#2840 Below Deck Down Under S03E15 Part Two: Scars and Stripes
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

So, Marina is like, "Oh my God, you're gonna make me cry. I'm so oxidized right now." And so, she's happy. And she's like, "I dedicate this to my agent, to God, to my grandmother who wanted a new house, and Lara. Better be late than never. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, everybody."

All right. So now it's like they're getting ready, getting into their whites because people are coming on. And Nate's like, oh, Marina, two stripes. And she's like, yes. Or Bree says, yeah, Marina got promoted today. Which, by the way, also, it is kind of funny that Captain Jason did not notice once that Marina had more stripes on her shoulders, yet Nate noticed it. So, Jason, it's a little bit on you, too, to keep your eyes open. Has he been out yet, though? No.

he's standing right next to her yeah oh he is oh yeah he's there in this little scene and i didn't realize yeah so um i guess he's got bigger fish to fry he's got helmets to fit for a lot of different fish he's got a bunch of different fish to helmet all right a lot of algae to grow so then let's meet our new crew of one dares stop wasting my time do you understand how difficult it is to turn over a boat

You fucking one day losers. Okay. So they come, they're from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. They met in college. They've been married for 23 years. Wow.

They fit in right with this episode. Basics and Applebee's. Yeah. He's a personal injury attorney and she can limbo and roller skates. I don't know how she discovered that skill and why she's so proud of it. And also, like, how boring are you that that's the best little factoid you can give to Bravo to put up on screen? However, I do see why you're married to a personal injury attorney. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Accident is limbo accident is he's like, I specialize in limbo injuries. Cause let me tell you, you don't learn to limbo and roller skates without hurting yourself a few times. That's that's correct. So the guests are introduced. Laurie gives the tour. Harry is, uh, announcing distance to the boys. And I'm like, what is this? A gay cruise? Cause you know, here in America, a lot of us call them buoys. So I'm like, then he kept going. All right.

We're close to another boy. We're about five feet from another boy. I'm like, this is like the boat version of Grindr. You're really tickling me right now, Ronnie. You're tickling me. You're circuitously tickling me. You're getting two stripes for this episode, Ronnie. I'll tell you that much. What? You promoted Ronnie without telling me?

So, um, I don't know who said that. It was someone else. Jason. So, it's Captain Jason. So the interior is serving a fruit platter and caviar and, uh, Harry gets to call the distances when they clear the dock. It's very exciting. And then, um, Laura's talking to, um,

He's talking to the gas and she's like so how long have you known each other? Have you two call each other strawberry yet? And he's like, yeah, that's my sister Oh, okay, just some small talk and then Harry is talking to Jason Can I tell you I don't remember what these people look like what they said. I just watched a show Basic they just went right through me sick. It was like smooth move right through me. I didn't even pay attention and

Yeah. Harry checks in with Jason to see if all his calling his numbers, the numbers were good and they worked. They were great. And then Nate is the dropping anchor. All the fun sort of yacht things that happen. Yeah. Okay. Now let's get back to the drama.

So, Laura comes down to the galley and she's in the crew mess and she's like, "Um, did these get wiped down after lunch? Were you not there for the conversation, Laura?" Laura's one of those people who will just not take no. She'll just keep coming back and bugging you until you're like, "You know what? It's easier for me to just do it than argue with this witch." So, Elise is like, "No, not by me, because I just cleared the food." And she's like, "But the crew mess is everyone's responsibility."

Okay, then where is everybody? And why are you just talking to her? And honestly, in past seasons, it's been the Deckys who clean the crew mess. Okay. So also, why don't you guys eat more cleanly? How about that? Then you don't have to clean up as much. How about you don't leave crumbs everywhere? How about put up placemats? Really? This is like when five guys first open and there were peanut shells all over the floor, like that was part of their thing.

Stop being monsters in your crew. Yeah. Clean up after yourself. You do it professionally for other people. Do it for yourself.

