulations. You yelled at me. Wow.

So Paige just goes back inside and Kyle's like, well, Paige's business partner is still out there telling lies. And Sierra's like, yeah, but why can't you just block her and move the fuck on? Like, if you hate her so much, block her. He's like, well, I actually don't hate Hannah. I would love it if she'd promote my beverage on the Giggly Squad shows at Radio City Music Hall. That's probably, by the way, what it's all about. He probably wants them to drink Loverboy at Radio City Music Hall or in front of Megan Thee Stallion, and they won't. And he's like, meh.

So Amanda's like, it just sucks. It sucks. I don't know. Facts things. And Sierra's asking if it affects the business. And she goes, yeah,

Yeah, because it does. Because like right now, everyone's being like, oh, Kyle got Hannah fired. Fuck lover boy. Is there anyone out there who goes into a 7-Eleven, sees a lover boy and says, ooh, what a refreshing beverage. I want to grab it. Wait a second. I heard that the founder of this beverage got Hannah Burner fired from a reality show. On second thought, I'm having a Snapple. Yeah.

No, but Kyle's mad because they're getting a lot of hate messages from probably Giggly Squad fans. You know, that's a very strong lobby. You know, they're like the tobacco lobby. Like, you don't want to fuck with them because they're ripping him apart. And so she's like, yeah, they really mean to Kyle. I mean,

a really negative effect is only human. So Kyle gets up and he's like ripping his bib off, which is hilarious because he's just so little. He's like, I'm done with these Cheerios. And he's like, that was slander. Slander.

danielle's like amanda are you okay yeah so lindy goes inside and she's like wow things look crazy out there chef he's like well as long as the food was good so then kyle was like wow the amount of lies being spread about me and my business is so asinine like dude i'm leaving no bro it's the past it's the past it's it's like tight white jeans

It's not now. It's not the reality now. Okay. Don't leave. Don't leave. No. The lie's about my business. No. Don't leave. No. No. I'm going. Please, come. Don't go. Come. Don't go. No. It's all these two do. Every season, they just take turns going. Oh, my God. I'm leaving. No, bro. Don't go. Work it out. No, I'm leaving. In the next season. I'm leaving. No, don't go, bro.

please don't go please don't go um so kyle's walking away and carl's like don't it's literally this just take a beat bro so now everyone is it was last season was was carl like walking off into the shadows so um now uh emerald and lexi are are

are standing next to each other. That's all. That's really all there is. There's nothing going on there. So Sierra goes inside and Chef Andrew is there and he's like, so how was everything? Are we into pink foods? Did you like the grapefruit? Tell me what you thought of the grapefruit. And she's like, I hate this fucking house. He's like, I didn't ask you about the house. Did you enjoy the pink food? That is going on my resume. So...

Back to Kyle and Carl. I'm the hardest working guy I know. And I just get shit on. Don't go. Well, how was that, Carl? I know you're upset. I got it. I got it. How many times have I been upset? And what do you say? Don't go. Don't go. Well, how was that? I mean, she's upset, you know? Just don't make it worse. Don't make it worse. And then we see proof that Paige is upset because she's wrapping a blanket around herself before she gets into bed.

And then there's like a knock on the door and Lindsay walks in and Paige is like, oh, I wasn't expecting you. I didn't hear the sound of creaking bones. Yeah, no, it's me. Wow. It's you? And there was no crow tapping on my window to warn me. Bizarre. I didn't hear the sound of spoons stirring Ovaltine in a glass as you approached the door. I don't see a walker dragging across the floor, but it's you. Wow. Come in, I guess. Yeah.

So, meanwhile, back at the dinner table, Danielle's like, "Welcome to the house, Emeril!" So now Kyle and Amanda are talking, he's like, "I just can't believe this!" "Kyle, just stop, you need to check yourself!" "No, Amanda!" "No!" "Congratulations, Paige, for once again putting my marriage in the fucking blender!" What?! You did that? You did that. If your marriage was fine, there would be no blender in sight.

