#486 - The French Made Me But It
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I'm going the panties from the granny all the time. They look comfy. But they make you look like you got crapped. I don't care if anyone thinks it looked like I crapped. It cares if I actually crapped. I mean, I care about that as well, but, you know. Who's looking at your ass as garbage as it is? You always talk poop about my butt. He's always talking poop about my butt.

Honestly, Joey, you get to sit there on your throne and your fat butt, and then you're going to make fun of the less fortunate. It's not that you're less fortunate. It's just that you were born with less. I'm a street rat when it comes to ass. You're a street rat of ass. That's what you are. I'm Aladdin of ass. Honestly, that sounds pretty cool. You're like the Quasimodo of ass. That's what you are. But was he homeless?

No, well, technically he lived in a bell tower. He lived in the church? He lived in Notre Dame. But the top of the church. Wait, he's French? Quasimodo's French. Quasimodo. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you see? That just sounds like four motorbikes. Quasimodo. Yeah, no, I honestly didn't think that he was French, bro. Imagine looking like that and then also being French. And sound, and you know what I'm saying? Yeah, like- That's a lot of things at once. That's a lot of things going on at once because, you know, like-

The French, to me at least, the French dialect is a little tough on the ears. Like it could be, it's a little like kind of oily. Yeah. Slippery. It's slippery. Exactly. It's slippery. Yeah, it's like all the words are like coming out before they're ready. Yeah. You know what I mean? They're underbaked. Everything comes out the oven. Too soft. A little too soft and mushy. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But I don't remember where I was, but I am going to refer back to the fact. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

No, you acknowledge, rightfully so, that your ass is not your best feature. Well, if we're doing a comparison. But you got a great face. Thanks. Other people need ass, you got face. Your face is your ass. My face is my ass. People see people walking by and they go, damn, like that's a butt. So you're saying my face is- Your face is a good ass. My face is my big tits. Yes, dude. Okay. Yeah, exactly. You have big tits, but they're just on your cheeks. It's on my face. Yeah, on your cheeks. What's your big tits?

My ass. Your ass. My ass is my tits. Yeah. My tits are kind of also tits right now. What does that mean? Oh, I need to get a little bit more back into it. Oh, oh. I would also say that my humor is my tits. You've got big humor tits. I have a good personality. Yeah. Which is... For me. Lights up a room. That's a rumor lighter-upper. Yeah. There's an easy way to say that. So, back to what we were saying. Your ass is not... You know, like you know what your strengths are. I do. But...

A little bit of leg workouts. You've also... You have a bum knee. You know, like you said that your ankle was hurting you a couple months ago. Like, if you just start doing some, like, lower body workouts, your ass can be... Right. Your tits. You know what I mean? I gotta start doing whatever the models on Instagram are doing. Yeah. So, back to what I was saying. Start off my morning with Monday Night Raw. Right. And then...

You know, there wasn't a new episode of like Creature Commandos, so I would go and I watched the Digimon Adventure on Hulu. Can we explain what that is? Is that an adult show? Yeah, actually it is. What is it? It's the first entry created by James Gunn in the new version of the DCU. It's Creature Commandos. It's an animated show on Max. What does... What are you...

are your kids watching like in the bedroom with with Becca because you're in the other room watching Creature Commandos Creature Commandos I mean they can't watch that there's a lot of blood and stuff oh Creature Commandos and Digimon Digimon Monday Night Raw right they're watching classic kid shows Bluey right you know what is does Becca does anyone in this house watch anything that's above you know Becca and I started watching a show a movie called Night Bitch and

Night bitch. Yeah. Is that about a... What is that about? Well, it's in the name. Bitch. Jesus Christ, Joey. Oh, a night with a K? No. Night, like the evening. Bitch. As in, I assume it's not about a dog. Yeah, it kind of is. It's about Amy Adams is a stay-at-home mom and slowly feels her mental health kind of, you know, escaping her and envisions herself turning into a dog at night.

Night Bitch. That sounds like we made up the name for that show. I know. It's a movie. It's like, yo, we can get away with saying bitch because it's a dog. Yeah. Back when just putting two cool words together was cool. You know what I mean? Fuck suck.

You did that a lot. Yeah, well. Also, by the way, I just wanted to say on the way here, I saw a fantastic piece of graffiti. That was probably the whitest I've ever been in my life. A fantastic piece of graffiti. What a piece of shit you are, dude. First of all, a single graffiti is a graffito, by the way. Is that true? I think so. Frank, you don't get to do those sentences back to back. Like one stick of spaghetti is spaghetto.

I heard that. Yeah, so like... But no one... What's the reason for that? No one's ever gonna eat a Spaghetti. I mean, if you... You take one Spaghetti and you Spaghetti it up. Do you think we can break the world record for the longest Spaghetti? What is it? Now we have to look up what the longest Spaghetti world record is. You... Phone Frank! Back in action! You asked the question. World... Frank, I'm asking the universe and earth. I'm not asking you to find out.

I'm gonna find out. World's longest spaghetti is... Whoa! Is it long? The world's longest noodle was created by an Asian company in China in October 2017. Took them 17 hours to roll out the single noodle by hand. And it was 10,000 feet, which is about 3,000 meters. So about two miles.

forget it a little under two i'm not doing that i was hoping it was like 10 feet yeah me too that would be a good one yeah but we can start you know how like guinness they have their world record stuff we can do a standing out of studio world record book but it wouldn't be the world but it's our world baby wait is guinness world records like guinness drinks beers i don't know i'm gonna say i don't know but i because i don't know

Dude, I watched you have to actively not say something definitive that you don't know the answer to. You were like, I don't know.

Yeah, oh, I didn't even, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we trust a beer company to like... Yep. I mean, they best in the world. Let's be honest. They're probably around, like involved in some capacity when these crazy like challenges are being done. Yeah. No one's doing it sober, you know? They've had a couple Guinness, Gino, by the way. I'm done with this.

You know. But I saw like a thing of graffiti. I was driving by and it said on a, it was spray painted on just like scaffolding. And it said, pierced titties taste like house keys. That's crazy. That is crazy. That is not inaccurate though. I can with confidence say I have never met my mouth to a railroaded tit. What does that mean?

