My Flat Is Infested With Fruit Flies
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Like, you just don't know which way she's going to go. Hi guys, welcome to this week's episode of Pretty Lonesome. Today I'm joined by my good friend Daniel Rhodes. Hello. Underscore Daniel Rhodes. At underscore Daniel Rhodes, two S's on TikTok. I've been badgered by people to collaborate with

the ginger kid that speaks a bit like me on TikTok. And no one knows that we're actually like genuinely friends. No one really knows. No one knows. We've never posted together, but like we're actually friends. Like we hang out quite genuinely all the time. People also say that we look like siblings. I know. And just the other day I clicked, you actually look quite similar to my sister. Madeline the other day, actually, we were talking about height differences and Madeline goes, I'm 5'4".

You are lying. You are fucking shorter than 5'4". I tell Millie, I was just like, Madeline told me she was 5'4 the other day. She goes, no, she's fucking not. You're not 5'4". Why am I not? Get the tape measure out. No. Why am I not 5'4"? Like, give me one good reason. Well, my mother is 5'4", and you're definitely shorter than her.

For transparency, I'm five foot three. Oh, it's gone an inch down. But on a good day, I can reach five foot four. What the hell does that mean? That's like in heels. No, listen, because I remember this the first time that I went to Chessington World of Adventures as a child. I walked in the door and I was just about tall enough to get on the rides and they gave me a special wristband. And I said, what the fuck is this for? They said,

by the end of the day you will not be as tall as you are right now but we're still going to give you the credit to go on the rides because you entered here with the correct height requirements your spine gets condensed during the day and you shrink i know so in the mornings i may well be five four i never knew that yeah it's crazy isn't science love some simple science i know i really can't believe that i burped why it was quite a little like yeah that's the most i've ever done

I'm going to get Botox injected into my larynx because I'm... Does it stop you from burping? I can't remember the science of it, but it's a thing. And some people have this like missing muscle or one muscle they're not meant to have. And it basically makes them incapable of burping. So I get really horrid indigestion. And then I saw this girl on TikTok. She got Botox injected literally into a muscle in her throat and then she could start burping. And I'm really tempted to get it. Wait, so does it stop you burping or does it help you burp? No, it makes you able to. Like that's the most I've burped

potentially ever oh really and it was right into a microphone yucky daniel went into my toilet earlier like he just got up and then i just hear okay i'm saying you first of all like i need to take myself the gun was coming back oh i didn't what did i even do to inhale that gun before

You were mimicking someone, but I don't know who it was. I don't know what I did, but I like vacuumed this piece of gum. It was in my stomach just like that. It was insane. It just went...

there's my makeup creasing up just a little bit fingers are so cold and clammy i once went on a date and it was the date i was telling you about earlier and we were in my bed full transparency and i got up to pee and full transparency again i didn't wash my

Did you do like a fake tap run and then stand there? I love doing that. It's like a pastime. I do have a loan in my flat. Anyway. Speaking of, did it in your bathroom before? No, you didn't. Well, I looked around. You just touched my fucking eye. I can't even explain to you, but I just want to, I don't even know how to put this into words. I didn't touch anything. How is that piss on my floor? No, no, no. I sat. Oh, wow.

The first time I met Daniel. Oh my God, I told you about this.

I met Daniel. We're at this house party in New Zealand. And we were having like a deep conversation in the corner. I know exactly what we're talking about. Yeah, so lawyers, I think. No. Oh, I remember what we were talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. We've been together for like an hour and a half tops. Yeah. And you were like, I wasn't going to ask you about it. Or your friend came over and they were like, we were all discussing that we don't want to get drunk and ask you about this. But we're drunk, so we're going to ask you about this. And I was like, okay.

Okay. This is my favorite topic. I'm so glad that you've asked. And I let loose. And then we went into my bathroom. I'm telling Daniel about my disabled mother and I'm peeing. And then he's like, you don't mind, do you? Pills his trousers down and sits on the toilet.

I felt so guilty about that. I was like, you know, like, anxiety is just like a weekendly occurrence to me anyway. That morning I woke up and I was just like, hmm, shouldn't have done that, should not have done that. It was like quite deep conversation, you know? Like, you're really, like, letting it out to me and I just... Yeah, carry on. MUSIC PLAYS

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Then I had to explain why I sit to pee. Basically, okay, when I'm drunk, I sit to pee because I think it's just like a tidier experience. Like I'm not going to spill on the floor. No, I love it. And then sober, I'm just lazy. Yeah. Sometimes you just don't understand. I just want to sit down. I don't understand why men stand. Like if I was a boy, I'd 100% sit. Because like girls always talk about how like, oh, like sit down to pee, like go on my phone. I can't do that standing up. So I'm a sit. Anyway, I sat in your bathroom before.

