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What's up everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rhea and Fran giving you that Friday energy on a Monday. That whole thing sounded like a struggle from start to end. And you know what? I thought to myself as I was doing it, I thought to myself,

Am I having a Fran moment where I'm losing my voice right now? I thought your voice was going to crap out halfway through there. I thought so too. No more sound was going to come out. It was like a really large effort to get that out right now. Lots of events this weekend. You know, the big Sweet 16 almost took me out. Yeah. How are we feeling? I'm okay. I left my apartment for the first time today since Friday. I did get hit with the stomach bug. New York City is kind of a Petri dish right now. It's real bad. I...

Everyone I know, even people I don't know, just posting on social media, seeing other people, this neurovirus stomach bug, whatever the hell is going around, it's crushing everybody and in different levels. Some people get it for a few days and it really is really, really bad. I got it Friday. It was not great, but I've been okay really since then. It was not a full disaster. A lot of throwing up or-

Yeah, but I am not...

I really, not of fear, but I just really dislike throwing up. I do too. I will do everything I possibly can to not throw up. Me too. And all day Friday, Joe was like, you gotta, like, you're stuck. Like, I was getting, like, sharp pains. He's like, you gotta, like, it's gonna, you need, you just have to do it. And eventually it just happened. Like, there was no really evading it. But, and that was like, and then that was kind of it. And I was...

Sort of okay after that and really fought through it all day Saturday of like just eating crackers and water and just like going as slow as possible to not to not make it worse in any way. But now it's gone through my whole family. My mom got sick out of the Super Bowl.

Gia said that TJ got sick this weekend too. He was here visiting. Put a toe in New York City, I think, your chances of getting this thing like skyrocket. Right, right, right. Yeah, so Rhea got mad at me because I didn't tell her. We were texting all weekend long, by the way. And I see it on her story. I go, what are we, strangers now? You didn't tell me you had the stomach rash? I purposely didn't tell you because...

Once it got, once I got through it, I was like, okay, this wasn't, it was, it sucked, but it wasn't horrendous. Like some people were getting it horrendously. And I knew you had multiple events this weekend. And I was like, if I text her on Friday, like when I'm down bad being like, Hey, I'm down bad right now. I just want to let you know, like you, it would have debilitated you for the rest of the thing is you telling me would have given me the stomach virus. I would have also got the stomach virus on Friday. If you told me like major self throw up and been like, Oh,

my God, I have the stomach virus. I would have been like, I'm getting out ahead of it. No, it's just like we're together every day. So I thought, and we were texting all weekend. So I thought you would have been like, oh my God, I have the stomach virus. But I saw, I saw it on your story. I thought, what the hell? She has the stomach virus? What? She wasn't going to mention that at all this weekend? I purposely did not tell you. Yeah. I didn't write it in the group because I knew she would have seen it. I didn't even see you put it on your story.

She put it on last night. I was like, Sunday night, I was leaving a bridal shower. I thought, oh my God. So then...

Here's the thing. Last night I didn't sleep till two in the morning thinking about the fact that I could possibly be getting this. And I also know that if at any point this weekend you felt like you were getting sick, you would have texted me and I would have been like, ooh, hate to break it to you, but I think I have it. And then like, then it would have been a different story. I didn't want. You did the right thing. Like men,

I know how this would have crushed you. Absolutely. And I wanted you to enjoy that. You had the sweet 16. You had a bridal shower. You know how afraid I am of the stomach virus. And I mentioned that last week. So I actually applaud you and thank you because that was the smart thing to do. Because if you did start feeling sick, you would have said something to me and I would have been like, you know what? I got to say like, I'm sick. And like, then you would have been like, fuck.

Oh, okay. It's fine. Yeah. No, thank you. You did the right thing. I went through it and got out the other side and I was like, you know what? She seems to be okay. I'm not going to worry her. Right. I'm not going to worry her. No, I appreciate that. That's a good friend right there. Cause I wasn't worried all weekend until I saw your story. Exactly. And yeah.

If I get it, I'm going to tell you immediately. Please do. I mean, at this point, well, now I already know that it could be coming my way this week. Yeah. And if it's going to come my way, I hope it's this week, not next week. Next week's my bachelorette. I don't want that to happen. So if it's going to come for me, come for me now. Right. Okay?

Anyways, I just hope it doesn't at all. But we'll see. I've been scrubbing, dubbing, dubbing like crazy. I was going to say, keep washing your hands, everybody. But I was at a Sweet 16 on Saturday. So there's probably a high probability. Those kids have germs. They do have germs. And let me tell you, this Sweet 16 was lit. There was a huge robot dancing. Like a person inside a robot suit. Not like one of those robots. Good music. I had a couple of dirty martinis, which felt...

strange at a Sweet 16. Love that though. Was there like an open? I love a premium bar at a Sweet 16. I felt like really like an adult. That's for the adults. Like I was like, I was on the dance floor like just doing like the little shimmy with my dirty martini as all the kids like, you know, grinded on each other type of thing. Actually, they weren't really. They honestly was

Very appropriate dancing I saw from the crowd. Everything you sent me, I loved every second of it. Yeah. A little dirty martini action. Friends were matching dresses. I was obsessed. It was so classic. It was just a classic Sweet 16. It was actually beautiful. So honestly, we had a lot of fun. Yeah. And then Sunday, I had a bridal shower. Gorgeous, like Galentine's theme, you know. So cute. Red and pink. Everybody wear like one of those colors. Yeah.

a DJ at that too. So lots of dancing and fun and a little shimmying on the dance floor all weekend. And...

That's, you know, that's that. And now I'll go into the week nervous about getting the stomach virus. And we just carry on. Exactly. And if it's to happen, it's to happen. I wish I was shimmying this weekend. I was horizontal basically the entire time. Are you glad you're through it now, though? No more fear. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. But it's crazy. I mean, even they made a joke about it on the SNL special, which we'll talk about too. But even that, like during the weekend update, they made a joke about how they're calling it like the...

the quad-demic right now in New York because there's like 40 different, I mean, quad is obviously four, but there's so many illnesses going around right now that it's just... I am dodging them left and right. Yeah. I thought I was... You know what? I just pushed it a little bit after coming home from New Orleans. I needed like some full days of rest and...

There was events and I was out and I was doing things and then Friday, my body, like Friday was like, you bitch, you know? It was like- You filthy slut. Yeah, like you could have-

Taking better care of yourself, therefore your immune system would be working a little bit better and maybe put you in a better situation to fight this off. But it definitely came for me. Oh, honey, don't beat yourself up. I know, no. It came for everybody. You sound like you're beating yourself up over this. No, no. There's nothing you can do. You have a perfect immune system. It came for everybody. It really did. So the amount of people I saw posting on their Instagram stories this weekend of like, I have a stomach bug. Mm-hmm.

I was like, damn, we're all in this together. Do you ever walk by someone on the street and they're coughing and you hold your breath for 10 seconds? I do that. Can't say I've done that. I'm like, don't inhale. Can't say I've done that. I don't know. I feel like that's a good defense. I gotta be honest. On the sidewalk, it's like, I mean, they have to cough really directly on you. Lately, I'm quick in and out of the city lately. You know what I mean? I would feel that way on the subway. I'm avoiding the, because I've been driving. Mask up.

So I'm like, I'm just like in and out really out of here. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I'm. That's how you're avoiding it. Yeah. That's how I'm. Once you go through that tunnel, it's the quademic up in here. So. Right. Right. Exactly. In this room, it's just circulating. Yeah. Well, anyways, we're glad you're feeling better. And, you know, don't don't beat your immune system up. I know. I know. OK. You had a lot of fun and there's nothing you can do about that. And that's all right. Just got to.

hydrate up now got a big big week to prep for I got Luca's first birthday on Friday I can't get sick for that you can't you can't

Are we having a party? Just at the house. Gathering. You know, a little first birthday shindig at the house on Long Island. And I got him some cute. First birthdays are really for the adults. Yeah. Some cutie little gifts. Oh, he's just, oh my God. He's just so cute. Like, he's just doing new things every day. You know what I mean? He's saying new things. Yeah, he's in that stage. In that stage. It's like, oh. Yeah. And he's like finally smiling at me, you know? Yeah.

Yep. You know what I mean? No, it's a recognition. He knows who you are. Right, exactly. Like, he gets excited to see me. Like, for a little bit, it was like, who's this bitch? Yeah. You know? Yeah, exactly. But now he knows. He didn't like fully know who you were. No. Yeah. Right. And now he's learning. So that's exciting. That's so nice. So, so cute. Yeah. All right. Let's get into the... Oh, how was everybody's Valentine's Days? Oh, well...

Well, I was riddled with a stomach bug on Friday, so it wasn't great. Nothing's worse also than getting hit with a stomach bug on Valentine's Day when Joe had my favorite candy and chocolate-covered strawberries and all the things, and I was like, I can't eat any of this. That's so true. Oh, my God. It was terrible. I was just staring at all the counter. I was like, oh, I can't have a single one.

I bet that now you feel good about it like today you're like I didn't eat all that shit right but you're gonna eat it this week yeah but it just yeah exactly just just because it wasn't on that still in my it's still in my apartment it just makes me even more nervous because now I'm just now I'm like oh god am I gonna have one Reese's peanut butter heart and then like feel like shit after you know but I will but a couple days no yeah exactly

So yeah, not great. Granted, we did go out Thursday night. Right, so you had your little dinner. For dinner anyway, which was lovely. We had a lovely dinner. A nice little cute dinner. Yeah, it was delicious. Love it. And...

And then came home and then that was the end of that. Woke up Friday feeling like shit. Damn, I'm sorry to remind you. I asked and then I was like, oh, fuck, she just said it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we cooked. Oh, did you do the wraps?

