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What's up everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne Fran giving you that Friday energy on a Wednesday. And we're back! We're a clean pop! Yes. Clean intro. I'm really happy. You hit that. What? Yeah. It was crisp. Thank you. Thank you. It was like very nerve-wracking being back and like, oh, you don't want to fuck this up. No, I know. It's the first time people are hearing your voice in two weeks. I felt that way every time I did it. I was like, this doesn't feel right every time I did it. It just, you know, just came out naturally today. Thank God. Because...

it had to flow naturally in two weeks. We're back, ready to go. - Welcome back, honey. - Thank you, such a warm welcome back. - Back by popular demand, just like the sign says.

thank you for making me feel good about myself I really appreciate that and what a beautiful warm welcome from Olive waiting I know waiting for me waiting in the studio yep when I came back like honestly I opened up the door I saw your face but then it immediately went down lower not to your chest but to Olive and I was it was like such a warm welcome I know oh my god such a little Monty she was so sweet

She's a little sweetie pie. She came right into my arms. It was so sweet. She'll probably hang here this whole time. Oh, God. What a delight. I know. Truly. So how's everyone feeling? I miss you guys. I know. We miss you too. Oh, thank you. Happy to be back. We're very excited that you're home. Aw, thanks. Bittersweet. Yeah. I'm excited to be in normal life. Yeah. But also, obviously, you know, you wish you were still traveling the world. Did it feel like a fast two weeks or-

Because it felt like it flew by for us, I feel like. It's weird because it felt like it flew by, but then at the same time, I was saying to them...

It feels like your wedding was months ago. Well, that's how I feel. Like, it did feel fast, but at the same time, I feel like my wedding was a year ago. So I guess no. Which is just interesting because that's how I felt about my own wedding. So I guess now I feel that way about your wedding. Right, because you're like, oh my God, it was only two weeks ago. But yeah, I know. I was like, wait, literally the wedding, it's been less than a month. Not even close. It's already been three weeks. It's insane, but you live so much longer.

Like I've lived so much life since then. I have seen more in the past two weeks than I have in my life. And I think that's why it gets like when you're so active and busy, it just, it goes by. It goes by quick. It does. It goes by quick. I wrote down a couple of things in my notes that I really wanted to hit on. I have so many questions because I really want to hear about everything with your honeymoon and the traveling and the food and the fun and everything. But you did, you did come in hot.

hot with a story that you wanted to tell about your parents I did because I can't stop giggling about this story we should do that first I'll talk about that first because I genuinely like listen I don't want to overhype it because it might I might be like I had to be there moment yeah but I have been giggling about this for days now I can't every time I every time I think about it I just get this like like my face starts to hurt because I can't even oh my god okay so

My parents went to Turks and Caicos last week and us having been there recently, they were asking for recommendations and whatever. And they FaceTime Matt and I and they're like, you know, the day they got there, like, oh, my God, this is amazing. Like, where should we go? Which we eat? So I'm giving them all the restaurants that we had gone to. I'm like, you got to go to Infinity. You got to go to Vita. And I'm like, you know what? I'm going to look online for reservations for you guys.

To help you out. Like right now while we're on the phone. Like I'm just going to look up these reservations for you guys. So I get them Infinity. I get them Vita. I'm like boom you got these two. The conch shack. They're going to have conch. Nice. They did it all. So for Thursday at Vita which was the restaurant with the lemon spaghetti that we loved.

I'm like, you know, I checked the sunset time. I'm like 7.11 p.m. It's good sunset. 6.45 reservation. That's perfect. Boom. You guys are set. So after... No. So after... You have no idea. You have no idea. This has nothing to do... The sunset, by the way, had nothing to do with the story. I'm just throwing that out. That has nothing to do with... Like... No. Like you weren't booking at 6.45 Spanish time? The time had nothing to do with this. So...

After every reservation restaurant they went to, you know, they were there Sunday to Saturday. So Sunday night, I got pictures. Monday, Tuesday, I got pictures after every reservation. Pictures of the sunset, them smiling together. Oh my God, that's such a good recommendation. It was so good. I wake up Friday morning and I have a text message from Rezzy. That's like, you didn't show up to your reservation. Like, I was charged that I didn't show up to the reservation. So I text my parents. I'm like,

You guys didn't go? Because I never heard anything. So I was like, okay, something must have happened. Maybe they didn't feel well. They canceled. You guys didn't go? So I look back at my Rezzy notifications, and I had received this text on Thursday about an hour before...

About an hour before my parents went to the reservation, I got this text from Rezzy and I sent it to my parents and I said, I have no idea what the hell this means if you want to try it when you get there. The text said, you're due at Vita, or I guess it was 30 minutes. You're due at Vita in 30 minutes. Skip the line and whisper, I'm here for the giggle juice to the gelato bar.

I'm going to fuck up this word, maestros, to the Gelato Maestros to get behind the red door. So skip the line and whisper, I'm here for the giggle juice. So I sent it to my parents. I'm like, I have no idea what this means, but if you want to try it when you get there. So my dad's like, LOL, thank you. So I wake up Friday morning. I don't hear from them. And I have this thing that they never showed up.

So I text my parents, you guys didn't go. All of a sudden it dawns on me. I'm like, oh my God, did I book the wrong Vita? Did I book the wrong place? Oh my God, I did. I booked a Vita in Philly. So I booked a reservation for a Vita in Philly and my parents didn't text me, call me, nothing. So I'm obviously, I'm six hours ahead. So I text them, I'm like, oh my God, I booked the wrong place. Did they let you in? I'm standing in line at the airport and it hits me. I'm like, oh my God.

I sent them that text about the Giggle Juice. Do not tell me that they got up there and whispered Giggle Juice to the host and hostesses. Fran, my parents wake up the next morning. They call me with this grin, just a big grin on their faces, like...

No, you didn't book us at the right place. And your mother whispered giggle juice in the host's ear when we asked if they had a reservation under your name. They said my name, because I put it under my name. They said my name to the host. The host was like,

No, we don't have that. My dad spelled everything. Yeah, yeah. My mom apparently then leaned forward, whispered into the host ear, Giggle Juice.

And the guy apparently just stared at her and was like, what? Like he was not happy. Like he didn't know what the fuck just happened. And my parents said that my mom looked at my dad and was like, well, I'm not doing it again. Like clearly he doesn't know. And they said it was a whole thing. They did eventually get let in. But I was genuinely on the floor laughing so hard picturing my mom like lean into the host's ear. Yes. No, I mean, because we just...

Really, we're at that restaurant. I can envision the whole thing. And it is really nice. It's in like a five-star hotel. It's a gorgeous restaurant. My mom leaning forward, Giggle Juice. Because they thought, oh, we don't have her name. Right, right. We don't have the name. Yes. What's the password? That's what they thought. It all just went...

It all just went together perfectly. I wonder what this place in Philly is like, huh? I think it must be sort of like a speakeasy Giggle Juice situation. But I genuinely couldn't stop laughing about this for days. I was like, this is the perfect storm of things to happen where they don't have the reservation and you're whispering Giggle Juice in the host here. Oh my God. I was laughing. I like,

My face hurt laughing so hard because the way that my dad was telling the story and I was like, why didn't you text me? He was like, we just screams. He was like, we were so thrown off about what just happened. And they were, and the workers were thrown off that your mother was giggling, giggle juice in their ears. Yeah.

Vita, more behind the door. Indulge in Philly's newest Italian secret. That's the website for the restaurant in Philly. Apparently in Philly, if you just whisper... Book now on Rezzy. Yep, yep. So that's what happened. I genuinely died laughing. I was like, what a perfect combination for things to happen. That is so fucking funny. Oh my God. My mom did love the lemon spaghetti though. Imagine your mom going...

They were like, well, she wasn't going to do it a second time. Did they try and explain themselves to the host? No, I don't know if they showed him the text message. I think they must have been like, we got this text message being like, say Giggle Juice. And the guy was like,

I have no idea what you are talking about, lady. You guys are at the wrong place. I don't know what Giggle Juice you need, but it's not here. Yeah. Wow. It was genuinely so funny. But yeah, they were living it up in Turks. And I'm like, they're calling me constantly to talk about their vacation. And I'm like, I'm on vacation.

I'm on my honeymoon. I get it. Go enjoy. I'm so happy for you guys. That you guys are on your honeymoon. That it's like, I'm on my honeymoon. I get it. We'll talk when I get home. We'll talk when I get back. Yeah, no, it was incredible though. I can't even pick like,

a favorite place. I guess I'll just go down exactly what we did. Also, I'm sorry because this is, it's like wedding honeymoon talk constantly. If people don't want to hear it, they could skip. It's not really, it's not really at all. You know, some, some people do want to hear it. People have requested. I do. So we will talk about it. But yeah, we started off in Switzerland. I actually was

really sick the first day. Thankfully, I was able to get medicine on Sunday before we left because I knew I was coming down with something because my whole family was sick right before the wedding. And I knew I was coming down with some sort of sinus infection or whatever, but I was able to get medicine. Thankfully, I ended up feeling better pretty instantly. But the first day when we got there, I was really sick. But we stayed at this hotel, Park Hotel Vitznau in Vitznau, which is like 30 minutes from Lake Lucerne.

And it's this gorgeous hotel that like their prominent features, their spa. They have like all these different amenities like a sauna, steam room, a tanning room, the heated beds, cold plunges, igloo room. Like it's just like,

spa galore. So honestly, it was the best place to be sick because I was able to just like wake up and go in the steam room or just like do literally any of the amenities. But Switzerland was just drop dead gorgeous, like a piece of art. The whole it just looks like a painting. I mean, they don't have wind. I learned that, but they don't really have wind in Switzerland. I also wrote down this was my first note of the honeymoon was

It feels like no one is talking in Switzerland. Yep. And we did one like guide tour thing throughout our whole honeymoon, really. We went to Mount Pilatus in Switzerland and you take like the gondola up and then you go to the highest point, eat lunch there, and then you do the slide down. Yeah, it was sick.

do the slide down and we had a guide we did like a private tour and Santi Santiago he was lovely and he taught us all about Switzerland and he was like yeah they they don't have wind here and also if you notice when you're on the street like you can't really hear people talking and I was like thank you for bringing that up because we were walking around the town and

And we didn't hear... There were people. There were a ton of people. But we didn't hear anybody talking. And we were like... In our hotel, too. It's like we never heard people talking. We were like, what is...

what like you know it's just so not what we're used to in New York City and uh he was from Argentina and he was like yes like moving here you know was kind of a shock because we're used to very loud talking and they are very quiet here very peaceful the kids they go to school by themselves at six years old they take themselves to school at six years old they don't have they don't they don't have parent pick up or drop off because the kids are taking themselves to school like it's just you know when you learn so much yeah yeah yeah wow

What a culture. Really. And it's a beautiful place. But almost too perfect at times. You want to shake things up. You've heard me tell that story of when my whole family went to see Hans Zimmer in Zurich and we went into the arena and we were appalled. After the first song ended, we were cheering. Not a sound. It was a polite golf clap after every song.

