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What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rhea and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Monday. Happy Monday, everybody. Hopefully, you had a lovely weekend, whatever you were doing, relaxing, going out, just doing nothing. Hopefully, it was fantastic. It's Monday now. Off to another week. How are we feeling? Great. It was a lovely weekend. Yeah, gorgeous. Really, it was awesome.
Quite nice. I feel like we had a lot of rain towards the end of last week, so it was nice to have some sunshine, good vibes, good times. Yes, yes, all around. Yeah. I had a great weekend. I have no complaints. I'm ready for the week. Me too. I mean, summer's here. It's Memorial Day weekend. It is Memorial Day weekend. It's crazy. Although, you know what? The weather is never good on Memorial Day weekend anymore. It's going to be trash. It never looks bad.
It looks bad. Cold. Yeah, it's cold and rainy and whatever. But this weekend. That's okay. No, it's fine. Yeah. Who cares? Summer starts. Summer's around the corner. Exactly. Exactly. It's right here. What'd you do this weekend? I did a multitude of things. I know what you did. I did a multitude of things. Friday, Kelly Keegs and I went to a vintage show in the city, which then you also went on Saturday. And really cool. Yes. Manhattan Vintage Show. They do it a few times a year.
And it was nice because it was in my area, so it was very easy. That was a fun Friday. I went to a welcome party for a wedding party.
Friday night. Despite like, we had already had plans to be out of the city on Saturday. The wedding was in the city so we couldn't be at the wedding. But we were there Friday. So we were like, oh, we'll go Friday. So we did that, which was a lot of fun. They had the Knicks on and a whole big thing. Great time. And Saturday we were out
In New Jersey, Bridget's birthday, down in the highlands, took Olive on the sea streak. She was fantastic, little dog at the bar. Ears blowing in the wind. Oh, she was so cute. I mean, yeah. And we had a blast and came back Saturday night. Like, it was just such a fun little day trip. Really just the timing. I think we missed that...
Ship hitting the Brooklyn Bridge. Yeah by like 30 minutes. Yeah, like that was insane We're on the sea streak, which if you don't know is just a you know ferry that goes honestly They go all over the place. You can take the sea streak to Martha's Vineyard. You can take the sea streak to New Jersey and We love taking the sea streak to the highlands because that's right where the you know, that's right where we're going and
We're pulling up through the river and we're going past Pier 17 and the ship is docked next to Pier 17. It's a Mexican naval ship. So the giant Mexican flag on the back. And it was a beautiful ship. So we were like, oh my God, wow, look at that. And we get home and
I look at Twitter and they're like, oh my God, this ship just went right out of them. Just honestly really sad that two people died. It was really scary. And it was just like, oh my God, I think I missed that maybe by 30 minutes. And it looked like people in Brooklyn, because we were coming in, it was such a gorgeous day. We were like, look, there were so many people outside on that side of the...
River, especially in Brooklyn, in the park and everything. And then seeing these videos of people, and it literally looked like the ship was veering into the edge of Brooklyn. I was like, oh my God. Yeah, it was horrible. Crazy, crazy. So we got off the sea streak, home. And then Sunday I was really going to take a chill day. And there was a... Matt James had a...
Food Festival in Brooklyn and he invited everybody. He was very nice and it just so happened that my friend, one of my friends had sent it to me on Instagram like earlier in the week. It was like, oh my God, what is this? Like we should go. I was like, oh, we can't go. Do you want to go? And she had plans that we were going to go. We weren't going to go. Went back and forth. Sunday morning she was like, do you still want to go? So I was like, oh sure, let's go.
We walk in. It was really cool. A lot of great food, great vendors, a lot of people that I should have knew would be there were there, and I was excited to see them. And we're hanging out, and West was there. So West and I really got to break the ice.
For like the first time ever. We got to really sit down and be like, you know what? Let's talk. Let's talk. How are we feeling? You know, where are you at? Where am I at? You know, it's, we had a lot of laughs. We had a great time. And one might say Barry the Hatchet. There wasn't even really one to Barry, to be honest. Well, to be honest, I'll say what it was. Yeah.
I don't really even know how to describe this, but there was one point, I think this was last year. Yeah, it was like the beginning of last season. The beginning of last season. We might have mentioned it, but like we thought on the first season of Summer House ever, you know, before the whole Sierra thing, we were like, oh my God, Wes is so funny, da, da, da, da, da. And like the way that he reached out to our booking team about coming on our show was like in a way that we were like, mm,
Like he said like those chicks or something. Something like we were like, huh? Like he didn't like... Whatever. And then somebody commented on his TikTok and he was like... Like being like he could work at Barstool and he wrote back something like... He said that's not a compliment. That's not a compliment. And so we were like... The comment was like you're so funny like you would be great at Barstool. And he was like that's not a compliment. So then we were like...
Which I told him to his face yesterday. We were talking about it. And I was like, look, like that. And I said, hey, we really wanted to have you on. And then we saw that. We were like, you know what? He's not coming on. Yeah, we really. And we were laughing. And there's just a long, and it's kind of nuanced. It's kind of silly. It's just funny. Like, you know, he used to work at Bleacher Report. Now he's at Complex. There is just this, like, kind of deep-rooted...
pretty petty feelings back and forth. In the early days, Dave and Big Cat would really make fun of Bleacher Report and the content that they were doing and vice versa. The Bleacher Report people didn't like the Barstool people. It was a whole thing. So he was like, ah, I kind of had those ideas. He was saying that actually I guess he had made a video at Bleacher Report when he first started and he was really young and Dave and Big Cat made fun of the video. Yeah.
And, you know, he had a little chip. And just like we did about his comments. Exactly. He had a little chip. He had a little chip. So we were laughing about it. And, yeah, we were just having a good time laughing. And Wes was supposed to do this wing eating competition. And I didn't really tell anybody. Oh, she's jumping down. I didn't really tell anybody that I was. She is shedding so much recently. I did give her a bath last night. Probably because the weather is getting warmer. Yeah.
And I didn't tell anybody, like, oh, I'm going to come to the festival, whatever. And they're getting ready to do the wing competition. I'm like, ugh. And Wes is like, you got to do it. I'm like, no. I'm like, no, I really don't want to do this. After I was asked for, like, the third or fourth time, I was like, all right, you know what? I'll do it. I'll go up there. I'll eat a very ladylike amount of wings, not hurt myself.
and be fine. And that's what I did. The wings were honestly delicious. But they were like a little too saucy for a wing eating competition. You know, like they were sitting in a pool of sauce. I didn't have a hair tie. Like so many things. You're like, I'm trying to eat these wings. Um,
I had four wings was a very appropriate amount. Yeah, that's a low number for a contest. It absolutely is. We were given 15 wings and two minutes. Oh, okay. So it was like, if you can eat all 15, only one guy ate all 15. Gotcha. But no, they were honestly delicious wings, but they were a little like jerk, they were jerk spiced. So there was a little kick to them, but they were delicious. Yeah, that sounds good. But it was fun. It was a good time. And...