You know what I mean. I don't, man. Like, you know, a lot of metal that goes into building railroads. Yeah. I've only come across...

Three two like Individuals or like a set and then an additional one like a one and a half type situation. I'm talking about sets So three sets you've come across to two sets is still a lot. How is that a lot? I feel who got their nipples Pierce nowadays a bunch of people when we're like 1920 I had a an ex-girlfriend's best friend get it done and like I

Her and the girl that was her friend, my then at the time girlfriend, showed up and she was just like, she got it done. Do you want to see? And I was like, no. And she's like, no, it's okay. I said that you could see it. And I was like, thank you, owner of my eyes. I don't want to see this.

Severely inflamed nipple. Oh, so you wanted to wait until the swelling went down. I didn't want to see it at any point in time because I didn't want to see this girl's nipples. Right. And... Did they do it anyway? You know, I can't remember if they just, you know, kind of showed me. But I've heard that like... It was against your will. Probably. If it happened. No, if it happened, definitely was against my will. Right. I've heard that to get a nipple piercing, they need to like take a chunk of your nipple out.

Well, I mean, if they're making a hole in your nipple, that hole has to go somewhere. Well, no, because there's got to be donut holes of nipples all over the earth. You ever think about that? There's a little bit of nipple in everything. Not in everything. I mean, we are all, you know, we bend our knee to the nipple in society. At one point in time, we most likely sucked from a nipple. Well, yeah. Provided life, nourishment. Nipples.

It is weird, right? She's a different color. In Night Bitch, she gets eight nipples. So she is becoming a dog. Spoiler, she gets eight nipples. We didn't finish the movie. You see all eight nipples? We didn't finish the movie because we fell asleep. We did get to a point where you saw six of the eight nipples. So she wasn't fully... She wasn't fully nippled out. Right. She had some time.

Yeah, she had a bra on, Miss Adams. She had three bras on? She had a bra on, and then you see the other nipples. Did they look like dog nipples, or did they look like woman nipples? I mean, that's a great question, honestly. You were asleep. No, no, no. I'm just thinking, like, do dog nipples and woman nipples, they look different. They do, but like... Dogs don't have areolas. They just have, like, a little spike, like a... This is a conversation we're having.

You know what we should get? Because we have our buddy Hank Green who helps us with any science questions that we have. I don't think that he specializes in dog nipples. We need to get like an animal person. And hear me out. An animal person? An animal person. We have talked a lot last year about celebrity endorsements for the show. If you remember, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Swift, they were in the running. There was a lot going on. They've since bowed out respectfully. Robert Irwin.

There might be. Ooh. There might be an opportunity for you here, bud. Get him in here. Bring a crock in here. Tape his mouth, though. No, no, no. He doesn't need to come in here. He can just kind of like. BR. Boost his social media. No, he's got to come in here. You want him to come in? And he's got to bring a crock. Have we talked shit about his dad? Hope not. I would never talk shit about him. Okay, all right. I just want to make sure. You may have talked shit about him. Not outwardly. I feel like you were. Inward.

Inwardly and I heard it tell No I wouldn't I don't think No I love Steve Warren dude It's on site for all the stingrays I really don't fuck with them anymore I touched a stingray once And there was a part of me That was just like I wanted to fucking swing at it I touched a stingray It was before They did that shit That was a long time ago brother That was like 2008 2009 I was mad young It might have been a school trip Where you like touch them I also didn't like it I was like I don't need to touch this shit I don't want to There's so many other animals I would rather touch in the zoo Than a fucking stingray Fuck that shit Give me three

That's a good one, but scary. Anything with fur, honestly. Okay. Over a fucking stingray. Okay. All right. I'll pet a goat. Bro, I fuck with goats. Goats are fucking hilarious. Dude, me and goats, we go way back. I love goats. Alpacas, dude, those are people in suits. Those aren't animals. They have alpaca farms in Jersey. I've been to a couple times. I've been to an alpaca farm. Yeah, they're cool. They are bigger animals than you think, though. They look like they are weak. They are not. They are strong. Bro, recently I went to one.

It's like an open farm. It was in Canada. Alpacas, big fucking sheep.

And the ghosts were ramming my legs. Oh, you were getting rammed in the legs? They were, yeah, they were ramming me. You were getting rammed. There was one old one that had a weird hump, and I was like, this shit is fucked up. Get that away. But he fucked with me. That was the Quasimodo of sheep. It was. Wow. And he was following me around, and I was like, I fuck with this guy. And I was like, yo, anybody tries to ram him, you're going to have to go through me. Oh, so no one's ramming that sheep with the weird...

Deformity except for you. Yeah. And then there was a little jungle gym and there was a sheep, not a sheep, a goat that like climbed the slide and was just laying in it. Dude, goats love to climb, dude. That's where, if you saw the video on my Instagram of the big ass pig that pissed. Yeah, pissing pig. What was her name? Her name was like Darcy or some shit. There you go. It was a name of like a woman who yells. I love that.

Alice! It was Alice. I knew it was Alice! I yelled a lot too! That's crazy! That's what I'm saying, bro. She was Irish. I knew... I love when goats run and jump off something and do the back leg kick because they're so excited. Yes. They're like, yes! Bro, also these goats would get up on their hind legs and then go like this and then hit like that. And I was like, this is so awesome. I will say though, goats have better legs.

Like designed heads the fact that they have those horns that someone could just grab and have full control of them I mean, they're not they're fighting other goats, dude. They're not fighting things with hands They're gonna fight monkeys evolve evolve the monkeys evolve to fight other animals my guys dog eat dog out there What did Charles Derwin say? It's it's all survival of the fittest Darwin not Derwin. Yeah Yo, also there was ponies

Not as soft as I wanted them to be. Yes. I got to say, horses, beautiful, soft, velvety. Love them. Mini ponies, though, they're like the white man with dreads. You know what I mean? Like, they're just like, you're almost there. You know? Yeah. Come on. I wish ponies were, we need to like shampoo them differently or something. I don't know. Yeah. They're just so coarse. I agree. I agree. And I don't like that. Also sheep.

