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Welcome back to the base Welcome back to the basement yard frank. Oh show wait, what are you doing? Take my hat off? Oh, why the illusion? What are you talking about different episode? Oh, do you want to start over? Nah, we're good. Yeah, you have a red line. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. It's gone. It's gone It's gone. It looks like your head that you've been shoving your head in a toilet, you know when you get like a toilet on your butt
What? When you sit on the toilet. When you get a toilet on your butt? No, like when you sit on the... Do you look at your ass after you sit on the toilet? I don't actually. How do you know? Because I've seen it. Who? Who are you watching get up from there and take on the toilet? Me, me, me, body. So how are you looking at your own ass unless you're looking at your ass? I'm not... Joey, are you... Frank, it's a bathroom. There's mirrors afoot.
I know, I have mirrors in my bathroom too. You've never seen the ring on your butt? No, because I'm not getting up and walking bare assed where I can then turn around- welcome back by the way- walking back where I then turn around and look at my fucking- look at the imprint that the toilet seat had on my ass? That's what you're doing! I'm not- You wanna see your ass in a mirror to just make sure it's not as whack as you remember it. And then guess what? It probably is.
You disgust me. No, I don't. Honestly, yeah. You're trying to bury the lead here. You're trying to be ha-ha-he-he's. You're like, you walk all the way. My bathroom's the normal size. I've been in your bathroom. Yes. There's a giant mirror. Not in the one in your room, though. There's a giant mirror in there. But like... It's behind you. You gotta look at your ass, though. There's a mirror behind your toilet? Yeah. So when you're peeing, you're seeing...
Yeah. That's crazy. That's insane. You've used the bathroom. You don't know that? Maybe. Not maybe. It is there. That's nuts. That's insane. I don't want to watch my dick pee. I'm not happy that it's peeing to begin with. Why? You don't like peeing? I don't know. I'm not enough to watch it. I mean, I'm not like actively watching it.
You are. No, I'm not. You're watching your dickhead pee. You're annoying. Anyway- No, I'm not annoying. No, yes. You're sitting there and you want to see how your ass looks after you just fucking beat up a toilet. Dude, over the course of my life, have I looked at my ass? Yes. Do me a favor.
How what? How have you looked at your ass? You're looking back at it. Yeah. Yeah. That's somehow worse. Is there another way? Well, it was like the way that like when we were kids and people would be like, how do you check your nails? And you'd go like this and go, oh, gay. Or you'd go like this and they'd go, also gay. And it's like you're apparently according to- I thought this was straight. This was gay. Regardless, according to 2004, anything you did was gay. It's fair. But like looking back at it-
Because like you have to like look over your shoulder. What's the not gay way looking through my legs? Like a like an ostrich just like doing one of these Oh, oh, you don't want to look directly at it. What is it? Let's do so. It's just your ass, dude
It is. You stare directly into an asshole. You turn to stone. Yeah. By the way, I don't know if you guys can notice, but I'm very congested. I've been sick. Yeah, this kid, his nose got beat up by a fucking... Well, Philadelphia got me sick. Phil-er-del-phier. Phil-er-del-phier got me sick, so... I just want to say this. Yes. I had never before that show really locked in and did a Philadelphia accent.
You're kind of not bad at it. Fell into it. Yeah. The Philadelphia, you know? That's not it. And I knew that you were... Go birds, Philadelphia. That's good. That's really good. Yeah, it is. But just saying, I stumbled into it. You're a linguist. Could be. I think, like, give me an accent. Asian.
There's definitely some I won't do out of respect. Let's put it like that. But I... Yeah, so I've been sick. I've had just sinus shit. So that's why he sounds like this. But I'm bringing that up only to...
Bring up the fact that I'm on NyQuil. Like, I just start. Not now, but like, I just start. On NyQuil? Like, you've been prescribed NyQuil? I've never. No, I've never taken NyQuil before in my entire life. Hold on, hold on. You've never taken NyQuil in your whole life? Unless it happened when I was so young that I don't remember, I've never taken NyQuil. Really? Yeah. I used to pop that bitch like it was going out of style. Really? Because I like it.
Oh boy, here we go. Oh no, just put all the accounts in my name so you can't fucking drain them all. First of all, I don't even take Tylenol or Advil. I just don't like to do that. He's one of those. I am one of those. He is one of those. I am. Not that I believe in medicine. He believes... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Joey... But if I have a... I never get like... How many vaccines have you gotten? Just an idea.
Here's an idea I have. I want to see. No, I have... Dude, I'll take medication and whatever the fuck. I don't want polio. Like... Have you ever... Here's a serious question. Have you ever... I've never had polio, no. Thanks. Now I know. What? Have you ever been on like a prescription medication? Yeah. What do you mean? Like a... Like antibiotics? Antibiotics. Yeah, of course. Okay, oh.
I'm sorry. You're not taking Tylenol. Forgive me for asking. I'm sorry. Forgive me for asking a question. Well, like people, I feel like people get headaches and their first thing is like, I'm going to take an Advil. I'm taking Tylenol. Like I'll just ride it out. Oh, you just drink a ton of water. That pretty much clears it all out. Because my headaches aren't that bad. So I don't take Tylenol. Well, there are people that have like fucking severe migraines. Yeah. Well, you should take Tylenol. And I'm not above taking Tylenol. When I was a kid, I used to pop Excedrin.
What is that? It was like a headache medicine, but it was like it would dissolve on your tongue and it was mint flavor. And I got to a point where I just liked it. You liked eating it? I did like eating it. That's called addiction. Yeah. Maybe we shouldn't make the drugs bubble gum flavor. Yeah. Hey, big drug. Big Pharma. That's their name. Also, the vitamins, bro. Like the Flintstone vitamins.
