#506 - Should We Go Deep Sea Fishing?
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specific way to salute. Like, the feet need to be... Like, the hand needs to be at an angle or something. Bro, you ever see the guys near, like, the Capitol? I don't know where they are. And I don't know what's going on. Well, when was the last time you were at the Capitol? Um, I know what you're gonna say, and it wasn't January 6th. Um, I was actually at the Capitol when you were at the Capitol. When I was there for your trial, because of those... Um...

But the guys who like walk very slowly, but it looks like they're not taking steps and they're kind of gliding. What the hell is that? Where? What have you seen that? I don't think I don't think I know what you're talking about. I saw on the Internet of that, but I will say that. Are you talking to like street performers? I'm talking about the military.

You see how he speaks about the military? I saw a lot of sailors. It was Fleet Week. It was Fleet Week in New York. I had no idea. I went to Hamilton. There were sailors everywhere. Yeah. There were sailors. Are they out here trying to put their little penis in other people? There were also female sailors. I think it was like a thing back in the day. I mean, listen to the song Brandy, you know?

that she talks about falling over with a sailor, but his life, his love, and his lady was the sea. So sailors used to like, they would dock and then they would have unprotected and then they'd leave and they'd be babies and he'd be like, oh, I'm a sailor. They would go and they would like repopulate like a shipping town. Tortuga. I don't know if that's a real place. Yeah, I think it's just parts of the Caribbean. But I...

I know it was Fleet Week here. I imagine that it used to be like a horny week in New York City. I think now it's become like just kind of like whatever. I think like 50-year-old women love people, love sailors. There's that thing. There's like that old adage that like women love a man in uniform or something like that. I think that's still true. I think it's just women like a man that has like, you know, like not a fucking dumbass.

Like the uniform adds a sense of structure, like prestige. It's so ironic that that's how we try to explain that like a dumbass. Like not a fucking like this. You know what I mean? Like I think it's because like there's a sense of structure that comes along with the uniform. Like discipline. Speak for the women brain. If they're not going to speak for themselves, who will? Me!

They're not able to articulate because of their small women brain. Let me do it. It's because of the structure of the- Send in the sailors. Send them on in. No, I think that was like a- Would you be on a ship? Hell no. Like an aircraft carrier?

Double hell no. Really? A flat one that can tip over? Frank, ships don't tip over. They do. They often tip over. Frank, it's not 18125, okay? That hasn't happened yet. That's in the future. But it's not the 1800s. The ships don't flip over. I think back then they probably flipped over less than they do now.

I don't think any ships flip over. I mean, I think like it happened. One just happened in like North Korea or something. Yeah, but those are cruise ships. They deserve it. No, this was a... God almighty. This was like an aircraft carrier flipped over in North Korea. And he was apparently not upset. Was that ours or theirs? It was theirs. Well. Well. I think they have an out...

I don't know. I don't know. I can't confirm nor deny the status of the North Korean military, and I'm not even going to try. They got wobbly ships, clearly. Apparently, but we've had some wobbly ships, you know. Which ones? They're ships that have a little wobble to them. Yeah. You know. I took the ferry yesterday. You want to talk about a wobbly ship? What the hell? Yeah. Which one? The ferry. Staten Island? No, from Manhattan. Okay.

When you say the ferry, I think it's known as the Staten Island ferry. Am I incorrect there? That's because you're not from New York anymore, buddy. We have a lot of ferries. That hurts. All right, so why? Just to see how it... I ran to Manhattan and then took the ferry home. Oh, did you do that thing where you, when you're a jogger at a stoplight, you keep running in place? I actually didn't have to stop, but I don't do that because it's embarrassing. I was going to say, were you doing that on the ferry? I would not. No, no, no. I mean, that was the end of my run. I was quitting because I saw the ferry coming. How did it feel?

How did the ferry feel? Yeah, ferry feel. I like the ferry. Was it like a proper ferry? Ferry is such a weird word. Was it a proper? Hold on. Was it a proper ferry that had those old like Dutch wooden wheels that like makes them go? Because if it's not, then it's not a ferry. It's just a big boat. Those are called like river boats or something. Ah, I think you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to go on one.

hell yeah i actually think in jersey they have one that's like a booze cruise where you can go on like a riverboat and just drink i mean what are you supposed to do on boats other than alcohol sit fish yeah i don't know i i guess that's why i've always been weird about fishing's probably fun uh someone that grew up and dabbled a little in fishing not for me a little slow yeah well that's because you did when you were a kid true you're like oh i need to do everything well what am i going to do as an adult that's

That's going to be like exhilarating for like shark. You have, I think that you have an appreciation for sitting in the backyard and just listening to Nate. I absolutely do. And having most disgusting scotch ever. Something like that. Back it up. Back it up. Now just imagine there's a fishing pole and sometimes some gets on and you go, Oh, yeah, but like, I don't, I don't know why. It's just like, for me, it's just like the waiting is the hardest part. It doesn't make a difference.

What's the rest of the words from that song? Waiting is the hardest part. That is, I have no idea. Before my time. Tom Petty. Well, but I just, I don't know if I could sit there. Like, I know people that do like big game fishing. Like they fish fucking sharks. Tuna. Tuna.

Bro, how the fuck does a little string pull up a tuna? Well, it's not a little string. Well, I know. It's kind of like a... It's like they have to wear a harness and put the fishing rod in their balls. Bro, there's no way in hell that I would ever get in a thing that would be connected to a giant fish in the ocean. That's like insane. And their boys are holding them back like they're...

Like they're getting like, no, you got it. You got it. And they're like trying to hold on. Well, you've prepared for this. You, you like dubbed with someone out of your league and like seventh or eighth grade and your boys were just like, we got your back. Yeah, dude, that's totally different. Just think of that Dominican woman as a tuna and you as your seventh grade old self. I hear where you're going and it's not like a bad idea, but I really think that a tuna has more potential.

than, you know... How strong can a... Well, first of all, how big does sea tuna get to? Big as fuck, Frank. I mean, okay. 200 pounds? 300 pounds? I think it's bigger than that, but even so, that's... You're pulling up a fridge! Bro, how fast can a 300-pound tuna really go? Like, I could... If you put me in a boat with my feet on the wall and just prepped with my boys, I think I could...

