#2899 RHOA S16E16: A Lot of Waffle Irons in the Fire
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Hello and welcome to Watch Watch Crap and it's a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the wonderful and lovely Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello Ben.

well we made it we made it through the mountain hysteria tour thank you to everyone who showed up uh both on thursday including zach wickham from the valley and hannah farrier below dick mediterranean yes and hannah um we had a tremendous show to close out the tour at the fonda theater it was so fun we had a great after party at the kookaburra lounge and

And it was just a great way to go out with a bang with probably the best tour we've ever had. So thanks to everyone who supported us both that night and every night on this journey. It's been great. But now we get to relax and enjoy.

Some nice time at home. Just recapping shows. We just recorded a recap of Love Island. It's over on Patreon. Patreon.com slash Watch What Crap Is. We recapped the past few episodes of that. And lots of fun. Lots of hot takes. Loving that show.

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It's almost over. Next week is it. Next week is the big ending of Atlanta. Let's see where it goes. Yeah, the big Atlanta finale is next week. So why don't we dive into last night's episode. We start off and Shamia is with her kids and Shamia is singing because she's still trying to make that pop career happen. So she will sing wherever she can, you know, make sure people are listening.

Yeah, she's really, you know, she's really going for it. She's singing with her kids. She's like, I know something's wrong, so I'm waiting for you with my... Okay, take it over, kid. And she's like, T-shirt on, I got your T-shirt on. Take off my clothes. You know what?

I have to do laundry now because I'm already upset with you and now you're wearing my t-shirt. Now I'm going to have to launder that again. I only have so many t-shirts. Get out of my clothes. Yeah. Yeah. That's going to be my single. Stop wearing my clothes, especially if I'm mad. It's bad. I'm going to make Beulah finish the song for me. What's the next line? She's like, woof.

Yeah, that's all he does. That's all he adds. Yeah. He's just got a nice snore like he's doing right now. So the producer is like, why is your child's face so greased up? And she's like, well, when I was a child, my mom greased my face up and look, I have perfect skin. OK, I can leave the house without foundation. That's why I keep my kids greased up. Grease up your children.

I don't know. I feel like there are a lot of people on the, like, especially on this show who could probably leave the house without foundation. And they probably did not have their faces greased up. I mean, look, do what you want to do, but there's a lot of, I never, I actually never even noticed that.

that she was so greased up. And now that they've said it, I can't stop looking. I'm like, oh my God, she is greased up. - I love that, the stuff your mom does to you. My mom was the opposite. She's like, you know what you should do? Go outside and stay in the sun with nothing on your skin. 'Cause that's what we did in the 70s and the 80s. That's how the moms were. They were like, yeah, sun, I love sun. They're like, we should be out, sun's good for you. You need to be in the sun eight hours a day. And now people my age are like, oh my God.

How do I inject salmon sperm into my face? Our mothers did that, you know, so we should be grateful that Shamia is giving good advice to the children. My brother was my skincare expert. So when I hit puberty, he was like, okay, this is what you have to do.

First, you take Seabreeze, which I don't know if they even sell Seabreeze anymore. It's like an astringent. It's like you take, you put on a cotton ball and you rub it on your face. And then once you've done that, you add Clearacil. But the thing is that what I didn't know as a kid is that like the astringent takes off all the oil and then you're just basically opening up your pores and just shoving Clearacil into it.

You use one or the other, but you don't use both. And so then I had terrible acne because, you know, I was following the dermatological advice of my brother, who was also like didn't know what he was doing. He was a teenager. But the thing that's sad is that I just assumed, oh, that's how you do it. And I did that until I was 30. And I had acne. I had bad acne for like months.

I would say a solid 17 years. I just always had, cause then you have bad acne. So you're like, oh, I got to do more of it. So it's like more stringent, more clear. So, so yeah, I, I had a whole different skincare journey. Yeah. We didn't have TikTok back then to teach us, you know, we have like, I had a Lebanese grandfather and my jiddi and he would just say, you have a pimple, put toothpaste on it. So I would put toothpaste and it actually worked. And then his other thing was, if you feel sick, drink Listerine.

Trust me. And so we've been doing that. We still do that in my family. You drink it. You don't just gargle it. You drink it. Yeah, you drink it because supposedly the alcohol or whatever there is in there, if it kills germs in your mouth, I guess his thinking was if it kills germs in your mouth, it'll kill germs in your body. And so we still do. I don't know if it works. I'm sure it doesn't. I'll probably die. But, you know, I don't have any zits. That's good. Well, it feels. Thanks, Jiddu. Yeah.

Speaking of doctor remedies, they're in the doctor's office for Shiloh. So everything, Shiloh gets a good, you know, she's like, well, yeah, prognosis. The doctor's like, Shiloh did great. I held her. I accidentally dropped her on the floor because she is greased up. So you probably should warn me next time you hand me a child that you've covered in grease. But otherwise, she's got a cast on now. But otherwise, she's doing great.

And then the doctor goes, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but the doctor goes, she's doing great. This time. I was like, damn, this is a threatening doctor. Yeah, because Shamia had strep throat and she was afraid that Shiloh's going to get strep throat again.

And then Shiloh was, but then she's like, maybe I got it from Shiloh. It's the sort of conversation you have with someone when you meet them for coffee. Like, how's it going? Oh, well, I think I had a strep throat and I was worried I gave it to my daughter, but it turns out I didn't have it. That's the sort of like level of this sort of storyline, but it's being elevated to full on a story for Shamia. Like, okay, cool. Yeah.

