Ria’s Wild Bachelorette Party Recap + Oscars Roundup
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What's up, everybody? It's Chick-fil-A.

That's not even the words, huh? No, it is. It is. What's up, everybody? Or what's up, everyone? Everyone. Oh, everyone. It's not the words. Oh, okay, okay. No, it was the... It was the four. You went... You flew at 50% on that one. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rhea and Fran giving you that Friday energy on a Monday. There you go. And Kelly's with us. There we go. It's out. I'm so used to us talking normally before we...

record at like a normal level and then when you do the intro you go what's up everyone it like there's a pop and there was there was no pop no let me tell you i lost my voice this weekend it's actually back cut

Thankfully, mostly. You sound great now. Yeah. I lost my voice fully on Saturday. Like, I woke, I was like, Fran heard me. She goes, oh my God, you sound awful. And I was like, wow, have the, what's it? The turntables. How the turntables. Yeah, how the turntables. We are back from the Bachelorette weekend. How we feeling, ladies and gentlemen? Noah, you know, we saw Noah too. Yep. I don't know if I'm,

I don't even know if I'm right here right now. Am I doing a podcast right now? You guys have to let me know. I'm asleep. We just interviewed Grant, The Bachelor. Two minutes in. That's going next week, by the way. Yeah, that's next Monday. That'll be out next Monday. Two minutes in, I looked at him and thought, am I here right now? I felt like out of body. I can't believe I'm here right now. I can't believe it. I felt that way too. And I'm not going to lie. I did have an out of body experience. And this is like, we'll talk about it.

as well 'cause the Oscars were on Sunday night, and plot twist, they started at 7:00 p.m. - Oh, I was furious. - Which was just like, I thought I was getting home with an hour to spare. I quite literally walked into my apartment at 7:00 p.m. and I just like looked at, I like dropped my bags and Ariana Grande was just singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow and I was like, what's happening? That felt like a real out of body.

I was very upset about that. I was upset too because I wasn't home yet either. I was just landing and then getting in the Uber to go home. Crazy, absolutely crazy. They didn't advertise that enough. They didn't. No, they really didn't. It's always eight. It's always eight. It was lovely. It was a little bit earlier because it always goes on so long. But anyway, no. It was full-blown like...

Am I breathing? Like I called. I checked my pulse. I checked my pulse a few times on the plane. My voice sounded awful on Sunday. I sound better today. Sunday was my, working up Sunday. I was like, I don't know. I called Joe and he goes, you sound like you're about to take your last breath. I did.

I was standing there. It's so funny. I was like, yeah, I might. I just might. No, seriously. We can go through day by day because the last day, we actually played this weekend perfectly, by the way. Yes, we did. You know how somebody blow their load too early? Well, we said that at the beginning. We said we cannot blow our load on Thursday. We have to set the tone. We have to set the tone. It has to be good. First off, I want to give a shout out to Scottsdale Bachelorette because my- Round of applause. Round of applause. They crushed it. They crushed it. My sister found them in-

reach out to them to like decorate the house, you know, do that sort of thing. Told them the Princess Diaries theme and let me tell you, exceeded my expectations fully. Like,

I got there Wednesday night with my sister so we could set up other things because we also got the ladies some gifts and stuff that we wanted to set up. But the morning of, I went for a walk, went to go get my hair blown out so that I wouldn't see what was going on. And I came back. I have a video, full-blown, obviously, sobbing. I'm like, this is the coolest. I was not expecting this.

Yeah, they did an amazing job. The attention to detail was extremely impressive. Even with just like the balloons. Yeah. There's certain... The one that, what did she say? That was my favorite one. A queen doesn't... A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early. Like on the balloon was...

They were also just creatively set up. I've been to a billion bachelorette parties. I don't know if I've ever been to one where the decorations were so perfect for what we were doing. Like every single thing, even the little shot glasses with your face on it with a fake twerking body. Actually, my sister did that. Oh, did she? Yeah.

That's kind of the nose. Any picture of me twerking was a Nicole job. Okay, that's fair. That's fair. Shout out to Nicole. Shout out to Nicole. But no, everything else, like the balloons were crazy. It was so good. So Thursday, everyone arrived like middle of the day and Thursday was a chill night. Movie night, projector in the background, big bag chairs, blankies, bouncy house. Like after arriving, it was just like,

I don't even know if anybody really drank. Like during the day, people drank. But champagne. Yeah, of course. But at night, everyone was like, all right, we're chilling. We're watching movies. We're watching Princess Diaries. We're watching Aquamarine. You know, some people hadn't met yet. So some girls were getting to know each other. Like it was really lovely and wholesome. It was. And I also loved that –

because it was such a Princess Diaries themed Thursday night we were like well what movie and we were joking like oh is it like too much now to like also watch Princess Diaries yeah yeah but then we were like we'll take the picture just the title card and then like five minutes started to play and we're like

well, let's just watch a little bit of it. And then we just watched the entire movie. I mean, it's a great movie. We're crying. We're laughing. We're crying. It's an amazing movie. It was so good. I know. I cried like six times on Thursday. Yeah, The Bouncy House, which was amazing, fit perfectly, but incredibly hard to slide down. Yeah. I mean, we're adults. Yeah. Let me tell you, The Bouncy House as an adult rattles your brain a little bit. Like jumping up and down isn't as fun as it was. That thing,

is it made for us anymore and we felt that when we were all trying to jump it's for children it's confirmed it's for children it's a solo person thing now yeah yeah fran at one point was like the bouncy house is fun alone honestly you got way more air when no one else was in there when i was bouncing by myself i was like this is lovely yeah this is but like when you had other people you were like when you know when other people bounce and then you double jump you get stuck yeah yeah when you go into it then you get stuck um

Yeah, and we were really trying to lube up the slide. We were trying to think of different ways to get that going. - We went in our silk PJs, they didn't work. - It would've needed to be a slip inside, which we weren't, we didn't need that. - Yeah, but then actually one of my-- - Somebody would've broke something. - No, we went out flying. - Oh, we went out flying into the concrete. One of my friends, Fiona, she went down in her bathing suit and gracefully slid down. - She did. - And she was like, "I have really smooth skin." And we were like, "Okay, whatever, bitch." - Yeah, I guess we're chapped.

I mean, we were dry as hell. Very ashy. I was so dry. You were dry as hell. I've never been so dry than I was in Arizona. Dry in Arizona. And then Friday was boat day in the morning, which we were just in the middle of the desert at one point. Like, I looked around and I'm like,

wow, we really are in Arizona. That lake was a mirage. Yeah. Like, I'm so... Did we, like, did we make it out of there? Like, are we dead now? Like, did we die? Yes. That lake. Like, what was that? Like, what the fuck? We drove an hour, like, through the desert to just all of a sudden see, like, a body of water in the distance. And I was like, this is actually, like, in the movies when someone is dying of thirst and they're... And they...

And they see A watering hole In front of them That they run to Is not real I was like That's not real Yeah we're like Water I need it Oh my god It's a mirage Oh that was so fun though That was fun The boat day was What was the boat Actually called It was like Pony Pink taco Pink taco That's it Pink taco Which is in itself Pretty perv Yeah a little pervy The whole weekend Was a little bit pervy Very But the

The boat was a blast and we were just in the middle of the lake, which is a man-made lake, obviously, because you're in Arizona. I did not go in the water. Did you guys go in the water? No. Just to pee. Yeah. No bathroom on the boat. But the water was freezing cold. It was like cold plunge level cold. Yes. Like it was...

It was tough. At one point, I snagged my pinky toe on something. I thought I broke it. It's only sprained. Don't worry, ladies. Kelly was like, I broke my toe! I broke my toe! I was like, what? It felt broken. But the way she said it was very common. She's like, my toe is broken. I know it. I just know it. It is sprained. It's bruised, but it's not broken. I hit it so hard, I knocked the nail polish off. That's how hard. But somebody was like, stick it in the water! Because it was so cold. It really did help. It helped immediately. It was...

Ice fucking cold, which is too bad because there was a slide. There was a slide off the wall. Shout out Kate. Yeah, your future sister-in-law. She went down the slide. She went off the slide like a champ. She was crazy for that. I took one look at that slide. I said, no way. Good for her because I think if I, I don't know if I would have been able to come back up. You know when it's so cold that I think I just would have sunk to the bottom. The thing is she didn't tell anybody she was going off. So all of a sudden we just see a body fly into the water. We're like, oh my God, who went down the slide? And Kate, we're like, Kate!

The thing about it too, the slide, so it was like a double-decker pontoon. So if you imagine that, like you go on and it's like the flat surface. There was a regular ladder that made you climb to the top, not like stairs or anything. And so on the top, there was a slide. The slide was like a slide you'd imagine at a playground for children. Like it was a small slide. Yeah.

Short slide. A short slide. Long drop. And a huge drop. Huge drop. Like a six foot plus drop from the top of the thing. And so, yeah, we're all on the bottom, kind of, you know, the stripper pole's on the bottom. We're all twirling around the pole, taking lessons from Cousin Fran. I mean, my cousin Franny. Nobody hits a pole like her. Holy shit. Nobody hits a pole like her. But it's graceful. We're all sitting, we're twerking, whatever, and then all of a sudden we, like, hear a rattle and a shake and we look over and Kate's body's literally flying into the, like, that was the craziest thing I've ever seen. Insane. But honestly, like,

Cousin Franny, who's not really my cousin, but is my cousin. Yeah. We've been through that before on this podcast. Yeah, yeah. You know what was really a fantastic moment that I had this weekend was listening to Franny. I think it was either Fiona or Leah trying to explain to one of them how you guys were related. Oh, no. And I literally, I was cracking up on the inside and crying.

I let her go for like five minutes before I jumped in and went, they're not related. But at one point, it's very far down. But she does exactly what you do. You set it up. It's like, well, this person lived next door to this person. And we're really just best friends. And Franny's like, she's just my best friend. Like, I don't know what else to say.

She's your childhood bestie. No, it's literally... No, it's so funny because we were... Then, by the end of the week, I'm trying to just get her to move to New York. Yeah, of course. Oh, no, the whole time. I was like, Franny, you gotta move. I think we were pretty convinced. We were. She was like, I know, I'm trying. But the move... I wish she was here to recap because the move she was pulling. But at the end... I asked her if she took a class. I was like, are you taking classes? Like, what is going on? It was insane. No, but...

We'll get to this Saturday. She's like a gymnast. She's got like a gymnast style body. She's incredible. She's made of muscle. Her whole body is one big muscle. It's insane. The move she was pulling out, my jaw was on the floor. No, but the boat was so fun. The bus driver that took us to the boat took us to In-N-Out after the boat, which was just an unbelievable call. Yeah. That was the best. Which was maybe the best meal I've had. My friend Hope's doing, she was like, he's taking us to In-N-Out. I was like, I didn't even think of that. That is incredible. No, that was genius.

Unreal. I almost ate my fingers off eating those enterprise. I was sitting next to Kelly in the car. And Kelly's a very... Let me tell you, Kelly's a very dainty eater, a very polite eater. I am. A little OCD about it.

I've never... And Kelly turns to me, she goes, you ever see me like this? No. No, I actually haven't. I ate that burger in five seconds flat. And then I was eating the fries with my fist. Like almost took my whole fingers off. I was so hungry. It was so delicious. Like I just couldn't get over it. It was the best meal maybe of the weekend. I loved that In-N-Out. It was so good. So good. Me and Leah just ate our...

and burger in complete silence and it took us maybe like three minutes flat to just house it all and then like with burgers still in our mouth with our plates empty we just like looked at each other and we were like mmm yeah yeah nope that was good don't tell anybody about this that was really that was really fucking good rolling up our

non-existent sleeves. Oh my god it was so good. I had like in and out sauce on my bathing suit. It was incredible. I know all of my white bathing suit I'm like this thing's trash. This is done for. So good. And we got back and it was a classy dinner that night. We went to Toca Madera in Scottsdale which if you've been there you know it's like a great spot. They got fire performers. They got a man playing the guitar. It was like electric

The fire lady and the electric guitar guy were, they were unbelievable. The fire lady. How did she learn how to do that? She was swallowing fire. She was literally deep-throating fire and then she'd blow it back out. How do you one day know that you could swallow fire like that? No idea. How do you experiment like that? Actually posted. And she was so hot. I think you have to join the circus.

No, you really have to. In my head, I kept thinking, like, I couldn't get past the logistics. I was like, it has to be, like, a flammable something that she's, like, coating in her mouth or whatever. But eventually that goes away and then doesn't it burn your mouth? Like, is she swallowing gasoline? Like, what is it? I don't know. It has to be, like, edible fire? I don't know. I'm not sure. We need to fire swallowers to let us know. I posted on my story and everyone was like, wait, is that you? And I was like, well, why?