Wool is kind of disgusting. I like wool. I like it when we've

Processed it. Oh, and wear it. But while it's on the sheep. Where you take it and call it Manifest Destiny and then just claim it as yours. Well, no, you have to do that. That's good for them. Well, you shear them. You don't need it. You can give it to somebody else. Do you know if you don't shear a sheep, it will just die? I know. It's very sad. That's so sad. I will say one of my favorite holes that I've ever went down on TikTok were like the sheep shearing people. Yeah. That are just like, it's like an old Irish guy. And he's like, this one hasn't had his shear in quite some time. And we're going to help him feel right at home. Yeah.

You know, and I'm just like, yeah, man. Bro, there was a guy I used to see on TikTok who was like, I think Irish also, but he had one of those little driver hats. I love those. And he like would restore old swords. Wood. No, no. It's like a guy he has like, he's like, this is an old hammer from my pa. My pa. Yeah. And he'd be in a shed. He's in a shed. He's like, this is an old hammer from my pa. It's made of teak wood and red oak.

open tarpon wood or something. That's fire. And I'm just like, yeah. And he like breaks it out and he's just like fucking like. He's like fucking doing shit. Yeah, dude. I'm so with it. And then he's scrubbing it. I'm like, yo, it's becoming like a good hammer now. Yeah. I love that. I love that. I also love the people that find like old rusted axes. Bro. And they put them in an electric vat. What the fuck?

fuck is that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But I like it. And then you see all the dirty rust come off of it. Yeah. And they're scraping it. Dude, when people take jewelry and they just put it in that water and all of a sudden dust comes off of it, I'm like, what is that? Is that electrified water? It's like a chemical. Yeah. It's something like that. Oh, I thought there was like a vibration thing going on. There is a vibration thing also, but I think that they probably, it's a specific chemical because the color is not like, it's like a light blue

sometimes like bluish green. You know, I will say this. If you want to get me in to like any, like working with your hands, like area of like social media and Tik TOK. Yeah. The person that does it needs to be Irish.

Oh my gosh. Because if they're just like, hey, I'm going to restore this axe. Like, ew, whitey, get out of here. I hate that shit, dude. Or if they're like, all right, today we found this beautiful. And I'm just like, yeah. Yeah, now we're talking about, yeah. I hate, I hate when Americans try to restore stuff. Yeah, stop. Or when they just try to just full on take stuff and say it's ours now. Yeah. Yeah, like Canada. Right. They're doing that.

Why are we taking Greenland and like... We want to take the Panama Canal. The Gulf of America. The Gulf of America, Canada. Let's go. Everything we were worried about is coming to Reno, right? I'd go to Greenland though. I heard it's like 20% inhabitable. Not that I would live there, but like I'd go look at it. See it? It's like, whoa, cool. Let's get out of there. Yeah. Fly low so I can see it and then come home. Yeah. I don't even know if I care that much.

About Greenland, I never think about that country. I'll tell you this, though. Canada might be... Rumors that it might be the 51st state. Right, which would be cool because if we opened up those borders, maybe the moose can walk around a little more. Maybe we'd see some more. That'd be cool. Hold on. First of all, maybe let them have their things over there. You know, if they voted they want to do it, that's on them. Listen, I'm just saying, if the borders open, one of the perks is the moose. So the first perk you can think of... Moose. ...is the...

Hold on. First perk you can think of is the exchange of moose. No exchange. We're just going to take the moose. Not take. No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to take the moose. I want the moose to know that they have more places to go. I don't. They can walk down. First of all, unless I'm mistaken, I believe the northern part of the United States also has moose. Yeah, they do. I've seen one. Okay. In Colorado. But I'm saying like.

We should have more. Not that we should, but I would like more. So you think instead of doing our best to protect the ones that we have and maybe encourage them to breed and create more here, you want to just full-on take the other moose? How do you encourage a moose to breed? Are you saying that Canadian moose are better than American moose? I'm saying if there was a war, we'd probably lose that really big. A moose war? Yeah. Yeah.

Bro, they have way more meese than us. Meese, I don't think, I think you're wrong there. Goose geese, moose meese. Mouse. It's moose. It's just moose? I believe, yeah. So moose is singular and plural? Like fish.

No. Yeah. No, because fish, when there's more than one, there's fishes. Wrong. It's a school of fish. Yeah. Which is one of my biggest fears, honestly. Being in the water and a school of fish just kind of like swims through you, I'd fucking flip. Although I would enjoy... You ever see when fish... And they whip, and they're like fucking like Voldemort, Dumbledore. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm talking about being in the water, and there's like a tornado of fish, and they're like swimming around you, but you could see...

the surface of the water and it's like, oh, I'm surrounded by a fish. I would love to be in that. Nah, fuck that. I would really like...

I like when they'll swim really fast in a school and then they'll kind of make a quick move. Yeah, they turn really fast. Like fucking Dumbledore when he's doing the, you know, and they're just like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know? I do. Fish are really cool. Back to what I was saying about the whole Canada. Back is like, well, I don't know how far back we're going at this point. Canada's becoming a state? Yeah. Yeah. But they should figure that out. Their prime minister stepped down. Now's the time.

I guess. Did you see Elon Musk's response to Justin Trudeau? I fucking hate that guy so much. I fucking hate Elon Musk, dude.

He's just annoying. Girl, you're not in charge anymore. Yeah, and it's like, bro, why are you trying to talk and meme? Shut the fuck up. I think that's the thing. Because, listen, we're not going to parse through, you know, the dealings of Elon Musk. But... He's a dweeb. The fact that he just, like, fully talks on the internet in the form of meme, that is a red flag. It drives me crazy. Like, the worst person in the world does that. You know what I mean? Like, everyone knows someone that only responds on, like, Facebook with, like, a... A dweeb.

A minion gif, you know? You know what I'm talking about. Yo, you know what I fucking hate? When people respond with stickers. You ever see those stickers that, like, kind of move? Oh. I don't even know how to even describe it. Are you just referencing Ahmed? Doesn't Ahmed do that? No. Well, you're thinking of the ones that, like, look like you. Oh, okay. Bitmoji? Bitmoji, yeah. Mm-hmm.