Love it. Very exciting stuff. Yeah. So then we go over to Phaedra's house and the storyline is for you. I feel like the producers are giving this to you because you've always loved Phaedra's kids. And now one of them is at a sewing machine. He's living the journey, Ben. It's like he doesn't even know you and he's following after his auntie. He really is. And I didn't, I was like, I don't want to be the annoying person who's like, oh my God, he's sewing just like me. Because the thing is like, I sew, but I don't, they're like, they're like,

there are, I guarantee there are people in our audience that sew way more than I do. And I, I'm not going to act like I'm someone who's like sewing every single weekend, yada, yada, yada. But when I did see it, I was like, Oh my God, that's so cool. I was like proud of the little guy. And honestly, I was massively impressed. I mean, this kid, this kid has more fashion sense than almost anyone on Bravo. He was in his little outfit. I was like, Oh my God, he's so stylish. And he made these pants and they were, the pants were good. And like,

Phaedra has like, I got him a fashion mentor. I was like, that's actually super cool. Like, that's awesome that Phaedra did that. Like, that is very impressive. And he is so talented. And then Aiden's there and Aiden's 14. And it's just like,

It was a lot to take in. Like these kids are great. It was pretty cute. And Aiden's already, you know, planning on just living off this kid for the rest of his life. He's like, I'll be your manager. That's my talent. So whatever you do, I'll just take some money off the top. It's like, yeah, you get 1.5% of whatever I do. You little bastard. And Phaedra talks about, you know, well, I'm doing this for my children because I believe in entrepreneurship. You know, I'm a funeral director, a Reiki healer, a,

um what else is she she's got a lot of stuff going on lawyer jazzercise this part-time over there donkey booty enthusiast was she donkey booty she was donkey booty right she was donkey booty because she was stallion booty yeah yeah yeah so yeah she does all this stuff and um then dylan is uh like basically she's grooming these kids to like start like

a fashion imprint. Dylan will be the designer and what's his face? Well, Aiden will be like the business manager and yeah, she wants them to be like little gentlemen and she's like, I want them to understand integrity and work ethic, which is why they're not allowed to watch this show. Yeah. And it started or being your Drew Sedera.

It started because Phaedra's telling us, Dylan loves fashion and he wanted bell-bottom pants. And I said, they don't even sell those anymore because they're so hideous. But if you can make them, and he did. And so I bought him a factory in Asia somewhere and

We put their children to work as well. I believe in child labor, which I do too. You know, I'm a huge fan of child labor. So I love the storyline. I think it's great. Yeah. So like she got him a sewing machine and he started sewing and he like took to it. And now he just like,

sews and he has a guy who stands over him with like a little tape measure around his neck but he makes like legitimate pants and he like honestly his little outfit he looked like he was a project runway contestant because he was wearing the sort of outfit that like a project runway uh contestant would wear i was like this is wild i didn't even know children could be this fashionable yeah

And then she announces that she's going to tie this in with her own fashion thing because, of course, she's got fashion. She's like, you can come to the vault. You know, we've got all the furs. While we're talking about child labor, let me also just talk about how much I love selling fur from animals. I'm just really trying to win America back as much as I can. I'm just going to put as much problematic shit as I can into this scene.

If this little boy manages to get a fashion label up faster than Sheree Woodfield, I will laugh. Because he will. This will happen much faster than she does. Sheree's fashion label is still just t-shirts with her taglines on it. It's not. Yeah.

Just dazzle, basically. Yeah. So she's going to have this fashion show and invite the ladies. And she wants a pair of pants. And he's like, no, we're good. She's like, you're a hater. So then we go to Kelly. Guys, I don't know if you've heard about this. Kelly is getting divorced. Let's go to the Kelly countdown. Divorce countdown. Divorce countdown.

Yes. So she's saying she has every single emotion going through her because this is their final court date of the divorce. This is it. This is the end. They will absolutely be divorced by the time she gets home today. And there's no way they won't be divorced. It is going to happen. Every financial matter, custody matter, division of assets and property. She is ready to restart her life and she will because the divorce is finally over.

Divorce isn't over. But you know what? At least we have a sprinter van. So sprinter van for all of her team. Yeah. Kelly's, you know, one thing I think Britt was right about Kelly was like, why do you need the stylist, like line of people everywhere you go? It does get a little much. Like I'm going to court, so I need a sprinter van with 10 people in it to get us all to court.

Is the court in Vail? Are you going on a Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trip right now? Like, why are we in a Sprinter van? Yeah, this was the least fun dramatic episode.

Sprinter van trip we've had. Like, stop fucking with Sprinter. Bravo is known for its Sprinter van drama. You can't come on here with boring Sprinter van shit. No. Okay? You're bringing down the show. I don't care what anybody says. That is my opinion. I don't... I think Kelly should leave. I think this Sprinter van scene was the final nail in the coffin for me. Because I've been like, eh. I've been kind of like...

okay with Kelly. I really liked her at first and I didn't really and then I'm sick of her story. I'm sick of her wishy-washiness. But now you've ruined Sprinter van scenes for Bravo and it's time to go.

Yeah. Um, that's a strong point that you make there. Um, she, she could have done more. And I like that she goes to the courthouse and it's like, cameras were not allowed into the courthouse. I was like, the audience didn't want to go in there anyway. Are we like, you're not like, don't act like you're like, you're, you're stopping the masses from watching the content that they've been yearning for. And no one cares about this divorce. Okay. Just let us know when it's all over. And she just gets back in the sprinter van and she's like, well, that was a shit show. Um,

Women on Real Housewives of Atlanta get better lawyers. Yeah, I was just about to say that. This is the second time this season. We had to see it with Kenya all the time. She had a shitty one, too. You all need better divorce lawyers because the men are getting away with way too much. I don't even know what's going on in their marriage. But I know that he got put right back in jail after this. And you're still not able to nail that divorce down. Come on, man. Get a better lawyer. Get precious.

So apparently what happened was that they went over time and they only like they had to have everything finished by noon and they didn't. So they need to file a continuance, which means they're going to be doing more of this later.

So then she's at home with Lamont, her publicist, and then someone like rings the doorbell. So she's like, can you get that? I'm like, you get your door. But she's like, he's like, of course I'll do it. So Shamir comes in and, and she's like, oh my God, my little baby. And they're hugging her and everything. And,

And then Angela calls. So the girls are being super supportive of her and stuff. Yeah. And then they start talking about how Britt has not called in even once. Even once. She might be out of minutes. I mean, this is Britt we're talking about. Are we sure her phone is turned on? The insurance companies have suspended my phone minutes. Sorry. Sorry.

Angela asking about me being a whore as Cricket has canceled my phone. So basically what I'm suing you for a $500 million. And then we see a montage of how Kelly went out of her way to comfort Brit, you know, in the wake of the Kenya situation. And now she's like, well, and now not a peep, not a call, not a flower, not a candle, not nothing. I'm like,

If you're expecting more than like a paperclip and some tic-tacs from this lady, good luck. And you also just got in a big fight about a stylist. So, yeah, she's not going to call you. And they're also acting like they've always been best friends. You've been best friends for five minutes. This is like a Love Island friendship. But they're like, oh, my God, that's like my best friend. I can't believe she's treating me like that. You've known each other two weeks, ma'ams.