Yeah, you know, maybe Wes will come on the show. I was going to say we can talk about it with him on the show. That would probably be funny. But it definitely it definitely. Yeah, I woke up. So I took a deep nap on Sunday and I woke up and I I had text messages from you and a voice note. Yeah, but I checked my Instagram first and I looked at your story and
And I was like, is that Fran in a wing eating contest? I had the same reaction. And I was so confused. But then I went to my messages and I had a voicemail from you explaining all of this. So I was like, oh my God, okay. I thought I was still dreaming. I was like, I'm looking at Fran in a wing eating contest right now. But it was really funny because, I mean, I have to talk about this. No, we had a very summer house filled weekend. Yeah, I have to talk about this. But.
We had a wedding Friday. One of Matt's friends from high school got married. Lovely wedding. Lovely night. Hung out with some friends on Thursday night, Friday. And then Saturday we had a good like New York City night. We went to Emilio's Blotto for dinner and then which is just is so good. I had amazing wings there. Chicken wings with like some spicy peppers. It was actually aren't they so fucking good? Oh my God. They were. I would never think to order those there. So we when they said the specials. Yeah. Um,
I looked at the group. I said, you guys think when I'm thinking about these wings? And Leah and Ryan were like, you know what? We whispered to each other. Should we get the wings? So we got the wings. Fantastic. Fantastic wings. And we were going to Little Sister after, which is a club in New York City. And we meet up with Kelly and Tommy. Some of Matt's friends are with us. No Noah. No Noah because he was on a bachelor party.
And we get to the club. We have our little section. And I look to my right. And in comes walking in. Lexi Wood and her entire family. I'm not kidding. I felt like I was dreaming. Because Lexi walked in with her mom. Her sister. Her dad. It was just them at the section next to us. And I genuinely.
felt like I was having an out-of-body... I had to sit down. I was like, oh my god. Because me and some of the other girls I was with, they watched Summer House and they were like, we feel like...
it's very life imitating art you're like oh my god all they do is talk about how Lexi's with her family and now family and here she is yes and I was like I cannot believe this is happening right now yeah and I'm watching this in in real life they're joking about her going to the club with her parents here she's at the club right and I was
And I was like, oh my God, it is happening. It is happening right in front of my eyes. She's doing the thing. She's doing it. Save the line. That's what it felt like. That Leonardo DiCaprio point. Yeah. He's like, yeah, that's literally what I felt like. And I just lost it. I was like, I cannot believe this is happening, but I just couldn't believe it. I was like, oh my God, I'm watching the TV show in real life right next to me. And I texted you, no,
No less than 20 times about it. I did wake up. It was like 1 a.m., 3 a.m., 4 a.m. It was like a couple separate occasions. Yeah, I was very much asleep. But I did laugh when I woke up and got to watch it all happen again. Yeah, I really was... I was, you know, like you said, life imitating art. I just couldn't believe my eyes. You're like, holy shit, she's doing it. Yeah, she's doing the thing. She's doing it. That was very funny. So then when you...
We're with Wes on Sunday. I was like, oh my gosh, we're in the show. I know. We're in the show right now. We're in the show. Really spectacular weekend. There's a new bagel place. Wes was asking if we would ever want to go out for a partay. Did you tell him I'm going to be there for my birthday? Yeah, I did. I did. No, I was laughing because he was joking. He was just like...
I was like, would it be weird though? Like if we came and then like, I said, Rihanna's biggest thing is like if we go and then like Paige and Amanda are like, what the fuck are you, like Paige, Amanda, Sierra are like, what the fuck are you guys doing here? And we're like, oh, what's the dressing invited us? Yeah, right, right. It's like, how did you guys get invited here? What are you doing? I think it would be fun to go. I think it would be too, but. But I said to him, I said, I don't know if it's like,
I love watching it so much. I'm like, I don't know if I want to break the wall. Well, right. It's like McDonald's. Like, I don't want to see how it's made. Exactly. You know? Exactly. Just give it to me. Exactly. Like, I love hanging out with them.
all people like the cast members like in and around new york but like when they're actually filming the show right i feel like it would feel like when like in space jam when you're like you like went into that world you'd be like whoa yeah oh yeah i like what happens naturally unless your family walks into the club and you're like whoa how did you guys get here and they're like like watching them film the show is like then you're what you're watching how the sausage sausage get made you know right exactly yeah honestly lovely weekend though there's a new uh bagel place that opened up in
in Jersey City that does not deliver. So it forced us to walk there, which was really nice because sometimes, you know, you wake up Sunday, you don't want to do the whole thing. I'm like, now we're going for a group. We had some friends sleep over. So we were like, let's fucking go for a walk to this new bagel spot. And oh my gosh, it hit the spot.
it hit the spot it's called cheeches and um i had a a delicious latte iced latte and i had a french toast bagel oh and it was wow french toast bagel yeah i can't remember the last time i had a french toast bagel well we honestly woke up late and so we got there late and by the time we got there they only had a couple of bagel selections left one of them being the french toast bagel we were like this kind of feels like a sign it kind of feels like and it
it just looked so good. And we were like, damn. So, so it was a lovely Sunday morning walk, which I'm glad I did because then I proceeded to take a nap for four hours, you know, which was a little disorienting. And then I'm watching you scarfing down wings in the middle of Brooklyn. So it was like a little, you know, but,
But, yeah, I'm feeling energized for the week, though. You know what I mean? I'm filled with energy, even though a lot of things happening this weekend. I'm ready to go, ready for the week, and then go right into Memorial Day weekend. Hell, yeah. Yeah, hell, yeah. Noah? Noah, bachelor party? That was a bachelor party. It was fun. Did you hit up Uptown Social? I did hit up Uptown Social. Shout out Uptown Social. They did hook it up for us. Oh, that's nice. You're welcome. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like the same thing when we went there, like that whole section. Oh, lovely. Oh my God, so you were the man of the bachelor party. Let me tell you, they're, yeah, well. He said it, not me. Yeah, yeah. And everyone's like, Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah. Noah saved the bachelor party. Noah's the fucking man. Someone was like, because we were trying to think of what to put on. Their hospitality team at Uptown Social is like 10 out of 10. They are fantastic. We had like light up rings on our fingers. Oh, shit. The confetti things and like.
Wow. Yeah, it was fun. It was fun. And it was like so hot. It was like 95 degrees in Charleston this whole weekend. Was the groom happy with the festivities? Yeah. Steve, I think he was happy. Shout out, Steve. But yeah, it was fun. Just went to the beach, you know, went out in Charleston. Where we were staying, I didn't realize like- Isle Pink? It was like 45 minutes from like the main point of Charleston. Yeah, yeah. It's far from King Street. It's far. But yeah, it was a solid weekend. Yeah.
It was kind of like...
I took that 6 a.m. flight. And you made it. So people were still partying and stuff, and I was just like, I'm leaving, packing up. Yeah, we were texting Noah at like 4 in the morning. He was on his way to the airport, and we were just leaving. He was so jealous. He was like, oh, I'm so missing out and everything. No, I did, yeah. I'm proud of you for making your flight. Yeah. No, it was... Honestly, I didn't hate it, because then I slept on the flight. No, I was going to say it was nice, and then it was nice to be home. I was in my bed in New York at 9 a.m., so then I just...