Which that is a cool Pokemon name. Bitmoji. Absolutely not. I can name literally a hundred cooler Pokemon names than Bitmoji. Well, I'm just saying like a one that doesn't exist yet. No. Come up with a Pokemon name. Go. Scissor Shart. Yeah. See, I mean, you see what I'm, you see what's happening? Scissor Shart. This kid watches Digimon every single morning and he can't come up with a name better than Scissor Shart.

Fucking crazy. Scissor shard. Bitmoji sucked. Yeah. Scissor shard is worse and we have ads.

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Talk about this, but I'm going to Paris and Switzerland next week. So I'm very excited. I've never been there. How do they talk in Switzerland? No, I think they speak French. I think they're Dutch over there. I think I'm pretty sure they're mostly French or Swiss a language. I don't know. I think I think it's like a mix of languages play. I think it's like German and French play up that you're a dumb American play up.

I don't know. I'm trying to have Frank. This show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Watch it for five minutes. You'll know. But I wanted to get a nice ski jacket. Oh, that's right. You're skiing out there. Going to go ski. Are you worried that you're going to like fall and get hurt? So the last three times that I've went skiing, I haven't fell at all. I don't really send it. I'm due. I don't. Someone dropped fucking change upstairs. Yeah, what was that? It sounded like hard macaroni just got spilled. We had it with change. Yeah.

Just watch your smile fade away. It was great. We had it with change. I know. You had to try to one-up me with hard macaroni. I don't even know what that means. Yeah. But, so I went to this store. It's a French store. It's a brand that makes Fusalp. I don't know how to pronounce it. What is that? It's like... Was that... What is going on? What is it called? Fusalp? Something like that. Oh, is this like a clothing brand? It's a brand. They make like ski shit. Okay. Okay.

How to pronounce that. He's looking it up. Yeah. That'd put... Oh, is there like little dots over the letters and stuff like that? Is there a fjord in there somewhere? Or am I completely off on the country? What's a fjord? F, the J that has the two dots on it. I think it's called an umlauts.

that sounds german wrong i'm also choking this mic down do you see this i don't know how to pronounce it we're done yeah uh but regardless i went there and there was no one else in the store right it's just me and the two sales associates and they double teamed me basically

After getting rammed by the goat earlier, now you're getting double teamed by the French. Well, these were months apart. I got a break in between, but then I walked into this place. You had to heal up. You had to heal. But I went into this place immediately. And I, dude, what was the guy wearing? It was a guy and a girl, but what was the guy wearing? Beret. No, so not that French. What was he wearing as a shirt? A jacket. A sweater vest.

No, he was wearing a black turtleneck. Okay, that's pretty... That's exactly what I would expect. And he's very like this. You know what I mean? Oh, okay. Like just... Like did he look like he belonged to like an art exhibit? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Did he... Please tell me he had like a mustache. You know what he... I don't think he did. But you know what he looks like? You ever see in Italian restaurants on the...

This is very niche. But in Italian restaurants, like on the art on the wall, when they draw waiters and they have very like triangular thin legs. Yeah, it's like the shoulders and they come down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly like that, this guy. Okay. And I understood. No, you didn't, but you understood. Stirred about like 30% of what he was saying, but you know, I got through. Oh, he was like French. French as shit. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the woman there was, I believe American, Italian.

but he was mostly helping me and Not cheap. I'll say that. Okay figured. Yeah, you're not going you're not getting out of bed for anything That's not gonna cost a car payment. I know Joey Okay the only reason why I went to the store because I wanted I wanted to get a good one and I was like looking on Amazon Where was the store? Madison

In Manhattan. Oh, okay. All right. Madison, Wisconsin. You just said Madison. Yeah, Madison Avenue, I mean. So I went and I go and I'm like, oh, I'm just like looking for a jacket. And the guy's like, oh, you'll have a ski trip. And I was like, I can't do the accent. You can't do it at all? No, you do it. You'll have a ski trip. That's good. Yeah, cool. Yeah, well. I lost it at the end. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to Switzerland. And then he was like, oh, okay.

He was like horny by that, right? Well, I mean, how? He was horny. Okay. All right, go ahead. Yeah, I think that he was horny. And then I saw like a couple of jackets that I'm like, oh, I really like this one. It was like this red jacket. So I have it on, right? And I was like, yeah, I think this one, like I'll take this one.

And he's like, all right, cool. Did it have the suspenders on the inside that ski jackets have? No, it didn't have that. Ah, then it sucks. Well, I bought it because I was like, I can wear this also. There were a couple other colors. There was a crazy green one that I was like, all right, if I buy this though, I'm never going to wear this bright green jacket. I would. You know me. Right. Okay. And...

And as I'm handing him... Well, first, I have the jacket on. And I'm getting, like, kind of bullied into getting something else. Go ahead. You...

Like yelled at me for not telling an abridged version of watching Digimon. And you're talking, you're walking me through trying on a jacket. Right, right. No, I tried on the jacket. Yeah. That's the extent of that. Okay. And now I'm being bullied into buying other shit though. And I'm scared. Oh, they did the classic sales associate thing where it was like, they were good. You know, it would go great with that. Yes. A new like Lamborghini. Do you have a mid layer? Or I don't know what that is. Oh, it's the layer in the mid. It's the middle layer. I figured that, but I don't know what it looks like. And I was like,

What is that? And he's like, oh, you got to, you know, we have these, we have these in this color. I was like, fuck. So I was like, oh, this looks nice. And I get it. And this is when I knew I was in trouble because I already said yes to the jacket. And I handed them the jacket. You didn't even see the price of the jacket yet. I didn't. Okay, here's the problem. And I grabbed the mid layer. And it's just like, it's nice. It's like a quarter zip. And I'm like, cool.