What? It looked like me. People thought that was you? Yeah, I'm not kidding. I got a ton of people responding to me like, I thought that was you. And I was like, I wish? Like, it didn't even look like me doing that. She had a long braid. When would you have gotten that big long braid? I don't know. She had a long braid and she was phenomenal. But the food?

So good. The food was amazing. Incredible. Food was really, really good. Cocktails also. Cocktails were out of control. So good. I love a restaurant with a good, funky cocktail that puts it on the shelf. The watermelon margaritas, they were going down swimmingly. Out of control. They were so delicious. So incredible. And then Saturday, well, first of all, Friday, I stayed up.

Way too late. Talking with my friends. You two went to sleep. Oh, yeah. I was socially drained. Yeah, Kelly and I were sharing a room as well. And it's just like, I think we got to... The house was...

so amazing but like you could hear everything in every room like there was no there was no noise like you close the door it doesn't like you could feel like you were inside the room and at that point like Kelly and I were so tired we just got into bed and I was like I feel I hear I hear all the giggles I'm like I just my eyes are closed I was like I just I can't I didn't even have FOMO I was like I don't even have the energy to have FOMO right now I'm gonna be honest so it was one of my favorite moments of the weekend because

my friends and I were just laying in bed like just you know you just get the giggles and everything was funny like every single thing was so funny everything everybody's doing and at one point I was like guys let's play show and tell

Leah show and tell her water bottle so good that all of us bought it in that moment. I was like, whatever you're doing right now, I'm buying. All of us took up our Amazon and we were like, yep, we're buying this water bottle. It was just, it was so good. She's a great salesman. She showed, she was such a salesman. She told. And she did. And I was like, you know the moment when I brought it up and I was like, listen,

you show and tell and they're like Maria no they're like show and tell right now I was like this is Octavia my stuff animal that I travel with I was like I'm gonna force everyone to show and tell right now you better go around and do it and it worked show and tell worked because I got that water bottle did you want to clarify that everybody was a little high oh yeah I didn't mention I wasn't sure if you were trying to oh no I forgot that part but hopefully

But no. I feel like it's an important addition. It is. No, it's a very important addition that everybody smoked the joints that my sister brought. Yeah. Which were... I don't even know where the fuck... Where did she get those joints from? I don't know. I don't even know. But everyone was like, I... You know...

Noah knows. Noah steps in. He's like, ah. That was the first sound out of Noah's mouth, and it wasn't a good one. No, because I was having a great time. I was feeling real good at the club, and then we walked back to the bus, and she was standing outside the bus and just handed it to me, so I didn't even think. I took a hit too at that. She took what I thought was a small one, and immediately on the bus, I was like, oh.

oh no like no one got on that stripper pole and he was flying around that place no no and I was like so in my head too I was like fuck I should not have taken that I don't know what was in that yeah hilarious no I got I got into mom mode like I also did the hit and I got to the back of the bus and I couldn't talk to anyone so instead I just filmed everyone on the

poll so i have everyone on the poll no thank god tommy smoke's going around for an hour thank god you have everybody on the poll yeah i do no but friday night yeah we were a little this is my face all time yeah i'm like horrified i was like ah no it's glenny i'm funny bumping the pole so good oh no but no yeah we were high during the show and tell so i do have to clarify that yes and hope and i together like in high school

we would just smoke all the time and just me, Jesse and Hope would go to Jesse's house. Hope and I would smoke and we just nonstop giggles all night long. So on Friday, we were like, oh, you know, it brings you back to that moment. We were like, wow, this is really bringing us back to that moment. We were stuffing chocolate covered strawberries in our faces. Shout out to Matt who sent the chocolate covered strawberries. I miss those. Always have to have those. I love a chocolate covered strawberry. And then we were like, you know when you start, it starts being a lot and Hope looks at me with a bag of Doritos and I was like,

I was like, Hope, we're not built like this anymore, okay? Put the bag of Doritos down. All right, we're not going to be okay tomorrow. And we open up that bag of Doritos, our chests are going to be burning. Put the cool ranch down. So that was, we set up way too late. So then I was like, fuck, Saturday morning. I'm like, goddamn, we have a full day of pool party into club. How am I going to make it? And boy, did I make it though.

What a magical breakfast we had this morning coming into the studio. A McDonald's breakfast. I had a bacon, egg, and cheese McGriddle, and I put my hash brown on that sucker and it tasted absolutely amazing. McDonald's breakfast is the absolute best, and making time for it is the best feeling. When you get to get that McDonald's breakfast before the clock strikes out, there is no better feeling.

Also, making a breakfast taco with the big breakfast is actually pretty good. Or a little hash brown on the McGriddle, like I said.

Obviously, I always order multiple hash browns when I get McDonald's breakfast because one just isn't enough for me. I'm going to need at least two or three because I know that one, I just need a little bit more. So breakfast, it always comes first in the morning. And let that first thing be McDonald's. Wake up because it's time for McDonald's breakfast.

We had a pool party at the house on Saturday. We had a home DJ come. Shout out Gabby Rose. Shout out Gabby Rose. Well, wait, we got to shout out Chef Betsy first. Oh, oh, oh, first. Sorry. We had a chef brunch come first. See, my eyes fried. We had a chef brunch come. Chef Betsy and the whole team. It's an all female team. They are fucking incredible. Actually took a picture of the card. Chef Betsy and Aaliyah. Shout out to Aaliyah who cooked it all up. Omelets, potatoes, fries.

personal alums too it's artisan personal chefs in Scottsdale they're incredible she was like no boys allowed we're an all female team and they had the best energy in the entire world Chef Betsy gave me a massage yes she did yes she did she was like a tiny little lady with short hair and glass she was the cutest lady and she was like oh my god at one point

At one point we had to have more alcohol delivered because we had drank all the alcohol and it arrived and the guy who delivered it was this like kind of buff like bald guy and he had like a good tan and he came up and I like didn't see him walking up the thing and Betsy was like, ooh, the guy's here. She like ran to the door to open it and as she was opening she was like, this guy's hot. Yeah. Open the door.

I think Betsy may have thought that that man was not a delivery guy. Yeah, she thought it was a stripper for sure. I think she thought it was breakfast in a show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think she was hoping it was, by the way. Oh, she absolutely was. Once Kelly opened the door, she came back over to the table. She looks at the end of the table that I was sitting down and she goes,

hot guy at the door, just FYI. It was unbelievable. Because then we told her we had the Cabana Boys coming, which are like, it's a thing in Scottsdale, Cabana Boys. We'll get to that. And she was like, oh, the Cabana Boys? They're hot. And she was like, I know someone who maybe may out with them. She was like, I have a little story. No, I shouldn't say it. Yeah, she was like, I shouldn't say it. We were like, come on, Betsy, tell us. No, it was...

So funny. And then the pool party, DJ Gabby Rose came. Shout out Gabby Rose. Phenomenal DJ. Gorgeous. Kept the vibes going. DJ Gabby Rose looked like Alexis Bledel, but...

But like with like a beauty filter on or something. Not that Alexis Bledel isn't already the most beautiful woman in the world. She had like a little Lily Rose depth to her too. Yes. She was so cool and so pretty. Gabby Rose was sick. She was sick. Unbelievable. Good vibes. And then the Cabana Boys showed up. Yeah. And so it's two Cabana Boys. And we were like, what are the Cabana Boys? You know what I mean? Are they strippers? Are they not strippers? Like, what are they about to do? Turns out they're like gymnasts. They were doing flips on.

All around the backyard They made us play All these games They were They were putting on A circus in the backyard They were great Great facilitators of fun One might call them Yes facilitators of fun For sure They set up every Every drinking game You can think of We did a little flip cup We did a little Slap cup We did musical chairs But it was like Musical flip cup Musical flip cup Whatever Which I won That was a good time Which you won The bride won

And I mean, yeah. And then every, you know, losers get these shots. This, you know. They were pouring. They were something. They were shoving shots down our throat. Shoving shots. Shoving shots down our throat. But they were mixed. They were like a good mix shot. So like it was messy, but it wasn't, you know, nobody was puking. I was worried that it was going to get too far. No, I love that. And it's something that I never do on my own, like mix shot.

you know me neither yeah me neither when somebody else does it I'm like this is amazing which is exactly what they were good for they brought out trays of they served us the entire time and then at one point they were like you know bride

It's really hot here in Scottsdale. We're going to need your help to take our shirts off. And I was like, Kelly? And I was like, I know Kelly wants to take this man's shirt off right now. And I did. I was like, I'll pour the shots down his fucking throat and you whip this man's shirt off. And Kelly was like, ooh. Kelly was giving divorcee in Thailand. Big time. Big time. Kelly's energy on Saturday was...

So fucking funny She was in like Her tropical Bikini set From Anthropologie by the way Everybody has me Amazing And a black Which he Continually called a hat Which I was like Honey that's a visor It's a visor It's a visor But it's It's just like The top is open But it can be closed I'm like No no no It's still a visor Yeah

And just being like, boys! I have a picture of Kelly. It was really good. She's laughing head back next to standing in one of the Cabana Boys and it's an incredible picture. I had a great time with the Cabana Boys. They were so cool. They were really cool. You're basically like, you know, the palm trees all over the whole thing. At one point, there's beautiful vegetation around the backyard and we're looking at this tree that had grapefruit, orange, we didn't even know what it was. Kelly just goes...

Oh, let me pull up my app. I'll be... I'm like, oh my God. I have a flower app. Picture this. It's a really good app. Bitter orange tree. No, the Cabana Boys were... Oh my God, it was so funny. By the way, one of the Cabana Boys rolled up and when he walked down into the driveway, he had his motorcycle helmet under his arm. I was like, oh. Oh yeah. No. I was like, which one? This guy. You know...

I don't think we should say their name. No, that's true. That's true. The taller one. Yeah, okay. But Fran went outside and left. Green motorcycle. Oh, I did. Of course. At that point, I was like, I must say lime green. How did I miss lime green? I can't even remember. I said lime green motorcycle parked in the driveway. I went, of course. I truly thought so.

so fun the helmet was part of the act when they walked in I was like what are they about to do with this helmet right now yeah what's happening here no but they were they were so fun and they were fun they were sweet boys they were sweet they were really sweet but we were like at one point just forcing them to do flips we were like flip flip get in the pool get in the pool and do it on land and they were they did it all they were flipping all over the place they did it all they were doing lots of flips and then they were like alright we're clocking out and Kelly was like

pay him pay him tell him to stay another hour I was like I got this I'm in the pool I'm like give him my Venmo yeah and someone hand me my phone right now and here's the problem Kelly paid them a large sum of money in which they didn't do any work after they just got in the pool the whole time they just hung out with us in the pool and by the way I had a great time swimming in the pool but then they started pouring us shots and like cradling us like we were getting baptized baptizing us in the pool they were like

Would you like a shot dear? And they literally like cradle you in the pool. Yeah, right. Every time. That was worth everybody. They were like, come here. And they would dip you slowly in the pool and then pour the shot back. There was a very delicate way they were handling the back of our heads for pouring the shots. They're probably trained or something to not be offensive or something. No, but it was very gentle. Yes, it was very gentle.

And like a slow dip. Oh, you want some more shot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like in the pool though, I really did feel like I was being baptized. And then I have videos of you holding Rhea up, like literally baptizing her, like spinning in circles and me in the background singing Christ has died. Was it like carrying her like a baby for a long time?

Rand was carrying me for probably 45 minutes in the pool. You just got passed off by everybody. We all carried you like a baby. We were having such good conversations. No, I did. Everyone carried me like a baby at some point in the pool. We all did. But me and Fran were having such good conversations, but our faces were so close and we didn't realize that...

that my sister and alex took they took pictures and they were like are you two gonna kiss they're like what happens between you two and we looked at the photographs we were like we didn't even realize we were that close like no and my and my job and we were just like talking yeah yeah we were just talking and at one point my mouth is like wide open like and i'm friend was like what was i telling you i was like i don't remember like for me to be making that face

And then Kelly was holding me and Leah was holding me. And everybody was holding me in the pool. And I was like, wow, this is, I truly felt like I was just floating in heaven. It was the best. No, it was honestly, I was doing, do you guys see me cheer? Do you guys see me do cheerleading? Yes. Kelly was up in the sky like a flyer. I was a flyer in high school for five minutes. I said, I haven't done that in 18 years. You're way too tall to be a flyer.

I know, I always was, but I was always like 90 pounds. A back spot? Oh, true. Not anymore, but I was at the time. But I don't even know how that happened. I was just like, oh my God, she's so tall. I do not know how that happened. There were multiple cheerleaders in attendance, and you know how that's how it always goes. Right, the cheerleader is with the cheerleader.