Very... And no one was talking. Yeah, no. It was just very, very quiet at all times. But beautiful. But gorgeous. And like really just really relaxing from the start to the honeymoon. That's a good way to start for sure. Which we did purposely because we knew that the main thing of this hotel was their spa and we kind of knew that so that we would be able to relax before, you know... What's the best treatment you got? Did you get anything? I... So...

I was going to do a massage in Switzerland, but because I was sick, I didn't want to do the massage because I felt like, you know. So I ended up waiting until we went to Ibiza to get a massage there. So I was able to use all the amenities there at the spa, but I didn't get a treatment. Yeah, yeah.

I was kind of bummed a little bit, but I was like, this is so gorgeous. It honestly gave me more time to just sit by the lake. Yeah. You know? So that was a plus. I mean, one day that we were there, we literally did not... We got really blessed with beautiful weather everywhere we went. In Switzerland, it was 75 degrees. Yeah, amazing. I got sunburned in Switzerland. I was like, I was not expecting that. I was expecting it to be like 50, whatever. So one of the days, we just sat by the lake the entire morning and afternoon, like 10 hours straight. We were like, wow, this is...

clock at that time. This is quite nice to just sit and do absolutely nothing. One of the nights I ended up yodeling on stage. I was going to say stunning yodeling. Stunning. Yeah, you know, I don't know how I ended up on there. I woke up the next morning like, oh my god, I was yodeling on stage. Well, we got amazing schnitzel at this place called Old Swiss House, which is separate from the place I'm going to talk about now. But I had

It had been what? What are you laughing at? A schnitzel? That's just a funny word. Okay. Wow. It's real mature over there. I'm like, oh my God, I can't even talk about my schnitzel. Yeah, you can't even talk about some yummy schnitzel. I can't even talk about the delicious schnitzel I had. It's your giggle juice over there. It's your delicious schnitzel. Um...

I had been I got a recommendation to go to this show. You know, they do a show. Yeah. And the food is not good by any means. Right. Right. You go for you go for the show. And I had seen a tick tock of this show that this girl went on stage and she wrote like I yodeled on stage in Switzerland, whatever. And so I was sending it to my friend and I was like, oh, my God, like this is my goal tonight. Like I really need to get on stage and yodel or else this feels like a fail.

So my friend was texting me the whole day being like, is it time yet? And I'm like, no, I'm not there yet. Like, I'll let you know. I'll keep you updated if it happens. So when we get there, the host of the show comes right over to our table and she's like, are you two ready to dance? And I said, yes, I am. And she was like, oh, what are you, honeymoon, the whole thing? And she kept

coming by he's been like are you ready to dance and I'm like yeah I'm ready to dance I thought I was gonna yodel but I guess I'll dance too like that's fine I'll do it all so the show starts and they're looking for volunteers to blow the horn and I had I knew in my heart of hearts that I'd get up there and yodel at some point so I was like Matt you take this one you blow the horn like you because she was like New York New York who wants to blow the horn you be my opening act right you go be the

Yeah, opening act. You blow the horn. You blow the horn. Get everyone ready for me to go up there and yodel. Right. Like, you go do your little thing, and then I'll really be the showstopper. So he gets up there and blows the horn, and then they do, they call us up to stand by our seats for everyone to cheer for us and do a little dance for our honeymoon. And then they call us up on stage to dance. I didn't never even post that video. I had somebody that was sitting near us filmed it. We got up on stage and danced in front of everybody. A dance that they taught us. Oh.

Yeah, they taught us to dance and then we danced on the stage about everybody. A little fast. Oh, shit. It was a whole thing. And then sit down. I'm shocked you didn't send that to us. No, I... Well, because I felt like...

I was sending a lot of videos of the show that I was like, okay, I'm going to keep this one in because now we're on stage dancing. Strange one to keep in, but yeah. Maybe I'll post it. That's the one I want to see. Yeah, I'll post it at a later date. But then she was like, all right, who wants to get on stage in Yodel? And she was picking people out of the crowd. And, you know,

you know, Matt was like, where's your hand? And I was like, no, if it's meant to be like, she'll call on me. Like nobody's raising their hand. She's just calling on people. She knows, she knows who I am. And then she's about to end. And she looks over and she's like, Oh, I forgot about New York. Who from New York wants to. And I'm like, ha ha, this is my time. So yeah, I got up there and they told us how to yodel. So that wasn't just like improvise. Like, you know, if I wasn't your first, that wasn't my first attempt. Um,

And I really took my moment up there to go for it. And it felt really freeing. I'm not going to lie. I was like, this is fucking awesome. I'm in Switzerland. Screaming out loud. No, it's like, just go down and go yodel. I don't give a shit who sees me or hears me. I'm going to yodel my little heart out. Yeah. And then I posted that video.

And a girl commented on another one of my videos saying, did I just see you yodeling in a restaurant? And I was like, yes, that confirmed that was me. Yes, that was me yodeling up on stage. Sure did see me yodeling up there. It was funny, though, because it was like we slid down Mount Pilatus and then that same night we were yodeling and I posted those two videos back to back. And someone wrote like, it looks like you guys are, what's the show? Amazing Race. Amazing Race. It looks like you guys are competing tasks on the Amazing Race.

And I was like, well, I'm not showing all the in-between moments of us, you know, at the spa or relax or whatever. It was just that one day was just jam-packed with activity. Yeah, we were getting good previews and then a little bit, you know, obviously Cheetah Girls in Spain. Yes. Well, then we went from Switzerland to Majorca, which was just absolutely amazing.

Stunning. Unbelievable. Love the people there. Like it was so cool. We rented a car, which was highly recommended by many people who had been to Mallorca before. So if you're thinking about going to Mallorca, which a lot of our listeners I think are because I've gotten a ton of DMs from people being like, I'm going. Rent a car because you can go all over the island if you have a car. But if you know, if you're staying in what we stayed in Daya at the La Residencia

So if you're staying in Daya, it's about an hour from Palma. So you're not going to, you don't want to take a taxi there. Maybe you could take a bus too. But having a car really gives you the freedom to drive all over the islands, see all of the little beaches, the coves that they have. We spent one day just driving around the beaches, which were so cool, like the most stunning beach I've ever seen. Gorgeous. It was really easy. Matt got an international driver's license. I forgot how he did it, but.

By the way, we used a travel agent to help us book our honeymoon. We picked out a lot of restaurants and stuff. For Switzerland and Mallorca, we knew where we wanted to stay. And then they helped us pick for Ibiza and Barcelona. By the way, if you can use a travel agent, it really is great. It makes a difference because they're working with the hotels often.

And, like, they let them know it's your honeymoon and you can get free upgrade. Like, we got free upgrades in both Switzerland and Majorca where we stayed at the hotel. Like, we arrived and they were like, it's your honeymoon. Congrats. We upgraded you to this suite. We were like, what? Like, when we...

When we were shown our suite in Mallorca, we were like, how are we supposed to leave this room? Because we just got upgraded to this insane suite with our own private pool and everything. And we were like, wait, we want to see the island, but we also don't want to leave this insane room. This is crazy. So if you can work with a travel agent, I do recommend it because it really does make a huge difference. They'll give you little treats and stuff. Oh, it's the best. They print pictures out of you and they really make you feel special. Yeah.

And just like the little bits of travel and stuff that they organize for you is so helpful. They come up with plans for you, like a trip plan, and they send it to you, and it's easy to follow your itinerary because you have it all in one place. It's like you have your reservations, you have the things you want to do, and of course you can book things on your own. Just getting from A to B, you know. They have taxis set up for you and things like that. So it does. But they helped Matt figure out how to get like an international driver's license you can get. It's very, very easy. I think he just had to go to like –

someplace and do it. It was very quick and easy. And so we drove all over the island in Mallorca. Absolutely stunning. Like it was just unbelievable. It was so cool. And also felt really cool to just drive around ourselves because it felt like normal. Right. When you have when you're in a taxi or bus and you know you're going around and

You're like, you try and you be quiet, you know, like I said, in Switzerland, you're being quiet, whatever. But like when it's just you two in the car, you're playing your own music, you're driving around. It's just like the best feeling in the world. So Switzerland was really cool and beautiful and like picture perfect. But when we got to Spain, I was like, oh, this is just like romantic and sexy and fun. And like all the things that you want for your honeymoon was combined in all the different places in Spain. So Mallorca was just dropped a gorgeous.

Once again, got amazing weather, was able to go to the beach, was able to lay out a perfect mixture of like relaxing and exploring and really amazing food. We went to El Olivo. I think that's the name of it at La Residencia where we were staying. It's like a you could do a six or ten course meal. Yeah. You know, there's no menu. The chef. It's the chef's tasting menu. Yeah. Some of the most outstanding food I've ever had. These olives. By the way, I've eaten olives.

An abundance of olives. I have eaten... Sorry, Olive. Not you. Wow, I'm so hungry right now. I can eat olive. I have eaten a large amount of olives. And this place had these olives I can't even describe. They weren't even real olives. They burst in your mouth and you crack them. I can't really describe what that is.

I don't know the proper word for it, but it is like a fine dining experience where they start... Because in South Africa, they did that too. And honestly, we went to a restaurant in Italy after... In Sicily. That was like a tasting menu like that. And he brings it out and...

You just, it's a burst of liquid on the inside. And I just, I don't know what the proper word for it is. Me either. But they're insane. When they were explaining it, I wish I wrote it down. Yeah. But one of them was chocolate. Yeah. I was like, what? This is insane. Like, it blew my mind. My dad loved it so much. My dad loved it so much at the restaurant in Sicily.

The chef came out at the end of the meal and my dad could not shut the fuck up about them. He was like, it's amazing. And...

Then the chef went back in the kitchen and he came back out with a couple more for my dad. I honestly wish I did that. And he like fell out of his chair. He was so excited. I wish I did that because I couldn't stop. And I thought of just, I took pictures. And it's just like two bites and that's it. And it's gone. I took pictures to send you. I was like, this is, I can't get over these olives. But Mallorca was just, like I said, the perfect mix of all of those things.

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Like four and a half days in Switzerland, four and a half days in Majorca, and three in Ibiza, three in Barcelona. Ibiza! Let me tell you. When I got to Ibiza, I wrote this down. Hold on. My notes. Was there... I had the big party scene. I'll get there. You'll get there. I had to remind myself not to make it my whole personality that I went to Ibiza. I wrote that in my notes. Like, do not make this your entire personality that you went to Ibiza. I know it's going to be really hard for you to do, but don't do it.

yet here's the thing i think like everybody else you think abiza you think humongous party scene and there is but there's also so much more to do besides partying relaxing shopping like so much more to explore of the island like it's not you can go there and not party which we only did one night that was sort of party-ish we were there for three nights um

And that felt appropriate for us because we were like, yeah, we're on our honeymoon. We're not going to the club. No, we're not club rats. We're not like, we got to get to high Pasha every single night. We're going to be there until the sun comes up every single night. No, we did an appropriate amount of partying. The last night we were there, we went to this place called Leo and

that was like a burlesque cabaret show where I have videos I took for you. They were singing The Greatest Showman at one point. Oh my God, my dream. A burlesque show to The Greatest Showman? No, it was...