And I'm like, oh, this is cool. I'll try it on. And then I tried it on. It looked good. So I was like, all right, cool. As I take it off and I'm giving back to the guy, I saw it. It said $280. I was like. For the mid-layer? Yep. Okay. And I was like, oh. You just felt it. I was like, shit. Once it went, you knew you were locked in. I was like, this isn't the place. If there was more people in the store, then I could be like, all right, bro. Maybe not the mid-layer. How much was the jacket? Well, if the mid-layer is $285.

It was 280 with tax. Now we're jacking up to three. Now we're going to three. I'm saying the jacket's at least a grand. Yeah, it was. I think it was like 1600. Holy shit. I'm letting you know right now. If I didn't know you, I would fucking rob you blind. Yo, a salesman can get me. I'm not good. You know what though? I get bullied by sales associates too. I'm bad. Because in my head...

I automatically think, even if I know none of the inner workings of whatever establishment I'm in, I convince myself like, if I don't buy from this person, they're not going to get commission. And then they're not going to feed their families. I'm not even thinking about commission. Or like, even like there were stores I've been to where I go to the front because there are some stores that'll be like, oh, tell them that Michael helped you out or tell them that Susie helped you out. Then there are other stores I'll go to and I'll be like, oh my God, I don't remember who helped me. It's...

And I'm sitting there waiting to check out, like looking for the person. And then it's like that because I feel bad. But yeah, I get bullied by sales associates too. Well, I just felt like I was like, I had nowhere to go. There was two of them. They're both saying like, oh, it looks so good. You look great. You need this. Do you need any socks? And I was like, bro, I just saw 280. The socks are probably 80. I'm not going, I'm not paying $80 for a pair of socks. I'll be honest with you though. You were already, you were already almost 2000 in the hole. You might as well have commit. They should have.

Fuck them! They should've fucking thrown some free socks in there for you. They gave me a free... bag? That doesn't help you. Companies do that. They're gonna be like, "You know what? Bro, there's a company-" A free bag!

I'm going to wear it on the way out instead. This is so funny that you brought this up because this just happened to me the other day. There's a company that I was looking at that sells watches. And it was like, if you spend, if your order total before taxes over this amount, you get a free item. And I was like, oh, cool. Like what could the free item be? Could it be like some people will do like a, you know, something to do with the item. Yeah. You know, like shoes. It'll be like, we'll throw in a free shoe cleaning kit, you know, or we'll fucking throw in,

Bro, it was like if you spend over $400 or whatever it was, you get a free Bluetooth speaker. And it's like, why the fuck? I thought it was going to be like hand sanitizer or something. I mean, the same shit. I know. It's just so unrelated to it. Same.

with you bag bag bag bro bag but like bag bags but like a bag or like a fucking bag I haven't even taken out of the other bag that they gave me so you they put a bag in a bag it's probably like a bag like that like a reusable shopping bag I figured it would be like a tote or something

They wouldn't give away a tote for free because their totes are probably like six grand. No, no. I don't know. But they even said it might be itemized. So if you see that, just know that it's free and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, at that point, I was like, you've already taken me for a ride. Basically $2,000. You got rammed by the goat. And then robbed. Then you got double teamed by the sales associate that were riding you all the way to the bank. Yeah. Rammed, ridden, and robbed. Yeah.

They got me, bro. And I was scared. I was like, I need to get out of here, bro. At least the woman did open the door for me on the way out. I would fucking hope so. I was like, I went and bought... I went and bought... What's it called? Jewelry for Becca and the girls. When we were in LA, I went and bought jewelry for Becca and the girls. And so they were like, do you want...

bottle of sparkling water and I thought to myself like no I don't want to but then I thought like that's the least they could fucking do for me is give me a single bottle of sparkling water that would like how about a huge bottle of sparkling Prosecco yeah how about a fucking lifetime supply so I can have liquid courage enough to spend this money yeah that'd be nice well there are places that will do that like they'll be I remember when I went and you know I for Radio City I bought myself a watch and I

In there, like there was someone there that was like popping champagne with one of the like sales associates there. And like, they do that shit. Dude, that's never happened to me. Yeah, it should have. I've never been in a store where they're like, oh, you're buying something expensive. Let's sit down and have champagne. They've offered it to me, but I've kindly declined.

But like... I'm taking... I'll be like, yo, you guys have silverware or something I can leave it to? Well, I have to drive a lot of the places I go. Like, you live close enough to stuff that you can just hop on a train or an Uber. But like... It's just the principle of like...

Pour it. I won't drink it, but you've wasted it. Fuck you. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And it's always like a nice bottle too. They're not doing like, you know, like a bottle of cooks. And like, when I really think about it, I know that the salesmen aren't in charge of the prices and they're not the ones robbing me, but I choose not to think about that in the moment. And I blame them. I go, yo, you, Mr. Whoever. Here's the thing. Every problem in the world needs a face, needs someone to take the fall for it.

You know, anytime I get angry about big billionaires, you, you, I scream at you. Right, right. You know, and I understand. And how many times have you screamed at me for the immigration like problems in the world? Zero, Frank. Are you sure? Jesus Christ. No, no, no. Yeah, never. But no, yeah. And they are safe. Bro, I'm serious when I say this. Working at Target like softened me up with retail workers.

Yeah. Oh my God. No matter the layer, like the level of like, you know, I'm not going to sit here and give fucking like, you know, uh, classes for retail workers, but like anytime you see someone that works retail, be the nicest person possible, or even just customer service. Because in that moment, they are probably thinking about the time that he's got reamed out for something from some other piece of shit.

I got a text this morning, too, from the people. From what? Wait, what was the sales associate's name? The French one. Claudia. Claudia? Oh, no, that's the one who texted me. Oh. It could have been Claudia. I was thinking Gerard. I don't remember the dude's name. It's like, oh, thanks for stopping in. The only name? Have fun on your trip. And I'm like, okay, this is some cool customer service. I'll be honest. I was going to say, I'll be honest. I'm a sucker for stuff like that. Yeah. Where they, like, follow up. Give it a week. No.

Did your jacket rip? You probably need a new one. Yeah, but I will say my experience with customer service has been mostly positive, but there are people that don't get that. You see the woman that fist fought a Chipotle? Someone had a Chipotle? Did you see that shit? That's such an insane sentence. There was a woman at- What could possibly happen in a fast food restaurant that would cause you to fight?