So Lara's like, it's everyone's responsibility. Like, you're not going to, you know, you're not doing, you're not going to do the morning thing anymore now. So apparently there's no time. So you should be able to wipe the tables after everyone's eaten lunch. No, you can't do that. And Alicia just looks at her blankly and goes, yeah. I was like, yeah, so just a quick wipe after lunch and that's it. She goes,

Okay. She's like, thank you. Thank you. And Lisa's like, I'm just not engaging. Not with this bitch. Yeah. She's like, my God, this is just a dick swinging contest at this point. Dicks are everywhere. They're ready to slap it in each other's faces. And so Laura's like, wow. So she goes to tattle. So, of course. So she goes to Jason, who, by the way, I wish brought up.

That he told her, tell one of your people to do this. Like, she didn't tell you to tell the kitchen to do it. Okay? Yeah. So Laura's like, there's still no resolve with the crew mess situation. And he goes, what's the situation? She's like, well, Alicia cleans up.

but all she does is take the food from the table into the galley. And he's like, "Well, she doesn't have to give it a full scrub." She goes, "Well, but the only thing I asked in the morning was to vacuum and wipe the tables and just check that there's no gone-off milk. I mean, do you want gone-off milk on the table? Is that what you're saying? You just want stinky, cheesy milk on the table, because that's what I've asked."

All right, well, we're nearly at the end and we have two heads of department. So this is stuff that you guys need to sort out yourself. I don't want to hear about gone off milk. I've got three fish that are belly up and didn't even get to try on the helmet yet. So come on, I've got bigger, literal bigger fish to fry. Speaking of which, can you fry up these fish that are belly up in the tank?

So Lara's like, and then you can do it. I have to harp on Jason all the time because I know I do. But it bothers me. It's like he wants you guys to figure it out. But when they can't figure it out, they come to you. And that's kind of why they come to you. They can't figure it out. It's a constant fight. It's something that's been going on. So just say, fine, you guys are children and obviously cannot handle this. So don't.

deckies you guys take turns to or whoever or your interior has to take turns leave the girl alone you know like make a decision bro yeah i do i would like him to have a little bit of a firmer hand over this situation because it's spiraling and um like i kind of feel like this captain carrie would have done a nice job in this situation even captain sandy well captain sandy would have made it made it so annoying for them that they would have like made it work out because you're like okay what we're gonna do is we're gonna have a sound bath upstairs and we're gonna think about the ways

that we're not just cleaning the crew mess, we're cleaning our personal mess. Okay, hold hands, everyone. Like, okay, never mind. We're all going to do trust falls, okay? Because we need to understand, we're going to trust that that

that that mess is gonna be cleaned, okay? Okay, sorry, I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. - Sorry. - Lara's got a concussion. Okay, so Lara can't do the crew mess. Who's next? Foul, go ahead and foul. - Lara doing a trust fall and flopping on the ground. You know, in ninth grade, I've been saying to you, just not asking, she doesn't catch whoever she asked to do the trust fall. She was like, "Okay, start now." Whoops, sorry, I wasn't close enough. Maya, let's try it again.

in ninth grade, we went on a field trip to like a ropes course thing. And so we like, there was like a trust fault where like, you had to like, there was like a, um, like a, like,

like a lot, like a stump, a tree stump. You stand on the tree stump and then you fall backwards. And then like you have, there was like 12 of us and we all put out our, our arms and we'd fall into the arms. And so we all did it. We all did it. And then finally, like the, the teacher, our teacher who was like our chaperone, like, okay, why don't like, we're like, Mr. Cobra does it now. So Mr. Cobra got up there and he fell back. Yeah.

He just fell right through our arms. Like none of us like, like we all, none of us like, none of us like brace for him. So he fell through. He just fell down onto the ground. This is why you don't do trust falls. And he let out this big fart because he was obviously in pains or the last thing he was leaving was keeping that fart. And I will always remember his face. Like he was like,

He's clenching and he turned red. I felt so bad for Mr. Cobra because like, and the girls started to cry. Cause we all, I think we all were like each one of us kind of like slacked. Cause we thought everyone else could pick up the slack. And then we all slacked. So Mr. Cobra just fell through all of our arms and he just lied there. I mean, he could have been seriously injured. And he's probably traumatized right now. Like you can't trust anybody. He was humiliated in front of a bunch of youths.