Let me tell you, this show was three hours long. This is the greatest show. Yes, they did everything you possibly could imagine. There were girls on stage that were absolutely beautiful, but also so talented, their voices singing. Then they would strip. Then the guys would come on stage and they would take their shirts off and dance to Despacito. And then you had fire performers. Then you had them on the ceiling, twisting down, flipping around. This show went on for three hours and they hit.

every mark. Oh my goodness. There was something for everybody at the show. Okay. They had everything. And so then that turns into a club. So when the dinner ends, then it turns into a big club. So we did that for the last night, which was really fun. But the honestly really relaxing, we just like laid by the beach for majority of the days that we were there. And then one of the days we just went shop. Like there was one store I wanted to go to and I

Little did I know this one store was amongst many, many, many stores. Okay. Like I didn't know. I didn't really know much about Ibiza before going there. Yeah. It was kind of like we're just going to go and see what happens. I stumbled upon an old town Ibiza. Endless, endless, endless stores. It just went on and on and on and on all day long for hours. I couldn't. I just wanted to shop, shop, shop.

My cheeks started to hurt because I was smiling so big from the amount of shops that they had. Like it was just, I got this necklace there. Yeah. So it felt like, you know, I was like, oh, that's so me. Everything I would say, I'd be like, that's so me. I have to get it. That's so me. I have to get it. We went to the Pasha store. So the club Pasha, it's like the, you know, with the cherries, whatever.

The things I left with at the store. I'm like, I don't know why. I got Luca a sippy cup from Pasha because my sister is a big club person. Yeah, yeah. And her dream is to go to Ibiza. And I said, well, I got to get Luca this Pasha sippy cup. I have to. They had an old baby section, which, you know, you're always in your head. You're like, oh, it's so funny. It's a club and a baby. And you don't want to combine the two, but then you can't help yourself. You're like, oh, but...

But this shirt is so cute. And I got this dress with these juicy cherries on it. Wow. I mean, really, I left that store and was like, you said not to make a beast your whole personality. But here I do it. And here I go. Here I go. I am doing exactly that.

- Yeah, and Matt got some cool clothes too. Matt would pick something out and he'd be like, "What do you think?" I'm like, "Get it, get it." - I'm like, "I know you like it, get it." - No, you're on your honeymoon, get it. - You get it. - I'm like, "Come on, you're gonna rock that. "You're gonna look sick wearing it." And he's like, "I do like it." I'm like, "Get it, you gotta get it." - And you'll just have all these memories and when you look at it, you'll be like, "Oh, I got that on the honeymoon." - That's why I love getting a lot of ceramics when I travel just because now I get a plate in each place.

So obviously I got more plates and other things that I probably don't need. And it was just endless. I just couldn't, I couldn't be stopped in Ibiza. I got new sunglasses. Hell yeah. I couldn't stop. I saw, I saw them in the window. I said, I have to have those. Yeah.

It was actually... Actually, I wish I looked at the time on my phone of when I saw the sunglasses and bought them. Because it had to be about two minutes and 36 seconds. There was no in-between time. I must have those. I want them right now. I put them on. I said, yes, give them to me. Don't even pack them away. I'm going to wear them right now. Did you listen to the I Took a Pill and Abusa song at all? No, I didn't. Because...

Like I said, I was trying to make it not my personality, but there was a lot of merch that said that in places. And there were a lot of necklaces with pills on them and whatever. And I was like, okay. What did you guys do during the day? Beach clubs? We stayed at Nobu. So you could ride beach right there. They have beds on the beach. And then we also got...

upgraded there. We had a separate jacuzzi and like beach bed in our room there. So we were able to like go down to the beach beds, get some drinks there, go back to our room, whatever, which was actually really relaxing. Like I said, because you would think in Ibiza you can't relax, but it was, it was more relaxing than I,

Well, I knew that we were going to find ways to relax there. I just didn't know really what to expect in Ibiza. We just figured, well, we're right over there because we took the ferry from Mallorca to Ibiza, which was like a two-hour ferry. It was very easy. So we were like, let's just go and see what happens. But super, super relaxing, great food, great dinners. Oh, my God, we ate at this...

Then we ate at this restaurant. So we had El Olivo in Mallorca. Then we ate at this restaurant La Oliva in Ibiza. Masculine and feminine. Which was Italian. Italian.

And it was so good. And there was live music on the street. And it was on this like little street in Old Town Ibiza, which was so cute and fun. Like it was just, it was great vibes. Like really great vibes. So it's not just partying. Like there really is. Right. Because there's like little bars. I know it's like a sneaky, like families. There's like lots of families. Let me tell you the amount of babies. Yeah. So my sister, they have a wedding in Italy in September and

and she keeps talking about going to Ibiza after and my parents are like you're not taking Luca to Ibiza and she's like no it's a family place and I was with them until I was there and saw the amount of babies and I was like wait a second she might be onto something because there were a lot of babies there she can go to Ibiza she can Vegas like where they you bring like kids but yeah yeah I mean the one time I've been to Vegas I was in fifth grade yeah um

So then we went from Ibiza to Barcelona and... How do you get from Ibiza to Barcelona? We flew. It was like a 45-minute flight. Some of the best food I've ever had in my life in Barcelona. Like, oh my lord. We went to this tapas place and...

And I just had a feeling it was going to be one of those places that we had to repeat. Like, I just had this feeling. We got there. We showed up. It was – vibes were amazing right away. And I was like, this is going to be a problem. Like, we can't eat here all weekend. You know, we went from Friday to Monday. I was like, we're going to go two – Right, you're only here for a couple days. Two-time minimum at this place. We can't do, like, three, four times. So we're going to have a problem. But we had these Iberian pork ribs that just were – it was, like, honey and mustard glaze. It was unbelievable.

unbelievable i mean the potato the potatoes bravas everywhere so good croquettes i i am literally a walking ball of croquettes and olives and potatoes like that is what i am filled with and sangria i had a lot of sangria i know there's another drink people recommend it's like red wine with lemon it's like a spritzer um but there the sangria was phenomenal so i wasn't gonna stop myself from getting sangria that i love this place was so good it's called uh

like I'm probably not pronouncing it Tapio T-A-P-E-O and we went in the Bourne location which was

Just dynamite. So some of the best food that I've ever had in my life. Barcelona was so cool. Oh, my God. I was just like getting that food. That's on my list. I love it. It was so good. Like, so fucking just giddy walking around Barcelona. We truly hit everything we possibly could because in Switzerland, we're by a lake and mountains. So it was like gorgeous scenery. Mallorca was we were in the mountains hotel, but we were able to drive to San

to some beaches island beach yeah whatever then Ibiza was we were by the beach the whole time and then Barcelona was a city so we were able to like really hit

all the different places and really experience it all. And it was so cool walking around Barcelona, you know, seeing the art and, you know, different things like that. We went to Sagrada Familia, obviously. We went on Sunday. I felt like that was very holy of us to go on Sunday. And we went to Parkwell and we saw some of the houses, like things like that, which was very cool. And then

Obviously more shopping in Barcelona, which, you know, I did fuck up though because I wanted to go to a couple of vintage stores and I didn't go on Saturday because

their clothes on Sundays. And that was my one regret. I was like, ah, shit, we were shopping on Saturday. We could have went. Right, right, right. We just didn't. So missed out on that a little bit. But the stores there just have different clothes than the stores here. So it was cool to walk in there and just see like the selection they had and things like that. But just all around like,

amazing trip like we just it was just endless like laughs and good food and just exploring really and you can't get better than that you know what I mean like every night you're like all right we're about to hit this again tomorrow like what food are we getting tomorrow what sites are we seeing tomorrow where when are we relaxing such a fun plan I felt like we had like the perfect mix of relaxing because obviously we did go to a lot of different places but in each place we did have like

one or two full days of like relaxing and then mix with some exploring and things like that. So really just, I mean, A plus. It was just fantastic. I mean, it's just funny when people ask you how your honeymoon is. Like, well, what could be better? I was just like, I don't know. It's the best for my life. We were away for two weeks. We,

Literally, we're on top of the world. We had just got married. Everyone's calling, texting about the wedding. We're eating the best food in the world. We're having amazing drinks. It's all so romantic and sexy. And you just feel like alive in every way. You know, like you feel your best. You're like, this is the best thing in the world. So yeah, 10 out of 10, you know? It's like, it's just, it's funny. People ask and you're like, well, how could it be better? Right. It's like, you want me to brag? I'll brag.

totally and all the all the thinking and planning and thoughts and conversations and obviously like meetings and of course working with a you know travel agent all these things like yeah you're doing it all so that you know you're getting a 10 out of 10 trip right you're gonna leave feeling that way exactly and then when we were in the places i was like i can't believe we're here like you know you you were like wow like we've been we spent so much time talking about

this place and now we're here it's crazy like we're actually living it oh let me tell you though the amount of things i forgot like i was just my hands it's very hard to pack like if you're you know it's no i mean the fact that yeah packing on friday we left on sunday night like

And also, I was sort of sick. So, like, I just threw my hands in the air. I said, whatever. At this point, whatever. I forgot hair clips. I forgot hair ties. I forgot my camera. I didn't bring my camera. Which actually, I think, turned out to be a blessing. Yeah. Because I feel like when you... You had the camera. Your camera, unfortunately. My camera's broken, so... We don't talk about that. Yeah. But...

With that camera, it takes such good pictures. Sometimes you're focused on taking the pictures with that camera. You bring your camera out. Then you're like, where do I fit this camera? Now I gotta bring an extra bag. I have this camera. Totally forgot my camera. But...

it helped being able to live in the moment more because I was like okay well I can't I can't take good pictures of this like because I don't have my camera so I honestly thought that was sort of a blessing yeah um really in the end although there were some things like some scenery that I was like my phone just isn't quite capturing what this looks like yeah and I feel like if I had my camera I

could really capture this and remember it and look back and be like that's what it really looked like but it is what it is yeah and I forgot just endless things every time I need I was like oh don't have that don't have that um I tried some candy in Switzerland delicious I just wanted like sometimes you really try the snacks yeah oh the chocolate oh fondue the chocolate was just delicious but I wanted to try some snacks and I had some delicious candy there and now I'm forgetting the name

But it was really good. Am I? No. What's. It's the place that's. There's like a place that opened in the West Village. But is it like. It might be like Swedish candy or something. Is that Swedish? Bon Bon? Yeah. Yeah. That's Swedish candy. No. But there's. I don't know why the candy was really good. But have you ever noticed this? Now I've only ever been like to London. So like in that area I would say. Yeah.

Their sour candy isn't sour. I don't think I've ever tried it. Even the actual same brands taste different. No, they taste so different. Like sour Skittles there isn't sour. You can't put all the fucking chemicals and bullshit. No, they're not. Yeah. No, they're not. It's better for you, but they're not sour. And I was craving sour one day. I was like, oh my God. I just need... Because I had a sour candy. Weirdly in Switzerland, I had candy that was sort of sour. Yeah.

