#2879 Next Gen NYC S1Ep1 Part 1: I Believe The Children Are The Future
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo we love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today is a representative of Gen Z, Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? I'm not a Z-er, that's for sure. But I'm doing good. Generation X. Old Gen X over here reporting for duty.

Old gen NYC. We are here today to talk about the series premiere of Next Gen New York City. Before we get into that, a few things. Love Island coverage is back. It's exclusively on Patreon. Go to patreon.com slash watch what crap ends. The first episode we recapped and made that available for everyone to listen to. It should be on our podcast feed, but everything going forward is going to be on Patreon.com.

So go check that out. We're going to be doing daily drops, recaps, not really recaps, just like chatting about the last night's episode. So we had a lot of fun already with it. This is going to be a great season. Can't wait for it.

to see how it all shakes out. So that's a Patreon. You can also watch us with Patreon with Crabbins on Demand. So get the full Crabbins experience by going over there. Also, in a week, we are going to Seattle and we're going to recap the season premiere of Real Housewives of Miami at the Neptune.

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are all at watch or crappens.com so with all that out of the way it is time for us to turn our attention to a brand new show on bravo next gen new york city this was the show that we'd heard about that there was gonna be a show on bravo about all the kids from bravo but i never thought it was going to

sort of come out like this. And I have to say, I loved this premiere. Ronnie, what did you think about it? I loved it. And, you know, I have to start with the disclaimer, just like I did on Love Island. I understand I'm about to make fun of children. Some of you may not be fine with it, but I am. So go away. I pay taxes. I've aged and I reserve my right to make fun of younger people. Okay. And if you don't like it, you can fuck off. Okay. And also, uh,

I will also make fun of your children at some point. So if you don't want them to have fun, I've don't bring them around me and also make fun of your mom. Cause that's what we do.

So I really enjoyed it. I thought it was really fun. I loved all the personalities on it. I think they did a really good job of finding so many personalities to do it. There's a lot of different kinds of personalities on here, which I enjoy. And did you think? Yes. Yeah, I loved it. And they even gave Riley a personality, which was, I think, one of the hardest feats to do. I am. I think it's great. I actually love that. It's a blend of Bravo kids, but also non Bravo kids. I think that's exactly how they should have done it.

Bravo tries its hand at a youth casting, children in the city kind of vibe every few years, gallery girls, real girlfriends of Paris. And they've done it again here. And I've loved it every time Bravo's done it. But for some reason, it has never quite connected. I really hope that this one connects. I think it will. They've put a huge amount of effort

uh publicity into this premiere so i think this will i think this will will do well it has to and i i'm gonna will it to do well the time will tell i suppose but here we are next gen nyc season one episode one welcome

To New York, shots of cities, clips, clips, clips. And then we hear a voice as we see the city and it says, I don't think that I could have a negative about New York if I wanted to.

live there longer you know what I mean to everybody is 20. like if you can't find a negative thing about anywhere you live you're not looking hard enough yeah this is I think it's Ariana's voice Ariana Ariana Zolciak-Bierman I don't know what her last name is I don't think she knows what her last name is these days um and she's on a subway looking terrified and she actually says I'm actually absolutely petrified right now and she says come to New York to make your dreams come true of course you have to have a dream first but like that'll come I'm sure

And then we see Brooks in the confessional. We see a lot of clips of the upcoming season, right? Should we go over them all or how do you feel? We can just sort of, I think we can sort of get right into the meat of it. We don't have to go through all this. This is like the beginning of a blow deck episode because it's kind of like sizzle really here in the beginning. So basically they're all talking about New York and it's just great and meeting all these people really, really quickly. And they're all just like, we love New York people. Just say what they think. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

So Ariana is 22, which is crazy. She looks totally different than she ever did on Real Housewives of Atlanta. And she's walking two humongous dogs.

Which listen New York City is a great city for tiny dogs. Two big ones are gonna be rough Not that I don't like big. Yeah, it's gonna be rough in a tiny apartment and having to walk those dogs two or three times a day Good luck Mm-hmm or leave them at Kim's old CX house and you know Kim would eventually turn them into sandwiches for the children because Kim is Kim is desperate is Is yes

So she's walking her dogs and she's encountering things like gaping holes in the sidewalk and then people on the street. And she's like, I love the New York energy. The second I got off my plane and walked out of the airport and smelled the urine and the cigarettes, I was like, this is my place. But to be fair, it also smells like literally my place in Georgia. Have you been around? - I was gonna say it 'cause it's what you grew up in. Your whole house smelled like urine and cigarettes.

So then we see Marlene in New York, just some random lady on the street. She's like, hey, you go in there to that butcher, they'll give you a turkey leg. And she's like, oh, my God, thank you so much. What's your name? She's like, Marlene. She goes, I'm Ariana. Nice to meet you. She goes, oh, it's Ariana. It's Ariana. She's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Are you the one that smells like piss or is it in the city? I can't really tell. Do you smoke?

Yeah, I'm actually still trying to find a place. And she's like, oh, well, there's a place right up here that's maybe for rent. A guy just moved out. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. You know, New Yorkers are so friendly. I'm like, please. Marlene's been trying to offload that apartment for six months. I know. He's infested with rats and feces. What Marlene didn't tell you is the guy was murdered and they haven't cleaned it up yet. He's still rotting in that apartment. So please take it over. It's only $10,000 a month and you have to clean it.

So my name, my mom is Kim Zolciak. Do we still say Beerman? I'm not even sure this week. So my mom did Real Housewives of Atlanta and my dad played football for a while and now they're going to divorce and it's been very messy. So yeah, I was like really ready to get out of that urine infested house and get into New York.

