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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.
So, I mean, look, here's the thing about this episode. They're all kind of wrong, you know, like Vihon, I dislike the most, but they're all kind of doing wrong shit at this point. And I kind of like that where you don't really have to be too strong on anybody's side. I don't, I don't like having to call Harry out for his contributions to the situation. Cause it'd be more fun if it was just purely black and white, but it has to be mentioned that Harry Harry's been, as my mom would say, a little fresh, just,
Just a little fresh. So Zarina is like, they all get to the restaurant for their big dinner and Zarina's wondering how the date's going and everything. And Johnny's saying that they went to a sushi place. So Adair's sitting there looking bored out of her mind and she's like, I'm having fun on the date, but honestly, my favorite date, I just want to sit at a bar and watch football. It's kind of like
Feels kind of weird. I mean, bless this guy's heart. And we just see Vian making the worst dinner conversation. He's like, I have a chicken business. Yeah, I will just go to this place and load up 10 kilograms of chicken. I had this small pickup truck. I got it for my 17th from my dad. And I would just go and deliver it to all these bodybuilders for a cheaper price in the supermarket.
Wow. Wow, chicken business. That's like the hottest thing that you've ever said, but I still don't have a boner. I mean, this guy said chicken business and pickup truck, and I'm still not interested. That's a bad sign. It's the red wine, isn't it? It's the red wine. I'm leaving the red wine scene.
Wow, great story, Vian. I just went on my Instagram and noticed that I had put my pronouns on there. When did I do that? I'm never drinking red wine again. Vian telling a compelling story about how he slashed prices on chicken for bodybuilders. Great. So then...
I just love the small village bodybuilders just taking in actual loads of chickens. He found an untapped market bodybuilder. The chicken was a lost leader. That made me laugh, too. So then, 9.23 p.m. Wait, wait, wait. Are you sure it wasn't 9.20 p.m.?
That's below deck. It's never 9.20. All right, it's 9.23. We've got three minutes. So Serena is asking Harry if it's going okay on deck, and he's not happy. And he's like, you know, I just want it to be better. You know what I want it to be? I want it to be like last time. And it's not like last time. You can never go back. Do you know what I mean? And she's like, oh, yeah. I'm sorry about that, Harry. I'm sorry. But I've got a nice...
firm ass to squeeze on this one so I'll never fucking go back. All right, mate? Yeah. And Zarina is, while Harry's talking to her, Zarina's just texting because she's texting because Vian's been texting her and saying things like, I can't get a read on this girl, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And so then meanwhile, we go back to the date and Vian is like, here's the read. The girl doesn't read. That's it. That's all my read to me.
Okay, you're both dummies and you're incompatible dummies. Yes. So Vian's like, so there was this call, do you know Elton John? She's like, yeah, absolutely. He's the queer from LA. Well, I won't go on record saying that, but yeah. Twinkle toes, twinkle toes, Elton John. Candle in the wind, am I right? Who puts a candle in the wind? Okay, you might just make a fire. We invented light bulbs for a reason, you know what I'm saying?
Light bulbs are made in America first. So, so be honest. You think they're going to tariff Elton John? I hope so. I heard you can only sing Rocket now because the man part got tariffed. Hey, want to keep Elton John free? Make him in America. Oh, congratulations. You're still standing. It's called being a dickhand. Am I right?
Well, there's an Aston Martin he used in a music video, a blue one. And the guy I work for, he bought it in an auction. She's like, oh, wow, that's wild. And then I sold him chicken for half off. Wow. That's pretty crazy. I saw Faith held InnerTube and once down a river. Who? Yes, I'll go right by a rock.
You know what she was saying the entire time? Patricia Yearwood. I was like, wow. So, the Untaxed Arena. I don't know. I just can't tell what she's thinking. I mean, God, it feels the same.
So Harry sees her texting. It's like, who are you texting? She's like, oh, Vian's been texting me this whole time, actually. And Lara says, oh my God, if I was on a date with a guy and he was messaging me with another female, I would have turned to one of my pigs and said, can you believe this motherfucker? And then the guy would have said, I would have really appreciated if you didn't bring a pig on the date. And I would have said, well, it'd be more interesting and I wouldn't have to. All right. You ask a woman from a farm onto a date and this is what you get. Yeah.
I'd give him a bit of my brain. Let me tell you something. I would be so hot under the collar that I would actually have hard-boiled eggs on my face entirely. So Serena's like... Like they asked for in the first place. Am I right, Serena?