Yeah, and so he's saying that because Paige started a fight, Paige made him rage text, which started a fight, so now it's Paige's fault that his wife is mad at him yet again. Wow, the acrobatics that it's taking. And Amanda's like, no, Kyle, for five seconds, stop talking and blaming other people. Blaming other people? I'm getting shot at another fucking time. I'm getting shot at by people. I'm getting shot at by people.

So now Imrul is stuck still talking to Danielle. You know, he wants to be in the mix with everyone else, but he's like stuck with Danielle. Like, so have you done share houses before? He's like, yeah, low grade. I mean, I have, it's always been kind of like this, but like to travel, usually like, I usually leave, leave the screaming for night too though. Am I right? Yeah. Never dull moment, which is C club Sunday. It's kind of the coolest place. So then, um,

You're going to love it there. Have you ever done a kissing booth? We normally do that on Nightwine. So it looks like I'm the only one here. Come on up, boys. So then Jesse and Lexi are just being stupid somewhere. And then we go back to Paige and Lindsay and Sierra walks in. Sierra's like, dude, what the fuck? And then Lexi comes in like, anyone in here? Oh, my God, girls. Do you mind if like my sister, my mom joined for this moment? No, leave them out.

Yeah, Lexi tries to find Amanda, but Amanda's hiding in the shower to cry because they can't film you in there, I guess. But they're still filming right outside the door. It's your Amanda inside the shower like, yes. I should have made guacamole.

West is secretly taking a shower. He took this chance to take a shower, so he's doing that. And Jesse's saying, wow, that was great. You took a shower. So now we go back to Paige. There's a lot of activity resulting in nothing. And now we go back to Paige, and she goes, I've been in this situation before, and I'm trying not to be in it again. Hannah and Amanda not being friends anymore was the worst. 1,000% the worst. And I still get upset about it, because I think about what good friends we were. And

It makes me so sad. And like, me and Hannah, and Amanda, we were like so close. And like, I think about like one day, I can't even have a bachelorette party because I wouldn't even be able to invite both of them.

I mean, there might one day be a time where I meet somebody worth marrying. I mean, that could be, you know, 10 years away, 20 years away, light years away. I want to have an event for a party. So then we see a flashback to five years ago when Hannah and Amanda and Paige were all friends. And Amanda was saying, is there such thing as sister wives without a husband? And Paige said, yeah, they're called lesbians. Yeah.

Oh, back in the good old days. So then Lexi's like, well, I mean, you're a really good friend just from what I've seen and what I've felt, you know? And Paige is like, yeah, I have a lot of things, but like a bad friend is like not fucking one of them. And so for him to say that, I'm like, fake. It's like, that's such bullshit. Cause I've worked so hard to make Amanda not feel slighted with like my friendship with Hannah and like for Hannah not to feel like I don't have her back too. And that does have to suck. Like Paige, that's like,

That is the worst. And she does deserve credit from Kyle. And Kyle is like a dick for kind of like, he's a dick for not realizing the grace that she has shown him in the situation that she's in. Yeah. So she's saying, you know, I'm just trying to avoid a situation where Craig and Kyle don't speak again. Because if that happened, I genuinely don't think I could stay in this house.

And which obviously, you know, you're clear of that now. So that's helpful. Yes. But they're talking about how it's always somebody else's fault. Here comes one right now.

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eat this piece of gang and then look at your tongue and that's going to tell you what the baby's going to be. He's like, I already knew this. I made all the pink food. Just doing. I'm trying to have a fun gender reveal.

I'm not going to be on this show that much longer. So just do this for me. So then Jesse is like with Wes and he's like, Hey, so, uh, Sierra laughed at you tonight, bro. And I was like, yeah, I mean, she's been laughing. She's been fighting laughing for a while. Yeah. I mean, I go like, he's a funny guy. Not right. And she goes, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think she thinks you're funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And he's like, um, I was just, like, so proud, because, like, all my life, I've dealt with rough situations by, like, being funny. And so, like, you know, Sierra laughing at me, that, like, really saved the day, you know? It's, like, a huge step. Like, I mean, I sound like I'm in fucking eighth grade, guys, right? I'm just a little boy, just an insecure little boy.