I think I could reel it in successfully. Josh is watching this frothing at the mouth because he's been trying to get us to go deep sea fishing for decades. Yeah. A fully grown tuna, how long and how much do you think they weigh? They can get up to. How long? Get up to. I mean, we could all get up to like a thousand pounds. You know what he means. Why do you do that? He's like, well, there's people who weigh a thousand pounds so humans can get up to. No. Tunas, they can be

I'll say 30 feet. 30 feet, brother. That's great. Are you going? Bro, there are not even whales that size. I mean, blue whales, I think. 10 feet. I would say 8 feet, 350 pounds. I'll say 210 pounds, 10 feet. It's saying Atlantic tunas could get up to 13 feet long and weigh up to 2,000 pounds. 2,000?

That's a ton. So I'm trying to pull a fucking Volvo out of the ocean? A Volvo, by the way, that is driving like 40 miles per hour. How fast are these bastards at? Because I imagine with that little fin, that's a big fin back there. Dude, if he's a 2,000 fucking pounds. It's probably like getting hit by a speeding. What do you do? Let me ask you a question, fisherman. When you get it on the boat,

I think they hang it up and they're just like, wow, hang it up. We did it like a sale. And it's going to, you're going to use it. I think, well, I think, um, mistake me if I'm wrong here. Okay. You are wrong. That was wrong. That is, that is wrong. Mistake you if you are wrong. And that is it. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I heard something once that like tuna, when you catch them, they immediately start eating their own food.

Like, when they're out of water. Like, not like, but, like, their body starts to, like, break down. So, like, once you catch a tuna, you need to either get it on ice or get it in very quickly. Wait, why? What do you mean? They start to, like, eat their own body? Yeah. So, like, for instance, when, like, you go starving and stuff like that, your body starts to eat at your own mass, your muscle, your fat, and stuff like that. Apparently, I could be wrong. Mistake me if I'm wrong here. Yeah, but...

But how would you hear something so specific and be wrong about it? That's the way. Is that true? That's the way, baby. They just know that humans eat them, so they're like, no, no, no, I'm going to ruin this for you. No, I don't think it's about they see humans and they're like, let's start this process. But how would that be a defense mechanism to kill you? Because they're out of the water.

They're out of their element. So in order to survive, they do that. Because like they say, apparently, I always thought like you take a fish out of water, this thing is dead in two minutes. Apparently it takes a while for them to die. Which is the fish that you catch it and then you have to beat it with a bat.

And I don't say that we should do that. I don't know. But I do know that's a thing. I don't know. I've never heard of a fish that you have to physically harm. Like there's like an old Irishman with a bat and he's just like, all right. Yeah. Time to get this guy. He's got a leather jacket with the collar up and he's like, where is he? Where is this fucking fish? Dude, I am too much of a bitch to ever go fishing because I would feel bad even putting bait on the end of the hook. I'd be like, no. Oh, that's sweet. That's very sweet. I'm serious.

That's wrong. I could definitely... I don't give a shit about worms, but a little fish I would feel bad about. But then once I got the fish inside the boat, I'd be like, oh my God, it's in his face. People use little fish to fish for big fish. I know. Which is fucking crazy. Also, they... Like, you're not supposed to do this, but they chum. Which apparently...

Sorry. Where'd you go? I had something stuck in my tooth. Which apparently is like illegal. Like you're not allowed to chum because it could like create like really, really dangerous situations. Yeah. With a big fucking shark pulling up or a 2,000 pound tuna? All right. 2,000 pounds. I'm probably out. But if there was like a- Can you look up, by the way, if you could find anything, any information on tunas killing themselves on contact with oxygen or whatever Frank said? Yeah. Maybe look that up. But I- I wasn't sure how that could be a survival skill.

Well, because like humans, once we are like start to starve, our body starts to eat away at itself. Literally. That would take days though. Yeah. I don't – I think it's like a quicker process and I don't – forgive me if I'm mis-

This feels like a guaranteed no. Now that we're getting all the information out of you, it feels like this can't be right, but maybe it is. It is possible. I also could be like completely, it's another type of fish. You know Fisherman, don't you? I know Fisherman. I know Un Fisherman. Oh, you know one fish. I know Un Fisherman. He does deep sea tuna fishing quite often. That's scary. And they're out there for days. Let me tell you what I like.

A little crab cage. Hell yeah. A little trick. Hell yeah. Come in here. Some food in there. Gotcha. Yeah. Well, no, you let it be. And then... We say it a lot. You let it be. Like, you put something in there. They go in there. And then you pull it up like four days later. Boom. There's like half a dozen fucking blue claws in there. Oh, God. I want to go and dive with the colossal king crabs. The ones that like Gordon Ramsay went down. He's like, who the fuck is this? What the fuck?

What if they pinch you? Well, I'll just... I mean, at that depth in that cold water, what are they grabbing onto, brother? Oh, yeah. Not your dick. Not that. Because that's already gone. I will be as... But like... Like a board, okay? But like a pin. A pin. Yeah, well, apparently they can take off a finger. So, like, you need to be real careful. I was literally just about to ask if that actually hurts.

Getting your finger taken off? No, no, no. Like a crab. I imagine, dude. Do you see the size of some of these king crabs? They could have like a wingspan of like five feet. What about like a regular crab? I mean, I imagine it hurts like a pinch, but like... Now, lobsters. I don't know anything about them. They got one claw that they call like the ripper. And the whole idea is that like it grabs on and it fucking...

You know? Jesus. I would smash a fucking lobster's head. I just, I pinched me. I don't. Jesus. I don't want to go on big ships. Right. And I definitely don't want to go on smaller ships to hunt animals that are designed to fuck me up. Yeah. Like bro jaws. Bro. Who's out here trying to catch swordfish? It's got a sword. Leave it alone.

Well, that's just because it's got a pointy nose. Isn't that not a tuna? No. A swordfish? No, no, no. You don't need to pantomime doing a sword. I get what a sword is. But like a swordfish. Tuna and swordfish are different. Hmm. I'll be honest. I thought they were one and the same. Why? There was two names. They look similar. Don't they? Two...