That's not fun. I don't believe in trust falls. When I was a kid, I was just too heavy. So everybody would groan if they had me as a partner. They'd be like, oh my God, please, he's going to crush me. So there was that. And then there was just like the whole part of me that's like, do people watch the news? Don't trust people. That's one thing I've learned in this world. Don't trust a couple. Like once you've met people that you can trust, like, you know, you have to trust somebody at some time. But in general, don't trust people. Turn on the news.

Trust fall. Trust get the fuck out of here. Mr. Cobra learned the hard way to stop trusting people, especially as a- Don't be a Mr. Cobra. That must have, I would have been pissed. I'm doing a trust fall and I fall back and I land on the ground with a thud, potentially giving myself a concussion. Oh my God. I just always remember.

So then Alicia and Serena are in the galley and Alicia's like, so, you know when you're quiet and you just think about anything? And she's like, actually, I can't stop thinking. I've got HGHD, don't I? It's just always going, going, going. Hold on.

"Do my armpits smell weird? Is that it? What would you do if you could fly?" And Alicia's like, "Well, but is it weird that I don't really think, I just don't think of anything really in particular, like, Laura and I had a bit of a run in and she's like, 'Are you going to clear down the tables?' and I started thinking there was nothing really in there. But I was trying, but there was nothing there, do you know what I mean?"

Great things to tell your boss. You know what I realise is that I don't think about things. When I get quiet, I just... How do you think about things? I'm like a laptop. A laptop that's gone to sleep. Sure, but wait. You said it with goals of things to think about. Do things just come into your mind and just sort of run around in there? I'm not really sure. Could you show me how to do it? Serena's like...

"If I didn't need you as an ally right now against Laura, I'd follow you on the spot." Well, I don't want to hear that. "Wow, how are you my ally?" So she's like, "God, that girl's a broken record with the goddamn mess hall." So Brie is saying, "Oh, well, this has been really tough on me, this charter." But my mom would say, "Shut the fuck up, you model bitch! I gave up my life for you to walk down a goddamn runway, now you're going on a boat?"

I'm sorry. I gave birth to you in a hostel. I'll leave you in a hostel. Okay? So now it all makes sense. But she's determined to get good at folding undies. So, um...

Now Serena is a work. She's she offers Alicia the chance to go swimming while the guests are going diving to get a little break. And she's like, oh, my God. Yeah, baby, the physical exercise will wake me up. You know, I'll put this stuff away. Then I'll clean the crew mess. And Serena goes, no, you can leave and just go swimming.

Just go swimming. Just do it. Oh, be sure when you go swimming, just make sure you always have Lara inside. Because you know what they say, if you can see her, she can see you. And I want her to see you swimming. Okay, great. Now, I'm sure when Serena said, no, don't worry about it. Just leave it and go swimming. Alicia thought, oh, okay, well, that's nice. Serena's going to wipe down the tables for me or something, right? That's not what Serena does.

Yeah, but also, I think she's thinking, like, she's entitled to have a break, because she doesn't normally get a break. Let her go swimming, because everyone gets to have a break, you know? And I don't think that the crew mess even needed to be cleaned at that moment, did it?

I don't know, but she said she was going to do it. And Serena said, no, don't worry about it. Just go swimming. So... Oh, yeah. She said she's going to clean the crew mess. You're right. Yep. Yeah. So she goes out and goes swimming. And Jason is... Jason tells us how great the Seychelles is, which, I mean, thanks for showing up. That was a random thing to throw in there. So Serena is like... So...

Nate comes in and Serena's like, do I need to have a talk with you about your intentions towards my crew? And he's like, oh, don't worry. I've got the best intentions. I want to impregnate her 20 times before this boat docks and raise a lovely family.

So then she's like, oh, you're in love already. Wow. So Laura's like telling Bree to clean up some stuff. And basically we're seeing everyone on the interior cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. And this is to highlight the fact that

interior is working very hard at the moment and Alicia is gallivanting in this hamster wheel thing and then Adair chimes in she says hey my sister had a mouse one time as a pet and his name was Meatloaf you're Meatloaf run Meatloaf run I died when she said that

Meatloaf! Fried meatloaf! God, we love that cat. We love that rat until it got eaten by a cat. Why'd he do that? Wasn't even a rat. It was a hamster. I said, why are you eating meatloaf? My brother said, well, we did name it meatloaf. I said, well, who feeds cats meatloafs?

