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Joey: 本期节目主要围绕Gypsy Rose出狱事件展开讨论,包括她母亲的代理型孟乔森综合症,她与男友合谋杀害母亲的经过,以及她出狱后在社交媒体上的走红。Joey还分享了他对父母的了解甚少,以及他观看色情影片的经历。他表达了他对色情影片中种族主义和冒犯性语言的担忧,并对色情产业缺乏标准表示批评。 Frank: Frank在本期节目中表达了他对Joey生病的担忧,并愿意照顾他。他还参与讨论了母乳喂养的益处,以及操纵女性的可能性。他认为Joey应该更多地了解自己的父母,并对Gypsy Rose杀害母亲的行为以及她母亲父母的反应发表了评论。他还分享了他对快餐的喜爱,以及他观看John Wick电影的经历。 Frank: Frank在本期节目中还讨论了圣诞节期间男性更容易发生生殖器骨折的现象,并解释了“jump the shark”这个短语的含义。他还推荐了一些产品和服务,例如Dr. Squatch肥皂、Fitbod健身应用程序、Patreon页面、他们的新网站以及一些赞助商的产品。 Joey: Joey在本期节目中还分享了他对不同地区煎蛋卷或三明治风格差异的看法,以及他对咖啡和茶的喜好。他还描述了他对脊髓液的想象,以及他小时候对奥斯汀·鲍尔斯电影中“魔力”的误解。他解释了mojo的含义及其在不同世代中的演变,并讨论了家庭暴力的话题。

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Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank, don't stand like that. I'm gonna, because we're back. We're back. The boys are back, although to them we never left. Yeah, we haven't recorded in a while. Yeah, and you were feeling a little sicky sicky poo poo. How are you feeling? Yeah, you can probably hear it in my voice right now. I've self-diagnosed flu, I guess. I don't know. It must have been. You took your negi baby on the covey. Yeah. So you're okay in that regard. Yeah, I mean-

Still sick. I was worried about you. I wanted to come by and nurse you back to health. Yeah. No. No, but I was very sick. I was having hallucinations at night. Here's a serious question. Yeah. If it meant that you would be like fixed the same day, would you breastfeed again? Again? Yeah. Oh, like go to my mom's house? Go to your mom and be like, mommy, daddy needs... Well, don't call yourself daddy. That would be weird.

But like, if like it meant like you would get fixed immediately because breast milk is like a superpower at this point in time, you know, like the antibodies, all that shit. It's wild what that shit does. I know because I'm a man. I know this stuff. Yeah. But if it meant like you would have been better immediately, like all better, non-infectious, non-contagious, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I think, you know, would you, would you obviously with your mom's consent, would you breastfeed again? Jeez, that was very PC of you. Obviously, dude, it's her fucking tit. Yeah.

If we lived in a world where that was cool, then probably, yeah. I mean, who said it's not? No one would know. Oh, you're saying... Yeah, dude, you can't just suck your mom's tit at 31 years old. You're saying it's not? Yeah, I'm saying that's not cool. Yeah, definitely not cool. How old is too old? Well, for one, she doesn't lactate, so I'd probably be sucking dust. Listen to me right now. You suck hard enough, something will come out, all right? That's just the way the brain works. Yeah, what? Blood? I don't... You can trick a woman's brain...

I know how much you'd love to do that. Yeah, I'm sure. You can trick a woman's brain. It must be amazing to be married to you.

You can manipulate a woman if you try hard enough. There are stories out there that like, I've never done this. Out there. There are stories out there that like, hot start, by the way. Welcome to 2024. How you doing? There are stories out there that suggest that if you like suck a boobie hard enough, like a woman will eventually lactate. Their brain is just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude, my mom's 70.

Not yet. Your mom is 70? She's not 70. She looks good for 70, dude. She's not 70. I just said that. Oh, okay. I was exaggeration. Oh, okay. Yeah, she's getting close. What, she's 64? No, she's 66. What year? I don't know. You don't know what year your mom was born? I don't know anything about my parents, really.

No, my mom like yeah, you know what? I don't know. I don't know anything. You don't know anything I don't know that how much do you think you know about your parents like percentage-wise seriously? I mean, I know nothing I know yeah percent in the grand scheme of things. I know I told me which is nothing Yeah, my dad often I'd be like dad. Why don't you tell me stories? He like flank I'll tell you what I die in I was like, well that might you might not be able to do that Yeah, yeah, cuz he's afraid he always told me cuz my dad has done some stuff. I

I know, like, stories, memories. Yeah, but, like, my dad has done some stuff, and he's outright told us that he doesn't tell us a lot. Right. And, like, I'll be like, come on, like, give us something. He's like, no, I want you to get any ideas. I'm like, I'm 31. I have three children. Right. I am in the...

I am in a great stage of my life. I am not going to start doing just like random things. Oh, my dad did that. I'm going to go crash a car. You know what? Let me go. Yeah. Like he's all over the place. Yeah. I don't know anything about my parents really. I mean, I know when my parents were born. I know their birthdays. I know. I think one of them. When's your dad's birthday? June 26th. Okay. I was going to say, give me more. Ask me the Zodiac sign.

I have no idea. Yeah, okay. I have no clue. I think that's cancer. Great. I'm not quite sure. I don't buy, you know, I'm not, I'm not tuned in with all that stuff. I'm not tapped into the stars as well. But you, and you don't know what year. You don't know how old, who's older, your mom or your dad? That's also a good question. You don't know this? Are you serious? It's a fair question to be asking. How about this? Do you know how old your parents were when they had their first child?

Know what what Frank why would I know that if I don't even know the fucking years? One of them one of them was born at 55. They may be the same age too That might be a thing really yeah, but I don't know oh man. You need it I don't know for cert you need to kind of figure this stuff out. You should know this stuff like what happens my mom might be 67 God forbid I'm sure your siblings have this information, but God forbid go figure it out. Oh

Okay, good. But if you give me like five, I can go figure it out. I'm going to give you a week to figure all this shit out. Oh, I can figure it out. I want a book report next week on your parents. I could do it. How they met, all that stuff. Yeah, school. I think my parents met at a bar. Nice. How that worked out. Yeah, well. But what were we talking about?