An employee. Some people are really into their food. It's insane. One of my favorite videos that I've ever seen, and I know you know this video, is like someone, I don't remember what fast food chain it was. It might have been Popeye's. But they went to a Popeye's and there was a girl behind the counter and she's like, can I help you today? And the guy was just like, I heard that you gave your number to my boyfriend.

And then she's like, and then the person's like, don't you ever do that? Get it? And then they're like, all the workers come out behind. And she's like, I'm going to tell you something right now. You come in here, you say good morning. Yeah. And she's like, damn dude. She's like, no one's giving you your boyfriend number. And the person was just like, Anita. And she's like, ho, ho, ho. You're like, you've never seen that video? Damn. I'm not doing it any service, like any justice, but like,

Damn. People get fucking moved. Can you imagine you're going to go in there, like you hype yourself up to be like, yo, I'm going to go scream at this bitch. And you walk in there and then the Popeye's Avengers come out and you're like, fuck. You're like, what am I going to do? You'd be like, shit, I'm about to get fucked up. Not only is my boyfriend getting a number from a random girl, but I'm going to get my ass whooped by her. The Popeye's Avengers is the funniest way to think of it. They just like pop out. It's like, what the fuck?

That's the Avengers theme done by Alan Silvestri. Cool. Is that in your little commando underpants? What is it called? Condom? What is it? Commando? What the fuck is this? I'm letting you. Lizard? I am letting you fall flat on your face here. It's commando. Crocodile commando? Sure. No, it's not, bitch. Creature commando. Creatures. That's in the DC.

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I completely fucked up. I clicked out of the thing that I absolutely needed. Frank, talk about something, please. I will talk about anything. So as I was saying before, DC, the cinematic universe, and a lot of these- Oh, anything but that, though. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay, well, I am really excited. The spring is coming upon us, which means we are going to be getting new spring teas, although the spring festival, which I don't want to say- Wait, tea does that? Of course, baby. A lot of the most expensive and sought after green teas are the

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Well, finally, Jesus Christ. I mean, if you want to listen, babe, I've said we have spoken about this a lot lately because of the support and love that we've gotten from so many incredible people. We we have a new studio that we're getting ready to go into. The lights are being put in and the sets are being built. But.

I have asked you several times and it's still not gotten a straight answer what the budget is for the tea station that I will build. Right. What's the station? When you say station. Electric kettle, some tea equipment, some cups. Equipment. Yeah. Cups. What's equipment? Cups. Cup. But like not cups, like teacups. Teacups. Teacups, a pitcher, something to brew in, and then an assortment of teas. Let me ask you something. No. You're the tea guy. Yes, I am.

One of them. There's a lot of... You got a couple bucks in your pocket. You can't buy some teacups? Oh, of course. I have a beautiful collection of teacups. So then? Donate. I have a beautiful collection of teacups that I use quite a... But listen, I'm not saying... It's a business expense for the new studio. You do that. I'm not saying... First of all, tea as a hobby is a not expensive hobby. You can get into some ridiculously expensive stuff, but like...

were not that much. Frank, I just lost my whole net worth on a ski jacket. I can't afford to buy teacups right now. What if I have a French man come in here and basically... Please don't do that, sales associate! The French will upsell me everything and I'll buy it. Well...

Oh, man. Really afraid to be in Paris. By the way, Paris. Brother, you're going to Switzerland, which you and I know one of your hobbies and appreciations is the world of watches. I really don't think there will be a watch store where I am.

It's like a ski town. Okay. I can almost guarantee... There might be. ...that there's going to be something. I'm not doing that. I can almost also guarantee that you're going to get this fucking itch because you're in the land. Like, you're going to feel... You're going to, like, put your hand on the ground and feel it ticking away like a tourbillon or something like that. No longer know what you mean. What are you talking about? Almost.

Switzerland is the land of watches. Oh, yeah, no. You're going to feel the secondhand move as you put your hand to the ground and you touch the floor. You've got to touch the walls out there, bitch. Also, the Swiss franc is better than the dollar, I believe. Oh, so the franc is like a dollar? I'd be getting rammed again. Rammed and robbed. I mean, if you're going to Switzerland, if you're going to get rammed anywhere, it's amongst the Swiss Alps. But also being in Paris is tough.

Yeah. Are you going to please tell me? Listen, I know you never have and you've expressed that you never have any desire to smoke cigarettes. Oh. Promise me that if you smoke out there, you put it on a long stick. Promise me. Like, you could smoke whatever. I have made a joke that the first time I ever took a drag of a cigarette would be in a buddy. Off of a long stick? You kind of have to. Sitting at a patisserie, you know, eating a croissant.

You know? Like, you might as well. Right? Well, why not? Yeah. You know? If I have, like, a balcony that I find, it's like, ooh. Are you going to, 100%, you have to post a picture with the Ratatouille song? What's the song? Wait, you've never seen Ratatouille, right? I've seen Ratatouille. Oh, incredible. You know what I watched yesterday? Why? Is it worse than Digimon? Nothing is going to be worse than you watching Digimon.

Leaving your children and your wife in one room and being like, I'm going to go get an episode of Digimon. It's time to Digivolve. This is great, but I got to go Digivolve. You know what's funny? I tweeted. You won't care for the tweet, but go on. What was I saying? You watched something yesterday. I'm sitting on the couch and I'm like, huh. Because I'm always trying to think about what I'm going to put on when I get in bed. Cloudy, what a chance of meatballs.

Great movie, dude. One of the most underrated movies. Not that it was underrated. The first movie. The second one is not as good. Didn't watch it. The first one is incredible. When movies are really good and they make a second one, I'm very like, I don't want to ruin it. But I didn't know about that movie at all. And then my mom had it on at her house one day. And I was like, this is a fucking really nice movie. It's hysterical, too. I love that movie. It is done so well. Also, I haven't seen it in years.

