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Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode.
Time for Kenya more hair care. Well, actually Kenya's hair spa party time. So everyone's getting ready. Kelly is in a enormous van to pick up Brit. And then Cynthia's walking the red carpet. They've hired all sorts of extras to make it seem like there's a giant crowd because I mean, who wouldn't want to clamor outside of a hair spa and try to take photos of people? Yeah.
So they're acting like this is the Oscars and it's just a hair spa opening up. And Cynthia's like, I'm so excited to support my girl. I've been there for her journey. I've seen all the ups and the downs, mainly the downs. And we go all the way back to when I had to ban her from the Bailey agency.
and we see a clip to 2012 uh the gucci crack moment so uh sorry i hiccuped in your face everybody that was so trashy but i have not been drinking my topo chico every episode but i had one here and i was like i'm gonna have a topo and immediately start got the hiccups so sorry yeah my bad it's it's it's rough so cindy is saying down now we've got we got history and
I couldn't be happier for my friend today. We're going to celebrate the Henny and Moore Hair Care Spa, which will be a totally wonderful event where nothing will go wrong whatsoever. I love seeing the coochie crack moment. That was so funny.
So then, um, Porsche, uh, Porsche Madre. I'm Porsche Madre. I'm a fashion influencer. I'm outside of Kenya Moore hair spa. I'm going to see some hair spa. You're going to see some hair spa. Stay here on my Instagram because we're going to see some hair spa. Like, like, like. Hair spa, hair spa, hair spa. Porsche out.
And then Kenny is talking to an interviewer and she goes, well, this establishment is my first brick and mortar. Oh yeah. Love log. And everything I do is like motivated out of the love that I have for my daughter. So what you will see, everything you will see here in this spa is because of the love I have for my daughter. I have had some blowjob pictures blown up to life size.
To honor my daughter. I can't wait for everybody to check this out. I'm a boss, and I need her to know that she can be a boss, too. A boss that shames people in the most embarrassing way possible. And she can do anything she wants to, except continue filming with Bravo. Yeah. So then, you know, interviews, interviews. And then Miss Lawrence comes. So good to see Miss Lawrence. And, um...
And Kenya goes back to her office. She's like, come back. And he's like, I just want you to know you have given me my life in this industry. I was just telling someone the other day, the first person to ever teach me how to put hair clips onto a track was Kenya Moore. And she's like, oh, thank you so much.
This is as close to like a victory lap as they're going to give Kenya. They're like, well, it's going to be your final episode. So let's give her, let's give her a moment of somebody appreciating her. He's like, I owe you everything. So Kenya did an apology. Well, not an apology, but she made a statement after the episode aired and it's long, but it's basically like, you've been my besties for 12 years. And you cried with me when they cut all my salon footage last year.
But, you know, because she's still trying to pin it that she did this because production was cutting her because they said that her scenes were unmemorable. So now they're memorable. Well, congrats. You got your scene in. So part of it was at Miss Lawrence. Thank you for gracing us with all your presence for gracing us all with your presence. You're a star. And I hope to turn our segment.
Into a TV show, God willing. So this segment we just saw is now going to be a sizzle reel to sell a new show for Kenya Moore. It was almost a backdoor pilot. So yeah, everyone get excited for that amazing chemistry between Kenya and Miss Lawrence. Kenya, going from person to person to show them how to clip hair onto a track. Now there's a show. Queer clips for the straight guy. So...
So Britt is Meanwhile Britt's enormous waffle van I'm sorry Kelly's waffle van Britt joins and she has this bouquet And she's This is like It's a pure intention because I take family So this will fix everything Yeah I hope she accepts my apology Because you know what I'm taking Oh take a left up here No I'm sorry Take an accountability
Okay. So Britt also got a card. Guys, she's really going there. She is really going there. Yeah. It was from the shoebox collection, but it was a start. Those are the best cards. Maxine, get over here, Maxine. Sit next to me. That's my kind of girl. With those glasses. So Kelly's like... Rub-a-dub-dub. Three men in the tub. Open the card. You're old.