You said you wanted to talk about manipulating women. Oh, the sucking of the boobies. Yeah, you wanted to manipulate a woman. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now you're putting words in my mouth, but I'm asking if you'd put boobies in yours. If we lived in a world where women just were lactating their entire lives and it was normal for you to get sick and then go get some super milk, then maybe. To my understanding, seriously—

Like, a woman could, in theory, breastfeed forever. But that doesn't change my answer. Like, if you had never stopped breastfeeding, like, you'd still be breastfeeding to this day. Is that true? Yeah, I think it's just like... Well, eventually your body's like, we're not doing babies anymore. I mean, I'm sure at a certain point, yeah. I think the ducts, the ducts, ducts. The ducts, like, they just dry up. How do you pronounce that word? Duct. Duct. Ducts. But how do you say it multiple? Ducts. Plural. Plural.

You just offended. No, I meant multiple ducts. Yeah, I get it. Like octopi. Octopi. We're back. I probably still have a fever, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you wouldn't.

Are you listening? I'm saying I'm just saying like if it was like the cure to all disease, how do we know? Yes. Yes. Yes. How do we but listen to what I'm asking? How do we know that the cure to all diseases is not right there and titty milk?

We know that. No, no, no, but like, I'm talking like bad shit. No, but we don't know that. We don't. We don't know that. We do? We don't know that, yeah. We know that it's not there. No, we know. How do we know? Because we've probably tested it. Hit up like people at like Sloan Kettering and see like, have you... I'll text Sloan. I'll text Sloan Kettering. And Kettering. Yeah. And see if they've like just tried out breast milk.

Regardless. We have better things to talk about. Just like the main thing right now that we want to talk about. Our girl is free. Listen, we've been saying this for years. Gypsy motherfucking...

Listen, she's out. She's living it up. And who's got it better right now than Gypsy Rose? Oh, I would say a few people. I mean, she's got a record. Yeah, she does have a criminal record. Yeah. She is a felon. Yeah. A former felon. So I guess that saves you for life. Yeah. But we've been saying it for years now. Free our girl Gypsy Rose. I don't think I've ever been on record saying that. I think you have. I have videos of you saying that. I don't know that I have. You threw up gang signs and you said, free my girl Gypsy Rose. Yeah.

What was the thing her mom she suffered from Munchausen by proxy? Munchausen's by proxy, yeah. Which is a delicious sounding... Munchausen's? It sounds like a German steakhouse. Oh my god! Come on in! Munchausen's! Where do you go and eat when you go over there? Munchausen's! Munchausen's by... Where is it? By proxy! Yeah!

I think it sounds pretty good. Yeah. But for those of you guys that don't know, there's a documentary out there that can kind of bring you up to speed. Mommy Dead and Dearest. It's on Max. Change the fucking name to that every time. It's like P. Diddy, that app. Jesus. HBO, HBO Max, HBO. Careful. Careful, careful, careful, careful, careful. We didn't bring up P. Diddy.

You couldn't have fucking stumbled into a worse way to connect that than something. But basically, her mom had convinced her, or I guess convinced the world that she had every illness under the sun, was like, needed to be in a wheelchair, needed to get multiple surgeries. It's a really interesting fucking fucked up documentary. Go watch it. But what happened was, she, with her then boyfriend... Yeah.

Yes. Then boyfriend. She met online. No, it was her boyfriend. It was her boyfriend. They conspired and murdered her mom. Fire. I don't know who did the murdering. I haven't watched it in a while. The boyfriend. Okay. Stabbed her up. You got to be less, a little more sensitive to a loss of life than that. Well, I mean, also they asked the woman's parents. So like her mom. So her grandparents, they asked them, do you think she got what she deserved? And they were like, yeah.

And yo Fucking Fuck Yo it's a gangster Fucking story honestly But like Then So apparently This is not the only time That she's done like Fucked up shit She's been like Fucked up her whole life And like whatever Gypsy Rose or her mom No no no her mom Gotcha And Her mom When she died They cremated her And they were like What should we do With the ashes Dumped them They were like Flush them

Dude, if you get the same treatment as a dead goldfish, you know you're a piece of shit. I'm too pussy. You know what I mean? If someone did that to me my entire life, I'd still be afraid to flush them because I'm afraid of getting haunted. Oh, that's a good point, dude. That's a really, really good point. I don't want a fucking spirit after life. Yeah, I get that. But like, just give me...

Just do something with it. I mean, you could have put that in like the Museum of Crime or something. Like that'd be really interesting, you know? Is that a museum? I think there's gotta be a... Like I always think of like the show Black Mirror and the episode Black Museum where it's just like a collection of all like the stuff, the fucked up shit from the episodes. Right. And like, you know that there's some true crime podcaster or like fucking museum of like evil shit out there that'd be like, yo, we'll give you a lot of money for those ashes. I think it's just like, you know,

Specific to the Smithsonian they have like Bill Cosby sweaters in there. They'll take fucking mommy's ashes Yeah, but they have those sweaters before all this stuff still still have them though stuff. It's still stuff though Yeah, you know it's fair but shout out to gypsy Rose man. She got out She posted on Instagram five days ago. I think from when we're recording I think she posted her first like selfie. I was like ooh first selfie with freedom and

Seven million fucking likes on it. She has six million followers on Instagram. The girl's out doing better than us. And she's got a husband. And I wonder, because they made a YouTube, no, I think it was on Hulu. I don't know if it was a docu-series or not a docu-series, like a scripted series or a movie, but they made it on her starring, I think it was like Joey King or Zoe King, an actress. But does she get money from that or no, because she's in prison? Or is it like putting up trust?

For what? The documentary? For like the movie or show that was made about her life. It was a doc. No, no, no. There was also a scripted... Oh, it was there? Yeah. I imagine she'd get some sort of like... Like this girl came out and like she's getting a second chance at life, which honestly, let's fucking go. She got 10 years. I think she served like eight of them or something. Yeah, she got out on good behavior because she was just like...