And therefore I didn't actually touch anything technically. Completely valid. Yeah, didn't touch anything. And then I looked around and I was like, I actually don't know where a towel is to wipe my hands. So tap went on and I just stood there for a few seconds and looked at myself in the mirror, turned the tap off and came out.

Completely valid. Back to the date story. I go into the toilet and I like piss and I fake wash my hands. And I know that I fake washed my hands. And then I come back to the bed and I have, I have chronically clammy hands. Like, I don't know if that's something I want to admit. I have like an actual problem. Like they're disgusting. They're just constantly damp. Yeah, I know. And I feel safe admitting it to you. Thank you. And I get back into bed with her and she goes to hold my hand. She goes, oh, did you not dry your hands? What?

after you watched that yes that's oh yeah sorry i didn't and then it happened again later like she went to go hold my hand like a good half hour later and they were just as damp and i was like no she knows that's gross now she knows and that was just a one of many issues of offenses that i i'm so sorry i wonder if she watches my podcast i'm so sorry i

You peg! There's not one impressive anecdote that I can give from the series of dates I went on with her. Yeah, you were talking about it just before. I can't divulge on this podcast. I do, and like, I have always been...

proudly the victim of bad dates. Like I'd much rather be like, oh my God, I had this awful date with this pig than be like, I was a pig. But on these dates, I can pretty much confidently say like, I was a dick. Worst behavior. Worst behavior. And like so unintentional. You went on a few dates. It feels deliberate.

I think we went on four, but to be fair, it was over the procession of about five days. Yeah. I didn't have much time for personal growth in between. Yeah. So true. Gotta include that in the mix. Yes. Yes. Yes.

No, but like I haven't acted that kind of way towards a person like since I was like 17 and like didn't know how to date. And I was genuinely acting like I didn't know how to be cordial. You didn't know what to do. Okay, let me give you one piece of context. And now she's going to know it's about her, but it's absolutely fine. She comes over like this is the third date. And I've so far been unimpressive generally. Like I went on one date in pajamas because I didn't know it was a date.

Anyway, it's the third date and she comes over. It's 2 a.m. You're not going out for dinner. We're not. We're not getting dinner like it's fashion month. It's post party. She's she's like, I'm coming to a hotel room. I'm like solid. We get into bed and I put on a Netflix show for us to watch and I briefly closed my eyes. I think I blinked and then I opened them and it was 8 a.m.

This girl had got into my bed and within moments I had gone completely unconscious. And I just think sometimes like it wakes me up in the middle of the night, like her looking at me. You're such a cat. I wonder how long it took her to force me. Maybe she just stared at you for a while. Like, fuck you. I wonder if she debated just getting up and leaving. It's the fourth date and she's fucking snoring in my face. Oh, I don't, I can't. She's going to let it be what it is.

Lindsay, I just have to sit with a feeling. It's happened. Can't undo it. She's also like one of the most beautiful girls I know. She's stunning, yeah. I know. That's the hard part. Go you. Yay. Lock her down. That's the worst part. And like, I still see her on socials. Like this girl has like horror stories about me. That's painful. So let's roll it back to the way that me and Daniel met because I have seen a lot of comments on my TikTok and on my YouTube lately being like,

Collaborate with the ginger kid that talks fast like you. The handsome ginger kid. Yeah, that's what they say. They say collaborate with the handsome tall ginger boy. She told me before it was crazy ginger boy. I was like, that's fair enough. That's fine. You know what? Actually, I was thinking about the TikTok that you posted about the pigeons because it was actually so heart wrenching.