Maxine, shoebox greetings. Kelly's like, you got this. You can do this. And Britt's like, what would I do without you? She's like, look, we're going to ride till the wheels fall off. She's like, well, I hope they fall off because that would be great for my insurance company. So... We're just friends, sisters forever. Am I right? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Kelly. So then we go back to the...
place and they're starting models the models walk and they have like these crazy hairstyles that are really cool and we see monietta there which is nice yeah monietta did monietta get a chiron i feel like she didn't get a chiron maybe she did and i missed it um but monietta was sort of like flittering throughout these scenes here and there was a lady there was one lady they showed so many times that was like are we supposed to know who this is she had like um she was like a white lady that had like a i think she had like a
piercing like was the piercing on the eyebrow or is it under the lip i forgot what it was she kind of reminded me of leona from euros of hollywood but she was in the shot many fuck you i'm famous i'm famous i'm famous fuck you i'm famous leona fuck yeah leona gold lexus um so i wasn't sure if she was someone that we're supposed to know
So anyway, this hair show is amazing. We see one model and her hair is like a spider web. Another one is like Marie Antoinette. And she has a bottle of Kenya Moore hair care product that's embedded in it. And then just everything's amazing and fabulous. Yeah. So everyone loves it. And then Drew arrives late. I can't believe it.
So meanwhile, they're voting, you know, on the hair and stuff like that. And so Portia goes over to catch up with Cynthia and Cynthia's like, wow, I turned my back for five minutes and I heard all hell broke loose. Tell me all about it.
and uh so they're talking about the making up like angela made up with brit shimmy says that she brought brit and angela over and cynthia's like wait a minute you and angela made up and shimmy is like yeah i apologize and cynthia goes so you and drew made up too and she's like nope you didn't miss that that didn't happen no so um then back in the van kelly's like
like, so how are you feeling? Like, how is everything going with the family? And Britt's saying how her aunt just died. She had a stroke and it was like all very quick. And that's her dad's sister. So she just like going through a lot of emotions and everything. It makes her think about her dad and it was unexpected. And, you know, she just is in a weird space. And even with the Kenya situation, she's just dealing with all this stuff all at once. So then we go back to the event and Cynthia's like, by the way, before it gets crazy,
What happened at Angela's event? I heard she had it at a Bank of America of some sort. And Portia's like, it was a hot mess. So then we see Kenya and Angela are chatting one-on-one. We're cross-cutting between different conversations. And Kenya's like, I really appreciate you reaching out to me after your dinner because you were the only one who reached out to me, huh?
So Angela texted her like, oh, you didn't deserve that. You know, I was grateful for your presence. You looked so great and I didn't appreciate what happened to you. But if you need 19 buckets of chicken or 37,000 pounds of Brussels sprouts, I've got you covered.
I've got you covered. Also, my daughter is wondering if she can use your car. She says, now that I've spoken to you on the phone, all your possessions belong to her.
So Kenya's like, yeah, that was ridiculous and uncalled for. And it just escalated and escalated. And Angela's like, well, I'm on your side. So then we go back to Cynthia and Portia. And Portia's telling her, you know, like, Bray was crazy. You know, she mentioned that she had a pistol. And Cynthia's like, wait a minute. Like, she was packed?
She was packed. Is that what she's saying? She goes, well, we don't know, but I don't know. When you call for it, you're in an argument, you know, I guess so. And she goes, yeah, maybe you don't mention that in an argument. Maybe that was the wrong time to do that.
yeah and so they're wondering is brick gonna come and they're they think that brit is not going to come but what they don't realize is that bridge is gonna come well there's nothing like showing that you really want to make up with someone by showing up to their event an hour and a half late or whatever yes like missing the entire hair battle and like that's you really are making an effort there you know yeah um so kelly's telling bridge is like you know
Portia was there. I know I was talking to, I went to Kenya's and Portia was there. We had a conversation and I told them, look, this is not typical Brit. And I, and I said, she takes full accountability. Your words, not mine. And Brit's like, I was wrong. I went too far and I can recognize when I go too far. Yeah.