Well, now I don't know what a tuna looks like, but like a swordfish I feel like is a very specific looking fish. So maybe it's just like a longer-nosed tuna? Can you just Google tuna? Yeah, I got you. I'm not really that sure, but... You thought swordfish and tuna were the exact same? Yeah, like that's a tuna. It doesn't have a nose at all. Okay, so I'm wrong. Okay. And then a swordfish. And a swordfish, you know what a swordfish looks like. I'm wrong.

By the way, we got mats because people were complaining that we were slapping the test too hard. Yeah, I see the difference. Yeah, those are dramatically different things! Look at this, watch this, watch this. I am wrong. Okay. Done. They had two names. Yeah, but... You have different names for, like, male and female, like horses, or cows, stuff like that. I thought maybe it was, like, one is, like, a male, one is a female. I don't know. That's so interesting. Hmm.

You live and you learn, buddy. You've never seen videos of, like, swordfish? Oh, you thought tunas looked like that. That had the big sword. Yes. Oh. So they do die within minutes of coming out of the water, but that's because they need so much oxygen because they're so big. Yeah, they're fucking massive. Oh, that thing just can't get enough. They can't. Yeah, they can't get enough. And you didn't find anything about this whole, like, eating away at their own flesh? I couldn't find a single thing. I feel like that... Okay. Okay.

- All right. They do swim at 50 miles per hour. - What? - 50 is crazy. 2000 miles, 2000 pounds moving at 50 miles per hour. - There's a car, what? - It's like trying to say full car. - A gold car. - That's a full car. - That's basically getting hit by a... - How are we able to catch them?

They bite and then they're on. And then you, I think they have to. I know what fishing is, but I'm saying physically. I think they literally let them tire themselves out. Like they'll be on the line for hours. And then at a certain point, the tune is just like, you know what? Take me up. Rip, you know? And then, and then. But like, how can you lift that weight by doing this?

I'm sure it's bigger than like the little like Snoopy ones that we had. I've seen them. They're like big fuckers, but it's like still like you crank 2,000 pounds up. Well, it probably more feels like more than 2,000 pounds because of the speed at which it goes. That's so insane. You know, so that's crazy stuff. 50 miles an hour. It's unfathomably fast. Some of these fish. What's the fastest fish? Do fish get faster than tuna?

Yeah. How do you get faster than 50, brother? I believe some- What's the fastest fish? I believe some could get up to 120. 120! 120! Get out of here, brother. The Ferrari of fish! No way. There's no way. You know what I love? You know what videos I love? You ever see those videos of guys that go scuba diving and they get rid of the invasive species like lionfish? Yes.

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It's like, Kate! And then they put them in this big bag and stuff like that. I would do that. It's like when prisoners are on the side of the highway cleaning up trash or whatever. Is that what that is? Or like community service. Oh, okay, gotcha, gotcha. It's like they go down there to do right by their community or something like that. I could be wrong. Yeah. Yeah, no kidding. 70 miles per hour. Still fast. Still very fast. What is it? Which fish?

What else would I be saying? The sailfish. Sailfish? I've never even heard of this. What is a sailfish? I imagine it looks big. The name makes sense. Well, yeah, because it's sailing. It's flying. It's moving. When you think about it, it should be the fly fish. There's another thing. Isn't fly fishing... Oh, that's a technique of fishing, isn't that?

I know fly fishing is like a thing, but I don't know if you're catching fly fish. Maybe. I don't know. Did they jump out of the water? Bro, fish. Fuck you guys. I don't like there's so much like that's a whole world that two podcasters don't need to get into right now. I would prefer if they weren't so slippery.

Yeah, that makes sense. Because then I can grab you. You want to grab a fish? Out of the water? Have you ever held a fish, like raw? Yeah. Yeah, they're slippery bastards. They also got spines sometimes. They got spines. Some of them have like little needles. They'll poke you. Ew. Like a stone fish. It's like the most venomous fish.

I think we brought this up once on the show. A stonefish? Yeah, they have like blue venom that if it gets in you, you're fucked, dude. Damn, blue venom is kind of cool. Well, not when it's in you. If I had to pick one, though. So if you're going to die from a venom color, what color would you rather it be? Blue. Blue? I think the other ones I've seen, like snakes are like yellow. Yeah, snakes are crazy, dude. I don't fuck with that at all. I don't fuck with snakes at all. I do like watching snakes get de-venomized. That ain't it. Oh, when they bite like the rubber on the cup and they're like...

I don't fuck. And then you're like, yo. Oh, you ever see when they take the venom and they put it in blood? And with blood? And then blood just turns into a solid? Yeah. I don't know.

In like literally like 12 seconds. And he's like, yeah, you just do this, this, and now it's a solid thing. And I'm like, that's a blood clot. Person's dead. Yeah. Yeah. That's why they say that you have mere seconds. That's not it. Minutes. Yeah. I guess technically you do have seconds, but just a lot of seconds that have been categorized into a larger thing. Instead of going like 400 seconds, you can just do minutes. You're exhausting. You're exhausting me.

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Hold on, hold on, hold on. Alright, I told you this in confidence. Well, first of all... I'm pretty confident we're gonna talk about it. Okay, I guess we're talking about it now. First of all, define irresponsibility.

Because that is subjective. I feel like we're about to... You're right. It is subjective. It is subjective. Let's let people decide whether this is... Well, I think we know that neither of us are physicians. I think I could say that with confidence. Yeah. Yeah. Neither of us went to school to study human health in any capacity. I did take a health class in high school. Okay. So did I. It was mostly about sex. Let's be honest. And yours was probably about God.

The Virgin Mary. The Virgin Mary's body, yes. Can I ask you a serious question? Yep. How did they like navigate that whole, because obviously a large part of Catholicism, Christianity is the idea that the Virgin Mary gave birth, the Immaculate Conception. How did they navigate that and teach health at the same time? They were just like, this is how it happens now. But like, that was a separate thing. Yeah. I mean, that's the story like in the Bible.

So they teach. I am referencing the Bible now. You've done that. You've gotten me to be like, well, that's what it says in the Bible. Well, I think about it. There is a whole line of ad sponsorship we haven't even touched yet. Do you think that Catholics and Christians are out here like, that's how babies are born. It's supposed to be like a miracle that happened. I'm asking. That's why I'm not like, I don't think. I'm just asking. Catholics and Christians aren't under the assumption that like, you just give birth.