Okay, so actually we did end up going to dinner, just local spot nearby Thursday night because we were just like, oh, why don't we just go to dinner, get a couple of drinks, which was lovely. It was just a random, we didn't plan to go to dinner, so it was great. Then Friday, we had an amazing night at home. Wine, candy, chocolate, chocolate with strawberries, the whole shebang, you know, had a cutie little outfit on. And, you know, then we started to cook and

Something happened with the dough. Oh, no. Okay. Something happened with the dough. There was a mishap with the dough. There was a mishap with the dough. We could not fucking figure it out. Okay. When we looked up how to make the raviolis, we've made fresh pasta before. But I made it with the flour that you're supposed to make it with, which is like the double zero flour, whatever it's called. I just know it's not all-purpose flour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I had all-purpose flour at home.

And I had everything at home and I didn't have the other flour. And I looked it up and it was like, you'll be fine using the all-purpose flour. It was not fine. It was not fine. It was not fine. It just kept falling apart, crumbling. It was a whole thing. It just kept falling apart. And at one point we said, screw it. We're just making rigatoni alabaca. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we just made some rigatoni alabaca. But I am disappointed in myself. You know?

because you know the ingredients failed you that's and matt said that to me he said this is not a user error yeah this is a ingredient error you just right you were not the right flour was not in your possession right and i should have gotten it and i was lazy about it i thought oh the all-purpose flour will work and it did not it did not and i i live and you learn you live and you learn we'll have to try we will have to try the raviolis at a different time but like

We did it and it wasn't working. And I said, all right, screw this. Let's start out. Let's start again. I'm like, we're going to do it perfectly. It happened again. Yeah. And I was like, God damn it. Rigatoni alabaca it is. Yeah. Yeah. Still delicious though. Yeah. Let me tell you, one of my best, one of my best vodka sauces. It had the touch of love in it. It is delicious. No, it was like the, you know, when you like make something delicious,

But sometimes it just tastes better than the usual times. It's one of those times. Love that. You're like, this is a good batch. This was a good batch of vodka sauce. It's a nice touch. Noah, what were your plans? What did you do on Valentine's Day? You went out with your mom? No. That would have been nice, though. No, I had some college friends in town. Oh, fun. We went to the Comedy Cellar, which somehow that was my first time going. Did you see Steve Martin? No.

No, that was the day before. Oh, shit. So when I went, I wasn't really expecting like a big name because it was like right during the SNL concert. Oh, right right at the concert. Yeah. Uh, I recognize some of the names and all the guys were funny or all of the people were funny. Yeah. Um,

And it was funny, though, because afterwards, it was just like four of us. And we're like, all right, let's go have dinner somewhere in the West Village. And I'm like, you know we're not going to get in anywhere. Like on Valentine's Day, four guys. So we were going like door to door, getting denied everywhere. And also like they're not from New York, my friends. And one of them was wearing a Patriot sweatshirt and was walking to Via Corota to like go in. And I'm like, don't even. Oh, you know, good luck with that one, pal. I should have let him in. Looking back, I'm like, that would have been so funny. But I was like, don't go in.

You were like, don't even try. Don't even attempt that. You should have just let him go in just to have the hostess spit in his face. I was like, look in the window. See the clientele? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not us. I mean, Valentine's Day is also so tough because it's like, first of all, getting a reservation isn't

anywhere in the West Village is... On any day of the week. On any day, on any night is impossible these days. It's so hard. It feels like everybody's eating out every single night. Right, you can't get a reservation fucking anywhere. It's insane. It's crazy. So, like, Friday night Valentine's, think you're going to walk into somewhere? My one friend went into one. Did you guys, like, have Joe's pizza? Like, what did you do? One of them went into one restaurant and he came out being like...

The guy was like, oh, like maybe I can make something work, like, but it would be 150. And he, his response to that was per person. Like, I'm like, in what world would it have been 150 for four of us? So he had said no, but no, we went, we like got an Uber. We went to like the Lower East Side. We had to get out of there. Yeah. And we went to like a pub. Nice. Yeah.

It's a nice Friday night. Yeah. No, I wasn't looking for any romantic dinner with my friends. Right, right. Yeah, I mean, you could, but it's... It was fun, yeah. Guy-lentine's Day. Guy-lentine's Day. Wow. That's a new one. Why don't we have a name? You could. You did. You had Guy-lentine's Day. Yeah, you had a Guy-lentine's. There you go. Bro-lentine's. Yeah, Bro-lentine's Day.

Doesn't quite roll off the tongue like Galentine's does it? It doesn't. But it does work in some capacity. It's there. Yeah. The thought is there. Yeah. God, I fucking love chocolate covered strawberries, though. It's like actually a huge problem. So do I. Like, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. It's OK. And, you know, those just don't last. No, they just don't. No. Maybe somebody will send you some this week. Yeah. A new batch. Yeah. New batch. Yeah. Yeah.

could plant that in my husband's ear I will oh friend didn't get to I couldn't enjoy them should really love a new batch yeah I'm gonna text him be like you should really redo this yeah yeah yeah all right let's get into the rest of the show we're gonna be talking about the big SNL 50th anniversary that was happening all weekend long whole weekend

Whole weekend bonanza. Selena Gomez is releasing a new album with Benny Blanco. They also did a whole interview spread. Sabrina Carpenter released her deluxe album. And A Court of Thorns and Roses is dead at Hulu. It's no longer happening at Hulu. DEAD. Somebody else is going to have to pick it up. And we have the weekly watch report. And honestly, I've got to stop sitting with my hand up like this on the couch.

Why? You know what I mean? It's like too casual. I did it last episode too. I feel it's comfortable though. It feels good to just rest my hand like this. Sometimes you just want to sit, right? Like I'm just like, oh, we're chilling, you know, we're yapping. It's like the...

SNL skit, Betty and Jodi, is me and you. Or when I picture him, I had 30 years from now. You know? Hopefully. I would have done exactly what they did with Miles Teller, that's for sure. Yeah, Miles Teller's looking really good. He looked very handsome. He's looking really handsome. Very handsome. Whatever he's doing with his hair right now. Yeah, hair and the facial hair too. It's a good combination. See, now we legitimately sound like that. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Let's get into the rest of the show. Top Gun 2. Top Gun 2. Top Gun 2. It's Top Gun Maverick. Okay. Let's get into it.

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I put that on for a little bit and I was thrilled to see Andy Samberg do the little thing with Lady Gaga because my favorite skits on Saturday Night Live were the Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake songs. Yep. I think Justin Timberlake was he too good to be there on Friday night.

Both all nights really like I thought of he was Justin Timberlake is kind of a staple when it comes to he was a big host so many times I feel like big Saturday Night Live staple. Yeah. Some of the funniest skits include Justin Timberlake be on tour. Question mark world tour. Yeah. The tour is not ruined. I don't know. Do a quick search for me there. No and see if he's currently on tour. We've heard about the world tour. So maybe that is he still on that bad boy.

Yeah. He's on the world tour. He's still on the world tour. And Saturday Night Live couldn't ruin that for him. He's still on the world tour. I'm shocked. I would have really thought that he would have been there. Yeah, but there were so many amazing, amazing performances during the concert. On the E! News, it literally says, like, he's not there, but he had a valid reason. In quotation, Justin is in the middle of a world tour. Yeah. Yeah.

The world tour. The tour. I bet Justin's going to be, it's going to be five years and there's going to be like some event that he's not at. Justin's in the middle of a world tour. Come on.

Do you not know this? 20 years from now, Justin Timberlake is in the middle of a world fucking tour. So get it together, people. He's busy. Right. He's in the middle of a world tour. It actually would have been iconic if when Andy Samberg and Lady Gaga were going back and forth and Lady Gaga was like, well, Justin's in the middle of the world tour. I'll do it. Yeah. Well, honestly, it's pretty funny. That's like the first thing I mentioned because there were so many other performances, but I just had to...

start out with that because honestly we were watching and I said to Matt I was like alright we can shut it off but I just want to see Lady Gaga perform and then all of a sudden Lady Gaga started performing by the way happened to me a lot this week where I would say something and then it would happen love it like weird like weird like I don't know what's going on this week but I have like more psychic tendencies than usual where

It's really bizarre. Matt and I keep getting really freaked out. Speaking it into existence. I'll say something or I'll ask a question and then it will be answered immediately. I'll get a text or something. I don't even know how to put it into words. It's happened a lot this past week. Well, anyways, that's why we were like, whoa! And I said, I just wish she'd made a gaga before me. And all of a sudden she popped on the screen. I'm like, what the hell?

So I was super excited about that. She's saying it at the end as well. Yeah. She's just, I'm just, God. She goes on tour. Will you go with me? Absolutely. Oh my God. Absolutely. Pound it. Give me a little pound sister.

She, and you could just tell even watching it on TV that her voice just takes over the room. Seeing her play Shallow at the piano was, it was great for a girl that had a stomach bug all weekend because-

I just had Peacock on the entire weekend And I felt like I was an expert Because everyone was like Is it a concert? Is it a show? Like what's happening? I'm like it's a concert on Friday You can stream it on Peacock It's also a special on Sunday That you can also stream on Peacock and NBC I was ready to go I had the whole thing scheduled out Let me tell you You should have told Kelly Keegs Because yeah Kelly last night Well Kelly was also in Cabo Listen listen listen

Noah and I are in a group chat with Kelly and a couple other people. And Kelly downloaded the Saturday Night Live podcast.

A documentary? I don't know. It was because, you know, so they had the four-part Saturday night documentary. Yeah. But then they also had like a... I mean, there's like four different versions. But then they also had like a three-hour like just music documentary. Yes, yes. So that's what she downloaded thinking that it was... And she thought it was the show last night. And she goes, what is on Saturday? And she's texting us and she's like...

I downloaded tonight's SNL. Yeah. And Tommy's like, that's impossible. Tommy's like, no, you didn't. It's live right now. Okay. Yeah. And she's like, no, my friend watched it last night. And Tommy's like, no, it's on right now. It's Saturday night live on right now. And Kelly's like, then what is this that I have downloaded and sends a picture and no response and writes like,

oh that's the documentary Kelly leaves the chat Kelly Kelly leaves the chat because she's like I guess everyone fucking hates me

And I literally, I added Kelly back. I was like, Kelly, we promise we are not upset with you for mixing up the Saturday Night Live. I was crying, laughing. I was like, you know, this is one of those moments where she was on the plane, just probably frustrated that she downloaded this thing and everyone was like, that's not it, Kelly.