The cheerleaders band together. All of a sudden, it's like, let's start. She's an active coach. She's a cheer coach right now, so you know she's ready to stunt. I think she brought it up. And then they were looking for a flyer, and I was like, I was a flyer. And then they were like, get up here. Yeah, get up here. Flawless. It was flawless. I'm sorry. I have to say it. It was flawless. I haven't done it in 18 years, but I'm lucky I didn't smash my head on the concrete. That was a bad idea. No, honestly, the pool was so...

so much fun. Like I truly was just having the best time of my life. And it was heated. I don't want to get out of the pool. It was heated. Ours was not. Yeah, I heard that. And I was like, ours was a perfect temperature. It was actually perfect. And then we all got in the jacuzzi, which was perfect. It was so good. The jacuzzi was gossip hour.

I've never gossiped this hard I was just I was just oozing gossip Right The jacuzzi When you step foot into a jacuzzi It's like Alright let's talk some shit I had to flash my titties To get in the No you said Don't get in the jacuzzi Unless you flash your titties I saw everybody's nipples this weekend Everybody Every single person Yeah Sometimes that happens Sometimes it's like that Sometimes it happens Us three meet again While we're telling this story No way No way we're telling this story I mean Are we? Just a little bit Just a little bit Because at one point

Between the pool and the club, we were like, how the hell? We were fucked up. We were like, how the hell? Too fucked up at that time. Are we making it? The Cabana Boys left. DJ Gabby Rose is gone. We made an executive decision that we just had to stay up. Even if it was a slow roll, you just have to crack another drink. You have to crack another drink. And me, Fran, and Franny were sitting outside. And we were like...

should we go take a shower yeah should we go stand in the shower i had an awesome shower yeah ginormous ginormous shower it was like it was like a it was a full half this set like the entire set literally yeah so we end up going in the shower with some more drinks we're playing the best music we're playing songs that i'm like this is shake shake shake shake it yep

All of a sudden, Kelly opens up the door to the bathroom. Well, no, no. You sent out a text. We sent out a text. You sent out a group text that said, meet us all in the shower. Well, we said, Alex, come to the shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all of a sudden, Kelly opens the door. She's like, hi, are we doing this right now? Jumps into the shower. The four of us were in this shower for so fucking long. Yeah. Like an hour and a half. We literally pruned up in this shower. Ew, and the...

We had our own DJ dance party. We did. Yeah, but it was just like we had to. We had to do it. It was the only way. We had to do it. And the people who didn't join really missed out on a good time. They must have seen the text. They must have not seen it. It's just one of the gayer things we've ever done. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Certainly. For sure. You know, I didn't tell anyone. When we got to the club, you mentioned something to Matt and I...

I was like Oh she told you Well because Fred No because Fred Pulled up the picture On her phone Of all of our heads Just our heads Don't worry Just heads Just heads Heads up And she was like Look look She was like Did you tell Matt about this I was like Yes I did Yes I did tell him about this And

let me tell you like thank god because i think i had three drinks while we were it like oh yeah in the shower and it kept me going it did no that shower fueled me it was it was uh i need this here's the thing because my problem with friday my problem with friday night was time just started moving so slow like between like seven and nine o'clock just took so long i was like every second you know like i was like i need

I need to keep going. So once it hit like 6, 630, I was like, we just gotta, we gotta keep going. The fact that the four of us were

fist pumping naked on the back of the floor. It's just like a memory that will not leave my head. But the thing is, Fran and I are so comfortable in that sense. Like we'll walk around, around each other. Shockingly, you probably wouldn't think this about me, but I'm very pro nudity. Yeah. So comfortable. I am not. Kelly's not. That is a new, that's a new grown thing for me. She was jumping around going, I can't believe I'm doing this right now.

Also if I'm hammered. Right. Totally different. I care way less. But usually that's not my. I didn't grow up in a naked house. I don't have sisters. Right. No, when you have sister, it's like whatever. Totally. I'm like group setting. Certain moments, even when we first got there, I was changing. I'm like, oh, the door's wide open. Yeah, but everyone's comfortable. I don't care. Franny was like jumping up and down. I need to move to New York. We can do this all the time in New York. The four of us can do this everywhere.

every day together no it was actually so funny funny and the pictures of that friend has on her phone are so funny just head up like yeah of course of course they're clean they're good they're good keep it classy keep it classy but it was but it was it was productive you know it was you know I washed my hair

Yeah, no, we all washed. We took moments underneath the shower to all wash our hair, wash our bodies. We did sexy performances. We all got ready and did our makeup. Shocking. By the time I did my makeup, my hair was like halfway dry because it was just air drying. Took forever. And I just looked in the mirror and was like,

does this look good? Or have I been drinking so much? You know, like, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go over, I had to go

breathing through curling. No, you curled your hair phenomenally. It was crazy. It was really impressive. All around, really, everybody looked beautiful, which is a tough feat for the way we looked three hours before. No, I looked in the mirror. I said, is this the best my makeup's ever looked? Like, I was literally like... You had like a perfect, like shimmery look. Yeah, I was like slobbering on my face. My tongue was hanging out of my mouth while I was doing my makeup. I was like, I don't know how I'm doing this right now. I do not. I think you just...

You know, you really just blend more when you're a little drunker. Because you're really trying to make it perfect. And blending is really the magic a lot of the time. It is, for sure. I'm not blended today, but on Saturday I was blended. Oh yeah, no wait, I want to say, I'm sporty because I had to wake up at 8.45am to play basketball for Rome. No, that's insane. So I just want everybody to know that. But the fact that I'm alive is a miracle in itself. And then we...

I was like, I'm going to need this party bus to come a little bit sooner. And that was the right call. I was like, if this party bus doesn't come sooner, we have a problem on our hands. So the party bus picked us up. Then the party bus picked up all the guys. Matt came running onto the bus, jumped into his arms, full...

Full split in the air. A little make out. You know, literally the best feeling in the entire world because we had such an amazing weekend and then all of a sudden meeting, like combining groups was such an amazing idea. So fun. Like it was so much fun because we both individually had like great weekends with all of our friends and like all the people we love but then to combine everyone together, I'm like, oh my God.

Oh my God, this is truly everybody I love in one setting. Like my brain was going crazy. It was so much fun. Highly recommend like meeting up with your husband on your bachelor, bachelorette parties if you do the same weekend. But like do your thing, you know, do your thing with your girls. And then you meet up in the last night where everyone's just like so excited. Got to the club. Club was fantastic. The bottle girls were coming out with,

On cars and angel wings. I've never. I thought it was fucking hallucinating actually. Those were the hottest girls I've ever seen. They were. Where'd they get those girls? Where did you find these women? And they all looked exactly the same. Kelly, I said the same thing. But I was like, what the fuck? I was blown away. They were stunning. I was just staring at one of them for a while. Sorry, I'm being weird. Their asses. I was like, is that real? One of them looked like Liv from Love Island. Yeah. Like spot on. Very much so. Really so gorgeous.

Gorgeous. Yeah, they were stunning. The club was so much fun. Had a nice table. Had some champagne. Signs. Signs. Great signs. It was really just a classic club. Just dancing nonstop. Everybody having a blast. Combining groups. And then we get back in the party bus. And now everyone's fucked up at this point. And there's two stripper poles on this bus. And we, the girls, our house was about 35 minutes away from the guy's house. So we had about...

35 minutes before we picked up the guys where we all got some time on the stripper pole. Yeah. We also had time on the stripper pole on the boat. Like we had a lot of stripper pole time. Yeah. So we were kind of stripper polled out. We were like, all right, we don't do this. You know what I mean? I pull my pussy out enough. Right. Same. Like everybody saw my ass cheeks. Yeah. We were also in some,

Everyone was in tiny dresses. Yeah, skimpy stuff. And when we sat on the bus, it was like we were just a lot of flashing. We were in short dress. I know. I know it may not look like it, but I did have good underwear on for my dress. It may have looked like a dress where you can't wear underwear, but I figured it out and was able to wear underwear, which was great because I was moving in ways that I didn't even know my body could move. They were trying to get you to send you to jail for the way you were moving. I was going to say, well, it actually would have been a problem if you were.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, you need it underway. It actually would have been a huge problem. But yeah, I got my ass jiggles out and everything before the guys came onto the bus. Yeah, we all did. But once they got onto the bus, they were like, wait, we haven't been around a stripper pole all weekend. Yeah, they were like, we want to shake our ass. And each guy took a turn on this stripper pole and each one got worse and worse. Like, it started out strong. Like, one of Matt's friends started out

really strong yeah yeah he did he did he started out fucking strong yep and then it got to tommy tommy was strong time it was slow spin it was just here's the thing is like like 18 rotations the poles themselves on the bus the the pole on the boat did not spin but the pole on the bus did spin which uh strip for those who don't know stripper pulse they do traditionally spin yes that's that's how they get around we now know we now know but but

the guys, instead of like performing, like they would just hop on the pole and then we just like spin them around. And I think Tommy legit went around 25 times. Like I've never seen someone spin more in a circle. He was like a slow spin. Glennie was humping the pole. Glennie texts me. Nobody knows. Glennie texts me.

put on Crazy Bitch. And that's why that song came out of nowhere. And I put on Crazy Bitch and he hopped out of his seat. Yeah, he did. And he spun around this, which was amazing. He loved it. But then it progressively got worse. You know, like Noah, he had hit that joint and we were like, we basically forced Noah into that part. I did not want to go. Actually, it wasn't even us. By the way, Noah, I didn't, no,

It was like the boys are pressuring each other. 15 seconds. I was like, let me get up there so I can say I did it. But it wasn't bad. You could not have run up and run away. The video I have of Noah is only two seconds because I couldn't hit record fast. He was down so quick. He did what he needed to do. And he did it. And let me tell you, we were not forcing Noah. The guys were. And it's like, all right, Jeff went. All right, I have to go. Jeff D'Lo got up on the pole. Now.

Jeff D'Lo made a face like he fucked the face of Jeff D'Lo in the video when he's done with it he's like I'm that's my new job like I'm a stripper now I've done this before he looked at me and he's like no literally like it was I swear to God like you're up buddy I'm like alright Nick Mulcahy honorable honorable shouts to Nick Mulcahy Nick Mulcahy is the fucking best he's the best and love him the prank and he wore that cheetah shirt and he wore that cheetah shirt let me tell you he was fresh to death Nick Mulcahy

So I said this on the podcast, but for those who have missed it, Nick Mulcahy had texted me, Fran, and Noah about work in a separate chat. And I wrote, Nick, do you have your animal print shirt for Saturday? And he was like, no, is that a thing? I said, yes. And it was as simple as that. He wrote, love it. He didn't.

Ask any questions. No. So then he texted. So, but, but we'd keep like, I keep feeding him things throughout the week. So I texted him like one of the days, like, do you have an extra animal print shirt? Like, I don't have one. And he's like, I actually ordered two, but I don't think it's coming. I'm like, fuck, like I'm going to be the only one with that one. No, no. I,

Let me clarify. I started to feel really bad like Wednesday. And I was like, somebody tell Nick Mulcahy that this is not real. And all of the guys were like, no, we're not telling him. And Matt was like, should I tell him? And Tommy and I were like, do not, capital letters, do not tell him. So I was like, all right, all right, whatever. Then Saturday comes along and they're texting me from their house. They're like,

Rhea, Nick Mulcahy thinks you have a box of animal print shirts on the bus. Like when he comes on there, just say you forgot the box. So he gets on there and he's like, is this a fucking bet right now? Do you have a box of animal print shirts on there? And I was like, Nick, I forgot. And he turns to Tommy. He goes, I'm going to fucking choke you. He's still somehow like while on the bus for a while, like still thought it was a real thing. And you actually forgot the bus. And Tommy's like, I can't

It was real. Shoving his face. And I was like, Nick, though, I have to be honest with you. You look fucking good. He looked the best. His shirt looked the best. I was like, by the way, you look good. So you should be happy about this whole thing. We did lock eyes at one point on the bus. And I kind of like mouth like... And he looked at me. He just went... He just like silently shook his head. And I was like, oh...

No, but then he gets to the club. I was like, you have the best shirt in the whole group. But honestly, he really looked great. He looked great. But then he gets to the club and he didn't give a shit. Took my glasses. He has a champagne bottle in the air. He's like, I got my cheetah print shirt on. Having the time of his life. You gotta lean into it at that point. At that point, we were like, why didn't you guys just do an animal print theme? Well, then I was like, Noah, why didn't you wear animal print? You know what I mean? Like, you should have wore animal print. By the way, Jeff and Glenn were not too far off.

We knew that. We knew that they were going to be wearing shirts like that. But no, it was truly incredible.

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You know, at some point you two looked at me and you were like, I'm sorry, there's no stripper coming. You know, because... That was mishandled. It was mishandled. The ball was dropped somewhere. Not on me, obviously. But you guys broke it to me. You were like, by the way. But the Cabana boys survived. They were... Not really on us. They filled that void. No. They filled that void. We tried to... Listen, it was a...

