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#2876 FREE BONUS EP: Love Island USA S7E01: A New Season Enters the Villa

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Ben: 我很高兴能回来讨论全新一季的《爱之岛》。我希望《爱之岛》能变成一部音乐剧,因为我觉得这个节目本身就像一部音乐剧。我们知道人们不喜欢我们取笑这些年轻人,但我们不在乎。我喜欢《爱之岛》的性自由,但同时我也对他们的教育水平感到震惊。我觉得《爱之岛》对绅士的定义很模糊。很多人都说自己以家庭为导向,我觉得他们只是想说自己还和父母住在一起。我觉得Ulyssa有点令人不安,因为她16岁就和一个大她九岁的男人在一起,这让我感到不安。我不认为Ulyssa偷走Ace有什么问题,因为这就是节目的目的。我准备不喜欢Huda,尽管她是我的中东女王。Huda太想暗示自己有秘密了。 Ronnie: 我也觉得把《爱之岛》变成音乐剧是个好主意,也许下一季会采用这种形式。我正式入坑《爱之岛》了,因为看完后我立刻去Twitter上看八卦。当那个女孩亲吻所有人的时候,配上音乐,感觉非常性感。Shelly好像住在很多地方,一会儿说住在皇后区,一会儿说来自奥兰多。我觉得Shelly可能会成为本季的英雄之一。Shelly和Olandria是第一批出场的人,我希望我们能支持Shelly。Olandria是我最喜欢的,她很搞笑。Shelly偷了Alandria的台词。Austin像个行走的木板,没有个性。Austin的声音很烦人,但他很想生孩子。通常帅哥只想玩玩,但Austin想安定下来,这很不错。Ace非常可爱,但我很期待他糟糕的性格。Ace非常清楚自己有多可爱,而且总是想勾引所有人。Ace的纹身太多了,而且他背上纹了自己的名字,这让他看起来很没有安全感。Ace会惹麻烦。Ulyssa看起来比实际年龄要成熟。Ulyssa因为在社交媒体上说了N-word而受到批评。我不希望有人泄露Ulyssa的视频,但我很期待节目的drama。16岁就为别人做饭和打扫卫生是很年轻的。我觉得Huda把陌生人拉入自己的秘密,这是一种操纵。我觉得Huda很会操纵别人,这可能会让节目更有趣,但我现在对她很犹豫。

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The hosts discuss the premiere episode of Love Island USA season 7, focusing on the initial couplings and first impressions of the new Islanders. They highlight the personalities of Shelly, Alondria, and the men they couple up with, noting early dynamics and potential conflicts.
  • First impressions of new Islanders
  • Initial couplings
  • Shelly's choices
  • Alondria's humor and interactions

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Oh, hi. Guess what? It's Love Island time. It's Ben and Ronnie. How's it going? We're back. We're back to discuss a whole brand new, fresh season of Love Island here on Patreon. So if you're listening to this, thanks for- Two hot new bombshells have just entered the Vela.

Yeah, we just walked in. We are so excited. If you're listening, thanks for supporting us on Patreon. A whole new feature film length premiere episode dropped last night. Girls, longer than fucking Andor, two seasons.

It was long. Let me tell you something. By the time we're done talking about this first episode, that opening musical number will still be going on. I love that opening musical number, by the way. I love it. I love any musical. And this is this whole thing is a musical. They need to just make the whole thing a musical. Like all the songs they do are a musical anyway. They do like cabaret versions of pop songs and stuff through the whole thing. They should just have the cast sing them.

That's actually a really wonderful idea. Like if they just broke into songs. Well, you know, maybe next season that'll be the twist that they have to sing their feelings. I wouldn't mind that personally. I wouldn't either. They can all dance. You know, half of them can sing. I mean, they're so good. It's like cast like high school musical.

It's good. It really is. Yeah. I, I am like officially hooked and I, I know I'm officially hooked because when the episode was over, I immediately went to Twitter and I was like, what are people saying? And I was like reading all the goss and I was like, that's a good sign. That means I'm into it. I feel like this is a very fun first episode. I mean, it felt like three episodes. They basically jammed a week of content into one premiere episode. It really went on for so long. I feel like I was watching it all night, but I enjoyed it. It was three full episodes of this show. Yeah.

And I'm still not really sure how the format of the show works, even though I watched all of last season. But I don't really understand, like, what's supposed to happen next. So I just kind of sat there and enjoyed it. And I have to say, I mean, I loved the musical. I loved all the dramatic music, like how they take Ne-Yo's closer. I loved that. That was so good. Oh, my God. That was so sexy. I played it on the piano after. And it's just, like, so Broadway, you know. It's like, closer. And I just can't.