I'm thankful and kind of... So then we go to Shamia, and Shamia is, you know, still talking to Portia and Cynthia, and she's like, well, you know, she's got to apologize, but I don't know that Kenya's ready to receive that apology. Come back to the car. We're like, hopefully we can be friends.
I never meant to sing. So then Angela joins Shamia, Cynthia, and Portia. And they're still talking about bread. Like, is she going to come? Is she going to come? Is she going to come? Yeah.
And yeah, they're still debating about whether they're going to, you know, will the apology be received, et cetera. So then Britt and Kelly walk in and the producer says to Portia, like, when you see Britt, what is your first thought? And Portia's like, is your wig tacked down? Because I tacked mine down even more further. So then...
Kenya's taking a shot and then Kelly and Britt joined the group and Kenya's just ignoring them completely or at least ignoring Britt. So Shamia's like, well, by the way, if I saw you and she didn't want you here, security would have already escorted you out. Cynthia's like, yeah, well, Kenya's known for putting people out of events. So they're basically just laughing about this. Like, oh my God, I can't believe she showed up. And then Drew, meanwhile, tries to hug Portia because we have multiple rivalries happening here and Portia refuses to hug Drew.
And they're doing that thing where they're housewives, it's limited space, so they're all kind of standing in a line to fight. It just seems so like, okay, whose turn is it now? So Drew's like, okay, well, I guess this is my turn. Okay.
Oh, come on. Come on, Portia. Don't walk away. I won't buy. I won't buy. And Portia's like, not in my face. And she's like, okay, well, I guess I'll just hug everybody else. But I just wanted to talk to you, Portia. I mean, it's just been long enough. We don't have to act like we don't exist. And Cynthia's like, I agree. It's a little awkward. And I've married Peter and Portia.
- Jahil, so, and I've given Peter a massage on camera. So I understand awkward. I let Jahil write a book about all the women he slept with while we were engaged, so.
So Drew's like, let's not be weird. Okay. Everyone knows I'm going through a divorce. Okay. And it's crazy. So why would I be stupid enough to be messing with Dennis, your baby daddy? Okay. Let's just nip it in the bud right now. You can have his hot dog. She's like, um, is that, is that supposed to be like you? That's supposed to be cute. She's like, Porsche. It's just like, it's just singing. Nothing's happening. I'm not doing anything to you. And I don't want to, it's just really dumb at this point. Like I'm not going to do fake interactions or have problems. Um,
So basically, Portia's like, use your common sense. You know, why would you bring anything messy with a simple phone call? You know, you could have just said, hey, girl, I mean, that's common sense, you know, and that did not take place. And Drew's like, but we did have a conversation. We did. She's like, Drew, you're a liar. She goes, but we didn't have a conversation after my birthday.
She's like, just stop talking to me. You don't need to come to me with this energy. So basically, Portia's like, okay, you know, here's what happened. She said we were going to talk, and then I...
Yeah. Um.
I don't know why they're always so surprised when drew like lies and is messy. It's just like a hundred percent like her thing. So now drew is going to act like, Oh, well, whatever I've tried, I don't need, I'm not going to try anymore with Portia. It's like, okay, good luck drew. Like she's much more famous than you, but I will try with her agent. I will keep trying to get her agent. Exactly. So Kenya walks up to the group. And so Brit is like, here's some, here's some flowers. I take. And,
And she just is like, I just want to apologize and give you these. So Kenya is like Kenya does her favorite move of all time, which is to say hi in a big way to everyone. But one person in this case, Brit, she's like, hi. So then they're still all standing in a line, which makes it even funnier because Kenya can't even move. So she just kind of nudges past Brit and she's doing the thing that trills.
Triggered Brit in the first place, which was ignoring her during a hello. Yes. Yes. And so Brit, who says that she is, um, takes full accountability. And if Kenya doesn't want it, isn't ready to accept it, it's fine. She's going to do what she can do. The moment that Kenya is like, yeah, I'm not interested in this basically ignores it and ignores the flowers. But it's like, fine. And then it storms out, which, uh, normally I would say, um,
You're being so immature. Like, you can't like you're apologizing. You're making it again about you. But in this case, it turned out to be pretty good that she left because it would have been, I think, significantly worse had she stayed for the rest of the scene. Well, I think she did the right thing. Like she came in. She said, I'm sorry. Look, I think Britt's an idiot, but I think that she did the right thing here. She walked in. She said, I'm sorry. I brought you flowers. She got rebuffed.