So I'm guessing he was laughing a lot when he got that haircut because that is the roughest of the situations. He's just trying to get himself out of bullying by getting stupid haircuts. He's like, well, maybe they'll laugh at me and then I'll get out of it.

it's me. It's me talking to Kyle. Hey, let's go check on Amanda real quickly. Let's just like not make it worse. Let's just like, let's just like make it easy. Let's make it soft. Oh, it's a tender moment. I need a tender moment with pink dessert. So then Kyle's like, Amanda, Amanda, there's just been multiple lies over the last three years where the lies have just been like spread almost like ruined our marriage and let me come this close. Kyle,

So she's like, I'm out of here. I'm going upstairs to hang out with the cool kids. The guy's like, oh, I'm my main husband. I'm gonna leave you. This is ridiculous. I'm gonna leave you. Don't leave, bro. Don't leave. So Danielle is still flirting with Emeril and Carl comes into the kitchen and she's like, um, Carl, what the fuck is going on? And Carl's like, oh, Carl's checking on Amanda and I'm trying to calm him down a bit. Oh, cause like there's just so many layers to it. But like if, if,

If my opinion was each layer of this cake, this would be a five layer of don't go cake. Don't go. Don't go.

So then Paige is again still in bed and Lexi's standing again. I think she's standing at the foot of the bed or she's sitting on it and Paige is like, Lexi, will you do me a favor and go check where Kyle is? And if Amanda's alone, I will go see Amanda. I was like, I'm deputizing Lexi. She's like, Lexi's her secretary. She's like, I don't care who you've dated. You're the youngest and the dumbest and the one who still doesn't understand what lip liner is supposed to do. So please do my bidding. Thank you. She's like, thank you.

So then Danielle and Lindsay are still in the kitchen and Danielle's like, oh my God, Emeril, do you still want to go out? And he's like, a thousand percent. I'm here for the weekend. I'm going out every night. Do you not want to go out? She's like, 100% I want to go out.

Do you want to spin the bottle before we go? Just a suggestion. Seven minutes in heaven. So, uh, Amanda, so Lexi finds Amanda, does her job. So Amanda comes in and then Amanda and Paige like clasp each other. And Paige is like, I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I don't ever let

want to fight with you, I know, it's like, it just, like, makes me so, I'm so sad, Amanda, I know, it's just, like, all the time, like, how I wish you and Anna were friends again, and, like, we had the best time, and, like, I just, I don't even care about that, like, I just don't even want to fight with Kyle, it's like, Amanda, I love you so much, Amanda,

He's just so fucking stupid. Do you know how many times I have to say like, what are you doing? This whole fight? I mean, I know they're on TV and they have to do dramatic stuff, but why doesn't Paige just go, um, you're an idiot. Stop yelling at me and yell at Craig and Hannah. If you want to yell at somebody like the end, she's too young, but you don't, you don't learn that wisdom until you're 35 or 40. I guess you have to be like tired. You

You know, you just have to be, you just have to be tired like us. It's like, uh, yeah, you know, text me about it. So then, um, we go to the other people and West is like, wait a minute. Are you staying in Jesse? And Jesse's with Lexi in the bed. And he's like, yeah, I mean, what could be more fun than looking at her? Am I right? Yeah.

That was like sending an answer, Jesse. So then Lindsay, Daniel, and Emeril are still in the kitchen. They're just gross. They're terrible. Objectively terrible. So Emeril's like, so did you date anybody in the house except Carl? No, that's it. So you guys just like broke up and started dating this new guy like a month later. I started dating a lot of people. He's like, oh, wow. So what's a lot of people?

I had a raster. He goes, I love that. If I can relate to anything, it's that part. I have a few entanglements as it is. She says, entanglements? Let's unpack this. And Danielle's like, yeah, let's really unpack this. Like, how many entanglements do you have? Do you have room for one more? Like, or do you have a certain amount of arms? You're like an octopus where you can only have eight entanglements. Like, how many entanglements can you have? I'm right here. I'm tangled. I'm tangled.

And he's like, yeah, I have two one-year entanglements. At the same time? Yeah, at the same time, like right now. And Danielle's like, so you're a walking red flag. Is that what you are? I'm in. Yeah. She's like, oh my God, I love red flags. I have a whole blanket at home made out of red flags. It's amazing. Yeah.