If my mom didn't put that high enough on the counter, I would have eaten the whole fucking bottle. Well, now... That was bad. But see, that's... When we were kids, those, like, Flintstone vitamins, they were a little chalky vitamin-like flavor. I liked them. Now, because you're a weirdo. Gummy. Now? Forget it. Bro, did I... I had gotten one of those, like, once-a-day gummies. I don't remember the name. And they melted together, so I would just take a... Like, I'd take a chunk and bite it. I was probably taking... Just get a new bottle, you idiot. No, I know. But I was...
a little broke at the time. Okay. You know, but now they're full candy. They have like the orange ones. It's like vitamin D or something. And I'm like, I could, whatever it is, I would OD on this. Is that possible? I think you can OD on vitamin C. Which one comes from the sun? D. Got it. Yeah. Are you like,
Abusing NyQuil? Do we need to like call someone here, Joey? I've only taken it once a night. That's it. I don't like... Is it helping you get a little sleepy sleep? It is. I just, you know... It tastes like fucking shit. Well, that's probably what they... Wait a sec. Is that the one they put in to make like lean or scissor NyQuil? What's the difference between lean and scissor? You're asking this thing. Okay. Uh...
Well, you... I think, to my understanding, I think they're like... Scour your catalog of, you know, rap music that you've listened to. Is there any, like, recipe in any of those songs? Or at least pieces of a recipe? No, the only recipe that I can think of right now is, you put the lime in the coconut, you twist it all up. What song is that? Put the lime in the coconut? Isn't that like a Muppets song? No, it's like a Taiga song. Oh, I'm not very well versed on Taiga songs. Believe it or not.
My music knowledge stops. I don't know what the fuck it is. It stops it just before Taiga, I would say. Yeah. No. Yeah, I don't know. The difference between lean and scissor, I think it's just kind of like... Well, we have the power of the internet at our fingertips. I hate to say this, but it might be like frogs and toads. I don't know. Oh, is all lean scissor, but not all scissor is lean? I don't know. I know that there's like Sprite in it. It's definitely not NyQuil.
Okay. NyQuil's cough medicine, no? Yeah, but I think it's a specific type of cough medicine. Oh, like Robitussin? It's not Robitussin. Dude, you have it. You have it. You have the answer. Just look it up. What's the recipe for lean? What, you think people are going to... I'm sure your internet history, that's the cleanest thing that's probably on there, you fucking freak. What's the recipe? Oh, promethazine. Oh, codeine.
We're idiots. Oh, that's a problem. That's not a good... Yeah, it's codeine with cough syrup, hard candy, and soda. Hard candy? So like a Jolly Ranch? I love a Jolly Ranch. All right, now look up... If you were to do some lean... We won't. But if you wanted to... But we won't. For a Patreon episode? No. $35,000? No, we will not. Can you look up the ingredients for Sizzurp now? Just so we are well-versed here. You know what? I'm going to... This is the...
What is in scissorp? This is the whitest. Yeah. My mom would be asking me this. Can you look up what is in scissorp? Is there a distinct difference? Just look up what is in scissorp. Between. Talk about a scissorp. Scissorp and loop. S-I-Z-Z-U-R-P.
Scissorp is another nickname for lean. Oh. Or purple drank. Purple drank. Yeah. Okay. Which is also lean. Lean. Famously call it lean because. It makes you lean a little bit. It makes you lean a little bit. It makes you go this way and that way. Yeah. And you don't play with this stuff because you could get addicted to it. Happened a little Wayne. It did happen a little Wayne. Almost took our Wayne from us, man. And that's rapper. We would have been upset about that. I would have been furious. Well, we ZF baby. Please save the baby.
And the F is for phenomenal. Phoenicia. Phoenicia. He says phenomenal in one song. Love that. That's not good. Yeah. All that lean. So are you also taking Dayquil? I haven't. I did buy the two pack. Wait until Joey finds out about Z-Quil. What's that? It's just NyQuil without like the cough medicine, like the medicine part of it that just helps put you to sleep.
i don't like that i i started do i i did a melatonin for a little bit i did like it's a it's a hard drug yeah i did kind of bad when i actually have a track mark on my arm why i had to give blood it's all good i'm all right uh i i used to do uh melatonin but it would make me dream like nuts i only take melatonin on nights where i stay up late playing mlb
Are they gummies or are they like... Gummies, gummies, gummies. Because I'm so... I have to pull myself away from that game because I love it so much. And going to sleep, my brain just thinks about MLB. So I have to tell it to chill out a little bit. But I'm not a big... I don't take it every night. I know there are people... We know people that had to take...
like sleep medication every night in order to go to sleep and it's like really scary yeah oh i mean i have no problem falling asleep like honestly what is it um uh insomnia insomnia like that that i imagine is a nightmare i have no problem falling asleep but i did i do have fun when i take this nyquil because you're a little drunky you get more like tired i don't feel like drunk or drowsy or anything honestly is it working is it working we don't know
But I like sitting in bed and then fighting it. You know what I mean? Have you ever seen the videos of people fighting anesthesia?