Both ma'am. And so they're making a big deal out of this because Britt is an asshole. And so then we see Cynthia. It's invite time because we're going to have a thing to do. So Cynthia has a little black box on her doorstep and she's like, oh, my God, what a gift. I can't wait to put this on my countertop. Yeah.

Throwback to the days when I would just hang around a kitchen island. Yes, putting on the countertop. You are cordially invited into the Vault's Black Glove Shopping Affair. Phaedra, is this an event for buying black gloves or is that the branding? I'm a little confused.

Well, the Ivy showroom is my best friend's shop. I'm her attorney and we have a side business together. Yes, Phaedra. I love that Phaedra is representing someone who probably was like, I don't have money to pay. And she's like, guess what? We're going to have an event at your shop. We're going to sell some furs. I'm going to launder it through the mortician business. Everything's going to be fine. Don't you worry.

Yeah, seriously. And so everyone is trying on their trying to try on the gloves that came, I guess, with the gift. And Phaedra's telling us the fashion is going to be exquisite. Faux furs, real furs, chinchillas, chinchillas and tachala. And it's going to be everything. Hamsters, gerbils, squirrels.

Cassowary feathers. I forget what they're called, but those really long things that run all over people. Verits. Rezels. Stout. What are they called? Stouts, not stouts. Starsguards. The Scarsguard brothers. Turtles. Hyenas. So, yeah, it's going to be a very high class event.

And she's locking the doors if anyone's not on time. Because who's late to a fur event for a lawyer client? Why are we locking the doors? Why are we locking the doors on this fashion show? Especially if you're... So we're going to have a fashion show because we want to get word out about this fashion. But if anyone's late, we don't want to show them the fashion. I'm like, are you trying to publicize your shit or not? Yeah.

Okay, so now Britt is FaceTiming Phaedra. You know, she's accepting the invite. Okay, so let's go to William Sonoma. Kelly's having an event, guys, because she's a cook. And you can tell because she has her cooking book. We haven't talked about this since we originally looked up her cooking book at the start of the season. Her book is called Cooking with Kelly. And because Kelly is spelled with a K, she also spells cooking with a K, which is just like the dumbest-ass marketing technique.

Who let her do this? Oh, it's just stupid. No, it's not going to show up under any cookbook. People search for cookbooks with the C. Okay.

Yeah, I don't know why it has to be, because it looks like it says cooking. And yeah, I don't know why it has to be spelled that way. However, I did like that she had her event at a Williams-Sonoma. Like, that was actually very lovely. I was like, okay. The synonymy has hit everybody. Williams-Sonoma was so grateful, too. Everybody who came in, they're like, we are so grateful you're here. Thank you so much for coming to Williams-Sonoma. Would you like to look at a $700 espresso machine? No? No.

Would you like to buy a spatula for $35? Okay. Yeah, I mean, actually, say what you will about Kelly, but this event is at Williams-Sonoma, and then she had an event at a Balmain. She's actually had name brand locations as opposed to, you know,

like well i don't brit hasn't brit rented out like a chair at a country club and then like wouldn't make people eat and she's doing like you know nice brands with her so you know team kelly on this one yeah yeah amen it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial

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So, um, Phaedra sees Charles with Angela and she's like, Oh, Charles, I haven't seen you in a million years. I heard you got married. So who'd you get married to me? He got married to me. I didn't hear that one. No, no. I've always known him to be a single man.

but i heard you're cooking now he's like yes i have yes because apparently all of atlanta has been fed by the corn cobs in your kitchen so congratulations so kelly's a brand partner with ws that's how i call william sonoma yeah it's like huge and this is her seventh event over there just like wow i guess great

So she welcomes everybody. And Kelly's like, yeah, you know, I just wanted to invite these three ladies who are here because it was just such a great bonding Grenada. I mean, we had so much fun. The first day we talked about how I can't wait to get divorced. I'm not divorced yet. And the second day we talked about how I'm not divorced yet. The third day I said, I'm divorcing today and I wasn't divorced yet. So that was a good trip. So I'm hoping to make some divorce waffles.

Yeah. At long last, we're going to see Kelly make some waffles. It's only what we've been asking for all season. And by we, I mean, mainly me, I've been like, I want to see the waffles, but it's time they're going to do a, she can do a competition where Kelly versus Charles Oakley are going to make a waffle and the girls are going to, the rest of the women are going to judge it. So Kelly has brought a base waffle mix, which, well, I guess if she's selling the waffle mix fine, but I mean, lady, we need to see you make it from scratch. So,

And she's going to do a banana Foster's topping for her waffle. Okay. So she's going to work on that. And then we see that Charles is going to do, he winds up doing ultimately like a fried chicken and waffle situation. Yeah. And so they do that. And then is this when the guy comes over? Well, we, we basically see Charles. Yeah. We see Charles having some, you know, beautiful relationship stuff.

And he's basically like, you don't know what you're doing in the kitchen. And she's like, I know what I'm doing. He's like, well, you know how to walk around and into a kitchen. But yeah, she's like, why are you trying to make it sound like I don't know my way around the kitchen? He goes, you can walk around one. She just looks at the camera like, and my divorce storyline is next.

Yeah. So Angela's asking like, so have you been Kelly since Grenada? How are you and Britt? And she's like, well, I guess kind of good. I haven't spoken with Britt since then. And Paige was like, but aren't you all best friends? She goes, well, we are very good best friends. Yes. Which is her way of saying I fucking hate this bitch now.

Yeah, so Drew's like, um, something's not right in the waffle mix. Spill the tea. So now we're going to get the gossip. And Kelly's like, yeah, you know, I can't worry about it. I have to focus on me. So then Cynthia comes and she comes to Britt's because Britt has taken Phaedra's advice and she has decided to invite people over to her home.

Yes. And Cynthia's like, am I really in Britt's house? Have I made it to this house, honey? I'm actually just asking because it kind of just feels like it's the lobby of a hotel or a motel. I don't know. It doesn't really feel like a house. So Britt's like, Peter gave me some really good advice and I want to set it in my meemalomer.

So she's invited over Cynthia and Portia, who are probably the only people who want to ever film with her now. And Portia is saying, she's like, she's like, I mean, I haven't slept. I haven't slept since Grenada. When I knew that she was inviting me to her house, I was like, oh, my God, this is the most secret invite I've ever received. Who could ever fall asleep with that with the excitement mounting? Yeah.