It's a really fucked up, you know, don't take it don't take it from us like don't do your own research Like we're not gonna sit here and delve through. Just kill your mom. Yeah dude. You know what I'm saying? Kind of fucked up kill your mom doc. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but like if your mom's parents say like it's alright like yeah I mean, yeah. Where's Gypsy's dad? That was the thing too alive and well chillin and she even said in the documentary She's like I should call my dad and just went there You know what the crazy part about this entire thing is it's like her mom was telling like

She was Telling her like when she did we go to the doctor like don't move your legs because she was convincing everyone that her daughter Couldn't walk and she was in a wheelchair. Yeah, she was at like Disney. Yeah, like free trips like Make-A-Wish and stuff like that I don't know if make-a-wish specifically but you know, I'm saying it was they were getting like grants and whatever but uh, but then she would sneak out and she's like run away run away from home before and

And so in my head, and granted, this is probably a very small town, so the houses are kind of like apart or whatever, but she was walking around. Like if she was running to her friend's house, she wasn't wheeling over there. She was like running. She could go. This whole thing is crazy. So the first thing this girl does, she gets out, goes on social media, boom, starts blowing up. Six mil. You know. Crazy. You know there are companies that are just like, hey, do you mind? She's about to drop a tummy tea, dude. Oh my God. Bro, you already know she's going to be working for these pyramid scheme. Like, you know,

I was so miserable. Then I got out and I tried this. Yeah. Yeah. But, and then she wanted to go see Taylor Swift. Yep. Shows you the power of Taylor, baby. This, I mean, the first thing you do when you get out of prison is you want to go to fucking meet T Swizzle. Well, I'm sure she fucking wrote her husband into kingdom come because they were talking about it on social media. Yeah. She, first of all,

Did you hear this? So the whole story is, you know, her ex-boyfriend, she basically hired her ex-boyfriend as a hitman. He's life in prison, by the way. Okay, fine. Whatever. Who cares about him? He's a guy. Her new husband showed up to pick her up with a license plate thing that said, it was like a Bret the Hitman heart.

Bad choice of license. Read the room, dude. He looks like a nerdy dude. Dude, so pumped. He's also writing letters to prisoners. Yeah, you know, like, what? But they got married while she was in prison. Well, it was like, who was the woman that married Charles Manson? Do you remember that? Oh, yeah, I don't know. Before he died, there was like a woman who was just like, he is actually really sweet. And it's like, he has a swastika. If you can look past... If you can look past a swastika that is...

Etched into his forehead. He's a nice guy. If you can look past the carved fucking symbol of hate, he's a nice guy. Yeah, like, what are we doing here? But, yeah, I think this one would make a little more sense. Yeah, and apparently her husband was getting some hate on social media, and she decided to leave this comment.

Where she was like don't it was like this long thing and it was like don't listen to the haters if they're saying positive things Then you know just take that love in but if they're saying negative things just ignore them because you're great no matter what and also Like you're rocking my world every night. The dick is fire Fuck dude, gypsy rolls was like yeah, you like fucking you guys are saying all the shit about my husband He fucks me great dude wild absolute. Well, absolutely insane. It's like just

She came out. She went in a girl, came out a woman, basically. She gets fucking fucked rotten is what happens. Rotten. You could use any other term there, Joey. Yeah, I don't know. But he fucked... He fucked. He commented back. He replied to that and said something like...

Basically like, oh, come and get it. Damn, dude. You are horny. From the other room. You know what I mean? They probably didn't get conjugal visits. No, they definitely got conjugal visits. She's a fucking murderer. I mean, she technically didn't commit the murder. It's fair. So maybe they would have been like, yeah, all right. If they had tried her and she was like, yeah. I think that was a big part of it. She showed remorse. And she said, listen, realistically, my mom didn't deserve it. Gypsy.

Gypsy. Careful. I'm doing Gypsy. Careful there, Joey. Gypsy Rose. Let's specify that. Gypsy Rose something. Yeah. And then also, what are the first places she went when she came out? Burger King. I would. I would.

Wouldn't I would Oh 100% would Yeah yeah If I'm locked up You best believe I want some stupid shit I want some fat Fucking burgers I'm getting one of those Angry five guys burgers That are just like Put together Like they're falling apart You know what I'm saying I love those And they throw the fries In the bag And it's just like There's no rules There's no It is literally If you want to know What the wild west was Go to fucking five guys And just order The sloppiest burger That is just Basically still Just fucking screaming at you

And enjoy every second of it. They have a guy hired at Five Guys in the back. I've been there. And there's a guy who they've just hired to sit in the back. And then after they make the burgers, he just goes like this. And he smashes the fucking burger. Because those things are smashed, dude. And then they throw it in a fucking bag with all the fucking fries.

And then you just enjoy that shit, dude. He's just the elbow guy. He's just in the back, just dropping the Macho Man elbow on these fucking burgers. Dude, he's fucking them up. It's crazy. And then there's a guy, there's like a fucking XMLB pitcher just tossing french fries into a fucking paper-thin bag. You hold up the bag, it's just wet with grease. They're like, you want fries? Bang! And they just fucking launch them into the bag. It's honestly kind of insane. But yeah, shout out to Gypsy Rose, man. We're big fans.

What's what's honestly, if you're going to pick one fast food spot to go to after you get out of prison and get the just the sloppiest order, where are you going? Because Burger King's on my list. I'm not even going to lie. A fucking double whopper with cheese and bacon. I might have to sit down, sit and spin and fuck it up. I'm more of a McDonald's girl. I might go to McDonald's, get a burger, mad fries, get a shake.

Honestly out of prison I might get a shake and a soda I don't know the last time I even ordered like a fountain soda Oh, I would get a fountain soda. Fountain soda is the best soda It's like a thing Beck and I do on the first day on New Year's Day Because I like to go as long as I can without having like junk like fast food and shit So I we try to get it on New Year's Day and I got a fuck we got Wendy's Yeah, bacon deep burger. No, I went fucking Dave single, which is like they're quarter pounder. Who's Dave Dave, dude

Who's Dave? You don't know Dave? No. Dave is the Wendy's guy. The old white guy. That was Dave. What do you mean? What do you mean? Who the fuck is Dave? I thought it was Wendy, bro. Wendy's on the Facebook. You don't remember the commercials with Dave, dude? The old white guy? You don't remember this? You don't remember Dave? No. Old white guy. Yeah, Dave, dude. Dave's double. Dave's single. Dave's triple. Who is it, though, to Wendy? I think it was Wendy's dad. Dave. Dave.