Slept and There you go Yeah it was a good weekend Solid Love it Solid Love it Alright shall we get into the rest of the episode? Yeah let's do it Yeah there's nothing really too crazy happening But we'll talk about some things that's going on Some good TV Yeah there is some good TV Brittany Furlan and Tommy Lee split up You know what I thought these two crazy kids were actually Love is dead Love is dead I thought these two crazy kids were gonna make it
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So it seems as though Brittany Furlan and Tommy Lee are splitting up. I thought, you know what's crazy? Like, I, for some reason, thought that these two just, you know, they've been together for a while. They have been together for a while. They've been together for a while. And I thought, did Tommy Lee meet his match in Freak World? No, he won't. Because I honestly think...
He's just not the best of guys. And I think we know that. And it's been shown, obviously documented for the world to see. So I guess this isn't the most surprising thing in the world. Yeah. But they had been together for a while. So I thought, you know, I wasn't expecting to hear it. I do agree with you on that. Brittany posted a TikTok on Friday where she had said, I've been going through a lot in my marriage, which is not anyone's business. Right.
She said she's been living in a hotel amid tough times in their relationship. She claimed, oh, she also claimed that she's been harassed by somebody on TikTok, on TikTok, on social media. She claimed she was catfished on social media by someone she presumed to be following in reverse. Frontman Ronnie Radke, this person allegedly harassed her for two weeks, she said.
I told my husband everything. I said I've been talking to whoever I thought this was on Snapchat. He says it's not him, cool, whatever.
Because I'm a good person, I mean, I'm not a good person for talking to someone while I'm married, but I've been going through a lot in my marriage. No excuse. So I come clean to my husband. So it sounds like she's got... There's other things going on. So it sounds like she was talking to somebody who she... She didn't name the person she thought she was talking to, but she was being catfished by this man. She thought it was the front man of a band, and it was not. And it was... She's being catfished. Tommy allegedly freaked out and messaged the alleged catfish. However, the social media user said their relationship...
With Britney wasn't as one-sided as Britney had explained it to be. Yeah, so that I think there was more info that Tommy found out that he didn't like. She said that now she's asking for this user. I don't even know if she really knows who it is.
To leave her alone. She said, this is embarrassing for me, embarrassing for my husband. This whole fucking thing is embarrassing. I've been struggling with shit at home and I'm in a fucking hotel. Like, leave us alone, bro. I'm done. Yeah, so she was obviously not happy. Honestly, sounds no good for her. Anyone can think what they will. All good. Yeah, does not sound good. Sounds like a really tough time for her. And...
Yeah. I can't imagine. She's supposed to have said after TMZ had said that they had split after six years of marriage. I can't imagine being in a hotel room alone. You got this catfish situation on your hands. You're separated from your husband. Your husband is Tommy Lee, which can't be easy. So I think there's a lot of factors in this that are making this probably madness for her. What I would like to say, though, is or, you know, speculate on, I guess it's like, OK,
Brittany Furlan, she's coming clean being like, I was messaging with this guy who I thought was this guy, but I was really being catfish. You know, the whole thing, not good stepping out of her marriage.
We believe Tommy Lee was a dedicated husband. Oh, I mean, yeah. I don't know. I would lean towards no. You know? Like, I wouldn't be so surprised if Tommy Lee was also stepping out of his marriage. I definitely am more surprised that this fell on Brittany's side of things. That it's like, oh, you're with Tommy Lee, married, whatever. And you, I mean, gosh, that's got to be... Like she said, it's embarrassing. You know, like, that's tough. Where it's like, you think you're talking...
to another rock star. Yeah. She's got a thing for rock stars. Yeah. You think you're talking to a front man of a band and that like maybe gives you, maybe in your head you're like, ah, well, you know, he's also in a band, like all these things and it's just not. And then you get your shit blown up. Yeah. Yeah. That's really unfortunate. Yeah. But also, if either of them are stepping out, they're also not good. So it's like, you know, bad all around. But,
Tommy Lee just has a horrible track record. Correct. Yeah. Correct. So. Yeah. Yeah. So this is normally the part of the segment where I'd say, oh, I hope these crazy kids work it out. And I don't know if I hope that. I don't really think I am either. Like, I just think, you know, that's just the way the cookie crumbles for these two. This is how it ended.
Right. And I know it's like a cliche to bring up Pamela Anderson, but it's like, you know, what Pamela Anderson went through with Tommy Lee, too. We all know it and we've all seen it. It's just it's no good. Yeah, it's no good. But did you see that quote from Lorde over the weekend? Yeah.
Which one? I did see one quote from Lorde. And I want to say it was that she watched the... If it had to do with Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson, no, I didn't see that. I think it was. I think it was. She did a whole spread in Rolling Stone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she said that...
that she watched Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee's sex tape and she was moved by how beautiful she found it. She shared the update during a new interview with Rolling Stone. I mean, she said a lot of kind of, what? Like, there was a lot of quotes that went viral from this Rolling Stone piece where people were like, question mark? Question mark? She also spoke about her experiences with MDMA and other different kinds of like psychotherapy things. But...
like these dealing with stage fright and all these other things but she did explain that drugs led her to a feeling a sense of freedom in her body and mind for reasons she wasn't aware of led to her watching the infamous sex tape made by Anderson and and Tommy Lee I found it so beautiful and maybe it's fucked up that I watched it but I saw two people that were so in love with each other and there was this purity she said you watched it in 2022
What the fuck?
Yeah. So I feel like if I was Pamela Anderson, I'd be like, shut up. Stop talking. No, no. So now everyone else is going to go. Right. There's a lot of layers to it because you did say maybe I should have watched it. Right. Maybe you shouldn't have promoting it to other people. Yeah. This is beautiful. There's a lot of layers to it. Yeah. To have that reaction to it is sort of nice. Like, yeah, these two people were so in love. They loved each other so much. They filmed it. Whatever. The dangers of being so free, but you don't think that that's going to come back. Yes. Yeah.
But at the same time, Pamela Anderson has endlessly spoken about how much this affected her life. Yeah. And, like, how unhappy she was with the TV show that they created about it and everything that went on that, like, it really, really disrupted her life. So, you know, it is...
Sort of a sticky situation To bring that up Right you're like Knowing Maybe You don't Keep that one in Yeah You know what I mean Yeah You watched it Keep that private Because No one was looking For Lorde's opinion On their sex tape No No one was like We have to know We have to know Lorde's opinion On Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson Sex tape No
Nope. Yeah. We didn't. It's also just something that is so interesting to truly, you know, free will is a crazy thing to just bring up on your own. Right. She wasn't asked about it because why would she be? No. In what world would she be asked about that? Why would she be? It's just something that you gave that information willingly. Yep.
