#2869 RHOA S16E13 Part Two: I’d Catch a Grenada For You
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

So then, this lady Petra, who's like the head of Grenada tourism comes out and she's like, "Welcome to Grenada." But they didn't like her, which was sad. So she's just like, "Welcome to Grenada." She's speaking through like a margarita glass. Like, "Welcome to Grenada." Sorry, low-bitch. Low-bitch, guys. She's like, "Sorry, I can't project any further. I'm preserving my voice. Do we have any turmeric, ginger turmeric tea here for the tourism board president?" -No. - Right.

So one van is Portia, Brit, Shamia and Kelly, and they're having fun and taking a shot and giggling. And Kelly's like, "Oh, Phaedra, I love it. Somebody's fun size here. I love it. This is gonna be the best girl's trip ever. Reset, renew, re-sparkle." And then we go to the other van and it's Drew, Angela, Cynthia and Phaedra and no one's speaking. And Angela's just looking out the window stiffly like, "$2.7 million in debt. 2.7."

She's like, "Maybe I should just stay here and just forget about my debt." Cynthia Bailey, who is now seemingly on every single Bravo show, she's everywhere because she was on Love Hotel later in the evening. She also, I saw pictures of her at WeHo Pride yesterday because Meredith Marks did a DJ set over the weekend at WeHo Pride. Love it. I was at Pride, but God, it's so hot outside and

Honestly, the floats didn't make very much effort this year. It was just mostly people from banks walking in straight lines. And I was like, "Where's the creativity, gay people? Okay, we've taken it too easy at this point." The Gay Pride Parade, like the people themselves were floats. Like everybody would dress so crazy and get so creative. And yesterday it was just like a lot of bad t-shirts marching. I was like, "What is this, a food court? Like what are people even doing here?"

But I ended up stopping. We walked all the way from Michael's house, but then we ended up stopping at Barney's Beanery and ended up just staying there the whole day, which is probably the least gay thing that we could have done. So I didn't even make it down to see like Paris Hilton and Meredith Marks. Meredith Marks. I love all of them. I regret it now.

Yeah, well, don't regret it, because I'm sure Meredith Marks will have more DJ gigs coming up, because she's going to be playing Coachella soon. Just give her a bath, I'm going to put it on the sink, and she and her toddler can rip it up.

I saw clips of her and I really like that Meredith Marks is not pretending to be a real DJ. She's not moving levels up and down and wiggy wigging or whatever. She's got her arm in the air and she's just like, "Yeah, it's music playing right now." That's why they went, "Hey, listen, I learned how to rhyme bath with bath."

I'm really sad I was not there for it. I landed last night at six, so I missed Pride. To be fair, I didn't realize that Pride was yesterday until I saw all the pictures, and I was like, oh, well, yeah, Damon. I didn't know there was bad publicity for Pride this year. I didn't know. But sometimes I feel like...

you know i feel like bravo is home to so many gay icons like so many of the real housewives but i feel like in weho they really only care about drag race which is great drag race is wonderful but like there's more in the reality tv world of that there's there's more to like reality gay reality tv icons than drag race so the fact that someone said you know what

"Let's have Meredith Marks do a DJ set at Pride." Whoever did that was so fucking brilliant. That is just the smartest thing you could ever do. First of all, I love that Bravo was being represented at Pride, but also who had that out-of-the-box idea of like, "Let's get Meredith Marks and let's have her DJ a set between Lizzo and Paris Hilton." - Yeah, she's all over now. She's doing it all over now, yeah. - It's great. - Go girl. You go girl. - Yeah, you go girl. So back to these ladies. So they show up on stage.

- Well, Phaedra asked them like who's beefing basically. - Phaedra's like, "So who's beefing? Where's the beef? Just tell me what's going on." And so Drew's like, "Well," and they're like, "Well, Drew." Angela says, "Drew has beef with everybody." And Drew's like, "Well, I mean, I wouldn't say everybody. I mean, I'm really getting along very well with Ginger and Turmeric."

Those are good. Phaedra's like, "I don't know a lot about Drew. She's a child actress or some kind of actress. She's been in a lot of black movies. That's all I really know. All I know is she was not on The Traitors and did not light up all of pop culture for one fabulous winter in 2024, but that's fine." I don't think she's done any Doritos commercials. I know.