No, Dave. Dude, dude, Dave, dude. I believe you. Dude. But I don't know this. I don't know who the fuck Dave is. I've only been to Wendy's like three times in my life. Dave Parker, I think his name was. Dave Parker? Dave Parker, I think. She's Wendy Parker? No, Dave Parker was a baseball player. Wendy's? Dave Thomas, dude. You don't remember Dave Thomas? Dave, dude. What the fuck is that? What do you mean who the fuck is Dave? You keep saying that.

He is Wendy's, but he is Dave. Okay. I can't believe it's so Dave's double. I never heard of that. That's wild. That's unbelievable that you don't remember that. Yeah. But I think I might do Taco Bell. Yeah. Would you get those Doritos Los Tacos? No, no, no, no, no, no. I get- Quesadilla. No, no. Can you just slow down and let me tell you what my order would be? I like guessing. Okay. Soft shell? Are you soft shell or hard shell? The thing that you are doing right now is literally the opposite of what I'm asking you. That was a question. Soft shell or hard shell?

I could dabble with a little bit of both. I go both ways. I don't like a hard shell. I go both ways if I need to. Well, there you have it, folks. This just in. With tacos. With tacos, I go both ways, you know? Mm-hmm. You know, like, you're okay with, like, everything, you know? That's what you're going to say. So what's this order, you bastard? All right. Cheesy Gordita Crunch. No Spicy Ranch. Why not? I don't like the Spicy Ranch. It tastes like mustard to me. Okay. Fat Crunch Wrap Supreme. Ooh, those are good. And listen.

I'm going to get before Joey gets in the ads. Cause I know they're coming. I'm going to get on my soapbox right now. Taco bell. What's up with this meat? That's in there. There's not enough meat in these crunch wraps. Supremes put more meat. Look at the picture. You see how much meat's in that picture. I should fucking bite it and be stuffed with meat, but that doesn't happen.

What? Stuffed with meat. Frank needs to be stuffed with meat, Taco Bell. What the fuck? Yeah, Taco Bell. Give me, if you're going to say there's meat, I want- Give him a fat meat. Give me, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stuff him with fat meat. No, no, no, no, no. Now I know what you're doing. Cut it out. I'm talking Taco Bell. No, no. No, but I agree with you. They get in there with like a little fucking, a thimble. They're like, ooh. Yeah, give me, give me.

- Listen, I'm not going to Taco Bell to be like conservative with my meat. - I like 2,000 calories, minimum. - Bingo. I want fucking fat meats and I want them just sloppy and I want them in a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme. - And cheesy.

Like well put together. I can't tell you how many I've had that have been folded up like an envelope. I want it like origami, like, you know what I'm talking about? Like, you know, like they do that, like fold under and over shit. That's what I want. Taco Bell, figure it out. Get to these ads. Go ahead. I do like when it like, they like are a little off center. So it looks like it's like turning like a spin. What's that called? Spiral. I don't know. I'm having cold sweats at the moment. We do have some ads for today. We have some ads for today. Hey,

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This will be out after that too, before the first show. Yeah, but if you are coming to the Basement Yard Experience shows and you go to the website, you'll find, I believe there's a link to the forum that they can complete because our shows are going to be interactive. Thebasementyard.com slash submit. There it is. You can also go to the Basement Yard and click on the little...

You can find your way. It's 2024. Websites are not new. Figure it out. You know, you can find your way around a porn tube, right? That's enough.

So go check it out at thebasementyard.com. Yeah, so go to basementyard.com slash submit, fill out the form. We're going to be asking you guys some questions. We want to field some stuff. It'll be a lot of fun. I want you guys to be a part of all the shows and the experience there. But yeah, anyway, definitely wanted to talk about something. Christmas just passed, and apparently right before the show, Frankie let me know that Christmas time is actually one of the most likely times for you to

Break your dick. Break your pee pee. Yeah. We all hear this story about people like, "Oh, like they fucking, she broke my dick in half." We don't all hear, I've never heard anyone say that in my life. You've never heard that story? No. That's a story that people, you've never heard anyone say like, "Yo, they fucking worked that shit and broke it in half." No. No. I love how people say like they know their way around a dick, as if there's anything more, like it's a dick. It doesn't take much. That's a dick. That's a dick. They know their way around it. Like, no, they just. Or she sucks a mean one. Yeah.

They suck. They suck a mean people. No one ever called my dick mean. Definitely. It's the cutest little thing I've ever seen. Mean. That's a mean looking dick. Yeah. Like, I don't know if I'd want my dick to be mean. I'd want it to be like a kind hearted. No, I wish it was meaner. Really? Yeah. Just like angry. No, I'm joking. I'd like people. You got like a piercing in it. You're like fucking. Tattoo it. I'd like, I want it to be like, that's a really like, it has a good heart. Good soul. Old soul. I did see a...

Uh oh, here we go. You saw a porno. You saw a porno. Here goes porn Joe. Go ahead porno boy. No, I saw a video one time. Don't say video, say what it was. It wasn't, I mean, I guess it was a porn. It was an adult entertainment fucking... Adult entertainment? What are you, 408 years old? Shut up.

Was it a triple X video? Stupid old fuck. There's some scantily clad men and women in it. No, it was a guy getting his dick tattooed. What? That's not what I thought. I thought, yeah, like he was getting, you know, as they call it, polished. Spit shine. Oh, no. But like, so she was holding his dick like this.

It was a woman. I don't like this transaction. And then she's tattooing the top of it. What is she putting on it? Like a tribal... No! Yeah, like a... Was he a white man? Yeah. Let me tell you something right now. I'm going to tell you something. As someone who has family that has tribal tattoos, if you know someone that is not in a tribe, and I'm talking like First Nation, Native American, Indigenous...

If you know someone that is in none of those things and they have tribal tattoos, run away as fast as you can. Especially if they got them on their dick. But the reason why I brought that up... What a wild thing! Because she was doing it and then she'd suck it. Not the tattoo part. Doesn't matter what part. Why are you making that reaction? Because it's all swollen and wet now. What? No. I've never gotten a tattoo. Clearly! Zero tattoos.