On your own. Your hands were not tied. No. They were free and the dangers of freedom. Yeah. Really. Really. It all comes full circle. It does. You know. It does. Yeah. Quite an impactful statement there. But yeah, I saw that this weekend. I remember that. I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. Sure. Right. It's also like made it sound like she had an experience with therapy or the use of drugs or whatever. And that somehow was like led her to be like, let me watch this.
let me watch this sex tape i don't know the mind is a funky thing you know what i mean yeah where you can pop a couple shrooms or whatever it is or what did she say mdma so i guess what is that yeah yeah whatever yeah and then you end up and your brain goes straight to tommy lee and pamela right your brain somehow right you're like what sex tape can i get my hands on right now yeah
I've done psychedelics before and I never ended up watching their sex tape. Well, yeah. Never say never, Noah. Yeah. Well, now the next time. Yeah. You never know. Never say never. Never say never. Wow. No, I didn't see that one. I saw some other quotes. That one didn't come across my desk. Well, you're welcome. Yes. Thank you for sharing that with the group. Yeah. So, you know, Brittany and Tommy. Brittany Furlan is...
We will be getting more information out of this because it's someone who shares their life on social media like she has. I would assume we will be getting...
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Obviously, the Diddy trials have been going on and Cassie testified in court in front of Diddy, which we can only imagine how hard that could be for Cassie to have to relive everything she went through with that monster of a man. But there has been a lot of talk about her husband and where he stands and how does he feel hearing these things. And he actually put out a video
very powerful statement about the situation and it makes you feel really happy that they found each other because his statement you know yeah I love what he said it was very much in the world realm of like you know he did not break her which I thought was he put out a statement through their lawyer and
He said,
She did the work of fighting the demons that only a demon himself could have done to her. All I've done is love her as she has loved me. Her life is now surrounded by love, laughter, and our family. This horrific chapter is forever put behind us, and we will not be making additional statements. We appreciate all the love and support we have received, and we ask that you respect our privacy as we welcome our son into a world that is now safer because of his mom.
Yeah. Literally like gave me chills. I said, what a beautiful statement. Just a great example of a man being there to support his wife, standing up for his wife, but also acknowledging that, you know,
She did the work. She saved herself. She got to this place that she can stand up and tell these stories and talk about all the extremely traumatic, horrifying events that she went through. And he'll be there supporting her along the way because it's some of these descriptions of the courtroom, right? Like, she's up there. He's in the room. Diddy's kids are all in the room. It's really...
Really pretty crazy. And of course, Diddy's... Of course, they're trying to come at Cassie in so many ways of like, well, then why does she do this? And why does she say that? And all these things. And it's just like... It's like she was so brainwashed. 100%. And really like stuck in the cycle. And my God, what a... I know, obviously...
There are a lot of lawyers that work for terrible, terrible people. And that is their job. But in situations like this, it really always blows my mind. Like how is somebody up there defending? Yeah. Yeah. No, I totally agree. Be like, let's you know what we're going to do. We're going to try and discredit Cassie in every possible way because and let's let's let's use the fact that.
yes, she was in love with him against her. Right. And try and say that that, like, she was...
not subject to this abuse because of that yeah right that can't possibly make somebody feel good to get up there and discredit this woman because yeah it is so clear that she was brainwashed she was manipulated she was groomed by Diddy and people want to dissect different parts of what she said and be like well you know she said that she didn't want to be replaced and then those things and it's like well those were feelings that she felt at the time because of the abuse
abuse and manipulation that Diddy was putting on her and making her believe these things. And Diddy made her feel like she would have nothing without it. And like she was he was going to strip everything away from her so
Clearly, these things played a factor and messed with her mind. And now she's out of it and can reflect back on that and be like, wow, I was in such a dark place. Like he was making me believe all these things. So for some people to like not understand that, I don't really get. I'm like, how do you believe that she just wanted to be a part of this? Like the things that she's saying happen. Like how would you possibly believe that? So it is insane. But Cassie's husband releasing that statement was ridiculous.
really powerful for everyone to read and see because people had been talking a lot about him and wondering how he felt being in the room and watching all of this. So it's great that she has a great support system by her side for such a dark time because this really is
continues to go on. More things continue to be released to the public. And wow, it just is like so really fucking crazy when you think that all this shit was happening because
behind the scenes and none of the general public knew like maybe you know people in hollywood or different celebrities knew what was going on but us the general public having no idea and just thinking oh these are a couple people in hollywood celebrities living their life and all this crazy disgusting shit is happening behind the scenes it's really just icky yeah it really is so absolutely yeah absolutely and i hope that like alex said that you know cassie can
Move on. We know she's obviously pregnant right now. They're going to have a son very soon and just live in her current reality with a beautiful family. Yes. Yeah. Absolutely. Moving on. Big week for New York. The Knicks. Yeah. Yeah.
Timothee Chalamet. King of New York. King of New York, truly. I mean, he was being pulled out of cars. The videos of him riding through New York City of his black SUV. His bodyguards grabbing his ankles. And Timothee Chalamet, skinny little boy. He could have been yanked out of that car. Let me tell you something. Timothee Chalamet could have...
been yanked out of that car and crowd surfed from like 34th and 7th to like 28th and 7th yeah it was packed like he they would have carried him down the block like he was Jesus Christ himself no and honestly they should have and his security should have just let him do it like if he just
He would have crowd-served down the whole thing. I think people would have treated Timothy with respect. I think they would have just propped him up and they should have just let him be carried down the streets of New York City instead of being dragged. His security guard was pulling him back in the car because people were just yanking at him, but he wanted to be a part of it. Oh, yeah. He was pumped. He was pumped. I think maybe that's part of the reason the energy in New York right now is just top-notch. People are excited. They're happy. So...
Seeing this is really funny, and I can't wait to continue watching Timothee Chalamet's journey in watching the Knicks. And honestly, I just really hope he doesn't get his heart broken because poor little Timmy if he gets his heart broken. I got worried because I almost felt like Kylie Jenner was like a good luck charm. Things were like they were going to the games together, and Kylie's out on vacation now cheering Kendall off, frolicking wherever they are. And I was like, oh no. Get back to the game. You're missing game six. Mm-hmm.
But, you know, obviously it worked out. And I'm sure she'll be back for this next series. When does it start? Wednesday. Game one is Wednesday. Wednesday. Yeah. Yeah. So should be very interesting. No. Indiana. No. Who's the higher seat? Yeah. Indiana. Maddie would know. New York. So it's in New York on Wednesday. What seat is Indiana? Yeah.
They're like, are they four or five? Oh, okay, okay. But it is funny because we work so closely to MSG. So sometimes now I'm like, oh, I got to walk a couple avenues over just to avoid MSG because it's just chaos around MSG. We are very, very close. It really is. It really is. But Timothy, Russell Wilson, Jordan Woods, they all went out Friday night with fellow Knicks teammates. They were all there. All the starters, all the big names, all the big names.
Source told Page Six, this is like somebody who just clearly loves the Knicks. The team really is best friend vibes. They just wanted to celebrate together and they really love each other. Oh, yeah, that's sweet. That is. But apparently they headed down to Chez Margot. Me pack me packing district's private members club, which apparently Taylor Swift has also frequented.
Despite being in a celebratory mood, though, we're told the Knicks players turned down offers slash a handful of members that the Lux Social Club made to send them complimentary bottles of champagne. They are locked in and were just there to celebrate the win. A lot of them weren't drinking. They shared the bottles with their fans instead. They're very appreciative and thankful for their fans for this city. For this city. Yeah. Fuck yeah. So that's so exciting. It is very exciting. It was fun. It is great energy in New York, I will say. I know it's...
as somebody that doesn't always root for the Knicks. Like right now I'll root for the Knicks. And my husband is a big Knicks fan. So it was very, very...