And they have to go downstairs into like a different room because that's like her party basement or whatever. Yeah. And Portia's like, we have to go there. I'm like, my knees are gone from Grenada. Cynthia's like, well, they should be. You torqued them to death. Poonies. So they go down and start drinking and gossiping. And,

And Portia's like, yeah, that trip was good. You know, everybody's on their good behavior. And Britt's like, well, me and Kelly, we've been having a little situation. We've been utilizing the same team, like hair, makeup. But then come to find out she told them that she doesn't want any of them to work with Britt. They're her team. Stop stealing everything. You fucking steal or go find your own damn team.

I like also what she's like, I love when people like, especially when dumb people try to sound like lawyers when they're in an argument with someone. So they're like, I'm going to take the higher road and to take the higher road, I'm going to try to speak formally like a lawyer. Like, so that's Britt saying we've been utilizing the same team. Just say you've been using the same team. You don't have to say utilizing because it doesn't even really feel the right. That doesn't feel like the right use of utilizing. We're utilizing the same team. Okay. Okay. We're utilizing the same team.

Okay, Brit-esque. Brit-ed attorney at law. So she's like, yeah, like, she felt like she was getting the short end of the stick in Nashville. And they're like, what? What do you mean, the short end of the stick? You know, you guys both look great. She's like, that's what I said. And then Portia's like, did she think your outfits looked better than hers or you were getting more of the looks? Well, this...

stylist who they're fighting about. Someone on Twitter, the Jordan Annalise said, my theory is Brit's money is funny and Kelly knows she probably won't pay consistently and she doesn't want to mess up her established relationship with her glam team. And Paris writes, Brit parents

Britt pays well and promptly on time, despite what you may have seen on one episode. She's employed some of the best in ATL and never been an issue. She actually pays right before you leave her presence. That Apple Pay goes straight through.

Dun dun dun. Wow. I can't believe a makeup person is being messy. Can you? It's just astounding. It just inserting themselves in drama just to extend some. There are three minutes of fame. I've just never seen that from a person. They're normally they're just so normally discreet and just stay in the corners, you know, and they just they just want to come do makeup and

And not try to further relationship with the famous persons. That way they can have the spotlight. So this is just wild. Yeah. And by the way, Paris is wearing like Linda Dano shoulder pads, like these huge shoulder pads and a feather thing in their Twitter. And it says, well, Kelly is, this isn't Paris. This is somebody, there's another tweet. It says, well, Kelly is fake AF. Why did Brit think it would go over well to have a staff meeting with people who are not a part of your official team? All that money and you can't get your own makeup artist at least? And Paris writes, but,

Kelly came to the meeting in the end drunk and Brit even Ubered her there. LOL. And yeah. And then someone he'd like to reply that says, cause Kelly don't got the funds and Paris liked it. Don, Don, Don. So it was Kelly not paying Paris. What happened? Because I know Brit's probably not paying Paris. How's Brit getting this money? Brit doesn't have money either.

Yeah, neither of them have money. I think all three of them don't have money, to be honest. Paris included. I guess Paris doesn't have to have money because Paris is the one who is like the servant, right? But like, yeah, neither of them have money. And Paris should just go chase after someone who actually has some funds to truly pay. Because I guarantee you, Britt, whatever money he's saying that Britt is paying, that's going to dry up very soon as well.

Yeah. And when you say go drum up someone with money, no one with money is going to want to work with you. You're messy ass criticizing someone who's supposed to be your client. So, and then there's luck. Good luck, sir. And there's that. Um,

So now they're like, oh, my God, you guys use the same stylist. And Cynthia says, you guys both looked amazing. God, you remember that Hogs and Heifers trip? You both looked insane. You both looked insane. That stylist should have been fired right then and there. So Portia's like, is she upset that your outfits look better than hers or like you get more looks? Like what's going on?

Yeah. And Brittany is like, yeah, well, I don't know. And Kelly, she basically says, you know, I was... I was very disappointed when I got the call from the team of the Glam Squad. The call from the team of the Glam Squad. So Brit. I was utilizing the phone and received a call from the team of the Glam Squad. And they told me that Kelly doesn't want them to work with me. And Kelly is like, well, I absolutely...

Told my styling team they could not work with her if you have someone that is wanting every single person from your team down to your videographer, your photographer, your waffle iron greaser, your makeup artist, your stylist, your hairstylist. That shit's weird. It's giving I'm really not that girl.

And Portia's like, well, listen, number one rule for frickin' frack, I'm both frick and frack, okay? There can be no jealousy. Which is hilarious, coming from Portia. And so Britt's like, well, the stylist can't work with me, but now they're working with Shamia. And everyone's like, what? Shamia? Shamia now has the stylist? Which, you know, you haven't loved Shamia's styling either, so I don't know. I think Paris is bringing down this show. I have not.

I have not liked Shamia's styling at all this season. It's very, very matronly to me. It's like very ant forward, you know, which is like fine because ants can be ants, you know, but if you're trying to be a pop star, I'm like, don't, don't come out dressed like an ant when you're. They have a very successful movie. I really enjoyed ants. I was like, oh my God, ants steal things. Yeah. I was, I was really disappointed when I found out that was about insects and not about a bunch of people's ants. I was like, what?

I thought it was going to be like, I thought it'd be a movie where like ladies would drop by and then be like, well, it was great seeing you and then leave and see them a few more months. I think that's what this show should be. I think this show should turn over to aunties and it should be all the old cast members kind of coming back and it's about them, but they're kind of going to check in on the younger cast members. Like there's a whole other separate show going on and they just have to come in and mentor them a little bit.