Up until the very end, we were like, you know what? Let's make this. And it just wasn't in the cards. And not even just for me, but I know the other ladies there wanted it. Of course. Because when somebody showed up at the door and they were like, oh, we thought it was a stripper. And I heard that and I went, you know what I mean? And I'm like, it's all right. It's all right. But no, we still. If I knew that bag had been fumbled like two days earlier, we would have had a brigade. No, at one point I told.

the story of what happened and because you guys had told me how like it didn't end up happening and I told him the story he was like he sent me his Google search he was like yeah he was like male stripper it's

It's not gonna happen. What if Matt said you would have strippers? No, that would have been the most hilarious thing. Kelly and I are fixers and nobody enlisted our fixing. Exactly. Nobody enlisted the fixing and also by the time we knew that it really wasn't a thing, then it was... The ladies would have appreciated it. There was no stripper in one hour. Because I know that they would have because of every time somebody rang the doorbell of them thinking, is it a stripper?

stripper like that's what I would hear everyone scream and I'd be like we'll call a stripper to the wedding honestly though like truly a thousand out of ten weekend like my god so much fun literally not one thing could have been better like it was just incredible like top to bottom and just everything about it like all the ladies in my life coming together everyone was

was just so jet like everyone got along like everyone meshed really well like the chemistry was like flowing off the charts everybody was having such a good time together like my favorite part was like walking into someone's bedroom and seeing

the friends I grew up with with some newer friends like talking in bed together and I'm like this is beautiful like I'm like oh my god I'm so happy to like great girlhood great it was just you know it was incredible like it was just it was so special and then to just like meet up with Matt and all the guys I'm like that literally my heart was like gonna legitimately jump out of my chest I was like this is the best thing in the entire world like I I

literally oh my god I just it was just the best thing ever and I truly like I almost when I saw Matt and jumped his arms I almost did a backwards flip no really like I was like no we went legs up so fast yeah I know it was a video Kelly was so excited for you that she threw her legs up I was kicking my feet I was like no way Kelly was

Kelly was going like this. Kelly was going like this. And the chair, I was like, Kelly. It's in the shot. I was like, everyone, get your legs down. I have my phone like this trying to film you jumping into Matt's arms. You just see Kelly's legs kicking in the air in the shot. No, it's amazing. The moment was so magical. I didn't even think, I forgot that it was probably being filmed somewhere. I was just like, Kelly, your vagina's out too. To be fair, I had a romper on. I had a romper on. But it still was out. It still was out. Yep.

the video I have of me jumping into Matt's arms and we're like passionately kissing. My legs are spread in the air and you see Fran like the mom from Mean Girls like this with the camera and she's just filming it and she's like dead locked in on filming it. My arm is like flexed.

No, I fucking got this video. Like it is unbelievable. No, it was, it was just such an amazing time. Literally. All right. I just wanted you to have an amazing time. And I kept like Kelly and I kept looking at each other. We're like, she's having a great time. Oh yeah. Like just like, yeah,

but I hope you guys had an amazing time too. You know what I mean? Cause like my whole thing is like, I always just like want everyone else to have fun. Like I'm like, if everyone else is having fun, I'm having fun. Like, yeah, but I truly had the best time. Like Saturday will go down as one of the best days of my entire life. Like the pool party into the night out with everybody combined, like was just,

Fantastic weather, by the way, too. Oh, yeah. We really lucked out. We had some A-plus days. I got burned in my chest. No, I know. We had beautiful conditions. It was incredible. I literally can't get over how fucking amazing it was all around. Couldn't be better. I was so sad to be alone last night. Because Matt had to fly from Arizona to California. He's filming a tennis game.

With... With Hubs. Yeah. That's who you're about to tell. No, no. Can we say who it is? Yeah. I think so. Maybe not. One of the best tennis players ever. That's a good tease. I'm not sure. Rio was about to drop his... Rio was about to drop the tennis player thing. Kelly was Hubs. Yes. No, no. I mean... Who was also on the trip. Who was also on the trip. With one of the best tennis players. That is mind-blowing. We're like, how are you...

and functioning going to play tennis with one of the best tennis players in the world. Like, I'm just not, it's not computing right now. Ever. Ever. Like, ever in the history of tennis. Yeah. Right. No, it's crazy. It's crazy. No, who has ever gone from their bachelor party to play tennis with one of the best tennis players in the world to Turks and Caicos? No, no. Yeah, yeah.

He's on a heater right now. Matt is literally living his best fucking life. Is he flying straight there? Yes, he's flying from California to Turks and Caicos. Oh my god. He's arriving to Turks and Caicos Thursday morning. I'm going to be in Turks and Caicos with Fran and Joe all of Wednesday. That's hilarious. Which is going to be... Three is coming.

no yes literally incredible thank you to you guys because you guys are just the best always like you guys are literally the best love you we had so much fun i love you guys thanks so much um it was amazing like i i just like oh my god i love having everyone around each other and like now ever all the guys and the girls and you know like yeah wedding like

I'm really excited for the wedding now. Oh, it's great guys when everybody knows each other beforehand too. It's like, yeah. Right, because it's like not everyone, like not every girl has met all of the guys and like whatever. So it's like just amazing all around. Cannot wait. Wedding is so soon. I literally said to you guys before, I said,

Like I've been Next month I've been We're in next month territory We are It's like yeah Cause now it's March By the way it's March I think there's something Really bizarre about Like leaving For this trip In February And coming back in March Obviously Makes sense Yeah But um But like seeing my calendar Being like wait Today's March 3rd No it's already March 3rd And I've been I was like I didn't pay rent Yeah I got they slid the thing Out of my thing And said oh I missed the first No it's It's crazy

I've been concerningly chill about like the wedding that I'm like, I must be missing something. Like, you know, planning wise. No, no, no. You've been preparing. You've been thinking about it. You've been prepping. You've got everything. I think getting everything done early was the best thing to do because now with it being next month, I'm like, I don't think I have anything to do. You can just enjoy. There really isn't until you're there. It's like you can't, you know, until you're setting up and doing everything. No, I'm just like...

all right, from forgetting something and at least the two of us are showing up. You know what I mean? Yeah, absolutely. That's all that really matters. That's all that really matters is us both being there. It's just like dressing and you got your shoes. I got my shoes. And you got like- I went, I want everyone to know. I love the shoes. I want everyone to know. I went with a Dolce Vita. It's like, they cost like a hundred and something dollars and they're fucking comfortable and they're classic and they're good to go. They're really cute too. And I'm not spending a fucking grand on shoes that are gonna get

And you know Props to you If you do that For me I know myself I am not the best Walker in heels And True It's like Okay guys You know No but No you're good No not really But No but there Like I would Like there are some shoes That I would step in Like if you were That are beautiful shoes Yeah But I'd be like You No

No. You can't walk around in those. No, no, no. So that's why. So you want to have fun. You want to dance the night away. Yes, I want something that's going to be comfortable and whatever. And like a lot of those shoes that cost a lot of money are not super comfortable. And I don't want to spend a lot of money on shoes that aren't comfortable. So I highly suggest if you're looking for shoes, look at Dolce Vita because they have a ton of options and they're super, super comfortable. I was like, I think I'm going to wear these all night. Like they're, they're incredible. So super amazing. Amazing.

million out of ten weekend thank you to you guys thank you all my friends thank you to my sister who you know made an amazing weekend and yes also to myself because i you know i feel like i i planned a pretty good weekend it was a joint effort between you and your sister too yeah you did a really you did a really great job and you know props to the cult because she's not she's not living this life

Yeah, no, no, no. And she... She's a mother. She's a mother. She's a mother. And she... Powered through. She did. There was at one point, Saturday night, she was telling people she wasn't going out. I heard that. I said, you're getting your ass up. You get to the club. And everybody behind my back, because I didn't hear any of this happen, bullied the shit out of her. We did. And they were like, you better... It's your sister's bachelorette. You better get the fuck up. I said, get off your ass and get to the club. I swear. And...

And she made it to the club and didn't want to leave. She loved it. We kept telling her, we're like, you'll have fun once you're there. I was like, we have to get there. We need to get the vibes up. As soon as we got on the bus and we started playing, we got the music cranking again. We had our, you know, whatever we have on our, drinking and whatever on the bus. And it just immediately, the vibes were right back up. Yeah, immediately went back up. And then she, right. And then she had, she didn't want to leave. She didn't want to leave the club.

and she had an amazing time on that bus yeah exactly it was it was incredible all around um just amazing just amazing good stuff yeah successful very very successful noah how was your how was your guys weekend all around yeah i mean i don't want to like take too much time up because obviously it's a whole weekend but it was it was amazing like yeah it was incredible uh a favorite part

I mean, just like hanging out at the house. What is your Rosen stem? Oh, yeah. I don't really have a stem, but I mean, I actually did end up going golfing, which I wasn't going to do. Wow. That's huge. Did you do golf? I did. How'd you play? I think I played really well. I think a lot of people were shocked at how well I was playing because I've never played golf before. Oh, my God.

So the group vibes were so good you had to go. When was your first time swinging a golf club? Not including mini golf, yeah. Okay. Nice. That's incredible. You've never put a driver in your hands? Our fourth son was me, Dana, Nick, Nick Mulcahy, and Tommy. And I asked Dana and Nick just so much better than Tommy that who's played golf before.

that it was really like, I felt bad for Tommy at some point because everyone was shitting on him. Tommy was no better than you. He's not athletic at all. Like running around. He almost killed someone on the golf course. Like basically like if the hole is over that way, he was swinging and it's some, the ball went like that way. Oh,

and almost took out one of the other guys. Embarrassing. That's tough between hearing the golf thing and the picture and the... Yeah, the hibachi. Oh, the hibachi. It was so fun. Did they tell him to do that or he just... No, I think that was his natural... No, he did that. Of course. Hibachi was amazing. Like, that always plays.

Hibachi is always. That looks really fun. And Chindel, our guy, like was incredible. Like he was drinking just as much as we were. They always bring the best energy. We did that in Miami too. They do bring great. They bring good vibes. And the food was good. It all turned out like the food tasted good at the end. Oh, yeah. I feel like the guys. Do you have any issues with your allergies? No. No, Matt called the restaurant and Hibachi to make sure that Noah was going to be okay. That's very thoughtful.

No, Marty told the guy and then I said, should I tell him again? Like, just to be safe? He's like, yeah, you probably should. So I went up to him and I'm like, no nuts, right? And he just laughed in my face. It was like, yeah, yeah, ha ha. And then, so then I kind of was like, all right, well, I hope that they're all right. He made sure before the party, he was like, oh, I have to make sure about Noah's nut hours. Yeah, because I texted him like, hey, tell them no nuts. He's like, I already did. I'm like, wow. Wow, that's a friend. What a guy. Just a great guy. Great guy. I love him. He's a great guy.

But the amount of drinking we did, I was like, I could take a couple weeks off now. It was just nonstop, obviously. Yeah. It really was nonstop. But it would have peaks and valleys of the amount, but it was constant. Do you guys know the drinking?

drinking game it's like baseball but beer pong version oh yeah yeah we were playing that all weekend like very intense we basically had two set teams and we do like nine inning games and then you had text so we were in like one heated heated battle like Saturday night when we were getting ready like before we went out and

You were texting, like, make sure everyone's drunk to be on your guys' level. We were on a scary level. I was like, if the guys are not at this level, it's going to be disproportionate. Marty added this rule mid-game. Like, hey, so if anyone homers...

The entire other team has two shots. And I swear like he made that rule. And then like five minutes later, there had been like six home runs in a row. So our team took like six straight shots. And I was like blackout drunk within 20 minutes. I was like, I need to start drinking water because I'm not going to survive tonight. I heard some of the guys puked right before they got on the bus. I was like getting there. Yeah. I was like, you know what?

I'm glad I sent that text, but at the same time, no, it was good though. It was good. They needed to because they walked into what we were up to and they were not even close to our level. They would have been like, what the fuck? It would not have been, it would have been weird. No, it was, yeah, no, it was, it was incredible. The picture. Did we already talk about the picture of green tee shots? No, we didn't. Oh my God. Jeff,

Shout out Jeff D'Lo. Made an entire picture. The biggest picture you've ever seen of pre-made green tea shots and a ton of little shot glasses and just on the bus all the way to the club. Just pour, pour, pour every single person. Like you had no choice. I think Jeff Lowe broke the record of most delivery orders to a house ever this weekend. Tommy was just saying that outside. No, it was insane. Like I said the first day, like after the first four, I'm like, I'm going to keep count of this. And like I lost count. Like,

Every 10 minutes, there'd be someone at the door. And I'm like, Jeff, I didn't even know he ordered something, but I knew it was for him. Of course. And it would always just be drinks or food. At one point, people were saying their lips were chapped.

order chapstick. Just like the house mom. But everyone was like, thank God Jeff was there to like make sure everyone was covered at all times. Yeah, it's true. No, it's just incredible. I'm so happy. Like I seriously, I am just the happiest person in the world right now. Like I cannot wait to marry Matt. So,

So obsessed with him. He's literally the best person in the entire world. Like, just the way that he treats me, first of all, like, is just the... Like, I literally, I can't even understand. Sometimes I'm like, you literally treat me like the best person in the entire world. But also the way... Because he loves you. He's a sweetie. The way that he treats all his friends, too. Like, he truly cares so much about his friends. The friends that he grew up with since he was literally a small, small child. Mm-hmm.