And he's like, "Yeah, absolutely." Right? She goes, "Yeah, 'cause like as long as there's transparency, you could do whatever the fuck you want, say right now on top of this cake in a kitchen." So I feel like maybe you're a little bit of an orange flag, maybe? She's like, "It's a burnt orange, yeah." It's a pink flag, I'm having a girl.

So Carl and Kyle are outside again and we get another round of this. Are you all right? I just want to leave and I never want to come back. I'm drunk driving my way to safety. And then back to the girls. Amanda and Paige still crying all over each other. And Amanda's like, oh, it's like at times like this, I can't even talk. I'm off the ledge, you know, but things have affected lover boy. But the way Kyle's handling it. Oh,

So in the kitchen, West is now talking to Lindsay and he's like, you know what's crazy? Like you can say the craziest shit if you want, because like you're pregnant. And so like no one's going to talk to no one's going to talk shit to you. Pregnant ladies getting away with everything. So I'm going to go to a friend's house. See ya.

Yeah. So that's this whole thing. He's going to sneak out, but he's like, he just, he just don't, you know, he's going to be like, um, it's like, I'm going, I'm going to go out and like shit, but like, I'm not here to like, you know, back anyone's stories and be like a freak. I don't know what it is. He's just, he's going to sneak out. He's so Amanda uncomfortable. He's like, I, I'm going to go to my homies house because I don't want to make it uncomfortable for Sierra. If I like hook up. Cause you know, I'll just do me dead with unlimited options guys. And don't you forget it.

So Amanda's like, Kyle talked about leaving and I'm like, I don't know what he's going to do. He's like, I don't even want to be here. And Sierra's like, well, where is he now? I don't know. I'm going to go to bed.

So Lexi and Jesse are in bed and Lexi's like, do you know if the hot tub is working? You want to go check it out? And they're like, yeah, let's go check it out. So they go to an unsuccessful hot tub scene. Yeah. They turn on that hot tub. And then Paige and Sierra are in bed getting ready to go to sleep. And Paige is like, I feel bad for Amanda. And Sierra goes, I feel bad for myself. And also Amanda. But I just feel bad for me.

Yeah, so Carl's going to go out with Emeril and Danielle West. And so Lindsay's like, um, West just left. So now they're going to go out. They're going to go have fun. And then Jesse and Lexi fail at the hot tub because it's not hot. And she's like, yeah, you know, I just don't remember ever staying home like one night in the house. And I was just so worried I had cancer on that night, you know, but this is different because I don't have cancer, but.

I have a girlfriend, I guess. So it's going to be great. So the going out people leave. The hot tub goes on. Lexi and Jess, Jessi celebrate. And then Lexi is like, she's like, how long do you think it's going to take? He goes, a long time. She goes, really? Nar. And we have a note here from Chelsea, our note taker, who says, Nar. Did we talk about this last week when she said Nar?

No. I didn't know it because I... You don't? I am not in touch. It's like Asha. Oh, yeah. Well, I didn't know that. So I know that we say nar, but I didn't know that that was a thing that the kids are saying. But apparently, American kids are doing the Australian thing like nar. So Lexi is young and cool. Nar. Nar.

So now Amanda's in bed and Kyle comes in. He's like, "I just ate something." She's like, "Kyle, go to bed." "I'm leaving. I'm leaving." So now it's late night and we see people coming back to the house at 2:19 AM and Lexi and Jesse are still by the hot tub. And he's like, "Does it even feel a degree warmer?" She's like, "No, I guess we can just go to my room now. Hopefully my mom's here."

they've been trying to eat up that hot tub for two hours and they're like, does it, is it warmer now? If it's been more than 30 minutes, it's not going to work. Okay. So yeah, they get into bed and she's like, he's, she's like, do I like stinky breath? So Emeril comes back and he's got a friend. He's got a lady friend who is not seen on camera. She's just alluded to by arrows and he put something on the camera, which I hate that when they put like when, when they have discretion. Oh my,

So then, so he's fucking, et cetera. Yeah, you hear some banging. And then it's the next morning and Wes slinks home at 7.13 a.m. And then everybody else gets up and Lexi's like, you were like talking in your sleep. He said, is this any warmer? I love you. And he was like, oh my God, I love you. Yeah. And I was like, thanks. He's like, oh my God, you gave me a thanks? Jesus.