Yeah. So she's looking for apartments and she's texting with Brooks and she's like bleaker street. Wow. This is amazing. Like, what do you guys street? What do you, what do you guys think? I mean, is there a Zillow for this? Like no way. 59 95 a month. And it's a two bedroom Italian terrace apartment. So then we have this text conversation and she's like, Oh my God, I just saw an insane apartment. Six K. And Brooks is like, where are you? Little Italy.

Don't do it. Gross. Disgusting. Little Italy, big carbs. And then Gia's on the group text and she's like, there's always room for you in New Jersey. And Bruce goes, love you, Gia, but no. You're so lucky you're even allowed on this show with your Jersey hair.

And Arianna's like, I'm Kim's daughter and I'm even going to LOL that one. She's like, we're not going to bring this show over to Jersey. You're going to have to cross the George Washington Bridge if you want to film with us. So she's like, there's not many housewives kids. So I met, I met, G and I have been friends for years. And then G introduced me to Brooks. And so now we see Brooks and he's at a photo shoot with,

Probably with his mom. We see a lot of photo shoots with his mom. And he's like in some crazy outfit. Just posing. Just dead-eyed. Which I guess makes sense for Brooks to be a model. Because Brooks is just so like, ugh. And it actually does look so good in stills.

it's perfect for modeling to have no personality and just stare blankly in front of you i love that brook c i love brooks in this i think he's no he has tons of personality i meant more like monotone personality sorry sorry but it's like a walking still picture because like even in scenes where he's upset he's like i can't believe you did that to my sister i hate confrontation

So he's like doing this photos and he's like, I'm feeling like so stressed. Can't you see it all over? Look at me. I'm shaking like a leaf. Can't you tell? Wow. You can read it all over my face. Nothing but stress. So we find out about Brooks. I'm a model, a clothing designer, an entrepreneur, an activist, a twink.

Owner of a Starbucks rewards card. And on top of that, I'm a member of the Marx family. And then we see a clip of them all together, the Marxes. And he's like, it's a full-time job. I serve as creative director of my mom's company, which I love my mom. She's amazing. She's literally a mother. But it definitely does feel like you're living in someone's shadow.

Mostly because she stands over me and holds a flashlight behind her head. It's hurtful. That's what you have to do to make sure your toddler is safe. So he does this photo shoot, and we see Chloe is there, and she's like taking pictures on her phone. She's like, don't worry, if this doesn't work out, I have other copies. Oh.

Perfect. Perfect. Brooks, you're amazing. Brooks, stop moving. Just kidding. I've never seen you move. Okay, this is great. Oh, my God. Look, Meredith Marks is also in these pictures. Yes, give it wind. Give it wind. That's the wind machine. You're stealing my spotlight.

I mean, I was told it was a magazine cover without my mom, and then she showed up. And Meredith is like wearing a blonde wig. She's like, I don't really like my new wig. I was like, hello, gay, no. Why wouldn't they have a cover shoot with you for Meredith Magazine Monthly?

You don't even need to be here. You can leave. I'm going to call this blonde wig Marlene. Do I look like a Marlene? Is that her name? No, that was a lady on the street. What are you guys going to call me? Marla. Marla. Marla.

Hey, little girl, they'll give you a turkey leg if you walk into that store. You guys believe it? You fall for it? The best ever. Like, I think you should do that. Like, what is in that tea, girl?

And he first goes, I'll have whatever she's having, which is the first of many references to when Harry met Sally in this episode, which is so funny. Mainly Georgia. Georgia's really trying to sell a like, hey, let's have Gen Z rediscover when Harry met Sally. Yeah. And everyone's like, what? I don't get it.

So when she goes, I haven't seen that show. So Ava and Charlie, some noobs arrive at the shoot and Ava's a model and Charlie's a crypto trader. He's like kind of the skinny, goofy little guy that gets no respect. So he's like super gives off like a super arrogant energy. He's like, yeah, yeah.

I'm like super rich and super cool. I'm like, you're also super insecure and I can't wait to see how this manifests. Yeah. And he also enters the season with a cloud of controversy over his head, which I'm sure you talked about or read about last week. Of course. You know, I'm a crypto bro. So.

I already know about all this. But go ahead, Ben. Inform the people. Well, as some people may have read about last week, there was this unfolding drama in New York City where there was this guy who was being held hostage

hostage in a townhouse in New York City. He was like a crypto guy, but he was being held hostage by two other crypto guys from Kentucky. And they were trying to get his password for his crypto account, and he wouldn't give it to them. So they were torturing him for like three weeks. This guy was being tortured, electrocuted, all sorts of crazy ass shit. He finally managed to escape out of this townhouse of terrors. I mean, it's truly a terrible story.

He gets out. He's able to get help. So the cops go back in or the feds or whoever it was, and they go and they arrest the ringleader. Well, of the two people, the one who's even worse. Actually, there was a third person who may or may not have been involved. So they arrest this guy in Manhattan, and it's all these pictures of this guy being arrested from the townhome. And guess who's standing out there during the arrest on his phone looking confused and upset?

like not just a not just a passerby but someone who was clearly maybe going to visit this townhome is Charlie himself yeah yeah and he's like it's like a frat house for crypto bros so yeah we'd hang out there I'll stay there sometimes or whatever so he didn't do it I mean I don't think he did no well we don't think he did it but he yeah he swims in circles with those people which I think is pretty not good I would say

Oh, crypto is the wild, wild west, y'all. Get some guy. So my friend the other day was like, I made so much money on fart coin. This isn't even real life. Please, let's talk about something else. So how the top of my mouth hurts. Hold on. My cheekbone hurts. Give it a moment. Give it a moment. You're fine. You're gorgeous. So 2024. That's really weird. That's weird. Why would this part of my cheekbone be hurting?