His high school friends, college, his work friends, like my friends, like my friends love him so much. Like that is literally the best feeling in the world when like your friends love like your significant other so much. So it's like, it's just the best feeling in the world. And honestly, like he, because he is that kind of person that like loves his friends and his family so much. And I've always loved my friends and my family, but like he makes it even stronger because he's like just that kind of guy. So this weekend was just amazing.

all around and I just, I thank everybody. I just want to flow in the air. You're just feeling blessed? Yeah. No, I really am. I can't believe this is my life. No, I honestly, I didn't even close my eyes on the plane home yesterday. I was like, this is just...

I was firing off my drunk, my Prosecco tags being like, everyone's amazing. Yeah. Oh my God, that was so good. So good. Unbelievable all around. Good stuff. So yeah, that's the recap for The Bachelorette weekend. And we're going to get into the rest of the show. We're going to be talking about

Oscars and Weekly Watcher. We have to talk about Traders. And we have to talk about... Oh my God, we didn't even talk. Oh, fuck. I mean, I guess we could talk about Traders right now, quickly. We'll do a quick... Just a quick... Because it was part of the Bachelor party. It was part of the Bachelor party. We'll do a quick... Well, I'll talk quick and then you guys can get super deep into it if you want. So please...

Your point of view of the traitors My point of view of the traitors is Of us watching the traitors and jumping out of bed So first of all cliffhanger of the century I've never seen a cliffhanger like that on a reality TV show That made us literally all jump out of bed We had been outside watching Princess Diaries And it was like it was the chill night We were all kind of like alright we have early morning tomorrow Boat whatever and then we snuck away And started watching traitors The you us three And Franny and I wasn't

I don't know what I was expecting. I thought it was going to be exciting. I thought it was going to be good. You know, who knows, whatever. I did not expect the fireworks that we got to witness. Oh my God. And we all, we were all asleep and then levitated out of bed for that finale. The way that we all jumped out of bed and screamed at the TV. Crazy. Like,

Genuinely. Have you watched it yet? I watched it, but I didn't watch it until yesterday on the plane. Oh, yeah. So I was really trying to avoid spoilers. Yeah, we'll talk about it later on, but that was... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was... Because I think I saw you guys maybe post about your reaction, and I just came by. Yes, yes. You posted a reaction. I got like... We were outside, and I got a few DMs of people being like...

oh my god are you guys like not going to be able to watch traders this weekend because oh like it was insane and in my head i was like oh my god and i people were starting to kind of go into their rooms and like wrap up the night whatever i looked at me i was like yeah no it was time and then we but wait let's go watch let's go watch and then literally kelly was in our room i go kelly we're watching traders yeah yeah she was like when we were watching into

I whimped about traitors and my sister walked in. No, that was the funniest. The funniest. So we're watching traitors. We're like halfway through the episode, right? And it started to get juicy. We're starting to be like, oh shit, oh shit. All of a sudden, I was laying on the floor because my back hurt. And we were like, the door opened slowly and Nicole walks in and I literally went, we're caught. And then she came in and she goes, what the fuck?

The most serious what the fuck I've ever seen goes, we could have watched this on the big screen outside. Wait, did she watch Traitors? Does she watch Traitors? Apparently. But I didn't even know that. Rhea was like, she doesn't watch. I knew. To be honest, I knew because she mentioned it outside. In Florida, when we watched Traitors, and my parents, she wasn't watching, so I was like, oh, I thought she didn't watch. But apparently she does. But she stormed out of the room, and I was like, uh-oh. You know when you get the little sister like, oh, no. I was like, I'm in trouble.

She was pissed. I was like, I watched Trainers Without Her and she was pissed but it was so funny. No, huge shout out to my sister too because like you said, the little details of like everything that she added on top of the, she worked so well with the company making sure everything happened so huge shout out to my sister for making that happen. I selfishly am like the girl that like can't watch a show in like a big group, you know, because I'm like, if people start talking, I get so annoyed. Same. So I was like, we can't watch this out. I was like, we can't watch this out. No, no way, no way. People need to be into it. It's too early for me to be like shushing people on this podcast.

You know, like it's Thursday night. Like I can't be like, hey, hey, you guys over there. Actually, such a funny, such a funny moment by Saturday. You know, everyone's so much more comfortable with each other. Oh, yeah. We were playing the game and my sister is next to Fran in the game. And my sister whispers to Fran like,

And Fran goes, you just told the wrong girl. Nicole's cheating! It was unbelievable. She goes, I've been cheating the whole time. I was like...

I was like, Nicole, you're done for. Not on my watch. She's cheating. She's cheating. You know how competitive I get in these drinking games too? I was like, Nicole, you're out. And also, this isn't a team game. It's a single person game. If it's a team game, different story. Totally. The flip cup, afterwards, one of the cabana boys came up to me and he was like, yeah, I can tell you're pretty competitive. I can see it in your eyes. I was literally, I was like, let's go. Let's go. We were,

clobbering the other team. Nicole was just taking her cup and flipping it over. Yeah, she was just flipping it over. When we were playing the slap cup game and we were all like, slap that bitch! Slap that bitch! Slap that hoe! The Cabana boys were like, oh, okay, we see the kind of energy that we are bringing to the games today. The Cabana boys were like, we can make it stack cup. I was like, no, we're playing slap cup. I'm like, we're not stacking, we're slapping. My friend Jesse goes, wait, I get to slap people? We're like, no, no, slap that

slap the cups we're like don't slapping got more and more aggressive the more you drank it was poop slapping all over the place it was so good physical fights were about to start breaking it was unbelievable okay let's get into the rest of the show thanks Kelly thank you guys clap Kelly clap it up clap thank you thank you

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Let's get into the Oscars. The Oscars were Sunday night, which, by the way, earlier than expected. I think everybody was blown off by that time. Usually starts at 8 p.m. It was 7 p.m. It was nice that it ended. Well, it still ended at 1045. Yeah. So it was better than 1145. It's a long show. And Oscars to me is always the most boring out of all of them. Yeah. Opening.

Obviously incredible. Stunning. Which I had to go back and watch because I was late because I didn't know that it was at 7 o'clock. But it was incredible. Oh my god. Chills, goosebumps. The entire thing was absolutely spectacular. Ariana Grande comes out in her red ruby dress. She had the little shoe detail on the back. And...

sing Somewhere Over the Rainbow so beautifully, just so beautifully. And then she subs out. And they're just like, they look like they're floating, you know? She just like floats out. Cynthia floats in. Yeah, floating is the right word. She sings Home from the Wiz. I'm unfamiliar with the Wiz. Like I know what the Wiz is. I've never seen the Wiz. And there's a lot of Wiz love throughout the evenings, the Quincy Jones part with Queen Latifah as well.

But Cynthia sings and then they join together. They float together to sing Defying Gravity. And I mean, I know we just say it time and time again, but their voices are out of this world. Cynthia, like, doesn't even look like she is trying that hard. And her voice is...

command, booming, booming sound. And they're both such little people. It's crazy that those voices come out of both of them. They're so tiny. Cynthia is

Unbelievable. There's no other words to describe it. Like, and obviously Ariana as well. Like Ariana, you know. She's like brought a tear to my eye as she hit the ice. It makes so much sense why they appreciate and love each other so much because they're like, we're just two women.

with incredible voices, with such talent oozing out of us. - It really was the perfect casting. Like I know we just talk about how they're everywhere and so busy, like it's just, they really, really nailed that. There was one shot that was so stunning.

Shout out to that cameraman, Warwick, that got that shot, you know? And it was Cynthia singing. But you could see Ariana in the background just smiling over her. Just admiring her. And ugh. Just fantastic. It probably never gets old hearing each other. Oh my God. They hear each other sing all the time, but it never gets old. No. It's still jaw dropping every time.

God, it was beautiful. The Oscars themselves, there were some sneaky wins. There were some... A lot. Anora really... Cleaned up. Cleaned up, which was so cool to see. I mean, I think it's insanely cool that Mikey Madison, first Oscar nomination, first win. Like, your first nomination, then you fucking win it. And then the movie itself wins best movie and directing. And, like, they won six. Like, it was just incredible the whole night. But...

I was genuinely upset about Timothee Chalamet losing. Like, I... Yeah, I know. I was, too, to be honest. I know Timmy is still young. Yeah. And he has so much time to, you know, make more films and more roles. But I was, like, genuinely upset for him. Yeah. And maybe that's because, like... I think his last speech at the SAG Awards, it's like, you know that he cares. Yes. Yeah, yeah. And I think that is why. It's because...

you know he's upset. Like, you know, like when they clap and you're like, oh, they probably were. You know that when he was clapping in his head, he was really upset. And that, I'm like, oh no, like I feel so upset for him. Did you see the Club Chalamet tweet? No, I didn't see it. She was like, the Academy has made their decision. Congrats to Adrian. Adrian's speech is actually still going. Right.

What? He's still, his feet are still going. Adrian's feet are still going right now. Yeah, he's still up there. And here's, like, here's the thing. I understand people love the Brutalists. The Brutalists,

was the one movie I did not watch I literally watched everything else I did not watch The Brutalist I won't be watching The Brutalist strictly for the time yeah it's a time thing how long is it like three and a half hours oh my god it's so long that there's an intermission yeah at the theater that's why I saw one tweet there was like there's gonna be an intermission in his speech yeah yeah right exactly and you know movie people love it

It was allegedly a beautiful movie. That's the thing. And I respect that. I respect that art, the whole thing, whatever. He was juicing. He was juicing, yeah, I know. We don't have any morals. Yeah, and I think it's not anything taking away from it. I did see a lot of people joke, too, that it's funny that Adrian's two awards, he's just, it's very similar roles. Yeah.

And, you know, Timmy put a lot, five, five and a half years working on being Bob Dylan. You know, he put in a lot. He put in a lot. I just didn't really think that, like, I mean, I can't really say because I didn't see the Brutalist. That's the problem. It's like we can't. He gave a performance that was worth an Oscar win, like in my mind. For sure. No matter how good anyone else was. For sure. But sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles. Maybe they want to give it to two young people. Yeah, that's not the first time.

You feel it's somebody who, you know, I feel that way about Ariana Grande. Right. I think Demi Moore looked shocked when they called her the key mess. I think she did, too. To be honest, yeah, it was, there were some, the Enora wins were surprising wins. Because every time I was like, oh, this will be the brutalest, this will be, I thought maybe Conclave, because Conclave was winning a lot, too.

I thought maybe Ralph Fiennes was going to slide in there. I would have been happy if he won. Honestly, if it wasn't Demi Moore, I thought maybe even like Fernanda Torres could be a sleeper pick there. And I mean, Amelia Perez did not win international film, which I thought was also huge because I felt that was a pretty big favorite. And Zoe Zaldana did win for supporting actress, which was really the supporting roles were the ones that have gone the same way.

Across the board. It was Kieran Culkin, Zoe Zeldon. They won everything. They cleaned up. They cleaned up at the Oscars. Very happy for Zoe. She did put everything into that role. I've said this 9 million times, right? She did a great job with the movie that she was in. The movie itself, my God. When those songwriters got up there, they won for Emma, and when they started to sing,

No, no, no, no. I knew watching it, I was shaking my head going, Fran hates this right now. No, no, no, no. I couldn't believe it. The songs are so bad. The fact that that is an Oscar winning song is a joke. Terrible. And you know you're so like... When they went from... Sorry, this is like me, but when they won, I was like, oh, they're so...

their egos are so inflated right now like they like really think they did a good job they're gonna sing the whole they're gonna sing the song on stage also when they played each of the nominated songs back to back like it made it that much more clear like this is terror like how right it doesn't make any it really doesn't make any sense selena gomez had a funny joke um on stage when she was presenting and basically was like you know when you're part of the group project that gets an a but you didn't really do anything and i was like that's

hilarious like that is a hilarious joke and then she who was she presenting with again uh samuel jackson yeah yeah and she was like listen that's why we're both here right now yeah and i was like kind of bold to say that samuel jackson conan did have that carla joke that was that was yeah pretty yeah i thought conan did a great job i will say i i'm never a big fan of the uh

make a joke about how long something is and then throw something that is making a joke about how long something is. Does that make sense? I know what you're saying. Like doing the dance routine after. Yeah, it's like, oh, don't worry, I won't be too long. I know these things always go long. And then doing a full musical number about things. I'm like, okay. Now this is long. Either just do the musical number or...