They made a joke about it during the show of like how many things are on Peacock right now, documentaries and things you watch. I just said... Oh, poor Kelly got it mixed up. I just said to Joey Kamasi who's outside, he was like, that SNL thing sucked. And I was like, what? Me and Pat were like, oh my God, we loved it. He was like, it was just a concert, no? Like, can...

We were like, oh, no. Everyone's confused. People thought it was Saturday. I mean, obviously, people would think it's Saturday. People would assume that it would be Saturday, but they did it on Sunday. Kelly leaving right after Noah was like, no, that's the documentary. And she just, Kelly leaves the chat. I was like, damn, Noah, you really got her there. Oh, my God. That is actually so funny. But no, it was confusing because there was... It was. It was. There was a lot going on, but the concert...

The concert was really cool. There were a lot of really cool performances. I loved Miley immediately performing first and being like, is this like the Grammys where no one sings and has fun? Get up. And she started calling out people one by one. Yeah.

But let me tell you, I don't think anyone got the crowd going more than the Backstreet Boys. The Backstreet Boys came out and everybody was on their feet. Like, loving it. You know what's so funny? Nicole and Alex, my sister and her best friend.

were texting me Friday before that and they were like it's really unfortunate that you and Fran are like so into the Jonas Brothers in that era yeah because we want to go see the Backstreet Boys at the Sphere and I was like that's what I was gonna say before what I've got how could I forget when I said to Sarah I was like there's something that happened that I wanted to bring up and I forgot what it was I brought up a court of thorns and roses Jonas Conn

Jonas Khan. But here's the thing. You have no interest in the Backstreet Boys at the Sphere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is not true. The Backstreet Boys at the Sphere I think would be really cool. I said we would go to Vegas. We'll go to Vegas with you guys if you want. Also, the Backstreet Boys are playing at the Sphere? How many songs do they have? How many songs have you named? I don't think I can name only one or two songs. Here's my thing. Backstreet Specs. I think I could...

I think I would recognize a ton and sing along to a ton. Could I tell you what they're all called?

I'm like, do I just not? No. And to be honest, I was also more of a NSYNC gal, granted. I was definitely on the younger side, and I listened to the NSYNC album. I just burped. And that, excuse you. Sorry. Oh, I want it that way. Okay. Yeah, yeah. As long as you love me, Backstreet's back, shape of my heart, quit playing games larger than life. They are playing. Show me the meaning.

Yeah. They're playing all in July at the Sphere. Wow. Should we go to Vegas for my birthday? Good for them. That's awesome. I'm not like a...

I'm dying to go to the Sphere. I'm dying to go to the Sphere, but I don't want to spend my birthday at the Backstreet Boys at the Sphere. That's fair, but the only thing that's been at the Sphere is Dead & Co. and Phish. I'm surprised that Joe hasn't gotten you to go for Dead & Co. He's had plans to go multiple times, and they've fallen through. He would love to go.

But that I have literally no interest in going to. Oh, God, no. Have you ever been to a dead show? Nope. Come on, John. No. It doesn't tickle my fancy in any way. I just, I know how I am. I know who I am. Yes, you do. You know?

And I just... Isn't that a beautiful thing? Yeah, I just see myself... No, no, I just... I think seeing Fran there would be very out of place. I see myself at the Sphere, Vegas, Dead & Co. Everybody's on drugs. And I'm just...

looking at every, like I'm not even, here's the thing, like I enjoy listening to the music. Like I, it's not a, it's not a music thing. You just don't like the culture. I don't. I'm not in with the culture. I'm so with you though. Have you ever been around MSG when a Phish concert lets out? Yes. Nightmare. Nightmare.

Have you ever been around that? No, I will be the first to say that like if you're not fully like embracing, even I love it, but I'll be at shows and it's you look around and you're like, oh, oh, my God. No, everyone's doing fucking you're walking out. Everyone's doing what's with the balloon thing. Whippets. Yeah. Yeah. Have you done that? No, I haven't. Oh.

What's like a scared mother? Are you doing that at those shows? No, but when you walk around like before, like they literally, people walk around. Isn't Whippets with the whipped cream? No, no, it is called Whippets, I think. Yeah, but that's what it's called with the balloons too, right? Yeah, the balloons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they're like have people walking around like Whippet, like it's like popcorn at those shows. I mean, they had it outside of the...

the Marcus King and the blue note. The guy had the balloons. I was like, yeah. What does that do for you? It's like a head high. Yeah. I have no interest in a whippet. No. One time when we were younger, way younger, we found out my cousin was doing whippets. He was buying a lot of shaving cream at one of the stores. And we...

And I remember the phone call that my parents had with my aunt. They were like, he's buying a lot of shaving cream. We think he's doing whippets. Would that make sense? Yes. I walked by a bodega that had, you know, like smoke shop, all those things in the city. And they had these tanks of like nitrous oxide. And I was like, what? What is this? And they were like, oh, the kids these days are loving just huffing everything.

this bad shit for you. I'm like, I cannot be as more straight laced as it comes when it comes to these things, which is why every time Joe's like, come on, let's go to a Denico show. I'm like, I know I will just be staring at the people around me and like uncomfortable. That's how my mom, I'm with you. Like,

I'm not in the zone for this acid trip, whatever. And to all the girl listeners that love a good Dead & Co. show, respect. Have your fun. No judgment. You know me. I'm just speaking to the listeners. They know me. I know me. They know me. They know that that's not where they're going to catch me. They're going to catch me at Jonas Con. Right. But...

but there's going to be no whippets at Jonas Con. Those champ bands, like, you know how like- Yo, you want to do whippets before Jonas Con? Mm-hmm.

Outside the American Dream Mall. Whippets! Get your whippets! Nitrous oxide cans. You know how people dance at the jam band type of things? Yeah. Oh, that I enjoy too. Although, the dancing I actually do enjoy watching because people really let their freak flag fly. I've brought my mom to a Tedeschi trucks fan before and she couldn't even watch the concert. She was just staring at the people around us being like, what are they doing? I feel like they do that all the time. I'm like, mom, just look at the stage. Just look at the stage. Yeah.

They just let their body, like, go. They were just honored at the Kennedy Center recently, and Miles Teller is like a giant deadhead, apparently. He was on the stage for no other reason than just doing what Rhea's doing right now. No, that's exactly what they do. I actually, Joe took it.

I took a really, there's a really long video that he had from when he went to one of the shows at Citi Field. And they're like, they're like gypsies. It's honestly, it's very freeing to do that. Like what I just did right there. I feel like it released something from my body. It does. But it is called like a somatic, right? Like, uh, I don't know. I didn't know it had a name. There's a hilarious headline that I just Googled. That's not the name of the dancing, but like somatic therapy, right? It's like, uh,

Listen to this. Oh, it's laughing. Like, this is a... This was a headline from July of 2019. 67 canisters of nitrous oxide found outside Fenway at Phish concert, police say.

I don't even know how we started talking about this. We were talking about SNL. We were talking about Backstreet Boys at the Sphere. Oh, Backstreet Boys at the Sphere. Well, anyways, I don't think we'll be going, but Jonas Con is happening and we'll be outside. What if we just sell balloon animals? Guys. Instead of whippets.

Balloon animals. Get your balloon animals. You want them in the shape of Kevin, Nick, and Joe? The details that are coming from Jonas Conn, there probably is a balloon animal artist that will be there. It looks like the Joe Bros. It's a carnival. 10 extra dollars, Frankie. I registered. Of course. I'm in. I mean, at the end of the day, I'm also like, call me.

Call us up to do a panel. What's, you know? There's panels, there's events, there's... I'll act as your bodyguard and manager at the Jonas Con. No, I don't know how... And I'm holding the microphone now because I don't know how low I can get to where I'm groveling on the ground. You know? That they are... It's at the American Dream Mall, for goodness sakes. Mm-hmm.

Why am I, why are we not, we could have a little teeny tiny booth. It could be, it could be a dog house. Right. Size. Do we have sunglasses in here? A little chicks in the office. Do we have those at Christian or something? A little chicks in the office hut. And I will say, I got a couple DMs. Maybe not a lot, but I did get a few. I'm letting you go through what's happening right now.

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Whoever's listening. Listen up. Come on. Listen up. Jonas family members. Kevin, Nick, Joe, Frankie, whoever else is listening. My name. Jonas team. Yes. Mama Jonas. Taylor. Papa Jonas. Everybody involved. Even the guy who makes the popcorn. My name is Maria Chiffo and I will be here representing Francesca Mariano in the case against the Jonas Brothers and Chris.

Jonas Khan okay if you do not have her come to the event and host a panel with the Jonas brothers we will find you and we will kill you no we won't no we won't I'll just be really upset but I will still be there I will be there no matter what I have a part but I would like to be there I have a part I have a particular set of skills

that you do not want to find out about if you don't let this girl at Jonas Conn. I will be standing to the left of her at all sides because those are our sides. I'm always on the left. She's always on the right. And we will walk into the American Dream Mall and we'll ride that carousel and we'll ski down those fake mountains and we'll go splish-splashing around that mall until we are led into Jonas Conn to host a panel at the event of the year.

You better listen up. And you listen up loud and clear. They're doing Jonas Trivia. We could host Jonas Trivia. A Jonas Trivia and Beat Rhea and Fran collaboration. Do you guys not even think? It writes itself. Do you even use your brains? The ideas I have.