She said, okay, I'm going to leave these flowers here and leave because like, I'm not going to stay at your party if you hate me. Like I just came to wish you well, so I'll leave if I'm making you uncomfortable. So she, I didn't get the sense that that's why she left. I didn't get the sense that she left because she was like, you know what? I'm not welcome here. I'm going to leave. I got the sense that she left because she was like, fuck that bitch, which meant that she wasn't actually as in my mind, in my view, in my world, as,
it meant that she wasn't as apologetic as she was saying she was oh i'm sure she's not but i just took it as like okay fine and then she went outside she's like well i tried it i mean what can you do you know i did what i could do so i checked that box off for the producers yeah and now i'm there's no food in there anyway what do i care it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial
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Because what she wanted was for this girl to show up. And she waited because the girl showed up so late. She showed up like an hour something late. So Kenya had to wait for her big plan. So the girl shows up and Kenya's like, okay, she's finally here. Now's the part where I'm going to publicly humiliate her. So she starts giving this big speech. Hi, guys. I'm so happy that you guys came. Hey.
This has been a labor of love for me. I built the salon for my daughter and I'm so proud. Everything's for my daughter, including the load swallowing shots I'm about to show you. And meanwhile, she's trying to do this thing, but she sees that Brit has already left. So she's already lost. So instead of kind of re...
Even if she was going to go through with all of this, Kenya didn't reconsider her plans. She knew they were failing because the girl left. What are you going to do? You can't go through with the plan if the girl's not there. But she saw her leave and she chose to do it anyway, which was her first big fail. So I'm already cringing watching this. I mean, we know what's coming to a degree, but I'm already cringing like, oh, Kenya, this is just bad housewivesery. If you're going to publicly humiliate someone and you let them leave, no, bad.
And she's also humiliating her to like a whole bunch of like randos too. Like these are what as many Twitter people. Yeah. And it's like, who are you? Like you're having your big moment. Like you're being the big fish in the small pond right now. And it kind of is like very sad, you know? And it's like, why are you, why are you doing this whole thing? So, and it's a pond you dug, you know, that's even sadder. It's like you, you're the big fish, but you also have to pay the mortgage on stuff. It's sad. The whole thing is cringe.
So outside, Britt is basically like, well, I just wanted to apologize. And like, I did my part. And like, I wanted to come in peace and I extended an olive branch. But unfortunately, I couldn't find any olive oil. So I brought flowers instead. I just hope she read my card because it was a very thoughtful card. Like it was one of Maxine's best cards she's ever done. And if she ignores it, then that's going to be out of her.
So meanwhile, Kenya's still going on with the speech, even though she lost her main audience. So she's like, you know, I get in situations like the other night at a bank when there was a person looking for a moment and she came for me. And it's like church. People in the back are like, oh, no.
They're like responding like it's church. She goes, surprise, surprise. And then that person comes with fake flowers. Oh, no, not on. Well, somebody take these and get them out of here. And Kelly's like, um, sir, can I just take the card? And she goes, no, get rid of the card too. Get rid of the card too. We're not reading that card.
Now stay out of this, by the way, Kelly. So I didn't escalate it. By the way, give, give the flowers. She goes, give them to someone homeless outside, which is like, it's like, so it's, so it's, it's, there's issues on so many levels with that, but it's also kind of like you're homeless here. Take some flowers. Like, um, I'm maybe there's something more useful. Yeah. Do you, do you have any catering maybe to go with the flowers? I mean, crackers. Do you have crackers at least? Yeah. You know,
So yeah, she's like, well, I pay her dust. When they slow mo and people are like, oh yes, pay your dust. And she goes, cause I am that bitch. I've been that bitch and I'm still that bitch. I pay you dust. And then she talks about having a gun because she steps up. She keeps it on her at all times. She did. So this woman was saying all this stuff. Oh no.