But if it happened, like maybe they're under the assumption that like if it happened once, it could happen again. No, I think that they love their God and they're like, no, it happened one time and he's coming back and he's going to kill everyone except us. Gotcha. You had your hand up. What's up? Yeah. My science teacher in high school said, was teaching, what's it called? Evolution. It was like, I don't believe in it.

He was teaching it? Yeah. He's like, I don't believe in this because, you know, we're Christian, but this is how it happens. Wow. Okay. All right. I mean, that's strange. To each their own. That was interesting. But back to what you are defining as irresponsibility.

Here's why I'm saying that. Frank was like, yo, kicked off dog sucking season, had six hot dogs on Sunday. Well, hold on. And I was like, yo, what? And he goes, and three burgers. All right. First of all, Memorial Day weekend, you know we take our dog sucking season very seriously. Were you wearing sunglasses? No. No, yes, I was. Yes, I was. Of course. Then it doesn't count. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, then it doesn't count. Did you have any hot dogs during Memorial Day weekend? No. No.

And be really honest with me. Wait, no. I'm thinking way too loud. I think I may have. Be really honest with me here. Seriously, please. Yeah. Are you avoiding hot dogs or you just haven't had them? I just haven't been around them. You haven't been at anywhere that had a hot dog? I haven't been with them.

Bring in the hot dogs. Can you imagine if this is a giant hot dog? No, like you just, like you've avoided hot dogs? I'm not like avoiding them. I mean, I don't know that I would buy them and make them in my house. But like, if I was at a barbecue and they were there, you best believe.

I'm Burleven, absolutely. You are Burleven. So you had for Memorial Day weekend, which a lot of people consider to be the unofficial kickoff of the summer. Right. You had not a single bite of a hot dog. No. I think it's crazy. And did you have any hot dogs? I went to a ball game, so I had two. There you go. Okay. Oh, I'm going to a baseball game tomorrow. I'm going to get a big one. What fucking baseball game are you going to? Mets. God damn it. What are you saying?

God damn it. I love baseball. I love a good baseball. I love baseball so much. So you're going to have some hot dogs because you'll be about. You'll be amongst the dogs. I'll have a hot dog. Let's not get like insane. You're not going for more. I don't know. Don't they sell like big, giant, thick fuckers now? Yeah, they do. That's what I mean. I only need one of those. So it was Memorial Day weekend, which always seems to line up with Becca's birthday.

So we had some family and friends over on Sunday. Recipe for disaster here. And I mean, it's Memorial Day weekend. We're having company. What's an easy middle ground? Like instead of having a cater or like do a bunch of cooking of intricate foods, burgers, dogs on the grill, got after it. Yeah. And I did. I also had hot dogs Saturday. Why did you have them Saturday? Just to like coat your stomach and get them ready for Sunday. Yeah.

We took the kids to a farm, and by the time I got there... You had a farm dog? I did. I had a farm dog. You're eating hot dogs next to horses? Oh, next to goats, baby. Llamas. Can you see them? Llamas. I fucking love llamas. You know they don't have top teeth? Yeah, camels. Excuse me? This place got camels, dude. Did you get on it? Uh, no, I didn't ride the camel. This place has a bunny enclosure. You can go in and, like, feed the bunnies and hang with them. I like them, but I think they don't like me.

Probably afraid of you, yeah. But they see you have the food and they hop right up to you. I don't fuck with chickens. They got a ton of chickens. Peacocks. Peacocks are cool. I don't know if I like them. They got horses. Love a horse. Sheep. Indifferent. Goats. Fuck with them. They had little babies. They're silly. They had a full steer, dude. When I was in Canada, I went to a petting zoo and a goat rammed my knee. Yeah.

Dude, this thing had a full steer that gave birth to a cat. Not a steer doesn't give birth. They had a giant bull, dude.

Big nuts? Giant fucking fat nuts. Right? But do you see penis? I didn't see it because I wasn't looking. I imagine... I mean, you saw his balls. Well, the balls are huge, dude. Yeah, just peek around the corner. You'll see a fucking thing. It was far enough away that I could see the balls, not the penis. That's wild. I don't know what that says about that bull. Yeah. But they had dogs there, so I had two dogs there. Nice. And then with friends and family, I'm...

What? What time did the party get started? The dirt. The dirt? The burgers and dogs didn't go on the grill until 1 p.m. Okay. Oh, no. 2 p.m. 2 p.m. So, 2-0-8, you got a dog hanging out of your mouth. So, I actually... I allow, like, the guests to eat first, and then I come after I'm done cooking entirely. Then I go in. Everyone's done? Then I go in. So, I did have two dogs on Saturday. I had six dogs...

Over the course of how many hours? It sounds about like eight hours. Yeah. Three burgers. Right. And I had several beers. Some bourbon. Yeah.

And you said you had an espresso martini. An espresso martini. Yeah. Midnight bean. We're entering 4,500 calories. I don't think it's that much, everybody. Chill. I was walking, grilling in the sun. It was a little hot. I shed some calories that day. Why is this irresponsible? That's a bad shit. I also had some leftover dogs and burgers on Monday. On Monday? So you had a three-day bender. Yeah. I relaxed. I relaxed.

A three-day dog bender. It was quite the weekend. Yes, sir. That's awesome. So you had six dogs? On Sunday. Technically ten. Right. But how many dogs did you make? A five-pound bag of them, so... Five-pound bags? Yeah. They sell them by weight? Yes, they do. Yeah. How many people were at the party? Oh, there was a good amount. I would say at least...

20 people including kids you know so how many come in a five pound bag I don't know but I held up the Becca made a TikTok and what's so funny I'm picturing way more hot dogs than like it probably is Becca made a TikTok and held up the platter of dogs

And, uh... It was insane. They came, they come like proper dogs, like tied, like the string tying them. Oh, it's... So it's one long thing of dogs. Oh, what? Hell yeah. Like sausages? Yeah, well, sure, but they were dogs. They were all connected? They were all connected, baby. So you had to cut the umbilical cord of all these dogs? Yes. Wow. I, hold on, here's the, here's the, here's me with the dogs. Can you send that to me? It's on my wife's TikTok. All right, all right.