Are endless. I know. And it's all to honor the fans. Please. And she wants 90% and I want 10% of whatever deal is about to happen. I want zero dollars. No, she wants dollars. I want zero dollars. I just want to be there and do something cool. She wants zero dollars. I want 10%. So give me her shares and we'll be there. And you know what's crazy is I just know that they're going to have like...

influencers go and brands like send influencers if I see Remy Bader at fucking Jonas Con we have a problem if I see the acquired style twins there we're gonna have a problem just go through every New York City influencer please I always get left off the list it's fucking bullshit we're sick of it we're fucking sick of it

I'm your biggest fan. She's your biggest fan. And I'm a fan too. And guess what? I may not be the biggest, but I'm a fucking fan too. And I'm registered. And you know what? If this goes to deaf ears, I will be there anyway. If this goes to deaf ears, we got nothing in the game anymore. I know. You know what I mean? I know. We got nothing in the game. It's... Capisce? Please. Joe. I'm calling you. You see these things. Joe! Joe!

Kevin, come on. Come on. Seriously? How much do we have to beg? It's getting pathetic at this point. You got us on our hands and knees. It's, yeah. Like I said, I am fine with a beg. Did you see that? They caused some controversy this weekend. The brothers did? Yeah, they did. Well, of course. Yeah, they did. When are they not in controversy? They did a concert in Toronto. And it was like a...

First come, first serve type thing. $20 ticket. Awesome. Everybody's freaking out. They put on a full show. But then at a certain point, they changed clothes and they handed out all this Christmas merch to everybody in the crowd and they filmed Christmas.

part of the christmas movie at the show and girls that were there i was i was getting fed all the tiktoks were like some people were like honey where's my where's my check for being an extra we just got thrown into thrown into being in a scene of the movie they didn't they came out and they did you you know you make every day feel like it's christmas there's fake snow the whole thing um

And it caused a little stir in the Jonas community. However, I will have to say that as far as like

smart ideas go I think it's pretty smart because they could have done that and gotten people to go and only film the thing for the movie and that would have like really been upsetting for people but they did put on a full concert like they did a full show lots of old songs throwbacks fun moments and then they did the Christmas thing on top of it and it was only $20 so

But girls were cracking me up on TikTok being like, why did I pay $20 to be an extra in the Jones Brothers Christmas movie? And at the same time... The thing is, you would have paid hundreds to be an extra. Thousands. And what's crazy too is there were girls that were like, I wasn't... Because it was in Toronto, they were like, I was an extra in Camp Rock. And now here I am...

Through the years because they filmed it up there too. They're always finding themselves in the little thing. That was a big moment. They did that right after they announced Jonas Conn. So look, I'm willing to do anything. I will bartend the Camp Rock bar. I will sign in people at the door. I will host a panel. I will walk around the venue selling Jonas memorabilia.

You know? Okay. We have to draw the line somewhere. As your manager. As I said, I will do whatever. Fine. Then I'm there with you, honey. Whatever. We'll do whatever. We'll literally do whatever. Yeah. And it's so close. So, you know, they probably have it all planned out already. No. No. Yeah. I know. There's always room for more. Yeah. We'll see what happens. Anyway. Anyways. We were talking about SNL like 30 minutes ago, I think. We were. We were.

You're turning back into Rhea? Yes. Yeah. Anyway, the SNL concert was... Manager Maria is exhausted. The SNL concert was very enjoyable for somebody who was bedridden all weekend. And what I thought was really cool that I loved was the Post Malone Nirvana performance. That was really cool.

Post Malone is so talented. Jack of all trades. He can do it all. I was listening to White Iverson on my way in today. And I thought to myself, wow, if I'm Post Malone, right? So many different genres I've entered into. If I hear this at a diner or a Denny's, which I'm only mentioning that because my brother met him at a Denny's once. Wow. I know. And I hear this song come on.

It must be like, wow, nostalgic. This is one of my first hits and how far I've come. He truly does. I mean, he can go from that to a full country album to hitting the stage with Nirvana and going full grunge rock star voice. It's really very, very cool. He has it all. He does. He does. But some great performances. All the stars were there.

And everybody, they've been to everything. They did everything all weekend. They went to all the shows. And then Sunday, they did, you know, also Cher. Sorry, just one more. Cher? My God, is she amazing. Just unbelievable. Spectacular. 78 years old. Incredible. I've seen her in concert. She is amazing.

so amazing. That sounds like a dream. It really was. I was so glad that I was able to do that with my mom and my aunt and my cousin and my aunt is a, like the way I love the Jonas Brothers, she loves Cher. That's amazing. That was fantastic. Cher's incredible. But then Sunday night they did the full 50th anniversary special, which was three-ish plus hours of sketches and

look back moments. They brought back old sketches, old characters, old cast members. Steve Martin came out and did the monologue, which I thought was really, I mean, really, I love the whole thing. I was smiling ear to ear the entire time watching it. Some things,

Laughed at more than others. But they brought back some of the classic sketches that you really just, you can't go wrong with them. I think like the Denise with Kristen Wiig. Right. Black Jeopardy. Eddie Murphy doing a Tracy Morgan impression was so funny. Linda Richman with Mike Myers. That is Sweat-O-Weather, Sweat-O-Weather, Sweat-O-Weather. It's just, it really...

The list goes on. They did so many good ones. Yeah, they did. The Debbie Downer. Debbie Downer. A lot of throwbacks. Throwbacks. Yes. A lot of throwbacks. I thought it was entertaining. You're right. You laugh at some more than others, but entertaining overall. And there's the nostalgic factor for it, too. Of course. You love seeing the back doing it. Right. Your heart feels warm. Exactly. Seeing Will Ferrell do sketches and...

Adam Sandler did a song. Adam Sandler, the song, and he was getting choked up mentioning the people that have passed. Kristen Wiig is so iconic. She's had so many great ones. I love the Kate McKinnon alien stuff. Always does make me laugh. It's so ridiculous. They threw Meryl Streep in there to make it even more. How about Meryl and Martin? I know. Going strong, huh? Yeah. Love it. They're fooling us all, I think. They're taking us all to the cleaners. Hey, listen. You stink. Yeah, I do.

I feel like, but they're not like going out of their, like they're not walking the carpet together. No, no, no. I'm saying that, you know, they're like, oh, we're friends. We're friends. But who knows what's going on with those two crazy kids behind closed doors. I love it. I love the old love. I just, it just makes my heart feel so warm and fuzzy. But yeah, there were some other great performances last night.

During the You know all the skits And everything And in between So I thought it was A great weekend To celebrate 50 years of SNL It was a good mix Of old and new Because then they threw in Domingo Which was smart Because I think like Domingo has taken the world By storm As one of the More recent Um

sketches that has you know gone mega mega viral throw Patrick Pascal and their bad bunny so good so funny Sabrina Carpenter Sabrina should I she's been the musical guest but she should host like she is funny she is she is funny I mean she's such a talented I mean the Disney the Disney kids can do it all and did you see her Vogue yeah

All the video clips leading up to it were so genius. Like, she's just genius. I love everything that Sabrina Carpenter's got going on, which actually leads us into her deluxe album was released on Valentine's Day. Wait, I'm not done talking about SNL. Sorry. You're missing big moments. I'm sorry. Let's go back then. Um...

Tina and Amy did a full Q&A with the audience. I wish that could have gone on for like two hours. I would have sat there. I was shocked by how long it did go on for, but I would have kept watching if it went. That was my favorite part. Like if they went one by one to, just in a row of every single person and did that. I just love seeing the other celebrities and like watching their reactions and stuff in the crowd. I, um...

I really know that was very, very funny. Very well done. Everyone's focused on the Blake and Ryan moment because they're like, oh, Ryan Reynolds. He stands up and they were like, oh, how's it going? He's like, good. What you hear? And, you know, everyone laughs and Blake turned her head. And we talked about this in our group chat. I would bet everything I have.

that Blake Lively knew that moment was happening. Noah tried to text in our group that Blake was legitimately shocked that that was his answer. And there is no way. One, that entire thing was incredibly scripted for everybody. For everybody. And watching the documentary, they talked about how SNL is like 99%. Like no one ever goes off script.

I still think that that head turn was like not scripted. That's so not true. I think the line might be. The line probably was, but her head movement, I'm like, she's not a good enough actor to sell me on that. Oh my God. She had that whole thing planned. It's like, oh, I'll look at him all dramatic. I mean, come on. Come on. Come on. Did you see everyone's talking about Kevin Costner? Like when that was happening, he like,

He moved his head just to see Blake's reaction. But there's also some things where I'm like, does Kevin Costner even know what's going on with them? I find that hard to believe. I feel like everyone there knows. Yeah, I know. There was one clip that was going viral of Blake and Amy Schumer talking, and it kind of looked like Amy was giving her like a...

Are you okay? How you doing? Like, moment. But yeah, look, this is a move they're going to make. This is straight out of the... Whether you buy it or you don't buy it, because a lot of people are shitting on this. This is straight out of the Ryan Reynolds playbook. Like, this could not be more Ryan Reynolds to, like, make a joke. But do you think it's weird to be, like, making jokes out of this? No, probably not the best thing to make a joke, to be honest. Right, like, what they're, you know...

Yeah, no, it's a very serious accusation. Right. They're accusing him of some serious things and then they're just getting up there and making a joke. That's what I'm saying. I think that's the Ryan Reynolds playbook. I don't think he knows really how to handle...

things without making a joke to his detriment you know like it's not helped him in many cases but that's how he does these things and that's how they handled it in in this moment um some good x moment because obviously everything everyone was then like oh it's carlos johansson is there and they've been talking about there's been a lot of chatter about their relationship recently because they've been talking so much about ryan my my mind is

Because I'm stuck at 16 years old. Goes to Miley and Nick. Like being there together. And they probably could care less at this point. It's been like so fucking long. They dated when they were 13. Right. But it does make my heart flutter a little bit to think of them in the same room. And I was happy Nick was a part of something because...

I saw that he was going to be there. I was like, oh my God, that's so cool. He was a part of the John Mulaney, like New York through the years, musical number. John Mulaney is so good. So funny. So creative. I thought that was really funny. Um,

cocaine and a little vodka to Hakuna Matata was really funny. The whole thing, the whole Les Mis moment. And of course, Nick was so serious singing Les Mis when it was his part, of course. I was like, he is singing. He's a theater kid. He is, and he loves Les Mis. He's been in it many times. So that was great. But the Blake and Ryan moment was a big one that everybody's talking about today that they...