We were at the airport and I think we were going from Ibiza to Barcelona. I forget which one. And I was like really craving sour candy. And there was like this whole thing of warheads. And I was like, if these are good, it was a different kind of warhead. I was like, if these are good, I got to bring a bag home for Fran. I tried them. Not sour at all. I literally spit it out. Oh no. I was like, this is not sour at all. It actually tastes bad. More like peaceheads.

Yeah, that's what we call it. Wow, Olive liked that one. I think Olive was like, nah. She was absolutely disgusted by that. She had to look you right in the eye and be like, what? She said, actually, that wasn't peaceful at all. It woke me up from my sleep because it so was not funny. What a dumb joke. Yeah, I'm trying to think of what else I... Did you ever go to a McDonald's or any sort of fast food at all? No, one morning in the airport,

We had Burger King because it was the only thing that was open. And, God, it was fantastic. Like, it just was fantastic. And man, was it good. And man, did it hit the spot. Because those also taste different depending on who you are. Yeah, no, yeah. Like, the fries, everything. Yeah. Yeah. It did. It did. But, uh...

No, I mean, it's just now I'm like thinking back. My God, the food was just so good. I know. Same. It just was. You think back of the meals. It really is. You look back at the pictures, the food. It's just the best. The flight home. You're looking back on everything. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, but let me tell you, though, like once we got to Ibiza, it felt like we were in Switzerland last year. Like I was like, oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. We were in Switzerland last week. Right. Like I was like, whoa, how did we get here?

here, like, you feel like you're time traveling. It's actually insane. But...

It was really awesome. Like I said, it's like, oh, you want me to brag about it? I will. Like it was fantastic. No, I know. It's such a... But now I'm just like excited to be back in... Doesn't it put you in like the... Like I know you're happy to be home and get back to life and like normal married life now and everything, which is very exciting. But at the same time, don't you feel like, oh my God, there's so many places we could go? There are so many places we can go, but I'm going back to London in July with one of my friends. There you go. Like a couple's trip. But like...

it's just because she wants to go to london she's never been yeah and i'm like okay we're doing it i'm there i'm there but there are obviously other places and we were so close to italy when we were in switzerland yeah and one of our uber drivers in switzerland he was like oh i just drove from milan and we were like wait a second that like three hours like should we just and yeah no i mean it was we had we're jam-packed and we picked these places for a reason because it was like one day we will go to italy whether that's with our families or whatever

But Switzerland and Spain like just felt honeymoon because it's like two places that we weren't planning on going. Otherwise, it was actually just amazing. And oh my God, the people in both countries just so nice and so welcoming and friendly and so fun. Like I actually was seeing so many videos before going to Barcelona because you know how they say like everyone in Barcelona hates the tourists. Yeah.

I didn't see any of that. I never heard that before. There's been some, like, just recent... Like, what would you call it? Like, not... Like, uprising sounds, like, too strong almost. But there's been viral videos of people protesting tourism there. Yeah, and they were, like, shooting tourists with, like, water guns. That's better than what I thought you were. No, no. Water guns. I think if it was worse, maybe it would have been something you would have seen. You probably would have seen it. No, but...

Everyone was so nice. It was just so much fun. Like, really. It's just, it's being on your honeymoon too is just the best because everyone, and everyone just loves love. They respect a honeymoon. And they respect a honeymoon. Everyone just fucking loves love at the end of the day. You go away, you go out to dinner, you meet new people on the street, you're shopping, you talk to the person in the store. Oh, is this your first time here? Oh, yeah, it is. We're actually on our honeymoon. Oh, you're on your honeymoon.

They want to see Pity Out of the Soul. It's just... And then... It's the best. And then you're like...

if you're I mean we didn't really separate much but the one time I went to go get a massage like yeah oh my what he's I got back he was like I said my wife I said my wife was getting a massage and I was like sick yeah that's me you know but um no we're I'm just excited to be like I said bittersweet but I'm excited to be like a normal life now yeah like I'm like oh my god we have so much to do yeah back in the groove back in the groove um you know excited to see friends and and family I feel like I've been gone for I was gone for two weeks really not that long but and we got shows coming up

pretty soon. We have shows. Tickets are on sale. Buy those tickets. I did write down... Pittsburgh, New York, Red Bank. This is really not important, but I did write down that I thought I saw Patrick Dempsey in Ibiza. Oh. I didn't. But I was laying there and I... Let me tell you. Within...

40 minutes of landing in Ibiza I was drunk seriously it took it was like the quickest I love that because our hotel room wasn't ready yet so they were like you can go sit on the beach beds and like order food and drinks and just lay out and we had gotten there at like 11 or 12 and our room wasn't ready till 3 yeah so we hit those beds and we got some of these these frozen cocktails and I was like oh my god and of course you know there's a

you know you think Ibiza you like I said pill and Ibiza you think all these things this drink hit me I said what's in this drink like I was laying there I was like Matt do you think they put stuff you think they put stuff in these drinks he's like no they can't just put stuff yeah yeah yeah I'm like no I mean of course I was just doing the stereotypical Ibiza I'm like but what what if they did and then the massage I got in Ibiza was like CBD cream massage but

My brain was doing that placebo thing where I was like, I'm high. No, I was like, oh my God, what's happening? Like, I'm so high. My body is so high. And then the massage ended and I was like, okay, you need to stop. You're fine. You need to stop with this whole Ibiza thing. Okay. Like it's just CBD. It's fine. And in one of those moments, I thought I saw Patrick Dempsey, but it was not him, but it would have been cool if it was, if Patrick Dempsey was just, it would have been, it would have been very cool. But I will say this all in all,

The most important thing to me was finding out if Joey Grazade was going to finish his 38 before 30 list. Guys, we are so... Are you taking this public? I know. Well... I'm taking it public right now. He's very close. He's very close. His birthday, first of all, the fact that I even know when his birthday is is sickening. It's May 24th. It's Memorial Day weekend. Guys... He's got three things left. Four? Three. Four. He's three things left. Three things left. When's he running this marathon? When's he going to Disneyland? Let me tell you, I looked up all the...

No, I know it's sick. Marathons in the world? I don't even blame you. I was doing the same thing. No, well, now he's back in the States. So I looked up the runners in the database of what half marathons are going on.

in different cities in May. Now there is one on his birthday, I think in Michigan. I don't know why he would be there or what, but like he's only got so many options left. Cause then Venice rollerblading in Venice beach. He could do that any day. He could do that, go to Disneyland, do that there. You know, that's, that's easy. That's at home is the half marathon. It's like, you got to find those.

And he's coming off a trip to Tokyo. He's going to run a half marathon. No, I know. And I thought to myself, I thought that he did this a little wrong. I thought he should have just went to Japan the day of his birthday, the day before his birthday, to really experience it because he's

He couldn't stay in Japan for that long. It was like a weekend trip because he's got to get back and finish the list. Like if he did all the other things on the list before this, he would have more time. But he doesn't have time. So he had to get back from Japan early. They had to cut their trip short. And think about it. Kelsey's following this man all over the world trying to complete his 30 before 30 list. I'm locked in though. I swipe up on so many of his stories being like, I'm so locked in to see if you finish this list. Here's the thing. Joey doesn't know I'm the biggest...

Oh, no, he doesn't. I'm the one. I've, like, said it to him multiple times. You've been voicing it. Joey has no idea that I've been worried about this for... We have, like, a fan group chat. No, I've been worried about this for months. Like, I checked in on his birthday months ago because I was like, guys...

because it's the old cunning stems group chat that turned into this joey chat i was like guys we have some serious shit to worry about and it's whether or not joey is going to finish his 34 30 before may 24th because my god he had a lot when i sent that text he had a lot of things to check off so many had so many things to check he flew through a lot of them fast though actually it was really funny at dinner on friday night we had we were talking in the joey chat about it and i was talking out loud to matt i was like joey's he's like what are you talking about i'm like

joey has this list it's 34 30 list and i'm like explaining it to him and this lovely uh woman and her husband had recognized us and they were like oh you know congrats whatever and i walked out of there and i was like how funny is it that we were talking about joey from the bachelor completing his 34 30 list like when a listener so they're like wow she really does care about culture

She's out here talking about Joey finishing the 3430 list. She's so locked in. She's explaining to her husband that he's got only so many things left to cross off of. I'm like, he has such little time. How is he? He can go to Venice Beach any day. I mean, we all knew he was going to throw together

his dad trip with another one on the list. Like we called that before it happened. Yeah. We took his dad to Napa. We knew that was happening, but you know, we're on, we're on the clock now. I know. He's got a little more than a week left. Yeah. So we're on the clock. Yeah.

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One afternoon I was so bored I went to Pura Vida and sat inside and had lunch by myself. It was a beautiful day. We love Pura Vida. I wrote, why did I order two sides of tuna salad at Pura Vida? One would have been more than enough. And you know that that's something that I would have texted you? Like in the moment I was like, because we love the Pura Vida tuna salad. We do. And I would have texted you like, I just ordered two for some reason and this is an insane amount of tuna salad. And

Maybe in your heart you ordered the second one for me. I think so. I think so. It was like in remembrance. At one point there were some pictures of Noah Centineo rubbing Zoe Kravitz's feet in the park. Yes, I saw. I said, my God, what's going on here? And I was like, that's another one. I also had to refrain from texting you about these things. So I was like, why don't I care about this right now? Bat gala.

Had a lot, had a lot, but really one of the bigger ones was that on my flight to Arizona, it was just me and Pete. We were the only ones. Part. Production Pete. Yeah.

We were the two Barcelona employees on this flight. Pete was checking like every flight website because he was afraid that our flight wasn't going to leave. He came over and sat next to me. He said, I also, I just got on the 6 a.m. that leaves tomorrow morning just in case if this flight doesn't leave. So then he had me absolutely panicking that I wasn't going to get to Arizona. And then I was going to have to text Dave. Why would your flight be? Because,

the flight was like 30 minutes delayed and there's been a lot of airline issues over here. Landing from JFK after the red eye, there was someone who asked me if I wanted to take a blade and I said absolutely not. Absolutely not. You did text me that one actually. Yeah, I did. We actually did discuss a lot about the back out. That one did.

Madeline White losing her passport for her bachelor's trip. Oh, God, I saw that. Holy shit. Wow, I saw that one. I almost cried looking at her TikToks. She was like, me and my friends, we can't go to Cabo. I know, whatever. Obviously, that's a first world problem, the whole thing. But the time and money and everything that goes into some of these trips for her to lose her passport...