- She goes, "What was she on, Soul Train?" - The patron just comes back swinging at everything. - Oh, she doesn't have a lot of time. I mean, I feel like there's only gonna be like three episodes left. I was actually surprised that they brought her back as a full-on housewife with a tagline and everything. I thought she was just gonna be a friend of for the final few episodes.

No, I think they're treading water a little bit. I think the season started out so well, and now it's getting like, it's like lowest ratings ever, lowest ratings ever the next week, lowest ratings ever. So I think they're just like, help, whatever we can do. Yeah.

Well, because, you know, I always say this. My theory is always that if they ever have to, like, lose someone mid-season or they lose someone right at the top of the season, it messes up everything. Like, the chemistry, because they plan a whole... I believe that they carefully plan and calibrate a season around who they have and they figure out what the beats are that they want and, like, how they want to sort of, like, engineer everything to go. I mean, they don't ever know completely how it's going to go, but I think that that's what they do. And then whenever they have to, like,

They lose a piece, they have to scramble. It always comes off as kind of uneven. And I feel like what we saw was the... I still really like the season, but the first part of the season before Kenya left was really, really, really strong. And now since she's left, to me, it's still been entertaining and fun, but it has definitely not been as tight as it was at the top.

- Well, they're still fighting over portions or it's still the same thing going on. Yeah, they definitely needed a kick in the pants. So reset, renew, rebirth ladies. So Grenada chapter one reset.

and they go to where they're staying and there's like people performing outside and- - Yeah, stilts. - On stilts. - Yeah, a lot of like body oil and glitter. So it was a whole big thing. It was fun. It was exciting. And they're all enjoying all these men dancing around, et cetera. And then now they like go into the house

And they're going to be playing a game before they move into their rooms, of course, because Real Housewives. Yeah. So who's going to share rooms together? Dun, dun, dun. So I want you guys to be sharing rooms with people you normally wouldn't share rooms with. So we're going to play a game.

Yeah. So then we see that like Kelly and Shamia, they're going to be rooming together and we see their villas and it's really nice. And or actually, I'm sorry, I got I got messed up in the order here. First, they sit down and they're going to they find out who they're rooming with and then they're going to be taking shots and the shots have numbers under them and the numbers are going to correspond to the rooms that they're going to stay in. Yeah. Yeah.

So, Brittany is gonna stay with Phaedra Parks. She's like, "I'm so excited, I'm gonna stay with Miss Phaedra Parks." Oh, just you wait. 'Cause I have a feeling Phaedra's gonna rip a new one on this check. And she's like, "Oh, I love a stranger in Britt Eady. She looks like a party."

And Shamia is like, Angela, who do you think you're rooming with? And Angela's like, Portia. And that's exactly right. They're going to have a room together. And Angela says, I have no problem sharing a room with Portia because Charles is home safe at home. So why not? Let's have a ball. And Drew and Cynthia are going to stay together. And who else? Shamia is Shamia gets her own room, I guess. No, Shamia and, um,

Whoever who's the other host of the party Kelly Kelly there they're together because they're the hosts so Cynthia and to see who's gonna get the better bedroom in their suite and one has two beds that are small and one has a king-size bed So drew wins the arm wrestle, but then she decides to give it to Cynthia to be nice. I

Yeah, but that's also the only person that likes her. So yeah, keep that going. Exactly. This goes on for a long time. It's a long time of them choosing rooms like it's shockingly long. So then they've got they've got 30 minutes to get changed. They're going to go out to dinner, etc. So that's that's the plan. And then they're talking to like the chef and everything about like the chicken and pepper sauce and all this stuff.

And Kelly is saying how Portia's looking for a man. So, I guess she's-- - Yeah, with the chef scene. And then Shamia and Kelly are talking about Portia. And Shamia's like, "I mean, I just don't understand Portia. I mean, I just don't understand Drew's thing, you know? I mean, she comes out here, she tags me on Instagram saying, 'Be careful of people that create imaginary beef.'" Like, I just--

I just don't get it. Why would she at me? I'm so confused. I mean, do you want me to be mad? Do you want me to be happy? Like, are we friends? Do you not remember going on the radio last week and excoriating her? Like, what the hell? Like, Shamia's always so innocent. She's like, I just don't... What?

Why would she do that? And Shmiya's like, "Yeah, I mean, Drew Nokio. That's her name. Drew Nokio." And Kelly's like, "Well, maybe you guys can talk about it, though." She's like, "What?" She's like, "What are we fitting to talk about?" She's like, "You know, just kind of like release it. Release it out into Grenada." We'll do it at the same time we drop, you know, Cracker Jacks at the poor people on the freeway.