It was so good. And that girl was kissing all of them and that music was playing. I was like, I was like, why is this so sexy right now? They did it perfectly. It was great.

So what we're going to do, our aura around this, is that we're just going to talk about last night's episode. And so obviously it was a big one. So why don't we just go through all these people that came into the villa and talk about our feelings about them. Well, first of all, I have to say I'm very aware that I'm talking about children.

And I know that people don't love, you know, as the years start ticking on here, we start getting more comments like, how dare you? You're making your 45-year-old man make 150. But you're making fun of children. You're disgusting. We know. And we don't care. Okay? We don't care at all. If you put your children on TV, I'm going to make fun of them. Especially...

when they're whoring around. And this is my favorite thing. And also the sexual freedom is just like so liberating. It's like, are straight people on sniffies now? Like what are they doing? Those people, those people just fuck you through a hole in the wall. I like it. It's like everything circling back to like being gay in the seventies. - Yeah, the sexual freedom is as exhilarating as the educational gaps are horrifying.

What they have in sexual freedom, they definitely lack in just general basic knowledge of things like, I don't know, ponies. Vocabulary. When that girl said, I didn't know ponies were real. I just know of my little pony. I didn't know those were real things. Girl. That was a lot. And she's like... And I believe her. So that was...

I believe that was, that was a lot to take on right there. Um, I was like, as the kids say, we are so back. Um,

Because wasn't that the girl too? That's Shelly. And then the beginning, she's like, oh my God, everyone's shocked that I'm so smart. I'm a day trader. I'm like so smart. Isn't that her? Yeah. She's like, I'm so smart. I was a day trader. I am just like very intelligent. Our pony's real. She's like, I had no idea those were even real. That's crazy. Day trader from Orlando, Shelly. That's her.

Yeah. But she lives in Queens. She seems to be from a lot of places all at once. Cause sometimes she's like, I live in Queens. And then she's like, well, you know me, I'm from Orlando. I live in Orlando. Well, you know me, I'm, you know, living out in Montana. It's crazy. Oh, well, you know, just got back to my villa in Paris. I'm like, what, where are you living right now? Shelley live in that day trader life. Stay traveling. The glow. She's smart. The glow. I feel like she's,

I'm traveling the glove. She, I get the sense that they are setting her up or getting the vibe from what people, I'm going to say from what they're setting it up. I feel like she's sort of maybe going to be one of our heroes of the season. She's drop dead gorgeous. I mean, she's beautiful. She's one of the first people out, usually the first two people that come out. I feel like they're kind of set up to be like audience favorites. It doesn't always work out that way, but I think that like,

There's something about like the first ones that we meet, we immediately get attached to. So she and Olandria came out first. And I think that Shelly is going to be one that we're going to root for. I hope because I like her. Well, so far, Olandria is my best. She's my favorite. Yeah. I mean, she's fucking hilarious. And her accent's so funny. And she's like country. I love the country couple. I think they are so fucking funny. And she's like, I like it country. And you know what side to walk on it?

No, that was... No, it was her. Was it her? But just the way they were talking to her was so funny. She's like, you fish? And he's like, of course I fish, girl. I do everything. She's like, do it then. And he's like, that's a gang of fish. And she's like, it's called a school. It's a school of fish. She's like, I wish I had my reel.

What I love about Alandria is that she works in the elevator and escalator industry. I don't know why that's so funny. She's like, my name is Alandria and I work in the elevator and escalator industry.

And then when she, and I love that the guy had the perfect answer for her too, because she ends up with a cowboy and she's like, these city men, I can't take these city men. They don't know how to do shit. You know what it's like to be a country man. He goes, yeah, you hold the elevator door open for people. And she's like, yeah.

- That's right. - I was like, smart. You chose the right kind of door for her. Also, one thing that I noticed is that like, in the beginning when Alandria and Shelly were talking, Alandria's like, "Yeah, I want people, I want a guy who has manners. Like, I want all the doors open for me. I don't want to even touch a single door in this villa. I don't want a single door." And then later on, Shelly was talking maybe to Austin and she's like, "Yeah, I like manners. I don't want to have to touch a single door." I was like, "You stole that from Alandria. That was Alandria's line.

You may share the sentiment, but that was kind of a landrillion. Yeah, I think she did start stealing because didn't Shelly later say like, which one said you have to walk? What side of the sidewalk do you walk on?