It was tipping it with rain, like violent rains, like the kind that kind of hurt when they fall on you. And I was looking out my window and there was a pigeon on the top of a building just sat there. And I was thinking like,

This is so horrible to say, but my dog is one of the least intelligent breeds of dog. I have a French bulldog. They are known for their significantly low IQs. Pigeons are known for their relatively high IQs and emotional intelligence. And I was thinking, it's probably got the same cognitive abilities as my dog. And it is sat getting pelted in rain because it literally...

has no ability to build a home and it's probably just thinking like why did they abandon us heartbreaking i just stood there watching it and i thought about making a tiktok and then i just thought it's actually like well i keep seeing pigeons around i just kind of like is it stealing if i took like a no they're like public property i think you can get nets yes tomorrow you meet net pigeon we'll see what we see what we're gonna do

It'll be the pigeon and the fruit flies. Finally some good company. Madeline has fruit flies?

all through her flat. And I'm not judging because I too have fruit flies all through my flat. But the reason they're present is due to a rotten mess within the living situation. And I know that I have like week old garbage just sitting in my flat that I just am too lazy to take downstairs. Madeline's flat. She's not just one bag of garbage, multiple bags, multiple bags. Tell them what the rubbish man said to you.

Okay, so I have been, I have like, I'm the only person that lives on my floor. And I have like the landing outside of my door. And then there's like the elevator. And then there's stairs down. And then another landing that's all mine.

And I have filled them both up with food waste and just waste in general, like to the ceiling kind of height, like an insane amount of rubbish that I have not been able to take to the bins because the bins in Hackney, it's like you just leave them on the street and the rubbish man pick them up.

It's just too hard. I can't. I'm just going to put them in the landing. And I tell myself, I'll take them down later when I go down in the lift next. I never do. And it's months worth of like actual rotting food. It's really not on. So there's first lights. It has a particular smell. It does. It smells like home. That's what I say. Yeah. So anyway, it got to a point of crisis. I actually told my therapist about it. And then I told...

Honestly, no, it was. And I told the guy that kind of helps me out. And I was like, look, I have this situation with this waste disposal issue. Disposal issue. And what do I do? And he was like, there's a company called Rubbish Taxi. You can call them. So I called them. I booked in. That's so bad. You got to a point where you needed Rubbish Taxi. And that's rotten. They come over. Rubbish Taxi. Rubbish. Who have you become?

They come over at 8am as per the booking and I get a call. He says, it's too much. He doesn't even say hi. I'm in bed. I'm like naked. I'm like, what do you mean? My van isn't big enough.

The thing is, when you told me that, I'm picturing like regular, like large, like community rubbish truck. Yeah. And I think that's probably roughly what you had. What I saw out there was definitely like a neighborhood's worth, like a few blocks worth at least.

The space outside my flat is substantial. Like, it's not like a doorway's worth. I love what you've done with it, by the way. It's only been like a rubbish disposal and now it's just empty with like a few fruit flies. They're still thriving out there because, you know, their last meal was this morning. So it's only a matter of days, but, you know, they'll be gone eventually.

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Very good. I'm very quick with them. I know how they work. Yeah, so someone on the left and I just went, caught one. It's concerning that they get in the lift because I know my neighbours are like, where are these coming from? That new girl in the building. But yeah, he called me, it's too much. I said, what do you mean it's too much? My van's not big enough. He said, I'm also going to need a second man. Fuck. Fuck.

That's quite the wake up call. It was. So then I had to live another two days on top of my already month long period of the fruit flight pandemic in my hallway. And they came this morning and they woke me up 8 a.m. On the dot. They're very punctual if you want to book them. Like they're actually lifesavers. Rubbish taxi. And it's two men shoveling shit into my elevators.

And they don't quote you a price. They don't quote you until the job is like, they've come to the property physically and they're like, the job is already underway. So I was like, I really don't know how much this is going to cost me. So I wake up, I'm like in PJs, like very not socially acceptable ones. Like I'm in my pants. I'm in boxes and a crop top. I open the door, ACM, I'm like, hello. And they're shoveling stuff into my head. And the man turns around and he goes,

180 pounds fun fact it's free when you just put it out on the street every night i know i know fun fact fun fact but like i'm new to london but i knew that one it's i cannot get a grip on how to just live well like i i don't know he says 160 180 pounds plus vatm i'm like

that's ridiculous like fine just be fair they didn't need backup they needed backup and a larger van like that's so embarrassing and I okay when I moved into this flat I thought it was kind of a nice flat it's relatively central to London it's aesthetically it's nice it's like a modern nice flat but I guess I underestimated London living standards and um I have the kind of heating that's like

under slats in the floor, but you can lift the slats up, the ones over there. And I just got curious. And I lifted them up and I am greeted by multiple bowls of rat poison. Oh, you did tell me that. That's my worst nightmare. Yeah, I thought that's interesting. So it must be, you know, like a common occurrence in this flat, you know, little visitors. I have no issue with rodents. I love them. I used to keep them as pets. No problem. But it did occur to me on like week five of having rotting food in my hallway that I

The fruit flies were not like the worst of my problem. You know what I mean? They're harmless. They kind of just hover. They're a little bit of fun, a little bit company. I can see a few right now. We both live alone and shout out to them fruit flies.