Then we took in a raccoon as a pet too, so we named it Ketchup, because you know you can't have meatloaf without a ketchup. So we had meatloaf and ketchup running around the house all the time. Then my dad got rabies. That was fun, but you know, he got his shots. Happened like four times before we finally had to put down ketchup. One time Papa was over for dinner. He asked for ketchup. We sent him the raccoon. He actually ate the raccoon. That was the end of Ketchup. That was the beginning of my dad's fifth rabies, but it was all good in the end.

Pawpaw basically turned into Cujo. Every time he phoned me to the mouth, I took a photo of him. He said, I take a photo of you phoning me to my mouth. And I said, you're crazy. And he said, yeah, I know. I'm literally crazy. I got rabies. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.

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So Lara's radioing for Adair to help with the cabin, and she goes, and also I have to point that everybody is playing in this hamster wheel. All the deck people, like everybody's like partying out there. And Lara's getting perturbed. So she's like, oh God, I mean, she's just sitting on the aft deck chatting about a meatloaf, the ketchup, and what's a pawpaw? And so then she's, they're all cleaning it, et cetera. And then Lara goes down to the galley and

And she's like, "So what's going on?" "Like, I mean, Alicia, she's having like a party in the hamster wheel. What about the guest stuff?"

So she tells Serena, she's like, so does Alicia have time to do the crew mess at the moment or not? Because she's on the hamster wheel. It's like, oh, tell me about it. We're on a hamster wheel too, again with this argument about the crew mess. And Serena's like, she really needs it. By the way, meanwhile, Lara has called Nate in to wipe the tables. How hard is it to wipe a fucking table, Lara? Wipe the table.

If it's bothering you so much, wipe it. Why do you have to pull somebody else in to do it? Wipe the fucking table, man. It's making me crazy. So Serena's like, well, she really needed the break to swim. And Laura's like, why? Everyone needs to do it. I mean, there's stuff to be done here. And Serena's like, I'll just do it. And she goes, no, no, I'll do it. I'll do it. All right. But it's just that there's no time in the day. And now there seems to be loads of time in the day. And no, you won't do it. You already assigned Nate to do it. No.

but also this is like a one-off thing you know like everyone knows in the middle of a charter you never get to have these moments but since everyone's off the boat like you get to have like a little bit of fun like that's that's like a thing and you want to ruin it with like the crew mess you know again assign a decky the deckies the deckies are already wiping down things they're wiping down railings they can wipe down a chair you know a table like elisa actually has to prepare food and help serena and she's allowed to have a break

Yeah, I still think Jason should just tell them who should do the- just do it. Just assign it. It's annoying. So Serena's like, well, I did see her bring everything in from the crew mess, but then I told her to leave. And now Alicia comes in and Laura's like, but it hasn't been vacuumed. It hasn't been mopped. She's not vacuuming and mopping your floor. Now you've already been through this 20 times and now you're just going to pretend these conversations never happened. I'm done with you, lady. You've pushed me over the edge. Okay.

I'm done. You're fired. So Alicia's like, I've done the sides. Pack your goddamn shit up and put me on a Southwest plane home. Lara's like, it's fine. Don't worry. Alicia's like, well, it's clearly not fine. She goes, I'm speaking to Zarina about it, not you. I was like, well, so much for Lara and Strawberry, her sweet little Strawberry. Good luck getting some nice lipstick, Alicia. Good luck with getting your lips colored from here on out.

So now Lara brings out the vacuum and finishes the crew mess. And it might as well be a fucking crucifix on her back. Like, oh, my God. So Lara's like, I'm not fighting. But she did just fight. So whatever. So Serena's like, well, I feel terrible that it seemed at me, Alicia. But you're good. You know, don't worry. You've just been put into the middle of something shitty. Did you enjoy swimming?