And then, well, Alandria asked the question. Yeah. Okay. Cause I remember, I remember there was a lot of like, what's a man and what's not a man. But then I was like in the, what's a gentleman and what's not a gentleman. But then in like the next five minutes, they're like, okay, make out with whoever you want. And then the guy that they think is a gentleman is like making out with 10 people. I was like, I don't know. I mean, I guess the elevator doors held open. So that's, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. Um,

So Shelly, she comes in first. And so they have the way they are picking their couples this year is that the men stand up there and then the women, one at a time, they'll kiss two men and choose one that they want to couple up with. So Shelly, the first guy she kisses is this guy, Austin, who's from Michigan. And this guy is...

I mean, he's like literally like a walking plank with frosted tips. This guy just has no personality. He is so dull. How dare you? He has a swimming pool person. He's a pool cleaner, Ben. Okay. He worries about he's a chemist, basically. So he's very smart. He's like the nerd of the hot douchebag guys. You know, he knows chemicals.

- Yeah, he is basically a man whore. And like, we just know that. I mean, he basically says, he's like, "I love being a pool guy because I meet all sorts of beautiful women." I'm like, "That means you're sleeping with everyone on the block." - Yeah, and he said his boss is a cock block, but he likes it other than that. And I'm like, "Oh, so your boss isn't letting you fuck any more people at work? I'm so sorry." Actually, I know what that's like. That was horrible. When I was young and horrier, I had to get told like, "You can't fuck people at work."

Wow, I'm gay. Where else am I supposed to do it? He but at least he didn't have as annoying a voice as he does because wow I like listening to him talk. He's he really does He has like a wow pool. I want so many children like oh my god Please do them before you age out of this looks you know what I mean? Like get everything you can because you're not keeping anybody around with that voice as for sure. Yeah, and

He's like, "I wanna have a controlled chaos household." I was like, "Okay, so that means you're gonna be a bad father. That means you're just gonna have kids climbing all over. They're gonna be the family that when they come into the restaurant, everyone just clears out 'cause they're just gonna be terrible. - Yeah, I was surprised that somebody that cute was so into having babies at like, what is he, 24 or something? He's like, "I want 20,000 children everywhere." I don't know, that's nice when you see a hot,

that someone that hot, like wanting to commit and stuff. Cause usually guys, and maybe it's just from being in LA, but I don't think it is. I feel like hot guys just want to run out their mileage. And then once they start breaking down, then they're like, Oh, I should maybe settle down. Well, the, uh, the assumption there is that by having kids, you're actually committing. And there's actually no guarantee that just cause you have the kids, you're committing to anything. Oh, well, that's true. I did say committing. I shouldn't have said that.

Well, the buzzword seems to be family oriented. He's like, well, I'm very family oriented. Or sometimes I think I may have heard an orientated. I may be incorrect. I'm very family orientated. But Ace said the same thing. A few people said that, which was kind of weird. I felt like they still live off their parents. And that's what they're saying. Maybe that's like their nice way of saying, like, I still live with my mom.

- Yeah, exactly. So Ace said the same thing and Ace was the other person that Shelly kissed and Shelly and Ace had met like outside a club in New York back in January. And Ace is like, he's like incredibly cute. I'm actually like annoyed 'cause he just has like the perfect like CW face. I'm like, he's got these cute little eyes and dimples and a smile and he's like so, so cute. And I'm like really excited for his personality to be just terrible. - He's 100% untrustworthy.

100%. Because what? What'd you say? No, because I like to be released from the spell of a really cute face. I'm like, oh my God, he's so cute. Here's how you know he's horrible. Okay, so they met outside. This isn't why, really. But they met outside a club. And he's like, hey, baby, come back with me or whatever. She's like, I will not be coming back with you. So he's very smooth, so we know that. But this is why he's horrible. The constant lick of the lip. He's doing the full like, mmm. He does do that. Baby, yeah, mmm.

He's very aware of how cute he is. As he talks to you. Yeah, but he's always like trying to give everybody in the room like, I'm going to fucking eat your...

say say in two seconds. And I don't know, like you can't trust that man. I'm telling you, maybe in 10 years, but not right now. He's too cute. He's too gifted genetically to trust. And I'm like, the announcer guy was like, oh, there he is. And it looks like he likes her almost as much as he likes himself. He's got her name there and his own name on his back. And then we see his back tattoo and it just says, Ace. Hold on.