Then Drew and Cynthia are talking about how hard it is

to be divorced. And well, first they talk about who's a Taurus? Drew's a Taurus. And she's like, "You know what? "Tauruses are very, very loyal." And Cynthia's like, "Oh yes, well my friend Amsterdam is a Taurus." So Drew keeps trying to talk about how hard it is to be with Ralph and Cynthia keeps trying to turn it into, "I'm dating a hot young man. "And I understand the pain you're going through.

which has everything to do with me dating a hot man. I'm not really sure how it's correlating, but it's really funny that Cynthia's just trying to get it in there. I was waiting for Drew to admit that when every time she mentioned the word "Taurus," she was actually referring to her real car that she drives when she's not filming the show. I'm a Taurus. I'm a total Taurus.

And she's like, yeah, well, they are loyal because Amsterdam's loyal. And Drew's like, very passionate. We're very passionate people. She goes, oh, so passionate. He's so affectionate. He loves holding my hands. And so Cynthia's like, I'm ready to introduce my young hot man to the world. Yeah, she says, I'm not keeping Amsterdam's identity secret. I just, I'm just not sharing.

I'm like, "Yes." 'Cause I can sense that all of America is dying to find out who Cynthia's latest disaster of a love interest is going to be. Yeah. And I love that she's like, "I'm not announcing it. You're on television and you said his name 15 times in five minutes." And you're like, "I'm not keeping his identity secret." But yet his face is totally blurred out. Yeah. She's like, "He's very tall. Has long dreads. Great kisser. Wonderful lover. He has his own coffee brand.

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So now Drew's like, "Oh gosh." And then, you know, now Fade- I mean, now Portia and Shamia went to film with Ralph. And that's just tit for tat. Like, "What's it to be spiteful? What was it spiteful? There's no reason for you to film together." She's like, "Well, Portia likes to lick back." Yeah. So Drew's like, "I mean, our conversation, I mean, it only lasted 15 minutes.

And I'm just lucky it was that short because they didn't have any ginger turmeric tea. I would have lost my voice for the next three weeks had it gone any longer than that. Yeah. So, you know, now everyone's getting ready for nighttime. Shamia FaceTimes Gerald and she still doesn't have her luggage. And he's like, you do have your Bible, right? Please say you have your Bible.

She's like, "Thankfully, I decided to bring my Weber grill as carry-on so I can still cook under some underpasses." I brought my Bible flat top so I can actually read and plug it in and cook a burger on it. So we're gonna be fine.

So then Britt is like, "Oh my God, there's a naked man across the way." They're very excited because there's a man standing in a window across the way, fully naked. So they're all like rushing out to the balcony to see if they can see him. And I feel like they didn't, I feel like they just quite, they missed him, I think. I don't know. Yeah, they missed him. That's exciting for them. And now they all gather for, they all gather for together and they're, of course, they're complimenting each other.

Everyone's clothing, et cetera, and Kelly's using tongs to grab glasses from the top shelf, which is very novel. Although I feel like dangerous. I feel like it's really just one slip away from a glass disaster on the camera top. - Yeah, metal on glass. - Scary. That was scary. - Yeah. That was a little scary. Yeah. - So then Phaedra's like, "Oh, well, let me know when I can come fuck with the body." Why does she say that?

I forget why she said it, but they start talking about her funeral business. Yeah. And then Cynthia's nipple pops out and they're like, "Oh." And Cynthia's like, "My nipple is no stranger to Phaedra." And then they show a flashback to 2017 where she flashes Phaedra. It's basically like they're clearly stretching the content to get to the end of the episode. You know, they're like, "Okay, we're just gonna try to fill out our episode order right now. We're just throwing in flashbacks and moments that no one remembered or cared about."

we're gonna throw some funny graphics get this audience on fire talking about embalming dead people let's do it so phaedra's like um yeah you know that guy taught me how to embalm and she was like i want to know how to do that you know i want to see how they do that can i come with you and she goes it's a lot of blood and brains

And then we have a flashback to 2012 when she was doing, I can't believe it's actually already been 13 years since Phaedra went into the funeral business. It feels like it was yesterday that this, this, uh, storyline happened. Um,

But hey, you know what they're still going that going for it I mean, I thought it was like a one season fixed storyline, but they Actively Phaedrus kept this business for all these years and it's the weird Yeah, when we've ever had on any of these shows and that it's still going and I like yeah first season She's like well people don't like that. I have a funeral business, but you've always got customers People just keep on dying

So Kelly asks if the bodies move and Phaedra goes, "Well, when anybody dies, they're gonna have a last breath and a last poop." And she's like, "Has there ever been a hard dick?" And they're like, "Ahhh!" So meanwhile, the other car, they're all talking about this in the car and then in the other car, it's like Portia yawning and they're more like... - They hate each other. That car is making no effort. So then we go back to more funeral talk.