That's great. That's all of them? That's the plated dogs. That looks like the amount that you... First of all, those are not normal. Those are big guys. Those are massive dogs, dude. Those are big dogs. Yes, I will confirm. They're pretty long. I would say they're at least 9 to 10 inches. And you had six of those? But of course, when they cook, they shrink a little bit. You had 60 inches of hot dog? First of all...

I don't like your line of questioning here. Second of all, I don't like how fucking... You have five feet of hot dogs. I don't like how fucking giggly fucking big boy is over here. Five feet of hot dogs. I don't like this judgment I'm feeling. I need someone to back me up here. I had... Yeah.

I had a Memorial Day weekend. All you did was send it. I was fine. Yeah, of course I sent it. Sometimes you have to do that. And I don't like, I don't dog during the week, but I'm not opposed to dogging during the week. Yeah. I just did it. Right. And also, I have openly spoken about. It's a snowball. Not only a snowball. I've talked with you candidly. We've had a lot going on. Right. We're very stressful with housing stuff and all this timing and everything. Yeah. Yeah.

So I cut loose. I cut loose and I had ten hot dogs in three days. Big deal! I had a double-digit hot dog. Big deal. And they all had the works on them. What? Of course I have. Wait, what do you put on top? I'm forgetting it. So what goes on top? Well, let's start with the burgers I had first. So, obviously, naturally, cheese. Yeah. Which kind?

Okay. You know, it's the best. I learned from that movie, The Menu, although that movie is a little out there. It's the best cheese for a burger because it doesn't split. It stays gooey. Okay. Lettuce, tomato, mayo, onions, pickles.

Might have been some bacon out there. Okay, so we had three bacon dogs. Uh, baconburgs. I really hate how laughy you are. I don't think this is not that hysterical. I just didn't know you could buy hot dogs by the sack. Yeah, you can. And they're great hot dogs, too. I am a lover of all types of hot dogs. Costco, BJ's? Costco, Thumans. They're deli-sized dogs. Look those bad boys up. They come in a vacuum-sealed white bag. The details are great. They do. They come in a vacuum-sealed white bag. Okay. Okay.

Each of the burgers had that. Each of the dogs had sauerkraut, baked beans, and ketchup.

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SelectQuote. They shop, you save. Go to SelectQuote.com slash SpotifyPod today to get started. Okay. So. Yeah, we're up. Why are you so... I'm locking it. That's crazy. That's awesome. So you're calling it irresponsible. I'm calling it... Cutting loose. Cutting loose. Putting my feet up. Tying my hair up. What's the one? Putting my feet up? Tying my hair up. Tying my feet up.

Hang me upside down and feed me 10 hot dogs. Tying my hair up sounds crazy in the context of eating a hot dog. Tying my hair up. All right. Let's, let's, uh. Damn, dude. You know what's even funnier about this whole conversation right here? Oh, no. Is that health nut Mikey is sitting in the other room right now. And he is probably like, he's probably like, like, cause Mikey's such a sweet guy. He's not going to laugh about it. He's going to be like, you need to be careful, brother. Like he's going to take the serious approach. Oh man. I feel good.

I let loose. Big deal. You know. Can we count the calories? We can. Can we count the calories? I mean. Let's figure out just Sunday. I think that you would have to run a full marathon to burn off a third of that. All right. So it was a Thuman's beef hot dog. I don't know if it's that specific. Well, I think you could Google the calories and I think it'll be like, I don't know. I haven't been counting. I think it's like 200.

200 what? Per hot dog? Per hot dog. And then the buns, obviously. Right. Let's say you put a third of a cup of Bush's baked beans. Home style. You put like a, you know, like a little bit of... It says 260 calories. That's not bad, dude. It's not bad at all. Times six. Now we're getting up there, yeah. Times six, so that's 1,200. Yeah. Six buns. What? 200 times six, guys. 200? Yeah.

200 per hot dog times six. That's 1,200. Why are you saying 200? Why are you saying 200? Because it says 200 per hot dog. It says 160. Oh, it's saying 160. But that's Wegmans. I was just going down here. 130. Dumans, right? Oh, okay. Even better. There we go. All right. I don't hate that. 130 times six. What's that? 130 times six is 780? Yes, it is. Yeah. So 780. Six buns. Those are maybe like 10 calories each. Yeah.

What? And now we get beans, and then we get the burgers. I think I probably ate, like I might have, food-wise, had 2,000 calories that day. Okay. No. You don't think so? Did you eat breakfast? Or the first thing you put in your mouth was a hot dog? I'm pretty sure I ate breakfast. I had some overnight oats with berries. Amazing. How many beers? I'm doing the calculations. Let's say an even five. An even five beers. They were Miller Lights.

Naturally. Naturally. You know how I am. Mr. Miller Lite. Yeah. I did have an espresso martini. Which, that's like nothing. I don't know. Yeah. Caffeine is a fat burner? It is a diuretic, so sure. Sure. Uh...

Bourbon. I had a cup of a glass, two glasses of bourbon. Oh, it went up. It did. It's all coming back to me now. It's in my nose. We'll toss in $2.50 for the works. Yeah, I had a piece. Sure. Feels low. Feels low. $2.50 for the works too. Are we including anything outside of that? Did you have any lollipops or? I did have dessert. Okay. Okay. What would you have? It was a slice of ice cream cake. Would you chocolate crunchies? Hell yes. Now we're talking. Hell yes. God, now I'm just jealous. Okay. Okay.

Listen, come on over. Come on over baby. Come on over, come on over baby. Okay. I don't know that I could eat that many to be honest with you. You probably can't because your brain will tell you to stop. Here's the thing. My stomach is often stronger than my brain. Right. So I eat fast enough that my brain hasn't even figured out that I'm full yet. So by the time I have my fourth dog, it's like, uh-oh. Oh, you just had a hot dog. Yeah. Yeah.

You just had one. And then it's like, wait a sec, you've had two before. On the conservative end, we'll say it was about 4,400 calories. How did you get that math? There's no way. The hot dogs, the buns, burgers, slices of cheese, beers, bourbon, ice cream cake. Oh, we're adding the other. You start to get there. Well, you didn't take into account how many steps I took that day. It's true. I took well over, I would say, 10,000 steps. Okay. Okay.