Huge letters. Huge. He's got to, you know what? Honestly, I'm going to say he has too many tattoos. It's not that his tattoos are bad, but I actually think that he's so cute. I feel like he's actually kind of covering up like a cute little body too. Like, why not? Why not? Like show it all off. But if he was gay, I'd say you are so insecure and it's reading. Like if you have to remind me of your name while I'm fucking you, that's like really insecure. You know what I mean? Just add a hello. My name is above it.

I think he is insecure in general because I think that's why he has the tattoos is because he has such a baby face that he had to do something to make himself look like older than just like someone who's like 15. Yeah. Well, he's got a lot of sisters, which makes people trust him. So, you know, he's doing that. Oh, I've got my six. I think he's one of six, right? Yeah. And I think like three are sisters and three are boys, I think, if I'm remembering correctly. But that's his that's his go to is like, oh, I know. I get it because I have sisters. Yeah.

Oh, really? Okay. Did one of those do that thing on your back?

Yeah, he's gonna be trouble. He really is. He's just too cute and too young to be like not trouble. And actually what was funny was that so later in the episode, there's this big like the game at the end of the episode is that they're all blindfolded and people get to kiss people who they're not coupled up with sort of secretly. So he secretly kisses Shelly because he winds up coupled up with Ulysses. But he winds up kissing Shelly first.

And then he goes and hooks up with Huda.

And he's not hooked up. He kisses Huda, but like he got like all of Shelly's like makeup on his face and then he transferred it onto Huda's face. And after they're done making up, Huda just had all these like dark splotches all over her face. Well, that was interesting too, because originally Shelly picked him. She picked Ace and then he got stolen by the other chick. You would be stuck.

Yeah, so now there's like this smoldering, oh, it's really supposed to be Shelly and Ace. And so they're selling that to us very heavily. Like they both kind of like the people they're with, but they really want each other. But right now it's bad form to really go for each other. And I think that Shelly seems to be kind of starting to like this because she's with the pool boy now, right? So she seems to be starting to kind of like the pool boy because he says he wants a lot of children. He understands chemicals.

He doesn't believe in ponies either, probably. So that, you know. He likes tiny frogs. He had a tiny frog pet. And she's like, you know what? I used to have a tiny frog pet, but now I don't like that anymore. But wait, then she said, yeah, me and my siblings or whatever, when we were little kids, we used to go catch tadpoles and then they would grow legs and shit. And then they'd become little frogs.

And then he was like, yeah, because I have a little frog. I have a little frog pet. He was so cute. I feel like she's not really inherently interested in Austin. I think she's trying to convince herself that she might be because she's sort of

feels like Ace may be a trap. But you can tell that she totally comes alive around Ace. She's way into Ace, and she's not into Austin at all. And honestly, I'm glad, because I think Austin's just boring. Yeah, Ace seems dangerous, but in a way, like in the future. But so far, he's very sweet and very nice. Yeah. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.

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So Ulyssa, so she's sort of like, she's this, she's like 4'10". She's Cuban, Cuban from Miami. And she sort of looks like Lea Michele, like Cuban Lea Michele a little bit, you know, and she comes out. She does actually. I'm looking at her picture right now. She does look like that. I didn't notice it in the thing. Is she 70? Yeah.

Maybe. So she's 27. If they lied and switched those numbers around, I wouldn't even be surprised because she's one of those that just... And she's very pretty, but she just looks like she could be... She looks hardened. Let me say hardened. She looks like she's lived. Like...

I don't know what I'm trying to say. She doesn't look like old. She just looks like she could be, you know, like when a real housewife starts their season two surgeries and you're like, how old are you? 20 or 90? Like, you can't tell. It's like, just, I'm getting that with her. Yeah. You know? And I think that like, well, she said that she had an ex and she was like, Oh, he was so stupid. Like he would just, I'll be making all the food for him. And while he's playing stupid fucking video games, I'm like, well, uh, I don't know if you're going to do better here with the love Island guys. Yeah.

Yeah. At least he wasn't on OnlyFans yet. I know. My first question to myself was, who of these men are already, whose videos are going to leak? Because remember last year, one guy had the big controversy of his stuff being leaked. But then the farmer guy or the guy who was always in overalls had the sexiest OnlyFans that was leaked. Or I don't know if it was only, whatever it was leaked. That's right.