She wasn't sucking where she was doing. So she was like, kind of like kissing around it? It was like the tip. She was like, and she was tattooing the rest of it. I was like, what am I doing? Why are you, why? Well, it's because Tom sucked

You had a click on it. You clicked on it. I'm not going to. Yeah, you did. Yeah. Did you jerk off to it? No. Be honest. No. So you just watched it for what? Good old shits and gigs? Because it's stuff like this where I get to talk about it now. Because you don't see that. Don't sit here and make it seem like you watch porn for fucking like research for the show. Frank, I am a researcher. You know what? I think that might be a good Patreon episode. I'm going to send you out there a week. Send me out where? I'm going to send you out in the field.

And I want you to find the strangest videos you can. They're out there, babe. I'm very captivated by titles. Really? Sometimes, yeah. But like, are they like the really assholey porn titles where it's just like, little chola baby girl is leaving the favela and she is out looking for fucking hamburguesa pipi, you know?

Sometimes can be like a little hint of racism in there. I saw there was a documentary called After Porn Ends. There's a couple of them, but they're very, very, very good. They're just sad. And in one of the iterations, she's like,

It's like the only place you could still get away with like blatant racism and like insensitive and fucking like absolutely offensive verbiage. Like if they gave the example of like, it was like a black woman, you know, and like a gang of like white men and like a gang bang. And they were like, the white protectors go after this, you know, it's like, like, what's wrong with people? They said shit like that.

It's fucked up. It's fucking... What's going on? Where are the standards and, like, where are the standards in the porn industry? I just want to start at that. Like, why would you do that?

Well, because they're assholes. I mean... I mean, you know, that's kind of what it is. But yeah, so apparently the... I saw something that said... People are breaking their dicks during Christmas. Yes. So let me scroll away from Dave Thomas, the owner and operator of the Wendy's food chain. Um...

But now I gotta find it God Joey, why are you gonna put me on the spot? No one's putting you on the spot. You could have done that in a completely Okay, okay. Shut up, dude um so uh There was a German study Oh Germans were doing that? Yeah, and you know the Germans are snapping cocks left and right out there probably at Munchhausen's yeah Munchhausen's by proxy

The hospital data for about 3,400 men in Germany who sustained penal fractures between 2005 and 2021, the most common times for these fractures, the most common time was weekends.

Getting after it. Duh. That's when we're fucking. Yeah, dude. I mean, you know, Tuesday sex is not as good as like Saturday sex. You know what I'm saying? Kidding. It's all great. It's all good. But then summer was the most common like season. Okay, yeah. But then the most common holiday was Christmas, dude. Interesting. A German Christmas day.

43% more penile fractures would have occurred in Germany from 2005 on during Christmas. That is insane. New Year's, normal level. What about Christmas got people like they're really excited for Santa and they're just like fucking gonna get this over with, you know? I think it's just like riding me like a sleigh or something. I didn't even think of that. You think they're doing like horny like Santa sex car rides or something? Hay rides is Halloween.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. Hay rides. Well, Thanksgiving. Who does a Thanksgiving hayride?

Hayrides are supposed to be haunted. That's why they're done during Halloween. That's literally not true. Hayrides are like for Thanksgiving time. No, Thanksgiving time, it's about not moving. It's about eating and staying still. No. If you're moving, you're running. No, it's about hay and pumpkins and squash and gourds. Squash and gourds is correct, but definitely not hayrides, dude. Who the fuck is doing a hayride in Thanksgiving? I've done multiple hayrides. Only one of them has ever been haunted. But it was during Halloween.

No, it wasn't. All your hay rides have been done during Halloween. I... No, they haven't, sir. I just think that there... It makes more sense, like, if, like, these things were getting broken when, like, it's, like, a slipperier season, you know? Like, if it's, like, hot outside and, like... Like, Fourth of July has got to be broken dicks left and right. I think it's more about when people are excited. Like, when you're home for the holidays and you're seeing your old... You're gonna tell me down in fucking, you know, Tennessee they're not pumped for Fourth of July and then they're just snapping cocks? Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe. Oh, you're agreeing with me? I think so. I think I get why you would think that, but I mean, it's interesting. Wait a second. The study was done in Germany. What holidays do they have in the summer over there? Because what are our holidays during the summer are like American holidays. You know, 4th of July, Memorial Day, technically not the summer, but you know what I'm saying. Yeah. What summer holidays do they have in Germany? I think they just like have...

sick raves that people are getting fucking railed at. Really? Yeah, they love raves. They do. All Europeans love just like laser shows. I think like the best nightclubs in the world are in Berlin or something. Really? I think so, yeah. That is such a... But they're like deep fucking EDM. That is such an oxymoron to me because there is like all nightclubs sound like an absolute nightmare to me right now. Those ones are like...

Nuts looking like it's like deep house fucking strobe lights warehouse It's like that metal door that has the rivets and it only has the I think that you could slide open there like password. Yeah Right. That's what I imagine nightclubs in Europe are Passport and the password is just like, you know, like little stroopwafel and they're like answer. Oh

And then it's just lights and cages. Yes. And just shit like that. There was a video I saw of this kid who was trying to get into this club. Apparently it's the most famous club in the world, or the hardest club to get into, or something like that. And it just looks like an abandoned building.

And I believe it's in Berlin. And he waited on the line for almost two hours, I think. And people can wait on that line up to four hours just to get in there. And he was refused at the door. Because, like, the guy at the front, the, like, bouncers or whatever, will just, like, say no and, like, say nothing else. We'll just be like, yes or no. And just no. Damn. No.

Like for anyone. He's like, and the kid was like, they were refusing girls. Who's in that night? Who runs that nightclub? You know, is this, is this how, like, have the Nazis stuck around and like now they're running that nightclub and they're just kind of like letting in the people they want. You know what I'm saying? Messed up to Germans, dude. It's a joke. Sorry, Germans. Let them live. Okay. I'm sorry. That was over 70 years. How long ago was that? Almost 80. Over 80. Almost 80.