Or don't. You know? A little self-awareness. No, I thought he was very funny. I thought he pushed it a little bit. Funny joke about Kendrick. Yeah. The Kendrick thing was funny. Now we're at the half time where Kendrick's gonna call Drake a pedophile. I thought a lot of it was very funny. Um...

And like, yeah, I was shocked when he made that crawler joke. I texted a group being like, oh, wow. So she's not there. And then they cut to her like a second later. No, and it did kind of seem like she didn't under, she was like, I don't think she fully understood the joke. I wish I would have cut to Selena in that moment. I know that this is like, go ahead. No, no, no. You took a big breath. I did. Cause I, I remember something. I'll remember in a second. I'll remember. It was such a big breath that I'm curious. No, it was. And now I'm on the edge of my seat. I watched the Oscars with,

A group of people. It was my, JBGia, TJ, one of Joe's friends, actually two, Billy. There's a bunch of people in my apartment. We were watching. You're having a hard time remembering who was there? Yeah, I kind of was. I'm operating on not 100%. Honestly, I lost some cells in there. Some of the group did not know about the tweets. And so I read the one about Selena Gomez and that just, everyone was like,

Like I was like, oh yeah. And she tweeted this in 2022. Yeah. Like it was like, what? And they're like, and it was an article about Haley and Selena. I was like, yes. No. Insane. And also like, did you forget what you were going to say? Yes. I'm sorry. That's why I. No, no. I know. I remember the other thing. Oh, the other thing. But what I was just about to say to in response to that. It's gone. Oh, it's back.

The Oscars, they let Will Smith get on the stage after he slapped Chris Lopes. Yeah, right. The Oscars, they're like, yeah, she can come. Right. You know what I mean? Like, they're...

Everyone was like clapping for her too, which I was like, uh, what? Yeah. Yeah, whatever. What I was going to say was, it's really not even important now. It feels like there's such a buildup. It's really not. Every time they panned to Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet when there was a joke about Timothee, it looked like Kylie didn't get the joke every time. Yeah. Like it looked like Kylie was just- I feel like she didn't know how to act. Yeah. I feel like she just maybe felt pressure like being on camera. So she would just like-

Looked like there was a delayed giggle every time because it was like the joke would hit Timmy and he'd be like, that's a good one. And then Kylie would laugh like five seconds later. I also feel, and this is just an opinion about the family as a whole, that

there's just been so many jokes made about them or at their expense that you're kind of jaded when it comes to people like making, like, ah, what are they going to say? Like, I don't know. Like she's like nervous. They're going to say something about her. Right. Yeah. Like, I feel like maybe she didn't know if maybe she was going to be mentioned or if they were going to like, I feel like she was maybe on edge a little. Yeah. In, in that moment. Um,

It's really nice that they have such a nice relationship. No, I thought it was so sweet. I thought it was amazing that she was there with him. I feel like it's been amazing that...

She he has completely had his moments. He is on the carpet. He is doing it. He's got the fits. He's Bob Dylan, everything. But then she's there at the show supporting him, sitting next to him at the Oscars. And then when it did get to best actor, she swapped with his mom and his mom was the one sitting next to him. And Casey, you know, there was a yeah, there was a win. That's so. And I thought that was really sweet. And she just honestly, I know, um.

I give her a lot of credit for, especially this too, because I feel like right now we didn't really talk about it, but her hairstylist just passed away. Very tragic, very sad, really young. Jesus. And they were really, really close. If any, you, you know how the, that whole family is with, with their glam teams are really, really close as like family members to them. And yeah,

I think that, you know, really has crushed her. So to be there and support him and, like, be a support system for him there and they're constantly holding hands and being close and everything. I thought that was really sweet. The after parties and everything. I thought it was cute seeing Timmy, like, talking to Kim, talking to Kendall. Yeah.

No, it was kind of crazy. I'm like, is he going to be an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians? No, it is. It is really cute to see. But yeah, there was a Nora, you know, best. I thought Mikey Madison gave an amazing speech. Yeah, really solid writing things down. Yep. Even though you don't want to be like, hey, maybe I thought I was going to win. But it's just nice to have because then you don't get up there and she's prepared and

really I thought was such a nice speech and then I was so happy for you know independent filmmaking yeah I thought that that was that was something nice Sean Baker with a lot of good messaging I thought you know Karen Colgan I'm always ready for Karen Colgan's speech because Karen Colgan's speech always ends up like him and his wife are about to have another kid yeah

that's every direction yeah he's like we're getting one step closer to the oscar and we're having more kids i do like how he still will be like obviously jesse eisberg genius love him but it's still kind of like it wasn't that easy to work with him like yeah i also love watching jeremy strong's reaction to kieran culkin winning every time it's like a i'm so mad clap like he's like

you know it's never like he never looks genuinely happy that shit that Conan made where he's like the most serious actor in the world like yeah I um and it's tough too because I actually but this is where this comes into play there's some amazing performances not every Kieran Culkin amazing he it was I thought he was great in Real Pain Jeremy Strong was really fucking good in The Apprentice yeah but I think he probably do you think like In Order would be like fifth in like likely to win that award

I don't know what the... I don't know what... No, yeah. But I'm just saying that's how it seemed. He was never going to win that. It did, but I thought he was really, really good. I saw somebody say something interesting. When they say Kieran Culkin is sort of the similar role to Roman, but not really. But you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And I saw someone say, well, what if we just start thinking about the fact that they...

fit the role type of what the casting is instead of they you know what I'm saying like it's like yeah they like people are so quick to be like oh he plays the same or whatever but it's like no but that's what those roles are looking for so like how about he's a perfect fit for the role and it's we know that because he didn't audition he didn't do anything he were like we want this is what we want you to do he always has a funny speech and

Were there any other shows? Oh, the In Memoriam song? Guys, oh my God. What was it? They played Requiem in D minor for the In Memoriam. We were dying laughing. That music is...

very ominous and it makes you think something bad's like gonna happen and it really did not fit the moment at all like get chris martin up there again from the grammys like right something like that like why is it so like depressing like like it should be more a celebration of life rather than yeah and it's even like not as much depressing as it was just like scary yeah

more aggressive and then you see like the whole like like all the people singing like in the dark like around it was weird it yeah no I although Morgan Freeman had that was nice what he said about Gene Hackman no totally totally I know people were also crazy that Michelle Trachtenberg was not featured which I mean so sad that was so sad so awful like

I know. Just one of those, you know? It really is. One of the ones where I saw it and I was like, oh, no. Yeah, that's so sad. I know. She was so amazing. Everybody has had such kind words to say about her. But that's where it breaks my heart a little bit because I mean, Gene Hackman, iconic. Yeah, that kind of play. He's...

But he was 95 years old. Like he's also another like crazy story. Yeah, really crazy. I'm really not quite sure if we I don't think there's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that having him honored is I understand. I know they're going to do that. But it's like, what was it a day?

They did have on the bottom of the screen, like, scan this to see the full, like, they can show everyone. I know, but... But I'm assuming she wouldn't be on that if she wasn't on the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's sad. But it's just, how hard is it to make sure... I feel like every time they do these things, every show, they're always missing one. And there was other, I think people said Shannon Doherty too, wasn't it? There's a few. I don't know what, like, if there's certain...

Criteria. Like, I don't know how they decide who's shown or not. There's that many people that are not shown. But that was a really bizarre choice in song. It was. Very bizarre choice in song. And of course, it's like the Oscars. So then they throw in these other little bits and pieces. I feel like they made things up just so that they could include the Wicked performance and not...

have the original songs be performed. What do you mean? Like the James Bond thing. Yeah. Why? It's not an anniversary. That was random. There's no new announcement. They don't have a new James Bond. It seems like the new James Bond is actually stalled completely. Yeah. So it's like they were just like, oh, here's a...

It was cool. It was cool. But I was like, why is Margaret Qualley dancing to James Bond? That was really random. I was like, what? I was confused too. I'm like, is she in the next movie or something? Right. That's why I was like, I'm not. And all the performances were amazing. I mean, credit to, I thought Doja Cat sounded fantastic. And also, credit to Ray for singing Skyfall. Yeah, she's good. Because I would not want to be

singing Adele you know like that's as that's as good as it gets as Adele and I thought she crushed it it was really good but in my mind I was like why what is this for yeah I thought maybe if they had like some big James Bond announcement for after it would make sense that's another thing like they could have taken that out and the show would have been a lot shorter yeah yeah but it was cool but yeah yeah so that's why it was kind of like classic I don't know they could have I mean they obviously could have just had Wicked before but yeah it was yeah

I mean, shout out Nikki Glaser for just making that joke happen. Shout out Nikki Glaser at the Golden Globes for doing the Chalamet because now we've gotten Adam Sandler and Timothee Chalamet together multiple times. The classic Oscars. Then we get into the Vanity Fair party.

Huge congratulations to Hannah and Paige for hosting the Vanity Fair Oscar red carpet. They did such an incredible job. They are so funny. They're the perfect two to have a banter with celebrities on the carpet. I loved the Hailey Bieber video cracked me up because Hannah always jokes that Hailey Bieber is her best friend. And she was like, oh my God, look, it's my best friend. And then Paige is like left out. It was so funny. Paige was like, is Kendall here? So you can like, no, that was so good. They both look absolutely stunning.

Stunning. Like, so incredible. And then, of course, I love to see the Vanity Fair Oscar party outfits. Because, you know... Oh, which, by the way, my favorite was Ariana Grande's. Yeah, it was beautiful. I thought that was sick. Her and Cynthia are really incredible. I loved, loved. Incredible. I know. There were some very, very, very pretty. Really, I think the two of them stole the show in my book. I actually loved Timothy's highlighter outfit.

Yeah, change it up. Yeah. And I know I've said it to you guys like a million times, but my God, does Andrew Garfield look good? Andrew Garfield. The monochrome thing he's been doing with the, you know, he's got the silk shirt and there's the brown for the carpet that he switched to blue for the after. I was like, oh God, he looks good. Andrew Garfield is looking great. And I love a monochrome in all settings. Yeah, it's just... Monochrome always plays. And there was something with the... He had great like...

The necklace he had on too was perfect. It was just really styled extremely well. I thought that was very, very well done for sure. And I love Miley so much. I love her so much.

I can't do the bleached eyebrows. I do not love the eyebrows. I love Miley, but I do not love the eyebrows. And it's just in general. No matter what. Doesn't matter who you are. Bleached eyebrows. It's just... I don't think they look good on anybody. No, no. Really at all. I don't. Straight up. People should have eyebrows that you can see. Yeah, like... Hot take. Yeah, I know. If you are going out of your way to do that... It changes your face so dramatically. It's pretty wild. Like, eyebrows are such a key part of your face. You're telling me. Yeah. Yeah.

You're telling me. They really are. Dealing with these bad boys, it's an issue because they start going in one direction, the whole face changes. Yeah. And I know it's a look, it's high fashion, like the whole thing, but not for me on the bleached brows. But the classic, you know, Vanity Fair, people looked amazing and stunning. What'd you think of Kim's look?

I actually thought Kim looked fantastic. I was so down. No, I was so happy to see Kim in a dress. Yeah. That wasn't a bodycon dress. Yeah. And it was something different. Not so much wedding dress for me though, in my opinion. But I, but I would just was happy to see. And still Balenciaga. I would. Yeah. I mean, I can't get on board with the Balenciaga, but I was so happy to see her in something different. Yeah. Like thrilled. Yeah. I want to see Olivia Rodrigo in something different. I agree. I agree.

I want to see Hailey Bieber in something different. Yeah. Hailey was totally fine for me. She always looks... Olivia... I actually really did like her dress and she always looks stunning, but... Olivia was not for me. Olivia... She's always wearing just a black long dress. Yeah. Yeah.

I didn't like this one either. Yeah. Kind of like black leather. Selena, I thought, looked gorgeous. Stunning. The Vanity Fair dress. I think I loved it a little more than the Oscars one. How about Zoe Kravitz? A little coolie out on the carpet in her dress. Yeah, she went a little crack out. But how about...

Her and Noah Centineo. Also seen out. Again. We might have to eat our words on that one. And you know what? I'm glad that we gave them the space to maybe be friends. But at this point, I'm now thinking it's other than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unless they're really working on a project together. Right, right. Wait, like I'm doing it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm really trying to be respectful.

But... I know, I know. Can you imagine Noah Centineo when he was sitting right here and he looked at his phone like Zoe Kravitz was texting him? Yeah, oh my God. Just thinking about that right now. So you were sitting right here and on your phone was Zoe Kravitz? Yeah. Wild. So wild. You know what I mean? I know. I'm having a moment right now. I'm like...