Maybe it's the tooth. Okay. Anyway, maybe TMJ. Yeah. So, um, Charlie comes in to meet, uh, I don't know who he's meeting. Oh,

It's Meredith, because Meredith's like, hi, I'm Marla. I'm Brooks Max's assistant. You know, the one with the fabulous mother who loves bathtubs and DJing, as you might know from homosexual pride that's just happened all over the country. Are you buying it?

So Ava's like, oh my God, I'm getting scared. Ha ha ha. But like Charlie, I think actually falls for it. She's like, wow, she completely convinced me. And so then we see Charlie and Charlie and Brooks in the same confessional. There's a lot of in this show. One thing they do is they have a lot of like

different friends sit next to each other during different confessionals. And so Charlie's like, yeah, you know how like years ago I would send you like screenshots of like your hair all fucked up in these Bravo videos, Brooks, where it's like the best of Brooks marks. And I'd be like, screenshot you and like your lips and you'd be like your hair. And I just like send it to you, bro. That was awesome. He's like, remember all the screenshots I sent of you looking like an idiot. Yeah.

He's one of those. Yeah, thanks for that. Yeah, they made me feel great.

So they're all hugging and Charlie and Chloe meet. And then the director's like, oh my God. Also, I wanted one of you like spilling him tea, like literally spilling it. Like we could pour some tea, but then you could be spilling it. I don't know about that. I don't really spill. Who drinks tea? Chloe's there and goes, spill the damn tea, mom. But it's like lemonade, the tea that they get. I don't know.

I didn't really get it because it looked like lemonade spilling. And I don't know. It's an endless stream of tea. I don't know how many pictures they went through, but it's just like an avalanche. This whole scene was so bizarre. And so he's and then Charlie's like, does anyone want me to blow Brooks? And he has a little wind blower. So he's like getting the wind on them. And then they're like, wind, wind, wind, more wind on Brooks. Chloe's like, you're doing amazing, sweetie. Yeah.

And I love the direction. She goes, yeah, yeah, more wind. Now laugh at him. Laugh at him. Okay, no, but like mean laughing. Laugh at him like it's mean. The sort of laughing you would only laugh in the windstorm. Laugh. Windstorm laughing. Laugh at her. Mean laugh at your child while you're pouring liquid all over them. Like, sounds great. Meredith Monthly's gonna laugh at us.

i wonder what these photos are all being used and do these photos ever actually get surfaced anywhere or are they just i don't know but there's like multiple shots there's multiple scenes of them doing photo shoots together it's weird and very them it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial

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Every big moment starts with a big dream. But what happens when that big dream turns out to be a big flop?

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So then the producer is like, so what do you like most about Charlie? And we see Charlie in the confessional with Ava, but he has his shirt wide open so he can show off his new little chest tattoos that he has. He's like, yeah, I'm like a guy who's, I'm tough.

I'm the son of a mutual fund manager because I'm and I've been born on these streets. Nothing's as tough like a Harry Styles tattoo across your chest. Those tattoos are the worst. They're the worst. I feel so bad for them because it's just like such a trend. And then when that's over, you're just like the weirdo who has a Harry Styles tattoo. You just have a big butterfly in your chest. Yeah. Yeah.

It's awkward. Undermining whatever definition you've worked so hard to build. Yeah. Which he does. He does have that as well. So Ava's like, yeah, I'll tell you. Charlie has no filter and he's very direct. And I'm Ava. I have no batteries. I'm completely devoid of any kind of energy or charisma or personality. It's all been put into my perfect face and everything else. There's nothing left.

So Charlie's like, yeah, I definitely get in trouble with my math. So Chloe's like, hey, so what'd you guys do for Memorial Day weekend? Forgot. Get it? I was supposed to go to the Hamptons, but I was shooting a campaign. So I was in the city Saturday and Sunday.

Charlie's like, we got to find a good party to go to. We could do Kassaf, not we can do Zero Bond. And they had to put it in subtitles, but they were like, these are Gen Z subtitles. They're all in different like crazy TikTok fonts. But I like that they had to put them in there because his diction is like, Kassaf, Zero Bond. We can go to Kassaf, Zero Bond. Do you want to go to Zero Bond? I'm going to go to Phi Bond. No, Zero Bond. Zero Bond's what's in right now.

Yeah, let's also go to that place Georgia was talking about. Oh, yeah, Gonzo. I love that Gonzo has a place now. He deserves it. He's like the most underrated Muppet. Yeah, with that trumpet always exploding in his face. Does it explode in his face? Why do I think his trumpet explodes in his face? No, but he blows it and then he has like the little flying motorcycle thing like the Muppet caper. I mean, Gonzo saved a lot of lives.

I love his dedication to Priscilla the chicken. Gonzo has always been probably like my favorite Muppet, I think. I think people don't like him because he's like a chicken fucker. But you know what? I'm from the South. That's wonderful.

So are we going to go to Gonzo, Zero Bond, or Casa tonight, guys? What are we going to do? So then we see a text thread, and Charlie says, let's meet up at Gonzo tonight. And then Georgia says, splendid. And then Charlie's like, Chloe, where do you go when you go out? We spoke about this on FaceTime the other day. Remember, do you go to Gonzo, or do you go to Zero Bond, or do you go to Casa, all of the above or none of the above? She's like, yeah, yeah.

- Like Chloe is getting into her mom's stash. Chloe has never had a lot of energy either, which is so funny. Every time they try to make conversation like, "So Chloe, what did you think about that article in the New York Times?" She's like, "Yeah,

So Ava's like, you guys FaceTimed? Charlie goes, yeah. Brooks handed her off. Yeah. We had a FaceTime sesh. We had a sesh. Chloe, do you have a boyfriend? She's like, I don't know. Like, I'm like single and it's like the first time. So I'm like, oh my God. Like if something with the right person happens, I mean, I guess we'll see it gone so. So what do you like? Who are you seeing, Chloe? Chloe.