We're even just there in the first place, I think people were surprised by, you know? Right. You would think that they would maybe be laying low, but I guess not. I also... Kim Kardashian was in the crowd and Pete Davidson, the whole thing. I was like, oh. Kim did well in her sketches. I thought she was great. There was a clip of her walking by Pete. Yeah, I saw that. The only thing that I thought didn't land for me, like I really enjoyed the entire show, was...

was the Andy Samberg Bo and Yang song. That one, I was like, I kind of understood what they were trying to do, but I felt like it wasn't, I don't know, I thought maybe they went a little more dark comedy with it. It would have been funnier, but

it just wasn't fantastic. But I thought everything else was great. Musical performances. Seeing Eddie Murphy in skits. I was thinking, because some of the newer cast members were in skits with Eddie Murphy last night, and I was like, they must be shitting themselves. No, for sure. Imagine just being in a skit with Eddie Murphy on SNL. The Nutty Professor jokes were cracking me up. Nutty Professor is probably the most...

quoted Mariano family movie of all time. Really? Which sounds ridiculous, but if you know my family, you know they love a good fart joke. And the Nutty Professor dinner table scene is... I think my dad's watched it 500 times. Like, he watches it on YouTube sometimes just to... Just to get a good laugh. Oh, yeah, just to get a good laugh. Um...

So got a good laugh out of that. Miley's cover was, was really beautiful. I know people were talking about that because, um, whether they didn't fully mention it or say her name, which Nate O'Connor, um, had covered it and she,

she had that crazy controversial moment on Saturday Night Live back in the day. And people think that that really like had derailed her career and many other things. So that was, she did that with Bernie Howard and Aubrey Plaza was the one who presented the performance.

Which was like I was like I gasped when I saw her cuz like oh my god, you know I just hope that she's that she's doing okay and it was nice to See her there and I'm sure she is friends and knows so many of those people that it feels comfortable to be there But yeah, I got great performances Yeah, Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Paul Simon Sabrina. Yeah, and

Yeah, they brought out the... And they closed it with Martin Short. Honestly, Jack Nicholson, that's like the first time I've seen him in public in like 10 years. They got some people to come out. And that's what they said. They were like, you don't see Jack really out that much anymore. It was impressive, the amount of faces that were there. I wonder if this is going to make people watch SNL more now. I doubt it. Thank you, Noah. You know what I mean? No, I... Yeah, I think... I think yes. Yes.

I think yes, just because the amount of buzz around it. Younger people that haven't really seen old SNL and they see the older skits and then they're like, oh, I want to watch now. It's just like last night, it's like all the funniest moments are obviously going to be like the stars, the old people. And then that's just not what the show is. Well, a 50th anniversary show, you have to do it. You're not having Miley, Paul McCartney play like...

No, of course not. Of course not. But I mean, but they do have special guests and great performances. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, it was really cool. But it was. How many people were involved? Yeah. Very, very cool. Yep.

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I love Dolly so much. I think maybe it was the wrong song for her to do. Dolly Parton is 80 years old. Yeah. She's going to sound like she's 80 years old in the song. And I think people aren't putting two and two together. You know what I'm saying? They're expecting young Dolly Parton to pop up onto the song. Right, right, right, right. And that's not even my issue with it, really. I just, her style and the way it sounded...

Like Dolly on Slim Pickens, I think would have been a better pairing. I feel like it just like Sabrina saying her parts in Please, Please, Please like she does.

And then the song changed for a more Dolly sounding verse. And it felt like the, like the whole vibe of the song sort of changed. And then it just didn't fully mesh together in my mind. Maybe she just wanted her to be a part of like one of like,

Yeah, of course you're going to go with one of the, yeah, when you get a massive star like that to collaborate on a song, you pick one of your biggest singles. Right, she's like, this would be sick. And then the music video obviously is iconic. Amazing. So it's like, I get why she did that, but I understand what people are saying. Maybe it would have been a little bit of a better fit on a different song, but it is one of her most popular songs, so I understand why she did that. Which ones, did you have any that you liked?

I have to give it another listen, to be honest. I had a full shower listen. I will say I really liked 15 Minutes and Bad Reviews. Those were the two I think I liked the most out of the five new ones. Yeah, I liked it. I have to definitely just give it another listen. Yeah. I need to give it a shower listen. I need to give it a car listen. But...

Really excited for more Sabrina songs regardless. I just love everything she does. Like I honestly, I keep talking about the Vogue videos, but those were so creative and so funny. Like she really is so funny. She is. She is really funny. She really deserves great comedic timing. She does all the shine she's getting right now. She just deserves it all. Drake also released an album. He did. Some sexy songs for you. I listened to it at least one time through.

It was sexy. It was the vibe for, you know, that night. Yeah. It was cool for like 24 hours. You know what I mean? It was like a sexy vibe. Right. Not dying to go back to listen to it. No, I'm usually more... Like, I have to be in the mood for like that kind of music or like slower Drake. Yeah. Like, I'm more into like rap. Yeah. Whatever when it comes to Drake or whatever. So...

I liked it, but I'm not probably going to listen to it every day. Is it more like baby making music? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would say. Yeah. It's like sexy. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. But I wouldn't throw it on while I'm getting ready for work or going out. I would. Yeah. Because I'm definitely more of like the dance music era of Drake. Yeah. Dance, rap. Yeah. But I did. I did enjoy it.

but no, I'm not going crazy for it. You know what I mean? Totally. What'd you think Noah? I, yeah, I didn't like, like it. Um, there's one song on there that the first half, like, give me a hug. I, I liked the first half of that and then it kind of, but, um, yeah, I mean, it's also like not, I knew what it was going to be going in. Um,

Sometimes his lyrics are just like hilarious if you step back and just like hear what he's saying. Yeah. Like people like joke about it on TikTok, but it's like, it's just so, it's like, I miss you. It's just like, whatever. It's just so simple. But no, I didn't, I didn't love it, but I didn't expect it to be like a Drake rap album.

Yeah, it was more just like it is what it is. Yeah. You know what you're getting from it. The Spanish song is insane. Like, I don't know what that... He's just like one song singing in a Spanish accent. The whole song is called like Mi Madre or something. Very weird. Like, I don't know how people can... It's not in Spanish. He's just singing with it. He's just him singing in...

with his like a tang and it's just if anyone else did that they'd be shit on forever well he got made fun of for that when he did the Bad Bunny song remember on that one album yeah but people are like this is amazing I'm like I don't know how you can listen to that seriously yeah yeah I didn't didn't hate it didn't love it yeah fair meh fine uh

There wasn't any other new music, right? No. Selena Gomez announced that she is putting out a new album with Benny Blanco. She put out a single. And she joked and she was like, I fooled you guys, basically, because she was talking about how she was like, remember she was like, I'm just not a pop star anymore, like whatever, the whole thing. Now putting out music with Benny Blanco. They did a whole interview together. They did a whole spread together.

I love that these two are so happy. They're just obsessed with each other. I love it. The way that they talk about each other, I think, is beautiful. The way that Benny supports her so much. The way she loves him so much. I love to see it. I think that they really found each other. And they joke. They were like, why did it take this long? They've known each other for a while, but it took a long time for them to come together. But it seems like they have an amazing love for each other. I think that's even why they appreciate it so much. And it's so sweet to hear what they have to say about each other. And they just...

have the nicest, most loving things to say and support each other and want the best for each other. And clearly they both have a love for music. So if they're going to, I'm sure they just started working on things and this leads to another and they're like, oh, and now all of a sudden they got an album to put out, you know? What did you think of the tortilla chip trail into the bathroom of the giant tub of nacho cheese? Because that really caused a stir on the internet.

You know what was real nacho cheese? I do. Yeah. And... I think I appreciate the gesture. Rich people are going to do rich people things. Yeah, totally. You know what I mean? Famous people are going to do famous people things. Because thinking about cleaning out the nacho cheese... That sounds like an absolute nightmare. And then you also think to yourself...

how many chips are you really going to eat out of that? You know what I mean? Right, right, right. You probably scoop one or two as a joke. Yeah. And then you're like, all right. To like have the moment. Right. Let's get the fucking nacho cheese out of the tub. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like nice for a second. I think it's an acute gesture because... Is there a world where they both got it? Into the nacho cheese tub? Yes.

No. Are you sure? I don't think there's any world where they both got into the nacho cheese. I feel like I could easily see Betty being like, let's get in together. No, I don't think that. Like, nacho cheese isn't a sexy food to get into. You know what I mean? I don't even know if you can really sink into it also. It looked pretty thick. I think you just, like, get stuck. I think you'd be like quicksand. You'd be like, sit at the top. Like, you're sitting on a throne. Slowly submerge into it. Like, here's the thing. I don't think nacho cheese is a sexy food. But if that's what...

She loves nacho cheese. Then he did a good job. What would be less bad than guacamole in a tub? I would much rather get into a tub of nacho cheese than guacamole. Yeah, I agree. Guacamole has a lot more things going on in it. Spicy could really do a number on you down there.

Nacho cheese, maybe not as spicy. He had wrote, when your fiance isn't much of a flowers girl. And then she had said, I love everything about this. Can I just say though? You know, they're just both letting their freak flag fly together. And I can appreciate that. I do. And like, you should totally get the things that you love. Yeah.

But I hate when people say they're not flowers people. Who doesn't appreciate flowers? You know? Some people don't like flowers. Really? Some people are allergic. I didn't think about that. But I fucking love flowers. It's a commitment. You have to take care of it now. Yeah. I love taking care of my flowers. I do. I find enjoyment out of taking care of my flowers. I agree. I agree. I do too. I think flowers brighten up a room. They do. Some people are...

like faux plant people you know some people would rather have the fake and just it'll look beautiful but they just don't have to take care of it i guess that's a good point so she rather than not she'd rather a tub of queso i was like oh we're so quirky look at our queso tub that's how it feels yeah i know what i completely you know what i mean completely um we're so different we like nacho cheese for the moment i don't know for the laughs

For the laugh that they probably shared together when she saw that. Very funny. For the two of them. They probably had quite the moment until they shared it with the world and everyone was like, what the fuck is this? Right. It's like one of those things you keep between you two. Or until you had to clean it, which I'm still like, how did they clear cleaning it? I don't think, well, at the end of the day, no.