She was like, sorry, I can't answer. I'm being texted with at this moment. I have a very important role on this date. And you know what's so funny is that before the date, he grabbed my ass and kissed my neck. And Johnny's like, really? After I told him, no sensual. And Lara's like, it's disgusting. And Harry's like, well, you know what? Vihan's a certain type of person.
Yeah. The kind of person not to even have a discussion about it after it happens. And Lara's like, yeah, well, how can he be in love with Adair and then do that to another woman? I mean, why does Adair put up with that? Let's have some mess later and tell her. Yeah.
So Harry's like, oh, well, you know, he's not in love with the day. And Johnny's like, I spoke with him about this, that he needs to stop being so flirty with everything. No sensuality. Who does he think he is, Olympia Dukakis? So Alicia's like, Johnny, if I'm being honest, I like the attention that you gave me. But if you gave that attention to everyone else, I would have to debate your sincerity. And Lara's like, don't you worry, I am cuttlefish.
What's the kind of fish? Don't you worry. You know me. They call me Bottom Bunk Johnny for a reason. Emphasis on bottom bunk, which is where I sleep, as you already know, I'm sure. Well, do you think if you came on to Vihon, he would go for you? And Alicia's like, oh, I'm not talking about... The fish is nice. Isn't the fish nice? I caught this one in the port. It was a beautiful black and white fish. Oh, no, not the beauty fish.
And Harry's like, I can answer that. And Johnny says, yes, I just hate all this bullshit. And Alicia's like, gosh, should we just stop bitching and dance? Let's just dance. So then Adair and Vion join them after their date and they move on to the next spot. And now Serena and Johnny are having a smoke.
And they're talking about Alicia. And she's like, well, from what I hear goes on on the radio, I just want to make sure that you're good, you know? I mean, listen, it's not been the messiest season. We need some more mess.
So I'm just going to start a whole bunch of shit right now. Yeah. I'd like that. Would you like that, Johnny? He's like, okay, go for it. Yes. You know, I think that Biondo's a great job. Great job. And he's on top of things. And the only thing that I see... Oh, really? Does he give you enough direction? Does he? Is he, like, terrible with that? Doesn't really tell you what to do? No, he's good with it.
He's good. The only thing I see is Harry. Harry, he waits for someone to tell him to even do the simplest things. So you don't think he has what we'd call initiative? Is that what you're saying? No, but he is. Is that related to sensual? Because he has none of that either. So then Lara goes to Adair with Bree and Marina. And she's like, all right, girl chat time. Now let me tell you this.
As a pancake to a bacon. All right. Now, so tonight I found out before he went on a date with you, Serena was in his cabin and he slapped her ass and kissed her on the cheek. And I was like, really? That upsets me. I had wine for him. I could have skipped that whole stupid date eating raw fish. Raw fish? What's the point of serving raw fish if you don't get to fish for it first?
So Laura's like, you deserve more. Not much more, but something more. And I'm so sorry. And Bree's like, oh, you know you don't fucking need that bullshit. You need someone that kisses you on the lips once in a while and makes you wonder where do I stand?
And Lara's like, you know, feel the energy that us females have on this boat. We are girl power. We are girl strong. We are girl on girl energy. Girl, girl. Girl for girl. And Marina's like, we are. We are. I tell my iron every day, I thank God you're a woman. And Lara's like, yes, we fucking run this boat. I fucking love you all. And they hug. And Adair's like, um...
Laura, I think that you're a fucking boss queen!
So all the girls have bonded. Yeah. And I'm just confused. Did everybody not know that Johnny was like this the whole time? But still, I'll go with it. So they're like, girl power! So then Johnny pulls Vianna aside and they stand in front of a fan, which I was so grateful for. I heard this. Just because this season's been so hot and humid. I'm like, thank God someone finally gets to stand in front of a fan. So Johnny's like, did you send, by the way, did you send message to Zarina while you're on date?
And he's like, bro. - This is messy night. I've heard it is messy night. I shall mess as well. - Time for Greek mess. This is going to be like, this is time for like me to swirl the tzatziki as they say. - Let's tzatziki it up. Now, I know this is stupid, but these people, they talk.
And Sarina said, oh, he kissed me on the neck in the cabin and grabbed my butt. Butt, bro. Bro. Butt, bro. Don't do this, bro. Even if half of this is true, you're too stupid. Why are you doing this? I told you, no seduction. No seduction. I love how it comes off like, hey, just, it starts off like, hey, just so you know, the girls are talking and then turns into like...