So that's probably like 300, 500, 600 calories. Yeah, no, but your body burns your BMR. So he's probably, he burned, I would say like 2,400 calories. So that's not bad. I'm in the net positive. You don't want to be in a deficit. Yeah, you really earned like 2,000 calories, which is fine. Let's just say this. You call it a responsibility.

And that's fair. I know that you care for me and my cardiovascular health. If you were doing this every day, that would be irresponsible. Joey, I can't do this every day. Obviously. I'm not. I'm no longer. No one can. I think I had a great time. I think it's amazing. Missed you. Wish you were there sharing some dog moments with me. That would have been great. You know, I understand why you couldn't come. That's okay. But like...

The dogs are about. The dogs are about. I might have to chill for another couple weeks. I'll be honest, I don't know when I'll even have the chance to have hot dogs over the next couple weeks. It's totally fine. I think it's okay to let your hair down and go crazy. I didn't have it tied up. See, I see what you're doing there. I wasn't tying my hair up for the hot dogs. Well, I was using an expression. I didn't think it was tied up. I just went like, just let it down. Let's go crazy. Release your inhibitions, you know? Yeah, feel it in your skin. No one else can feel it for you. Yeah.

What a great song. Yeah. So, okay. Amazing, man. That's amazing stuff. And shout out to all of our listeners and supporters. They've been sending us, tweeting at us pictures of their dogs. Some people have sent us hot dogs and I'm like, what the hell is that? It looks like a dog. Well, it looks like a leg. Some people get thick dogs. Listen, baby, people could take down more than you can.

Instead of mad sexually. No, I know. But I'm saying I didn't know they made hot dogs that thick. Listen, man. It's like a Mondo burn. This is America. Okay? Just get bigger. They get bigger. And badder. And badder. And stronger. Ooh. Hear me out. Spicy hot dogs. They make those. Do they? Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. Well, I thought of it first.

I said it first. Yeah. Is what I mean. Yeah. I like spicy things. You do? When they have foods and it's like, ooh, it's a spicy, and then they name a food that's not normally spicy, I'm like, I'm going to get that.

Yeah, you are the antithesis of normal white people. Like, you can handle spice. I like spice. You handle it well. It's also because you have spice at a reasonable level. You're not like someone else in this room that's like, we're gonna eat the hottest fucking condom on the planet. You know? I remember when I first, like, met Ant. Him and his boys were like, him and the picky boys were doing a...

Like every single day it was like, yo, hottest cheese ball that's ever existed. We're going to eat 10 of them. And I'm like, I don't want to do this. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot. You still got those cheese balls? Which, by the way, I had a couple. Stale. Disgusting. Yeah. I could bring them in. No, you don't have to. No one's asking you to do that. It would have to be at the end of an episode. I would rather eat them off. I mean, I did the one chip challenge at the beginning of an episode once. Do you remember that?

Vaguely. We did it, I think, because we reached a certain amount of followers and we said, patrons, we said we were going to do the one chip challenge and then you didn't. Here's the thing. I did. I feel like you say stuff and then you're like, we're going to do that and then I never agree. I think that's one of those situations. Yeah, I think. And then you're like, we have to do it. We said, I'm like, you said. I think that is exactly what that was. I think we had talked about it for weeks and you, I think you even along the way said like, I'm not doing this, but I said we are. But,

But we're in this together. We are, we are. We are the youth of a nation. I know. Come on, baby. Don't ask me who sings that. P.O.D.? Is that P.O.D.? Is it P.O.D.? I always confuse P.O.D. and puddle of mud. I mean, it sounds very similar. P.O.D., my oldest brother. I don't know why I'm saying that to you. Thomas told me, he convinced us that it was...

An acronym for pissed off dolphins. Might be. We don't know. We don't know. We're not going to look it up. I'll tell you that right now. Could be pissed off dolphins. That was a big, they had some big hits, them and Puddle of Mud around the creed. Puddle of Mud. You know. Puddle of Mud. Wait.

I always remember the song from, it was used for the promo for 2001's Survivor Series, where it was Team WWF versus Team Alliance. And it was, I love the way you look at me. I feel a bit of just inside. I don't know that song. You don't remember that song? The only Puddle of Mud song I know is like, is it Blurry? I forgot how it goes. I don't know.

I want to get your voice out of my head because I'm a guy you'll never find. Wait, what is that sound? It's Light Strike! You've just been strucken by the light! You had me so good. I was like, what is that? I thought you were going crazy for a sec. No, it's Light Strike. Ladies and gentlemen, we have Light Strike. This contains alcohol, so you've got to be 21 at least in order to enjoy this. But I'm telling you right now,

I feel strucken with delight. He's got the strike of light. I'm lit stricken. Yeah.

He's been striked by light. Listen, this is really good. On the sides here, 10% coconut water, non-carbonated, sea salt, and it's gluten-free. It's a hard refresher, okay? It's like it tastes so good. This is a lemon-lime flavor. And there's 5% alcohol in here. Is it 5%? I don't want to talk out of turn. It is 5% alcohol. But it is really good.

And we, we, we love to be struck by the light. Add, do me a favor. Add, add lightning to this when I do this. Okay, good. Thunder. Is that even in? It'd be cool if no one did anything. It might not be in. It might not be in. Let's try one more time. Let's try one more time. Here we go. Uh, but yeah, so, uh, go get yourself some light strike. Okay. Um,

It's ambitious. Look at it. It's fun. It tastes really good. It's refreshing. It's a nice drink. When I sit outside in the sunlight, I want to be refreshed, but I also want to get a little buzz going. I hit myself with a little light strike. Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Can't confirm nor deny. Sounds like something that would... Actually, no, I can't confirm. It'd go good with a hot dog. Or ten. Or ten hot dogs. Don't do that.

Do not do that, but yeah, go get yourself some light strike ladies and gentlemen go enjoy that that that wonderful light trick

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Would you? You got a lot of hair, too. You're doing good. You're doing good. Your hair's doing well. Yeah, I don't think I have, like, no hair. Yeah. Thank you. But you get $10 per hair follicle. Wait. Oh, no, no. So here's what it is. How many hair follicles are you willing to get rid of forever if each one is $10? Does that include face? Your whole body. Oh, I mean... But you'll never have hair there again. Okay. I mean...