They don't have to worry about that. - Do you think that Benny Blanco and Selena Gomez are cleaning up the nacho cheese out of their tub? - It's the poor person that works for them that had to go in and scoop out the nacho cheese. - They had to get fucking buckets to scoop out the nacho cheese. And then you're like, do I eat this? This nacho cheese is going to waste. We eat the nacho cheese or what? - It can't be good for the piping either. 'Cause so much washes down the drain. - No, it's not good at all. It's not good at all. - They just have like a backup. The plumber has to come and opens up the pipe.

Sir, there is an immense amount of cheese buildup. There's just an abundance of moldy ass cheese. If any of it got stuck and then it gets moldy and smells. Think about the next time you get into the bathtub for an actual bath and your bath just starts to smell like cheese. I feel like you're asking for mice. It starts to smell like cheese. Stop. Stop. I'm going to puke. You're like...

What's that smell coming from the drain? Yo, why does my coochie smell like nacho cheese? I would respect them a lot more if they did get in together. Girl, your coochie smells like nacho cheese. No one's saying they didn't get in together because they could have, you know? They could have. But he's a hairy guy. Can you imagine the nacho cheese sticking to his hair?

You guys are right into your toenails. Nacho cheese in crevices that you do not want. Well, honestly, she's probably dipping her foot in the nacho cheese. And he's licking it off. That's sick. Also, do you think it was warm? That's a lot of cheese to keep warm. That caused a great reaction in the room. I love it. Really, that one's going to go over well. Right, it is.

I mean, now I just, I literally envision that entire thing that you just spelled out there was her dipping her toes in. And guess what? I fucking love it for them. I know we're laughing, but like, they're so in love. I support them. You know what? Fuck, fucking go for it. Listen, when you're in love, Yeah. anything goes. Yep. Anything.

anything goes and they're they're deep in it when you're when you're talking to Joe right and if you're are you ever like if people hurt us right now they'd be fucking sick yeah like some of that like literally sometimes Matt and I are talking to each other I'm like if people hurt us right now they would literally throw up yeah like it's just like what you do when you're in love yeah you do silly things and

People get sappy as hell. They do. And it makes you do crazy things like put nacho cheese in a fucking tub. Sometimes cheese is just a part of that. Right. And it's nacho business. Oh, no. Come on. That was good. Oh, no. He made a nacho cheese joke. He said, oh, who's cheese? Nacho cheese. Nacho cheese. Oh.

That was so bad. Are you sure? Bad is the word you're looking for. Oh, man. There was such a long pause and no reaction, too. There was no laugh or words spoken for like 10 seconds. How long were you thinking about doing that? Like a couple minutes. He waited for the whole segment to end. He was like, when am I going to be able to say this? These girls need to wrap it up so I can fit in my nacho cheese joke.

If they don't wrap this up soon, this joke's going to get stale. That's not bad either.

Oh, boy. All right. Well, last topic. Anyways, moving on. What is the last topic? The last topic was A Court of Thorns and Roses, which is big news for us fantasy gals out there. It is nacho business. It is nacho business. Honestly, I wish Selena Gomez commented that back at a bunch of people being negative. Hey, this is nacho business. That was epic. Epic.

Best joke of the year so far, 2025. It's just so unexpected. It was a little cheesy. Okay, that one did not deserve that kind of response from Rhea. That one did not. That was a full hair flip laugh. And that one did not deserve it.

not laughing at the joke i want that to be known oh man laughing at the way noah like yeah it's up and oh it delivers yeah yeah yeah it's not the joke that's funny you know he feels really good about it it's fun oh my god i don't have anything to add oh god i don't know tell i haven't gotten out of the house all weekend i

I haven't had a single thing to add to this. Okay. All right. All right. Last thing. Last thing. Last thing. We're moving on. This one's for the fantasy girls out there. A Court of Thorns and Roses. Everyone's been wildly anticipating this TV show. It's been with Hulu for a while. That's been the adaption.

And adaptations. I think Noah's searching list of cheeses right now. He might be. No, I'm not. He totally is. He's going to fit one in. He's like cheese dragons. I literally see him on his laptop looking up list of cheeses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he knows it's cheese. No, that's not it. I was searching the book. Fairies. So this is...

Dead at Hulu is what the news came out this weekend that I don't know what's been going on, but it's not happening at Hulu now. And hopefully once like the full exclusivity deal that they had or whatever it is, when it fully expires, they can shop it to other studios. I think in the long run, this is going to be for the best.

I didn't love that it was at Hulu. Didn't really feel like that was a match. Why? Because I see it at an HBO or an Apple TV. It's just like Hulu feels a little elementary to me for the show, if that makes sense. Yeah, you would know better than I do. There's good shows on Hulu. No, there are, but it's like... Paradise? Yeah, but there's still an element of...

I don't know. Like, Tell Me Lies, I think, is so great. And it's obviously a good show, sexy show, the whole thing. But it's not as... I don't know. I just feel like the world that they can build out. Maybe it's just because of the history of HBO doing, like, Game of Thrones and all those things that they have the...

It just feels like they have the knowledge, the budget, everything they've done, they've done these shows before that they can build a whole world. You have to build a whole world for these books. So I hope that it goes somewhere. People are saying Apple TV is the number one now. No, I hope it does. Apple TV would be great too if it went to Apple TV. That would be awesome as well. So those would be my choices for that. But it's like at this point, they got to get moving because people...

People love the books and are very obsessed with it and want to see a show made out of it. And this is like it's going to be years now. You know, it's like you're falling behind a little bit. You got to jump on the craze and the craze is now. Right. So I mean, people obviously still care when it comes out. But I'm just saying, like, if you really want to capitalize on the moment, it would be it would be now. And that's that's that's that.

Well, I appreciate your thoughts on it. I have not read it, so I will take all of your thoughts and opinions. And I do trust that you will you it would be a show that you would enjoy 100 percent. It's a commitment to the book. I do enjoy reading, but not books. These books are huge. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, I don't got that much time to read that book. I will say the especially like the third one took me months to read. Yeah. I mean, honestly, though, maybe on my honeymoon.

That would be a great way to... You know what I mean? I think if I... You know what? I don't know. I would lead you maybe more in the direction of fourth wing. Okay, why? Sell them to me. I just think like fourth wing maybe has a little more action and twists. I mean, A Court of Thorns and Roses does as well, but it's a little...

It's just... They're big books, just a little denser. And not that Fourth Wing is too. They are... They're also longer books. But...

I think you would maybe be a little bit more entertained by Fourth Wing. I would love to know what the listeners think as well, which one you think I should go for, because I have to dive into a new series on my honeymoon, because it's like, you know, relaxation and some books. I honestly think you would like both. Okay, I'll look into it. So it can be your choice. It's rather if you want to go like more fairies or more dragons. Fairies. Okay, then a quarter of Thorns and Roses. That would be more the...

the speed. But now I'm thinking Dragon. You know what I mean? They said fairy so quickly, but that was the initial thought. So maybe it would be fair. So maybe go with your gut. If you have to pick between the two. I'll have to look into both. I'll let you know. I'll update everybody. I'm still reading Onyx Storm, by the way. It took me, I'm like probably 50% through. I'm not,

I'm not obsessed, which is unfortunate. I actually saw that opinion from a lot of people. Yeah. I've seen a lot of people post that they don't love it. I think a lot of people have struggled to get through it. Yes. And it's a little, like, chaotic. So, I mean, I'll finish. I obviously will finish it. But it's, like, some people finish it. It's either, like, you finish it in two days or you're still trying to finish it. I've seen that a lot. Yeah. Interesting. Well, I'm going to look into both and I'll decide which one I'm going to go with. I think that's a good one. Do you have a Kindle?

No, I don't. I like a hardcover. I like having the physical book. But for your honeymoon when you're traveling, you're not going to carry a big ass book. I don't want to carry all the books. No, it's a pain in the ass. Ooh, maybe I'll get a Kindle. You'll get a cutie little Kindle to bring on your honeymoon. Cute. Yeah. Okay. That would be a great little something to bring with you. Okay. Okay. I'm going to tell my fiance I want a Kindle. Yeah. Hey. Hi. Hi. I want to read on our honeymoon. You know what I really want? A Kindle. Yeah. Yeah.

He's going to be like, what? And then he's like, all right, it's here tomorrow. Yeah. I'm going to. Oh, I'm getting myself a Kindle. All right. That wraps up the topics.

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All right, let's get into the Weekly Watch Report where we talk about the things we watched this week. Weekly Watch Report on Monday. Weekly Watch Report on Monday. Weekly Watch Report on Monday. Weekly Watch Report on Monday. Ooh. Okay, Christina. Yeah. Well, anyways, I don't even know what I fucking watched. Traitors. Yep. Obviously. Obviously.

There are two episodes we haven't talked about because we didn't do this last week. Oh, right. So both of those episodes. End of Boss and Rob, sadly. RIP Boss and Rob, which was sad to see because now going into the next episode, my God, do they need his advice and help. Right. And no Derek. Right. They're just a bunch of... Yeah. They don't know what's going on. They have no idea what's going on. Because you know it's bad when like Danielle, who's maybe the worst traitor ever, is...

manipulating them all in the right way. You know? Danielle drives me nuts. Nuts. I cannot stand her. Yeah, she drives me nuts. I also can't stand Carolyn either. I actually don't mind Carolyn as much. I think Carolyn is playing a way smarter game than Danielle. I mean...