Why you do this? Why you do this? No seduction. It comes into like a scolding. Yeah. So I was like, well, it's Serena. That's the problem. Then it's like, no grabbing her fucking ass cheek. You are doing stupid stuff. You're doing it.
Antic seduction. Antic. Maybe I should stop being so nice to the girls. Oh, yeah. It's the classic. It's like a comedian who's like, oh, we can't make jokes about anything anymore. He's like, maybe I should just stop being so nice. So Johnny's like, no. Because recap started. Oh, we can't even make fun of children anymore. Look how far we've come. I will still make fun of children, though. So then Johnny is like...
It's like people will misunderstand some things that you might do. And they think that you're horny with all of them. And they even told me what would happen if you didn't jump in for a dare that you would jump into Malaysia. And he's like, no, I would never do that, bro. Ever. Unless, of course...
I could. Then I would. But otherwise, I never would. And he's like, yeah, you're good. But be a little make aware of what people's intentions are. Talking about things happening behind your back. Okay. Do not get it. Your eyes are wide like Homer Simpson. So let me tell you, I'm talking about enemies now. And Vian does have that look on his face, like where he gets this really wide-eyed Homer Simpson look. He's like, bro, I would do this to you.
I was very rapidly trying to come up with some sort of joke about Homer, Odysseus' Homer, and Greece and Homer Simpson, but I couldn't do it. Couldn't do it. I'm too stupid for that.
I'm too uneducated for that. I didn't graduate from the P.E., okay? So, don't ask me. We can only do so much on this show, okay? So, for anyone who's like, oh, there was a Homer joke there, because as a Greek man, we can only do so much. Just know that Ben was smart enough to at least consider it. Yeah. It was a siren song, if you will. A siren song. Odyssey. So, Johnny is like,
He's like, I think that Vian and myself really get along because of the mutual respect. And we both saw beautiful fish today. And that we have so much respect for each other professionally. And it worries me a bit when Vian flirts with everyone. It creates drama. So now Zarina goes up to Harry and she's like, well,
I had to talk with John. She's so messy. She's been messy all season. The whole thing, you know? And we give Vian the shit for spreading the virus all around the boat. But Lara and Serena are both doing it now, too. And I think they're just like, okay, you know, if Jason's not going to help us get rid of this guy, let's just go to work. Yeah. But it's like a retaliation mess. Messing all over. Yeah. It's like a retaliation mess, whereas Vian's messy, like...
of no accord he just is messy so then zarina's like so they're smarter right their mess is smarter vian's just an idiot yeah there's like they're like targeted mess which feels good whereas his mess is like born out of stupid insecurity and napoleon complex right like we can appreciate the art the artistic integrity of their mess yeah whereas his is just you know his is just whipping out your wiener and trying to pee your name in the snow and they're like you know
mess. Their artistic mess. Yeah, he's like Homer Simpson and they're like Homer. The real Homer. Yeah, their calligraphy and he's like peeing his name in the snow. There.
I finished it. It only took me about 10 minutes. Why can't those be the same? Yeah, Omer. Why don't you write an ode about that? So Zarina's like, she's like, so Harry, I had to talk with Johnny and basically he thinks that Vian works really hard and that you just wait around for orders and you don't use initiative. And Harry's like, what? Is
Is that what he said? Is that what he really said? Okay, where is he? She's like, no, no, no. Where's Johnny? Where is he? We're going to discuss this right now. I'd love to tell him that he didn't rinse the sun deck properly, that I cleaned it for him. He's like, no, no, no. He's busy kissing Vianne's ass. That's why there's an issue. Oh, no, my starting drama. Well, let me tell you this, and I don't like to curse.
But I'm not happy. I'm not happy right now. Oh, no, Harry, stop speaking so violently. So now they head back to the boat and...
And in one van, Harry's like, I thought Johnny would be on my side, but he's saying I have no initiative. I've had enough. Let's get out of this van. I'm very angry right now. And then in the other van, Alicia turns to Adair and goes, so how is it dating your boss? Which I was like, thank God. It only took like 45 seasons of all these below decks for someone to ask this question. Yeah.
And Beyonce says, oh, shut up. When we work, we work. Okay? So now it's 11.30 p.m. We're getting closer. We're getting closer. Oh, my God. And it's also 11.30. Shocking. Not 11. Yeah, that's how you know shit's really fucked up in Below Deck World. It happened. But they're like, and now an even time. Clean number.
So they're going to do a hot tub truth or dare. And honestly, thank God for all this controversy that may have to be. We're able to skip like truth or dare. I mean, you guys just did this last episode.