I'm so tired. I'm like also stressing out and like not falling asleep. It's like the worst thing. And I just started having like anxiety attacks throughout the entire diet. Like, I'm sorry. You gave yourself those anxiety attacks. You started this whole thing. So Amanda's like, just go to the gym, have a chat with the boys. Talk to Carl. I love that. It's like a mom who doesn't want to be woken up on a Saturday. She's like, go to the gym, Kyle. Talk to the boys. Checklist of like, do this, this, this. I don't care. Do one of these things and let me sleep. Anything but here, bitch. Get out.

So then Paige and Sierra are like, ugh, we have to do this again. I don't want to go to the beach. And I'm just like, yeah, let's just stay home and get our cats and have a play date. We have cats now.

So then in the kitchen, Lindsay's down there, and Lindsay's like, "Tell me what happened at the club! Let me tell you what happened at Club Lindsay! I'm having a girl!" Oh my god, Lindsay, it was like a motley crew. Okay, it was just like Carl, Emeril, and I. I'm in wild fun times! Lindsay's like, "Yeah, sounds as motley as it gets!" "Yeah, fun!" I mean...

Could not think of a more dull trio. And Danielle's like, "Well, he brought back a girl." She goes, "Oh my God, is the girl still here?" She's like, "I don't know." And she's not, she left. But Lexi comes in and they're like, "Where's West?" "He didn't sleep at home last night. You guys slept down here and that room was open."

So Wes got in at 7 a.m. Wes thought it was Sunday, but it's really just Saturday. So then now Amanda's asking how...

Lindsay's feeling and Lindsay's, oh, I guess, I don't know. They're just checking in and seeing how they all are feeling. And so Wes walks in. Lindsay's like, oh, Wes. She's like, I owe you an apology. I had a friend I was meeting and I snuck out. And Danielle's like, really? A friend? What kind of friend? Do they make balloons? Was it a guy? Was it a girl? Bone zone? Not bone zone? Club send it tonight at 8 p.m.

No bones on. Wayne, so where did you sleep? He's like, on a couch. Like, yeah, right. So the producer says, so did you sleep on the couch by yourself? And he's like, mm-hmm. No, of course not. Of course not. I'm West. I'm West, a man who never sleeps on a couch alone. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Laid. Constantly laid.

Danielle's like, you deserve a morning roast. And guess what? We're going to roast you again tonight when we have make your own Sundays in the back corner of club. Send it. Yeah. Two for one Sundays. So, uh, West is like, yeah, I'm calling the new guy orgy beast. Yeah.

So Amanda's like, "Um, yeah, he got laid. Like, I mean, he showed you guys up. Night one he brought-" Oh, this is Amanda, sorry. Not Lindsay. She's like, "Night one he brought someone home. Like, how long did it take you to bring that girl back last summer, Jesse?" He's like, "Oh, like week six." And Lexi's like, "Um, are you telling me that Jesse has girls in the past? Oh my god, where's Doc? I'm getting in the car and I'm getting pissed off at Jesse." So now Kyle and Carl come back from the gym and

And Paige is in bed and she gets a text from Craig and Craig says, Hey, how are you feeling today, chicken? Well...

Craig just gave me a good line. He said, Hey, Sierra, listen to this. This is really good. Stop looking at pictures of your cat. Okay. Craig just said this. He said, Imagine me yelling at Amanda because Kyle started working at Hearth and Home. Isn't that so good, Sierra? Seriously, I really don't care. He also said to remind Kyle that he's a brain surgeon and not to fuck with him because he's got a lot of connection. Craig, you're not a brain surgeon. Please. You know, by the way, I'm wearing my sweatpants from Sewing Down South right now. Oh.

Oh, I was just wearing those yesterday. Darn it, I wouldn't be warm right now. We could be twinsies, but it's pretty warm over here in Tejas. They're so comfortable. I'm not even going to lie. So Imrol, he's in the kitchen. He says hi to everyone. They're like, oh my God, you had sex last night. He says he put her in a cab and he's like, I guess I shouldn't have brought that girl home. That was a mistake. And Danielle's like, we could laugh about it tonight at Club Sandit, 8 p.m. Sundays at 930, bedtime at 10.