So then she's like, by the way, what's going on with Nate? And Alicia's like, well, Nate's saying smoochy. It's like my vagina folded back unto itself. And I'm just doing the mature thing and just not telling myself I'm not into him. I'm just, that's what I'm going to do. Serena's like, all right, that's, it's like ghosting in person. It's like, I don't know what it is with Alicia. That's actually about the smoochy. I think Nate is a very dedicated man and

that wants a wifey and I don't think she realises that her, I think she's realising at her young age, she wants to kiss a lot more frogs. You know, I wish I could kiss more frogs. I mean, frankly, I'm just watching the frogs hop away. Multiple frogs just hopping away. So, you know, take it while you can get it, girl. Yeah.

So then Marina is checking in with Alicia. They're talking about Nick because Nick didn't write anything back. He didn't even say anything about the note that said a smile lit up a room. She's like, it's been a whole day. So if this person's not reciprocating my feelings, I walk away. Clock's ticking. I just felt vulnerable 10 minutes ago and now I'm ready to give it all up. I can't take this anymore. This is just like grandma.

It's just like Ramon the Depression, not getting what she needed. She will walk. She will walk. My heart has oxidized.

So now the guests are arriving upstairs for their tropical dinner, and one of them is wearing a fedora and a puka shell necklace. So they're all kind of like ragging on the necklaces. I mean, I fuck with puka shells. You don't think I got a puka shell necklace? I got a puka shell necklace. I got a necklace made out of raccoon bones. I got all sorts of necklaces, but puka shells are fucking good. Yeah, Adair, we all think you're good with puka shells.

You know what I used to love to do? I used to love putting a puka shell necklace on Ketchup Man. Oh, he'd hate it. He'd always be biting my wrist and stuff and get that foam all over my mouth, but it was worth it just to see those cute little puka shells on that rabid little raccoon.

So Serena's missing bowls, but Marina finds them. And Serena's like, you legend. Goddamn legend. I was testing you. You're a star. You really are a second stewardess. I just need to make sure. And Jason's like, wait, who's second stewardess?

And they're like, oh, Marina got two stripes. He goes, there's been no second stewardess announced. Oh, I did not hear of a second stewardess. I can't believe I've been telling everybody to do things on their own without my input and they didn't come to me for my input. I know. I mean, usually I'd be consulted in a working place. That's weird.

So then Jason sees Lara in the hallway and he goes, well, I just found out you promoted Marina. She goes, yeah. Well, you could have, you would normally come to the captain about that. She goes, no, I told you that in the meeting. It's like, oh, you're going to gaslight the captain. That's not going to end well. Nope.

Also, that meeting is on tape and you did not tell him that because they would have shown the flashback. They would have. Bravo loves a receipt. They would have shown her saying like, oh, I'm going to promote. They had no footage to show. And luckily, they're not petty enough to do the Southern Charm footage not found moment like they did with Craig about JT.

So Jason's like, well, the last conversation we had was if you're going to put her on service or not. And she's like, oh, no, that morning I did say I'm going to make a second stew. And he's like, yeah, I don't recall that. She goes, oh, miscommunication, miscommunication then. And he goes, well, I wouldn't deny the decision, but I would like to discuss it with you. She goes, oh, yes, sorry, I should have made it clearer then. Yeah.

sorry and then she just goes on in more clear words that you would actually understand and she just walks off like what the how did he not push her down the stairs but to be fair when she went to him this is gets back to earlier point when she went to him earlier about the screw mess thing he was just like looking at his phone and seemed like he didn't even want to talk to her so like you know well you're either receptive or not

Yeah, but it's not really you telling him whether you're going to make someone's second stew isn't reliable on his at his current attitude at the time. Like, he might not like you, but he's still your boss. Like, you know, I mean, she's told enough with me.

from the show told she a hundred percent should have told him before, like even before that, that interaction in there. But it is, it's just getting back to your other point about how, like, he's so shocked that people don't, don't feel comfortable coming to having one-on-ones with him. Then when they do, he's like on his phone, like not paying attention. So then Brie is, um, working and Adair is working and, uh, they're all happy because the air conditioning for the first time, the season seems to be working in a bedroom and,

And then they're serving this... So then the stews are down in the kitchen, in the galley, getting ready to bring up plates. And Zarina is like, okay, this one here, this is a coconut red rice red snapper plantain and has that local curried carrot puree. And everyone just... Lara just doesn't do anything. They just ignore her. Lara just wants to speak with her. And so she walks out. She's like, all right then, Zarina special. This is going great. Yeah.