So Harry's like, they're getting ready. They're changing. And there's three guys in this tiny room and there's simmering tension. And Harry's like, so we're going to go to the hot tub? And Vianna's like, I didn't know, bro. He's like, why? I've been hearing so much shit tonight. I'm just... He just said, I didn't know, bro. So Vianna's mad at Harry. Even though Johnny, when Johnny gossiped, he was like, Zarina told me that you were... Like, you were all over her. But he...
Now Vian is blaming this all on Harry. Maybe because Harry was there when it happened, he assumes that Harry chattletailed. Right. Well, Johnny was the messy one, but he's not going to yell at Johnny because Johnny's on his team. So he's just going to make it Harry's fault. And then Johnny also was being messy about Harry. So it's funny because Serena was the one kind of spreading, but Johnny is the one taking the bullets because Johnny is being messy. I mean, they all are, you know. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Krappens commercial.
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So then, um...
Harry's like, what have you been hearing? I mean, you can let it out if you want. Go on then. And he's like, oh, Harry, wow, you know, you're probably the instigator. You be careful, Harry. You be careful. He's like, well, I'm listening. And he goes, no, I don't have to say it to you. What I'm saying is you just be careful.
You be careful. I love this little five foot guy. He's like, you eat one more leaf off of that tree. You be careful. You will run out of trees.
Boys, can we just keep it fucking professional for once? And Vian's like, Vian's basically like, please, please, we are working hard here. Stop talking behind my back, first off. And stop talking to the interior. And I was like, okay. It's like, clear? Okay. Because I've had it now. This is it. Okay. I've had it. You understand? I understand. Good. You clear? I understand. And
And Harry has this look on his face like, fuck you, short little man. Harry looks like he's about to cry 100%. But he's also seething. And Harry's always been happy-go-lucky, used car dealership floaty thing. And now he's just has the look on. He gives Vian such a nasty look at this point that I went and I put it on our social media because I was like, this was kind of an amazing glare that he gave. Oh, it was so cut fitness-y. I loved it.
And he's like, but I don't understand what I've done. He goes, oh, bro, please. I don't want to get angry at you. I've been very nice to you. And I've been very nice to this crew. And you don't want to see me angry. You don't want to see me angry. And I'm asking you now, very nicely, stop what you are doing. Stop what you are doing now. And he's like, please tell me what I'm doing. He goes, now. You stop it now, giraffe. You stop it right now.
You think you're a giant? I have a rock that I can pull back and rubber band. It was in the Bible. David and Goliath? Yes, I'm not afraid of you. But you're the Goliath here. You're the boss. It's like, no, don't play those word games with me. It's like, but just tell me what happens. I'm not going to elaborate.
You know exactly what you did. You know what you did. And Harry's like, but I'd like you to elaborate. He's like, I'm not going to. And if I'm going to start elaborating, then people are going to get involved and you're going to be fucked. So I'm asking you very nicely now, stop.
And Harry's like, okay. So then Harry leaves and goes to sit off on the side of the boat. And he's like, I will walk off tomorrow. I will walk off. And so Serena comes to him. Serena, who has helped cause all this, comes to him. And it's like, oh, no, Harry, you're crying. I love it. Thank God. I've done something well on this boat. That's good. Nobody's going to complain about this service. Am I right? All right. Nailed it. Oh, Harry, come here, my little Harry. And he's like, no, no.
He blew up on me. And he goes, Harry, if you don't stop what you're doing. And she goes, what were you doing? What were you doing? I mean, I know because I told him, but go ahead. No.
What were you doing? I was doing nothing. I was getting changed. So I said, tell me what I'm doing. Please tell me what I'm doing. What am I doing? And he couldn't say one single thing. You know, Johnny's spoken to him, obviously, and everything I've said to Johnny tonight went straight to Vian. And the way he spoke to me, and Johnny just stood there, if that's the deck team on this bit, I'm out. I'm out. I'm not going to deal with these manly men. I will honestly walk off tomorrow. I will walk off tomorrow. I will walk
off the wall because there's nothing on this boat that will stop me from walking off. There's not one single thing, not one single person, not one single beautiful person in New Jersey who's going to stop me from doing this. I've already got everything I needed to on my resume this season. I've done a good job. I've had sex with the model. All right? My LinkedIn is full. I can leave now.
Oh dear, I feel like I stirred the pot and made it worse. Oh, what a travesty. You're welcome, bravo. No, no, you did it fine. It's been brewing. It's been about time that it all came out. The fact that he doesn't say anything back to me should show you that he knows that he's in the wrong. So then... Oh, you're still on mute, my dear Ronnie. I see you crying over there on your side of the screen, but you're on mute. Sweet thing.