Can you? Yeah. So there's, it's like, um, Steve-O has a bet against someone else. Don't ask me who it is, but they basically take turns. Like when they go for surgery, fighting anesthesia and it's fucking wild, dude. Like I've, you've never been under anesthesia. No, I have. And it is crazy. Cause you're literally like in your head, there's a part of you that's just like, I'm going to write the,
And you're gone. And like, you're gone. And then you wake up like, um, like a fucking bed. So weird. And there are videos of Steve-O fighting it. And he's like, uh, like, yeah, it's crazy. It is crazy. So you have to accept it. Well, in your bloodstream, you can't fight that. You can't fight the, you know, injection of it, but you can, I guess, fight the effects. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. But, um,
I hope you never have to go under anesthesia. Yeah, that would be nice. But if you do, you'll see that it's just like... It's kind of scary. I've never had laughing gas or any of that either. I've never had laughing gas that I can remember either. I would just get Novocaine to have to... Novocaine, baby. That's a good song. Yeah. Who sings it? Frank Ocean. Wow. Proud of you. Honestly...
I am too. Yeah. So you're just stumbling down the road of NyQuil now? Do we have to worry about it? Is this like something to be... No. Yeah. Nothing to be concerned about? No. I just enjoy, you know, laying in bed. I'm watching Seinfeld and I'm like...
Yeah, really? Really fighting it. But then I just fall hard to sleep. I don't like falling asleep unplanned because then I wake up and I'm just like, oh no. You know, like it got me. I feel like most nights I fall asleep and not remember. No, I always, always go to sleep like with the plan of going to sleep. It is very rare that I go to sleep like...
Without the intent You know Oh so like You shut the lights And you're like Okay time for sleep I roll over And I go big time Sleep in time My body just like Falls asleep Like I'll be like Watching TV And then I just Fall asleep Which isn't like planned Like I know that like This I am gonna go to sleep I shut the TV off I roll over I make sure my phone is charging I say goodnight to Becca And then I go to sleep
Okay. Because like, I feel like most people do that probably. Yes. I just don't like the idea of like unplanned sleeps. Why not? It just freaks me out. Like I want to be in control of my sleep, you know, like, but like, I know I'm falling asleep. No. Yes. No. It's like you're laying and you're like, I'm tired of, I'm watching. I'm trying to shut the, but then do you wake up in the middle of the night and the TV still on? Sometimes I wake up in the morning and they should have still on. What? Yeah. Unnecessary use of energy over there. Joey's stealing. He's a theft.
It's an apartment building. He's a fan. I just, I don't, I've woken up in like the middle of the night. I remember so vividly actually. It was like 2016 when I lived in Milford. I like fell asleep and I woke up and a different show was on. And I was like, this I don't like. I don't like this. Because it freaks me out. Because like, I know I didn't put the show on, but like, and it just went on. But like, what if someone came in and just like fucked with me? You know? And changed the channel? What a prankster. Yeah.
There are people that do that. You remember the fucking, on your episode of OPL, the one with the girl talking about the stalker. He just like did things to just like fuck with her and to like make it be known he was there. Maybe I had someone that was doing that. Maybe not. Maybe it's all true. They just came in and changed it to Animaniacs at three in the morning.
When I was younger, I used to think that I was sleepwalking because I would fall asleep on the couch and my parents would bring me upstairs. I was like, oh, I'm sleepwalking. It never even occurred to me that my parents would carry me. Oh, the good old days when you could sleep so hard that someone could physically pick you up and put you somewhere else and you wouldn't know. I'd love that. Tuck me in. I haven't been tucked in in so long. I come over like... Oh, I tuck back in sometimes. Do you? Yeah. But you get around. I do a big bang, bong, bong, thump.
I don't actually like it. I don't either because it's gonna get undone in four seconds. I like being tucked in, but once I'm tucked in, I don't like it. Here's the thing. I think what comes with the tucking is the idea that like, it's the thought behind it. It's like, you like, you're realistically, you realistically, hold on, listen to me, please.
You don't care about the fact that you're getting a birthday card, but it's the idea that you're getting the birthday card. You don't care what the birthday card says, or you just care that someone cared enough to get you a card. Same here. I don't. You don't...
But you picked the wrong thing. I don't want cards. Okay, fuck you and cards. How about that? But the idea that someone's going out of their way to try to make you more comfortable by tucking you in, it's the motion of the ocean. I disagree. I think it's the actual physical feeling of being tucked in. I don't like that. You don't like laying like a mummy and then someone's like tucking you in? Once I'm tucked, I'm like, all right. But I like feeling like I'm being tucked in. No, no, I don't. I like the process. But once the process is over, I hate it. No.
No, I don't like that. When I was a kid, I probably did, but not now. Now I want to have control just in case. Do you at hotels? No, I love that the hotels are basically... They're so stiff and it's like they're going to wrap you in an ace bandage to go to sleep. That I like. I can't even get out of that bed. I know. I feel like I'm taped to it. But then in the morning, you're always out of it. I'm out of what? At least for me. Anytime I'm in a hotel in the morning, I wake up and the bed is... Destroyed? Distraught. Yeah.
Are you a tossy, turny kind of guy? Unfortunately, I think it's because I've become a not great sleeper. I can fall asleep very easy, but being asleep for me is not easy. So you wake up a lot? I toss and turn. But you remember, like you're up? Yeah, I remember. Not up, but I remember I'll be like, all right, I got to toss and turn. And it's also like I share, like the way that I sleep is I hold on to my blanket and
So like the reason I remember... Wait, the one that's on your body? Yeah. How do you hold it? So like it's over me and I'm this way and I hold the... Like I hold a part of it, like the end of it or something. So you're exposed? No. It's over me this way and I'm holding it this way. Oh. Yeah. Oh God, I got it. You're tucking. Yeah, I'm tucking. And then...