And he never got, no one ever said anything about that one. But anyway, I started wondering about that. But yeah, Ulysses, so sorry, go ahead with her. No, I was gonna say, so Ulysses, people are understandably mad at her because social media posts have come up with her saying the N-word.

yeah, so people, and so people are obviously really mad about that. And the fact that she wound up stealing ACE and forcing Shelly to go over to Austin. So right now, you list is kind of like persona non grata in on, on,

on the internet online but well for the for the other stuff i get obviously but not for the stealing i mean that's the whole show is set up like you have to go make out with literally 10 people i hope you all are carrying hydrogen peroxide because this is crazy yeah i didn't yeah but i didn't find out about like her social media post after i watched the show but i was not i was not

upset that she stole Ace because that is the show. I mean, the show, that's what happens. And Ace also went out and made out with multiple people when he, you know, so whatever. But also before people get mad, I'm not saying I hope that people get revenge porn. I feel that I that that probably came off wrong. No. I'm not hoping that they do, but it's fun when the if they do, I will never forget it.

Yeah. Like, who's the drama going to happen to? Because, you know, now I'm a veteran. I've seen one season. So I'm just, like, waiting for the chips to fall. But, yeah, I didn't love Ulysses anyway. I found her to be a little disturbing. Like, she said she's 27.

she said she's 27, but she's been single for four years, but she was with somebody for six years. Anyway, some math that made her 16. She was like, I was 16. I'd been with the same guy. I cooked for him. I cleaned for him. I did everything for him. And all he did was play video games. So I'm like, but how old was the guy? Cause yeah, I'm disturbed. It was nine years. That means it was 18. Like someone who's 18 is going to be playing video games. Yeah.

Yeah, but I also felt like, is he old? I felt like he was way older because 16, cooking and cleaning for somebody is really young, right? I don't know. I mean, I was doing it, but it was for fucking customers. Okay. Yeah. At a restaurant. I don't know.

Ulysses says some crazy things. Like she said, at one point she was like talking about her experience and I had to write this down because it was so ridiculous. It wasn't ridiculous. Just the way she, her choice of words are just very funny to me. She was like, you know what? Sometimes I need to take time for myself and to find myself and then I found myself and then I lost myself because I lost myself because I found myself. Yeah.

and then she goes girls the only advice i have to girls is have fun i'm like okay thank you ulissa for your great insight no one's asking you for your advice you were cooking and cleaning for somebody since you were 16. you were the last person i'm asking for advice from um so yeah i wasn't sure about her i didn't really like dislike anybody right now

I'm prepared to dislike Huda and I will tell you, and I should because Huda is like my Middle Eastern queen. So of course I should love her. And she's not only a Middle Eastern queen, but she's like, I come from a super Middle Eastern family, which I was like, like literally like, do they have powers? Like does your dad's back hair, like let him rappel off buildings, you know? But she has a secret child and yeah.

So I actually did not like her. I did not like her. And here's why it's not because she has a child. It's because believe it or not, it's not. Here's what I don't like about her. She comes in. She's like, Hey girls. Hey. And then she, she's the third girl in. And so she sits down with Shelly and Alondria and like right off the bat, she's like, so I have a child. I have a child, but I want to tell people really slowly on my own terms. I'm like,

Why did you just tell these two strangers? I kind of don't, I feel like it's kind of like manipulation or kind of fucked up to meet someone that you don't know. And you kind of like thrust them into a secret and now they're forced to be in that secret and they don't even know you. And then now they're going to like, now she'll probably get mad if they like out her secret. I kind of feel like that's weird manipulation. I don't like that. And then also it was hilarious to me.

is she's just so transparent. So then she winds up, um, paired up with this guy, Jeremiah, who's a model. And she keeps on saying things. She's like, so, um, so what size apartment do you have? Mine's a two bed, two bathroom. He's like, what do you need that other two bedroom for? He's like, Oh,

I can't say my backstory is very textured. I can't say like, stop trying. That's all she does. - What do you have a clown college in there? Like what's your secret? Like it could only be certain things, you know, like, Oh, some secret I'm renting out a room to save on rent. I mean, what could it be? You have a child to say you have a child.

It is weird, though. And I agree with your manipulation thing, because another thing she did was when she sat down with the girls, she's like, hey, Petra. And they sit down and she's like, so when do you guys want to have kids? And they're like, oh, God, when I'm like 30, I guess. I mean, it just seems so far away and I'm just not ready yet. She's like, and what about you? Maybe when I'm like 30.

30, because, you know, they all think 30 is, you know, a century away or whatever. And then she's like, well, I have a child. And they're like, oh. Like, she kind of put them in a situation where she made them feel bad almost for...