Oh, thank you. I'm so upset I muted myself during this whole thing. I will walk this audio off the boat. I will walk the audio off.
So then we answer going after Johnny's like, why? Why do we have such stupid people? Such stupid tall people. And Johnny's like, I'm not going to say you are wrong. Don't lose your cool seductive man. Do you need to seduce me? Do it. If it makes you feel better, do it. I have two butt cheeks right here waiting for you. I have two pink nipples that you are free to touch.
So Harry is like, the deckhand that I thought I could trust speaks to the boss about what I say. And now my boss is against me, so he's against me. And I do everything that asks me and he yells at me and he talks to me down on the radio and now he's shouting at me in the cabin and it's not fucking nice. It's not. Serena's like, oh, you're allowed to have your emotions. Go cry, skinny man. Cry on my shoulders.
I love man tears. I love them. It's like they're the one thing that gets me not horny on this boat. So please just keep crying, you know, keep my wits about me. I do feel bad for Harry because Johnny is kind of a little fucker. Yeah. What the hell, man? Like, why are you getting involved? It's not cool. I don't like him standing behind. And I also don't like that he doesn't have the sense to see how bad V-Hunt is at leading.
You know, he's like, oh, because I do think Harry is causing discord and stuff like that. But then just tell Harry, don't go like gossip with the boss about it and turn the boss against Harry even more. I mean, that's a wisp move on Johnny. But also like what Johnny went and gossiped about was about what the women were saying at the table. And Harry had nothing to do that. That was Zarina who said like, oh, by the way, like, yeah, I'm texting with beyond on his date. And like he was making out with me earlier. And they all started talking about the flirtiness.
And so the fact that like Johnny doesn't jump in and says, Harry didn't say anything tonight at dinner about that. Like this is your, you shouldn't be blaming Harry. I did think that was shitty because the thing is with Johnny too, is that like so much of his persona is that he is kind of chivalrous and he is very manly and he comes in and does it for the women. Like for Alicia, he does these romantic gestures and he says these things that are so,
kind of like, like I will protect you and yes, I will be respectful. And he seems kind of like a knight in shining armor. That's his whole vibe. And yet when it really came down to it at the moment where it mattered the most for him to actually be that way and not just talk that way, he kind of didn't do it. He kind of failed.
Which is upsetting. He's kind of gross with all that stuff, too, though. Like, when he first walks up and he just takes Alicia by the face and he's like, and now I kiss you. She's like, oh, bro. Yeah. Like, he's very, like, I am man, you are woman, and here's how man acts.
And I think he's probably a little turned off by Harry because I think he sees Harry is kind of like a girly man because Harry, you know, he's always gossiping with the girls and Harry, you know, he does catch on that onto the Harry like kind of gossip thing and starting things.
kind of thing. And he also is like, he thinks of that as like womanly behavior. And so he looks at Johnny as like an alpha, or he looks at Vion as like kind of an alpha dude. And so he's going to like naturally side with him and be like, we are bigger than this. We are men. We don't have emotion. You need to keep it in, bro. I don't even think he sees Vion necessarily even as an alpha, but what he does see is that he's the boss. And I think that like probably Johnny is like, as a man, you fall in line and you do your orders and you just do the work.
and so he's sort of traditional in that way and probably Harry because what we already picked up on is a little bit of a tattletale and he does hang out with the women and everything. I think Vian is kind of like... He's obviously... Not Vian, but Johnny is obviously like torn, right? Because he's just like, well, on the one hand, Vian's totally wrong right now, but on the other hand...
I, my morals say like, don't step out of line. And so he's like, I'm just going to be quiet, but it's the shitty thing to do. And I think it's actually interesting because like, I find that sometimes like over the course of the season, Johnny's doing things. And I do find it actually oddly like sexy. And I realized the reason why is because like some of that like traditional man stuff, it's so ingrained in us, like that this is the way men should be. So it's like, wow, it's like,
It's like, he is so manly. And it's like, wow, Johnny's kind of sexy. And then you realize like, oh, but the flip side is that all this manliness stuff comes with a huge amount of toxicity that's not really healthy for anyone. And it unsexifies it, which is good because we shouldn't think this is sexy, really.