The scene where, I mean, this is probably, I don't know if it's a niche scene, but I don't know how well you know the movie, but there's a scene where he's like, you know how like docks have like a ladder? So he's like under the ladder, like under the dock, like just like looking out like this. And Anna Faris's character comes and sits at the end of the dock and like slams her feet down. They go in his eyeballs. Frank, I laughed audibly.

I laughed audibly. My neighbors were probably complaining. Yo, that's a really good movie. It's a good movie. If you haven't seen Cloudy with Chance of Meatballs, go watch it. Mr. T is in it. Mr. T is in it. A lot of random people are in it. Mr. T. Bruce Campbell. Bill Hader. Bill Hader, Andy Samberg. Andy Samberg, yeah. That's all I know. Oh, now I gotta look up. Who's Bruce Campbell? I believe he plays the mayor?

Who is that? He was in Evil Dead. He's like a frequent collaborator with Sam Raimi. He was in that show Burn Notice. I don't know why I ask you questions. I don't know of a famous person you're talking about. You definitely know who this guy is. Probably by face. You definitely know. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Bruce Campbell was the mayor. This is Bruce Campbell. You know who this is. Oh, is that the dad from Seventh Heaven?

Absolutely not. He is in prison, I believe. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. That guy's weird as fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wasn't he a pastor on that show? Seventh Heaven is a very religious show, dude. I don't remember it. I just remember the song. There is... Oh, man. I wish I can give this person credit. Wait, that guy's a dad somewhere. I'm sure in a bunch. James Caan plays the main character's dad, Bill Hader's dad. That's James Caan? Yeah. Andy Samberg, Mr. T, um...

Neil Patrick Harris, Benjamin Bratt. Who the fuck is Neil Patrick Harris? Al Roker, Lauren Graham, Will Forte. Wait, who does NPH play? Neil Flynn. NPH plays Steve. He's the monkey? I guess.

He has one line the whole movie. Steve, basically. Yo. So the guys that made that first movie, at least, Phil Lord and Chris Miller, those are the guys that did... They were the main creative forces behind Into the Spider-Verse, Across the Spider-Verse, and stuff like that. Those guys are incredible. Bangers. Absolutely incredible. Can you imagine it rained...

Food like that? All right. I'm going to give you three different weather phenomenons, and you tell me what you want them to be for food. All right? And don't just think of the movie, okay? Okay. Rain, snow, tornado. Tornado. What do you want it to rain? I would like it to rain. I got a good one. I want it to rain colossal king crab legs.

I was going to think liquid. I thought you were going to say crab legs. It doesn't rain liquid in that movie. It's true. It's cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Right. What would it rain? That's a good one because they're kind of contained, and when they hit the ground, you can still crack them open, and they're clean. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Something with a shell. Something with a shell. That's a good answer. Ooh. Mussels. Abso-fucking-lutely not. Okay. I mean, I like mussels, but not like that. Clams? Clams?

We're getting cold. Oh, I know mine. What? It needs to be a very specific brand, but sunflower seeds. That's what do you a bird seeds? They look like little water droplets. You don't need to rain that you go to the store. It's fine. I know, but you could also go to the store and get anything. You can get a $2,000 jacket, bitch. It's not raining those too soon. Um, damn. I think I would have it rain.

Ooh, did we say... No, no, no, no, no. I was gonna say hot dogs, but... Oh! Prosciutto? Oh! Yeah! Can you imagine it's right in prosciutto? Yes, dude. I could just stick my hand out the window. And just get a whole fucking... Or like, just... But it needs to be good prosciutto. I'm not talking like... No, no, top of the line. Or even like jamon iberico. Oh! I've never had it. I've never had it, but I'll take it. What? Oh, yeah, yeah. I guess. How would you... Yeah.

All right, what about snow? Because snow, it accumulates. Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream. Oh, really? Absolutely. That would stink after it melted, dude. Are you kidding me? Yeah, but you've got to put stuff in place. The government's going to create something to get it away. Okay, so you put down some tarps or just bowls? No, there's like trucks that come around and they clean it. All right, tornado. Tornado in the movie was spaghetti and meatballs, which looked really nice. It does look very appealing. Mm-hmm. Tornado of... Maybe of like ginger ale.

Hold on, hold on. So you criticized me for it not raining a liquid. And then you want a tornado, something that is famously not a liquid, to be ginger ale? I didn't say typhoon, bitch. You want a typhoon of ginger ale? That makes sense. Wait, there's always rain involved in tornadoes. Is there? I've never, actually, I have been in one and there was rain. Frank, you weren't in a tornado.

Yes, I was. No, you weren't. Yes, I was. There was a tornado that touched down. I'm telling you. Hold on. Was it one of those that are like, eee? No. Like on a baseball field? No. I was in my car and my car was shifting. Where? In fucking Jersey, dude. Get the motherfucker out of here. You don't need to believe it. It is the truth. I was in a tornado. What do you think? You're Helen Hunt? Relax, Bill Paxton. Chill. I wish. I wish. You're also forgetting Philip Seymour Hoffman. Or Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell.

That was all I, that's all I mean. All right. So, tornado, you want ginger ale because you're an idiot. Uh. Snow, you want ice cream and rain, you want. What do you want for snow? Snow? It's gotta be cold. Shrimp cocktail. What? Frank, you're worried about the snow stinking? Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. That's insane. All right. All right. Shut up, bitch. Uh.

You know what was really good in that movie? The nacho pools. That was cool. It is in the first one where there's the... I've never had, and I don't care for like peanut brittle or a cashew brittle or stuff like that. But when it's like the... Spiky. Spiky. Yeah. That was so cool. Yeah. I want to break it. I know.

I'll say this. If it got, you know how like when it gets cold outside, there'll be like running water and then it'll freeze over. So like the top is frozen, but underneath it's hollow. Yeah. And you could step in it and break it like glass. Love that. If that was like peanut brittle, I'd be so cool with that. That'd be cool. But brownie brittle. Also, this makes me think of an adult. You don't need to have brownies.

That's an insane thing to say. You also think that peanut butter and jelly is for children, which is crazy. They are absolutely for children. But Digimon every morning is not for children. That's weird. Not every morning. It's been three of the last five. That's a lot. Okay, that's 60%. Well, how else am I going to watch the, you know, Tai and the crew, you know, basically go from this summer camp, you know, and then have all their Digimon digivolve into champions, digivolve into ultimates? What's the...