No one. No, no. This is Charlie. Who are you seeing, Charlie? He's like, no one and everyone. Then Ava's like, a man of the streets. I'm officially seeing nobody officially right now. Oh, my God. Hot boy summer. Hot boy summer.

Then Brooks tells us, we have to, we actually have to articulate between Brooks and Chloe. Cause they sound exactly the same. No, I think they've always in my voice. They've always sounded because they do sound exactly the same. No, I'm saying, I feel like I always have to say Brooks says, Oh yeah. Cause they're the same. So Brooks is like, when I met Charlie, he was in a relationship and then Charlie is now single. It's like two different people. It's like going to Gonzo and then finding out you went to Casa instead. It's crazy. Yeah.

So then Charlie's like, so Chloe, how old are you? She's like, 22. But my birthday is 14 days before Brooks. So almost 23. Wait, how's that possible? Is it? Well, they could. It must be like a year and 14 days. Something like that. Sorry. I was like, wow. Something like that. Only Meredith Marks would be like, well, I'm pregnant again. That's crazy. They're not twins. I got pregnant with one 14 days later than the other one.

They are going to have the same voice and same face and everything the same, but there will be different days born. I'm a double-wombed woman, okay? One is Meredith's womb, and the other is Marla's womb. Chloe came out blonde.

So Brooks is witnessing Charlie flirting with Chloe. So he's like, "Oh my God, I'm like not okay." Amongst me and my friends, Charlie, he's literally, he's like never grown up. He's like such like a baby. And then it cuts to him lying on Meredith's lap, just staring at her like, "You're the best, mom." - "Must be strange, Brooksie. "Mean laughing, mean laughing."

So then we got to talk about the fact that, by the way, we didn't talk about the fact that half the scene Brooks has some weird pink like spaghetti wig on his head. The things they do to Brooks in this show, it's hard to even get them all in because he seems like he doesn't have that much going on. But we've already seen like five different wigs and three photo shoots. I'm not really sure what's happening. And he's had tea poured on his head.

So now we have Ariana and Hudson who are walking hand in hand. Hudson is her boyfriend. We did a trailer trash of this show, which you guys should all check on Patreon. But we were wondering who was this sort of adolescent boy with the sideburns and the long hair trying to be tough. And now we meet him. He's Hudson. It's Hudson. He does not belong here. Hudson looks like he is waiting for the doors to open on Black Friday at Walmart and he's going to beat somebody for a TV is what it looks like.

He does. And he sort of has Josh Groban styling, but kind of like... I don't know. Like, kind of a... Josh Groban meets, like...

Kid from an 80s movie. Yes, he does have like a very like, we're going to find we're going to find the treasure map. It's like the Goonies. He's kind of got a thing going on. He's like, if Josh Groban were in the Goonies, this is Hudson. Yeah, he does have that. And look, we don't know anything about Hudson yet. All I do know is that he's not addicted to conditioner.

So they're walking and Ariane is like, oh my God, New York in the wind is amazing. Like every time I'm going somewhere, my hair is slicked back. It's like ruined in like 0.3 fucking seconds. I love this fucking city. Someone pissed on my face today. It was fucking great. So they sit down at this restaurant and their server is like, good to see you again. Who knew it would lead to this? And I thought it was like, oh, these Gen Z servers. And it's like a guy who's like 65. I was like, oh.

He's like, oh, the fried chicken air. Welcome home, honey. All right. What can I get you? So she's like, I brought my boyfriend Hudson to New York. We've been together for two years on and off for nine. He's my favorite, like literal favorite person in the world. Literally my favorite person. Like who's Mickey Mouse? Fuck that guy. Cut his fucking head off and shove it up his asshole. Hudson's the way to go now.

How old is Ariana now? Is she 22? Yeah, she's a little bit. No, she's yeah, she's 22. She's older. How old is Ariana Zolciak? Because she's 23 years old. She's been on and off for 20 for nine years. Yeah, it's her high school boyfriend.

They were 14. Come on. It's time to let's, let's, let's get a new model here. She's not getting rid of that guy. He's a fried chicken air. He's like, well, we didn't realize things to chicken or something. Yeah. That's, that's the thing. We don't find that out till later on, but her mom didn't raise an idiot. Absolutely not.

So they're trying food and he's like, you have to swallow first. She's like, oh my God, look, look at my $800 Christian Louboutin heels. They're like, are you kidding me? It's like not even a red bottom. It's like half red bottom. It's like destroyed because her shoe is like all tatted up. Does that mean it was-

They probably came like that because you know Kim got those out of a trash can somewhere and just handed them off. I was about to say, these were probably not Louboutins in the first place. They were Louboutins. So, um... Louboutins. Louboutins. Loubatrise. Craston... Craston Louboutins. Loubafuns. Loubafuns.

She's like, I've been on TV since I was five years old. I did reality television with my family post clips. Okay. They're amazing. And then I started posting on Insta and I got my first brand deal when I was 14, it was for dog food, but still I was doing like three posts for Purina a week and you get paid astronomical to do a story on Instagram. And I made so much money.