When I toss and turn, I have to open to leave space and then turn around. Because if not, I'll just pull. Yeah, you'll just roll up. You'll be a full roll-up. I'll be a full roll-up. Yeah. And then I leave Becca with no blanket. Yeah. I need a sheer blanket. That's how people get divorced. That is how people get divorced. That's step one. I got divorced over a blanket? Well, it starts with a blanket and then it ends with you're selfish. Oh, jeez.
You don't even care enough to keep me warm in the night. You know what's crazy? Keeping me warm at night. You know what TikTok trend? I don't know why. It just brought this in my head. Where I've stumbled down on TikTok. Have you gotten to lighter TikTok yet? Lighter like lighter? Lighter. Like lighter. Like Lil Wayne lighter. Yeah. Back to Lil Wayne. Back to Lil Wayne. Don't do lean. Fireman. Fireman. Go DJ. That's my DJ. Okay.
Dude, there's this guy, don't ask me his account or his name or anything, but he has like vintage lighters and he just lights them. I like Zippos. I love Zippos, but dude, these are way better. He's like, oh, this is from like 1920s France and it looks like a clamshell and you open it up and it's just fire, dude.
And it's so like, it makes sense that it's French because they love cigarettes. They love cigarettes. I want to smoke cigarettes so bad with a vintage lighter. I don't want to smoke cigarettes and I won't. But if I did, I want a cool lighter. That's like, would you get one? That's like a gun. And you're like, everyone chill. No, maybe I want a vintage one where it's just like, it looks like a matchbook and you pull this like metal stick out and it's just a fire stick. Not like describing matches. That's what you're describing. You're describing a matchbox.
No, there's like ones where it's like a metal stick. It's like a metal match. Okay. It's cool though, no? I'm not doing a good job. I can't see it. That's the problem. Dude, it's so... And then he has ones that look like little sticks and you pull it apart and it's just like a fire in the middle. I like lighters too. Dude, lighters, man. Zippos are sick though. Because when it's fire and you don't even have to blow it out, you're just like... I love flicking a Zippo open, lighting it, and then...
Exactly. It's so cool. Espo giving us lighters for like the groomsmen. I thought that was such a fucking move. That was so great. Did he? Oh yeah. What? Do you remember anything? Of course I remember. I know. I remember the flask. The flask. Yeah. Yeah. But like, and it's just like lighting. I want to drop, I want to drop a Zippo on some gas. Yes. We've talked about that. We have on quite a bit actually. It's like you take a Zippo lighter. You just, it's blows up a gas station. Let's start a fire. Um,
Where? At a fireplace. Like, in a safe environment. On some dirt or something. Where's the safest place to start? Outside. Outside. Outside. Yeah. Not inside. Not inside. But, like, where?
Campfire Beach, brother Beach is a good one Beach is a great fire start place It is Why am I saying it like that? I don't know Yeah But you say fire weird Fire Yeah, you say fire Fire Fire Fire Like things with And you say power Fire Fire power Fire power Fire power Yeah, see? Like you say it weird You're like Alright, alright, I'm sorry I would like to start a fire With a lot of power That's what you want? You fucking dweeb You squirt
Squirt? No, oh, and Frank's so cool, he's like, "Escala, firepower!" That's just the way I say it, firepower. Well, sorry! Alright, I will talk more proper for you, alright?
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The UK's sexiest men alive for 2024. Frank, you specifically told me don't look it up and then yelled at me when I grabbed my computer to bring the ads up. Yeah. Because you're like, don't look it up. I'm like, I'm not. I did. I did. It's trickery. You guys are seeing behind the third wall, fourth wall here. The third eye. Third eye. All-seeing eye? All-seeing. Careful. You were talking about the Illuminati last time. Now you're talking about the all-seeing eye. You really are begging. Oh, yeah. I did that thing. Yeah. It's...
This guy wants us to get fucking... I don't know. You want to give up your firstborn child? It would be kind of exciting to end up in one of those videos. I'm not going to lie. Oh, where people like... It's like the jump... Yeah, it's like they find things in my... Like, and I accidentally one day was just kind of like, oh, my eye's itchy.
And people are like, look. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would like to end up in that. And then it's always like the AI, like text generated voice where it's like, this is what people don't want you to know. Exactly. About the Illuminati. And then you have people being like, they're doing it right in front of us. Right in front of your face. That's what they would do. They'd make fun of it to make people think it's not real. Yeah, yeah. Which maybe. Possible. Maybe. But I'm just saying I'm not. And I would like to be a part of it. Not us. Definitely not me. Whoa. That makes me think that you are. No, definitely not. Why not?
Why would they want me? They want you. They want Big Bill's boy, you. Who knows? I don't know. No, I know. I don't. Do you? No. I don't know either, actually, now that I think about it. What are we saying? I don't know. But the UK's... The UK. The United Kingdom. Wasn't Prince or whoever the fuck... We're going to go through 10 to 1. Oh, it's 10. There's 10. Well, there's more than 10. Harry Styles? Shut up!
The UK, though. The UK, we have come to know and come to learn because we didn't know before. It's a kingdom. It's the United Kingdom. So it includes Scotland, Ireland, London, England. I should say not London. London's a city. There's other ones in there, too. I think Germany might be a part of that. Germany? It's a part of the United Kingdom? Maybe? No, it's not. Uh-oh. Germany? Why are you saying it like that? There's no way.
Who's in the United Kingdom? Now I got to look it up. England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Oh, so I really fucked that up. I don't know. Forgive me. I don't know. I've never been there. You're not forgiven. How's that? Well, there's nothing you could do. I've never been there either. I'm going to forgive myself. So they released, so Wales, England, Ireland, Northern Ireland, whatever. Who cares? They released their top 10 sexiest men alive.