Exactly. I forgot. That was the other aspect of it. Like she does. It's like she sets them up. And then so I didn't like that. She set them up in that way. And then the same thing with Jeremiah. She was she first. Actually, she start by saying, so do you live with anyone? Do you have roommates or something like that? Which is kind of her way to set up for him to say, do you live with anyone? So that way she could be coy like.

It's complicated. But she didn't actually even get to that point because it got sidetracked. But then instead she got to say the two bedroom, two bathroom thing. And I just what I'm getting from her is manipulation, honestly. And that could make for great TV. But for right now, like, I don't know, I'm hesitant with her.

Yeah, I'm hesitant. I like her for the most part. I don't trust her eyelashes or her eyebrows. Both of those things give me warning. They're warning signs. And I don't know why. I just feel like they're so over the top that it's hiding something. So we'll see. And also, she's a fitness trainer. So I feel like very judged and yelled at.

So then we meet this twit named Bell-A Walker. Okay, were the birth certificates narrow? Did you run out of room to write Bella? You don't need to be spelling it like that. I don't care where you're from, who you're from. That is ridiculous shit right there. Stop it.

Yeah. She's awful actually. And you know what? Like why, why is she spelled like Wally Bella? Uh, yeah. Are you a robot? Are you a cleaning robot? I wouldn't be surprised if she was some kind of a bot. Um,

And she's very like, "I'm so innocent because I'm a Christian." She's got like the big full crucifix. I'm like, "Girl, you are hoeing it up on Love Island. Can we stop?" - Yeah. And then like she makes every guy kiss her on the cheek. Look, everyone's allowed to go at their own pace, but like you're on Love Island. Why all of a sudden- - You're on the hoeyest show on earth. Like stop.

And then you're going to be coy. And then she has like all this toxic positivity. She's like, girls, no matter what happens, we're just going to be best friends because you're all my sisters in here. We're all queens. Like she's just saying all that bullshit. And I'm like, you know what, Bella? Why are you wasting all of our time right now? Yeah, she seems fine, but just incredibly boring. She does look just like Chrishell from Selling Sunset.

Or somebody else. She's got a face that's been on a lot of people already. It's like she just went to the Marshalls. Yeah, she got the face. She's a composite of many people. But it's pretty. By the way, I like that when we meet her, first of all, I like that they played Carly Rae Jepsen for when we met her. But second of all, I love that she goes, I believe in positive things.

which I'm like, it's just generally. Okay. I'm like, uh, you might not want to believe in that when it comes to medical results. I hope you're not giving out tests next time I go in. I know.

And then she goes, I'm an old soul and a Christian. I'm like, you're 22. You do not get to say old soul until you're at least in your 30s. I'm sorry. You're literally. Well, you can say that about children. If they are, you know, if they're like, well, let's talk about the news in the Middle East or whatever. Like there are old souls, but you are not one of them. No, she's not. She is not one of them. Most people who say they're old souls don't say that because you know what old souls don't say? That they're old souls. Yeah.

You know what old souls don't do? They don't go on Love Island. No. Fuck these hookers. All of you are hookers. So then we have a guy that looks like a little boy with a cold in it. Like my commercial, Nicholas.

Think about it. When you see him, when you see his face, he looks like he's in the commercial for cold medicine. He looks like he's got a cold. I don't know what it is. Like his nose is, you know, because he has old man, like lower nose region. Everything about him looks young, except for the area right under his nose. It looks like an old man. It's like human Cronin in there. He's cute. He just looks like tired. And he has a cold. Like, I don't know what it is. And he, um,

He's like really cute at certain angles and then like really dorky at other angles. But if there is any dorkiness, he hasn't let that fly. I'm hoping there's some dorkiness because right now he's like boring. But he is a nurse. So that's good. He also talks like Nicolas Cage. He's like, my friends describe me as feral. I'm like, no, there's nothing about you that seems feral. No.

And you look very purebred cat. There's nothing like feral cat about you. You have a post-nasal drip that needs to be tended to. Now, whatever cold you have running through your body is feral, but not you. Exactly. And so he's a nurse. Yeah, and he's actually hot. He's like, yeah, all the people I take care of, they love playing with my hair. And they compared me to some singer from the 50s named James Dean. Whatever that means.

So this guy gets a lot of old like hands on his ass. You can just tell. Yeah, he definitely does. And so when we meet him, they we see lots of footage of them. Every time we meet someone, we see them like dancing in a giant O shape on the beach.