And they're like, please tell me that you've seen a dead person with a boner. Please. No, I haven't seen a boner on anybody dead. So they they arrive at the table. Angela announces that this is her eight year wedding anniversary with Charles, but she's here instead. And I'm sure Charles literally does not even care. He's still he's still cooking up.

like 30,000 corns on the cob. He's like, well, it's my wedding anniversary. So I decided to make more cob than more corn than usual. And they, they start to order and everything. And Portia's like, Portia's saying, wow, she's on a trip with a crew of divorcees and she's celebrating her wedding anniversary. Girl, this ain't it.

And they're like, "Well, what about the dingaling guy across the way?" And Phaedra's like, "Well, I wanted to see his dingaling, but I didn't see it." And Portia's like, "Well, maybe he's a masseuse, and that's why he's naked." What kind of masseuse do you have? Wait, why did that happen? Why would that-- I mean, if you see a naked person, I wouldn't automatically assume that they're a masseuse. Also, masseuses for a woman.

So then Kelly's like, "Well, I wonder if he has happy endings." And then they start talking about never having happy endings, which made me immediately think about Vicky on Real Housewives of Orange County talking about how if you like move your toe into your kneecap, it's a signal to masseurs that they're supposed to give the lady a happy ending. Or at least it is in Vicky's world. I don't know if that's actually a confirmed signal, but it's what Vicky does. I just can't imagine the poor person that has to give Vicky a happy ending.

that is terrifying do you remember when she was selling her clothes on Poshmark and people were posting the reviews on Reddit and people would be like this showed up wrinkled and smelled like BO like Vicky wouldn't even wash her clothes she would just wear them once throw them into a box and ship them out on the posh no I don't I'm not happy ending that person but out on the posh um so then they're joking about like Kelly getting happy endings and everything

And Phaedra's like, "I don't know where Kelly's getting these massages, but it sounds like it might be on a dark alley downtown on a back street with a little man with shades on." I was like, "Wow, you're really getting specific about this." - I know. - "Who likes Wordle and the occasional bugle?" - And the occasional bugle. - "The chip, not the horn." - "But the chip, too. And the horn. Eats bugles to bugles and gives massages. Listens to AM radio, but isn't political.

"Watch the first three seasons of Homeland, but then gave up. Couldn't deal with the theme music anymore." "Smells like lavender, but only uses truck stop soap." "Loves a thousand grand bars." He's the one. "A thousand grand bars."

Okay, so now they do a cheers and everything. And so Kelly tries to start some shit. She's like, "I'm so happy to hear that Drew, you know, Drew's willing to put things aside with Shamia. So maybe we should do that." And so Kelly's like, "Whatever the situation is, I think you're both bigger and better than that. And I'm wearing a fishnet see-through dress with nipple covers."

because it's my peace outfit this is my piece yeah so Drew's like sorry preserving my voice for some singing gig I'm gonna have at some point in my life okay honestly yeah like if you do have an issue with me I would like to clear the air so Shamia says well I did I did attempt to clear the air at Britt's event and you stood 10 toes down and called me a lap dog then you posted that we had this imaginary beef and if you call me a laptop girl we have a beef it is a real beef

So Drew's like, well, do you remember that you took back information that was incorrect? And that is why I called you a lapdog. Shmiya goes, well, a lapdog wouldn't have invited you to my session, would she have? Oh, Lord. So, A, you have been a lapdog sometimes. I'm sorry. The internet agrees. Okay. The jury's in.