Let me ask you a serious question. Go ahead. The U.S. Yes. We did ours. Yeah. Who was on? There was like, I don't know, Matthew McConaughey or something. Good looking guy, right? Yeah. Give me some other American good looking guys. That were on that list? Yeah. Now you can vaguely. First of all. Well, the first name I was going to say was Idris, but that they got him over there. If he's not on that list, I don't even want to fucking do this. Okay. You keep going.
Ryan Reynolds, I think, was on it. He's Canadian, but nonetheless, yes. Correct. Hugh Jackman? He's Australian. You physically named him. Maybe we are ugly. Chris Evans. There you go. All right. Not my type. So there are a couple people here that are on this list. So number 10, Dermot O'Leary. No idea who this is. What is that? No idea who this is. This is what he looks like. I could see it, honestly. All right. He looks like an assistant basketball coach. Okay.
Number nine, Russ Cook. Who's that? No idea. Can I see? Sure, Joey. That's not true. I swear to God. That's Russ Cook. I'm letting you know, dude. Don't look it up. I'm telling you. Why can't I look it up? All right, go ahead. Because I don't want you to see the rest of the names on there. I'm not. I'm looking up Russ Cook. He thinks I'm lying here. You're going to tell me that's not what Ireland thinks is sexy? This guy's 27 plus 47.
Okay, he's a sick athlete. Cool. Maybe that makes him sexier. Not to... That's for the UK. This guy's in his 20s. All right. And we're not meaning to shame people. We are, though. We're doing it. We're clearly doing it. All I'm saying is this guy looks like he's got a long beard, a lot of hair. Number eight, Sam Thompson. This one can kind of... That can make sense a little bit. Charming young little twink. Let me see that picture. Give me this picture.
Holy shit. You know what? I thought this was a guy named Scotty Sire. Oh. Who was like a YouTuber. I legit thought that was him until it got close. Oh, okay. I was literally like, you've been pranked for it. No, I'm not pranked. So it's getting better. Number seven. Forgive me if I'm mispronouncing the name. Ramesh Ranganathan. Ranganathan. Sorry. Where were you? He's like a host. I can see. I can see it.
I can see it honestly. What number is he though? What? What number is he? He's number... He's number... Seven. Bro, where's Stiles here? Where's Harry? Do me a favor. Six through one are gonna blow your mind. Okay. Do I know them? Seriously. You know most of them. Okay. Seriously. Name some good looking British dudes. Idris. Okay. Give me more. You said Harry Styles. Okay. Harry Styles.
I can't even think of a British person right now. I can't right now either. But like British people. Tom Holland. Okay. Okay. I'm going to just say this. Idris is six. Well, this is wrong. Idris is six. Yeah, there's no way. Tom Holland, two.
Okay. He's their darling. But he's just like a... He's got like a little boy charm. You know what I mean? He is a little boy. He's like 25, so let's take it easy, okay? No, I mean like he's like small, twinkie boy. Yeah. You know? Sounds like he's gonna get married to Zendaya. So, doing well for himself in the love department. Of course. But...
I wouldn't say, I would put Idris over him. Like when you think sexy, you think like, well, you do. No. You do. Yeah. What? You do. I do what? Some people think sexy is like Tom Holland. But that's not, let's be honest. Like, what do you think is, who do you think is sexier? Idris Elba or Tom Holland? Well, yeah, I like it. I like, that's, you know. You like him?
It just, he's got more of like a sex appeal. Granted, we're also straight men. So I guess we're not the people to really say this, but like, I wouldn't by any stretch say that Tom Holland is a, what, what, what embodies sexy, sexier than Idris Elba. Uh, number five. Yeah. Killian Murphy. He, he's hot right now. Like people are really into how hot right now. I think that he's a good looking guy. He's just very like, he's, he looks like he's negative body fat.
Like, his face is so tight. You know what I mean? Yeah. But he's got some... I'll tell you this right now. He's a possible alien. Tommy Shelby, though, like, the character he plays, I'm watching that show being like, dude, I'm getting gayer by the season here. Well, I think because people like the old, like, I'm a gentleman, you know, like... But he's, like, a good-looking guy in that show. He's a good-looking guy, but he does...
Look like an alien a little bit like we've said this before like if him and Anya Taylor-joy were to come out and say like we're not of this planet We'd be like yeah, if they had tails. Yeah, we can't confirm nor deny that they have tails Have you seen and I do have you seen killing Murphy's butt? No, dude So that's all I'm saying and I think both of those people are very attractive people good-looking people But if they had tails, I would be like okay. Yeah, that's it. Okay, so
Just again, I just want to make sure that we're saying that Idris Elba is six. So far, this isn't too crazy because at least these people are good looking. So sexier than Idris Elba and Cillian Murphy. Gareth Southgate. What is that? A college? He's a soccer coach. But he's that. He's not terrible. I agree. I completely agree. He ain't an Idris Elba though. Who is he? Three? He was four. Four. Number three. Prince William.
I know what you're thinking. What'd you just say? Prince William. Oh. I know what you're thinking here, folks. Oh, no. He's a good looking guy. You're mixing up your princes, babe. He's not the redhead one that married Meghan Markle. No one's going to make that distinction. Prince William. He's got the George Costanza cut. This is number three? It just... Listen, again, I'm sure they're all nice people, but like, it doesn't... Sexier than Idris Elba.