You could take hair from the Netherlands, you know. What's that? What does that mean? The nether region, you know. Like from Gooch to, you know, back around the back. You could take every single follicle there. Okay. I could lose, like... Would you be hairless on your arms?

I mean, I basically am. I could probably count the follicles on my arms. I don't have a lot of arm hair. What about your head? Would you take any? This is... I feel like it'd be a crime against humanity if I took anything from my head. I looked it up. You have 5 million hair follicles on your whole body. So 5 million times 10 would be 50 million. Well, we have the mathematician over here. Thank God he figured that out. You know what did it, right? Yeah, yeah! Um...

I would say five million. I would take all from the gorge area. Would you do your legs and just have like... I would do from the... Just have like ant's legs? Come on. I would do from like mid-thigh up because like that doesn't need hair. Yeah, I don't... You could take all like chest and belly hair. You know, I don't know how much like follicles that are. I imagine most of them are up here.

So like it says 90 to 150,000 on your head. So I think that's not 90 to 150,000 on your head. So then the other 4,850,000 or elsewhere. I don't know. So then take every single other hair follicle outside from the neck down. So you'll be very slippery though.

So I'll be fucking $45 million richer. No pubes? No pubes? I mean, sure. I'm not like attached to my pubes. We don't have like a buddy-buddy relationship. Right, but like having none, you would have no pubes. All right, take half of them. That's also worse. Yeah. Yeah, I imagine. You gotta have some. You can take them for the money. For all your arms? I would say from the mid-thigh to my neck.

Take it all? Take every single... And I would even, like, if I could, I'd establish, like... Oh, a line? I'd establish a line. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Like, take it all. And then you could do, like, ears. I don't have ear hair, but, like... I mean, there's smaller hairs in there. Nose, nose. Nose could go...

Can it? Toes. Toes. Get my toes out of here. Toes. I have little hairs on my knuckles. Yeah, no knuckle hairs. You could take all that. We actually have a lot of hair. Yeah. And I learned once-

In addition to... It was probably the same day I learned about that whole tuna thing. That most of the hair on your body is programmed to only grow to a certain length. Like, literally chemically programmed. That makes sense. Yeah, that's why your legs don't become like... Crazy. Your hair. It's like your pubes, your facial hair... Not your balls. Your head. No, your pubes. They'll grow and grow and grow if you let them go. Oh, yeah. I was going to say, yeah. But like your legs, your arms, your eyebrows, your eyelashes, they'll stop.

I would also... Dude, imagine we had to get haircuts for our eyebrows. There are people that do that, dude. People thread them? Yeah. That's not what I mean. I imagine they grew long. Oh, yeah. That would be... That'd be not fun. I don't think I meant by that. I don't know. Like, obviously, people shape them. I mean, there are people that do get them trimmed. I wonder what you would look like

With like eyebrows done. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, look at my brothers. There you go. You got it figured out. My brothers do. Do they? Chris, at least, does get his eyebrows done. I feel like you would look strange. I love my eyebrows. I like your look. Thank you. I just like your look. Thank you so much. And now with the hair, you kind of look like a bust of an old Greek or Roman...

thing gotcha gotcha gotcha like like uh like a like julius caesar he was roman but i hear what you're saying yeah yeah i like that yeah i just think that like the eyebrows i also have a very pronounced brow itself like becca makes fun of me you have like a baltic forehead she says i don't know what the hell that means like balto who no baltic oh okay okay it's like they have like a like a yeah it is it it comes out a little bit like i don't need to wear like the

The sun doesn't bother me because my eyebrows take it. Does that make sense? Oh, you're saying like you kind of have this going? Yeah, I kind of have a little bit of shade going on. I love it. I think it looks great. Thank you so much. I would say outside of...

Like my facial hair, which I enjoy. Yeah. My eyebrows, my eyelashes. But the thing is, you could do some... Wait, no. But I have patchy facial hair. I need every follicle. I was going to say also to get your beard to a length, but that's dumb. That's not what I meant at all. Well, I guess you could shape it up.

Oh, yeah. You could get rid of like these. I would probably have, if I were to do this, I would have it be like, the Falcons would be picked by like a really talented, skilled Dominican barber. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I know exactly what you mean. Just be like, I need this. And they'd be like, we'll take it all, my friend.

I'd be like, line me up. And he's like, this way, go. Do you like having a very straight beard? No. Me neither. I kind of like, I like doing it myself more than I like getting it done. I usually tell my barber to not do this. Sometimes I'll do it, but then other times I'm like, I feel like I look strange when I do it.

When it's so sharp. Well, yeah. You see those people that have them so done. Like, fuck, who was it? I think it was Fat Joe, the rapper. Yeah. I mean, still. But I'm saying like... His shit is done. His shit is... It's immaculately done. And at that point, it looks a little... Yeah. I don't like it. I like a little... I know your barber's got the protractor out. Like...

Well, when they do, like, the whole, like, they put, like, that, like, plastic. Yeah. It's never happened to me. I know it happens, though. Like a compass. Yes. Yeah. They, like, map it out to your face. Or, like, the people that do, like, the mouthpiece when they shave. I've never seen that. That's a real thing. It's a goatee mouthpiece. So you literally put it in your mouth. Didn't you have a goatee at one point? Yeah. Bro, you go back and watch old clips. I go through it with my facial hair. Okay? There's cleanly shaven Frank. There's goatee.

There's somewhere, I'm sure there's just mustache, but that's not my... Dude, I saw a clip the other day on TikTok, and it was like, it was me, you, and Danny, and it was when you had long hair and like a goatee. I was like, this doesn't even look like Frank. Yeah. Well, I was also 40 pounds lighter. Yeah.

I think that was right when I was sick. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. That was nuts, dude. I was like, wow, this is such a weird. I think you look much better now. Thank you. I think this is the best look you've had. Now it's a compliment off? We're complimenting off? Am I allowed to compliment you once you compliment me? I know. You know me. I can just take it. Too much? And by it, you mean the compliment. Ten hot dogs? You didn't need to go there. I do. I think what you've gotten figured out.