- Yes, but then she says, "But unfortunately my parents took my money," which is chef's kiss. Oh, I loved hearing this because it was so, it confirmed so much. I was like, oh, I love that she's calling out her mom on her own show. I was like, good for you. - Good for you. I was proud of her for this. Fuck Kim Zolciak, that is despicable to steal your children's money. And then we find out that Kim is still calling every day for money.

it's just like kim kim became that mom that i just thought it was still like for some reason i don't know why it didn't occur to me that she wouldn't take her kids money i think it's because i just didn't think her kids had money but now that we see that her kids do have money of course kim stole all the money of course she did and it wasn't even for anything good it was like for scratch offs and nickel machines fucking yes

And so Ariana's like, did I see my mom over here? You know, I'll pay you back. I'll pay you back in two seconds. I'll pay you back. Like any second now, I'm going to win one of them scratch offs. Just give it to me. Give it to me. And then Ariana saying that she saw Kim drinking a $200 bottle of wine on her story. And so Hudson is like, this is where I started to like Hudson a little bit because he, he hates this. And he's like, yeah. And she almost brags to us that she's like, oh yeah, I'm drinking the same bottle of wine right now. And we're like, why are you doing that? She's like, yeah, but yeah,

can't say exactly what they use that money for because i just found out that it was gone two years ago i'm like well look at the cars in your driveway and that's where the money is right now oh my god she stole all that money and so she's like you know and like i wish i would have been kept in the light about it because like i was grown enough to know the truth but you know now our house is about to be gone and they lie you know and the lying is why i moved out

Ariana wanting to be in the light about why her mom was stealing the money because then it's not stealing anymore. Because she knows that you'll say no. That's why she steals it. That's just disgusting. Kim Zolciak should be ashamed of herself. Although we know that she's not capable of that, but it would be nice to see her.

So Hudson's over this and he's like, you know, she's saying the thing me and Hudson do struggle with sometimes is that my mom is still asking me for money. And he's like, yeah, I don't like that. And then we see a flashback of Kim being like, oh, yes, I just sent you something. I just sent you something. It was a Venmo request. Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day, honey.

Hudson's like, you have to tell her, no, I can't send you the money this month. Okay. Like you've already taken everything I have. As we all know, the only people who should be receiving money are the children. He's acting like he has some sort of career also, by the way, you know, he's a user too. Well, at least he's using his own parents and not the other way around. It's like, he's going back to nature.

ariana's like sometimes i don't tell hudson when she's asking me to send her send me something because like she's going through this crazy divorce and like the mother to four kids and like i get it i never want money to destroy a relationship with my my family ever well it hasn't stopped kim yeah she doesn't give his child after all oh disgusting and you didn't have them kids she did

So Hudson's like, yeah, but you're still taking money and giving it to her. And she's like, yeah, but like at the same time, what do you expect me to do? Like the AC is not working. I pay the AC bill. Like, what am I supposed to do? Get those kids a damn job. I've seen them online. They're old enough to work at a bowling alley. Get them to work. Why should you have to do it? What's Brielle doing these days, by the way? Oh, my gosh. I'm surprised they never mentioned Brielle. Do you think Brielle's like holding out and waiting for her own moment?

I feel like Brielle's falling into, I don't know. Like it's, I think it's weird that Brielle is, is not really the focus here. It's weird that,

Yeah. I want to know what's going on with Brielle. Well, I looked her up. She's got 1.3 million followers. That's cray cray. And she, um, she looks less crazy. I will say she's got black hair now, I think. And it says Brielle Bierman, American socialite, LOL. Okay. She just got engaged too. So maybe that's, she maybe found a rich dude and that's why she's, uh,

A socialite now, but she's, I think a brunette. Some guys proposing in Scottsdale. So yeah, that's, that makes sense. That's a trajectory. Scottsdale is a trajectory for her for sure. That's a good one though. That's a nice ending, right? Well, not ending. She looks a lot like him. She does. And she looks a lot less crazy. I think than she's looked in the recent past. Very, very beautiful. Her lips. It's crazy that she got Kim's face. Isn't it crazy? Yeah. I'm looking at a video. Beautiful girl.

Kim must be spiraling now that she'd like her daughters are moving out. They're doing better than her. They look younger than her. That's a lot. She'll live off of them though. If they both got rich guys, she's probably planning on catching those checks for the rest of her life. Fucking Kim. Gross. Kim have some self-respect.

So anyway, Hudson is basically like, yeah, she's trash and we have, we can't keep paying like for her lifestyle. And he's like, you know, Ariana's like, well, it's just not your business. And he's like, well, it's not my business. It's our business now because the position they put you in, it's our business. And you can't even say that it isn't. And she was like, well, what am I supposed to do? Say no. He's like, yeah, I wish you would. Yeah. You say now and let her figure it out. So then friends don't let friends pay for Kim Zolciak.

Yeah, exactly. Let them kids, let them new kids figure out how to get a sponsored Instagram. Why is it all up to you? Yeah. Okay. Night lifetime. So Georgia, we meet Georgia and she's being painted, I guess. And she's like, honestly, this is my dream. I'm just sipping red wine. It's almost painting me. Yeah, it's art. It's like so art. I'm so art.

george is the true breakout star of this show i'm gonna say she is so she is 100 we'll never shake her hand but uh she is the breakout star and so this painter is like yes fabulous you have good bone structure you're like a modern day meredith marx thank you but i do you know i do look a little like i don't know malnourished for sure right right that's what i'm going for

Yeah. Germ positive, nourishment negative. So Brooks is like, where are you? And then we go to Brooks and he's like, should we like try to call someone? So they called Charlie and he's 15 minutes away. And Brooks is like, uh-uh, you're not even in a car. Are you in a car?

Because they're all waiting in line outside of this, like, maybe it's like Gonzo. Are they trying to get into Gonzo right now? Yeah, they're in line at Gonzo, I'm assuming. And so now Charlie's flirting with Chloe over the phone. He's like, Chloe, my love. And Brooks is like, do we have to wait for you or are we on the list? Chloe's like, yeah, are we on the list or do we have to wait for you?

You're on the list. He's like, wait, we've been on the list the whole time. Oh my God. We've been on the list. We should go talk to them because we're on the list. Hey, are you guys on the list? He's like, we should be on the list. And Claire's like, we're on the list.