This is our life. You know what I mean? I just like, I'm like, whoa. He was just sitting right here. He was. And now he's with Zoe Kravitz. Yeah. Like, I'm like, ah. Having a late night out at a bar. Damn, that's where the best script writing happens. At late night at the bar. That's definitely what they're doing. Yeah. And nothing else. Yeah, we should call sex script writing now. Yes. They were definitely up late running lines. They're working on their screenplay. They were running lines. Yeah, they were running lines. Her dress, yeah, like it was very, it was one of those where, you know,

Covered in the front But she did a little turn A little mesh Jewel situation On the derriere Yeah And it was It wasn't like A peekaboo crack It was Full crack It was full crack So She's got a very cute butt Of course Of course she does Of course she does I wouldn't expect anything else Exactly And

And yeah, it was fun. Some couples out having a good time at the Vanity Fair party. I love seeing Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song out together. They're just... I love it. They did an interview recently. The Culkin guys? Yeah. They know how to treat their women. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yes. The Culkin guys, they show a lot of respect to their wives. Brenda was...

raving about just you know their relationship was very sweet because she was like look like yes we have stayed on the more private side but we've been together a long time we have kids like what do we got to hide like we love each like we're in great places in our lives it was just beautiful what she said about

Their relationship. Love seeing them out. It looked like there was maybe a picture at one point. Maybe Macaulay's loafers started to hurt him. He wasn't wearing them. I think he was holding them in his hands. Me too. Feel ya, bro. Me too. Feel ya, bro. But no, it looked, as always, Vanity Fair party looked like a blast. There was Beyonce and Jay-Z also had an Oscar party.

I saw Angie Garfield and Monica Barbaro going, headed over there that way. Mm-hmm. So, yeah, just seemed like a fun night. I'm trying to think if there was any other standouts. Coleman Domingo always looks amazing. Mm-hmm.

Love. Yes. Always, always dresses. I saw a video that I didn't know they did this at the Oscars, like in commercial breaks. Like he was, he went on stage and they were like blasting music and he had a drink and he was just like getting people hyped up. Oh shit. Like everyone like take a shot. Like wow, wow. Love that. Like dancing, like getting everyone dancing. Yeah, get the party going. You gotta get the party going at the Oscars. There's Olivia Rodrigo took some pictures with Vanessa Hutchins. Love that. Yes.

It was just like, it was a classic Oscars affair. It was. It was. It was. And I will say, I think, like, Conan was a good fit. I think they should keep, I think they should keep Conan. You know? Little more, like...

Not necessarily, you know, crazy, but a little more PG-13. Right. Instead of PG. Yeah. Kim also PG. And I feel like, yeah, he doesn't currently have a talk show anymore, so it's like you're not trying to keep all these people happy. Right. You're not worried about, oh, this person's going to come on the show. Yeah. No, exactly. I actually really love Zoe Zaldani's dress, too. Yeah, it's gorgeous. I thought that was really gorgeous and pretty. And very unique, that red carpet dress. So naturally gorgeous. She is gorgeous. And her and her partner, husband, I'm not going to say, they are...

Stunning. Absolutely stunning. There was also a moment, the last thing I'll mention was, if you guys don't know the context, when Adrian Brody won his first Oscar, Halle Berry gave him the Oscar. She presented the Oscar to him. And he walked on stage and just planted one on her. Just kissed her right on the lips.

And there's a clip of Halle Berry on Watch What Happens Live where she's asked about it. And she was like, yeah, that was not planned. Didn't see it coming. And she was joking. She was like, in the moment, I was like, what the fuck is going on? And she said it like 40 times. Which I saw people after that were kind of upset being like, you just kissed her without her knowing. No, it seemed inappropriate. But now it's like, I guess she's like...

Well, I mean, I don't know if she's been just brewing her retaliation for 20 years, but she saw him on the carpet, went right up to him, looked at his girlfriend. Are they married? Wife, I think. Wife? Girlfriend. I think girlfriend. I don't think they're married. No, it's girlfriend. Georgina Chapman, who was married to Harvey Weinstein, which, you know, interesting. Yeah, tough. And she literally goes, sorry, Georgina, gotta do it. And he just...

Planted one on him. Planted one on Adrian. And you know what? She had to do it. Yeah, right? She had to do it. She had to do it. And I think Georgina laughed. I would hope Georgina maybe knows the context of that. If not, probably be pretty confusing as well. Right, right. I hope everyone... Right, because it was confusing at first. I'm seeing like I just searched Georgina Chapman on Google and all the headlines are coming up. Is Adrian Brody threw his gum at her when he won? Yeah, he did. He did. He took it out and he threw it.

for her to catch. Yeah. I'm sure he probably could have kept it in his mouth, but he probably thought this one's going to be long. Yeah, you know, I think he just wanted to be respectful and not have a piece of gum in his mouth during a speech. And you don't want to have gum smacking while you're talking. No, no. Exactly. Right, right. Yeah, it could have went into his pocket and said he threw it at her. Totally, he did. And it dropped on the ground and she had to pick it up. He did. But yeah, that's...

Halle got her smooch in. Yeah, I guess she got that smooch in. But yeah, I think that wraps it up for the Oscars. Yep, yep. Happy for Nora. Very happy. Because it was like, it was a surprise. Yes, it was. For sure. Big time surprise. Huge congrats to all of them. I saw a stat that was like, it was the lowest grossing film to win Best Picture since Tom Jones in 1960 something. Wow. Pretty impressive. It is. Yeah. Very happy for them. Congrats to them. Yeah.

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All right, let's get into the Weekly Watch Report where we talk about the things we watched this week. Weekly Watch Report on Monday. Weekly Watch Report on Monday. Weekly Watch Report on Monday. Weekly Watch Report on Monday. Yeah, I fell over my words. Let me tell you something. It's the most appropriate level of energy and it's making me laugh every single time because every time we pause, like going to the next segment...

And it's like, we were like, all right, let's get into the Oscars. Well, I just said right before we started this off camera, I said, all right, I'm on my last leg. Yeah, we're... You know what I mean? I'm rounding third base here. For sure. But I'm running slowly. And Traders is our home plate. Yes, it is. Guys. Because all I did watch was Traders. Well, yes.

yeah yes well we watched princess size we watched aquamarine yeah yeah yeah those are a plus movies so they don't even need to be discussed um you watch summer house oh summer house what you watch a lot yeah summer house i know you watch summer house on wednesday night and southern charm yep yes but anyways i want to talk about traitors um shocking ending shocking ending to traitors

I'm going to need Brittany to have written Danielle's name down. So bad. I'm going to need Brittany to have written Danielle's name down. I don't think she did. You really think they would hit us with a to be continued? I saw people saying that they think that they did that because if she didn't write Danielle's name down, they basically won. And it's like, okay, why am I going to watch the finale? Yeah, that's kind of what I'm afraid of also. If she didn't write Danielle's name down, then they're going to win. The traitors are going to win.

But how amazing would that have been? And they were all... So much of the cast was all together. And...

I saw pictures. They're out to dinner. They're all doing stuff together. Danielle and Brittany were sitting across from each other. Oh, they wouldn't know. If Brittany pulled that shit again, I think... No, Danielle wouldn't forgive her. I saw a hilarious interview with Gabby Windy on the carpet and someone was like, do you guys have a group chat with all the people on Traders? And Gabby was like, oh, no, no, no. We just all still talk shit about each other behind each other's backs. I was like...

She is just so effortlessly iconic. Everything she says is incredible, which shout out to Gabby for fighting back with Danielle, holding her own, being like, I'm not stupid. Like I loved that because Danielle really was treating Gabby like,

Gabby was an idiot and Gabby is not an idiot. That's how Danielle thought she was going to be able to spin it on Gabby. Like, oh, it's always the girl. It's the sweet girl. Like, you're totally going to be the traitor. And I love the fact that Gabby's like, you're the fucking traitor, bitch. She's like, I know it. I know she's the traitor. I don't know why people aren't believing Gabby, but... Dolores, like, is ruining this. I know, I know. Dolores, come on.

Come on. She ruined this whole show. I love her so much, but my God, did she fuck up this show. She fucked it up so bad, like genuinely. Maybe one of the worst Faithful Evers. Seriously. Faithful Ever. All she does is write down, she was writing Tom's name, now she's writing Ivor's name down. She's not going with the plan. She's not going with anybody. And it's fucking...

fucking up the game and when daniel and dolores is playing this game like she's on the real houses of new jersey with the loyalty and da da da da and that's why it is funny but at the same time frustrating because you're like when daniel when dolores finds out daniel is a traitor dolores is gonna cut daniel out of her life like she does on jersey house i like she's gonna be like fuck her she lied to me

I mean, like, it is part... You kind of have to do that. But she's not thinking to herself... She's not thinking about anything. Oh, she could be lying. Like, she's just like, no, no, she told me she's not a traitor, so... I mean, I guess credit to Danielle, right, for, like, convincing... Like, Dolores...

will absolutely not accept that she could possibly be a traitor. Like, Dolores is like, there's no way it's her. Right. Which is really just shocking. And Danielle is not a good actress. So I don't like... I mean, apparently she is, though, if everyone's buying into it. But here's the thing. Like, not everybody is. I just wish, like, listen to Gabby. Listen to Dylan. Like, I don't know how Dolores...

isn't looking at Dylan who has been so good and spot on with some of these traders and isn't thinking, hmm, maybe if Dylan is so convinced it is Danielle that I should also think that maybe it's Danielle. She's like, nope, it's Gabby or it's Ivor. Like there's no other possibility. Like why the fuck are you stuck on Ivor? She fucked up that whole table. I mean, Gabby obviously made out, like it helped Gabby. But when...

When Dolores was like, it's these two, there's no way it's not Danielle. And when she voted, like when she said that, Brittany and Danielle looked at each other and they must have had a conversation before of like, if Dolores is going Ivor, let's just, let's go Ivor. It's going to help them to get Ivor out. So shout out to Dylan.

because the fact that he stood his ground and wrote Danielle's name down again when she pulled that whole thing on him I was like good for him for sticking to it because he is going to be proud when he finds out that she was a traitor and he was like I'm willing to take the risk right now and I loved that from Dylan I was like

I was like, thank God Dylan did that. But yeah, Dolores fucked that whole thing up. Right. She really did. She really did. And what's crazy too is like the benefit of that challenge, which we still don't know who won. If it's Danielle, of course, like, you know, if Danielle won that, she's got this in the bag really. And if it's Dolores, it's,

she'll bring the wrong person. Like, she'll, you know, like, she'll just bring Danielle. Like, it's like, or I don't even think she'll bring Danielle. I think she'll probably bring the wrong person because she's like, oh, I just, I totally think Danielle's a fateful. So, I don't know. It's very, very frustrating to watch Dolores at those tables to be like, oh, God. Especially, like, with what you said, like, Dylan still was convinced it was Danielle. And they're just going to send Ivor. I mean, it's,

I really do think that they made it seem like Brittany is going to write Danielle, but I think in her mind she's going to be shocked that... But then, like... I think she was just shocked that it's going to go... It's going to split again. Mm-hmm. But if they put Ivor up there and he says, like, yeah, I'm a faithful, then isn't Dolores... Like, at what point is Dolores like, okay, well, then I guess it has to... Like, now she's going to think it's Gabby. Well, the game's over. Like, it's, you know... Yeah. I should probably look at Gabby. Like...

But, like, there's not over, over. Like, she'll have another chance to, like, think that someone's a jerk. But this is the last round table, isn't it? No, but then they're still going to have to, like, you know, at the end, like, they're going to have to go through, like, do you think there's any traitors left in this circle? Yeah, yeah, yep. And she's probably going to say, oh, that's Gabby. I can't wait. I can't wait. A. Yeah. I'm rating it an A because even though it was frustrating, still solid. So good. So good.

really I can't believe they got so yeah I mean realistically what's probably it's like it's still going to be two votes for Danielle and two votes for Ivor at that point and then I think it's I don't even know how they decide they leave it up to chance is what Alan said so I don't know like say flip a coin I don't know what that means bullshit so we'll have to see we shall see so fucking excited for the final can't wait I don't know

We're really going to have to get it. I'm going to have to bring my computer. Yeah. We have to. We have to. Yes. I agree. Yeah. So that's it for me. Summer House. I'll give I'll give a B. I didn't finish the summer. I literally only watched the first 10 minutes. Lexi and Jesse, you know, it's a no for you. It's a no for me. Yeah. First episode. I thought the Floridian was cute and funny.

Now it's like the whole show. No, but now it's like the first week they met, they go on a date and she's like, I want us to only, you know, get to see each other. Yeah. And like, you know, Jesse's going to fuck that up because they only met like whatever four days ago. Yeah. And then, but which was kind of crazy. Like also you guys just met like, and then also in the same week met her parents. Yeah.

It's like you guys have literally only known each other for a week and a half now. Like, yeah, it's a lot. It's just a lot for what's going on in the show. You know what I mean? Like, it's just like and I also think she comes across a lot younger than 27. Yeah. Watching the show. Yeah, I could see that. I don't know why, but I feel like she comes across younger. Like when I found out she was 27, I was shocked. Mm hmm.