But it seems like Andrew really saved the day and looks like she had an amazing weekend in Vegas. Andrew is a great guy. Yeah. Very, very nice guy. So background, we're talking about... Loud Luxury. Andrew is part of the duo that is Loud Luxury. He is getting married to an influencer. Honestly, she's like basically a fashion designer at this point, I feel like. She's so cool. Madeline White. Yes. Great guy. So I'm not surprised at all that he saved the day there. Yeah, I loved it. I love seeing the content. I'm like, I'm glad they went to Vegas. Then there was

There's also some additions on that trip that I was like, oh my God, I'd love to know, like, like, Mallory and Eden was on that trip. You know, and I was like, wow, we're in a crossover. I did see that as well. I was like, oh my God, no, I can't believe that's happening. The anxiety of, like, you're hours away from leaving for Cabo and you just can't fucking find your passport. No, that is, yeah. Yeah. Another one was, um,

I really got to get my real ID soon. Appointments are really hard to get. So you just have a normal one. I just have a normal one. If I fly now, I have to bring my passport. Well, same. And here's why I, because I am changing my last name, but I'm not changing my last name publicly. Like I'm still going to be Maria Chiffo on Instagram, like work-wise, because I feel like if you start changing it when people know you as Maria, then it's a whole thing. But like legally, I'm changing my last name to Cahill. Yeah.

So I was like, okay, well, I'm not going to get a new real ID before doing that. But I don't know when I'm going to change my last name because it's a whole lot of work, I think. But you got me that kit to help me out. So that should help. Hopefully that does help. But that's not a this week problem. And that's, yeah, I mean, the whole real ID thing. It's like you can't even, in New York City, you can't get an appointment anywhere. It's crazy, yeah. I'm like, how do you even get one? I had to re, I just, mine was expired in October and I went and got it and it was so easy. Like it was the easiest thing ever. I'm so mad. I know, I'm so mad because I got a new ID like a year and a half ago.

And I went to the DMV and I remember she looked right at me and said, do you want to get a real ID? I said, yes, I do. Like she was like, it's X amount of dollars, whatever, how much it is. I was like, no problem. I'll do it. Like, yes. And it just wasn't. I thought I had one. I just didn't have one. You explained that to me and then I looked it up and it was like actually not. You got like an amplified ID. Remember when we went to Niagara Falls and we had to cross into Canada and you and me both gave our IDs because I thought I got it in a hand.

You thought you had enhanced. You don't. Which they need to be more clear on like what the highest level is. Like to me, I thought real was the highest. So like give me real. Enhanced I think is nice. But that only just gets you into like – It just means you can like cross the border. You can go to like the Caribbean and not have to have your passport with that one. Yeah. Last one. Really important. Glad I didn't bother you with this one while you were away.

The nail place I go to closed. What? Disaster. Really? Wait, what? Disaster. That's crazy. I don't know. You have been religiously going there. Years for years. I don't know. Look how bad my nails are. I don't know what to do. I have an appointment tomorrow at a new place. I'm so nervous. That's shocking. I shock. That is text worthy. I, I,

I would have been like, wow. I started to type it out and went delete, delete, delete, delete, delete. I was like, I'm not sending this to her right now.

I have turned on a bunch of my friends at that place. So we were all texting because we were like, hey, have you gotten through on the phone? And I've been trying to call for like a week. Nobody's answered. And we tried calling so much. They sent us really – then we all got this text from like one person being like, hey, we had an issue. We had to close like suddenly. We're still trying to like get some clients in or come to your home or whatever.

And that also felt kind of sketchy because it was a random number that we don't have. Like, it wasn't coming from... Yeah. And it wasn't... It was a different name. It wasn't coming from, like, the name of the owner of the salon that I recognized. So that was, I mean, disaster. My nails are so long. Oh, my God. I got these nails...

You've had those pre-wedding. I've had these nails for forever. That's crazy. And like three weeks before your wedding. No, you've had them for a while. Those are as bad as I've seen them on you. I'm trying a new place tomorrow morning. That's big news. We'll see how it goes. I'm really nervous. I don't blame you. You've been going to the same place for years now. I know. And I asked at the gym, there's another trainer. She has beautiful nails. And I asked her.

And she was like, oh, I go to this place and she gave me the name in Tribeca. I was like, oh, cool. I'll look it up. I Google it. It was like $250 to get your nails done. I couldn't believe the price. No. For like the, and I get like a gel, UV gel, the hard gel with my natural nail. And it's like the, and they do the Russian manicure, the whole thing. But depending also on like different. You get Russian manicure? No, no, I don't. But this place did it. Oh. And I was like, oh, maybe I'll try it now. Like I'm going to,

a new place. I was going to say, you're getting Russian manicures, you haven't told me? The whole fucking thing? No, no, no. Believe me, if I was got one, I would have told you. And I couldn't believe it was like, the price range was between like $225 and $275. That's crazy. Depending on, and then it was like $50 just to take off the gel if you went to a previous place before that place. And then you would have to explain, well, my place closed down. I'm not here by choice. Exactly. I'm here because I was forced to be here. Exactly. So that's...

Yeah. And, and then I missed a lot. And I did text about the dog. So like, I didn't have to, well, yes, people were like, I didn't have to send a, I didn't have to put that one in the note. Oh, by the way, it's how I got it. No, I know. Well, thank God. Well, here's the thing I had mentioned, like we, I was six hours ahead. So I had lived a full day before anybody else's week. So like by three, four o'clock,

You know, that would be like our rest time. Yeah. We had done or whether we were sitting down and relaxing or we were exploring three or four o'clock. That's like around the time where you're like, all right, do we take a nap right now? I got dinner in a couple hours. You know, time where you're just like maybe checking the phone. I'm doing my social media. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. And the way that people.

were contacting me as if I didn't know you got a dog was actually insane like I'm like guys like we're you know we talk like I'm not in outer space I'm on my honeymoon but imagine if I got a dog and didn't tell you even if you were on your own that's crazy like I'm on my

I'm on my honeymoon. I sent a picture immediately as soon as you got home. My phone line is open. You know, like I don't. Yeah, you're not completely off the grid. I'm not cut off. Like I can contact people and people can contact me. But people are like, oh my God, did you know Fran got a. Yeah. Yeah. I knew immediately that Fran got a dog. Okay. She texted me pictures immediately. The crazy part about the whole thing though is Joe had texted me.

me matt and fran in a group chat a couple days prior four or five days before four or five days before of a picture of a dog being like guess what we got a dog and i was like what and he was like kidding around yeah and we had talked about it in the chat and so i was not expecting when you got a dog to actually then have gotten it because i was like wait wait

I just had a joke pulled on me. Yeah. And now this real... Now it's really happening? Right. Like, I was a little confused. Joe did... Joe did joke and then I was like, no, this is... Now this is actually really my joke. I was like, wait, wait, wait. Okay, is this a joke again? Yeah. Like, I had to ask because I was like, wait, are you joking again? Don't do this to me again. Yeah. I mean, the other really funny thing was people were... In my DMs were so... Like, after the Miley thing, when I posted, they were like, Rhea is going to be so upset. Rhea is going to be...

Literally multiple girls being like, oh my God, does Rhea know about this? I'm like, yes, of course Rhea fucking knows about this. She was supposed to go. I was invited. Yeah. I was on my honeymoon. Yes. I'm okay. Yes. Like I, like guys, for a second, yes, when we were invited and it was like Miley Cyrus event, of course I'm like, oh my God, that sucks. I'm not there. But like, I,

I was on my honeymoon. You were like, I'm literally going to be in Ibiza. I'm literally going to be in Ibiza at that time. I'll be okay. I'm okay. Yes, of course, that's super cool, but I really was like, it was like a two-minute stint when me and you were texting. I felt like girls were mad at me that I pulled a fast one on you. No, I'm like, what? Should I have said no to this event? No, I literally wanted to, I was invited. Excuse me. The Madison beer. I was supposed to be in the music video. No, I just, like,

let's sometimes I'm like, let's like use some, some common sense here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. It is really cool. Miley Cyrus event. I am in Spain. Yep. Wandering around. Yep. With no care in the world right now. So I'm going to be okay. But it did look really cool. It seems like the family's making amends. Oh, I did want to talk about that. You know what?

Good. Good. I know. It brings me peace. It did because I'm happy to see Noah back with her mom. Yeah. And it seems like Miley is maybe connecting with Billy Ray. And maybe they can all just find a common ground and they don't have to be besties and they don't have to be one big happy family again. I know. But they can all find some peace. I will say though, it did look really sick. I do wish I watched the visual album, but eventually I will get to see it. Yeah. And also just seeing Miley Cyrus in person. Yeah. Yeah.

I would love to see what she looks like in the flesh, you know? But I also took it as like a don't meet your heroes moment. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like if I was in the room and I didn't get to, you know, and I'd be like, ah, shit. And we didn't even, like, it wasn't necessarily any moment where anybody could really talk to you.

you know right but I feel like if I was there yeah I'd have been like oh I really want to talk to her yeah yeah of course you know so it's like I don't uh yeah you know it's almost like you're so close she did which is cool very cool she did you're gonna I mean it's yeah you're gonna fucking love it when you see it very excited for that really I'm trying to think if there was anything else I saw that I was like ooh

No, most of the time I would see something and I would go, oh, and then I would kind of forget about it in the next second. Like I had dog brain where I'd like see something and then I'd put my phone down and be like that.

We're here. So there was like the Beckham family drama. I was a little interested in actually. Yeah. I mean, we're back at it with those two with Brooklyn and Nikola of like not being with the fam. I don't know what happened this time. I was asleep by the time all the Met Gala pictures came out.

So when I woke up the next morning, that was a nice treat. Like I was like, oh, all the everyone's dressed for the Met Gala. Like I kind of forgot that it was happening. And then I woke up and I texted you about it because I was like, wait, I didn't even see this person. I didn't see that person. And I love talking about the Met Gala every year. So that was that was one thing where I was like, oh, I. Any hot takes? Any hot takes about the Met Gala? No, I didn't really have any hot takes about the Met Gala. Yeah, I mean, we agreed on like we were like Hayley and Kendall. So boring. Yeah. Yeah.

Right. Just feel like there's more to be done, but I didn't really have many other. Yeah. I loved a lot of, I thought there was all around a good looks. Finally people putting respect in Joey King's name. Like I'm glad she got some, I'm glad she had one good night on social media because my gosh, the poor girl, everyone just tears her apart. But thankfully Joey King. I know.

She killed that look. I liked that a lot. It was very cool. But yeah, I think the most I was, was Zoe Kravitz and Noah Centineo like confirmed like they're, so they're not working on a mob movie, I guess. Right. Also like what, what was that Austin Butler, Zoe Kravitz story?

right i forgot about right remember when everyone was like oh that could be a rumor dating and then we were like oh maybe the noah centennial thing's not real and then all of a sudden there's just these pictures of him like they're in the park together it looked like he was apparently he was rubbing her feet at some point yeah i don't know and the beckham stuff i'm just so like the thing with the beckham stuff is like we're all very interested but we have no information yeah so it's hard to even discuss no i know because you just like

And the rumors even feel so far-fetched. Right. But they are a family that's very open on social media. Like, you know when they're getting along. You know when they're hanging out. So it's like, you know that there's something wrong here. But I will say, like, if... If...