Well, I mean, you know, like Johnny, I think for the most part is OK, but for the he's just he's just being kind of a dick right now. And then it's funny how dovetails to what you were saying earlier about, you know, like men being the most emotional and stuff like that, because Johnny's the one who's like, no, we are professional. We don't show emotion on both. And then he's the one who ends up having a fucking meltdown. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
See, that's what I'm saying. As much as we like to be like, ooh, we like a real man. It's like, yeah, but that also comes with a whole bunch of shit too. And we forget that sometimes. So either way, Harry is now... He's still venting and everything. And Serena has caused such a shit show. So Johnny comes out. So Johnny's going to check in on Harry because Johnny feels bad that Harry's crying because ultimately, while Johnny...
Does not want to step out of line. He also does, I think, on some level, realize that Harry is being, like, you know, unfairly attacked here. Well, he says at some point, like, but he's crying, you know, so he goes over. And Serena's telling Harry, oh, you're just tired. You haven't had proper management. I mean, you haven't eaten properly in days. Vion's terrible. He's hungry. Vion sucks.
You know? And so she's like still going hard on like how much Vian sucks, which I think is funny. She's like, just to cement it in there, Harry, why you're upset, what you will tell the captain tomorrow, why you're quitting. Vian sucks. So Harry comes over or Johnny comes over and Harry's like, no, no, later.
And he's like, I just want to stay here for a sec. And he's like, oh, well, what's the problem then? And he goes, well, Vian thinks that you speak bad. And he told me that all this bad energy from Serena and Lara, they come from stuff that you have spoken for. And Serena's like, what, Laura and I think it's personal and nothing to do with Harry, who you did say has lax initiative. Oh, no, Harry, did that make you angry?
Which she doesn't say, unfortunately, because Johnny is trying to Johnny worms his way out of that one really easily. And I think Serena and Laura are capable of hating Vion for their own reasons. Yeah, I think so. Give me a fucking break. So Serena, they work directly with him. Here is some underling, you know. Yeah.
Yes. Yeah. Vian was literally spraying the floor underneath the chairs, like 10 minutes before people were coming out for breakfast. Like Laura, Laura, like she doesn't need Harry to tattle to her for her to have it be annoyed at Vian and his lack of priorities.
Right. So Harry's like, well, why didn't you say anything in the cabin then? And Johnny says, because it is between you and him. And Serena, well, but you made it yourself when you went and like tattletaled on everything, Johnny. Yeah, you were part of this.
So Serena says, yeah, so if it's between them, then why are you even here right now, Johnny? And he goes, yeah, why are you here right now if it's between me and them? What she said. She said it very well. And he goes, because I don't like you being in tears. I don't like it.
Harry's crying just broke my heart in two. I can understand that it might be too much for him, but together we are a great team. Let's find a solution and get these things sorted out. Harry's like, please, just give me a second, please. So Johnny leaves. It's like sad Johnny. Johnny's like, oh, I try. So now, meanwhile, the other girls have no idea that all this shit was wasted. Yeah, they're just dressed up like angels.
Yeah, I swear, girls, let's put on wings and go around the boat and be like, we're girl angels. So they're doing that. Johnny catches Laura up on the goss. And he's like, I tried to speak with Vihon about some shit he's been doing wrong. And Harry thinks I spoke bad about him, which he did. And Vihon just went aggressive against Harry. But now Harry is crying and it breaks my heart. And now Harry blames me for him being aggressive.
It is not a game I'm willing to play. So he walks off and Lara's like, well, all right, well, I guess I've got these wings for nothing. He didn't even say you're an angel. I mean, nothing. Would you say, Johnny, that you have egg on your face? Because welcome to my world.
So Zarina is like, all right, all right, Harry, bedtime. I'm going to take you down. I'm going to take you down to the bed, you sweetie little boy. So she's going to take him down. And Johnny's like, please, can I speak with you? So Harry's like, okay, sure, we can talk. And he's like, I tried to speak to Vian to fix some stuff. With Vian, though, with you, with everyone, I'm just trying to sort this out. I'm not trying to put blame on anyone. And Zarina's like, yeah, but you hear a story from him where he's perfect, but he's not respecting other departments. You know, I have Lara crying. Now I have him crying. Oh, because of Vian.
And he's like, I don't understand what set him off like that. And so both Lara and Serena are like, come on, Harry, we're leaving. Johnny's like, no, no, come on, we can keep speaking. And they're like, no, Johnny, he needs his beddy-bye. This is Harry. We're putting Harry to bed. Poor Harry, poor Harry.
All right, good for you. I'm glad you're chill, but Harry is not chill. Come on, Harry. Don't look at him. Don't look at him, Harry. He's like, well, I need to go upstairs also. No, go another staircase. Go, just find some of the, just drill a hole in the ceiling and find a rope and climb up that way. Don't be near him. He cannot be near you. I love it.