But I thought it was cute and funny at first, but now I'm unsure about that. Yeah, that's fair. You know what I mean? That's fair. So that's where my head's at with that. And then, you know, everybody knows how I feel about Kyle, so I don't really need to dive into that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's it. Okay, so I watched the first two episodes of season two of...

of severance one and two I know people are really raving about this last one so I gotta I gotta get yeah I gotta get there I'll I'll

I'll get there. I started Paradise. Sorry, I started Paradise. I started Paradise. We're three episodes in. Oh, shit. Three. Just get to episode seven. No, it's good. No, no. I know. I heard episode seven is insane. It's really good. I mean, we have to take a pause. Jeff Lowe at the house, still trying to be like, well, yeah, episode seven was amazing, but this show still isn't good. I'm like, you watch. He literally said to me,

I can't like, I watch it immediately when it comes out at midnight. But then I like, he's trying to say, why does he say it's not good? I don't know. Like it's some like film bro thing. Like I don't get it. Like, yeah, no, we watched three episodes, but we, we haven't been able to watch more.

But it's really good. I mean, yeah, I love it. Yeah. I only watched the first episode. I watched the first episode on the plane. Yeah, I'll give it an A. Yeah, it's solid. I love a new show. I love a show like this. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out who did what. Like, I love that. Yeah, that was at the beginning of last week. I forgot that happened. Wait, I actually wrote down. I think I watched another. I'm sorry. I'll stop. I actually did write down 10 things. I'll give the first up. I only watched the first episode of Paradise.

Yeah. Which I'll give a B plus because, you know, it's the first episode. Yeah. And I thought it was a good. Well, that was Jeff saying he goes, the pilot was great. Really, really good. Great pilot. Episode seven is really good. He says the middle ones aren't like, but I don't think it's true. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Well, what it is like. Yeah, totally. It's like a lost type of show. Yeah. It's not like severance. I'm very excited to watch that.

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They're good. People are going to come after you. No, no, they're good. One and two, though, it's like they were both very set up. I agree. In my mind, too, I'm like, I get a little frustrated with it when it's like episode one is all innie.

Episode two was all out. Like, I'm like, well, what's going on? I want to, I don't know. It's very confusing and it's very slow a lot of the time. It's, it's, it was a slower start for me where, like, the first episode the whole time I was like, just fucking tell me what happened to the Audis when this was like, because it was like, was it really this much time that they're lying to them? How much time was it? How are they getting back in? So it's just slower paced at the beginning. That's all. Like, it's not, it's not,

a diss to the actual content of what is like it's still very interesting and I like it speaking of Severance Ben Stiller but the pacing kind of gets me sometimes Ben Stiller was funny at the Oscars Ben Stiller was funny Ben Stiller is always funny yeah um

But I know everybody's like fucking hyping up the rest of the season. I feel like people don't know enough that Ben Stiller created Severance. It is like, I found that out. I'm like, what? Yeah. Yeah, it is crazy. It was funny that he was also, he tweeted like, let's go Knicks after they won. Like while he was at the Oscars. Knicks win, all caps.

I also love that just because like one time now he mentioned he watches Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and like maybe some of the other ones that he's asked on the carpet now all the time about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Like he was like on the Oscars carpet. He's like, oh, I'm a little delayed in the episodes, but like Doreen and Kyle should really be having each other's backs. Like they're both going through the same thing right now. Like they could both really use each other. Unbelievable. If only Ben Stiller were coming here and do some recaps. Some Bravo recaps. Summer House. Really, really funny. What else?

Traders is an A. I watched First Step Into Paradise. Honestly, I really didn't watch too many other things. I did watch the last movie I had not watched. I watched A Complete Unknown on the plane. Oh. Because it finally came on demand. They had it on the plane? No, no, no. It's on Hulu now, I thought. It finally came on demand like last week. Oh. And Joe's been dying to watch it. It's like he bought it right away. I think it's on Hulu now. Oh, maybe. I don't know. I think it is.

Oh, well, I downloaded it for the plane. I thought it was great. Yeah? Great. He was so good. He was like... The movie was great. I never thought it would win, but he was incredible. Yes, he outperformed the movie. Because it's just...

There's too much going on in the movie. Like I could see people... That's what people are saying, but it's like I don't have a problem with that because the story is the story. They're not going to have him in a plane. You can't add in dramatics because that's just not what happened. Um...

But my God, he was great. I thought he was. And I saw Josh Brolin, because I guess they're good friends from Dune. Yeah. He was talking to him, and he's like, I didn't see you. Which is hard when he's one of the most famous actors in the world, and it's like, to believe that he's Bob Dylan. Yeah. No, I was very impressed. It makes it an A movie just because of how good he is. Yeah. It bumped it up from like...

It bumped it up a grade or two. Yeah, absolutely. A half grade or two. He really was fantastic. I saw you were watching Court of Gold. Oh, you're so right. I watched all of a Court of Gold. Every episode. It was great. It was so good. I thought a Court of Gold was awesome. I'll give it a... I mean, it was really good. A minus. I really loved it. I thought it was really interesting. I love jumping around the other teams, the other countries. The funny thing is, though...

I was excited to see the Jason Tatum part because if you followed, he didn't play. He didn't play, yeah. It was as if he wasn't even on the team. He might have been in two camera shots the entire documentary. They just didn't focus on that. But I would have liked to see, was there any discussion? Where was that...

Steve Kerr did he tell him? I mean they kind of did with Steve Kerr being like look it's impossible to set a lineup. But that was like an interview. I want to see in the locker room. Maybe they weren't doing it in the locker room. Maybe they weren't talking about it in the locker room. I think maybe this is the naive thought but in my mind while that was going on

The Tatum conversation was such outside noise to them. Yeah. Like, I think it was like... Obviously, they knew it was going on and they knew everyone was like, how wise are you not playing? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But I think, like, he seems like a very level-headed good guy to the point where I think, like, you know there's a world where you...

Only so many people can play. I think he just agreed to not be really a part of this because otherwise they would have asked, why not have him at least talk about it in a confessional type thing? Yeah, but not everybody. It wasn't the story of this. Yeah. I'm just saying not everybody had confessionals. No, that's what I'm saying. He wasn't really a focus. And there's other players who didn't do it either, really. But I thought that was going to come, so I was kind of disappointed. Well, that's fair then. Yeah, that is fair.

Did I watch anything else? No. That's everything. Okay. I watched the last three episodes of that. And I'll... A Court of Gold. Yeah. Yeah. I'll give it a B. Like, I enjoyed the first few more, but I did like to see, like, the different teams interacting with each other. Like, that was cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, to see, like, Jokic and, like... I loved Jokic. When they were...

They're joking that the Serbian team was just drunk the whole last day. They've been drinking all day. But then he was like, somebody was looking for a beer. He was like, find their coach. Find Steve Kerr. He's got them. He's got the beers. Yeah. It is cool just to see them all like, and when they go to that, like after the games, they go all like sit in that thing and just hang out.

um paradise episode 7 like a a plus like this episode wow i need to re-watch it it's so fucking good wow like just not one minute of downtime like every single second of this episode is i wish it like would have been three hours long it was so good and it's like you get it's the most james marston you get like he's like the whole because yeah yeah i don't give anything away but like he's like in the whole episode and

It's just so good. Well, I love the sound of that. I'm telling you. Even the people who don't like the show or whatever, that one episode of TV is incredible. So yeah, A-plus for that. I watched Conclave, which going in, I didn't know...

I knew like loosely it was about the Pope and everything. I thought it was a true story. I didn't really know what it was. So when I went in, I like quickly realized like, oh, this is not a real story. This is just made up. And it kind of, every time it got like semi like ridiculous, it got more ridiculous. I'm like, it can't get. So I thought it was really good. Everything about it. Ray Fiennes. Like, did you see it Rhea? No. Oh.

No, I know the ending. I'm fine with some of the stuff being like, this obviously would never, ever happen. Like, this is absurd for, like, the dramatics. The very end, like, the big, like, surprise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that was, like, they didn't need to do that. Like, I just, that dropped it.

from an a to an a minus for me because i'm like i was like i i had to rewind because i was like wait is that how it just ended yeah i was just like what yeah you didn't it was already so unbelievable what was happening um but i thought like it was really captivating i thought it's gonna be like a slow boring movie it was not i think i'm gonna throw some of these on today yeah honestly stanley tucci was like he was really good he was amazing yeah um and that was cool like all the day i mean the even though it's not real like

It kind of makes me excited for the Pope to die. Yeah. Well, we're fast approaching real-life conclave, so... Yeah. Yep. So looking forward to that. Yeah. So mark that one on your calendars. It's probably coming up soon. Yep. But yeah, I'll give that an A-. Traders, I'll give an A. I would give it an A+, if...

if we knew what happened. Like, if Danielle were to get out, it's an A plus no matter what. Yeah. It's just... I just don't think it's going to happen. I don't think it's going to happen either. It would be... It would have been too... Honestly, the satisfaction... Like, it'd be too much. Actually, I like... It'd be too much. I kind of enjoy hating something. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, we're not getting what we want. It's almost making it even better. It's like... But I enjoy hating it when there's like a hope that

Like, we'll get her. You never know. You never know. There is like a sliver, I guess. You never know. Yeah, you never know. And then last night I watched the new episode of Severance, which is seven, I guess. I don't actually don't know if that's true. Yes. Seven? I believe it's seven. And I had heard this. I saw a lot of people going season two, episode seven. Yeah, this was like hyped up a lot. And I went in.

And yeah, I mean, like, just from a pure, like, technical point of view and, like, the way that this was done is, it was pretty wild. Like, it was a very artistic type of, like, I've never seen a show or movie done in this way. So for that, I'll give it an A. Like, it was incredibly well done and, like, produced and just every aspect of production and all the acting and everything was crazy. I'm still, like, kind of

like fully confused half the time I'm watching and like not really know what's going on. Yeah. Which I think is part of the reason why I'm like, I don't know what's like, what is happening? Like, yeah. Like what world are we in? Is it the any or the Audi? I don't know. But this, you really have to be locked in when you watch. I was cracking up last night. Cause after the Oscars, um, my brother was, was at our apartment and he, he,

He loves it. Like he won't shut up about how amazing he thinks Severance is. And he's obviously up to date. And I like go to put on the, oh, I watched the new White Lotus. I go to put on the new White Lotus and he goes, oh, no. I was like, what?

he was like you put on severance i was like you saw them all already he's like no he's like i know but i want you to watch them that's the thing i think i was like okay well we're watching white lotus right now i'm sorry some people are like so like this is the greatest piece of art in the history of art and i'm like it's making me not enjoy it as much well it's making you go heal that's the most no no no no it's not it's not even for that i'm not trying to be like i'm

I'm not trying to contradict people or just go against what everyone's saying. Like, I think it is really good. It's just like, if you don't love it, if it's not the best thing you've ever seen, then you don't even understand it. Right, right. No, that's actually the worst when people are like, you're just not smart enough to get it. Like, okay, well then go watch Paradise Idiot. Okay.

man by the way I'll give the White Lotus episode episode 3 I'll give it a B it's good I'm enjoying it but we're in set up territory still you know it's very like setting the scene doing the characters like eventually obviously it'll get there but we're still very much like setting setting the scene for whatever is whatever is gonna go down I would say so that's everything

Anybody watch... All right, that's it. I'm actually dead serious. Anybody see some of Shane Gillis' stuff on SNL? Oh, me and Tommy watched it in the car at home from one of the bars, and we were both very underwhelmed because...

He just did his stand-up. But that's what cracks me up, though, because he does that. And he did it the first time he did SNL, too. Apparently, Louis C.K. told him to do that. Yes. Which I get it. If you're trying to appeal to a mass audience, get more fans, do your best stuff. But it's just like, we've seen this all before. Also, a lot of them did not land with the audience. Well, that's why I was like... It made me laugh even more because I...

It was just – it's so funny that he does it because it's not the crowd. And I appreciate the commitment to him still going out there and doing it because he did that the first time and it was the same kind of thing, if I remember correctly, of the crowd. And he totally did it again and there was not a lot of laughs from the crowd. I just would prefer to see it be a timely thing. Yeah, I agree. Those type of people that go up and they're talking about –

like the Trump meeting the other day. How are you not like, you can make all these jokes. I agree because a lot of it too, especially with Shane, it's not new material. No, we've all, like if you, if you're familiar with standup comedy, like you've seen these bits before. Yeah. So it's just like, oh, okay. I didn't see any of Shane Gillis' stuff, but I did see Tate McRae. Yeah, I should question it. She's incredible. She is. What a dancer. She is. She's a true pop star. Truly. Really. It is. I love her new album. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. God, let's wrap it up. All right. That wraps it up. All right. That wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. Thank you so much for watching and listening. We love you guys so very much. And we will be back for another episode on Wednesday. Big smooches to you all. Bye. Bye.

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