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Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2025/5/26
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Tom Segura: 我和哈兰·威廉姆斯在节目中分享了很多关于屁眼和性的趣闻，包括我小时候向朋友展示屁眼的经历，以及我对屁眼毛发的看法。我们还讨论了对色情作品的看法，以及一些关于性和身体的古怪想法。此外，我们还聊到了与名人交往的经历，例如哈兰和麦当娜的约会故事，以及我对萨达姆·侯赛因的看法。总的来说，我们的对话充满了幽默和荒诞，旨在给听众带来欢乐。 我一直觉得屁眼是一个有趣的话题，它既令人厌恶又令人好奇。在节目中，我毫不掩饰地表达了对屁眼的兴趣，并分享了一些关于屁眼的个人经历。我认为，这种坦诚的态度能够拉近与听众的距离，让他们感受到我的真诚和幽默感。此外，我也希望通过这种方式打破一些禁忌，让人们更加坦然地面对自己的身体和性。 当然，我也意识到这种话题可能会引起一些争议。但我认为，只要我们保持幽默和尊重的态度，就能够避免冒犯到他人。毕竟，幽默的目的是为了带来欢乐，而不是为了伤害他人。 Harland Williams: 在与汤姆·塞古拉的对话中，我分享了许多个人经历和对各种话题的看法。我讲述了小时候被母亲用体温计量屁眼的经历，以及我对情色艺术的喜爱。我还谈到了我对酒精和毒品的看法，以及我对希特勒的复杂情感。我试图以一种幽默和坦诚的方式表达自己的观点，希望能够给听众带来一些启发和思考。 我一直认为，幽默是一种重要的沟通方式。通过幽默，我们可以更加轻松地表达自己的观点，并拉近与他人的距离。在节目中，我试图用幽默的方式来探讨一些严肃的话题，例如性和政治。我认为，这种方式能够让听众更容易接受我的观点，并引发他们对这些话题的思考。 当然，我也意识到幽默可能会引起一些争议。但我认为，只要我们保持尊重和真诚的态度，就能够避免冒犯到他人。毕竟，幽默的目的是为了带来欢乐，而不是为了伤害他人。

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Harland Williams shares his unique life experiences, including dropping out of culinary school and facing various challenges, highlighting his podcast's theme of success despite unconventional paths. He emphasizes consistency and determination as key factors in his life.
  • Success despite unconventional paths
  • Consistency and determination
  • Turning obstacles into opportunities

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Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"!) Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee

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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert is on a retreat in Istanbul so Tom Segura is joined by the brilliantly bizarre Harland Williams for an unhinged episode packed with supposedly true stories, bootyholes, and too many farts. Harland kicks things off by reminiscing about fingering calamari and the first time someone touched his arse—with a thermometer. Tom shares the traumatic moment he had to show a friend his infamously hairy sphincter... and yes, he ends up showing Harland too.

Surprisingly, the conversation spirals into absurd territory with erotic drawings, smut searches, fart-catching attempts, a Dominican dick flash, and a deep dive into Enny’s alleged fondness for buttholes. Harland doesn’t disappoint either—he reacts to fart videos, tells a story about dating Madonna, and looks forward to tanning with Tom. The two also talk about creativity, recreational drugs, Harland's distrust of nicotine pouches, the anthems of both Canada and Texas, plus playing doctor, and horseshoes with neck pillows. Oh, and Harland names his favorite dictator. Stick around to find out if Harland ends up eating Tom.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 290

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00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:55 - Arses & Calamari Rings 00:14:34 - So Much Hair 00:26:10 - What's Going On With Canada? 00:31:24 - Measurements, Buzzes, & Vices 00:41:37 - Favorite Dictator 00:51:49 - Dating Madonna 00:55:46 - Clip: Baddie Farts 00:56:49 - Play Back The Tape 00:58:13 - Clip: Fart In One 00:59:29 - Tanning & Tour Dates 01:05:45 - Gas, Gashes, & Gruesome Videos 01:11:48 - Harland Wants To Eat Tom

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