Yeah, I like them. And they're not grating. Like, you know, mosquitoes, they don't do anything to you. They're just there. I don't really know what that purpose is. Oh my God. Did I tell you? I, so I've had like this rotting bag of garbage and my own flat, I had a week and I went out to the supermarket yesterday and I left the heating on when I left my flat. And when I came back, I was out for like half an hour. I came back and the heating had heated up my garbage and I had old meat in there.

And it... It smelt like... I retched when I entered my flat. I was like... And I...

made me take out the week-long rubbish that had been sitting in there so maybe it's what i needed but it was the most disgusting thing ever don't leave your underfloor heating on with your neighborhood garbage out there once you're like amongst it for like a minute or two it kind of just blends into like the smell that's the worst you don't think about it anymore you go nose blind exactly and it took me leaving my flat after like five days to figure out that i had been living amongst this rotten smell and i was like oh i better take that out

I actually had to Google whether I could get sick from like aerated rotten meat because I came back to my apartment after about three weeks of being gone and there was a certain smell within the air that I thought... I was being cooking.

What is this smell? Someone cooked here. Who broke into my flat? And I'm like cleaning. And like, to be fair, I was greeted by, I had forgotten. I was drunk the last time I was here and I'd made pot noodles on my stove. And there was a thick layer of mold over the pot that I had left them in. And so I thought, yeah, that's the smell. Let me clean it. You know, I put them down, put them in the bin, wash the thing, tip the water out, whatever it was.

should have fixed the smell and i'm sat there it's still present and i look over and there's this little black tub on my desk and i'm like that's my dog's raw chicken feed oh fuck and it had been out for three that's so gross and the worst part is is during the three weeks i was gone

Multiple people had entered my flat. Maintenance men. And my, at the time, assistant, who I don't know well enough to be, you know, sharing that kind of in-depth depression with. I've been living here for, since August, moved into my flat in September. I don't have any sharp knives. Neither. Sorry.

So I've been like, and I try to cook most of my meals and stuff. I've been cutting like sweet potatoes with a butter knife. And I've had multiple people being like, what the fuck are you doing? And I'm like, what? We need to discuss how we met. We need to discuss how we met. People were tagging me in your videos a lot when you arrived. And I knew who you were. I don't know if you knew who I was. I did. We were mutuals. No, we were not. We're not. I followed you. You did not.

Oh really? No, you told me you had seen me before though. I knew who you are. I found you really funny. I knew who you were for like a while. And then me and my friend, like in this van, no friends in the country. And I'm like, hold on. Like, I know this one kid, like maybe we go see him. And she's like, okay, like random, but fine. And we pull up to Daniel's house.

And, um, actually, no, we didn't have the van. You didn't have the van at this point. We pulled up in an Uber. You did not. And, um, we had never spoken. We talked a little bit because, okay, after we like got, people were tagging us in each other's videos, I had DM'd you. Yes. And then maybe like a couple days later, you sent me like a voice message or something. Yeah. And then we like plotted meeting up. Yeah. And it was like the next day we met up. Yeah. Yeah. Sluts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

anyway continue um and i remember i had both my airpods in because i'm actually a cunt i thought it was okay i was just like did she want to speak to me just like i'm like hi she's like yeah fuck me okay i'm just rude like i was fully into meeting you like fully wanted to hear you but like i just will not take my headphones off for anyone and um

And I remember you have such a long driveway. Oh my God. Are you going to, do you remember what I did?

Because, okay, I have a very, very, very long driveway. I can't relive this memory without like crying a little bit. Is it going to be what I'm going to say? Yes. Like, there's like a corner in the driveway and like, I had just turned the corner and Madeline and Millie were walking down and there was quite a bit of distance in between us still. So much distance. It's so awful when you have to walk towards someone, even if it's someone you're close with. It's just an uncomfortable thing. Yeah. I slow motioned walked towards you. I went...

And I was like, I haven't met these people before. Also, he's like dis- is it disconcertingly? Like, you do not expect him to be as tall as he is. How tall are you? I'm 6'1". Like, just long. And like, I just didn't expect it from his videos. Like, you just assume that you're shorter. And it's just like this extremely tall ginger boy. I'm like, looking at Millie like, fuck. I was like, the fuck am I doing? Like, hey! What?