Brooklyn Beckham's brother is dating his ex-girlfriend. I could see how things could be a little strange. For sure. You know? For sure. But then, like, what does that have to do with the parents? Right. Why are the parents... Or maybe, like, the parents are like, be nice to your bro... Like, that type of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, oh, here goes Brooklyn and Nicola again. Then people are like, oh, Brooklyn wasn't... Brooklyn never even dated her. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's a lot. They were, like, really young when they were friends. It's bizarre. Yeah. It is... It's a lot. Yeah. But...

Yeah, I think that was really... I'm trying to think if there was anything else. I mean, anything new in your life, Noah? Oh, I mean getting... I got my preview pictures back yesterday in...

I just see N.I. carved into the dance floor in the back of this romantic picture. You have to Photoshop that out. No, I'm not. I'm keeping that because people were upset with you. Well, first of all, I think when you said carved, like, let me just be clear. I didn't, like, take a knife and carve my name. It's, like, the back of my – it's just whatever my shoes are made of. What's it called? I don't know. It's scuff. Yeah, it's, like, you just rub, like, if you sprayed Windex on that, it would come off, I think. Yeah.

But yeah. And it wasn't the venue's dance floor. So yeah, no. But I was stunned when I saw that photo and I just, my eyes just went right to it. It's been like a running joke with like me and some of my other friends and like weddings I've been to where I'm always just somehow like in the background of like important photos. And like, I just like kind of photobomb everyone's photos. You are like always there. Yeah.

You're always there. And this time it's just my initials. It's just your initials in the background. Oh, my God. Yeah, I got some good pictures back. But, yeah, I think I'm wrapped up on sharing wedding photos. You know, I posted details yesterday. And I have some things I want to share from the honeymoon. But I'm also like, are people sick? I put that on my story where I was like, are people sick of seeing it or are they wanting it? I'm sick of you saying, are people sick of it? Okay. Okay.

Done. Share it. Because I want to see. I actually felt like I was being deprived. I was like, oh my God, I got to watch the cool slide video and then you're yodeling. And then it went dark. I got so excited. I was like, oh my gosh, she's going to keep posting about the honeymoon. This is so fun. And then in Spain you went dark. Well, in Spain I was like, you know, I got distracted in Spain. Like I said, Spain was a perfect mixture of everything. No, I want to see the honeymoon.

moon pictures no wait i i do have a lot of like videos and and pictures that i want to share but um my brother goes majority i will say majority of the girls our listeners are always so supportive and then they want to see it and they're like please we want to see it i just always i'm like i get torn because i'm like yeah it is my page i should post whatever the fuck i want it is my page if you don't want to look you could just scroll back like seriously it's like sometimes i i

I get sick of myself Because I'm like What do you mean Are we sick of it Like just scroll past I know girls That are still posting Wedding content They were married Like a year and a half ago Yeah no but You get what I'm saying It's so silly Like you see something On social media You don't care about it You just scroll What does it matter If you're sick of it Like I need to tell myself that And you literally just got home From your honeymoon

No I know Yesterday So it's not like You're posting your honeymoon Three months later It just happened I know it just happened No I have some Pictures and videos I want to share That I That I will share But But no my brother Was cracking me up Because when I saw him He was up here When that was when The beginning was like When you were in Switzerland He's like

how is Rhea filming herself going down that slide? I was like, she definitely put her phone in her shoe. She did. I was wearing a tank top because let me tell you, they were very serious about not filming on that slide. Yeah, I mean, yeah. You have to hold on with two. You were going fast. You took a couple of turns. I was like, oh, well,

Because the guy controlling the slide was so mad at people not going fast. He literally, I'm not kidding, pushed a fucking kid. He literally was like, go. He couldn't take it anymore because I have a video. Actually, this is rude of me, but I had to film it. I didn't post it, but I had to film it. It's for the memory. This one lady wouldn't go. She was so scared.

And she was just like moving it slightly, moving it slightly. And he was getting. Oh, so could you control the speed on it? You controlled the speed. Oh. And he was getting so mad at this lady. He was like, just go. You're fine. Like, it's not. You're fine. Nothing's going to happen to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Fran, this video, she's just going snail's pace. And he's getting so mad. So then the kid that was after her, he got on. And this guy running the slide just took his back and pushed him. Like, he was like, I'm sick. So I was like, I better go fucking.

Yeah. Yeah. On this thing. So I was going to hands. I was going fast, but I, I was like, I have, you went into some of those turns. I was like, no sick that I like had this. I was like, I want to, you know, I was able to, because I wasn't holding it in my hand. It was in my shirt. I was able to look up the whole time. Yeah. You was able to film it in my shirt. Everybody had these contraptions that they had their phone connected on their chest and

Oh, yeah. Everybody had one. Yeah. We couldn't figure out where they were getting them. I thought they were like on the... It's like a new version of a selfie stick kind of thing. It was insane. It was like on their chest. Like a GoPro. Yes, but like on their chest for their phone. Yeah. Everybody had one except us. So I said, fuck it. I'm sticking this thing in my shirt. Turns out I wore the perfect shirt. Yeah. Was able to stick it in my tank and was able to film the whole thing, which was so cool. I mean, I've never seen sites like that. Yeah. Like, I don't know. Like, I just... And the fact that it was...

I may sound like an idiot, but like I said, I've never seen anything like this where it was 75 degrees, but there was snow on the mountains. Like, I know that happens in places in the US, but I just have never seen it. Yeah, never seen it. So... Were there people skiing there? Like... No, but there were people...

skydiving and I was like what the hell like yeah yeah couldn't be me but that's sick yeah and that's awesome but I can't do that um like the paragliding and shit yeah yeah yeah I took a lot of pictures and videos that I just like I would quickly be like like and then put my phone away and then look looking back on the pictures and videos I'm like oh

shit I got nothing good like I'm like oh my god like I was so quickly taking things and putting my phone away that I like look back on some of the things from Spain that I thought was gonna be like a sick video for me to make and I'm like oh it's gonna be like a sick video I'm gonna put like a collage together like when I'm home of like everything in Mallorca and everything in Ibiza and I look back I'm like

what is this video that you thought was going to be so cool? Cause it's not cool at all. It actually just looks like a piece of shit. But, um, I do, I do have some other things I'll share that are, you know, I did, I did have some good captures. So good. Yes. Um, but I'm happy to be back. Amazing. I do feel weird right now. I'm not gonna lie to you guys.

I feel like strange being in this seat right now. It is. It's a little disorienting. For a second, it hit me when I was looking at you before. The lights feel brighter in here today, too. No, I was looking at you for a second and I was like, wait a minute. What am I doing here? What am I doing here? Get me back. No.

No. What am I doing here? No, but I'm happy to be back. And you guys crushed it, obviously. I mean, no doubt. No doubt. You crushed it so much, I thought I was not going to have a job when I get back. No. No, no, no, no. I'm here and I'm back. I thought Olive was replacing me. Yeah, it was close. Close call. Honestly. She has a lot to say, clearly. I would expect. And I would be fine with. And I would tip my cat and say, Olive, please take my place. But yeah, I'm happy to be back. And yeah.

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Couple topics. Yeah. We got the Knicks game. Yep. And also Kim Kardashian show trailer. I'm sure other things will come to our brain. We're going to do weekly watch report. We're not going to do the popcorn. Since we're doing weekly watch report, we're going to do the popcorn on Friday. And then we will be back to regularly scheduled programming next week. So let's get into it.

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Another outing for Kylie and Timothy. They can't stop. I think they were like, okay, we're going to make this move and then we're just going to be in public. And they've been doing that. The Knicks game. I love how much of a fan Timothy is of the Knicks. He's a true New York Knicks fan. He is. I love the phone content. It's like where he's like, actually, you just see him like for a long period of time. The phone content from both of them, though, I love. I feel like it's making them feel like normal people.

You know, in a sense that they're like a couple, a normal couple that is like posting them both at a basketball game together. Yes, I love it. He's posting stories, she's posting stories. She's taking pictures of her and Kendall in the bathroom. Him writing Nick's W on his story like a kid from high school that I went to high school with. You're seeing the story. I'm like, this is perfect. But him just like,

yelling and like standing up at everything oh yeah kind of sitting next to him like that picture of him and uh the old picture of him and amari stoudemire and then the the new like he's just it was just very exciting for him i was happy it's fun that kendall was there i was wondering if maybe there was some eyeballs across the course his bad bunny was also there i don't even think about that yeah he was i mean there's really so many connections now obviously carl anthony town is on the knicks

Boyfriend of Jordan Woods Jordan Woods has been Really at all the games And there was a video Of Kylie and Jordan Jumping up and down So excited after the game So it's so fun Like this is like Bringing them all together I know You know what Cats dapping up Timmy I love seeing Jordan and Kylie Interact Like they have an Appropriate friendship They're like

You think Timmy's like, wait, this is so cool that your friend's boyfriend is coming to town. Yes. Yes. I think Timothy is actually feeling that way. I think he is such a huge fan. Bless you, little Abba. Bless you. I wish Olive was sitting with me. But yes, I just love how much he's like a true fan. Exactly. Die hard. And now, well, Maddie's out of the room. And she just left her social. Huge. She loves Jason Tatum. Yeah. And that was tough. Tough. Tough.

I didn't like I don't I mean I mean it was watching any injury like that is god awful and you know we're from New York so and I mean Noah obviously Celtics fan but we're from New York so we're good with the Knicks winning and also now since I like I want them for Timothy

- Ooh, big stretch. - Cardi B and Stefan Diggs are also-- - Yeah, I guess Cardi B and Stefan Diggs are a couple. I mean, what a, what a, I have to Google them to see if, oh my goodness, she's a sneezy girl. - Bless you. - I had to Google to see-- - Bless you, Olive. - Bless you.

Yeah, shake it off. Ooh, big stretch. I had to Google to see, like, I was like, has this been a thing that I just didn't know about? I'm really happy to see Cardi be moving on and publicly dating somebody because I feel like her and Offset have a really toxic relationship or had a really toxic relationship. Yeah. And I feel like Cardi was never seen dating anybody else because Offset was, like, so crazy about it. Yeah. So I'm happy to see her dating somebody else because I feel like that breaks the...

Breaks it down. They got a big applause in the arena. Obviously, there's 9 million famous people there for Nick's playoff game.

seemed amazing. Ben Stiller dancing with all the Knicks dancers and the whole thing. But no, I love that now they're there. Kylie and Timothee's like their date night is just headed to the next game. I hope they keep winning just so they keep going to the game. No, I love it. And watching like Kylie and Kendall whisper behind Timothee's back and Timothee's cheesing so hard. I'm like, well, this life this kid lives. You know? What a life. There was some in us weekly posts this week. Oh, yeah.

There wasn't a weekly post this week about maybe that was like Kylie and Timothy basically living together. I did see that. And then I thought, wow, Timothy is a stepfather. Yeah, right. My brain immediately went from like not even about them living together about Timothy being a father to Kylie's kids. Same kind of thing when I thought like when it was like the Kim and Pete Davidson stuff, it was like, wow, Pete.