Yeah, because truthfully, this show is like we're really seeing some good chemistry with like Cynthia, Phaedra and Portia. Like every time they have a scene together, like the show really comes to life. So I do. I do feel like that, like we should really focus on them and then add Angela, too. Yeah. So yeah, real the real aunties of Atlanta, the real on Atlanta's on Atlanta. So they're like, I thought you guys left and decided to leave.

you know, be friends or whatever. And Britt's like, well, she said so many things. Like she showed me text messages between the two of you guys, Portia, that said you were dealing with your divorce and your attorney and you needed it with yourself. So I'm just sharing you with that, that I've seen your messages. Oh yeah. You're a really good best friend. The second you get upset, you just go betray every damn thing. Absolutely. You're a terrible friend and you're a terrible person. Go away already. I'm tired of you.

really an awful person. And Portia's like, what? And Britt's like, yeah, it should be his house. And then Portia's like, but there was chit chat about me afterwards. Cause you know, she and I had a conversation, right? And Cynthia's like, but you guys left your conversation like a clean slate, like a,

smooth kitchen island right you didn't start over she's like well now it sounds like it was broken so brit in an effort to like on her form best friend just because they're in like a stupid dust makeup artist is now going to destroy another relationship because that's just the way she operates what a terrible person is saying well she's not even telling me what my attorney said she's saying what i talked about with my therapist and that's not cool you know so then we go back to william sonoma

And they're still having this waffle, you know, competition or whatever. And then they're shit talking each other, Charles and Kelly. And then Angela's like, yeah, this is where she has the fight with Charles. Or she's like, don't pretend I can't. I don't know my way around the kitchen. He's like, you can walk around it. So now it's time to taste the waffles. And there's the banana foster topping.

And Angela's like, wow, Kelly's has too many calories. She loses. Get rid of her. But no, they don't. They like them both. They're really good.

Yeah, well, I think that they basically liked Charles's more, but they want to be loyal to their girl. So they were because they were like with Charles. They were like, oh, my God, this took me to my grandma's house. This took me home. Oh, my God. There was something. Oh, and Kelly, yours was really nice, too. Huh? I guess it was a tie. Like, no, you guys like Charles's more. Yeah, it's because Kelly spells cooking with a K. I don't trust her waffles.

She's like, does anybody want a coughle? Coughle. So they decide it's going to be a tie. And then a guy comes over. A messy queen comes over. A messy queen that

A messy queen that no one would be there despite him already having a microphone on. That was crazy. He came with his own microphone. He's like, hi, love the coughle, by the way. But so, Angela, I don't think you know me, but I know your husband. He's come to my restaurant and I would like for us to talk just alone. So I can tell you something you might not know. Something she might know about her husband. I need to talk to her about her husband, everybody. And she's like, go away.

Who the fuck is this person? And who gave him the license to come speak to me?

but i know something about your husband this reminds me of the gay that went up to quad at that party and was like oh lisa's husband is gay and i slept with him or whatever it was which but that was like an obvious setup by quad right so uh so angel's like i don't know who this is why are you talking to me you you mincing gossip

So Patriots said, what the hell was that about? She's like, I don't know. I have no idea. So they're all kind of like, what was that? Who was that thirsty queen who came in and tried to stir stuff up? It's such sloppy producing. And it's so sad that they're trying this at the very last inning of the show, trying to make something happen. It's just bad producing. Who produced this season? Is this another, is this like one of the bad producers from Potomac or something? Is it Eric Fuller again? Yeah.

Is that what his name is? Eric Fuller? Let's see. I mean, I don't know. I've said it before. This is just some shoddy ass producing. Put a mic on some queen from a restaurant. Have them come up to you at a waffle event at Williams-Sonoma. Like, come on, guys. Make an effort. And I love that Angela is such a pro already. It's season one. And she's like, no. No, producers. I will not. I will not do this with you.

Thank you. Yeah. Well, you know, I have my ongoing theory that I've said many times, but you know what? Why not say it again? Is that whenever there's a casting change mid season or right before season begins, it fucks up everything. And we see it with this season, which was that it was really strong in the beginning. And then it sort of like lost its way a bit post Kenya Moore leaving. And now they're sort of scrambling to sort of like fix it. They added Phaedra in there sort of like,

that the vacation, nothing really happened on the vacation. That was terribly interesting. So like, okay, well we need to still like get this, get this ending to do something. So like here, let's throw in this gay who has some sort of gossip and like,

Let's go for it. And like, you know, this was not spontaneous because it just so happens that like the other ladies are sitting there just hanging out, doing nothing, waiting for Phaedra to call afterwards to gossip about this. So it's just so ham fisted. It's just not subtle. It's very bad work. Very bad. Yeah. And Charles ignores it. I don't know if Charles didn't hear it or if he just doesn't care and he's not going to play into this nonsense because every time Charles agrees to show up,

They try and bring him to some mess and he's just not having it. So he's ignoring it. And then Kelly is like, okay, well, let's just have a toast then. So we're both winners. But let's give it up for Mr. Oakley though, for being here. So he is talking to the GM of the store. Who's like, oh my God, you are amazing. Thank you so much for being here. Please, please. Do you know anybody that might want a mortar and pestle for $700? Yeah.

Would you like a mixing bowl made of copper? That's $3,000. Please. I actually would. Do you have one? Oh, actually, we don't have any in stock. If you wait, I will order it for you if you want to come back in 10 days. So Kelly comes over and she's cheering and Mark cheersing and Marcus the gay is there. So he's like, well, I've got a cheers for us. And he's kind of being held back.

Right? Isn't he like kind of behind the group at this point? - No, he's like with a group of gays and he's like near them. And he's like, "Cheers if your name is Angela and your husband's cheating on you." I was like, okay, you're just bad at this. - Oh, this is so embarrassing. - Like there's a way to be a messy gay on this show or on these shows and you're not doing it right. - You're the worst, sir. You are the worst of us. Please sit down. You're embarrassing. This is still pride month that I had to watch this. - Yes. - Shame. - Have some.

have some so Charles is like whatever he's just like making more waffles Charles is in the he's in he's focused he's like wait a second I only made three waffles that's not enough

I need to make 5,000. So he's like in the mass cooking moment right now. You're right. He just never stops cooking. It's so funny. He's like, it's open, Charles. He's like, this is my Brussels sprout waffle. Here's a corn on the cob waffle. Like, what? Must keep cooking. And Pager's like, honey, I don't know if the steam from the chicken is clouding his ears, but he does not hear or is not planning on responding.

So Kelly basically, she overhears the gay being messy and she just has her security guard kick the guy out, which was good. She did the right thing.

And she's like, I'm not going to be doing this. So then the producer says, you know, is there any part of you that believes that Charles might be currently stepping out on Angela? And Phaedra's like, I don't know what Charles is doing. I have no idea. But it's not against my religion to be in people's business, honey. Which is funny because Phaedra's the biggest gossip and she literally goes and gossips to all the other women in like five seconds. Yeah.