Yeah, we're on the list. We're on it. Brooks and Chloe. Are you on the Brooks and Chloe list? Because we're on that list. We're on the list. And they're like, you're on the list. Like, told you. Told you we're on the list. Let's go in. I'm sick of looking at the list that we're on. So they finally meet up with Georgia and they're all hugging. And Georgia's like, oh my God, oh my God, no way. I've heard so much about you from Charlie, Chloe, so much. Chloe, of course,

is very excited to hear this and she goes so brooks is like yeah we had a facetime sesh so yeah yeah we like talked we talked about going to gonzo we put on the list so brooks tells us about georgia and he's like georgia honestly gives like i literally don't sleep i go out all the time i'm constantly working she grew up wait let me step west wait can i step into the role of ronnie carom yeah that means she's on coke right

Everything I've learned from you for 13 years says, wait, she doesn't go to sleep. She works all the time. She's young and she's in New York City. Cocaine. No, you can still do it when you're young. It's when you're in your 30s and you're still like, wow, I just got home at five in the morning. My eyes are like dimes.

I didn't see coke eyes on this girl on Georgia. - No, I didn't either. - And also she's too chill. Georgia's like, "Hey, yeah, I fucking love partying." Like I threw a party at the top of the McDonald's spaceship in the playground. Literally everybody came, Pitbull DJ'd it. Like it changed the city. - When you think of like New York, I feel like everyone thinks of Georgia. Ariana's like, "Thank you. That's what I've been saying all this time." No, not actual Georgia, this Georgia.

I guess most people think of Gossip Girl, but then you think about Georgia. So they're like, yeah, Charlie's still 15 minutes away. She's like, oh my God, Charlie's going to be 15 minutes away for like 10 years. That's like Charlie's traject. That was like so funny. Chloe, wasn't that like so funny? Was it as funny as when Harry met Sally? Tell me the truth. Listen to Chloe. She literally can't stop laughing at your joke. Listen to her now laughing. Ha ha.

Oh my God. So funny. So they met each other. Georgia and Brooks met each other through Charlie and Brooks like, yeah, she, I was invited to an event that Georgia was throwing. And then Charlie was like seven hours late. Chloe loves that story. And Charlie's like, Oh wow. Hey everybody. Like, wow. Let's take a shot. Oh God. That's the worst shot I've ever fucking taken. Disgusting.

Yeah. So then he, uh, Charlie was like, Hey Chloe. Yeah. There's some cool bars near our spot. She's like near your apartment. Yeah. We should grab a drink there sometime. It's kind of like going to Casa, but different. Cool. I could be down. Could I have your seed phrase? He's like, no, stop asking. So he's like, yeah, going out with my friend's sister. Great idea. What problem could that cause? I'm Charlie. I'm a rebel. I'm rebel. Charlie.

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So now, after this night of mirth and joy, now it's time to see City live. And the song starts playing. It's like, I just want to have fun. Clap my hands. Turn around now. Dance, dance, dance. No one on this cast is doing any of those things. I am not seeing Brooks Marks clapping hands, turning around, or dance, dance, dancing.

Yeah, Meredith is probably somewhere with a bottle raised in the air alone at home in a bathrobe. Winky, winky, winky, winky. DJ Meredith Marks playing my new favorite song. I just want to dance and turn around now. So let's go to the most energetic person of this cast, Ava. Ava Dash. How can you have this little energy and your name is Dash? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Yes, it is Ava. So she's with her dad, Damon Dash, who they call Dame, which is kind of funny. Dame, if he ever were knighted, would he become, would he be known as Sir Dame? Dimash.

So they're playing around as a family and they're playing I spy. And Ava says, okay, I spy with my little eye something black. And Dame's like, definitely not one of Ava's boyfriends. And they all crack up. Hey, Ava.

So for those who don't know, Damon Dash co-founded Rockefeller Records. She tells us about her parents. So he founded Rockefeller Records, music mogul, huge, et cetera. And then her mom is Rachel Roy. And so that's why- I've been told all of this. Becky with the good hair. Becky with the good hair. We didn't realize this. Well, when we saw the preview, when we did the trailer trash, we saw Damon Dash, but Rachel Roy was not in the preview. And we-

had not fully accessed our full Damon Dash dating or marital history, which is that he was formally married to Rachel Roy, which I think we did know at some point, but it's just not one of those things that we committed to our memories. So yes, this is her full trajectory. And they sired Ava, this gorgeous, gorgeous woman who is a model now.

Yeah, so Dame is like, yeah, I grew up with all these guys. You know, we went to high school together. Let me tell you a fun fact. Claude was known for being the fastest dude on Broadway. And then we see his friend, Claude E.B.,

And he's like, we used to race right there. And they're like talking about the old days with the kids. And so Dan was like, yeah, I ain't seen Ava in a long time. She's doing her thing. She's super modeling, all of that. She just did a campaign for Tommy Hilfinger. Am I supposed to be impressed or is this like a ripoff that actually sells rings? It's one of Kim Zolciak's favorite brand, Tommy Hilfinger.

So Ava's like, I've been modeling my whole life and I'm at that point where I'm just like kind of a real adult and just kind of like figuring out what the fuck does that even mean? I'm like, okay, you're not an adult probably. So he goes up to meet with Charlie. She goes up to meet with Charlie and he's like, I'll be at your runway show. She's like, you better be. And

And so he's like, so then we'd switch over to Charlie. And Charlie's like, I'm from New York, born and raised, super hungover. That's just how I roll. Here's what I love. Fucking money, girls, and fun, and crypto, brah. I love it.

i like crypto this guy's insufferable i'm sorry it's like my dad is a retired investment banker and he makes us she made a ton of money so i get some money from my dad and then i use that to invest in cryptocurrencies i mean this guy really is out of gossip girl like when you see these shows of like privileged new yorkers you know uh who are like 17 years old but they're acting like they're 27 and you're like this people don't really exist this is just in the gossip girl universe but this guy is he's like a chuck bass he he is here

And much less charming when you know they're real people. They're really out there. So now he goes to the barber and he's like, Karen, at the end, just so you know, like when it airs, when my dad watches it, I'm going to pay with my own credit card and then we'll just run it on his tab. I'm hilarious. Yes.