Okay, and second drew you did say exactly what she told Portia that you said you said it and they even show a clip of her being like well Whatever, you know this all of these songs that we're recording could pay for PJ's college one day and then that's what she repeated So you did say it so stop saying she's taking information. That's incorrect. So this fight means dirt this fight is too boring and

So Shamia's like, "Look, what y'all say behind each other's back, you're damn right, I'm gonna run it back because I don't like fake friendships, okay? I'm not a lapdog. I only run information back to my friend 'cause she tells me I have to, okay? And look, I'm not messing with you, okay? But then I'm also, I'm gonna go talk about it on social media, okay? Run and tell me that, okay? 'Cause I'm right here. I'm right here."

so now drew's like okay well a hit dog gonna holler and she's like and now you're calling me a dog now you're calling me a dog hit dog gonna holler is a saying and how come you didn't get mad about the dog portion of it just a minute ago it was just lap dog it didn't really change that much because the lap dog was not being abused the lap was better than the hit dog i guess the lap dog got hit

So she's like, "Oh, okay. Well, you're gonna call me a dog. She can kiss my ass." And Drew's like, "The energy is so turned up." And Phaedra goes, "Well, you didn't really mean to call her a dog." So then Drew goes, "Well, she was at the table barking." I'm like, "Okay, so you actually are calling your dog that one." - Yeah, now you did it. - Now you went from metaphor to insult. - You had us on your side when you kept it metaphorical. Okay. So Portia's like,

Yeah, well, Shamia can be crazy." And then we flash back to the country club where Shamia was literally barking at Drew. So Shamia goes, "Yes, I did bark, but can you be honest about stuff? 'Cause it's called accountability." It's like, "Yes, I may bark, but you can't be accountable." Which is kind of a funny sentence. And Kelly's like, "Drew, you can't say anything when the bitch bites now you--"

You can't say nothing when that bitch bites. Now you bitch. You now bitch. Am I saying this correctly?

So Drew goes, "I was simply saying that the music is a blessing because this is a way that he feels he can help take care of his daughter. And the more you make me defend this point is the fewer notes I'll be able to hit because I have not been able to spot a single ginger turmeric tea on this island." Yeah. And so Portia's like, "Well, I think why she meals mad is because she's being called a lapdog and she deserves an apology for that."

And so, you know, which, duh. But Drew's like, what? What? What?

What did I do?" And Angela's like, "Yeah, but we do take offense also if we're having an intimate conversation with you that you run and tattle-tale." Which is funny coming from Angela, 'cause that's literally what Angela does too. There was one episode where she went from like three different groups and told them, like she was the true bone carrier in that episode. All from her rental, all from her low investment properties. She wouldn't let anybody shoot on her regular property.

So then Phaedra goes, "Let's be very clear. Did you really--" Which is a very Karen Huger thing to say. "Let me be very clear." She goes, "Did you really think you were having an intimate conversation with Shamia about her best friend?" And Portia's like, "And that's what I'm trying to get at, see?" And Brangil goes, "Portia, nobody is prying into your friendship. These are just grievances that she holds towards you that she relayed to us." So Shamia's like, "Well, then tell me the grievances that I relayed to you."

Yeah, and which we've already done for weeks. You know what I mean? And you said them all. So move on. So Portia's like, "Well, you know, I just thought-- We made up already. So I just found it odd that everyone was asking her questions about her friendship and not asking me." But they did. I think they did ask you. Yeah, Kelly tries to be messy here. She goes, "Well, do you feel like you've been a good friend to Shamia?" And Portia's like, "I already had the conversation. It's over. We moved on." She's like, "No, we're not gonna do this."

So Kelly's like, but you said for everyone to ask you, so I'm asking you. It is kind of funny because Portia's like, if you have a question about me and me and Shamia's relationship, ask me. Okay, I've got a question. Uh-uh. We already talked about it. Sorry. How dare you ask me? Well, how dare you? So Portia. But Shamia loves that Portia has stood up to the ladies and said, no, I will not discuss my relationship with Shamia. That's all Shamia wanted. And, you know,

decent under the freeway power outlet. So she didn't have to carry around tiny gas canisters. - And you know, maybe some fresh clothing. So Kelly's like, she's like, "Porsche, at the end of the day, that's your friendship and you get nothing for nothing."

You said y'all move past it, and since you are the star of the show, I will move past it, because I understand. I understand the hierarchy here. We should all be able to move past it, too. Now, Drew, if we can move past it, then let's move past it as a group. So, Drew, I feel like you have an issue with everyone at the table except for Cynthia. And Drew's like, what?

It's like, "No, everyone's having an issue with you, Drew." And she's like, "Portia, I don't have an issue with Portia. Portia has an issue with me." And Portia's like, "Uh-uh. It takes energy to have an issue, and I don't have an issue." And Drew's like, "Uh-huh. I mean, I'm coming in peace. I'm coming in peace. I just don't want to argue. It's just so taxing on my cords." And she's like, "Well, okay, I didn't use the best words in the beginning. You want to have this conversation again? Can somebody bring her some black tea?" "No, ginger and turmeric, please!"