Yeah, so Angela's like, whatever. I mean, I'm afraid to even bring stuff to him because he's a pit bull and he'll tear his ass up. And since Madison Square Garden, he's been extremely calm. But baby, he does not play when it comes to disrespect. Unless it's me, which is just our love language. Yeah. And Kelly is like, I don't know where this guy came from, but he was no friend to me. And me and Angela might not be the best of the best, but I do not do disrespect.

So meanwhile, over at Britt's house, Mimosa is just like humping like relentlessly a leg and then a pillow and then another pillow. Like Mimosa is...

Mimosa's ready to go. Mimosa's the one horny dog. That dog is helping everything. And so Portia, of course, gets a call from Phaedra. So she's like, ooh, ma, just hold on to your panties. Big T coming. By the way, have you ever had a Brussels sprout in something called a coughle? I also like when Phaedra calls up. She just goes, ahhh. And Portia goes, ahhh.

Yeah, people can say whatever they want, but this show really does come to life every time they're talking to each other because I was cracking up. So she's like, we are at Strawberry Shortcake's Little Cooking Debut. And girl, some man comes up saying that he had a word for Angela. Your husband is cheating. And they're like, no way. No way. He's only the 19th person this season to say it.

Who said that? Portia's like, so what did Angela say? Well, she was visibly shaken by it. Although it could have just been the waffle that her husband made for her that was made of Brussels sprouts and corn and she was trying not to vomit. But Charles was looking right in front of them. And so Portia's like, oh, I knew he threw that pot of rice on his ass. Yeah. They're like, oh my God, I can't believe this. Yeah. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

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There's a model there. Phaedra sees a model. She's like, oh, my favorite little model. Hot chocolate. Yeah, it's the black glove shopping affair. And they're setting it up and everything. And Phaedra says she wants the ladies to show up on time because this is not a private event just for them. She has other very important guests coming. And when we put on a show, we really show out. So because it's such a public event, we are going to lock out the public.

I have people so important here that I'm locking the door. And if one of them is late, they're not getting in. Important people are late. So. Yes. So Portia isn't coming because her cousin Londi died, which is so sad. So sad. I forgot about this.

- I know. - Yeah. - It's a bummer. - That's really so sad. So she tells Phaedra this and she eulogizes her and says that she was such a loyal person and she was the most creative in the company and she did a lot for her grandfather's foundation and just so honest. And we see some clips of Londi throughout the years, including this season. I totally forgot about this and so heartbreaking. So she's not gonna come to this event.

But the event will go on and go forward. Yeah. So people start arriving and Kelly, you know, Kelly's like, wow, cute little showroom. Yeah. I've rented pieces before. Like they'll love it. They'd love that. So the girls start coming in and Cynthia's like, did you book models or is this a Porsche shoot where we're the models and we don't know about it? Then we have to regram it on our own grams for zero dollars. What are we doing today?

Yeah. And then Shamia's like talking to the security guard. She's like, are we safe? Are we safe, Kenny? Are we safe? And he's like, yeah, we're safe. She's like, okay, good. So just like more people are just like showing up. It's a lot of like, hey, you know. Also Angela showed up with security because they're like, wait a minute. Cynthia's like, do you have security, Shamia? Is that your security guard? She's like, no, everybody else has it. Why would I even need to bring mine? Half this couch is security guards now. Yeah.

mm-hmm and they're asking Angela again about the guy and she's like she's like yeah you know he came initially came up to me and he's like I want to speak to you and I want to tell you something about your husband and Cynthia's like and you did not know who this person was she's like well I don't know him from I don't know bucket of paint bucket of paint yeah sure

So then Britt tries to make a big entrance. And Kelly's saying, you know, he went through a whole little situation with Kenya and I brought a whole IV therapist for you and for Mike. And you're not bringing flowers or dinner over to my house. Not even some of my own waffle mix. You could have bought it and given it back to me. You're not even there checking on me and the girls and all of this all over again. That's not my friend.

So Angela's like, um, excuse me, we're in the middle of a very interesting story here. And Brett's like, well, I'm going to have a lot of stories to tell, I guess. And Kelly's like, I can't wait to have story time. So now these two are going to try and have like a big housewives blowout. Multiple. Yeah.

So now Britt has her grievance to tell us about. She goes, I'm really disappointed in Kelly because it really didn't have to get to this point. If Kelly would have came to me and confided how she was initially feeling about her glam spot or whatever, we could have talked it out. But she's now a fucking hater, so it is what it is.

Yeah. So Phaedra goes to lock the doors. So no one is leaving this chinchilla event. By the way, didn't Kelly keep this pretty private? I feel like Kelly has not been airing the glam squad beef very much. Like she's been annoyed at Britt for like a few episodes now and she's kind of kept it quiet. Yeah, Britt's the one that keeps bringing it up.

Yeah, I got the sense that it was discussed kind of privately. But I think she means she needed to talk to me and say she doesn't want me using her hairstylist instead of calling the glam team meeting and say I don't saying it, you know, she's like, why don't you come to me instead of going to the glam squad? Well, why don't you go to her to say that you were upset about her not coming to you? Hmm.

You're both exhausting and boring. So they're going to have their first housewives fight and it's kind of failing. So Phaedra starts the show.

so Drew's running late and she's like, she better get here because the doors will be locked. So then Kelly continues to fight and she's like, okay, well, you know, I had opened my event to the public and with that come fans and people and just random people that RSVP to come. So I did not invite this person that started shit with you, Angela. And she's like, well, I did my own research to find out who he was because people do not play with me or my husband and they decided to pay him a little visit and

And I found out that he was paid to be there. Angela's saying she did her research. She basically asked the producer, like, who was that person? Did you guys plant this person? And like, yeah, we paid him. We paid him to be on the show. That's what it sounds like, right? I mean, who would pay somebody to do this? This is crazy. Like, who cares about Amsler that much? A shadow conspiracy where there's like someone else who's like hired the gay to do the dirty work. Yeah. It's very involved.

So Angela is like, we are not the people to play with. And the producer's like, so are you tied to the mob? She's like, no, I'm not tied to the mob. We're just tied to people who care about us deeply. That's all. People who just really enjoy a lot of corn on the cob. So now we have a mystery. Who paid this person to confront Charles Cooke?

at a Williams-Sonoma waffle event. All right, I got a package of money here. Here's where the drop is. You're going to go to a place called Williams-Sonomas. All right? They're going to have really expensive ladles. Ignore those. Get the package. Get the package in. Do not get intercepted by the waffle security. Now the question, is this in Sonoma actually, or is it just called Sonoma? It's called it. Go.