What's the best Digimon? I mean, it really depends. I tweeted that... Who's your fave? You're going to hate this tweet. Oh my God, this is great. I tweeted that you were either a Greymon kid or a Garurumon kid. And personally, I was a Greymon kid. WarGreymon? Dude. Yeah. But then also, you know, like... Who's like the blue eyes white dragon of Digimon? I would say probably Greymon.

That's a, oh, that's an animal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's one of the Mons. You know Greymon. You know Greymon. I don't know Greymon. I do not. You know Greymon, dude. It's like when people think of the Pikachu. That is the ultimate? Well, then you could get into like WarGreymon. WarGreymon. You can get into like, then he merges with like MetalGarurumon. Like, that's a cool one. Okay, that's now we're getting cool. That's now getting pretty cool. The other one was just like a fucking dinosaur. It looked like Cubone.

Oh man, what was the name? Omnimon? Amon Ross St. Brown? Oh man, there's so many. There's so many I forgot. You know, it's been a while. That's why I'm getting back into it. It's been a while. It's been fucking 13 hours probably, Frank. What the fuck do you mean it's been a while? It's been a while since I was like super, super into it. When I was a kid, I watched everything. I had the toys, you know. Yu-Gi-Oh! Boys by Dragon. I was explaining Yu-Gi-Oh! to Miles yesterday. He doesn't like it?

He doesn't know it. I explained to him. So we were in the car and I was just like, Hey, do you and your buddies like talk at like lunch? Like what you guys got for Christmas or the holidays? He was like, no, we don't do that anymore because we're cool. I was like, oh my God. Oh, I was upset about that. And I was like, oh, what do you do at lunch?

Dark Magician?

Dude, I wanted to be Dark Magician when I was younger. I know, because you were weird. But, like, I was explaining to him. I was just like, dude, I had, like, you know, like the Joey, Pegasus, Kaiba, Yugi starter packs. And I made, like, my own conglomerate of a fucking deck. And he was just like, none of this makes any sense. And I was just like, Toon Dragon? Blue Eyes White Dragon? Toon Dragon, wow. What was it? Black Dragon?

Ultimate what was the three-headed ultimate dragon? What was that one? Oh blue eyes ultimate blue eyes I don't remember gate guardian gate guardian pot of greed. I agree, you know, there was one that I remember liking a lot Uh, and it was a bro speaking of pot of greed I'm, sorry, but I saw a clip on tiktok of that girl drew And she said that someone left a comment on one of her videos and said that she looked like the pot of greed I saw that too. Yeah, it was uh

Unbelievable, dude. There was a card when we were kids. What was it called? The Water Emotics. I remember liking it. What the hell is that? It was just like a girl with water. Oh, you would like that. You were like, well, this is my girlfriend. She's a card. Who am I dating? The Water Emotic. No, but then you remember Obelisk the Destroyer? Oh, yes! Yeah, dude. Damn. Oh, I want to know. Obelisk the Tormentor. Excuse me. I mean, you could have said anything and...

I would have agreed. Obelisk the Tormentor. I had that. Then there was like the Golden Wing of Ra or some shit. I love how you're like, oh, kind of like this and you know the exact name. The Wing Dragon of Ra and then Slyther the Sky Dragon. What the fuck? So sick. I'm going to name my son that. Slyther? That's fucking crazy. You probably will. You freak.

Damn, shout out to Yu-Gi-Oh. Damn, yeah. We need to bring back Yu-Gi-Oh. Is that Japan? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's always Japan. It's always Japan. We have brought back so much Hawaiian shirts. We haven't brought back Yu-Gi-Oh. Red Lobster. We should both get the Game Boys and play Yu-Gi-Oh against each other.

I will absolutely do it. I will too. Because I have a Game Boy. I just need the game. Don't fuck around here, Joey. No, what's the other one that's like sideways? Game Boy Advance. That's the one. That's what I had it on. You can get the Game Boy SP with the backlight. Frank, his boner is bursting through his jeans right now. It ripped the zippers. I mentioned Game Boy SP with the backlight.

Not often do we get to talk about my hobbies on this show. You know what I had? You know when Game Boys didn't have a backlight, so you'd buy the extender? It was like a book light. I had this one that was like a... It was like steroids, because it had a thing that went on the front for the buttons, and then it had a screen that popped out, and it was a magnifier, and then it had speakers on the side and shit like that. Yeah, it's way too much, dude. It was. It was for...

It was overcompensating. You know what I'm talking about? I am trying to understand. Damn, dude. Matt, get some fucking Game Boys. Every like six months, I always like go on like eBay and I'm like, I need a fucking Game Boy Color. Don't even do it. I know a place. Your basement? Like, I mean, yeah, I know they're there, Frank. I know a place. It's close. No, there's actually a really good in Manhattan gaming spot. It's a little overpriced, but you can get some stuff there.

I mean... But ever since Logan Paul fucked it up for the rest of us, all this stuff is way overpriced. Listen, man. I don't give a fuck if the price, if the guy's French, all right? I'll take it. That's right. That's right. That's called full circle...

No it isn't! No it isn't! No it isn't! No, no, we have to leave here on him being an absolute marble mouth loser. Thank you guys for coming and hanging out. I appreciate it. Follow us @TheBasicBanano on all forms of social media. Go check out Santagato Studios, that video that we posted, the cooking competition was a lot of fun. Yeah! And check out Patreon. Get ready for the new studio. All this stuff that's fun and exciting.

Yeah, just to let you guys know, like, you probably won't see an episode in the new studio because I am going to be gone for a bit. So we have to, like, double up on episodes so that I can still go out while I'm on vacation. But the second I get back, which is the end of January, why am I like this? I don't know. You're a loser. Then we're going to start recording there. It's going to look really cool. And that video that you see on Santa Gala Studios...

That's what we're going to try doing moving forward, right? That type of quality in with the little fun games that we do. We want it to all look really good. So look forward to that. And that is all. See you guys next time. Bye.