And like Danielle's the most every move is so transparent now like her begging like for Brittany to be a traitor and I'm like she's like no I swear we'll share it's like no you won't. Right. I actually love that Carolyn is like not letting it happen. I hope she sticks with I hope she sticks with it because I would I love that she was like no fucking way. You're just going to go against me. I mean I

The worst traitors of all time that we've seen on any season are some really fucking bad traitors. And I know that they're all like, all the faithfuls are kicking themselves that because it's Danielle is right there for them. And it's so crazy how so many people see it and they all bring it up and then they don't go after her. I don't get it. It's like Sierra made the point about,

Oh Jeremy there's the last name that Jeremy said and then Jeremy was killed it's like that is so much more of a better argument to me than the oh well it has to be somebody in the coffins that they like went back to and I feel like so many of them have had weird moments with Danielle that they've made them and maybe they're just holding on to it because they all think that she's a traitor so it's like an easy one at the end you'd be like oh well it's Danielle you know she's a traitor maybe that's a strategy but

At this point, like, I thought that was a very unfair Ciara killing because she really gave them no reason for that one. And then they all, like, they had no argument. It's just like, oh, well, we're just going to close the theory. We're probably wrong. They were all literally like, we're probably wrong. But just so we know that we're wrong, we're going to banish you.

I was so mad for her, but at the same time, I was like, fuck them. Get up there and let them know you're faithful and they're all going to be kicking themselves. Sam, Britney Spears' ex, really was on to a good thing until Tom Sandoval fucked it up.

He was. I mean, he's perfect on this show. Let's be honest. Tom Sandoval. Openly, I'm rooting for him to win. No, Tom Sandoval. No, do not root for him to win. Come on. It would be hilarious. No. It would be hilarious. He's an idiot. I am not rooting for him to win, but my God, I can't lie and say it's not been entertaining. He's perfect for this show. This challenge.

of the dolls and the singing was a tom sandoval masterclass of ridiculousness truly with him singing those songs with him being like i'm the only one that's musically inclined and they're they're they're they're picking up the phone going please don't be tom please don't be tom tom

Unbelievable. I was crying laughing. He's so good on this show, but so bad. Did you see there's some interview with one of them who's been eliminated who said that when they would be in the cars going to and from the missions, he'd force the car to listen to his band. Yes.

That is just... Yes, I heard. I saw that on TikTok. That was cracking me up. So classy, Tom Sandoval. Yeah. Both of these episodes get an A. It's just a solid season all around. I'm enjoying myself. I can't stay away. I do miss Rob. I think after the Boston Rob one, Tom Sandoval was feeling real cocky. And then he just like... And then after Sierra, he was like, oh, what? Yeah. So who are you rooting for then? Dolores and Dylan. Dolores and Dylan. Double D. And...

Yeah. Those are kind of the two. Gabby too. Gabby. Oh, Gabby. Totally Gabby. I'm more rooting against Danielle than anything. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Same. Yeah. Yeah. She's awful. Yeah. She is really bad. But solid A's. Solid A's for me. Yeah. So good. Haven't watched Love is Blind yet, but excited to watch that. SNL, the whole thing, the concert, the 50th anniversary. I'll give it a B+. I enjoyed my time. Just all around, I'll just give it a B+.

The Breakfast Club, which I have seen before, but Matt has never seen. We watched that Valentine's Day night. I should have watched it with Noah. I know. And Noah's never seen The Breakfast Club either. It's just a classic. It is. It is just a classic about the stereotypes of high school and life. And The Breakfast Club gets a solid A. It is. It's just... It's a great movie. It's just a great movie. Noah, really recommend you get to see it at some point. It's on my list. I'm sure. And what else?

Do you want to grade your Cordially Invited? Oh, yes. Because I watched it too this weekend. The Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon movie. Yeah. I watched it while I was in Florida. I thought it was super cute and funny for what it was because I don't have much high expectations for comedy movies that go straight to streaming anymore. Yeah, yeah. I just don't have high expectations. But I will actually give it a B minus. Yeah. Yeah.

That's solid. I watched it. I thought it was cute. I just... They didn't really... The romance element of it, I thought they dropped the ball on. There were some funny moments and I got the comedic effort of it. But it was either make...

them actually have a romantic storyline or don't just have it be like sister versus dad and and don't have there be any romance to it because all of a sudden it was like the end of the movie and the daughter was like by the way my dad likes you and it was like what it's like they didn't flirt one time like give them one little flirty couple of flirty moments through their fighting there was no like fight flirty banter which is like they were fighting and so I was like there's no there's no there's

There's no romantic chemistry here for me with these two. I feel like they could have just made it a comedy and even left out that part of it completely. They needed to tie it together in the end with something. Yeah, yeah. And then they just kind of like threw that at us. It was like, oh, by the way, he's going to take her out on a date. Oh, okay. It was way better than what I expected, though, honestly. Yeah, it was cute. I was pleasantly surprised with that. And I did laugh at Nick's part. I thought that was funny. I screamed when he got on. He looked fantastic. Do you need me to do my second song? So good.

All stars. Love Island, all stars. Good season. Tonight's the finale. Tonight's the finale. Solid season. So much drama right now. The world is against Luca and Grace. How do you feel about that? I think it's bullshit. I...

Here's the problem. I don't want to spoil anything because I am up to date UK time so I can watch the finale when it airs. Yeah, I'm a couple behind. So I'm not going to give anything away. But maybe you've seen some stuff on social media. I have. So I will just say this. I know you're not really talking to me. I will just say this.

It felt like a sabotage moment right before the finale. That just came out of left fucking field. I don't know why it happened. It didn't make any sense to me. I don't know what they have. I don't know if they're just jealous or what the case is, but it really felt like it came out of left field. Yeah.

I'm rooting for Ronnie and Harriet to make it work in real life. I hope that they do. Ronnie really is giving ride or die energy for Harriet, which I respect, but at the same time, don't be a dick. Sometimes he's trying to support Harriet, but then he's rude to other people because of it. I'm like, you don't have to do that. Gabby and Casey, I actually am rooting for Gabby and Casey to win.

I think that they've had the most solid journey. They seem to really, really like each other. They're a good match. I think they could work on the outside. Got her, like, her brother's approval, like, things that matter. I think people are nervous about Casey just because it's, you know, this is his third time on the show and blah, blah, blah. But I do think eventually people do want to find something or, like, he does want a relationship. And, yeah.

They can still do their whole social media thing. He can still be his little TikTok boy and do all his funny stuff and, like, be in a relationship. So I hope that works. And everybody else, like, good for them. Like, I, you know, hope that they pan out. But I don't... Like, Elma had a tough go. She went from being voted, like, favorite girl to everybody really turning on her with her attitude. And there's a whole other level of...

British reality TV that we're not privy to that I think people get their opinions from like the I think she was on the only way is Essex so people are gathering their opinions from that I saw some people being like she and Ekin are both trying to be like head bitch of the villa I'm like I think Elmo's trying to be head bitch of the villa I think Elmo thinks her competition is Ekin so she's going for Ekin and Ekin's like whoa what's going on here right um

And she just had an attitude that was like unnecessary. Yeah, a little salty behavior. Yeah, kind of rude and like really holding grudges a little bit. Curtis and Ekin are... Curtis and Ekin I actually see working solely because I also think they could work because they both... I think they both love the fame and the spotlight. So maybe that could be their thing together. Right. You know? And...

Yeah, Sammy and Elma. We'll see how it works. There's also now talks of like, oh, they were dating, they were seeing each other before the show, and then it was all planned for them to come on. At the end of the day, I think that's going to happen with all stars. It's kind of like a Bachelor in Paradise situation where it's like some of these people are just going to talk. They're going to know each other. Maybe they've been on a date before. There's only so many people you can pick to be on the show that want to do it. So that really doesn't bother me as much. But Sammy's really – I mean, Sammy's 23, so –

We'll see. He's all Mr. I'm so mature and I've grown so much now, but I don't know how much I believe that, really. So I'm rooting for Gabby and Casey. Yeah, it's been a good season. Lots of drama so far, and especially leading up to the finale. I'm rooting for Luca and Grace as well. If it was between those two, I'd be happy for either one of them. Yeah, there's some likable couples left. They're just two of the most beautiful people to walk the planet, I think.

It's crazy. It's really unbelievable. Right. Gorgeous, gorgeous couple. I will give that a B. All Stars, I think, was pretty solid all around and some solid couples going into the finale. And that is everything I watched besides a lot of re-watching things. I'll give All Stars a B+. I've been pretty glued to it the last week or so up until the end to see what happens. And like I said, this drama, the last episode before the finale, whoa, it's

Explosive. It's really got the people talking. I'm on TikTok. The like ex-Islanders are on TikTok live, like all talking about it in different rooms in South Africa. It's really got the people going over there. You're cordially invited. I'll give a C. It was cute. Like very mid-level, you know. Traders, I'll give an A. Solid. Solid. SNL concert.

B plus. That was good. SNL 50th anniversary special. I think I give an A. I really like I was live thoroughly enjoyed it. I locked in and I was smiling ear to ear the entire time. So I I really liked it. I have not watched Love is Blind yet either.

White Lotus, episode one. Don't spoil it. That aired on Sunday nights. I won't spoil anything. But good episode. Good opening episode. Can't wait. Love the characters. The family, I think, is great. The three friends, I think, is great. It's going to be really good, I think. I really liked the first episode a lot. I give the first episode a...

I don't know. I was locked in. I don't want to go too crazy because I, it could, but it could just stay this way. I'm going to give it an A minus. Solid. I cannot wait to watch. The new theme song, C plus. And maybe it'll grow on me, but they abandoned like the, you know, it's like the season one and season two, there was kind of a similar vibe. And this one's totally different, which is fine. I know they're changing it up and it's Thailand and everything. Um,

But I was looking forward to the, you know, I don't have to do it. Everyone knows what I'm talking about. I thought there was, with no spoilers, but people know what I'm talking about, I thought there was one good moment midway through the episode where I was like, on the edge of my seat, jumped, which was, yeah. I can't wait to watch. Anything else this week? Caught up on all the Peacock stuff, Bravo stuff,

finished off oh summer house summer house oh yeah summer house i agree i'll go with b yeah first episode is always like you know they're getting they're getting to the house yeah the drama for summer yeah the drama hasn't fully started yet um southern charm what happened in this episode of southern charm oh they're in the bahamas i'll give it i'll give it a c plus

Craig was very upset he was going to have to share a room in the Bahamas. He was like, I'm an adult. I don't want to share a room. I'm going to get my own room in like this beautiful suite at Bahamar, which did give me a giggle. I'm not going to lie.