And everyone else on the cast is like, where's this going? They are giving you these looks like, and you know, she's like, this woman saying all this stuff, like, you don't know who the fuck I am. And I'm like, you're right. I don't know who you are. So I did a little research. And I found out who this bitch is. So now she starts reaching for the foam core that she, she has assembled her demonstration on her FedEx Kinko strip pays off here. So she whips out a board.
And it says, "Who is this hoe?" Which I laughed at, but that was funny.
Now, it's blurred out, but from what we see, it's only face shots, right? And maybe one in like a bra. So I was like, oh, this isn't so bad. They had me thinking this was a lot worse. So she shows it and Kelly's like, oh, I'm not doing this. So Kelly immediately leaves, which was a smart move. So Kelly's like, oh, hell no. So Kenny goes, we see these nose jobs. We see lips. We see fillers, all that. And Kelly's like, she needs to find out. Like, stop talking about your cat.
I'm like, enough about your cast. Tell us about what's on the poster. No kidding. Including your own stuff. Like, for Christ's sake. So Kelly leaves. And I was thinking this is not so bad. But then Kenny goes, well, that's number one. And then we see that she's got three poster boards. I was like, I saw a few poster boards. I was like, I think this is going to get worse. Yeah.
So then she pulls out the next one and she's like, well, my private investigators, Bo Deedle, found some more evidence for me. So yeah, she used to be a video hoe. And then Kelly's like, bye. So Kelly leaves. She was a trap hoe, video hoe, okay. And Drew's like, I was in videos, but I was a lead actress. Oh, okay, Kenya. You're a sitcom on YouTube. So, um...
And the girls are like, oh, no, what is she doing? So then as Kelly leaves, she goes, everybody's been a hoe in their day. She's been a hoe, too. I mean, come on now. Yeah. Amen. Oh, my God. If anybody ever had picked. First of all, they would be the worst pictures ever. I'm sure I don't look very cute doing any of this stuff. So I would be horrified to that. Like, I would be like, oh, my God. Now look at my waddle. Oh, for Christ's sake.
But it's true. And some people are, some people have been hosed. Some people continue to be hosed and that's okay. It's okay. So Kelly is like, like, I mean, here you have this beautiful salon and we're here to celebrate you. Why are we discussing Brit at your grand opening? Which is the true question. Like, this is ridiculous. Especially when Kenya did go on about how her stuff was cut out last season. That was this beautiful empowering event. And now she's finally getting to do it. And this is the opposite of empowering.
So Kelly goes outside and gets Britt. And she's like, she will not disrespect my friend. We are leaving. Back to the waffle bus. Back to the waffle bus. And then Kenya continues. And she's like, and then they kept sending me information. And then she pulls out the third board. And then people are grossed out. And we hear someone. And it says, due to the graphic nature of these photographs, Bravo has chosen not to exhibit them. And then we hear Cynthia go, nobody's trying to see this girl sucking nobody's dick. This is so crazy.
so they don't even show blurred out yeah she put up blowjob pics wow
That was more than I expected because I thought all that stuff from the beginning was just fake pictures going around, which I think it still was fake pictures. But I didn't know that it was really this girl going down on someone. That's. Yeah. But like also like so you're so you're big incrimination about someone that she gave a blowjob. I don't understand. I guess maybe there was more to it, whatever. But like, well, she's saying she's a whore. So I think she's saying she was like a call girl or this is like an OnlyFans or something. I mean, who knows?
Yeah, but like, you know what? It just is such a... It's so shitty. It's so shitty, and it's also so retrograde at this point. It's like, okay, so she gave a blowjob. Big deal. Even if she got money for it, big deal. Who cares? Good for her. Well, it's just Kenya. That's what Kenya goes to. She's always trying to slut shame everybody. That's like her thing. It's always been her thing. She's got some weird thing about sex that she...