He looks like he could chew the shit out of stuff. Dude, if you give this guy a rock, it's gonna be dust in a minute. That's what I'm saying, dude. He could, like, turn a house into sawdust. Number two, as we said, Tom Holland. Got it. And who's the sexiest Brit? Elton John? No, not even, I didn't even see if he was on the list. According to whatever publication this is, I don't know. Are they old? The UK's sexiest man alive is Jeremy Clarkson.
Who is that guy? Isn't he the host of that show Top Gun? No, Top Gear, Full Gear. What? Jeremy Clarkson. I don't even care what he is. Just look him up, dude. This is the UK's sexiest man alive. He's 6'5". That does have a bit of an appeal to it. But... But everything in between the age and the height. This guy was named sexiest man. Sexiest man alive. What is going on? What's in the water over there?
Not shampoo. Bro, this guy looks like Lemony Snicket. Dude, first of all, we don't know what Lemony Snicket looks like. That was a pseudonym used by the author. So who's the guy? Count Olaf, brother. That's what he looks like. This looks like every James Bond villain that you can think of. And you can only think of one, and it's him.
Dude, this is like my dad if he lost 50 pounds and then was hit by lightning. That looks like as if someone lost 150 pounds and gained it all back right in their head. I really hope this guy's not watching. He's 65. He isn't. But wow. Just to put it out there, that man they believe is sexier than Henry Cavill. Oh, that guy's British. Is he? Yes. Yeah.
There's no way that's actually real. Sexiest UK people. Well, no. UK's sexiest man alive. That's what you need to look up. Oh. UK's sexiest man alive. Jeremy Clarkson. Listen, Mr. Clarkson. I think you know a lot about cars. What? Why? That's so crazy. Just like, what is going on, you know? Dude, this website broke. Old white guy beats Idris Elba as UK's sexiest man alive. Doesn't make any sense. It doesn't! Maybe... Maybe...
Maybe there's something we don't know. Look up good-looking UK actors. Gerard Butler, dude. Isn't he like Irish or something? Scottish or Irish. I don't know. But that's in the UK. Michael Caine. No, Tom Hardy, bro. Tom Hardy. Michael Caine. Hugh Grant. People love that guy. I don't know why people think he's a good-looking dude. I'm so confused by that. That's...
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I always thought he was Australian. Ewan McGregor with those eyes. Ewan McGregor, yes. Scottish. Eddie Redmayne? You can make an argument. I won't. Fucking Alan Rickman. RIP. Voldemort. Ralph Fiennes? Yeah. Is that how you say it? It's actually Ralph Fiennes. It's not Ralph? No, it's Ralph. Or Ray, actually. Ray? Ray or Rafe. One of those. But his last name starts with an F, so I... Robert Pattinson.
Batman, dude. Edward Cullen. Jason Statham. Jason, you're doing... You're telling me this old cunt is hotter than Jason Statham. So you're telling me that he's hotter than me? That is so good. That's really good. I haven't done that in years. Yeah, that's good. So you're telling me that I'm the transporter?
Any sort of me? God damn, I feel like I'm sitting next to the guy. Right? Kinda, right? Jason Statham, you don't think that I'm sexy? At some holidays, kinda.
Tom Hosey's. He kind of does a bloke. Yeah, he's a bloke. A bloke. He's lower. A lower, lower bloke. Statham's like, Statham's here. He's kind of like what I imagine a British snake sounds like. I was going to say a cobra. A cobra. He's like, yeah, I'm slithering. Listen, I'm going to bite you. Yeah, I'm slithering around. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I got venom in me lungs. Ha!
I don't think they're in their lungs. You know what I'm saying. If I bought you, you're gonna be in a wee bit of trumps. And then, and then, uh, Idris Elba's just like, just hot. Yeah. He's just like, bro, you know, like, he's like, uh, oh, yeah. He's got like a primal, like, sex appeal to him. And they're saying that this guy's better looking? Yeah, I don't know. What is going on? It's kind of crazy, bro. And then you got Henry Cavill, Superman, dude.
Yeah. It doesn't make sense. I don't know what's going on, man. They just love cars over there and like small- What's with cars? He has cars? I'm pretty sure he's a host of a show. Jeremy Clarkson. Now I got to check. He's the host of like, it was like a big show. Yeah, Top Gear. Yeah. This guy just likes cars, dude. I also think he said some racist stuff. That probably makes him hotter over there.
To certain people. It's like, oh, what did he say? He called him what? Oh my God. I fancy him. I fancy him. I fancy him. Yo, did you see fucking What's Her Name from Baby Reindeer on Piers Morgan? Bro. She's nuts. She is something. Hold on. Before we get into that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get the ads. Get the ads. Before we talk about a stalker, talk about that. Yeah, please. Alleged. Don't want to get sued by her. Yeah, she might actually see this. I know.