Hanging out with these kids, taking on that role. But I think the difference is, and I don't know why, but Kylie and Timothee are the same age. Yeah. Whereas Pete and Kim weren't. So it felt like a little bit more like where it's like, I don't know. I don't know if that makes sense. It does make sense. It's just still kind of doesn't compute in my head. He's more of a peer in that category. But I just can't see Timothee Chalamet being...

A stepfather. But, you know, that's like anybody. Really? You know, when are you ready to be a stepfather? You know, it's just the role that he has to take. He's not a stepfather. He's the father that stepped up. Yes. So and Travis Scott was in Barcelona at the same time as I. I did not run into him. Yeah. Obviously. But yeah. So I'm happy to see them. Excited to keep seeing the date nights. Hoping the Knicks keep winning. Oh, a little basketball action for Olive. Yeah.

On theme for the Knicks. I will say, she doesn't quite understand the concept of throwing a ball and catching it. Also known as fetch? Yeah. Yes. The concept of fetch. Like, I'll throw the ball, she'll run to it, but she won't pick it up. Maybe she will eventually. And we took her to Joe's mom's for Mother's Day, and...

Where she's running around the backyard living her best life and we're like oh Joe did throw the ball and she like runs after it like she like trip over the ball and then and then just come running back and be like oh wait what she's just a silly

She's just a silly girl. She's not ready to play fetch yet. Maybe she's not sporty and she doesn't want to be. She doesn't have to be. She's more of a lady of leisure right now. Exactly. She's like relaxing, spa days, things like that. But on the same topic of Kardashian, Kim's show All's Fair, which is a show about all female divorce attorneys created by Ryan Murphy. He also created American Horror Story and other things, but mostly known for American Horror Story.

the trailer was released and in the same morning kim kardashian made a statement because she uh she's doing the trials for the rob for the paris robbery and she made a statement how she once wanted to be a lawyer so the past tense of once wanting to be a lawyer has people confused because they're like okay does she not want to be a lawyer anymore is she over speaking to the mic does she not want to be a lawyer

That's what people are wondering now because of the past tense of she once wanted to be a lawyer. She put it on the back burner. For this acting career she now has. On the back burner or did she just never pass? Right. That's a good question. And I also think when you then create a show. Now she can just act and be a lawyer. Right. She can just be a lawyer on the show. And I think when you create a show.

about being a lawyer, the people might take you less seriously as being a lawyer. I mean, people were going to not take Kim Kardashian seriously anyway as being a lawyer, but now she's acting as a lawyer as well. So there's so much, you know, maybe she was just preparing for the role the whole time. Maybe she was just doing, you know, yeah.

She was just doing character study this entire time. She went to law school and failed that baby bar multiple times. Just so she can create All's Fair. Just so she can be in this role. Yeah, this is what she's been preparing for. What a stacked cast, by the way, for this show. Stacked cast. I'm excited. You know what? The trailer, I couldn't tell if I was like, oh my God, this looks so good, or oh my God, this looks...

terrible and honestly it'll probably be a mixture of both it'll probably be so bad that it's good and we'll watch it just like you know we watch every silly show that comes out and we'll give it a shot and if it's horrendous you know we're gonna have to i'm excited to see what she's got like she's gonna be fucking acting alongside glenn close right i just feel like this is a real deal every time you see her it's like you can't shake the kim kardashian like is her character gonna be like

Kim Kardashian? No. Yeah. She's not playing herself. She's playing an attorney. Yeah. So it's going to be kind of hard. It is hard to remove her. To remove that. Yeah, because she's, you know, she's just, she's worked so hard to make herself, like herself, her name, her brand, that like it's very hard to disassociate and be like, oh no, she's just acting. That's her, whatever the hell her character's name is. She could ask Timothy for some tips.

Maybe Timothy's running lines with her, doing some acting classes. I don't know why this reminded me, but did you guys watch Walton Goggins on SNL?

I actually know. I didn't watch. I just saw clips. I didn't watch. I just want to see if he was going to talk about that. I just saw some of his monologue, but that was kind of it. I saw his monologue as well. Oh, I saw the dancing with the mom part. Yeah, I didn't see much. I was wondering if you guys watched and if you thought it was good or not. No. I was only curious if he was going to acknowledge the feud rumors, and he didn't. Yeah, he did not. Some people thought that she was going to come out.

I don't think they're in that place. No, no. As much as they want to deny the rumors. I don't think they're in that place. Yeah, I think that they're probably not like, hey, come on, buddy. Come out to SNL and do a little pop out. Yeah. I don't think that's going to happen. No, I don't think so either. Yeah. There was something else about the Kardashians that I wanted to bring up, but I'm kind of blanking on the spot right now. Kim or Kendall or? No, I don't know. Kourtney? I'm not quite sure. Julia Fox ad? I did see that. Cloud popcorn ad?

You know, what do you think about that? I actually, they sent me a box. Really? Did you try it? Yeah, I haven't tried it yet. I just opened it this morning. I'm interested to try. How dare you accept that box without me being home? How dare you accept that and not tell me about it? I, uh...

My thing with that is I sometimes think things would like that would be more successful if like the name was removed from it of like the K H like right from it. And it's because think about the amount of celebrity brands that exist that do not have the celebrities name or any whatsoever and are super popular. And then you find out that this celebrity made it or is attached to it. You're like, wow, that's incredible. Yeah. With something like cloud, like,

I feel like people might be more hesitant to buy because they know, oh. They see that. Like, they're like, oh, is this just another, like, you know, payday or whatever? But, yeah. Yeah.

I think it's a good concept. People have been raving about it on social media, but I don't know if it's fake. I would like to try it. Or not. I would like to try it, but I don't know. I will let you know. Yeah, let me know. Maybe bring some in. Yeah. Bring some in to try. Try the different flavors. Oh, yes. What are the different flavors? There was like a sea salt. There was a white cheddar. Is there like a caramel one? No. No. No.

it's not sweet they're all like more they're all more no like kettle corn they're all more savory i think oh maybe like a kettle corn flavor right that's original i forget what the other one was you let me know definitely like a like a sea salt when you go home you let me know let me know about it i'll take a picture um all right that wraps up the topics and then we'll get into the weekly watch report

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Weekly Watch Report on Wednesday. Weekly Watch Report on Wednesday. Weekly Watch Report on Wednesday. Weekly Watch Report on Wednesday. Yeah. Yeah, so... I didn't do the jingle when you were away, just so you know. I was going to ask. I didn't do it. Wow, it slipped my mind. It didn't feel right. You didn't do it? No, it didn't feel right. It's your jingle. What? I didn't even want to try. It felt like... Oh, no. You know? I said no. That's her jingle. Oh, gosh. Well... It felt weird to do it, you know? It's...

I feel like you would have rocked that jingle. Thank you. It just didn't feel appropriate. It didn't feel appropriate? Mm-hmm. That's very, very considerate of you. It just didn't feel appropriate. Appropriate's the right word. Very considerate of you. I did clock some TV yesterday when I was home. Yeah. Let's hear it. It was home, long flights. I sat on the couch, clocked some TV because I was trying to stay up.

Because I got home at like 1 o'clock. And I was like, all right, if you nap, we're going to have a big problem. You got to stay up. Yeah. So I was trying to stay up. I worked out, went for walks, watched TV. The four seasons. I watched this as well. I got a lot to say, but I'm confused about it. Because I did like it, but I also didn't. It's just such a great cast. Yes, yes, yes. It was such a great cast. Yeah.

And the plot of it, you were like, what? Right. Yeah. And I guess spoiler alert for anybody who didn't watch because I'm about to spoil something. Big time spoiler alert. Big spoiler alert. We're about to spoil something that happened on the four seasons.

When Steve Carell died, I was so pissed off. Genuinely, I was really enjoying my time watching the show. I was annoyed with his character. I was like, why is he getting a divorce? Why is this happening? But it was making me laugh, and I was interested in the dynamics. Ooh, he likes the gift. Oh, she likes it. Oh, my God. I can't believe I just called her he. I'm sorry. That's okay. We just met. Oh, hello, sweetie. Hi. We just met. I don't care about the person you just met.

I don't care about the four seasons. I was... Oh, you want to come up here? You want to come up? Oh, yes, come up, girl. Oh, stretch. Come on, big girl. Come on, yes. I don't care about the four seasons anymore. Good girl. Why did Steve Carell have to die? I don't know. That really felt like a... Oh. She likes to eat plants. Oh. So the tree is very intriguing to her. I could see that. Um...

Right into the mic, you're breathing like that. I'm going to repeat it for a sixth time. Yeah. Why did Steve Carell have to die? It just seemed unnecessary. I completely lost every interest in the show when Steve Carell died. I was like, this is going to screw everything up. Everything I've been working for, watching the show, feels like it's gone to waste. And it just happened. It just happened out of nowhere. It was just like, oh my, he's dead. Like it was...

You didn't really... I guess that was kind of the point of it. It's like you didn't see him. Not that you wanted to see him die. But they just get a... It's just over. Phone call and he's dead. That's it. It did make me laugh. Um...

When she was like with all the strawberry stuff. Yeah. Because I did buy like a cherry plate in Spain and I was like, oh my God, this is me with the cherries. Like her with the strawberries. I was like, this can't be me. This cannot become me. Or the escalator thing with like when he was like, she waits four seconds before getting on the escalator. I was like, oh my God, no, no. But that did make me laugh. Um,

So I'll give it like a B minus. That's what I have. I enjoyed it for the most part, but I also was annoyed at a lot of it and

It really was a great cast. And I really loved the premise. I mean, Coleman Domingo. He's so good. Fantastic. So good. Loved it. And I loved his husband too. Oh my God. Claude. Loved Claude. My favorite characters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By far. Like I was just like rooting for when they were on the screen because they made the show in my opinion, what it was like just truly fantastic, hysterical.

Tina Fey's character was kind of annoying. Yeah, just like very cynical, obviously. And so, you know. I guess that was the point. Yeah, I guess that was the point of it. But like also, yeah, it's just, I was confused by it. But I'll give it a B minus. Yeah. Summer House. Hey. Hi. Summer House. That was like too much. Oh, come up here. It was way too much sitting time for her now. She's like really trying to.

I'm trying to play. Yeah, she wants to play. Oh, water refreshing. I want some water. Summer House caught up on the last two episodes. I mean, what the hell is going on? What the hell is going on, Olive? Seriously. What's going on? Who cares, right? Who does it matter? What?

Does it even matter what's going on in somewhere else? Yeah, do you... What do you think about Jesse Solomon? Yeah, what do you think about what Jesse's doing? Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous. Oh, yeah. She's like, I don't want to hang out with him either. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, Jesse is screwing up big time. Yeah. The way he's treating Lexi, the way he's treating Ciara. Um...

All of it is no good on Jesse's part. I feel like Jesse is very lost on this season, and he's screwing up left and right. He's making Lexi feel shitty. He's making Ciara feel shitty. I think what he's doing in real time also is not making it any better. No, it's not making it any better. He's like, everybody hates me with his big, goofy smile. Sorry, unnecessary, but true. He's just doing that a lot. And...