Over no. Well, 39 39 was 30. I started it. It ended in 45. Yeah. Oh, so we're only counting at the end. It's fair. No, I'm saying that's when we could be like, okay, you're done. Oh, I mean, obviously I'm not holding the current Germans accountable for what was done by their, you know, predecessors. Don't worry, Germany. I got your back. I do too, dude. Joey's always supported Germany. All right. During the world cup. I mean,

I hated Germany during the World Cup. Oh, really? I hated everyone during the World Cup. So now you hate Germany. During the World Cup, yeah. You were very patriotic during the World Cup. That's what I'm patriotic during the World Cup. That was like the peak of your patriotism. But yeah, I don't know. I gave up fucking pancakes forever. Waffles, I should say, after Belgium beat the US that one year. I was like, that's not true.

That's not serious, right? Swear to God. Wait, so you in protest of Belgium beating the U.S. didn't have waffles? Didn't have Belgian waffles at diners for like at least two months. Is that something you do often? I actually haven't had Belgian waffle in a while. I almost got one the other day. Almost didn't. Listen, I got a California omelet. Oh my God, I hate that. Because I know what's in it. I can guarantee you I know what's in it. What's in it? Avocado. Correct. Yeah. Tomatoes.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm also correct. Yeah. You know why I know? Because all like California style like omelets or burgers or sandwiches are like the like pinnacle of health for some reason. Like a New Yorker is just like, there's roast beef and there's cheese and there's Thousand Island Dreschen.

You know? And then California's like, we have fresh herbs and avocado and tomato and, like, maybe some mushrooms or something healthy. And then, like, Philly is like, oh, yeah, guess what we got? Cheese. We got cheese. And meat. And steak. And more cheese. Yeah. Chicago, we got a full fucking pizza on this, bitch.

But I'm pretty sure. Your Chicago-style pizza is insane to me. I know. If we ever do a show over there. Cheese pie. We have to. We also, apparently Detroit. After the show. Well, yeah, because we would want to walk. I'll die. I'll shit on stage. Dude, you'll never shit again with all that cheese. I didn't even think about that until right now. What if I'm on stage and I have to take a dump?

You're gonna have to hold it down. I'll hold it down. I'll fucking chop it up. I'll start like... Guys, I'm gonna be completely honest with you right now. If I don't shit, it's gonna get crazy out here. Here's a serious question. Not a question. It was a statement. I might like rip a Celsius like early the morning of the show. You're gonna say rip a fart. I might just rip a fucking fart. I might like rip a Celsius the morning of the show just to like confirm that I've used the bathroom, you know?

Oh, like get it all out. Get it all. Like, just like make sure like I'm done, you know. Could just have a coffee. I don't drink coffee. Correct. Why? I just have no desire to. It's not fucking. I just have no desire. It's honestly, it's like a fuck you thing. Now you're just like, I'm never going to have it. Yeah. Have you ever had coffee? Of course. Like Becca's asked me to take a sip of her fucking like, you know, dunka punka munka lattes or whatever. That's not coffee though. I know. I know. But like, that's really it. She's drinking dessert. And it really also.

It stems from two places. It stems from two places. And it's no, this is not an exaggeration. I know you will know this. It stems from when I worked during the years where I did the like electric, electrical union stuff. There was a guy who in hindsight was a raging alcoholic, but like I see him and if he didn't have his coffee, his day was ruined because he was putting something in it.

But at the time, I was just like, I don't want coffee to have that kind of control over me. And then when I was in college, people would say to me like, you want a coffee? Like, oh, I don't drink coffee. Like, oh, you're going to need it. You're going to need it for your degree. I hated that too. You're going to need it. You're going to need it. You're going to need it. And I was like, oh, well, now fuck you. I'm not going to lie. I did take pride in being like...

I don't need coffee. Like the way that people need coffee, like I don't need coffee. I don't either. So, but that's not the reason why I started drinking it. And I also, just for the record, I don't need like any caffeine. I wake up pretty energized. Like I'm good to go. Yeah, I don't need it either. The reason why I started drinking it was because on cold days. It is a comfort thing. I get that. To like sit on the couch and be like.

I think there's a certain sense of like a camaraderie. Like if you could sit down and have a cup of coffee with someone, it kind of like acts as like a bit of a breaking of the ice. It's like, you know what it is? It's the same reason why I like going out for drinks with somebody. It's like you could sit there, you're drinking something, it's hot, and like you're just having a conversation. Yeah. Because otherwise like...

What are we doing? We're watching TV. We're not really talking. Yeah, exactly. For some reason, humans like, you know, conversating over beverages. Yeah, it just, I get what you're saying. I see what you're saying. You know, maybe I'll have a cup of tea with you one day. I'll do that. I've been drinking green tea lately. Bitch.

I need to get you the good stuff though, you know what I'm saying? Shit is green as fuck. I need to get you the good stuff, baby. You know, I'm not really good at drinking tea. I can make the tea. I'm not good at drinking it. How does that make sense? You have a mouth. You have a fucking hand. Yeah, I just, it sits. And then I go, what? And then I don't, like, I've forgotten to drink a full tea bottle.

That's stupid. It sits there, but I like having it there, and I like watching it smoke. You like the water vapor dancing on top? Yeah. I kind of like that. And I'm like, well, it's way too hot. And then by the time there's no more vapor... Oh, it's way too cold. I'm fucking Goldilocks with my teeth. Yeah, I get that. It happens. Yeah, dick's breaking at Christmas. Yeah, dick's breaking at Christmas. It's really a crazy thing. Before we get to my...

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I told Joey about this. He literally, I'm not even kidding, laughed uncontrollably. It's not funny, but it made me laugh. It is funny. So this is, reportedly it happened four years ago, but it just became viral on social media. And it is a video of a surgeon punching an 80-year-old patient in the middle of surgery.

So fucked up, dude. So the story goes. I'm having a nervous laugh reaction to that. Dude. Because Frankie's like, just like, before we record episodes, he's just like going over like, we'll just like go back and forth with like ideas of like, oh, what about this thing? It's like, oh, we got to talk about Gypsy Rose. And then he's just reading headlines. And then he just goes nonchalantly. Doctor punches 82 year old woman in the face during surgery.