She's like puritanical about sex. It's weird. I'll never forget that bolo season. Oh, God. Kenya was so fucking insufferable during that whole thing. So, yeah. Well, she came up through the Miss whatever pageant it was because now I can't remember if it was Miss USA or Miss America. Miss Universe. Or USA. You're right. No, you're right. It was USA. And it's like that, you know, the pageant world is conservative. And I wonder if there's still some sort of like
There's there's something about that world that has stuck with her in some ways. I don't know. I don't know. It doesn't even matter. It doesn't justify anything. Well, there's a lot of that with people in our age range, too, because that's how we were raised. You know, it was very different. There wasn't like only fans like you couldn't see your teacher on the only fans. You know, there weren't people on the in the carpool line at school and the only fans. It was like a more puritanical time. And I guess that shit stuck with her, you know.
Like growing up, I had to get rid of a lot. I've had to deprogram from a lot of that stuff. And I'm sure there's still a lot of it in there. I mean, I grew up very conservative Christian, as you know, by this point. So there's still a lot that I'm having to like deprogram from. But yeah, she's probably got a bunch of baggage from back then. But anyway, who cares? It doesn't excuse any of this shit.
So the girls are disgusted. Everyone there is like, oh, hell no. This is too much. And Shamia says, that's too far. And she goes, no, it's not too far, bitch. She threatened me with a gun. So don't tell me it's too far. So now you're calling people bitch.
So it's getting worse. No one likes this. And so now Kenny's like, who is trying to take food out of my daughter's mouth? That's what this is about. So thank you very much for supporting me. I'm like, you cannot put these pictures up on a poster board without consent.
of this woman giving a blowjob in front of a group of people. It's mortifying. If Britt were there, it would have been so mortifying for her. It's actually like, it makes me sad for how mortified she would have been. It doesn't matter what the context was coming up to it. It would have been totally mortifying. And then you cannot frame it
like this is actually a sanctimonious deed for the sake of like food in your daughter's mouth. You were the one who took food out of your daughter's mouth. No one took food out of your daughter. Now she's turning it to this whole thing. She tried to take food from my daughter's mouth. When, when did she do that? By saying she had a gun in her purse. Give me a break. You are the one taking the food out right now.
up right now. Yeah, Portia's like, I'm mortified and I'm not going to stand here and pretend I'm in agreement. I'm out of here. So she leaves and then Kimmy goes, and now don't come for me. And someone goes, unless I send for you. She's like, thank you. It was so sad because everyone's like horrified, but there were a few people that were like, unless I send for you, can I go now? Yeah, and Cynthia's disgusted. She's like, what's lower than hell? What's worse than hell? Whatever it is, that's where we're at.
So no one likes this. So people start leaving. People just start leaving this event. They start filing out of there. And by the end of this, there's no one left, which I liked. I was actually proud of people. I was like, not, of course, Drew. Drew stayed. But everybody else was like, see ya. You know, fuck this. Even the audience was like, bye. It was like the end of Cruel Intentions. It was like something you see in a movie where people are like,
horrified and leave someone's like going down in flames and everyone just slowly backs out of the room and they're left alone you know it's like it was but it really happened and everyone's upset i mean cynthia's like she basically says to her she's like look i'm gonna say this really quick and i'm gonna go i didn't see what happened i'm getting no brit but i know you and i really hate that you let that in because i think you're bigger than this i think you're way bigger this is her way of being like you fucked up you should not have done this and this was you you messed up
Big time. And Kenny goes, well, I am. I am better than this. So glad everybody came. Love you. And Cynthia's like, yeah, congrats. Love you. I'll call you later. So she leaves.
And Kenya's going on about, "I'm not gonna tolerate people blatantly disrespecting me." And Portia is outside and she's like, "Production, we're ready to go right now." 'Cause they're all just standing out there with no ride, you know? She's like, "We're leaving." And she's like, "I don't even wanna be on this camera. Take off my mic, you know? And turn that mic, turn that camera off for me. Take my mic off and turn that camera off because you can just act like I was never even at this event."
And then we see on screen, based on Kenya's behavior, the decision was made to cease filming with her this season. Yeah, and it's interesting reading the stuff people are bringing up online. Because people on the internet will whip out all kinds of receipts. And they're like, well, why wasn't this a problem when...