It's wonderful. So Lara, you know, Lara wouldn't be Lara if she's not seeding discord somewhere. So she sees Marina and she's like, you know, I've given you two stripes. So now you have to listen to me complain about people and be on my side. You understand that, right? She's like, all right, try me. Do you ever get the feeling you're not sure if Jason likes you? Marina's like, no. All right, well, he hardly talks to me. I mean, it's almost like awkward.

"Really? Is this how you feel? Alright, give me back the stripes. Just give me back the goddamn stripes. I might as well have put two pink lipsticks on your shoulder. The way you've just betrayed me." Marina's like, "Yeah, I over-sassed Captain Jason to the point where he had to actually lecture me and actually scold me for talking to him the way he did. And he still seems to really like me a lot, so wow, you must have really fucked up."

So the guests are partying and it's like, these guys are having a big party at the nursing home vibes. Wow. Last time I did Limbo, I was in Thailand, but the stick was on fire. This is child's play. Speaking of children, can't wait to have one. God, I hope I can pregnant someone on this boat immediately. I want to name my first daughter Limbo. Can't help it. I'm influenced. My second will be Purgatory.

And, I don't know, I'll have to come up with names for third and fourth. Ketchup. Ketchup in honor of ketchup. Poor raccoon. All right. She's convincing. I'm naming my third child Ketchup in honor of a dead rabbit raccoon that was eaten by Adair's father, who then got rid of it as well.

Nick sees Marina and he's like, beam me up. Beam me up to Marina. Oh, here I am. Oh, what was your day? And she's like, oh, I love doing service. I love the craziness. I love being vulnerable and I love everything. It's nice that we're finally seeing each other. It feels like forever.

And then he's like, he shows her like he has the note. He's like, so I saw this and she's like, oh, stop it. And then she realizes he did care about the note. She's like, I was so mad at you last night. God, my feelings were oxidizing over turning green with anger like Elphaba in movie about wicked feelings.

"I was so mad with you tonight because you didn't say anything about the note. I felt so silly. Stop looking at me like that." And he's like, "Oh, is it because you showed a bit of vulnerability?" But he did keep the note in his phone case, which was cute. So isn't that cute? We all show our affection in different ways. I think saving a note in your phone case is very romantic. It is.

So, it's the morning and Zarina says, good morning. She's like, good morning, Laura. And Laura just ignores her and she goes, nope. She's still going to be a real bitch today. Yep.

So then Harry's talking to Lara and he's like, oh, it was drop office today. Are you happy? You want to gossip about someone? And she's like, oh, there's nothing better. And then only one more. Oh, then you're going to go travel with your new girlfriend. You're going to take her to a luxury hotel. Maybe not luxury. An average hotel. Holiday Inn Express. I was kind of thinking about a box on the sidewalk with her. Yeah.

She's like, well, wifey then, have you had the exclusivity chat? And he's like, no. I mean, well, I think that's assumed, don't you? She's like, you don't assume anything. That makes an ass out of you and Serena. So you need to have the chat if you're going to be exclusive, Harry. All right, have the chat.

And so he agrees that he'll have the chat soon. And he's like, Laura, guess what Laura just told me? To have the chat with Brie. It's like, Harry, you're gossiping to the person who gave you the thing. You have to be in a separate room with someone else, at least. So then Laura goes up to Brie and she's like, so, because they're like cleaning, they're like doing beds. She's like, what about Harry, Harry? And Brie's like, I mean, he's like amazing, but like, I don't know. I just think that he's,

He's got relationship potential for someone. I'm excited to travel with him. I just don't want to stay in a hostel. I'm kind of getting the ick. Yeah, Laura's like, well, I sensed a butt, but is there no butt? And she's like, well, I mean, he doesn't really have a butt. And that's kind of the point. But I got to the point where I'm just so happy on my own, which is why the first half of the season I spent saying, why isn't Harry talking about the kiss with me? Yeah.