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What were you talking about? We were talking about the alleged, make that very clear. Alleged. Alleged stalker from Baby Reindeer, like the real life version. Did you see her on Piers Morgan? I did. For those of you guys that have not watched, Baby Reindeer is a show on Netflix. It's intense and good, but definitely read like the warnings before the shows and the episodes to make sure you're not putting yourself in a predicament where you're going to watch something uncomfortable. The real life version of
Of this person went on Pierce Morgan to like defend herself. Yeah. Didn't go well. I would not say she was on there being like Pierce Morgan's just going, he's going, it says here that you sent him 38,000 emails, something like that. Right. And she's like, never sent one. Yeah. She's like, I might've said one or two, you know, my, my favorite was the one where she was like, uh, Pierce Morgan is like, uh, you know, he asked, he said that like, he admitted he might've like led you on, uh,
And she's like, he asked me to sleep with him. And he had a big green spot on his face. What does that mean? I don't know. Like, I guess that he looked like shit. Maybe it's some like Scottish term for something. It's like, she's like, he asked me to sleep with him. Big green spot on his face, you know? And just like didn't do herself any favors. Like literally went out there and now the world is tearing it apart. Saying like, yeah, she kind of,
Yeah, the actress. It makes you go. The actress did pretty well. Dude crushed it. Yeah. She like did really well. Yeah. But if you guys haven't watched the show, go watch it. It's really, really good. Yeah. I saw some of that interview, but it's scary. Yeah. I don't want smoke, though. Like, if you're watching this, please don't. Yeah. I know. We know. I'm not going to say her name. I don't even know her fucking name. I'm not going to say it. Don't. I will. Why? All right. I won't.
No. Okay. She said she's suing him. She's suing Netflix. She's going to sue everybody. It's a big fat sue job. Big fat sue job. So all this is alleged, just so we're all clear. Alleged. This is all alleged. It could be made up and we don't know. It could be. And quite frankly, it may be. But we don't know. But we don't know. Because who are we? It's a big conspiracy. It is. Nothing is real anymore. Everything is fake. You won't be able to determine anything that may or may not be real.
Okay. You know? I don't know what you mean by that. Isn't that fucked up that, like, we live in a place in a world where, like, you need to look at everything and just go like, ah, I don't know if that's real or true or not. Dude, now, forget about it. It's crazy. In, like, two years, I think it's gonna be impossible. Yeah. Like... There's gonna be, like, so many think pieces on, like, actually, um, did this happen? Bro, you know what I thought about the other day? If you're an actor or an actress or whatever, right? Mm-hmm.
You've heard stories of people dying in the middle of things, so they have to CGI them for the rest of the movie. And that was years ago, and it doesn't look that bad. What happens when that's perfect? Well, that's weird that you bring that up. That's actually a big part of what... Well, the extras and stuff, right? But there was an issue last year with the Writers and Screen Actors Guild strikes, and basically them going against the producers of Hollywood because...
A lot of people said that, like, this is going to get to a point where it becomes, like, a scary use of our likeness. Because the producers had pitched in some regards that, like, we scan you and we own your likeness and we can use it and we don't need to pay you royalties. It's like, that's fucking crazy, no? Yeah. That'd be terrifying. But imagine you could just, like...
It doesn't look as good as you'd think. If you go back and look at maybe from the last 10 years, examples of it, it looks kind of not great. I can't even think of an example right now. Star Wars did it a couple times, but Peter Cushing, the guy that played in the original Star Wars, I forgot his character's name, but they bring him back in Rogue One, then they de-aged...
What's her name? Carrie Fisher, Princess Leia. Yeah. You know, and she looks like not good, you know, but a lot of them don't look great. It's just, I think your brain is probably retroactive. That was so cool though. It was pretty cool. Dude, that scene. That movie was like super okay. And then the last 10 minutes I was like, this is the greatest movie I've ever fucking seen. That scene where it's dark and they're sitting there and then you just see the fucking red lightsaber light up. Dude, Darth Vader went in there and just fucking went off.
Yeah, dude, it made me root for the dark side. Well, all you hear was how much of that like that's how I've been sleeping by the way. How much of that sound effect did you try to do during your whole life? Hoker? Hoka is not as good as Koki. You're saying Koki? I think mine's better. I think it's Pa. Can you do any other like movie sound effects?
I don't walk around with that information. No, I don't know. But like, you do. You definitely do. You do. I know. I know. You ready? Yeah, do it. I can do Bane from The Dark Knight Rises. Frankie, you've done this a billion times. I don't fucking care. I need my cup, though. I need my cup. I don't want you to do it. I'm gonna do it, though. Yeah. I just found out I could do an alarm from fucking Star Wars. No, I guess now I lost it. That just sounds like... What's his name? What does it sound like, Joe?
The Goonies guy? Sloth. Yeah, that's who I was thinking too. Yeah. I don't want to do the impression because it sounds mean. Well, you already did it. Technically. You can't do any other ones? I don't think so. Could you do like a cool James Bond bullet ricocheting off something? What has this become? Do you like write the... How do you remember that you can like do this? Like do you write it down? Do you like... No, I just... My brain is a cachet of just incredible amount of knowledge. A cachet. Yeah.
i thought that was a catch a cash honestly don't know yeah don't care also clearing out i don't know what that does i could also do donnie from the wild thornberries go ahead now you gotta let me close my eyes yeah now you gotta close your eyes it's good though why do you guys watch this show why do you watch this that was good though that was pretty good right i liked that show i'm trying i was weirdly attracted to the sister
Well, she was drawn to be hot, dude. Are you kidding me? What do you mean weirdly? One of them was like, she was made to be like the cool like hair over her eye, like punk rock chick. Bro, you know who I hated?
Darla. Is that the show? No. Daria? Daria. Daria, the MTV show where she's like, cool. She's like, Daria. I'm like, you barely moved. Well, we probably didn't understand. That was probably, because like that and Beavis and Butthead was like, that was girls at that time and that was boys at that time. Like the girls were just like, whatever. Whatever.
Loser. Oh my god. Remember that? You're such a whatever loser. L double dot loser. If and what would. It was like, there was some like. You don't remember that? You're a loser loser double loser. As if whatever. Get the picture. Duh. So fucking stupid. Yo. Teenage girls in the 90s. You suck, dude. First of all, we had those too, though.