Vanderpump and Kyle did this in that limo where they whipped out that Playboy and they were laughing at Camille's naked pictures. Well, I mean, I don't think that was great either. So I'm not going to I wouldn't excuse that. Camille wasn't sucking anybody's dick. And that was something that Camille consented. That was like it's published sent it to it was published in a national magazine. That was actually something that people were proud of.
To be in Playboy was a huge deal. Like that was good. That was considered like an honor.
um and yeah that wasn't great that they were sitting there but they weren't like showing the camera and like slut shaming camille at the same i mean i don't know like i don't want to have to excuse that but i don't think it's the same i don't think it was right but i don't think and this was done in a really vindictive nasty way you know i mean the tone shouldn't really affect it but like it is a consideration and this was done in a way that was it was meant to hurt and embarrass and it was just it was really it was
It was a low. It was a big... It was actually a low because it's also like...
It's not what Bravo is about. No, no, no, no. I don't think any network is about this, but it's definitely not what Bravo is about. And so it's just, it was, you know, it was, it was bad taste and it was very poorly executed. You know, Kenya giving her big revenge speech when the lady already left the room and then just not being able to read the room that people were just totally grossed out by what she was doing. And then everybody walking out like slowly as she just kept on going and going and
It was just sad to watch that kind of demise for someone who's been as good as Kenya. But as someone who's like detested Kenya for the way she's treated people for years, there's part of me that was like, well, you know, this is actually kind of a fitting way to see Kenya go out because she's been an asshole. My God, she has been an asshole. So, you know, but then there's also a big part of me who's a fan of this show. So I love what Kenya has brought, too. So, I mean, I'm mixed. I know I'm mixed.
I'm like as a viewer, I'm also upset because I feel like the show, um,
to me, as I've said before, I feel like the season, the cast chemistry is back and the show has been doing really well. So to see that someone getting fired, you're like, Oh no, like hopefully the show, like the season was going so well. So I'm hoping it doesn't like get all messed up. Um, but do you think that there was a producer who was encouraging Kenya to go down this path? It was like, Oh, why don't you do some, you should do like a poster, like do some posters and make a whole moment, you know, and you think this was,
No, I mean, that's... Well, maybe, you know, I mean, I watched a video too. It would have come out.
I think it would have come out and Kenya would have thrown them under the bus because Kenya has already been all over. She's been giving statements every week as this has been happening, like how it's so unfair to her, you know, and I think she would have thrown them under the bus and been like a producer told me to. Also, she keeps saying she hired a PI for this girl since that bank event. She was so offended at the bank event. But how long did your PI? No one else seems to be able to find these pictures. I haven't been, you know, I mean, I searched. Why not? Yeah.
just to see what everybody, what the big deal is. I haven't found anything. So that doesn't mean a lot. I'm not a detective. Anyway, my point is if she hired a detective, how long did that take? And had she already been planning to do this before the bank event? Cause it looks like this is a lot of poster board, a lot of research to be done on somebody in a couple of days.
so well you know someone probably honestly someone probably said it to her ahead of the season because you know people will send they'll be like oh i heard this girl is going to be on your show you should look at that like people will send stuff because they're hoping that they can be in the mix in some way so i would not be surprised if it was actually just fell into her lap um but um
what I was going to say. I guess I bring that up because it shows more premeditation, you know, like how long did she have this stuff and how long was she planning on blasting this lady anyway? And then this lady says something about a gun and Kenya was like, that's it. Cause a lot of the arguments I'm seeing are like, well, this isn't fair because Kenya, you know, Kenya went to producers and said, this girl threatened me with the gun and the producers didn't do anything to the girl. And so that's why Kenya took it into her own hands to
try and drive this girl off the show. Well, that still doesn't justify it. And if the, it does look like the producers talk to Brit and that she did try to rectify it by apologizing profusely in every scene and bringing flowers and all of that. Now, is it too little too late? Probably, but I don't think it justified this outcome. Either way, like Kenya's reaction to,
across the board and maybe this was part of her her apology tour or not apology tour statement tour but her reaction should have clearly been like I took it too far I thought I was being clever and funny and in retrospect like I like I should not have done this like that's what she should have done and said instead she's really been kind of like I'm living my best life now after the show and
it's just not like she's just handling across the board. She's handling it incorrectly. And it's just so sad too, because it was such an easy, uh,
It's such an unforced error on her part. Brit is acting like an idiot. No one was on Brit's side. She could have come with those flowers and Kenya could have just said something really petty and shady to her and dismissed her. And we would have all been cracking up and been on Kenya's side. And we would have been like, that's right. Like, you know, you came for the queen and you're a peasant. It would have she would have would have set herself up to have had actually probably one of the strongest seasons she's had.