So then we go and hang out with Georgia, the brand events, creative strategist. And she's like, not to like toot my own horn, but I genuinely feel like I am one of the most cut out people for New York that I have ever met. Yeah.

Guys, I went through my Rolodex and I'm the one who's best suited for the city. So congratulations to me. Yeah, I went. I have like the res to back it up. Okay. I've got many generations of my family be from New York on my mom's side. Like my parents were like between poor and middle class. Like they weren't poor enough to be gross, but they weren't middle class enough for me to lose cred right now in this confessional.

So, you know, basically it was really hard. So I decided I'm going to do whatever it takes to get to a place where I'm financially stable unless it means washing my hands because I know better. That's, you know what? I know I'm the most cut out to live in New York because I literally brush my hair with a fork. Okay. They used to call me Ariel and I was like, yeah, but this bitch was born with legs. Am I right, everyone? Am I right? Some people call it New York hustle. I call it anxiety. You know, some people call it, I don't know.

What is it when your family gives you everything? Nepotism? Privilege. I call it privilege, nepotism. I call it Monday. So let's get to it. So they meet up. Charlie and Ava meet Georgia for lunch. Like, hi. And Charlie's like, I really do love Georgia. She's like my sister. And if you ever need a fork, she's got one in her hair at all times.

Earlier this year, Georgia would be like over every day and she would like sleep on the couch six out of seven days. It's like hilarious. They keep on doing these like anecdotes that they think are like so fabulous, but they really have like no arc to them. It's like, oh my God, I have the funniest story about Georgia. Like sometimes she like comes to my apartment and she'll like knock on the door and sometimes she rings the doorbell. I'm like, you're crazy. Georgia's like literally nuts.

And so he tells Georgia, he's like, you're vibing right now. And she goes, I'm going to wear something ridiculous tomorrow just to match your aura. Honestly, you're ridiculous aura. And Charlie goes, aura. And she goes, yeah, aura is the new vibe. That's why I only listen to music by Rita aura. So Charlie's like, I discovered aura. I know. I'm like, the old vibe was the replacement for aura. Wasn't it?

So then Georgia is like, Oh my God. Riz is the new aura. So Georgia and Charlie are sitting in a, in their confessional together. And she's like, Charlie question. Have you ever seen when Harry met Sally? He's like, Oh,

No, who are those two lame-os? She's like, no, it's this movie. And then they're on the couch, and there's all these couples. And they're getting interviewed, and they're like, we've been married for 40 years. And I just feel like we're in that right now. We're like an old married couple. Oh my god, I'm so prepared for this interview. Of all the people I've ever met, I think I'm the most prepared I've ever been for this interview.

That sounds really old. Did they still say like vibe back then? She's like, yeah, it was old. So they're talking, you know, he's saying that he likes Chloe and she says, Charlie's dated quite the repertoire of women. One of his first flirts was Lindsay Lohan. Um, excuse me. Can we, Lindsay Lohan is going through a decreeping phase. Can we just let her live? Decreeping phase.

She's been, she's like 95% decreaped. Do we have to drag her back into this mess? Why do we need to make her look like a child molester right now? Can you just leave her alone? Charlie goes, yeah, she would pick me up from school. And like my high school friends love that shit. They're like, we love that Emma Stone comes by and gets you. And I'm like, it's not Emma Stone. Lindsay Lohan was dating a dude from high school that she would pick up from high school. I can't. And I believe it. I believe there were pictures. They showed pictures there. It was official.

Oh, my gosh. So Georgia's like, well, yeah, you treat women very well. I've been witness. I mean, look what happened to Lindsay after. She did so well. You were a good boyfriend. You totally decreed her. So Charlie's like, yeah, I hope you mean that. All jokes aside. She's like, I really mean it because I learned about relationships and Harry met Sally. And Ava's like, yeah, I haven't seen that, but whatever. And Charlie's like, yeah, Ava doesn't get that treatment. She goes, yeah, I open my own doors. So.

so now we go over to amira who's a content creator and a model and amira's like when i tell you new york has seen my glow up i went to new nyu i was busted i was busted crusted dusted not lusted for that's for sure musted um uh i went to um russ are there any more rusted words rusted rusted

I was rusted like a train. Which is just custard with an accent. Also, I love custard. So she's like, yeah, but I don't care if I was rusted, busted, dusted, tufted, lusted, puffed. I was still that bitch because I acted like that bitch. So she's doing her own photo shoot. It's like, am I giving like camel toe? Because like I'm giving toei. I'm giving toei, guys. Years later, I'm that bitch.

And then we see her in a TikTok and she's like, "Hey guys, I just bought my family a house." "This house is that bitch." So she says, "And in all the things that I put out in the world, it's like, I want everyone to feel confident. You know, I don't want people to feel like me going to school and not being happy with myself because I was busted and dusted and rusted and cussed, okay? I want you to be confident, which is that you have to have a glow up and then you know you're complete."

Yeah, and she's like, okay, here's my example of being super comfy. Hey, girls, let's go pick up some sugar. Daddy's a black tie.

I actually used to be the beauty director of Paper Magazine. And at the time, I was building up my own social platform. And I was like, I can't believe I've actually been hired by a magazine made out of paper. Do they still do that? But then I started working with Victoria's Secret, which is really a brand that's known for making women feel confident. And it's kind of like everything just kind of blew up.

Yeah, it's huge. She's huge now. So she talks to Brooks. She's like, hey, Diva. He's like, you look orange. Yeah, what do you think of the nose? Just got it. Do you like it? Do you like my new nose? Yeah, look at it. Look at it. He's like, Diva knows. Yes. Icon knows. Mother knows.