It was fun to see. You know who was, like, his cousin is, like, the biggest X-Fan ever. It was also his birthday. Yes, I saw that. On Friday, game six. I've never seen someone happier in my entire life. Yeah, that's a good birthday. That's a good day. Really never seen anybody happier. Yeah, no, 100%. And it's great. And you love, it's great energy. You know, you're walking up and down the street. I came home Friday, like,
And I had a little buzz on. But it was the game had just ended. And people were kind of trickling down the blocks, down 7th Ave. And I took Olive out. And anybody in a shirt, I was like, hey, go Knicks. You're just throwing them out left and right. And they were going, ah, bing bong. Everyone was screaming bing bong down the street. You know, the whole thing. So it's good vibes. I'm hoping Timothy is courtside for every game. I'm sure he will be.
He better be. Yeah. I can't imagine he won't. No, I think he's canceling all his plans. Yeah. If Timothy has any plans in the near future, I'm sure he's told his agents and managers that he can not attend. He has other things on his schedule going on for sure. Absolutely. All right. That wraps up the topics.
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All right, let's get into the Weekly Watch Report where we talk about the things we watch this week. Weekly Watch Report on Monday. Weekly Watch Report on Monday. Weekly Watch Report on Monday. Weekly Watch Report on Monday. So here are the things that I watched this week.
Caught up on the studio. I love this show. So good. I really do. I'm all caught up. I'm up to date. And I love the last episode. This last episode was so funny. Zoe Kravitz eating the chocolate. No, it was so good. Dave Franco is hilarious. Oh my God. And it's just, it was top notch. I gave it all three episodes an A.
I just love anything having to do behind the scenes, movie making. Like, I just love it. Like, well, it reminds me of Entourage. Yeah. It's just like, I love it. So I give it an A. You know what I also love? Katherine Hahn is so fucking funny on the show. The Golden Globes episode.
I was crying laughing with the Sal Saperstein. And I just wanted to... That's me! That's me! I honestly was dying. And I gotta be honest, you mentioned how you were getting annoyed by Seth Rogen's character more. I'm actually getting less annoyed by his character because I've now...
It's gone up and down, I think. No, because in the beginning, I was like, oh my God, he's so annoying. But now that I've learned that, like, okay, this is just his character. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Golden Globes episode was just the one where I was like, oh my God. Well, you're just, you cringe. It was so, yeah. You cringe. The Kool-Aid cast episode also. Oh, so.
so funny I mean the episode was top notch it was so funny but I give it an A all around I love it I wish I had more episodes to watch I'm set when it ends what's this Adam Scott like did a full Instagram post oh no I didn't see that like Sal Saperstein oh no I didn't that's very funny though no that episode all of them were top notch and I just fucking love Zoe Kravitz so yeah yeah
Amazing. Him just nods up going, it's an old school Hollywood buffet. Right. The amount of times I'm going to use that, it's an old school Hollywood buffet. Old school Hollywood buffet. He's like, I told you it's not an old school Hollywood buffet. And he came back into the hotel room and she's like, oh, I've missed you for hours. He's like, it's been like one minute. It's been 30 seconds. So good. So good. Your friends and neighbors? I just caught up to the newest one. I'm on episode six now, I think.
I have a couple that we watched two last night, so I'm still behind. I'll give that a B-. How many are out? Six, seven? I think there's eight. There's seven out. Oh, seven. No, I think there's eight. Eight is this week. Oh, okay. So I think we watched six. I'll give it a B-. I think it's a good, you know, solid watch. Yeah, it's solid. Solid watch. Some classic Jon Hamm. Yeah, just some. I haven't watched it yet. You know what?
God, I'll say it. Okay. There's like a scene. I'm probably going to want to cut this. There's a scene where he's having sex, whatever, and she's like, your dick is so big. And I just immediately started thinking back to those John... Remember when it was like John Hamm? John Hamm does have a big dick? Yeah, like it was like a thing. Like John... No, I think it's...
Jon Hamm. I think it's known. Right. And people see, I brought this up. People see the, I brought this up recently. People see the, the bold. I brought this up recently to you guys privately off the show because I was telling Matt about it. I was like, have you, I was like, have you ever heard of Jon Hamm having a big dick?
Well, yes. I don't know why I'm acting like he's shocked. I've heard it. You have. 100%. I brought it up to Max. I was like, you don't know about Jon Hamm's... You haven't heard about Jon Hamm's dick? And he was like, no, I haven't. Oh, my God. The gray pants? Yes. And then I brought it up in our group chat. And Kelly was like, duh. I mean, am I surprised? No, but I didn't know. Noah was like, I didn't know about this thing. No, but it was in 2017. It was a thing. Jon Hamm was being talked about a lot. Yes. So...
sicko over here in my head when she was like oh my god your dick is so big I was like Jon Hamm here we are again yeah here we are probably put that line in himself that's what I was thinking I was like is this a easter egg
because of the the talk because i think maybe he made a joke about it once yeah yeah yeah it really did become a thing because of those pictures viral because the picture yes okay so i'm no pervert it was a thing no no thank you um paul american yeah oh i haven't caught up i'm not caught up oh we're gonna talk about wogan paul's tiktok oh shit
So Logan Paul... He got us. He got us real good. He sniped us. Logan Paul sniped us. He sniped Claudia, he sniped Grace, a couple other people talking about Paul American. And he made a TikTok compilation. And it starts off with friends. Wait, that was Logan Paul? It was Logan Paul's TikTok. I mean, Logan Paul, I'm sure, didn't make it himself. Logan Paul posted that on TikTok. It was posted on Logan Paul's TikTok. I sent that and I just like...
I was like, oh yeah, it's like a fan compilation. No, no, no. Logan Paul's TikTok. Literally, Rhea's like, I cried. I'll admit it. Rhea was like, I'm embarrassed to say I even cried. I'm like, are you fucking serious? It's me opening the video. Opening on Fran. And then I'm like, I cried. We got sniped by the Pauls. They know how the internet works. And you know what?
Good marketing. Once again, the machine. We're watching how the machine works and this is how they do their job. Oh my God, that's crazy. We got pulled into the machine. We did. We got pulled into the machine and whose fault is that? Our own. Can I say it looks like you are wearing an arm cast right now? No, it doesn't.
I know, I was sitting weird. Okay, Ariana Grande. Yeah. I mean, wow, it looked like you broke your arm. Paul American. Why am I blanking on which episode was this week? It would have been seven or eight, I think. Oh, it was the episode...
This was, it was eight. It was the one. This past week was eight. With the one where. Post birth, so. Yeah, where Logan's like, my baby's first flight is on a private jet to go see her uncle fight Mike Tyson. It was that one, I think. I haven't watched him. I haven't watched, so I don't know. I can't tell. I'm behind. You guys are behind on Paul and American? Yeah. I gave up on. Sadly, I've only watched episode seven. Not gave up. I just like, it just isn't in my rotation anymore. I don't know what happened. I just. Well, you ain't making the TikTok cut. Seriously. Yeah.