So now they're talking about poor Kyle. "Yo, I need to try and talk to him at the... or I tried talking to him at the... he's just not doing really well. Yeah, he doesn't seem like he wants to talk about anything, am I right?" He's like, "Yeah, he doesn't want to leave. He just wants to leave, like, badly." I'm like, "No, you're not leaving. Did you not hear me? Don't go." So Amanda's asking Kyle how he's feeling and he's like, "I just feel like a fish out of water."

Like, just because I drink like a fish doesn't mean I want to be a fish, especially out of water. So I'm sorry for making things more awkward for you. I'm only human. So, like, I know my reactions have been what got me into trouble, but I'm, like, not the one putting stuff out there in the first place. I'm just the one starting fights about it in the first place. You're the one putting it out in public on your show, weirdo. Yeah. So it's just more of, like, it's typical what happens when Kyle actually...

acts like an idiot. Then the next day he's like, but I'm just a boy. I'm only normal. I'm just a human. It's everyone else's fault. They're hurting me. They're coming for me. Nobody cares, brah. Chill. So then...

And now everybody's getting ready for the beach. God, we saw the beach thing to go. I don't remember what happens the rest of the episode. I don't even remember. By the way, I was drunk when I watched this. So that's why I'm like, what happened? You were. What happened in this part? Okay, so they're going to the beach. Oh yeah, they get to the beach. That's right. I remember they get their chairs and everything. So they're going to some cars. So on the way there, Jesse's in the car with not Lexi. They're separated for the first time. Oh my God, do you have separation anxiety from Lexi?

And he's like, you know, I was thinking about like just talking about where I'm at with Lexi with Lexi. And I feel like I should be communicating, you know, like so far I've been pretty good. Like I've said juicy booty a few times. So, you know, we're on a good path. But I would say like my main concern is I'm scared. Like she's a little bit jealous because what gives you that impression? And he's like, she told me.

So he's going to love bomber, but then kind of talk shit about her behind her back to everyone else in the house. So that's really helpful. Right. He's going to make her as attached as possible and then lay the groundwork that she's crazy. So that when he's over in a couple of weeks, everybody will be on his side. Why are you so into me? All I did was basically say, I will love you in the first day I met you. But like, why are you so into me? You're the crazy one here. So, um, page is like, well,

You ain't gotta worry about me, Jesse. And he's like, yeah, because she doesn't want to know about my exes. And Sierra's like, well, she doesn't want you commenting on our pictures, which is weird. And she's like, wait, she said she didn't want you commenting on our pictures, but I put up such good content. Everyone comments on my pictures. It's a thing that we do. And he's like, yeah, you know how I go really hard on comments? And she's like, yeah, but Amanda's married. That's not a problem. And Amanda's like, yeah, so you're worried a bit? And he's like,

Yeah, because obviously there's an extreme attraction. We like each other enough that it's worth exploring. But I just don't want all this to blow up and deal with a breakup. Because she's like a little cuckoo crazy. I love her, but she's like a cuckoo crazy jealous weirdo person. Right, guys? Okay. So then Amanda's checking with Carl, who's still moping around. He's like, I'm just in my head. I don't need more stress. Lover boy doesn't need more stress. I'm a human.

So he doesn't want to fight with Paige, so he asks to have a talk. And she's like, where do you want to go? And he's like, let's go by the dunes or something. Unless Craig's already rented them out for his own fucking purposes. Sorry, I'm only human. I'm only human. So they sit down at the dunes and to be continued.

Yep. So there you go. I guess that's why we couldn't remember much of what happened because nothing did happen. They just sat down for it to be continued. Well, we'll still whip out an hour and a half episode about it.

Sure will. Thanks, everyone, for being here. What a fun time on Summer House. Next week's Summer House will be in Cincinnati. So catch us there. And we got Southern Charm coming up later this week. And we will catch you all on our next episode. Thanks for being here. Bye, everybody. Bloop, bloop. Bye, y'all.

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