Why would the doctor do that? Listen, it is what it is. Tell it how you see it. It's like a patient just laying there. No, so the story goes that reportedly the woman was given local anesthesia for a procedure. I think it was like a LASIK or something to do with their eyes. And as a result of the reaction, she was unable to stop twitching.

And the doctor in Chinese, excuse me, not a language, in Mandarin, had said like, hey, stop moving. Chinese isn't a language? No, it's like Mandarin is a language and there's another. I don't think there's like a Chinese language because they speak so many different types. That's news. Yeah, I could be wrong, but I'm going to pretend like I'm not. But he spoke to her and said like, don't stop moving.

But she didn't understand because she spoke a different dialect. So then he fucking just like a quick three-piece he gave this poor woman. Now, you've never been in surgery, right? No. You've never undergone surgery? No. Dude, from someone who's undergone a handful of surgeries, it's such like you need to come to a place of just like, I'm putting my life in these people's hands.

Even if it's something minor, like colonoscopy, like something could go wrong technically, but it probably won't, you know? So like the fact that this poor fucking woman is just sitting there getting her eyes worked on and bro, I would, if I was this woman, I would have gotten up the next moment I did. And I would have beat the dog shit out of this doctor. Oh,

You're a doctor and you punch someone who's under anesthesia. That's insane. It was local anesthesia. My understanding is she was awake. Okay, what's the difference? So general anesthesia means you're sleeping. Like you are out. So is this just like basically no the game? Local anesthesia means...

Kinda, yeah. So like local anesthesia is like, I have to operate on your arm, so I'm going to numb your arm. We're going to dead your arm. Yeah. Well, deading is not a verb. You know what I mean? It's like you can't move it. Paralyzed. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like think of like an epidural. Yeah. Yeah. I believe that's a form of local anesthesia. Epidurals. Wild. They go in the spine? Wild, dude. In the spine, right? Yeah. That's so scary. Dude. Dude.

I'd be like, don't stab my spine. Dude. Where do they put it? Show me what happens because I know you were... Did Becca get it? Becca got two for when she gave birth to Maeve and Ruby. I don't know about Miles. I think she did with Miles, but... So is it a big? It ain't a little. Perfect. Put it like that. And it goes in your spine, dude.

How do they know where it goes? There's something that the doctors do. Don't ask me. Do they get a ruler? Yeah, so she has to sit hunched over. So we can see her spine. Yeah. Ew, I don't like that. And they have to look and go like... They count? I think there's a certain vertebrae to do it.

I don't think they can just go like anywhere. I think it's like- Yeah, me neither. I don't- I think it's like a certain specific one. And then like, they like, they like take a little out, pull a little, and it's like heroin. Wait, what? I think- I don't know if that's what heroin's like. You ever seen like a junkie shoot up in like a documentary or something? I was going to say, no, I haven't. Like a doc- They like, they pull out and then they shoot it back in. Do they? I've never seen these documentaries, dude. Okay, so they tap in. Also, spinal fluid. There's fluid in there? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Didn't... It'll fuck up your day if that stuff comes out. That's what happened when Becca had the headaches during Ruby's birth. Because they took the fluid out? Because, like, fluid would not stop leaking. So they had to do something called blood patches. What's that? They had to take blood from other part of her body and pump it into her spine. Is the spinal fluid blood? No. It's, like, clear.

Yeah, it's fucking wild. It just stays in the spine? It's just there. Bro, the body is crazy. I don't know why. The body is crazy. By the way, not doctors. Could be wrong. I don't know why, but I'm picturing spinal fluid to be like... Cloudy. Not cloudy, but like sparkly.

Ooh, that would be kind of cool. You know, like, what's that vodka that's got like the... Yeah, I know what you're talking about. It's got like gold flakes in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gold schlager. Yeah, that's probably not it. But it's like, it looks like that.

And it's like all... I would like it if my bodily fluid had a little pizzazz. Like Austin Powers mojo, like that. Dude, if my bodily fluid had... It was like purple and it looked like a galaxy, I'd be so pumped. That's what I'm picturing. I swear to God, after I watched Austin Powers, I was like, oh, the mojo's real stuff. I thought that's what everyone... That's spinal fluid. No, but I thought that was real stuff that people could extract and give to other people. That's stupid. Well, I was nine. Forgive me. Nine's old. No.

It is a little old. It is. It is a little old. But- You thought someone should- I thought when I saw that big syringe with his fucking mojo in it, I was like, "Oh shit, they took his penis out or something." Took his penis out? I thought they took his penis or like his- Frank is getting blood tests. He's like, "Don't do that." Because he's having sex and then his dick stops working.

What do you want me to say? Elson Powers did a really good job painting a picture of his mojo being like his penis. I can picture you getting a blood test after watching that movie as a kid. I'd be like, don't take too much out of it. Don't take my mojo! I might not be able to talk to girls after this. Oh yeah, because I really thought the problem was my mojo when I was not fucking talking to girls at the age of nine. I don't even know what a mojo is. What does that stand for? Is that an acronym or something? I don't know. What is mojo? It's like Riz.

What is Mojo? Mojo is like Riz for like men in like the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s. But is it like a motion Joe? I don't know. Yeah, why is it Urban Dictionary? That's where we're getting our answer. I'm gonna go to the regular dictionary. My ass is swampy. It's like fucking Shrek and Donkey back there. The back of my knees are pooled. I'd give you, no joke, 50 bucks to just take a whiff of my ass right now. Frankie, I'm not doing such things. Why isn't my password working? I just typed in way too many letters. Do you want me to send you a whiff?

Hold on. Frankie. Hold on. Hold on. I'm kicking it up. Thank you. Are you getting it? No, I'm not. Thank God. I'm also congested. That was a joke for our visual watchers. What does... Wait, what? Mojo. Visual watchers. What does mojo mean? Magic charm? Oh, is this some like witch doctor shit? Is that offensive? Mobile journalist? No, that's...

They took Austin Powers as mobile journalist. He's got no mobile journalism. I don't think it's... Urban Dictionary. You type it in? It'll just say, like, be able to get pussy. But I think it's, like, the same as Riz. But, like, before Riz was a word, it was Mojo. And then it was Swag. Is Mojo a...