You're not being used as free promotion. Right. We were used. We deserve to get paid for that. It would be funny if you tuned in for any more of the recaps because all the other stuff is just like, Logan Paul's an asshole. Right. I mean, I'm sure they've heard some of that too. Yeah. But you're not going to use that in it. I'll give it a B. Yeah. It's high praise. Not really. I mean, B is like, it's good. Yeah, on the reality TV scale. What do you think it has on Rotten Tomatoes?
I don't know a 99 I'm kidding I mean Grace made a good point like it is like it's very well made production wise a 43 yeah well yeah reality you know sometimes yeah I can't imagine like does reality TV ever get a super high yeah I'll give it a B Summer House yeah big breakup I'll give this a B- yeah
I don't know. I'm kind of just like sick of this storyline. And it might be because... Every episode I keep thinking it's the finale because I'm like when... I'm excited for the finale because we need some other things to talk about besides Jesse and Lexi. And I also think it's because Jexy... Wow, Jexy.
What could have been? Damn, Jaxi's a good one. What could have been? With Jesse and Lexi, the press run that they're both on has made it even more... It's not helped. No, it has not helped. Especially on Jesse's side. Especially on Jesse's part. It's like he really... Have you seen the clips of him on Tink's podcast? Yes! It's awful. I've just been seeing clips. It's bad. And my God, I mean, granted they're like fan clips, but like, so I'm sure they're trying to like, they're putting out the worst moments on purpose, but...
One, the chemistry between the two of them was weird. I'm not sure I picked up on that because I didn't watch enough to pick up on some chemistry. Chemistry in a good way or bad way? No, kind of bad. I don't know. It just felt a little awkward. But there was one going viral about him talking about getting a cat and
During COVID. And then he rehomed the cat. Yeah. Not yet. You're going to get crushed for that one, pal. You're going to re... She was like, you rehomed the cat? Yeah. He's like, yeah, he's off with other cats and a family and it's better off. I'm like, well, I'm sure, but you know. I know. You made a very...
you know, you were in a, it was COVID. It's not like you were 16. I know. He's also talking about the next person he wants to date. He's dreaming big, so good for him. But he was like, you know, maybe a musician, actress, somebody in the entertainment field. He needs somebody that's like career driven. The way that he was. Which is sometimes the way he words things. The way that he was wording it being like,
you know the girls in the past I've dated like it's fine like whatever but like I'm looking for somebody who's like you know career about their career so like maybe like basically he was just saying he just wants to date somebody who's in the public eye like he was like it was like okay you if
I feel like he could have worded it in a way where he was like, it would be nice to date somebody who like, you know, could understand the lifestyle I live or something like that would probably be better than the way he worded it in which he worded. He kind of made it seem like girls who have other jobs that are not actors. Yeah, it just hasn't been good. It wasn't good on Watch What Happens Live either. Yeah.
I feel like we just had this, like, I feel like Andy. I saw that clip. I was like, it's the exact same thing. I feel like Andy relived the same moment we had with him on the podcast of like, you were jealous of West and Lexi. He's like, no, no, no, I was excited. And we're like, no, you weren't. And Andy was like, did you watch it? Like, I know, but it's like,
they're more like West was sitting there more in a position to be like no Jesse that's not what happened yeah I was like you know we weren't in a position to be like that's not what happened because we weren't there yeah no of course so I don't know but you know sometimes I'm happy people aren't like PR media trained yeah and then other times I'm like man they could use a little I know right I know I will say I don't know like Lexi's whole breakup with him on the show fine fair like they fair breakup like you guys should break up um
But it did feel like you're like really coming for him as like a liar and all these different things. And I'm like, I don't know if it was. I just don't know if it was that serious. It's just like that's what it's like very strong personal commentary on someone you've known for like four weeks. I just so just the whole thing really hurt.
blew up so so much I think Jessie's not been handling it well no at all no um and you know Lexi totally can feel the way that she wants to feel I don't really think at least from a viewer perspective I don't really think that Jessie is the reason why Lexi like didn't end up close with the other girls I think Lexi is denying on camera a lot of like
The commentary about Sierra, we don't really know the truth. Because it's like Lexi saying she's not saying it. Jessie saying she is saying it. But the way at the table, right at the end, when she was like, you know, like, I don't trust you. I was like, you've definitely said some things and you're trying to hide it. And I also think...
We're watching the show, so things could be cut out. But we're never really seeing at the end of the night, Lexi going to try to hang out with the girls. No. Or, you know, whatever. I don't think that's Jessie's fault. No, and you're right. I think she's just going right into bed with Jessie. And that's what she was focused on. She liked this boy, and that's what she was focused on or whatever. But if you wanted to make relationships with the girls, you probably could have
spent a little more time, I think, trying to... instead of focusing on what Jesse was doing every night, which then would maybe... I don't know. It's very confusing because...
when we don't see everything it's like well was she trying and it's not something we're seeing i don't really know um but sometimes i think people like to blow things up as if it's a sand of another scandal right like the way that people react and treat like jesse and lexi and the whole thing and i'm like all right jesse's a fuck boy he fucked up he didn't treat her right he did some shitty things this little press story's on he's not saying the right shit and
And Lexi's on a whole media tour as well. But the way that people are treating...
It feels like, okay, this feels way blown up than it actually is. It's like, let's just, let's chalk it up as like, he's a fuck boy and he treated her shitty and they should both just move on from this. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And we all know it. Like, it's very clear his actions. Not good. Yeah. So I'll give that a B minus. Golf season is in full swing and getting out there to work on your game is bound to make any day even better.
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And I fell asleep. And then the next day, I was like, oh, we got to watch The Valley. And Matt's like, yeah, we got that one episode. I said, what do you mean we got that one episode? We got like three episodes to watch. He's like, I watched them when you fell asleep. I'm like, are you shitting me?
I fell asleep. Usually when I fall asleep and a show's on, he shuts it off because he's like, oh, well, watch. I'm like, you were so into this that you kept it on. He's like, I was. He's like, I can't even deny it. He's like, these people are nuts. Yeah. These people are nuts. I'm just picturing you sleeping in a Mardi, like eating popcorn. Right. He's like kicking his feet in bed. Like, oh my God. Like what's happening? So locked into the valley. So locked into the valley. I mean,
Seriously, what is wrong with these people? What the hell is wrong with these grown adults at this grown age to be acting the way that they do? It's insane. I know. It's incredible television, of course. But it's just like... I know. Wow.
I know. I mean, look, they're like, wow. I'm actually speechless. I don't even have a correct. Danny sneaking tequila in the pantry and being too drunk. He can't go to dinner. And they're all talking shit. Brittany was dreaming. I know. Then Brittany got, I mean, Brittany, that was projection and a lash out.
And I'm sure she would acknowledge that. And she knows that. She's like, how come I have to fucking air out every single thing about my relationship? And Danny's passed out drunk. And Nia's like, oh, he's just tired. I mean, yeah. It was just like, but Brittany was like going in on it. No, it was too much. It was. It was. It was. Well, you know. It was a little unfair, I think. Yeah. Because it's like,
As much as we understand she's not being like, ah, he's passed out drunk. They all know he's passed out drunk. Also, as viewers, we can watch. Right. We see it. We see that he's passed out drunk. Like, we're not going to be like, oh, he's so tired he can't get out of bed. Like, that's not a thing. No. He's drunk. He's drunk, yes. And he fell asleep. So.