You're not going to get better than this. It's hard to go worse than where I was. Welcome to the club, baby. Actually, no. I've liked my styles and looks. All of them? You don't look back at any of them and you go, well. Well, buzz cut. When I was buzz cut, buzz like no. I think when we were younger and you had the buzz cut, like it looked good on you. It never looked good on me.

No, I think it looked good on you. Are you insane? As a child, Joey. No. I think so. I don't think so. I think now with the addition of facial hair, as we are now in our 30s, some of us older than others. You son of a bitch. As we're now in our 30s, the addition of facial hair, you need to balance it out with head hair. We can't go back to the shave, buzz cut look.

I mean, I just also don't have like the hairline for that. Not that it's like horrible, but like it just like is up higher. Yeah. So like if I was just to buzz, I'd be like, all right, bro, chill. We should do, if we get to a certain patron, we should buzz and shave completely.

I would—I can't. Why not? You know, since I've been growing facial hair, I have never been clean-shaven once. Oh, I have. Like, since high school. I have. I have. The times that we did, like— Drag. Drag, I did it, and— You also shaved it randomly one time and just showed up like that. Well, no, the other time was when we did the Halloween makeup. When we did that makeup, when I was the cat and you were the devil. The cat. Well, yeah, there was that time, but there was another time where, like, this is what I'm talking about when I was—

My last apartment in Astoria, I remember one day you just showed up and you were clean shaven. I was like, hello. Sometimes if I mess it up, I'll be like, just go. Just get out of here. Just go on and get. Would you ever just do just a stash, like a porn stash? I would, but I don't have a powerful stash like yours. Mine is- I think it's powerful.

it's powerful. No, mine is shorter and thinner. If I had, if I had it like not, not short, it's longer and thinner. If I had like yours, how it's shorter. I buzzed that though. And puffier. I think it would work, but I also, you know, those 10 hot dogs are catching up to me and my, my, my jawline is not what it used to be. I think that you have a good, I love this episode. This is, this is a really good one. I needed this. All right, here we go.

We're just going back. This isn't a podcast anymore. I was going to say, I think you have a good face shape. Thank you. I agree. I like my face shape, but this has just gotten a little... What are we talking about? Have you seen that TikTok trend where girls are like... It'll be like, girls, humble your man. Check his jawline. Oh, and then they take their beard and they go... And they go like that. Mine has gotten a little chubby down here just because...

10 hot dogs in a weekend. You know what I'm saying? That's the only reason. It's totally fine. I agree. Yeah. I'm cool with it. When you agree that hard, it sounds like you... I agree. It's not bad. Yes. That's what I've been saying. Right? I think if we get to 35,000 patrons... I'm not shaving. I can't. Come on. Why not? Because I'm afraid what I will look like. We'll do it together. I'm scared. After the shows. That's another thing. After the shows. After like...

All right, let's make it a little more difficult. 36,000 patrons. I'm not shaving. Everything. Come on. It'll be a fun experiment. We could do it on an episode. I would rather shave, like, my legs fully. How even is that? That means nothing. I mean, dude, I don't know. I'm just, I just, I... Listen, hello? Me too. I know, yeah. I agree. I am not in any position to shave everything either. But I'm saying if we get to 36,000 patrons...

You and I. What's everything? From the neck up. Like your head? Yes. You can't get rid of your- Oh, that's what you're saying? Yeah. Oh, I'm not even considering that. What are you, insane? You can't get rid of your hair.

It's like a crime. It grows back, brother. You're going to shave your head into a buzz cut? I bet this motherfucker would shave his head into a buzz cut. If you shaved your head into a buzz cut and grew out your beard even further, I bet that would look fire. Next try. What? I see what he's trying to do. He's trying to make me look like an idiot. I'm being dead ass. You're being a dead ass right now. I'm being a deceased anus.

I don't think that would look good at all, dude. Really? Yeah. Wow, you have a great hairline. Thank you. I just don't think it would look good. I think it would look cool. We'll see. I think you should do it like, you know, when the girls are like 13. You should be like, just go full skinhead. That's crazy, but like. Yeah, I don't think so. Kratos. Boy. You have no idea what that is. That's, uh, what's that game called? It's called. You got it. It's called, uh. Oh. You can do it.

Something like pages. Come on. No, you're right there. You're right there. I know it's not pages. What's the first letter? I'm not saying that. Harm. No, war. Nope. Harm.

Don't let me do this. Oh, God of War. There it is. I was going to let him go with Pages, to be honest. Pages. I was thinking Pagemaster for some reason. That's a great movie. Great movie. Underrated movie. So, so good. Try to show it to the kids. They didn't give a flying fuck. That's so disappointing. God of War and God of War Ragnarok are emotional journeys. Just want to throw that out there. You will. Those are video games for those who don't know. They know.

They know. They know. Boy. They know. They know. They know. That wasn't bad, dude. I've never played it, so I don't know. I can't comment. It's really, really good. You're pretty good at impressions. Thank you. I think if we could discuss offline. No buzz cutting my head. There's not a chance. Okay. All right. So then never mind. There's no way. You see what he is robbing from you people? You see what he's willing to do for you guys? Nothing. You won't run a 10K.

One of those is significantly different than the other. I can sit down and get my face shaved and my head buzzed. The other one needs me to run. How am I going to eat 10 hot dogs?

You put them at the finish line. Or we do a hot dog. 10K is what, like six miles? Yeah. I could do that. I'm not gonna. But what if we did a hot dog 10K? So we got to eat six hot dogs every mile. Holy shit. Joey, you'll be dead. Yeah. You won't make it. I don't even know. 60 hot dogs?

What? What'd you say? You said 10 hot dogs every mile. Oh, no. I said a hot dog every mile. No, you said 10. You definitely said 10. Oh, so then I misspoke. I meant one hot dog. 60 hot dogs. That's why I said, like, we'd be dead. No, no, no. One hot dog every mile. Could we do it? Sure. Will we? No. Maybe not those big boys you got. We got, like, little regular ones. 10 pigs and one pig in a blanket per mile? I'll run a fucking ultra. 100 mile race. Oh, man. Well...

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