I love that. Laura went, you go find another way upstairs. Thank you. He's like, go coddle Harry. I actually almost felt. Come on. I actually almost, I felt kind of bad for Johnny at this point because yes, Johnny did gossip with the on, although he was kind of just saying like, you have to stop being so flirty with people. He wasn't saying like, they're all talking about you. He was basically like, you've got to stop that. Well, he did say he was saying like, Harry, it does whatever he can to make you look bad.
He did say that earlier. Like, oh yeah, Harry's always talking bad so you can look bad. Yeah, he did say that. He's been there too. Yeah, and like he should have spoken up when he had the chance to. But here I do actually feel like he was trying to like...
I felt like he was trying to maybe to mend this in some weird way. And I felt like... Yeah, I do too. I kind of felt like the two of them should have been able just to talk. And it was for Zarina and Lara to be like, no, don't, not precious Harry. I was like, well, this is actually not helping Harry's case. And also, let Harry decide what he's going to do. No, but they've got Harry right where they want him, right? Because they've both been sowing all of this stuff against V-Hunt too. And it's not like it's not...
But reasonable. Yeah. Like to hate him. But they've also been just sowing a lot of discord against Vihon, especially with Serena and Harry tonight. So and I think they've got him right where they want him. He's like fury. You know, he's upset. He's going to go threaten to quit. He's going to do all of this stuff against Vihon, which they've been trying to do. And so now they're trying to, like, shield him from. But I think it's also genuine. Everything OK with Johnny.
I think it dovetails with an agenda, but I think that they're kind of like, we see Harry as actually a good worker who has a work ethic, who has an idea of how the boat should be run and doing the right things, and he's getting shat on by this shitty guy who doesn't know how to run his department, makes all of our lives hell, and blames everyone, and we're going to stand up for him because no one's standing up for Harry right now. So I think what you're saying is correct, but I also think that it also was not like,
It wasn't purely with an ulterior motive. I think they actually generally feel like they needed to protect him in that moment, even though I don't think they needed to. So like two, two people were not protected with him. Oh yeah. Maybe not protected, but they wanted to stand up. Johnny's attacking Harry when he's apologizing. I think that maybe wanted to make, maybe I should say they wanted Harry to see that there were people in his corner. So, but either way, I agree. Harry should have just like,
Harry didn't need Harry alone. Oh my God. He's not a baby. So, I mean, even though he's bubbling and all that right now. So then it's 1213. Okay. So the girls put him to bed. They go to sleep, Harry. We believe in ourselves. We believe in you. We believe in the force. So they put him down and I give him a bottle and then it's 1213 and
And now Alicia knocks on the guy's door to go in. She's looking for Johnny. Cause remember she said, can I come in tonight and just cuddle with you? So she walks into this dark room. She can't see anything. We see her actually looking around and she literally says, Johnny,
Johnny. And for a moment, I'm like, oh, this is going to be, this is going to be a silly, this will be a silly blow deck moment, right? Where it's like someone gets like, there'll be a mistake and it'll be funny, but it doesn't go that way.
Yeah, so she's like, Johnny, Johnny. And Vian's like, what? What's going on? Like, what's happening? And she goes, oh my God, Harry's in tears. He's out there in tears. And he's like, in tears? Why is Harry in tears? And so she gets into the bed with him thinking it's Johnny. Yeah, she thinks it's Johnny. He just goes with it. He just like throws his arm over her and starts cuddling with her. He starts cuddling. He's like, I don't know what's happening, but. Yeah, I thought I heard a kiss sound, like a kiss on the neck sound.
Oh, I didn't catch that. I didn't notice that he just spoons her. He big spoons her. So he just throws his arm over her like, okay, I'll just go with it because he's Vihon. So then Johnny comes in and she sees the light from the light in the door. She can see that it's Johnny. And she's like, oh, my God, Johnny, I thought that was you. So she gets out of the bed and he's like, oh, my fucking God.
gods johnny i just genuinely fucked up i thought it was you and he's like it is okay he's okay and he starts he leaves and beyond's like uh he's like freaking out in the hall and now somehow the girls see this and they all start crying
Well, what happened? Well, so, I mean, basically, I don't know. I don't know why they start crying because of this, but Johnny is like raging now and he goes into the room and Vian being the idiot that he is, is kind of like, he's like, what's, what's going on, Johnny? Please, you have to tell me. You have to tell me. And he's like, Alicia sees Bree in the hallway and she's like, oh my God, I thought that was Johnny in his bed. So I went into cuddle and then Johnny walked in and it was actually Vian. And Bree's like, Vian in bed? Yeah.