Yeah, but I think they were all, like, they were all drinking, so that could have been a drunk lash out from Britney. Yeah. You know? Jessie and Michelle. I mean, Lord, why didn't people ask more questions about the gay guy depositing money into his bank account? It was like, that was kind of like... Yeah, Andy brought it up again on Watch What Happens Live. He was just like, yeah, it was a birthday gift from a friend. I don't know. Yeah. And it was just like, the way it all went down, it was like, how do people... Like, sometimes you ask yourself, like,
How do people end up hating each other this much? I know. Two people who were in love, you know, and I know it happens all the time. Yeah. But like two people who, you know, got married and the whole thing and they just end up fucking despising each other to this point. Yeah, you're throwing drinks in Facebook.
Calling each other whores and shit and like, you know, throwing dirt on the name left and right. And they're like, Jessie, can you just clear up that she's not... I'm the mother of your child. Yeah, and she's like, can you just clear up that Michelle is not a hooker? It's like, what am I...
What am I hearing right now And he's like yeah I know I should have said that Sorry It's like what And then she's like if anything You have something to hide A gay man is depositing money Into your account on your birthday It's like okay I forgot who it was Who like in the confessional was like Huh Yeah Excuse me
What are we just... Like, what's going on? Like, things are just... So... Yeah, things are getting thrown at left to right. The money thing is clearly, obviously, a deep part of this as well. And I feel like they keep using it. I actually laughed...
I laughed hard when Zach was like, no, we don't want him, Michelle. Don't try to pin him on us. Yeah. We don't want him. Yeah. Yeah. No. Very, very true. But yeah, quite a hellish trip to Santa Barbara. Yeah. Not really relaxing or anything. I mean, you know, the valley gets...
Probably an A minus. Yeah, it's up there. It's up there. You just feel a little shitty, you know, rating people's lives like this. But they're willingly signing up for it. Did you see that the ratings are low, though? Which is shocking to me. Really? I find that to be shocking. I do, too. And then I saw someone say they were like, oh, my God, this is going to be so annoying if the ratings are low. And Jax is like, of course they're low. I'm not on. Because he's not been in the episodes? Yeah. No, no, no.
But I find that to be like, how? How are the ratings low? Yeah, I'm shocked by that. Yeah, so was I. That's, I think, everything I watched. I think. I know you started the Karen Reid thing.
No, no, I want to. Oh, you didn't. Oh, you want to. Thank you for reminding me. Yeah, yeah. I knew there was something else that I want to watch. Thank you. Okay, that'll be tonight. I watched the first. I gotta write that down. I watched the first two episodes of it. We are, I mean, we're behind on the. I'm behind on Mormon lives. I'm behind on that. I'm behind on a lot of shit. We're behind. Well, we're just behind on the Karen Reid. Yes, the whole thing.
whole situation. I'm writing this down as a reminder. Because people have been talking about it, I mean, quite literally for years. But recently, it's taken on a whole new life because of the Max documentary that came out. Oh, I guess I can go back to saying HBO Max now? Yeah. I don't know if it's officially done. Is it not official yet? I don't know, but call it by its correct name. Yeah. So, there's five episodes. It's very much told from, you know,
Her perspective. So it's just it's fascinating. It's very interesting. What a crazy story. I know that there's so many, so many, so many, so many layers to it and things that have happened recently. So I don't even really have too much to say about it because I don't know everything. And I know there's people that are so deep into it and know like every single detail. But the documentary is very good. I watched it. I only watched the first two episodes, but I'll give it an A.
I found myself pausing and rewinding because if I looked down at my phone for too long, I was missing very important things. And I was like, okay, I gotta lock in here. Gotta lock in here. I find that to be...
The way I am with most documentaries. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, when I'm watching a documentary... Because you really need the facts. Yeah. When I'm watching a documentary, I like to put my phone down and really lock in. Reality TV, you can, you know, be on your phone, whatever. But for documentaries, you miss everything if you're on your phone for three minutes. Exactly. And then you're watching, you're like, wait, I don't understand what's happening. Summer House, I'll give a B. And The Valley, I'll give an A- as well. I watched...
The first two episodes of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. That season, the second season just came out. I also got, you know, kudos to these ladies because they really air it all out as well. They really share it all. You think they're getting a big check? I don't. Like a large enough check to be airing this all out? No.
Yes and no. No in the sense that like I don't know if the show paycheck is that much but like what the show brings. For them as people on the show. Because there is a now I'm I forget a lot of the there's like the new girl who's not a new girl she and Taylor were besties but they were in the whole swingers thing and there's been a lot of drama with them because it was like oh her husband actually like got feelings for Taylor and then it was a whole disaster and
Now they're like, oh, she wants back in on mom. They're not saying because of the show, but it's like, oh, now she comes crawling back to mom talk and all these things. And like, I don't know if we're ready to have her back in mom talk. And that whole conversation, she's trying to like grease them all up, like hosting parties and wanting to be friends with them again. And in the second episode, there is a conversation between Taylor and Dakota.
and her family they're sitting at a table it is one of the most astonishing things I've watched on reality tv in a while where Taylor and the first two episodes they're very open and Macy's helping her about like the girl that Dakota was texting and when they were quote unquote you know not together but he was texting Taylor like wanting to hang out but he was also texting this girl wanting to hang out and they like totally like playing both sides of the whole thing and
They're talking about this and Taylor's family is basically like, you know, this is your fault because yeah, you like he, he, you guys weren't together and you slept with him. So that's on you. Like you shouldn't have done that. And like, you can't be mad at him for talking to this other girl because you slept with him.
And it was just, I was wildly on my, because they were really trying to like push for her to forgive Dakota and like, oh, like be a family, like the whole thing. And like the brother, I'm like, what the hell is going on? I was like, what am I watching? And like, they're all, it's her, it's literally her family. And they're like, Dakota's at the table.
And it's like, oh, you know, he, it was almost felt like, oh, what's a guy to do? You know, you guys weren't together, but it's like, he was actively talking to her too and trying to hang out with her and like her and this other girl, they were like lining up the, she was looking, Taylor was looking at all of her texts and she was seeing like what Dakota was sending her when, like when they were together or like hanging out or whatever. But,
You're just thinking like her family would be like, yo, fuck Dakota. Like that's right. I know you guys weren't together, but like he is, you know, the father of your child. It's like that's you should not have this relationship. And they could not have shamed her more. It was crazy. Like I couldn't. I felt so bad for her. I was like, I really hope she dies.
is getting a lot of support. I know I've seen a lot of stories about it online because everyone was like, whoa, in the slut shaming. Like not, it's just was, it was crazy. But the first two episodes I will give, I'll give an A honestly. I mean, it's a, it's, it's good. That's high praise. It is. It is good. Those, those ladies know how to stir it up. Um,
I also started overcompensating on Prime. That's Benny Drama, you know, Skinner's show. Which I'm obsessed with for many reasons. But a little personal tidbit is that
Benny and myself were at Georgetown the same time freshman year. He obviously stayed at Georgetown and graduated. I did not. But he, you know, we had similar friends and my group of friends, like, you know, they know them too and...