By the way, she does talk about this nose and she says, my surgeon said I actually can't get another nose job or I'll perforate my septum. But then it went viral on TikTok yesterday. So I think I've got to do it. It's worth it's worth perforating the septum just to go viral all over again. I mean, who else has a perforated septum in their TikTok bio? Yeah.

I just want people to be confident about their perforated septum. Okay, this nose used to be busted. I love when people are like, all I want is for people to be confident. That's why I put my fifth nose job on TikTok. As we all know, you can only be confident if your nose jobs go viral.

So Brooks is like, one thing about Amira, as you should know, you should never cross her friends. And she's like, Brooks is like that friend who will tell you what you don't want to hear, and he'll always do it in the sweetest way, but he'll be like, you're being unreasonable about this. And I'll say, it's my nose.

Yeah, if you go after Amira's friends, you're not going to see the light of day. Like, well, I mean, she's not like a murderer, but like, she'll just rhyme a lot of things with rusted and crusted for a long time. So she's like, okay, like next Tuesday, I'm like running my first runway. So you'd like have to be there because it's like runway, runway. Okay. That's insane.

I'm so excited. I can't wait to go. So the producer asked who she would compare him to. And she says David Rose from shit Creek. And he's like, Oh my God. Goodbye. Goodbye. I'm actually like out. Hold on. Let me get Chloe. Chloe. She just said, I'm like the guy from shits Creek. And she's like, Oh my God. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

So Brooks is like, so, um, Charlie, he keeps like making jokes about taking Chloe on a date. And we see that this text exchange where Charlie is like, yo, can I place a drink order with you? Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. This is exchange. He's in a restaurant. He's talking about it. We see him waiting for Chloe to arrive and he orders a drink for himself. And then the waiter shows him the drink on the menu. And he's like, oh,

And is it going to look like that when it comes? That's fucking sick. This depiction of the drink on the menu is fire. So Amira's like, well, dating your friends, siblings, that never ends well. I know so many people who have literally murdered their sister after they dated their friend.

Literally, you could never look more busted and crusted and rusted than when you date a sibling of your friend. Take it from me. The producer's like, so what celebrity does Charlie look like? And she goes, let's do it at the same time. One, two, three, Scott Disick. And he's like, Barry Manilow. He's like literally Scott Disick in Barry Manilow's body. I think he looks like a SARS guard. I feel like he looks like the...

do you know this one sars guard that's there's the tall tall sars guard and then there's the sh i think it's a peter sars guard who's with maggie jillinall i feel like he looks like that that's ours guard the shorter one

Yeah, the shorter one from Westworld. There's like one who's like tall, blonde and statuesque, who's in Big Little Lies. Who's like, he's like beautiful Nordic. Yes. And then there's like normal. He's on Murder Button now. He's hot. And then, yeah, then there's the one that's like, no, then there's also Steve Buscemi, Sarsgaard, the really tall one who has Steve Buscemi face. Oh, I didn't know there was another Sarsgaard. Well, there's also the dad, Stellan.

I think there's like 10 brothers. Cause I think Skarsgård brothers keeps, they're like Hemsworths. They just keep coming out. So many Skarsgårds. So many. So Amira's like, okay, Barry Manilow. Oh,

He's going to hate this. By the way, who's Barry Manilow? I'm surprised that Amira knew who Barry Manilow was. I'm not surprised that Brooks did, though. Brooks did, because that's hilarious. By the way, Steve Buscemi face is Bill Skarsgård. And then there's Gustav Skarsgård, Walter Skarsgård, Sam Skarsgård. And you know what? They didn't even put Alexander up here on the... Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's the main... Are they actually related, or is this just a... They're all related. I'm telling you. There's like nine million brothers.

wow all these scars guards bill scars guard was in it right wasn't he it relatives alexander yeah yeah he plays all the creepy roles um okay so it's always scars guard not related because he's not he's not a relative peter sars guard um i don't know who's yeah he is he's oh you know why no no no because these all those people are scars guard and peter is sars guard

I thought he was a Skarsgård brother. No, he's a Sarsgård, not a Skarsgård. Oh, Jesus. All this time, I thought they were all... You're right. Yeah. All this time, I thought he was... Oh, no, I wasn't thinking of him. This guy's such a weirdo, Peter Sarsgård. Oh, God, he always plays such weird fucking people. He played one of the lawyers in Presumed Innocent, that new show.

oh no i'm thinking of okay sars guard tell me that tell me that charlie is not peter sars guard look at peter sars guard that's what charlie is i'm thinking of luke hemsworth you see i was thinking of another hemsworth brother who was on west world i'm not going to give charlie any hemsworth i'm not willing to i'm not willing to give him that gene pool i'm giving him a peter sars guard that's where he that's where he is for me okay

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Betches. And our super premium sponsors. She's VVIP, it's Amanda V. Can't lose when you're with Amy Baldwin. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neil. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily Sides. Let's go into the woods with Guy Tubbs.

Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen. It's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Hail the cork master, the master of the cork, Jennifer Corcoran. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. My favorite Murdo, Karen McClure.

We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley. In the study with a candlestick, it's Leslie Peacock. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz. It's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it. It's Lola Alcalani. The incredible edible Matthew sisters. She eases our woes. It's Melissa St. Rose. We're on the floor with Molly Dorsett. There's a chance of meatballs. It's Rebecca Cloud.

She's the queen bee. It's Sarah Lemke. We cannot tell a lie. It's Sarah Tellefson. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Come on, shake your body, baby. Do the Sidney Congdon. Let's take off with Tamla Plain. It's always a good time when you're wasting time with Bravo. She ain't no shrinking violet couture. We love you guys.

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