So Phaedra, so the party, the thing is going to start. So Drew arrives 15 minutes late and she's like locked outside of this, like upstairs of this like strip mall. She's standing there. They're all dressed up and like on the outside, it's like those rinky dink place.

So she's like, okay, well, okay, well, there was so much traffic. I mean, I said there was like traffic. I mean, is there like an official here? Is it the president? I mean, there's so much going on. And she shows us that she did in fact take a video showing that there was traffic, which was, it looked like there was a lot of traffic. Although, you know, as someone who has himself gotten into traffic and has shown up a little late to things, um,

You know the truth, which is you can always look to see what the traffic is before you leave and plan for it. So sorry, Drew. The video does not help your case.

Yeah. And you're in Atlanta, which always has traffic, which you yourself just said. Yeah. But it's still funny. And she's so used to being disrespected by this cast, honestly, that she's just like, whatever. I'll just hang out here. She just makes the most of her scene being in the hallway. She's like, oh, my God, does that security guard have chicken? Is that chicken down there? And he brings her up chicken. It's like, oh, this is this is this is where the real party is up here.

Yeah, she doesn't even bother having like a diva storm out moment. Like, I can't believe it. She's just like, no, I know there's more free food inside. So I'm just going to wait. I'll wait 45 minutes.

So now Drew, let's see, Kelly and Cynthia and all those guys. So Drew, sorry, let me skip Drew. So Cynthia's like, well, it's interesting that that guy would take time out of his busy schedule to come be at little old Kelly's event. And Kelly's like, yeah, who would pay him? You know, maybe the people that don't show up.

are the ones that did it insinuating maybe it's Britt because Britt had people to her house that day so maybe Britt's the one that paid him to show up Britt's not even paying Britt doesn't pay for anything she won't even pay for a chicken meal at her country club yeah Britt is not paying for that so then Britt is like well we were all at my house if that's what you're implying and Kelly's like wait a second

Britt let you guys into her house? And they're like, yeah. And Cynthia's like, yeah, and Portia too. Because, oh my gosh, she let Portia into her house? Finally. Britt's like, yeah, I did. And you know what? You can address me. I know that's kind of difficult sometimes, but you can address me. She's like, well, I'm so proud of you. I mean, it's not really difficult. And Britt's like, um, it seems like it is. You don't have to be passive-aggressive. Oh, I'm not passive. I'm aggressive.

Oh, well, I've never seen you in grass ever. So don't play with me, Britt. Yeah, don't play with me.

Britt loves calling people passive aggressive when she herself is the most passive aggressive. Hmm. Seems a little passive aggressive. Well, you realize you're saying that passive aggressively yourself. So Cynthia's like, okay, okay, okay. You guys can have that conversation later. We are here to watch the photographer who did Nene's headshots 10 years ago walk in a fashion show. Okay. So then they just start nonsense fighting, which is my favorite. When Britt's like, why are you the big bad wolf? And she goes, oh yeah, I'm the mighty wolf.

Have you read that story? The Waffle Wolf. No, you're not. It's a persona. That wolf is a persona. Like, yes, of course...

What, you think she's literally a wolf? Of course, if you say I'm a mighty wolf, of course you're saying your persona is a mighty wolf. You're not saying I'm literally a mighty wolf. Like, guess what? Surprise. I have four legs and a tail now. You're not literally a wolf. So Kelly's like, oh, I'm insecure. And Brett's like, oh, she wants an audience. Oh, my God, you two are trying so hard. It's so awkward to watch. I'm cringing watching this. So they're trying to have this big fight. And so Kelly's like, oh, well, you want to use my team. And she's like, oh, the team that you begged?

for me to work with because you need a sidekick. I hate to tell you this. If someone is begging for you to work with a stylist, it means that you look crazy. Someone's like, please. Trust me. You know what I mean? My family's always begging me because my pants are always falling down.

Get us a Ellis, please. I'm like, or a belt, you know? It means that you probably go out looking like Jackie Goldschneider's mom. Remember, Jackie Goldschneider was like, Mom, I need to get you a makeover. You cannot go in public looking like this anymore. She's like, you know what? I don't need to brush my hair. I don't want to. I burned it.

So Britt says that Kelly was feeling insecure because she was second in Nashville when it was her entire idea to share a glam squad. Listen, she helped you out. She loaned you the glam squad and then you came in and tried to steal the glam squad. Yeah. And what does this mean? She looked second in Nashville was, I mean, they showed like people like walking in some sort of, I guess, I guess that was a competition when they were like walking on like a runway or whatever in Nashville. I don't know. This seems like a very tenuous claim by Britt Eadie.

Yeah. So Kelly is like, well, you better talk to your motherfucking roommate and you better talk to your pill popping roommate. And she's like, oh, my God, girl, you're so cute. And Cynthia's like, oh, not pill popping roommate, because she's telling Cynthia, talk to your roommate because they shared the room or whatever. Yeah. And then, oh, I thought the roommate thing was like you're like your husband's just like a roommate, like whatever. Yeah.

But I could be wrong. Who did Cynthia room with in that trip? I already forgot. This show's trying. I don't know. I have to be honest. I forgot who she was rooming with. Was it Britt? I don't know. No, it was Drew. But then, like, who? It was Drew. Yeah, so I guess she must have been talking about the man. Yeah, you're right.

Because like, but I don't know. She just says pill popping roommate. I don't really even understand the context. We just know that it was a burn. Yeah. So Shamia is like, wow, I didn't see this coming. But she's like bored. She's like, okay, whatever. So Phaedra is like, wow, she just offered me a little Advil PM. I mean, I didn't get the propofol Michael Jackson special.

So maybe it wasn't the husband. I don't know what was really happening. Someone had pills. But there's an accusation that she's a pill popper. So then, um, oh, maybe Kelly wasn't talking to Brit. Maybe Kelly was talking to Phaedra and

And calling said, you better talk to your roommate. Yeah. She's Pedro was roommates with Brit and she's saying Brit is the pill popper. Yeah. She's saying Brit's the pill popper. I know that much. We're really on top of it because Brit's like, oh yeah, we're, I'm just like this show. I'm like, okay, just end it for fuck's sake. Back to Williamson. No, man. I don't need a full season. If you've got nothing, you don't need to make this into 17 episodes. Okay. Give me a solid 10.