You know what? Like, we could have called him out more when he was here. But I felt like, you know, here's the thing. When you're put on the spot like that, I felt like I was being gaslighted. Because when I was sitting here and I called him out and was like, you know, you got mad at Lexi. He was like, I didn't do that. And I was like, oh, maybe. And it's also like, what are we going to do? Sit here and argue with him about it? Right. I'm also not going to. He's putting, like, he's showing everyone. Right. You're showing your character when you act that way. For sure. And also at the same time, like.

It is a reality show. So when someone's sitting here telling you things and you're like, no, this is what happened. I'm like, okay, well, maybe we didn't see that because there's cameras, you know? So, but it did make us think like, wait, did we watch that? What's going on? Yep. Um, I will save though, although I don't agree with any of Jesse's actions and I feel like he treated Lexi really poorly and I don't like what he's doing with Sierra. I don't love, uh,

continuation of Lexi mentioning Ciara in a way that makes it seem like she has done her wrong greatly. I agree. I am not a fan of that. I don't really like... Ciara's done nothing to be put in the middle of all this. No. And I don't know why she was. And it feels like, you know, Lexi mentioning that Ciara asked her to not talk about her. You know, I'm just like...

why does this need to be mentioned? Yeah. I know Lex, you know, Ciara had brought, Lexi was, Ciara was asked about Lexi on Watch What Happens Live and, you know,

So it does get a little tricky when you are asked about things on Watch What Happens Live and you have to talk about it. But then when Lexi was like, yeah, Ciara asked me to not talk about her. I'm like, well, why did that have to be mentioned? Like you could have just talked about her and not even mentioned that. So I'm not really a fan of that because I feel like it's painting Ciara in a light that doesn't need to be painted and...

It feels unnecessary. Like, let's not let a stupid guy come between this because that's what's happening. It's like, let's just focus our energy on Jesse being a mess and forget, you know, like no reason to go after Ciara. So, yeah.

I will rate those episodes also a B minus because I'm just finding it to be repetitive and a bit aggravating watching. I'm like, yeah, it does kind of feel like at this point it's like, all right, wrap it up. And honestly, West is cracking me up. Like I can't even deny it. Yeah. West is cracking me up and I didn't want that to happen. I didn't want that to be the case, but you know what? He's probably in the background like,

Like, none of this has to do with me this season. I'm a background character. I'm just whatever. And it's all on Jessie. So I'll give that a B-. I watched Molly Mae's documentary. Ugh, I have to watch this. But here's the thing. I got it, like, spoiled. Like, the whole thing. Like, all the clips on TikTok. It was, like, nonstop. Oh, really? I haven't really seen much. Oh, I saw the whole... I mean, you know they're back together. Yes, yes, yes. They're back together and... And did they... That happens on the show? They talk... She talks about it. Okay, okay. And, um...

She does talk about, like, some, like, body issues she was dealing with and going through, and I...

find that to be very relatable and a lot of people watching I feel like can relate to that especially with her becoming a mother and her body changing and being in the spotlight and getting used to things like that someone who looks like her and we all look at Molly Mae and go oh my god she's so beautiful like we want to look like her but then to her for her to feel a certain way and being vulnerable like that I feel like is you know can be comforting for people to watch so that was interesting and you know

Her sister obviously just wants to look out for her. And I feel like people are mad at her sister, but then some agree with her sister because they're like, her sister wants the best for her. But Tommy, is he the best for her? Is he not the best for her? The whole thing. So I will give that also a B-. Everything was kind of in the B- range, honestly. Yeah, everything is good, not great. Fine, average. Nonna's, the Vince Vaughn.

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I found myself getting annoyed with Vince Vaughn and then found myself being like, well, maybe this is what you sound like in real life. You know, like, oh, my nonno, my nonno all the time. He's talking about his nonno all the time. I'm like, oh my God, this is me. Like, I can't shut up about my nonno, but he can't stop talking about nonnas. And it's like a whole thing. It is based on real, like a restaurant in real life about with nonnas. So I don't know. I just felt like sometimes they would say things that, um,

felt like this is so Italian but like it wasn't actually accurate or correct yeah in my experience but you know here I am I'm being Vince Vaughn in Nona's right now being like this is an authentic Italian that's just how I felt like a lot of it felt like stereotypical sometimes yeah yeah yeah like just like trying really hard yeah you know

But it was also, like, cute and fine. I give it at least a C. You know, it was fine for what it was. But it was, like, a lot of, like, capiche, capiche, you know, after everything. And I'm like, eh. Yeah. One or two capiches is fine. One or two capiches is fine when we're hearing capiche. And marron, you know. Marron is said often. But it's like, marron, marron, marron, marron. I'm like, all right. We get it. You're Italian. We got it. So, yeah. That's everything I watched.

Oh, Paul American. I always forget Paul American. I swear I'm not trying to. I watched the new episode too. Paul American.

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I just was distracted. I just wasn't paying attention as much. So I can't give it an accurate grade. I have kind of also put it on more as a kind of background. I see the clips of Logan just being a terrible husband, it seems. You know, Logan really gives short guy energy, but is actually tall. I had that thought yesterday. Like, Logan Paul is tall. But when I think of him, I think he's short. Really? Interesting. I don't think I thought that about him.

I just thought of him as maybe like just extremely average. Yeah. No, he's tall. Yeah. But are you talking about like looks or like the way he acts? Just in general. Like I... He's 6'2". Yeah, he looks... No, he's tall. And I've met him. But I still just see him as small. When did you meet Logan? At a club. Oh. In 2021. Oh, I didn't remember you saying that. Yeah. But... Yeah, I don't know. For some reason, I was having that realization yesterday when I was watching. I was like...

Maybe it's because Jake is short. Yeah. Is Jake short, though? Maybe not. I feel like he can't be that short. Maybe Jake Paul isn't short either. He's not. I don't think he's short. Let's just say 6'1". All right. No, he's not short. I don't. You know what? We also met Jake. I feel like Jake was, when we met Jake, he was shorter. He grew up. Grossbert? Maybe he grew up. He was going through puberty at the time. Yeah, it's true. Yeah.

He was pretty young, so maybe he had an additional growth. I do love watching him and his girlfriend together. I'm not going to lie. She's... It's actually very sweet, and I think she's really cool. She's so cool. I love how committed to her sport she is. I know. It seems like they both are very motivated. Let me tell you, they just pump each other up, and they're so motivated. I don't watch a lot of speed skating, but...

You will catch me Winter Olympics watching her compete. I hope she gets what she did. She's been training for it. I hope she gets the gold. Because it seems like this would be the last Olympics that she would compete in. That's what she said. It's her last Olympics. So I'm rooting for her as well. Yeah, exactly. Did you give a grade? I said I couldn't grade it because I wasn't really watching. Just give it a C. Okay. Sure. Cool. Just so it's on the sheet. We're going with C.

Right, not available, but I watched. It's confusing. What does that mean? I'll give that the same. I think it was also a C. You gave me migraine. Yeah, yeah. It was a C episode. Yeah. I watched the last Gemstones series finale. The show was over. You know, it's really hard to wrap up a show like that because I feel like sometimes shows that are really sometimes so ridiculous and over the top, it's like, how do you end this? And...

I certainly thought it was going one way and then it switched, which was fine. And like it ended in a different way. I was fine with how it ended. I wasn't like blown away, but I did really enjoy the season as a whole. So I don't know. I get the series finale like a B. Like it was good, not unbelievable. The season itself was better than the. Yeah. Yeah. I enjoyed like the earlier episodes of the season more, I think.

uh i watched episode i'm behind i watched episode four of the last of us so not episode five i haven't watched that one yet but episode four i watched um that'll get a b it's very interesting a lot of action non-stop a lot more obviously with um the younger characters now there's a lot of discourse online that this show is declining very rapidly

I don't know if you've seen that. Yeah. Apparently the people who have played the game are outraged at how the show is panning out right now. Really? Yeah. I've never played the game, so I don't really know. I thought people were so happy with how much they've taken from the game in a real way. I think that was season one, and then after the big moment this season. Is now what's going down with this character? I feel like after- What's-her-face that they're like- They're just kind of going on their own. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, look. It does feel like a love story. Sadly losing-

Pedro is a big hit for the show, in my opinion. I think Bella Ramsey is great, but it's like... I think they're saying in the actual game, her character wants vengeance, blah, blah, blah. That's all she cares about. In the show right now, it kind of feels like, oh, she just is in love with this other girl, and they're just having a good time. I don't know. Well, I certainly wouldn't say they're having a good time. Not a good time, but they're kind of like, she's not really like...

But, yeah, I mean, they're really putting their lives on the line in Seattle to try and find Abby. But, yeah. The Valley and Summer House last week, I'll just give like a combined B. We talked about The Valley. I don't really know if I've watched... I don't really know if I've watched anything else. The Studio? Oh, The Studio! I gotta catch up on that. Very excited to catch up. Oh, but I...

The Golden Globes episode, great. I cannot wait to catch up with Zoe Kravitz. It was all so good. I saw a picture of her and I was like, oh my God. We were sitting the last night in Barcelona. We were sitting at the bar and-

We were talking about all the shows we had to catch up on. And Matt looked at me and he goes, and let's be honest, I am invested in the Valley. I was like, wait, what? Like we, we've maybe watched one episode of the Valley together. He was like, I have seen nonstop clips of this show. And I was like, wow, I cannot wait to catch up. I mean, I know it's gotten really serious and like actually dark and depressing and scary. But I,

do want to watch. No, but it's been, yeah, it's been crazy to me. I literally couldn't stop laughing. And I'm very invested in the Valley. No, that Golden Globes episode of the studio was really good, I thought. Yeah. I'll give that a B+.

I'm going to give it a B. I'll give it a B+. I liked it. I thought Zoe Kravitz was really good. I thought it was very... Seth Rogen's character is just... He's starting to annoy me a little bit. I think that's the point. He's been annoying me since the first episode. I think that's the point. Obviously, the scenarios are supposed to be absurd, but this episode, it was almost like... I enjoyed it, but it was almost like...

too absurd. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fair. Um, yeah. So, yeah, it's just good. Um, that's all I watched. Yeah, I haven't really watched much. I watched The Last of Us, like, the last two episodes combined, I guess I'll give, I'll give, like, a B-. Like, I'm still gonna watch and, like, when there's a lot of action, it's entertaining. Yeah. But, yeah, um,

it definitely is like nowhere near season one for me the four seasons like i finished the last couple episodes those are i like the first few more like you said like yeah first four great yeah but also like when when they said he died for some reason i wasn't even like that shocked i was just like oh that was dumb like why i wasn't like mad i was just like what yeah yeah you're just like why that even why would you do that yeah uh i'll give it like a b minus um

The studio, I'll give a B. And then your friends and neighbors, the Jon Hamm show, I'll give a B minus. It's fine. But nothing great. But yeah, I think that's all I watched. I feel like I might be missing some stuff. All right. That's everything we watched.

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