I don't know what Shep is doing with this girl, but she like, it's like kind of embarrassing. I'm sure he's watching it back, like not loving how this looks. She's like not answering his phone calls. She like does not want to hang out with him. I think she really just wants to be on TV. Like I think she's loving being on Southern Charm, but like doesn't want anything to do with Shep as Shep. Craig also did appear on the Tamron Hall show this week, which really was a question mark as well.

We got to have a chat with Craig. You know what it felt like? It was Johnny Drama. Yeah. In Entourage. When he cries on the show about the French girl. Yep. Completely. John Cena. Completely. Yeah, it felt like just the... It felt like a... It felt like we were watching a spoof movie scene of reality TV. If that makes sense. Yes. And then...

Southern Charm. I finished the last episode of Salt Lake City reunion, third part. Fantastic season of Salt Lake City. Just like, well done, ladies. You crushed it. I thought it was a fantastic season. I'll give that a B. I really thought that they had an amazing season. Bronwyn was a great new addition. I thought Mary was like comeback player of the year. I really thought...

I really did not like watching Mary at the beginning of this show, like the earlier seasons. It had a totally different feel. Since then, in this season, I thought she was extremely entertaining. And I believe that's everything I watched. Oh, I watched, Joe and I watched the first episode of Severance. First episode of season one. We just started. We hadn't watched. He really wants to watch. Yeah.

Season one, the first few, it picks up. Everyone's like, you got to get to episode seven, episode eight. I'm like, that's the end of season one. It takes me all the way to the end of the first season. It does take a little bit to get. Yeah. So I guess I got to make it to the end of the season for it to really pick up. Right.

No, I know everyone raves about it. We're going to keep watching it. I was certainly intrigued, but was a little... Like, it's not... I'm not as high on it as everyone else is. It's a slow setup, for sure. Like, the first episode was slow to me. The whole show is just a very slow pace. Yeah. I'll give that a season one, episode one. B-minus.

I know people will be like, how could you possibly be giving like traders an A and severance a B minus? But that's all, you know, I thought it was just a little slow. I know it'll pick up like everybody says, I'll get into it. But that's, that's that. And that's okay. That's everything I watched.

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No one here is watching it? No. Not yet. I heard great things, and then I've heard it got bad. Got bad? Really? Yeah, that's the talk I've seen. Oh, I haven't seen that. Is that people thought it kind of fell off. I haven't really seen a lot of discourse about it at all. Yeah. But I'm pretty locked in. Okay. It's just like a fun, it just keeps reminding me of, I keep saying it's like Lost, but it's just that type of show where you're just like, you have no idea what's going on, but that's kind of what brings me back every week.

I'll give that I'll give it an A- like actually I'm like pretty locked in on that I watched the SNL doc which was like the four episodes um

There were parts that I liked, but I didn't love it. I don't know. It felt very overproduced. I'd rather just watch... They were all very different styles. Yeah, very different styles. It didn't feel cohesive. I just would rather watch the people talk about it instead of do all these montages and weird stuff. I don't know. I'll give it a C+. Severance, last couple episodes, I'll give a B+. It's kind of losing me for a second now. Now I'm like...

Actually, Trent watches Severance, so we text about it, and we're both like, I don't know what's going on anymore. It's kind of getting a little crazy, but not in a great way. All the acting is great, though. John Turturro is so good. Traitor, season three, the last couple episodes, I'll give an A-. I do miss Rob. I feel like I lost my main purpose of watching, but now...

I'm just rooting for Tom. I don't like Tom. I just like him on the show. I like the idea of him winning because it's so ridiculous. Have you guys seen the girl on TikTok who films her boyfriend and they're watching Traders and she knows nothing. He knows nothing about Tom Sandoval. He doesn't know any of the lore around Tom Sandoval. And he just fucking loves Tom Sandoval. He calls him Tommy Boy. Oh my God. And he's like, oh, come on, Tommy Boy. It's very funny.

And it's like, she's like, he has no idea. Like, he doesn't, you know? Yeah. He's flying blind with Tom's animal. I would be happy with him, Dolores, like, Dylan, any of those guys winning. Yeah. I just really hate Daniel. Surviving Black Hawk Down, which is, like, a three-part documentary. I watched that. Joe and I actually watched the first episode. I forgot about that. Because I, obviously, have you guys seen the movie? Yes. Yeah. Which I have always loved Black Hawk Down, the movie. So this was, like, very interesting to me. And also, like...

Because it was done by Ridley Scott's company. Production company, yeah. So it was really well done. Yeah. And they got interviews with both sides of the war. Yeah. It's wild. I thought it was fascinating. Yeah, I'll give it an A-. It makes me want to watch the movie again, but it's also interesting. Because for some reason in my mind, these guys would be so old, but they're not. Like the guys who fought in this. Well, they were so young when they were over there. So yeah, that was really good. I watched The Substance.

You did. This might be controversial, but... You hated it. It was horrible. Maybe my least favorite movie I've ever seen. There were so many times where I just wanted to turn it off, and I'm like, you got to power through. I want to forget that I ever saw it. I don't want to remember anything about it. Wow. I love this take. I love it. I hate it. It's an F. Wow. I understand the underlying meanings and the symbolism of like,

women's image and all that. I just hate the movie and how they went about... It was too gross for you. It's just... It was a lot. Horrible. I had to look away half the movie. It was just disgusting. Even when they would zoom in on Dennis Quaid's mouth, it was disgusting. But you turned it off before you finished, right? Yeah. The ending was just... Oh, the end's absurd. Like, I just... I really, like...

wish there was a men in black thing where I could just forget that I watched it or forget that it existed like seeing her at the Oscars is gonna make me like have flashbacks but yeah just I got the BAFTAs yeah no I wouldn't recommend it to anyone and then SNL I give it B plus because like the yeah

If I were to give my favorite parts, I would give it an A, but there were some parts where I was kind of lost. Lowers the average. But it's three and a half, four hours. It's just bad. There's only really one. There's just the one thing that brought it down for me. One of my favorite parts was the Bill Murray Weekend Update. That was really funny. That was so good. And then the White Lotus. I'll give it a B plus because there's room to grow. Yeah.

I just feel like, I also feel like I haven't watched a good episode of TV in a while just because of what I've been watching. Like, I've just been really into, like, I've been watching a lot of reality TV, a lot of that world that I've, like, haven't watched a serious show since, I don't know what the last one was, honestly. I do feel like. That I was like, ooh, I'm so excited for this. Out of the three White Lotus seasons, this season I feel like I know the least amount of, like, actors in it.

Yeah, that's probably fair. Which I don't know if that'll affect it, but it could be good. I thought Parker Posey was so good. She's playing the mom, the southern mom.

Oh, yeah. I thought she was really funny. I do. I love like the whole Duke UNC thing really made me laugh. Whoever's playing like the famous. Yes, that's Michelle Monan. Yeah, I didn't realize that she was going to be there. I like her. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I'm excited for the rest of the season. No, it's going to be good. There was a lot of scenes that did really make me laugh. Like when the son was at the table talking about like, I just got a big decision of school. Oh, yeah. She was like, Tori.

Yeah, yeah. It's really make me laugh. Yeah. No, it's going to be good. I can't wait to watch. Yeah. I really thought I got Joe with a, like, because obviously we've watched all the Harry Potters. He's not as into it as I am. And I was like...

you know who that is? And he was like, yeah, Malfoy. And I was like, oh, dang. I didn't think he would know that. Classic. Jason Isaacs is Lucius Malfoy, his father. Oh, the father. Yeah, yeah, the father. Okay, okay. She just said Malfoy, not Draco. No, I was going to say, did I miss Draco? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, I'm very excited to watch that. I love White Lotus in general. Yeah. Very, very excited. And nobody fucking watched The Substance. Quote Noah. Yeah.

Please don't. I still, I recommend Noah Says Don't End. Don't watch it. Don't do it. I still think, I thought it was a fascinating movie. I mean, I would also lean towards, like, I wouldn't recommend it to somebody. You turned it off. No, I know. That's why I wouldn't recommend it. I mean, as far as, like, that's a good horror movie. Will you ever watch it again? Um, not no. Like, if I was with somebody who was, if I was with somebody who really wanted to see it,

And they wanted to watch it with me. I'd watch it again. I don't know if like if I was alone and I just like throw it back on, you know? No, no, no. It makes me sick thinking about it right now. For sure. No, it was. That's why I shut it off. But that's why I think that's like part of my argument of why it's such a good horror movie because it just made people so ill. Yeah. That I'm like that's.

mission accomplished. Right. Like you want like a horror gross sci-fi shit like that. You want. There are gross horror movies that I've watched in the past that I actually enjoy and like. But like their whole purpose was to do that to like make everybody feel so disgusted. It worked. And it worked. It worked. Like they could have maybe like taken it down a couple notches on the costume design and like. You know I was I was really pumped for um

Mikey that she won the BAFTA. That was awesome. I feel like the way that people are talking. I don't know how the Oscars is going to go. That's what everyone's saying. They're like, there's no clear favorites this year. No, really. From what awards have already happened to then what happened to the BAFTAs, a lot of times people say, oh, look at the BAFTAs is more telling for Oscars.

I'm really... I hope she wins for the Oscars. I hope Amelia Perez doesn't win anything. Conclave also won the BAFTA, so I'm like, is Conclave going to win Best Picture? Give me Timothee Chalamet and give me... You never know. The Oscars is such a toss-up. It really is. It's going to be interesting to see. We shall see. Yep. All right. That wraps up everything we watched.

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