I would have been much happier with Brit just walking around that way. I mean, with not with Brit, but with Kelly walking around that Williams Sonoma, just browsing for, for housewares. I would have been totally fine. 45 minutes of that. Like talking about the spatulas, the bottle openers, the, the fish turners, like give me that. Not this. Yeah.

So, Britt's like, oh, really? She's not going to respect me, the baby? I'm going to lay the whole thing out. Well, the stylist said, you look like a mess, so keep it up, unless you want to talk about those abortions you had when you were married. Okay, just go. For fuck's sake. Can we not just barrel horn this lady in the head and then shoo her off? Like, at this point, get a fire extinguisher and just spray it in her face. I can't. You know what?

You know, just yelling at a fashion show where Phaedra's kids are just like around the corner about how Kelly had two abortions. Something said in confidence, you're just going to yell it out. Like, what about those abortions you had when you were married? This is coming from the same woman who's suing Bravo for creating a hostile work environment while you're airing someone's like deeply personal story.

like story that could have been very traumatic out in the public to weaponize it in a stupid petty fight about a stylist. And then you're going to go and see Bravo and talk about hustle work environment. So I just got to say this woman's full of shit. Yeah, she's full of shit. And then, but then Kelly goes low back. She's like, oh, you can't even have a kid. So you can never be me, bitch. I'm like, okay, this is,

I love that Bravo's getting sued, like you said, for problematic stuff. And I'm like, yeah, this sounds great. Leave all this in. Leave in abortion and infertility stuff in. Sounds great. So Britt's like, nobody wants to be you, you little hobbit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's leave J.R. Tolkien out of this, okay? So then Kelly's like, get me out of here now. She made this cute.

So Shamia's like, well, you know how you felt with all the Kenya stuff? Yeah, you can't bring up the abortion stuff. Okay. So remember, you're losing your credibility, right? That's the only thing that's kept you coasting through this season right now and kept us nice to you. Yeah, but she obviously gets to Kelly because this is crazy. So Kelly's like being held back from people. And she's like, you whore ass bitch. She's a hoe.

And Phaedra's like, well, I don't know. I mean, something about an abortion and a marriage, well, that's illegal after Trump. So you ain't got to worry about that no more. Probably can't even get any birth control.

So Phaedra goes, follows Kelly and just tries to calm her down. She's like, okay, take a deep breath. I'm a Reiki healer now, by the way. I'm a Reiki. She's like, I don't care about what you do with your gardens. No, Reiki is not that, but whatever. And Kelly's like, it's enough. It's enough. And so she like tries to calm her down. And Kelly says, look, first of all, it's my body and my choice. Second of all, I got my tube ties after the twins. So I couldn't even make a baby if I wanted to.

So then Pedro's just like, "Calm on your down." She's like, "This is a place of peace and we are going to film a sad scene in a moment. So just calm yourself down. You've got diamonds on your eyelids. You've got $10,000 boots." Meanwhile, Drew's still outside and she's just like, "Oh my God, camera person, those shoes are cute. Wow."

Wow. So Drew was like, can I get in? And so she starts like knocking. It's very much like Mary Cosby at the bat mitzvah. So she's like, hello, can I come in? And then the fashion show starts and they're like trying to redo like, and now this next person is wearing a faux chinchilla and you just hear like a, hello?

Hello? That shit was funny. So she's like, well, if I was there earlier, I never would have even seen that officer with the chicken. And the chicken was good. And the officer's cute, too. So...

That's where the real party's at. So finally they let her in because she's not going to stop knocking. And Phaedra's like, well, when we say six, we really mean six. Now, here come my children in crazy, awkward pants. So the pants walk. And Dylan's so cute. They are crazy pants, though. But he walks the pants. And I'm just proud of those kids. They're on trend, actually. Yeah. Big, wide pants. Yeah, they're on trend. No bottom cargos. Mm-hmm. They are. It's crazy. These kids.

I know they can do anything. And Aiden gets up there and he's like, hi, everybody. How's everybody feeling? Hey, we're doing pre-orders right now on the star archive.com. Get your pre-order now. There will be a lemonade stand afterwards. So then Phaedra is so proud. She's like, you know, my boys are my legacy. My goal in life is to give them a leg up and,

Tell them that all the time. I want you to have a leg up. So put a big bell bottom on it because you will be your brother's keeper. And no matter what happens in life, you have him because I won't be here forever. And she chokes up. And I was like, this would have been the perfect time for them to play that little clip once again to make us all cry of, I'm always going to be your little baby. Remember Aiden in the back singing and we all cried. So now people are shopping and Shamia goes over to Britt and she's like, listen, um,

You know she's going through a divorce. Like, why can't you call or text her going through that? And she's like, I can't be fake. By the way, my insurance license was suspended by the president of Iran after Angela and Kenya lied about me. And also I paid for every meal. You are the fakest person on this show.

Truly, truly. So then Angela, they're all looking at the furs and everything and they like some things and not others. But then, so then the episode sort of ends on this awkward and sad note because Phaedra basically gathers everyone around and tells everyone that Londi died. And so Shamia is crying because obviously Shamia knows Londi because she's best friends with Portia. And other people are just like, Cynthia's shocked. You know, she's met Londi too. And she's like,

it's just like a they're all kind of like halted by it and features basically like we have to really stick together and support one another stop um you know weaponizing people's abortions against each other at a fashion show that my children are at um and then it just sort of ends on this like sad note like r.i.p londie and it's true r.i.p londie so next week is the season finale and we're gonna see uh the the gay try it with charles oakley which will probably fail massively

Yeah. Yeah, that should be good. Because I guess Angela decides the producers probably talked to Angela and were like, listen, we've tried to give you something and you said no. So you are going to have a storyline with this guy. Go find this man right now and confront him. So I guess they're going to do that next week. So we'll see everybody.

We will see. Thanks, everyone, for being here on this sort of like uneven, up and down, campy, serious episode. And we will be back tomorrow with some Below Deck and more Love Island. Goodbye, everyone. Oh, and crappy hours tonight. Crappy hours tonight. I forgot to mention it. Bad host. Bad host. Crappy hours tonight. Join us at 530, 830.

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