Thank God I'm sitting here with you still and that didn't ruin it. Because we then progressed to have lots and lots of fun. Yeah, we did. We went out that night. Oh yeah. And then I think that night, like we had like a nice time and stuff. Is that night we got dinner? No, that was the first night we met was when I took you to my friend's drinks. Also, by the way, Madeline always refers to me as her kind Kiwi friend.

That's so kind. In her podcast. And I think it's just like, now I'm like, it's an expectation I have now. I have to be like a sweetheart around you. Yeah. I don't know. Just recently I've seen that episode and I was like, I went to New Zealand and I met a group of people that I genuinely liked every single one. This is Daniel and that's him. And it's his friend group. And I've never known. My friend group after that, they were like, the heads went.

They're like, we're kind people. Like, they're so flattered. They're so flattered. They're so nice. Like, it's a bit freaky. I do have a good group of friends. But, like, you know when, like, everyone is kind and you think something's wrong. That's what you said to me. You were just like, no, there's, like, something up. But, like, you're all nice. Like, what the fuck? Not that my friends are bad people, but, like. You didn't expect it. Yeah. Yeah.

You just have high standards, I think. Maybe. Because New Zealand can afford you that. Also, a lot of my friends are really bad socially with new people. Not that they're bad people. They just struggle to gel with new people. It takes them a while. So the fact that you said that after meeting a group of people once, I was just impressive. I think it's because Millie was there, though. Millie's freaky. The way she can just bond with anybody is... She's good at that. She's freakishly good. She's good. She's really good. If I met her for the first time, I think, I'm sorry.

something's wrong here yes it's wrong but no it's weird she can gel with literally anyone like i've never introduced millie to anybody in my life and they've not loved her i remember a very like it's not a video but i just had this very clear mental image of you and then i remember you had this car what was it a hyundai

Huh? Something like that. And you drove me and Mully home and I just remember thinking, like, this guy's really got his life together. He's got a car. That car's hubcaps were zip-tied onto the wheel. What do you mean? Are you going to get one in London? No. Driving in London terrifies me. Although, zip cars. Was I talking to you about this? Yes. Zip cars are like, you can just, like, rent a car and, like, go and drive it. I kind of want to do that. Unfortunately, it does say zip car all over the side. It's a bit embarrassing. A bit embarrassing, but, like, fuck it. No one knows me, so it's, like, fine. Your flat's not moldy.

Not yet. I'll get there. I'm working on it.

I do wonder why this one's not because anytime you cook on the hob like there's no like you know how some like ovens will have like that big like air thing above it what's that called like a extractor fan yeah mine doesn't have that it just goes straight on the ceiling yeah like that surely is not gonna end my flat it's not even a smoke alarm I have in the kitchen it's a heat alarm so the moment not very considerate something that's like medium temperature on the stove top and I

And I just know when it's going to happen now. Like, I understand the stovetop now. It starts getting, like, just, like, normal heat. And it goes...

And I'm like, I've had my neighbor Anita has just been like, is everything okay? And I'm like, yeah, just fucking cooking at normal temperature. And I'm like, do you have one of these? And she's like, no. And I'm like, oh, okay. I have not seen Daniel's flat for the entire time that we've known each other. Like he just comes here. We just don't go to Daniel's house. You haven't asked to come over to be fair, but I haven't invited you over either. Yeah, you've not made me feel overly welcome. Well, we're planning a sexy and chic games night.

I've not heard anything about it. Bet you fucking have. You said you want to play PlayStation. Um, I, oh, me and you are planning a sexy and chic. Yeah, what the fuck did you think I said? I thought you meant you and your friends are planning a sexy and chic. No, I said we. I forgive you. I thought like we are planning a sexy and chic game. It was like you and your friends. No, you said you want to play, you want to like. I want to play GTA. Game of God. GTA was like my vibe. You know the GTA sex trailer is coming out tomorrow. No way. Yeah. Can you get the game? I have a Nintendo Switch if you want to play later. What do you have? Mario Party.