in a while and she just totally messed it up. Yeah, because to come now and be like, oh, and the producers never showed my salon last season. You were barely showing up last season, as I recall. That season was a nightmare to watch. It was so boring. It was so excruciating for what you were lacking. Yeah.
That season. And a lot of you. And like refusing to shoot with Marlo. And you know doing all of the stuff that had been happening on the show for the past few years. And Kenya's just bringing it out like oh but they never showed my salon. And they showed all of Candy's businesses and never me. You know it's like still woe is me. You know. And I'm not saying none of that is valid. That.
any of basically what I'm saying is any of Kenya's complaints about being a victim are now invalidated because of her own bullshit. So whatever, Kenya. There's also this element too of like whether you like her or hate her,
Kenya is, I think, widely acknowledged to be one of the greats to come out of the Housewives. One of the greats. And for her to go out in this way, I don't think we want any of our greats to flame out like this. If they go through the whole season and then after the season's done, they quit and then they have some sort of weird Bethany Frankel flame out, whatever Bethany does, then fine. If you want to sully your legacy, fine. But to actually be kind of like
fired mid season because he did something so disgusting. Yeah. It's just bad. It's so sad because you're, you're better than that. And I don't know. Do you, do you think that she, do you think that she does a way back for her?
I have a feeling she'll be back next year. I feel like she could do an apology to her. That's part of me that feels like that. That's what I think too. Aside from this, you know, aside from this, I think she's had a great season. I think showing her in a friend of role has been great. Just showing her a group event has been really good. I think she's been really excelling. I think she's had one of her best seasons in the past few years. Not ever, but after the past few years. I mean, this has been a really good one for Kenya. It's like, it's less...
She's more able to... She shows up more. She kind of puts more effort into the show when she's there. So I think it's been one of her better seasons of the past few years. So I have a feeling they'll bring her back. I think they're just maybe punishing her for now. I think they bring her back and they have her do something, shoot scenes where she says, I was in a really dark place and I just let my emotions get a hold of me. And the truth is, I hate that I did that, but I was...
mark was making me feel this way just do hit all the notes like it's all there for you just do that yeah show contrition show that you realize you're what your mistake is and then you know come on back yeah i have a feeling she'll be back but we'll see time will tell and i have a feeling brit will not be back because brit is excruciating and i feel for brit in this episode but god get rid of they can't
i feel like they can't bring kenya back and then get rid of brit they i think they both come back and gets one more if they bring kenya back then brit comes back for one more season
if they if kenny does not come back then brit they get rid of brit i think yeah well we'll see because i love angela i think angela is a great addition i think kelly's okay like i like i like kelly i need time for her to warm up she's a little too much for me right now but i like i see promise there but brit well it'll be interesting to see if if like how it changes once phaedra comes back into the mix because phaedra then swoops in and
And, you know, and again, by the way, it's significant. Phaedra's back. And it's, you know, when Phaedra left, she made up really terrible rumors about candy, like libelous, slanderous rumors, whichever one they are, whichever one it is. One's writing, one's speech, who knows? But, you know, so people make their way back.
So I think Kendall will make her way back. We'll see. Time will tell. Well, in the meantime, that was another two-parter for Atlanta. Wowee. Well, we'll see you this weekend, you guys, in Boston, Detroit, and Chicago. Then a couple weeks later in Texas, Austin, and Dallas, and then in Vegas. So go get your tickets over at WatchWhatCroppins.com. Also, check out my Instagram because I'm doing an Italy travel log over there. It's kind of fun. Go check that out.
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