You know how it is. You know, when you leave for a season of yachting, you sort of forget your old life. And then as the season winds down, you start to remember, wait a second, I'm super hot. I could probably do better than this. So she doesn't know if she's emotionally ready to invest in someone yet, which just basically means...

Harry's friends. Harry was just kind of friend zoned. Cause the hostels owned. Okay. I guarantee the moment he said hostile, she had, she had a very clear vision of what their life on land would be like. And she said, Nope, not for me whatsoever. I'm not saying that she needs to be in a luxury hotel, but she's like, I'm not backpacking and staying in hostels. Okay. I will take an airplane and

And I will check in to a Marriott, but not a hustle. Yeah. And I think the whole season she's been asking Harry for like some energy and some chemistry and some fun and some sexiness and some spiciness. And every day she just gets a, how are you? Me too. Kissy kissy. And that's it. And so I think she just needs a little bit more. Harry, Harry's, Harry doesn't have it, you know? And I think that she sees that Harry's cheap.

She's like, oh, you're cheap. This is our life is going to be going into restaurants and seeing what the special is and like what's half off and like where the travel deals are. And she's like, I don't want to do that. I know this isn't for me. Yeah. All right. So the guests say bye. They leave their tip.

And now it's time for tip meeting. Charter 8, well, congratulations. We're nearly there. We did well. Big compliments to Marina. God damn it, I just found out you are second stewardess. So congratulations to you. And congratulations on me for being last. The last person to hear this. One. Yeah. One somethings.

Well, it's time for me to give out the helmet. So I just fished this out of an algae filled tank. And Lara, I'd like you to put this fish water infused helmet on your head because you are going to get it. Thank you. And of course, she does that thing where she sort of like looks down at her knees and she takes it way too seriously.

And she's like, "It's super embarrassing because, you know, I feel beaten down with the whole Serena thing and I don't really know why I stand with my captain. It just feels like a lot right now. It's just all coming at the wrong time." Oh, wah, wah, wah, wah. And so Serena's like, "Oh, Laura, congratulations. You're going to look incredible in the helmet." She's like, "Yes." Love the subtlety. So Serena tells Alicia that she's very impressed with her, this charter, and they did great teamwork.

And then Lara starts to spiral. She's like, oh, God, this is actually insane. He doesn't like me, Bree. I swear to God, he just doesn't like me. I just feel like he doesn't like me. And he doesn't want to give me any credit. And that's fine. I dressed as a bunny episode, last episode. A bunny. Where's my sexy bunny helmet? Where's that? Oh, God. I don't know. I don't even know why it's upsetting me so much. I can't manipulate this man.

And, like, it's like, do you not remember your role in this relationship about how you've stormed out of several, like, encounters with him? Like, he wants to have that communication. And the truth is, like, her department's killing it. Like, she has a very functional and proficient department, so she should be getting all the flowers. But she's kind of, like, ruining it for herself.

Yes. So Brie's like, Laura, Laura, you're doing an amazing job. Who triggered you? How did this happen? She's like, well, he never tells me. You smashed it tonight. Nothing like that. And Brie's like, no one sees your hard work. They don't see. All they see are blue plates. They don't see the white plates that could have been. You poor thing.

you know what i've tried to do so many things to get his approval i'll say like you look amazing in this whole thing with zarina you're like you're gonna look great in that and like don't talk to me serena i'm just like miserable to my call right now to the point where i want to leave i mean i don't like disappointing people i don't want to disappoint anyone oh no by the way could you go clean up that crew mess someone do that please please get the off the toilet because i'm not doing that please uh laura bye just go

whatever you fucking big baby. I can't with her. Fun episode though. How many episodes are left of this? I'm going to say two or so because it sounds like they got one more charter. So there'll probably be two episodes, like people coming on, cliffhanger, and then people leaving and goodbyes. So I'm going to predict two episodes left of the show. Okay. Well, let's see if you're correct. I guess time will tell, eh?

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