It's pretty good. Fuck you up. Yeah. I'm so bad. Oh, cool. Excellent. You know, there's this like magician that exists online called Daniel Rhodes with like 12 million followers. Really? It's a bane of my existence. That isn't true. Like in my old workplace, the CEO, I'm like,

bottom tier of my old workplace like i was like a piece of rubbish and the ceo approaches me one day and like he knew i had my own like tiktok account like existing at this point in time and he was just like like see a billionaire by the way like very very wealthy man comes up to me man doesn't ever speak to me he comes up to me he goes you know there's another daniel rhodes online with a far bigger following than you i was like

Yes. But if I wanted to say what I was thinking, I would have been like, fuck you, Elon. Just like, don't want him in your asshole. But like, I was like, yes, he's a magician. He has 12 million followers and he's like ruining my life. Honestly, Google him. If you Google my name, in fact, you find magician. Some weird artifacts of like this old sculpture must've been called Danny Rhodes and then me.

rock on the first time or the second time i met this boy it was the second time i'm glad you remember and you know exactly what i'm gonna say wait we hung out three days i think it was the third day okay third time third day he's like i have to show you something he leads me to his car and slowly opens the boot like the trunk of his car and practically falling out of it he's just floor to ceiling it's

Children's toys. Children's toys, yes. Honestly, like, if I hadn't met them for two days, looks like I was trying to lure them into a situation there, if I'm being honest. Beyond the two days, Daniel, it looked like you were trying to lure not just me. It was at my family home. Give me a chance. Like...

I told you. Like this sketchy white pedophile car with a boot full of Nerf guns and toy cars and inflatable. Not Nerf guns. It was their biggest competitor. Oh, yeah. Actually, I remember you telling me that you were their biggest competitor. What was the brand? I don't even want to say. Say. I don't even want to say. Say. I don't want to say. Do you know why I don't want to say? Guns were so fucking shitty. Like the fact that I have my own TikTok career now and that exists forever.

I've had people come up to me before. Like, I've been at a festival, like, just like having a good time. And they're like, bye. And I'm like, ah, ah, ah. And I just sprint away.

It's just going to run. That's the thing. I feel like New Zealand, you can't go anywhere. Pool of people are small there. And like, you just see every, even like I live, I lived in Auckland. That's where I'm from. That's like the biggest city. You just run into everyone there. So like, there's no hiding. If you want to go to the mall. Well, it's because there's like 15 people inhabiting that entire city. When I was moving to London, I like, just before I moved to London, I posted like a photo of like a restaurant in Auckland and Madeleine just replies saying, I can't wait for you to get out of that country that only has 15 restaurants. I was like,

True. True. But like you just run into everyone everywhere. Everywhere. What was the street you took us to? K Street or something? K Street. K Road. K Road. K Road. K Road. Because any footage I ever see of New Zealand, I'm like, it's K Road. Really? And it is. Really? It's the only road that's on social media. K Road's fun. K Road's like the last fun street to go out on in Auckland. Is that where we went clubbing to that weird like sex bed place? Sex bed. Bamboo Tiger. Yes. Bamboo Tiger.

That night was kind of like that going out experience was kind of average. It's kind of lit actually. Madeline will be like, it was kind of lit. Madeline's like dancing that night. Everyone kept saying to me, do you want to go home? Like, are you okay? I was like, I promise you I'm having a good time. Just like, don't ask me to move my body. Could you please do a demonstration of, I have two dance moves. One is what he just displayed. Where should I go for this?

Okay, Madeline has two dancers that I've seen. I don't know if you have any more. I don't. We've discussed this before. I don't think you do. These are the two I've seen. One is like, you will be in the craziest club. So many people dancing, just having the best night of their lives. Boogieing, whatnot. She looks miserable. That was the first night I ever met you as well. And I was just like, are you okay? And you were like, yeah, I'm having so much fun. I was like, okay, fuck me, all right. The other one is, I feel like I need to put the mic down for this one. Honestly,

You need to see her do it. I don't even know. If you've ever watched Friends, Chandler Bing dancing, that's a lasso. Both standing and all of that movement, I'm concerned the same amount either way. Honestly. Just so concerned. Like, both occasions of dancing, I would ask if she's okay. You'll understand what I mean by both concerning. Like, you just don't know which way she's going to go. That's how I met Daniel. Yeah.

thank you guys for watching daniel will be back i'll be back we'll clear the air after we get expect an apology within the month the more we do the more feral and it will just get worse it will get worse if i got cancelled alongside you i think i'd feel confident oh we'll be okay we'll have each other fine we'll giggle and laugh and skip and smile sorry

You were like, oh my god, we're okay. You were like, I'm so sorry that I don't know what he's doing, but like, you'd fucking drop me like a fucking fly, you bitch.