Teenage girls in the 90s? No, we had we had milk milk lemonade around the corner fudges made Yeah, but like we were doing it about titties and butts and stuff like they're doing it about being a loser be cooler Yeah, you're a loser loser double loser. You know people don't know that. What? Milk milk lemonade around the corner fudges made stick your finger up the hole out comes a Tootsie Roll Stick your finger twice as far out comes a Hershey bar. Finger your butt and you'll crap yourself and you'll shit in your own hand.
Yeah, I do. Joey loved that saying. Milk, milk, lemonade. I remember you telling that at like a party in second grade so vividly. We were at a party? We were like a class party, like a pizza party. And I said milk, milk, lemonade? And you know why I remember? I swear to God, I'm going to set the scene and this is, I don't know if you'll remember, but this Miss Macchio's class. Miss Macchio's class. She let us have parties? Second grade. Yeah. We had a party.
Pizza. So what it means is a normal pie that's cut into slivers that are the size of a fucking pencil. Kinda like those. Kinda like it too because you can shove the whole thing down your throat. And we would sit- me and you and like other kids in our class would sit there. We would always have pretzel rods, pretend they were cigars. Right. We would always have a can of- a can- cup of soda and we would pretend it was beer. And I remember you would like take it and we'd pretend we were drunk.
In second grade, dude. And you would recite your milk, milk, lemonade. You love your milk, milk, lemonade. I was just sitting there like, where do you hear this one? Fucking Rodney Dangerfield on stage like, milk, milk, lemonade. Can you imagine? I get no respect around the quote of Fudge's Mate. I'm picturing our teacher watching us sitting in, like crossing our legs and sitting there. And I'm like...
Milk, milk, lemonade around the corner. Fudge is big. In a shirt that says, like, I shoot first. You don't get to shoot at all. It's like a vaguely, like, and one basketball shirt. You know what I mean? Like, shoot when you see the whites of their eyes. Yeah, something stupid. Oh, man. Wait, why do you specifically remember that? Because I just remember it. You have the most spotty, like, memory back then. It really, really is. It really, truly is. And it's scary because, like,
You remember me reciting Milk Milk Lemonade? Yeah, I also remember we- this is weird, but like we would smell our hands after- We would- so our elementary school had like the old fucking- I don't know if it was iron or what it was- rails that were painted with so many coats of red, but they would chip off and the metal underneath was like- it like- it had such a distinct smell. Yeah, yeah. And we would climb the stairs and it'd be like, smell my hand. It smells like metal.
We were fucking weird, dude. It was weird. This Wii stuff though, I don't wanna, like I think it's weird. You were, this is what I don't like. Revisionist histories, you're trying to make it seem like Frankie was weird. You were a fucking weird kid too, Milk Milk Lemonade. I can't, Milk Milk Lemonade is funny. Now it is, but at the time you were a big time Milk Milk Lemonader. Bro, you know what I loved back in the day? How did you know titties had milk? What do you mean? I drank it.
When you were a fucking infant, not when you were in second grade. I mean, I lived through drinking it. You survived the good titty suck of 1993. Yeah. Do you remember when you get pulled out of class because you had to do the hearing test? Yes. Bro, I used to be in there being like, I'm going to fucking blow their minds. Like, I don't know why I thought if I did so well in that test, they'd be like, come with us. Yeah. That's right.
I thought like they were gonna be like, we have to get him in government. Oh my god, here's the best eyesight I've ever seen. They would be like- It's hearing. Well, they did eyesight and hearing too. I remember the eyesight, they'd be like, alright, cover your eye, and they'd turn around and I'd go, I swear, I'd cheat. You're cheating on an eye exam? My vision tests and hearing tests were all fucked up because I would just try super hard. That's so funny. They'd be like, oh my god, he has like x-ray vision, this kid. That's so funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was good. But I would-
Yeah, well, it would be like if you hear something and it would be like, and you'd be like, I did. I heard it. I heard it all. Honestly, I can hear this whole thing all the time. And also the, the, I was going to say, go, go, go, go, go, go. I was going to say lice, but I thought ace.
But they weren't testing us for AIDS in elementary school. No, the lice. When you had to go to the end, then she would just look through your head. Do you think she was actually like looking or she was just like... It was like a huge... Bro, it was a huge issue at the time. I remember they like took it so fucking serious. Yeah, because if one kid gets lice, it's a wrap. Everyone gets lice. I mean, not really. There are different hair types that are more susceptible to it than others. The amount that you clean your scalp.
I'm saying if children who run around and play with each other and stick their hands in their mouths Isn't it crazy that there's an on this green on God's green earth there is an animal who only cares about living in hair Crazy, no? Gross Lice is disgusting And then bed bugs? What about crabs? Crabs are sick, dude
No, I meant crabs. Oh, like bad crabs. Yeah. Like penis crabs. Yeah, like pubes crabs. Oh, I thought you were saying like real... I was gonna say don't fucking slander crabs. Are crabs lice? I think they're like lice of your pubes, but under a microscope, they're little crabs. I've never had crabs, so I can't speak to them. Me neither. I've known someone that had crabs. Really? Yeah, it's crabs. Was it cool? Did they bite?
I don't know. That's a great question. Look them up. No, I'm not going to do that. You're freaking yourself out. We're going to end it on crabs, I think. Yeah, there you go. Frank, where can they find you? FAlvers885 on Twitter, the Frank Alvers and all the forums and social media. And then go check out TheBasementYard.com, TheBasementYard.com, TheBasementYard.com, TheBasementYard.com. And if you're coming to any...
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