We need to discuss this with somebody. And she's like, I mean, what's going on? What's going on? So, yeah. Then Johnny goes back to the room. I'm unclear whether or not Johnny believes her, but all I do know is that he's a weirdo. It seems like he doesn't. It seems like he doesn't believe her at all. I don't think he does. Like, he's going to go cheat right in front of your face. Weirdo. Yeah. So then he's like, my ticket, I quit. And Beyonce's like, well, Johnny, what's going on? Johnny. And...
And Lisa's telling them about what happened. He's like, please, please, I'm going to go. She goes, no, Johnny, please tell me what's going on. What's wrong? I'm like, this guy. He's like, I'm out of here. I'm out of here. And he starts like throwing his, his,
Please tell me what's going on. He's like, here's a pair of socks. I put it in suitcase. Gone. What possibly could make you angry right now? Why in the world would you ever be angry? What possibly could have made you angry at this moment? And then Sazanid goes, ah, ah, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush. Ah. I just want to understand what is going on. What is happening? I just want to understand. If I hear a little bit more talking,
I will destroy this ship. So please, shh, stop talking. Please, please, don't punch, punch, punch, not to me. No, don't listen. Diane Weiss is like amateur. Don't speak. Don't speak. No, don't speak. Don't speak. Don't, don't speak. Don't speak. When he looks right into the camera and almost punches the camera and then does the beat Arthur, butt on his hand. He's like, ah.
I put underwear over camera.
I need to see the next episode right away. What in the world? It is. I think it's, it's so shitty that beyond did that. And I feel so bad for Alicia now because now I don't think that I don't know if Johnny's going to believe her. Maybe he will, maybe in the morning, but like, cause her response was all good riddance. Look, Johnny, I can get why Johnny would be annoyed. Okay. But obviously she's not going to go cheat right in front of your face. And it was pitch dark in there. But also if a guy gets that mad, he's,
You don't want that guy. Yeah. And I don't care if you think it's for a good reason. Like, you know, I always say, don't worry about who you're marrying, worrying about, worry about who you're divorced. Like you need to look at the worst side of somebody and say, can I be with that person? You know, or like put a, put a, put a camera in someone's car and see what they're like in traffic and how they talk to the other cars.
Cause that's where you say a person's real person. I know, but you have to see the worst, you know, maybe they yell the C word a few times. Yeah. If someone yells at everything. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, I will say I honk my car, but I never actually see what person's worst side. And that's not a good one. Johnny's is not a good one. That's a, that's scary. That's a temper. You don't want, that's not good. I think he's going to be off the boat because I think that punching a wall like that, that is a temper and that's scary. Yeah.
And yeah, I, yeah, it's funny. You did bring up a good point. Cause I'm like, Oh, I wonder if he'll ever believe her. Cause the implication is that way they can get back together. But it's like, yeah, you're right. They should not be like, I don't want her with him. No fucking creepy. That's too much. It's more like I want her name cleared. I want her name cleared just for herself. And you know, it doesn't, it's not, it's not so much about them getting together. It's just like,
Like, well, her name will be cleared when he sees this, but I just like, that's, that sucks. So what did VHON, who did, who did VHON think was climbing into his bed to cuddle? Like, I love that VHON doesn't even care. He's just like, okay, yeah, I'll take it. I know that's what's so shitty. Like, that's, that's, that's the real headline here is that the girl just climbs into his bed.
And he's professing that he's into Adair, but like a girl... And he knows it's Alicia, by the way. He knows it. And he knows that this is the girl that Johnny's into. And Johnny even said, please don't be... Wait, does he know it's Alicia? Because he's kind of like groggy waking up or whatever. But I guess when she gets in the bed, he...
He 100% knows. Yeah, because I guess once she starts talking and she says someone's crying or Harry's crying or whatever. He knows it's not Adair's voice. He knows it's not Brie's voice. He knows it's not Lara or Serena. So he knows. And then outside, Brie is in the hallway sobbing. It's like, oh my God, this is intense. Whatever's going on on this boat. What does that mean?
um yeah so he's a beyond's a piece of shit and um i i i'm fascinated to see how this is all gonna play out yeah and johnny says you are also fake on this boat it's like oh johnny johnny blue johnny blue so it'll be interesting to see what happens next week yep um so everyone thanks for being here and we will catch you on the next episode go to watch your crappies.com to get your tickets to our live shows bye everyone bye
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