So they have this conversation of fucking again, I cannot take any more of this. I'm fast forwarding. So then they try to make up. And basically Drew's like, well, thank you for kind of apologizing. I just want to acknowledge because I never heard you take any responsibility. So thank you. Thank you for saying you didn't handle it in the best way. Okay.

Yeah, they kind of get to an uneasy truce where they're like, yeah, okay. And, you know, they sort of apologize for it's like a little tense for a moment, but then it kind of eases up. And Portia's like, yeah, she's like, I just didn't like the way that you move. But you know what? I don't want to. I'm literally done with this conversation. And Drew's like, okay, so it was misunderstanding. And I just want to say thank you. Thank you for saying that because I haven't heard you say that yet.

- Yeah, and then it gets serious again, 'cause Portia's like, "Well, I mean, I don't have expectations on a friendship with you. And I was telling you that day when you brought up that I'm dating bleep and all these other things." And Drew's like, "But you brought up that I was dating black." And she's like, "No, but you said I was dating bleep." "No, but you said I was dating black." So it becomes that again.

And Portia's like, "I'm just saying, if you're dating a guy named Black, why did you let it go so far? Just say, 'No, I'm not with Dennis, I'm with Black.'" She's like, "I'm not with Black!" - I know, that was such warped logic too. Like, why didn't you shut down the rumors if you were rumored to be dating another person instead? It's like, but if she's not dating either of them, it doesn't make sense, Portia. So finally Portia says, "Okay, well he lied. I hear you." - It's like, "Thank you."

Dennis is the one who caused all these issues in the first place. So everyone's like, oh, thank God. So now Britt has decided that she wants to make this her moment. She goes, can I speak? I would like to pilot a feud with Phaedra Parks, please. Okay. I have the talking crystal right now. Okay, could you shove it up your fucking nose and clear some blockages? Maybe the rose quartz will help. You're making me crazy, lady.

So, since we're all here speaking on things that we feel may be inappropriate with ex-husbands or baby daddies, I just want to personally say to you, Fader Parks, at my event, Apollo and his wife were invited. Oh my god, my phone is going off. Hold on one second. Excuse me, spam. I just want to apologize. Okay, scam likely has the talking crystal. Alright, give it back.

Okay, I want to apologize to the audience first and foremost, as we're talking about this, that my phone went off. But also, I was a faggot. Apollo wasn't my party. He was not fed, so don't worry. And I did not realize, but if you want to be mad at him and start a fight that we can have through the rest of the season, I'm totally okay with that. There was no malicious intent, and if it makes you feel better, I gave Shireen an extra large...

bare naked, 'cause that's what I do to bitches I hate." And I'm just like, "Wait a minute." So, Phaedra's like, "Uh-uh. I just got out of Marriage Medicine where they tried to pull these shenanigans. I am not gonna cater to them again." So she's like, "I'm not sure why Brit is bringing up Apollo. I mean, that's not my husband. He's married to someone else. I could care less." Yeah. And so she's like, "I don't care." So then, Kelly takes back the talking crystal.

And everybody's just like, "Shut up, Brit." -You know? - It was so obvious. Shamil's like, "Read the room, for Christ's sake." Like, you know, no one's even talking about that anymore. What we are talking about is that we all left your party hungry.

Yeah, precisely. So they all raise much toast. And Kelly does the whole thing of like, I love that we're able to recognize how it makes us feel as women, this conversation. It makes us feel as women, as moms, as wives, as ex-wives, as people who make waffles. And I'm just happy that we could at least...

set our boundaries, set the tone, and move forward. Because guess what? We leave that shit at this motherfucking table. Until tomorrow when we all bring it up again for the rest of the season. Until we talk about Drew filming with Dennis again tomorrow. Okay? And the next day, and the next day.

That was a fun one. It's so good to have you back. Oh, thanks for having me back. And thanks to Kempire who filled in while I was gone. And thanks to everyone who is here listening right now. And thank you to that caller. Thank you to that spam person who called in the middle of that. That was fun. So that's it. So go to our website, watchwhatcrappens.com. Get your tickets to our shows in Seattle and LA. We better see you there. Okay. We better see you there.

And we'll catch you on the next episode. Bye, everyone. Bye.

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