Joey. Is it an acronym that I'm looking for? I don't know. It's an adjective. It describes something. Pronoun. No. What are all these things? What's a thing? It's like when the letters. To describe a person, place, or thing. Oh, not acronym. You from it? No, that's not it. What is an acronym? These are tough.

An abbreviation formed in the initial letters. Yeah, that's what I thought. All right, so is Mojo an acronym? I typed that in. It doesn't come up. All right, did you do the one thing I asked and go to Urban Dictionary and type it in? No. I think it's like it was Mojo, and then it became Swag, and now it's Riz. What are you asking me to do? Why do you want me to look it up? It'll be in there. See what the word, like what the actual definition is. Urban Dictionary. I can't spell dictionary for the life of me. What's going on? Uh, Mojo.

Mojo is a noun originally used to mean a magic charm or spell. Okay, so then yeah, like charisma, riz, swag. Some voodoo shit. Okay, now... It means your influence, confidence, or personal charisma. There it is. So mojo was riz for the boomer generation. Or sex appeal. Yeah. So like before your grandfather was going home and beating your grandmother for not having his martini shaken, he had mojo.

That's what it was. Oh, I'm gonna go home and ask my mom that if what but you think grandpa ever hit grandma Why are you gonna stir that up? Yeah, they're both dead. I probably should let that one go. Yeah, let them rest, dude You were just saying you don't want to get haunted your grandpa's gonna be like let them rest. They've slept long enough Joseph he's gonna fucking beat you from the grave dude. Imagine that's crazy. I imagine there was some form of domestic violence not funny and

Why? Because they're Irish? Racist. No, I was going to say in that generation, it was like riddled with it. It was like a fucking pandemic. I really don't think so. I feel like I would know if that was a thing. You know nothing about your own parents. You think you know more about your grandparents than your own parents? Here's what I know about my grandma. Tough bitch. You just called her a bitch. Yeah, but if I did call her that in person, she probably would have threw her fucking teeth at me. I met your grandmother...

She was too sweet. How could anyone put their... Like, that would be so mean. Dude, she's yelled at me. Really? Yeah. Well, had, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in the rear view now. I did. I said she's... She's been gone, what, 10 years now? 12 years? 11. 2013? 12. So 12 years almost. Yeah, we're right here. I think she died in... I have no idea.

I don't know what month. I have the mask card somewhere. I'm sure I could find it. Yeah, I'm sure I have it too. I'm afraid to throw those out. I don't. I don't throw out any of them. And I also take like seven. Like I take too many. Why? Just one. Just in case. Just in case. You never know. You know, I don't know why. You take multiple mask cards? Listen, I'm very well aware that that is not a like logical thing to do. But like, I do it. Do you write in the book?

Uh, yeah, I don't write in the book. I didn't when we were younger Like what was I gonna write like frankie facts 2, you know, like now it's your name but i'm saying like now Like I went to one like a wake over the summer and I wrote, you know The alvarez family and you know stuff like that Yeah, I don't write in the book should I don't even whose book was the book The book is like for the family to send like a thank you for your condolences. You're gonna go through the book

Some people do go through the book to see who showed up. Have you ever went through a book? I don't think I have. I've never even seen a book outside of there where it is. No, I think they get the book. You get the book. I'm sure you get it, but no one looks at the book. I think you get the book to see who showed up. Use your eyes. So-and-so didn't show up, but maybe they didn't write in the book. It's like, no, I would have remembered, so then you don't need the book. So you write in the book and you leave. I did my part. I guess so, yeah. Those things are wild, dude.

It's crazy. That body over there. It's crazy. Who's talking here? That body. So back to the doctor that hit the old woman. Yeah. This happened four years ago. The doctor was suspended. The head of the hospital was, I think, removed from his position. And they offered, rightfully so, they offered a, you know, compensation to the woman because of what happened. Her son said- Free steak dinner? Well, basically, 50 bucks. No. I think actually the conversion is like 70 bucks. $70. $70.

Bro, if you're hitting my grandmother or my mom for $70... I'm taking the hospital down. Oh, yeah. You're going for the whole... You're clearing it out and you're taking all them out? Yeah. It's going to be like... That should be the next... I just watched John Wick yesterday. I was just going to say, that should be the next John Wick. It's just like, you know, like, oh, they hit my mom and they gave her $70 and you just go and you just full on John Wick it. I never saw John Wick. That was the first time. That's the movie that... If you were to ask me, like, what is one movie Joey will fall in love with? It's John Wick because...

You like would go to like a dark place and be like, yeah. And like you look at Charlie and you're just like, mm-hmm. If someone killed my dog in front of me. Yeah. Goodbye to who you know. Yeah. Because someone's getting tortured. Yeah, that's the thing. Right to prison. I would go, yeah, I would not be like. I would do heinous things. Yeah, I would be like, oh, I would, it'd be bad. I don't want to say it on the show. I would hold someone down and keep shitting on their face for a full week. Some people might like that. You never know. You got to find out their kinks. It's true. Yeah. I'll know.

It's actually disgusting to think about. It is. I need to watch the other two. Do you see all the John Wicks? I've seen the first two. I haven't seen three or four. Too cool? Too cool? Yeah, they're all good, but they start to jump the shark a little bit. Jump the shark? Jump the shark. Jump to shark? Jump the shark. What's that mean? You don't know Dave Thomas. Now you don't know jump the shark?

Where the fuck have you been living your whole life? You never heard the term jumping? You never heard the term jumping the shark? No. Like when something like in a movie or TV show becomes so unpredictable, like not unpredictable, but like it's just like so over the top that you're just like, oh, this wouldn't happen. And it kind of brings you out of it a little bit. So all the Fast and Furious movies? Yes. Fast and the Furious jumped the shark when like they were fucking like driving like a bank vault over like the Grand Canyon and they landed okay. Yeah.

Yes, correct. And it came from, I think it was an episode of Happy Days in like the 60s where they literally in the episode jumped a shark with skis. Got it. I've never heard that term. Is it just movies? Movies or TV or just like general life, you know? Okay.

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