So we see him doing that and everything. And he looks super hot in this footage, but his hair was like a little longer. But by the time it gets to like the walking into the villa, his hair for some reason is either shorter or it's just retracted. And it's just not quite as attractive. I'm not like even a long hair kind of guy, but like his hair is kind of in this middle space where it's like,

not cute and short. That's not sexy and long. It's just sort of this weird middle, like he's just coming out of his mushroom teenage boy. Like I don't want this mushroom hair anymore, but he had, it was like a recent decision. I think it was, yeah, it was a hedge.

Yeah, he's fine, but kind of boring. He's boring. Something I noticed, oh, and also he has the curly hair curse, which when I had hair, I have curly hair. And so I had that curse where sometimes it's very tight, sometimes it's long and crazy. And then Huda has it too because that girl is like, fuck. She walked in there, fuck.

She was like, hey, bitches. And I was like, this poor thing. Like, they didn't allow her the proper product. They didn't warn her about Fiji. She's going to be fucked. But one thing I wanted to talk about going back to the pool guy. And I think he will also end up with the Christian girl because they're both wearing the big gigantic crucifixes. So that's one sign. The other thing is his tattoos. Do we discuss his tattoos? No, we didn't. On one boob, he has Cupid tattoos.

pulling back the arrow and the arrow has a heart in it that says mom. So he's shooting his mom's love at somebody, which is fucking weird. And then on his other tit, he's got another Cupid and it's aiming back at the first Cupid with the machine gun.

This guy's an idiot. This guy's a fucking idiot. He and, he and bell are definitely going to wind up together. And then there, I hope that they are one of the first people eliminated because they're just, they're just too boring. And poor Nicholas, he's trying to like make the Bella thing work. Cause he winds up with Bella and like, all they can do is like hold hands and you can see he's trying to be respectful, but he's also like, yeah, this is kind of annoying right now.

It's interesting that this show, I think Nicholas is going to be kicked off. I can't see him staying on there. He's just too boring. But one thing I find interesting about this show is it really is kind of like a married at first sight type of show because they get kind of a choice. Like they make it seem like you have a choice, but they don't really have a choice. I mean, they're given one person and then they're like, OK, congratulations. You're a couple now. Our first couple. It's like, OK, make it work.

Yeah, it is weird. And then they just are like committed to this idea like, oh, we started off the show together. The couple that seems to be like most like

I would say the couple that seems to be the most drawn to each other at first right now would be Huda and Jeremiah. And Jeremiah is like... It's interesting because Jeremiah is like... I would say he's hot, but he actually seems insecure. He does a lot of fidgety motions and looking down and everything. And it's kind of funny to see an insecure hot person, although I guess they probably all are massively insecure. But they... So he and Huda are like...

They like right away really like each other. And you know that they are connected because they went up to the soul ties area and he is wearing Birkenstocks and Huda goes, I wear Birkenstocks too. I was like,

It's a sign. They're in love. And then also when he had the chance, I don't think he got the chance to kiss somebody, but when somebody came to kiss him, he like rejected the kiss out of respect. And then Ariana. Also to make sure he wouldn't get stolen away. Yeah. Yeah. But he said, I'm doing that out of respect. And then Ariana said, and because of Huda, right? And he's like, yeah. Well, what do you think I meant? Respect for Huda. What do you think I meant for the country? Get the fuck out of here. Yeah.

So, I mean, I think what we're all anticipating is that this couple's going to be like, this is going to fall apart really quickly, right? Like he even said when we met him that he's like, I'm like 75% a good guy, but I did cheat on my last relationship. And so he's acting like he learned from it. But I think it's pretty clear that this is going to burn bright and then it's going to flame out quickly. Yeah.

Yeah, Hood is not going to take that because she's got a baby. So she can't have a cheater. But, you know, I don't know if maybe he's admitting it. Does that mean like, and I'm better? I mean, look, they're so young. It's so hard to even be mad at people. Like even when you say,

You know, horrible things about like even as we start finding out horrible things about them, I just it's like they're five. To me, they're just like you remember when you were at that age where you were like, oh, my God, they're so young and they would literally be in middle school. And now it's like they're so young and they have muscles and they're like making out and they've been through puberty. Like, it's weird. It's just I'm still not used to it.