And a lot of the show Is obviously based off that time Really? So it's really really cool To watch because I'm like oh my god There's so many like sneaky little Georgetown References in it that me and my friends Are absolutely dying over And the music is amazing and I was watching with Joe And he was like wait is this supposed to be when we Were freshmen in college? And I was like yes Because even he was like feeling the like nostalgia Like that's so cool I saw that he Posted
The video that He wrote that He started like Every pitch with Which I thought Was amazing Yeah yeah yeah The dancing Yeah yeah I think it was To Lucky right Yeah it was Like a Britney Spears song Yeah No the show is Really good Really funny And yeah Just like watching it From my perspective Is like awesome Because like there's So many little things Like
Just the school itself looks very Georgetown-esque. He named it Yates University, the gym on campus is Yates. And of course, he can't actually name a lot of things, but the library, there's so many things that really look so similar. Oh, I want to watch that too. And the bars and the pizza, you know,
Sitting on the curb outside of Domino's after being... There's just so many things I'm like, oh my God, we've loved watching. New student orientation, all these things. We've loved it. So I watched the first four episodes. It's really funny. I'm really excited to watch it. Really funny, really good. It's another way.
I'll give that an A. I think it's really good. Yeah, yeah. I'm loving it for many reasons, like I said. So, really pumped for him. Awesome cast. He's great, but the supporting cast is also so good. Adam DeMarco's in it. He's really great. And his podcast co-host is Mary Beth. She's in it as well. They play brother and sister. And...
Yeah, and like it's, you know, based on real life experiences that he has had. So it is really, really great and funny. And I want to say that's... Oh, no, the studio. I'll grade the studio as an A.
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one through five. I watched five Last of Us, episode five. So I haven't watched, this is my issue. I'm like, I rarely now I'm watching like live Sunday night. So episode five, I'll give a, I'll give a B. You know, I'm still very much locked in and I thought it was really interesting like the hospital situation with the spores down on that other floor and like the way that it all spreads, it just opens up another element to the whole, uh,
monster zombie whatever the hell you want to call him situation the and um i think that's everything but episode five what did i say b yeah i watch any of anything else movies no that's it so yep
I don't have a ton. I watched Studio. I'll give that an A. That one I felt like was closer to the first few that I really liked. Yeah, yeah. There was a few that were still good, but I didn't love them as much. I watched the Conan Mark Twain. It's on Netflix. Basically, that whole present. What would you call that? Like a...
Well, then he got the award. He got honored for the Mark Twain Award. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a whole... Is it the thing at the Kennedy Center? Yeah. Yeah. But there's a ton of good speeches. Like, so many celebrities were there. And very funny. And I love Conan. Actually, Rhea texted, like, our group...
a week or two ago being like, who do you guys think the funniest person in the world is? And that was my response and everyone was like, what? It just was not a response I was expecting. Yeah. I would not have guessed that for Noah either. No, that's why for Noah I just wouldn't have guessed that. I was just thinking like pound for pound. Yeah, I don't know. I love that you had an answer though. You know what I mean? And it's not like a... You could ask me on another day. Yeah, I couldn't think of my answer. So it was... It's tough, but...
But if you watch this, you would say, oh, a lot of other people feel that way too. For me, like right now, the funniest person and this, like Heather McMahon, like genuinely, like everything she does, everything she says, like I am obsessed with her. It's like sickening. Like I watch everything she does. Like I think she is so fucking funny. Like I'm like, oh my God, everything she does and says.
The Last of Us, I'm caught up. I watched the last night. Episode six. Last night was cool. I'm not giving anything away, but it's like they're going back in time. He's back, right? He's back. Yeah, thank God. I'm excited to watch. I apparently spoiled this for a lot of people last week. I'm so sorry to everyone. You've been spoiling shows left and right, allegedly. But here's the thing. You guys talk about it, and you're like, spoiler alert. And then I say, I just piggyback when it's my turn. Yeah, because then we get to you. Yeah, yeah. And people, I guess, think it's over. Yeah.
But yeah, I won't say who, but they go back in time and now we're back to like, and it's giving context to like everything this season. So this one I like more just because he's back. Yeah. I'll give this one a B. Like, I don't think I'll ever, I don't think I'll ever get back into the A range for the show, which is sad, but I'll keep watching. Can I ask a spoiler question? Spoiler, spoiler. Spoiler. Last of us spoiler question alert. Last of us spoiler question alert. Arnie Palmy alert. I see.
Is Pedro... He's dead. Dead? Dead. Big time dead. I heard about that. And I thought, well, I ain't going to watch now. No. I think that's how a lot of people felt. I was like, well, I wasn't on it before and I'm certainly not watching now. So that's why a lot of the discourse around it was because in the game he dies. Yes. So it was like they knew eventually he was going to die. I think people just didn't think it would happen so early in the second season. Yeah, that's what I heard.
But I think some people also thought they might have just switched it. Yeah, they also thought like maybe they just would change it. Yeah. Story. And my friends were talking about it Thursday night and they were like kind of bouncing around. I was like, guys, I'm never going to watch like you could you could talk. Yeah. And they're all like, I just can't believe Pedro. And I was like, wait, what? Yeah. I was like, I was never going to watch. But yeah, you see. Yeah. So like but because I was like, oh, my God, there because there was like there's a pretty significant time jump.
from like the end of the first season to where they are now, that there is a lot of in-between and like life in-between that he could come back for like flashback episodes and things. Gotcha. It's not the same. It is not the same. It is not the same. Yeah. But yeah. Yeah, even when it happened, I was like,
Oh wait, no, he's not going to die. Oh, what the fuck? Yeah. Well, you know what? I love a show that, you know, they, yeah. I mean, you gotta respect it. You gotta respect it. 100%. You gotta respect it. So, um, and then I watched your friends and neighbors, the most recent episode. Um, I like it. Uh,
yeah no we kind of had the same exact every week like i don't really know what to say about the show because it doesn't like it doesn't blow me away but i'm like oh it's it's a good show right right right but i do see some people being like this is the best show on tv and it's like power to you i just don't feel the same way but it's solid it's actually getting better i think now and um yeah i've always had the biggest crush on amanda pete so that's like she's great yeah that is a throwback one for sure yeah yeah
I just looked up her age out of curiosity and I was stunned at how old she is because I would have thought she was way younger. My guess is 48. My guess is 54. 53. But I would have thought she was like young 40s. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, so I'll keep watching it at the very least for her. What did you grade it? I'll give it a B minus. Oh, nice. Aligned. Yeah. It could probably be like this last episode was... It's getting interesting now. Definitely. I agree. But yeah, that's all I got, so...
All right. That's everything we watched. I actually wrote a couple things down that I'm excited to watch this week. Yeah, yes. So I'm happy about that. And we don't have an episode on Monday, Memorial Day, but maybe we'll do Weekly Watch Report on Wednesday. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Because it'll be a long weekend. We'll have a lot to catch up on. A lot to catch up on. Especially if it's like raining and gross. For sure. We'll cock sometimes. For sure. All right. That wraps up the Weekly Watch Report.
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