I act like aging happened literally overnight, but it feels like it did. So it's hard for me to... I forgive him is what I'm saying. I'm saying he's young enough to change. I also can't imagine any of these guys really...

being down to get in a serious relationship with someone who has a baby when they're all like 22 and 23. I just see them all pretending like they can and be like, yeah, that's cool. But I guarantee like, like she's going to have a hard time with that secret. Well, she's obviously got someone taking care of the baby. So I'm wondering if she's got one of those lives where she can just kind of go be free and be a mom too, you know?

But I don't know. But I'm always shocked because I think none of these people are going to settle down. They're too hot. No one's really here for a boyfriend, girlfriend. They're all here for TV. But then the couples do stay together. Like if you look at the after sun or after the sun or whatever, a lot of them stay together for a really long time. Right? Yeah. I think that I think Janae and Kenny, I think, are still together.

And I don't know about the rest, but I assume that the rest are. I think that a couple that one are still together. Right. Serena and Cordell, I think, are still together. I think so, because it hasn't been in my news feed that they've broken up. And I feel like I heard I do subscribe. But I think that would be Shelly and Ace are going to be the new version of them.

I don't know. I think ACE is going to fuck it up. I think ACE is going to want to like explore all sorts of different girls. I think a lot of girls are going to want to like make out with ACE, honestly. So I think that's going to be, and you can tell that she was bothered when, and who wouldn't be by the way, but when he, you know, she could tell he was making out with 20 different people and she tried not to look bothered, but you could see it on her face that she was bothered. And I would be bothered too. I couldn't go on this show. Yeah. We also should talk about, but yeah, we,

We only touched on him, but Taylor is the he's the cowboy and he's just kind of like all limbs and braids. Like he's just like everything about him is sort of like long and lanky. And he I really enjoy him, although I can't always understand what he's saying because he really mumbles a lot. And he's like, oh, and but he seems really, you know, I there's something really likable about him.

Um, he just is like sort of silly and I really like how much Alondria actually likes him. Cause I thought he was going to be, I thought he was gonna have a Cordell trajectory as being kind of like the kooky dim witted, uh,

nice guy who for the first few weeks on the show just sort of doesn't really have any luck and then you know finally like kicks into gear but like right away right on the gate cordell energy i mean he was wearing like that suit and it had oh god one side of it was red and one side of it was black and then he had the dread the the braids and then the um cowboy hat and he gave and he was kind of skipping around and i was like this is not a real cowboy because someone was like i love cowboy

I love cowboy. And I was like, that's not a cowboy. But then he's like, I'm a cowboy. And I'm a real cowboy because I don't wear no skinny jeans. And they talked about the fish and the gang of fish. I mean, I loved him. I thought he was fucking hilarious. So yeah, he was, he was actually pretty great. So then at the end of the episode, they do this kissing thing and they, they all, you know, kiss, kiss people that secretly. And then they bring in two bombshells, Charlie and,

And Sierra. And Charlie, they both... Charlie kisses all the girls and Sierra kisses all the boys. And then they walk off to this...

the hideaway or to like the new, like, um, speakeasy area. And then Ariana tells everyone to drop their blindfolds. And what's really funny is that she was like, okay, if you received a kiss, raise your hands. Of course they all raised their hands because the bombshells, because everyone, which is funny because they're setting up the contestants that think that they all were like big, like all like flooding it up. Um,

But, you know, that's how it is. You got to make them cry. They're going to be crying. And then I thought this cast is so nice. They're all going to get along. And then they show the coming up in five minutes. And they're like, fuck you. That's some bullshit. So I think it's going to be pretty good and messy. I mean, OK, so let's take some guesses here. Who are going to be the first two people to leave the island of Fiji? I'm going to say.

I'm going to say you, Lissa will be out first because I think, I think they're just going to engineer it because having social media with the N word is really unacceptable. And so either they'll just blatantly just drop her from the show. Cause that does happen every now and then a cast member just disappears or they'll just, they'll just do some sort of polling thing. Like you're the least popular and you're gone, whatever. So I think you list it will be out, but in terms of like out in terms of excluding stuff that's happening outside of the show, I,

I don't know. I think that Nicholas, I think your instinct, I think Nicholas and Bella could be in trouble. What do you think? I think Nicholas and Bella, but I think you've got a strong case for...

Ulyssa, whatever. Her name Ulyssa? I can't remember her name. Ulyssa. Ulyssa? Yeah, I mean, I think you've got a strong case for her. But yeah, that's who I think. And possibly pool guy because he doesn't really seem to have a ton going on. But yeah, I don't know. We'll see. But anyway, we'll find out soon. We'll be here. I thought they didn't have shows on Wednesday, but they said it's tonight, right?

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